#but there's so MUCH to say

[theloveinc]

BESTIE AHHH UR SO RIGHT SO MANY SUCCESSION AU THOUGHTS IT HURTS butttt thinking about what would happen w reader once someone gets the ceo position 🤭🤭🤭who do u think it would be 😱😱😱also bakugo is def kendall

(succession!au - here!)

UGHHH I COULD WRITE A WHOLE NOVEL ABT THIS but I know if I started I'd never fucking stop and we gotta flesh this out now. Now. sorry if it's a bit analytical rather than sexy tho.

To keep it on brand w/ actual bnha canon (or... projected? canon), OBVS I think Deku gets CEO position, which really actually matches if Bakugo is meant to be the Kendall-esque roll (AKA: everything he does is for the company yet he sees NONE of the fruits, #flop)...

And even though he's not exactly "out" of the company, it sparks this giant meltdown which causes him to lose YOUR favor along with a handful of others who want to kick him out (Roman behavior tbh)... like, board members Shindo Yo + Shishikura, for example...

(Cuz you're dating-but-not-officially-dating and constantly trying to reassure him that his value isn't dependent on his corporate position alongside trying to keep him sober(?)... but eventually he can't handle it anymore and both lashes out at you AND falls back into his nasty habits... which pushes you away entirely, at least temporarily)

And now that you're mad at Bakugo and... somewhat single (at least, not being tailed by a guard-dog-man at all times), I think Deku is taking notes from Todoroki and using this as his opportunity to snap you up; using his new CEO power to offer you a better position, better pay... a new boyfriend? Husband, even? Maybe???

Which causes Todoroki and Kirishima to up their game in trying to get to you, too.

(I think once Deku is CEO, Todoroki is probably moving companies and offers to take you with him to help separate yourself from Bakugo (same with Shindo), and Kirishima is just desperately inserting himself into your space by trying to convince you to not be so angry at Bakugo... even though... he's also purposely making things worse so there's a chance you guys NEVER talk again.)

IT'S SUCH A MESS!!!!!!!!!!!

[rowenabean]

Guys I get to talk about the Eucharist at church probably next week I am so excited!

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[queer-is-future]

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

[ratbastarddotfuck]

is this nonbinary person actually "male presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of maleness?

is this nonbinary person actually "female presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of femaleness?

perhaps they're just "presenting" as themselves and your binary biases are clouding your judgement?

[catmask]

its true that romance amd friendship will not solve everything but. objectively speaking its very hard to get sad when you can say 'lets go get cake tomorrow okay' and someone will go get cake with you. like there is some good at least. you know

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[callisteios]

hii i recently fell in love with movies again so i made a uquiz where you can find out which actor would play you in a film about your life.

[may12324]

Halsin- Archdruid of the Emerald Grove

[captain-mozzarella]

I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

[reasonsforhope]

Sometimes you just have one of those moments where the progress we've made as a culture get thrown into stark relief. You look at something and go "Holy shit, that would never have happened when I was a kid."

Today, I had one of those moments when I realized that the teenage boys I'm working with are just. genuinely, openly enthusiastic about going to Build-a-Bear for their outing.

These are sixteen and seventeen year old boys! They just had a whole conversation about what to name their "cute", mostly new squishmallows! They're genuinely excited that they're going to Build-a-Bear this weekend and asking other kids to pick up specific accessories for them!!

Holy shit, that never would've happened when I was 16. None of the boys would have dared to be visibly interested - and neither would most of the girls! There would have been a million gay jokes and "Haha, you're a girl" jokes and "What are you, a baby?" jokes. Teenagers weren't even supposed to care about anything back then!

Less than 15 years later, and I'm watching three 17 year old boys treat all that as not even worthy of comment.

So let's call that a reason for hope. Even when the kids aren't alright, in some ways apparently they are alright. Go Gen Z, honestly. It's so lovely to watch you guys just openly doing and saying stuff that, when I was a teen, would've been a social death sentence.

[o0kawaii0o]

no mercy 😭

[reineydraws]

jason is a grandpa's boy and u cant take this away from me!!! they cook together, they discuss literature together, and when jay comes back, they clean their guns together haha. ofc they celebrate their birthday together too! 😌

✨️🎂 hbd jay & alfie 🎂✨️

[goost55]

There is nothing platonic about the way aziraphale says “very nice” after Crowleys dance

I mean, the angel practically said “that’s right, you’re my bitch” while checking him out

[notbecauseofvictories]

I don't know how strictly accurate this is, but one of the things I find shocking about watching historical dramas is how many people there are around all the time---according to Madame de... (1953) a well-off French household in the Belle Epoque maintains a workforce of at least 3, and the glittering opera has staff just to open doors. According to Shogun (2024) you can expect a deep bench just to mind your household, and again, people who exist to open doors.

Could people....not open doors in the past? Were doors tricky, before the standardization of hinges? Because otherwise, the wealthy used to pay a whole bunch of people to do it for them in multiple contexts, and I find myself baffled.