#but the stupid brainrot has me in a chokehold

[anothercrisis]

Soap, stone-cold sober: From now on, we’ll be using code names. You can address me as “Eagle One”.

Soap: Gaz, code name “Been there, done that”.

Ghost: What the fuck. (He had no idea his boyfriend and his best friend had slept together until then. Everyone else somehow knew though.)

Gaz, sweating: It was before—

Soap, ignoring the turmoil: Ghost is “Currently doing that”.

Soap: Alerudy, code name “It happened once in a dream”.

Alejandro: Doesn’t have to be a dream, amigo.

Ghost, again: What the fuck. (Did everyone want to get into Soap’s pants? (The answer is yes.))

Rudy, the peacemaker: The invitation includes you too, of course.

Soap, moderately distracted now: Price, code name “If I had to pick a dilf”.

Price, the only man in the room who wants nothing to do with Soap’s bed: …

Soap, because he respects the wives: Laswell is “Eagle Two”.

Laswell: Oh thank God.

[burritowitch]

you ever get bored and make slideshows about why your blorbos should not be removed from each other. neither do i haha

[theemporium]

danny gives the best bear hugs you CANNOT change my mind, he also gives me ‘would lay on top of you like a weighted blanket’ vibes

the daniel brainrot has a chokehold on me rn

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NO BUT HE WOULD🥹

the boy just collapses on top of you and nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck, not budging a bit until you eventually smile at him or laugh at one of his stupid jokes because cheering you up his number one priority🫠

[q1ngqve]

inflicting this brainrot on you bc a certain song has me in a chokehold and tempting me to draw:

but imagine a vampire!gallagher 😳 he's been the bartender for quite some time now, and older patrons swear he hasn't aged a day. gallagher grins, his fangs glinting as he thanks the patrons for their compliments. every time an unruly patron is thrown out the bar, gallagher takes a moment to sink his teeth in their necks, as reparation for disrupting the bar.

one day, you come in after a bad breakup with your boyfriend. sniffling, you tearfully order a bottle for yourself and try to drown out your sorrows. after a while, you slump against the counter, head in your arms. gallagher tsks, wondering who was stupid enough to break up with such a fine thing like you. he lets you sleep for a while, and prepares a jug of water and a sandwich for you when you wake up.

you begin frequenting the bar, not only for the yummy cocktails, but for the handsome bartender who made sure you were alright after drinking yourself into a stupor. meanwhile, gallagher resists the urge to take you aside and clamp down around your neck, fearing he might just drive you away. you're lovely company, he'd hate for you to up and leave him so soon.

eventually, you manage to meet him outside work, clumsily kissing his lips in a rushed confession. gallagher feels his control slipping, smelling the desire emanating from your blood, it makes him too dizzy to think. without warning, gallagher bites the junction between your neck and shoulder, groaning as he feels your blood flood his mouth. his eyes shoot open once he realizes what he's done, but he's even more shocked at your reaction, moaning loudly when he bit you.

oh, now he's done it, he can't let you go! and you seem eager to stay with him. in fact, you're whimpering and begging him to do it again. gallagher lets out a chuckle, tenderly kissing your neck as he pulls your clothes off your body

you end up sore, covered in bite marks and maybe dizzy from a little blood loss, but you don't care as you snuggle into gallagher's arms.

(if you're curious about the song that inspired this brainrot, check out Rivers Is A Vampire by Bear Ghost)

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oh— 😮‍💨 i have nothing else to add! this is so very delicious! thank you for feeding us with your brain rot baby 🤭 okay but imagine him loosening his tie like this as he walks towards you

[ghostykapi]

been having heavy HEAVY sana brainrot since i woke up (...2 hours ago)

it doesn't help that i saw this* as soon as i woke up

* https://twitter.com/twsanaily/status/1687900980623589376?s=46

and i was already feeling very Hot And Bothered(TM) before i saw that !!! she has such a chokehold on me its not even funny.

now i can't stop thinking of her using her strap on u and just teasing you !!!! she loves the hold she has on you, she knows you can't get enough of her and it drives the both of you crazy!

she doesn't stop teasing you, even outside of the bedroom.. it's her favorite thing to do at this point

looking at you during practice with a stupid smirk, purposefully making you remember how she railed you the night before and getting you all flustered just for her to ask "y/n? you okay?" in front of all the other members and grinning devilishly when you're too flustered to respond.

nayeon 100% knows whats up and teases you about it too. you can never catch a break in this group </3 -ot9 anon

nayeon + gf!sana = no brain no think just gay panic

thank u for giving us sana brainrot </33 can i just also add that sana would love to do that to you even in the public setting like even on dates ur rendered no brain no think all bc she’s a lil mean flirt

[jeansyvesmoreau]

Terfs, radfems, homophobes, racists etc dni, and I’m a minor, so nfsw blogs dni (you will be blocked because I love that button)

💜Melone, they/she/he (in order of preference), high school freshman (who is not in the us) with a stupid amount of brainrot and burnout

🧡Genderfluid, bi aspec. Or in straight terms, you can just call me gay, I call me gay too

💙Probably ADHD (undiagnosed) and maybe high-functioning autistic. Still considering the ASD part

💚Uses 'bruh' in a gender-neutral way, 'queer' as a reclaimed term, and 'yall' unironically

🖤Dear reader, cornelia street, new romantics and haunted stan first, human second. Speak now and reputation own my heart

🤎My top artist is taylor swift, forever and always (did you see what I did there- nvm), but I also like sasha sloan, fall out boy, alan walker, olivia rodrigo, ajr, anna blue alec benjamin, halsey, and gracie abrams. Taylor's the only one who I listen to religiously though

💜Six of crows hyperfixated. Kanej has me in a chokehold.

