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I'm enjoying the fontaine storyline so far I feel like it's progressing the plot forward a good amount and we're getting some rlly cool and important lore info but I Am sort of like. can we solve an insane crisis now. can we have a boss fight please. I enjoy that we're learning a bunch of stuff but it feels like we're Only learning a bunch of stuff and not actually Doing anything of monumental plot importance we're just sort of watching all of the other characters do it
#like I enjoyed the newest archon quest a lot it was great it kept me engaged!!! but also we didn't do anything#like we weren't even there to help fix the water thing because we were sitting silently watching arlechino interrogate furina???#everything we've done so far in fontaine feels very idle#the trial last patch was so low stakes in like. the grand scheme of things and just served as world building/an elaborate lore drop#most of the archon quest this patch was investigating childe#and then when the big high stakes thing Did happen we weren't even really there for the important part#we did nothing at the tea party w arlechino and furina except watch it happen#and again I'm enjoying it!! we're learning a lot and thats rlly cool!! important world and character information is being gained!!!#but we aren't Doing anything or Solving any problems like we did in other nations#and I guess its sort of a nice break? but doing random tasks while watching Other characters fix the crisis is sort of getting old#like I think fontaine has had some of the best written storyline thus far#I just want to actually participate in something of real significance to the world or nation as a whole#hopefully they are just doing like. a fuck ton of exposition for The Big Crisis and its gonna feel extra important#but like. chop chop#never thought I'd actually be Asking for a boss fight 😭#ghost posts#text#genshin
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When you wet down a borzoi they scrunch up like a paper straw wrapper
#dogblr#petblr#dog#sighthound#borzoi#Krampus#my house smells like betrayal now#he needed a bath idk what to tell u!!!#I’m too lazy tonight to get him bone dry#so tomorrow will chop all his hairs off#a month till borzoi con so I’m gonna take him short and let it grow out a little#so all trimming will look natural#idc what the judges want that’s how I prefer it 😂#just ears uptuck and buffalo hump
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i cannot keep my identity secret anymore. I am harrier du bois



#The shoes came today#cant believe i found em on a second hand site for pretty cheap#them and the tie clash horribly#and thats a good thing#i wouldnt call this a cosplay because i look nothing like him#but it sure is something#i just hate the way wigs look on most occassions:( maybe i'll get fake mutton chops somewhere#Disco elysium#de#harrier du bois#hdb#harry du bois#cosplay#disco elysium cosplay#fashion#my posts
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Worth a shot
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#utdr#crossover#crossover comic#twin runes#twin runes comic#twin runes au#my art#comic#kris dreemurr#frisk#asgore#ralsei#i mean they could also chop off the heads and burn the stumps#like in the myth#but this is more fun#and less violent#I say while toriel burns down the blue and orange hydra heads#could we also get her on the pacify spell?#two are better than one#but just get in a third one just be be safe y'know?#also gotta love how focused on the task at hand ralsei is#he doesn't even miss a beat even though he didn't stick the landing#and dropped his glasses#at least kris got his back
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she had taken all of the pronouns in my poems and turned them masculine. every she was he. every her was him. i wrote about women dipping their hands into the honey of my chest and she had changed it in this stark, violent way. men now, in my work. in my ribs, i guess. how odd, to stare at it.
i write a lot about worshipping at the knees of my girl. what sapphic can resist the allure of chapel-talk, the divine nature of what is ours and ours alone. her hair in your shower. her chapstick melting in your car. when we say holy here, it is a different meaning. it is the smithing of our own haloes from mix-tape cds. no hammer to the anvil - only our own palms, skin scorching. forging every astral ray with the prayer please don't leave. our bible a history that is never taught in high school. we shape a church from the tent of her arched back. what other word for hymn but her voice. her moaning.
a poem can be stripped of its component parts, maybe, but can it still breathe? is it still the same ship? the words this woman changed, biting and spiraling up at me: my man is holy. i worship at his feet. he is the divinity of saturdays and the wheat of my communion and he is the hushed summer's glorious release.
it's common knowledge that you can say a word too-many times, and then it loses meaning. but here was something new: it wasn't that the words had lost meaning, but rather that they had shifted in the air somehow and turned radioactive to me. all of my words were otherwise unchanged, except for the unkind and glowing eye of him.
ivory-tower glowing in my aorta, i thought about talking to her on the sanctimonious and erudite level. telling her: a poem can be changed, can be erased or added to or demolished or reconfigured; but we do try to respect the original author. i would tell her i would have preferred her not change only the pronouns; that her actions felt like censorship rather than collaboration.
in front of me: you cannot cut him out of me, i was made to love him. no scrubbing, no penance. i will always come back to this house, come back to loving men.
i thought about telling her why her actions were cannibalism, not care. i would tell her about being 18 and pressured by my catholic family to accept a man as a partner; how i'd dated him for 5 years before being able to escape. how abusive he had been. how he had made me kneel in front of him - that i wasn't using the word worship idly, but rather as a reclamation. how i had to be re-taught even the concept of faith. how when i learned peace again, it was by the hand of a woman.
