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wittlesissyb4by · 4 months

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30 Minutes or Less

"Who's a baby gurll? Who's da wittle baybee gurll?!" Callie cooed, bouncing up and down in front of you, making kissy faces and rubbing her gorgeous tits. "Who is it?! Who's the cutest wittle--why are you making that face?"

You clenched your legs tight. You tried to stop it, trying everything to hold it back, but it was no use. You shamefully started spasming on the floor, diaper crinkling pitifully throughout.

Callie's eyes went wide with surprise. "Oh my gosh!" she gasped. "Did you just...?"

But she didn't give you time to stop her. To say or do anything before her hand shot to the front of your diaper. You felt the tip of her finger swirl around inside before she tugged it forward and peeked inward.

"Oh my GOD!" she exclaimed, clapping her hands to her face, horror stricken. "I... I didn't think that would happen!" she said, fluctuating between a mixture of panic and pity. "I mean...really? You just...All I do is jiggle my tits and you start spewing in your cage??!"

Your cheeks blushed a deeper pink than her shirt which was still barely containing her beautiful breasts.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!!" she reeled, running her hands through her hair anxiously. "Does this happen all the time? Or is your wife going to be mad at me?? She specifically told me not to let you cum under any circumstances, but it's not my fault you're such a fucking loser..."

Again, there was nothing you could do or say but shrink inwards as you were overcome with post-nut shame.

"Your wife should be back from Marcus's in 30 minutes! If she finds out you made a fucking goo goo in your diaper I'm finished! I can't lose this job. It's $2,000 a week!"

Callie paced back and forth desperately, then finally stopped. "Okay, okay. We can fix this...do you have to go poo poo's?"

Even in her fit of distress she still managed to talk to you like a baybee. You gave a quick assessment of your bowel situation, and shook your head 'no'.

"Ughhh!!" she groaned, pacing again. "I'm not allowed to change you out of that sticky diaper unless you make a boom boom first!! I need you to try! Now!"

She looked at you expectantly. A little flummoxed, you eventually dropped down to your haunches.

"I don't hear anything..." she chided.

She wanted you to grunt. To make little constipation noises. So you did. But it was no use.

"God damn it! God DAMN IT!" she groaned, biting her nails and continuing to pace.

"I've got it!" she snapped, turning around and heading back to you still crouching on the floor trying to make a pushy.

"You're going to lick it out!" she smiled resolutely.

Before you could say anything she shoved you backward so that you fell on your back.

"B-but," you protested as she gently removed the tapes off the front of your diaper, making sure they stayed in tact. "But it's already--"

She held the plump pamper up, it was already soaked with piss.

"What? It's already wet?" she asked, laying the diaper flat on the floor. "That's too damn bad. You should have thought of that before you decided to blow your little loser load into your bambinos!"

You tried to argue, tried to protest, but she gripped you by the hair and jerked you over to the pissy padding.

"Please..." you whimpered, staring at the little puddle of goo streaked across the yellow runway. "I don't wanna--" but you didn't get much else out before she slammed your face down.

She held you there, warm padding pressed into your cheeks, not even that close to the puddle, so you had to wiggle your way around for air and access to the load. You wanted to get rid of it as soon as possible to end this ordeal. There was a loud crinkling next to you, then a click. Soon, you felt the cold tinge of a wipe draping across your cage and balls to clean up any sticky evidence that was still dripping out.

"Get it!" She barked, letting you breath and push your tongue along the plump padding, "All of it!" But some was soaking in, your Mommy probably wouldn't be able to tell, but you had to be sure. You actually liked Callie as your betasitter--this situation notwithstanding. She was sweeter and nicer than the rest. Also those boobs were--

The door creaked open. Neither of you had even heard your wife come in the house, but there she was, staring wide-eyed at Callie forcing her husband's face into a wet diaper.

"What is going on here?" your wife, Gina asked.

Callie released your head, looking more terrified than even you were.

"W-we w-were..." you stammered, "I...I m-mean I w-was..."

"I'm SORRY Mrs. Hoffstedder!!" Callie blurted out, close to tears. "I was just bouncing my boobs for him and he...he...he busted a nut in his diaper. But I didn't touch him! I swear! I SWEAR!"

"That's quite alright, dear," Gina said, waving her away and resting a motherly hand on her shoulder, "Calm down, it's nothing to worry about. This happens all the time."

"Really??" Callie asked with a mixture of relief and disbelief.