🧡Just an amateur, broke editor without photoshop trying to make do

💙Genuinely so proud of my comfort playlist (x)

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[stuckyeatscake]

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[love-toxin]

I am so mad Ellie I have full on Harley brainrot he has me in a chokehold. I just want him to watch me fail to make him coffee in the morning because he's staring from the kitchen table and it's making me nervous. I want him to get up when I spill it down the shirt I borrowed from him and scold me like I've just broken a vase. I want him to be looming in the shadows as I go about the day as his stupid house-spouse who is oh so clumsy so he has to keep an eye on me or else I'll hurt myself, and we really can't have that.

oho....heheh.....

I know this is wholesome but.....you spilling the coffee you made for him down your shirt and he just takes it off you, puts the cup down on the table and strips the top he let you borrow off because he doesn't want you to get burned, does he? And obviously you need to clean up, so he grabs a washcloth and wipes down your chest with cold water to soothe your skin, but he's trying not to look at the same time, and totally failing. It's cute watching you clumsily bustle around the house, and what he should do is clean up the rest of the mess and let you go upstairs to change. But you end up sandwiched between him and the counter before you know it, and soon Harley just picks you up with both hands on your ass and sits you on top of it, so he can stand between your legs and ask with a semi-straight face why you're so shy all of a sudden. It wouldn't have anything to do with how hard he obviously is now, would it?

[yunhohours]

You asked for hard thoughts..... well friend I have 3 and need more mutuals so let's get it going!

CIX is going on tour soon. I'm trying to figure out how I am going to manage to not stare at Jinyoung's hands the whole DAMN concert.

Pentagon has such a duality. Like I want to be absolutely ruined by any of them one night and then wake them up with heart shaped pancakes the next morning. Coffee too.

Kim wooseok and his f in waist. That in and of itself is a reason reason stan him. Solo, X1, or Up10tion era. It doesn't matter. He has always had me in a chokehold. Like sir if you could just destroy me......respectively. thank you.

can i first just say that I LOVE THAT YOU HAVE THREE because that's so me sfdfajf my brainrot is constant ALSO you mentioned 2 of my 3 ult groups here so i already love you sm anyways let me get to my thoughts on your thoughts 😌

1. I'm going to see CIX! I still don't think I have fully wrapped my head around it because I cannot fathom it. Like. Me??? Sharing oxygen with CIX??? Buckwild because I will probably hyperventilate. Moving on though, I have got to say I was surprised to see you mention Jinyoung's hands! I was fully expecting the usual "thigh" thirst (so valid btw) but you went with hands. +1 reason to love you sm because my hand kink is a forever problem for me sfjdadda let me find some pics of his hands real quick. For science.

Very pretty hands to be sure. I suppose I've never looked at them properly before because I was expecting them to be large or have long fingers, but they're actually just so pretty and delicate looking. Definitely something special about them. I can see why you'd be worried about staring at them! I will personally be trying not to gawk at Hyunsuk's everything and Seunghun's beautiful smile (+ abs that he keeps talking about... pls show us king I beg).

2. You are preaching to the choir about this oh my god. Pentagon affects me in a way that should just not be allowed. Part of it is because my ult of ults is in this group but really just the ENTIRETY OF THE GROUP is perfection. They somehow radiate a sexy, mature energy that makes you feral while also radiating this pure, childlike energy that makes you want to take care of them and make them so happy. Ugh. I love them. I hate "chores" and I would do their dishes, their laundry, ANYTHING just to see them happy and comfy. And as long as they fuck me stupid regularly I've gotta know who gets to you the most though. Please do tell.

3. Ok I gotta be honest here, I know almost nothing about Kim Wooseok </3 I know his name well and I’ve seen him before (he’s very pretty) but I probably can’t contribute much of substance unfortunately. I DID however look up pictures of his waist for reference and I found these absolute gems on twitter.

MY GOD???? I’m such a sucker for a teeny tiny waist like that. I bet he can wear absolutely anything and look perfect in it. I’m almost grateful I don’t know more about him because I do not need to spend hours of my life fixating on his waist every day lmao 😭

[taruruchi]

TARU !! i'm currently out after doing homework so i can't be active on discord and tumblr yet today 😭 and you are the first person in my notifs, so i bestow my message upon you HEHEHE ☝️ AHEM... HEAR ME OUT !! the ship bingo with elliex2 and ariyule 🤧 and esteban with bree too /j (he's so ... soft. hello, kind man, i want to give you my everything :( OFIWKEKS)

(if everyone else in my teeny tiny cutie twst family except sol because she is stupid buffoon cute instead of a wholesome sort /lh is seeing this, i will send an ask when i get back home >:D)

taru, rely my message. you are my hermes now 🙏 /j

- your local uncooked brie cheese ☆ (is everyone glad i wasn't online to fight sol today /j)

BREE CHEESE!! The honor I feel! I will be your hermes for today! And your arguments with sol are everything JDHBFJS it's my daily routine to read them at this point and I'm not complaining. And I'm 100% sure that your presence is missed!

@emizel @s-enju @linawritestwst bree has been summoned and this message is for you too!

Now onto the ships

Elliex2

Listen. Servant of the underworld and sunshine girl? And they both need to go to therapy? Yes. Sign me up.

Ariyule

*sobbing* I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. #1 most unproblematic couple!! (get out of here, azul. don't ruin it /lh) They're both soft and again I HAVE NO WORDS but the ariyule brainrot also has me in a chokehold

Esteban x Bree

I can't explain Esteban but both of you deserve the world 💖💕 (please also take him to therapy, he probably needs it)