i thought about telling her about the wound behind it, the unceasing loneliness. i thought about telling her shape of the small and quiet hours; the fear; the endless and unpretty nature of just being queer. i thought about saying: all of my work comes from a place of pain.
i thought about telling her everything. when i finally found the words, it was only one: why? in that was the summary of all i felt: why not write her own poem? why change it so violently? and why choose my work, if she disliked it so much? why me?
i imagine she shrugged when she responded. all i got was a single sentence: "i really like your work but i want to be able to enjoy it without being made uncomfortable."
on her insta, her pinned post is of her boyfriend - now husband - proposing. they were married in 2023. congratulations. i really do hope she's happy.
i hope one day it stops hurting.
#spilled ink#writeblr#this is all true.#btw PLEASE be aware that she was NOT bi or anything else#this is about a straight lady stealin my work#although. yes i am also team “well babe if u like sapphic work so much.... hmm”#bonus: almost made a comment that everyone has completely stolen (without credit)#“your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest just so you could howl over losing a man”#and that line#while a banger#has been chopped and resold so much im like. :x well..... guess that's not mine anymore lol#ps edited bc i changed my mind about the length of this and how i introduced it#if ur like . didn't this have another 4 paragraphs. yes lol
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Friendly reminder that if you talk about how representation is important and how there's not enough diverse media, I implore you to seek out the media that already exists. And if you live in an area with a public library, go to see if they're available at your public library. And then go check them out.
As a librarian, it is demoralizing to see how low the circulation statistics are on lgbt+ books and books by BIPOC authors. I include them in displays and readers advisory, but people still don't check them out as much. Libraries only have a finite amount of resources, including space. We don't get a book then keep it forever. If not enough people check it out, we have to get rid of it to make room for more books. And when James Patterson Book #69 gets checked out 30 times in one year and cool, subversive Sci fi novel with a Black trans woman main character has never been checked out once, the librarian (me) has to make a hard decision.
If you're looking for something tangible and easy to do this pride month, look for lgbt+ books (there are millions of lists online that you can find. It's easier than it's ever been to find diverse books) and check them out from your library.
No time to read? Look for a short story or poetry anthology and just read as much as you have time for. Or just check out a book cus it looks interesting and read as much as you can. We have movies too.
As cool as it would be for me to just keep the books I want and get rid of the ones I don't, I have to listen to the community on matters of collection development. And the community tells me what books they want by checking them out and leaving the ones they don't want on the shelf.
If you think this doesn't apply to you because you live in a progressive area and obviously the books are being checked out, you're wrong. I once worked in a community with a large lgbt population. Those books were not getting checked out. If you want to tell me you live in a conservative area and your library doesn't have any diverse books, you are legally obligated to check the catalog before replying to this post. I currently work in a conservative community and we have lgbt+ and bipoc books. And if you still cannot find any, you are legally obligated to see if your library has a collection request form that patrons can fill out before replying to this post.
#bookblr#library posting#pride#pride month#adding tags because i genuinely would like this to leave containment#been weeding alot and it is so demoralizing to see so many of my own community's books on the chopping block#lesbian#read with pride#booktok#the locked tomb#heartstopper#sorry for the tag spam#but if you think books like heartstopper and tlt aren't at risk because they're popular you would be wrong#alice osman's books have very low circ statistics at my library#murderbot#nona the ninth#the situation is dire#xiran jay zhao
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Bed heads
#I humbly offer to the crowd lucanis getting a big ol smooch#it’s what he deserves#also guess who looked up what a messed up mullet looked like and fell to her knees#thank u Mr BioWare for giving this man the most chopped mullet 🙏🙏#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#datv#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook dragon age#rook mercar#Vivienne rook mercar#dragon age fanart#my art
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my homicipher contribution cuz I actually didn’t expect to enjoy this game as MUCH as I do, based on this post
#homicipher#mr crawling#homocipher#hes so cute#my favs are actually mr gap and mr machete#i like the guys who are stupid and aloof#but mr crawling is so sweet… mr chopped too
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an on-screen kiss with his wingman, right?