"Oh honey, of course!!" Gina chuckled, "I mean, he's a beta, honey! Beta's can't help themselves. Their little pinpricks spurt all the time under the slightest of stimulations. It's why they're caged and diapered in the first place! You did nothing wrong, dear."

"So you're not going to fire me??" Callie sniffled.

"Fire you? Of course, not!" Gina cackled, "If anything, I oughta give you a raise! Allen would probably have no problem paying you $2,500 a week if it means he gets to make number 3's at the sight of your beautiful breasts, babe!"

Callie exhaled the biggest sigh of relief, deflating and relaxing a little. "That's so great! Thank you so much!"

"Don't mention it, sweetheart." Gina smiled, then turned back to you. "Now...speaking of accidents..."

She pulled out something she had behind her back the whole time. It was a large, magnum-sized condom, containing a rather large load of spunk.

"Marcus made a number 3 too!" she grinned, grabbing the end of the condom, turning it over, and squeezing the contents out over your freshly licked diaper, making another white, gooey runway strip across. "Beta baybeez always make stickies in diapers. But it's not every day the jizz of a real man ends up in there! Perhaps you should clean his up to. Or would you rather wear it around with you? Callie and I would love to put this diaper back on you, wouldn't we dear?"

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literaryavenger · 5 months

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Meet The Guardians Of The Galaxy

Summary: The Avengers meet the Guardians of the Galaxy for the first time.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Avenger!Female Reader

Warnings: Minimal use of Y/N. Language. A lot of fluff. My poor attempts at being funny.

Word Count: 1.4K

A/N: I'm not sure what this is, but I was just thinking how it might go if the Avengers met the Guardians of the Galaxy. It started with the reader cooing at Groot and Bucky being jealous and this is what came out, lol, hope you like it! Needless to say, this doesn't follow the MCU timeline, like basically all of my other stories. Don't ask me how Thor knows the Guardians, the bitch just do. I also just needed Bucky fluff, like always, and I'm really happy how it turned out! Like always I appreciate asks and messages and am always up for it if you have any ideas.

Masterlist

By this point you’re very aware that there’s life on other planets, that the universe is a place much bigger than you ever imagined. Working with the Avengers allows you to see so many things that you never thought could possibly even exist.

Super soldiers, superheroes, enhanced individuals, even Thor himself is a demi-god from literally a different planet.

This particular demi-god is the reason why today you and the rest of the team find yourselves in the common room of the Avengers Compound, a spaceship casually parked in your yard.

They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy: Peter Quill, Gamora, Rocket, Nebula, Drax and Mantis, literal aliens currently bickering amongst themselves because they came to earth to visit Thor the wrong day, resulting in Thor not being home for their arrival.

"Is that a plushie?" you ask, a little confused, pointing at a little teddy bear-like thing on Quill’s shoulder and effectively ending their search for who is at fault for their mistake.

He looks even more confused than you and asks "What the hell is a plushie? This is Groot, he’s a Flora Colossi."

You decide, for my own peace of mind, to ignore the latin and instead focus on the cute little thing on his shoulder who is now moving and looking at you weirdly.

"I am Groot." he says in the cutest voice ever.

"Oh my god, you're just adorable!" You say, reaching your finger out for him to hold, freaking out at his cuteness.

"I remember when you used to talk to me like that…" you hear Bucky mumble behind you, which makes you laugh and, with your attention still completely on Groot, you tell him "God, you really are a needy bitch, Barnes." at which everybody laughs.

"Yeah? And you’re just a bi-"

"Hey!" you basically yell, interrupting him and startling Groot.

"I’m kidding!" he quickly says, putting up his hands in defeat. With one last glare at Bucky, your attention turns back to Groot.

"I am Groot!" he says again.

"I know honey, you said that." you tell him.

"I am Groot." he says, yet again, at which Sam answers "Yeah, you’re Groot, got it."

Groot says "I am Groot." again and, before Sam can say something that you're sure is gonna be very rude, you turn to the Guardians and ask "Why does he keep saying that?"

Rocket is the one to answer "Well, he don't know talking good like me and you. So his vocabulistics is limited to I and am and Groot. Exclusively in that order."

His answer leaves you all a little dumbfounded but again, for your own sanity, you all seem to decide to let it go.

Instead Bruce asks "So how do you understand him?"

"We speak Groot." Nebula says like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"How can you speak ‘Groot’ if he says literally the same three words, in the exact same order, in the same way every time?" Tony asks, starting to get a little frustrated, probably because the genius can’t do something that seems to come really easy to a bunch of space idiots.

"We manage." Quill simply says.

At this point Groot reaches his little hands towards you, signaling that he wants to be picked up, so, before Tony can make any sarcastic comment, you look at Quill and ask, excitement clear on your face "Can I?" while pointing at an awaiting Groot.

"Sure." He says, and you very carefully pick him up and put him on your shoulder.

"Be careful not to move too fast, he’ll hold onto your hair for dear life." Gamora warns you.

"Noted." you say giggling a little when Groot sticks his tongue out to Gamora, then she does the same to him, making everyone else laugh too.

"Buck, look how cute he is." you coo at Groot who's playing with your finger.

"’s not that cute…" he says quietly but you hear him, and apparently so does Groot because he says "I am Groot." in a very annoyed tone that prompts a chorus of whoas and protests from the guardians.

"The acorns on you, kid!" Quill says, and everybody just knows he said some really bad words to Bucky.

"Who even taught you that word?!" Rocket sounds like an exasperated parent.

"I am Groot."

"What do you mean, Drax taught you?! WHY WOULD YOU TEACH HIM THAT?"

"The small tree asked." Drax says unbothered.

"Just because he asks doesn't mean you have to teach him dirty words!"

"How was I supposed to know that?"

"It's really common sense, Drax." Gamora interjects, calmer than Rocket.

"I am Groot."

"See, even Groot knows you don’t have common sense, Drax, that’s why he asked you." Quill says.

"I am Groot."

"I am not stupid, tree!" Drax glares at Groot.

"See, he’s not cute. He’s a disrespectful little shit!" Bucky says, also glaring at poor Groot.

"I am Groot." the guardians snicker, leaving the rest of you confused.

"What? What did he say?" you're too curious not to ask as Groot is now glaring back at Bucky.

"He said he doesn’t understand how a sweet person like you is with someone like him." Nebula translates, earning some gasps and snickers from everyone else too.

You look at Bucky trying hard not to laugh and he looks like he's about 5 seconds away from murdering Groot.

He takes a step towards you but Groot, still on your shoulder, makes the cutest little growl and starts flinging one of his arms around in Bucky’s direction, the other one holding to your hair so as to not fall.

"Oh, he’s ready to fight a bitch." you say unable to hold in your laughter any longer and the others follow you.

"What?" you turn around and Drax is giving you a confused look.

"What?" you say, calming down from your laughter.

"I do not understand. He does not resemble a female dog." he looks at Bucky and then back at you.

"He- I don- What?" you’re as confused as you’ve ever been, everybody else’s faces mirroring your own.

"His people are completely literal, he doesn’t understand metaphors." Rocket explains.

"Oh… fun." Tony says, still a little confused.

"Is it though?" you hear Gamora mumble, before Mantis starts giggling.

"It is!" she says with the joy of a kid on christmas morning.

"It’s really not." Nebula says casually, and from that the Guardians start bickering amongst each other.

You look at Groot who’s still on the warpath with Bucky and then at Rocket, the only one not saying anything.

He meets your eyes and simply says. "This is what I gotta live with."

"Oh, poor little racoon." you coo at him while laughing and that seems to stop the bickering.

"Hey, I am no racoon!" Rocket tells you defensively.

"I am Groot." Rocket groans and Quill snickers.

"Groot’s right, he’s a trash panda." he says knowing the people of earth will know why that’s funny.

Some of the Avengers laugh, but you gasp trying to hide your amusement for Rocket’s sake.

"You know, you might be right, Buck. He’s not that cute and innocent after all." you turn to your boyfriend, who gives you a slight pout.

"I’m cuter than him, right"- he asks you with those puppy eyes he knows make you melt.

"Aww, of course you are, baby." you give him a kiss on the cheek, almost forgetting about Groot on your shoulder until he talks again.

"I am Groot." the Guardians “aww” and coo at him but before you can ask, Mantis explains. "He says he understands now why you’re together."

"He says he can see how much you two love each other." Gamora finishes.

You smile at Groot and he smiles back before making the cutest yawn, looking at Bucky and doing grabby hands at him.

Bucky looks at you and you take his hand and guide it towards where Groot is, he’s uncertain but when Groot climbs on his hand Bucky looks almost like a little kid seeing a butterfly up close for the first time.

He brings Groot against his chest and the little tree gets comfortable and falls asleep almost immediately, while everyone else in the room coos at the two.

"This might be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen." you whisper, not wanting to wake up Groot, and Bucky looks up at you and flashes a smile bright enough to light up the whole of New York.