#sereshaw#hangster#icemav#lmao i was making edits and ran into this and was like okay!#lets go!!! chop chop!!!#tgm
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I think it would be funny if agatha's son reincarnated into wanda's son who then had to reincarnate into teen and then the next movie is a court drama of agatha and wanda locked in a custody battle
#tommy's in the corner like what am I? chopped liver?#lmao#marvel#agatha all along#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#nicholas scratch#molly mumbles
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oblivion is game of the year, every year
(reads bottom to top)
#tes iv: oblivion#oblivion#tes#tes memes#the REAL story is that i smacked helvus cecia a few times and (because i am well liked in bruma) a townsperson came to my aid#the combat music went away so nobody was hostile to me but a guard gave helvus the ol' chop and he stopped being alive
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Such silly guy. Such sillies look at the sillies haha silly guy go happy haha silly guy so cute
#deltarune#noelle holiday#susie deltarune#suselle#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#YES i changed the way i draw them AGAIN. i WILL do it again! 😁#i just think susie would have the most chopped hair ever and noelle has literal cloud hair like GUYS PLS I LOVE DRAWING THEM SO F MUCH#noelle deltarune#deltarune susie#deltarune suselle#deltarune noelle#damn what do i tag- uhh#lesbian#wlw#yuri#DAMMIT I FORGOT NOELLES TRANS PIN AAAGHHH#susie x noelle#noelle x susie
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What do you think would('ve) happen if, like, Doey and the other toys/experiments (Lucas and Bella included) got out of the facility? How would they react? Obviously, they'd enjoy the freedom, but what else?
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Phew! Sorry this took me so long to get to, but hopefully it was worth it! Someone else also sent an ask talking about how Bella and Lucas could have survived the HOJ (which I accidentally deleted due to lag while deleting spam TwT) so this is for both of you!!
The first thing on everyone's mind after escaping would be food, food and drinks of any kind. Playtime Co. controlled most of the toys via starvation, and the food they did get was really low quality junk. Doey is more than familiar with crawling through vents, and what is that Walmart employee really going to do about him. While grabbing most anything in reach, there was definitely a preference towards junk food, they're all still kids and chips and soda are like ambrosia and they're going to eat until they throw up, and then they'll probably eat more after XD
After they finish gorging themselves I think they'd probably hide? Try and find somewhere to hide out either just in the woods or if they can locate an abandoned building. Anything to stay out of the weather and away from people, especially that last bit. None of them want anything to do with people, interactions would be rare and as short as they possibly can manage (they're all very scared of being dragged back). Getting Lucas and Bella's collars off is one of those rare people interactions, that poor employee who had Doey's stalker form looming over them while they tried to turn off a shock collar attached to a stuffed animal (who was also alive). Like, the second they left the store that dude 100% fainted BAHAHAHA. Doey's main focus is on himself, Bella, and Lucas, though I think it'd make sense for them to pick up a squad on the way out. Most toys were enjoying the carnage to some degree (or being torn apart in it) and most of the mini toys couldn't do much even after getting out of the building, these three were just lucky. There is no way in hell any of them would be willing to go back into the building, as much as they wish certain friends were here, it's just too much risk.
Honestly even after escaping I think they'd still be stuck in survival mode, scared of being dragged back at any moment and living in a world that is so new and scary. Most don't have very strong memories of being human, everything is new and to them, anything new is dangerous. They'd settle into a routine eventually I imagine... I believe in them :] Also for funsies! The Bron's name is Brandy, he remembers the most about being human (though not his own name as Brandy was a name he took after being a toy) and is in charge when it comes to figuring out new stuff. He is also the oldest of the group! The Daddy Long Leg is Dill, he also doesn't remember his real name. Dill and Doey are the main ones who do any sneaking that needs to be done, Dill is small and flexible, Doey is large and flexible. Finally there is the Catbee Amelia, who the only thing she remembers is her name. One of her antenna snapped off before meeting Doey and gang and she was the leader of her little squad, though I think she enjoys being able to take a backseat nowadays.
#justabeewithapen#art#my art#ask#Doey's Lost Files AU#Little Au of my own AU here haha!#Lost Files Comics#poppy playtime#doey the doughman#Catnap#mommy long legs#huggy wuggy#bobby bearhug#kickin chicken#Bron#bron the dinosaur#daddy long legs#cat bee#baba chops#not gonna tag the handful of minis haha#I groan and grumble the entire time I make comics like this#then I finish and go “wow I love making comics. I should do more!”-#I am a fool </3#Hidden Files
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He pull on my wires till I short circuit <3
#starrway art#image id in alt#sonic#sonic fanart#sonic the hedgehog#metal sonic#robo gore#metonic#I don't even like know what to add for a caption other than UH YEAH METONIC IS HERE#the red wires was a deliberate choice btw#the edge between actual gore and robo gore is so thin sometimes :]#also I did NOT want to draw his other leg so I just... chopped it off.
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its exam szn for my shayla so i animated the lqg i promised for his good luck (and congratulations)
#also doubles as a celebration for him submitting his due artwork last week#i animated this from start to finish while u were asleep#so like if anything looks chopped its bcs it took me approx 4-5 hours to make it#even i didnt know i could animate that quickly but tbf its pretty simple#GOOD LUCK ARCHER GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#liu qingge#lqg#my art#mxtx
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the covers i was allowed to do for the "a year in hyrule" planner project (preorders closed now)
#loz#botw#the legend of zelda#zelda#link#they form one big image but i kind of like it better chopped up like this#perhaps stay tuned there might be some leftover sales or something one day
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