"I guess he is kind of cute." he says looking back down at Groot’s sleeping form, leaving everyone else snickering as quietly as they can, while he imagines how it would be to be like this one day with a baby that’s his and yours, and you can’t help but think the same thing.

Part 2

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yangkitties · 16 days

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bros before hoes ✰ chapter 09: dance dance

wc: 0.7k

Waiting for Sunghoon, you quickly set up the cameras for your behind the scenes vlog. You were excited to practice with him again, having had so much fun the last time.

Through out the one month you’ve been MCs, you like to think you’ve gotten a lot closer. Especially after the day you practiced 7th sense together.

It was so easy to be around Sunghoon, his naturally charming and slightly awkward personality matching yours perfectly. He always knew exactly what to say, whether he was reassuring you or cheering you up. The highlight of your weeks was when you went to MC with him, always having the time of your life with his silly jokes and witty improvisations.

You’re reviewing the choreography for the dance as Sunghoon walks in, excitedly waving at you. You wave back to him, signalling him to come over to the camera.

You both stand awkwardly in front of the camera, looking at each other before you burst out giggling. You take a deep breath, trying to calm yourself.

It was all in vain, because when you make eye contact with him again, the both of you breaking out into peals of laughter.

‘Today we’re gonna be practicing ‘woman on the beach’!!’ Your bright smile covers half the frame, your hands filling the rest as you excitedly continue to ramble about the stage.

‘I might be excited, but I don’t think Sunghoon is…’ You tilt the camera to capture Sunghoon, who looks like he’s going through the entire range of human emotion in the span of 3 seconds. He sighs, whining as he comes closer to you.

‘Why did they have to pick such a cute concept.’ He pouts unconsciously, frowning at the stage instructions in his hand. ‘I’m SO bad at cute concepts!’

‘Awww, no you aren’t! But… is this reminding you of Chamber 5? Another concept out of your comfort zone.’ You smirk as you tease him lightly, giggling at the way his ears go red.

‘PLEASE! Don’t remind me of that torture!!!’ He shudders, trying to shake away the bad memories.

‘Hmm I don’t think cute concepts should be that hard for you, considering you were the cutest in Hey Tayo!’ You continue to tease him, enjoying the way he squirms.

‘Oh my god, come on, let’s just get to practicing, PLEASE!’ He drags you away from the camera, your laughter following his footsteps.

You begin practicing, and slowly you start to slip into the zone. Although it’s a cute and lighthearted concept, you can’t help but treat it with incredible amounts of seriousness, focusing on every bit of advice the choreographer gives you.

Practice seems to go on for hours, but it’s so much more bearable with Sunghoon’s pearly smile and adorable whining.

After about 2 hours, your bones feel like jelly and your face hurts from smiling. Just as you strike the ending pose for the performance, you hear the door open.

You turn around to see Tsuki, smiling ear to ear. She waves at you, patiently waiting for the choreographer to announce your break.

‘Sunghoon, this is your chance!! Go to talk to her!’ You push him lightly and he stumbles, his limbs suddenly burdened with awkwardness as he tentatively approaches Tsuki.

Your legs and hands may hurt from the hours of practice, but nothing hurts more than the tightening of your chest as you see Sunghoon talking to Tsuki, or at least trying to talk to her.

He awkwardly tries to make conversation with her, smiling every so often. You see Tsuki smiling back at him, nodding her head quizzically. Her lips curl into a small smile as he continues to ramble, eyes earnest as she listens to every word he says.

They look good together, complimenting each other in ways you didn’t think could be possible. And Sunghoon looks happy, and you know this is what he wants, she is who he wants. At the end of the day, it’s her, and not you.

You walk away, not ready to face that pain yet. You sit in the furthest corner of the room, waiting for everything to be over.

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synopsis > with the help of fukutomi tsuki, park y/n finally gains the courage to face their long time crush, the one and only, park sunghoon. park sunghoon thinks it's love at first sight when he sees her. paired up as the new mcs of music bank, shenanigans ensue when y/n learns about sunghoon's crush...

note: this chap was supposed to be released WAY earlier but we ball :P hope you guys enjoy the angst 🥰

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snaillock · 11 months

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kurona ranze as your bf: random hcs

tags: male!reader, reader is taller than kurona(5’6), reader is a blue lock player, me gushing over a character that has literal crumbs of info available so i’m making this up as i go, oh my god he is literally a bipedal lemon shark

kurona ranze. *sighs dreamily* kurona ranze…

he is literally a magenta lemon shark (*gasp* a strawberry lemonade shark… bro my fucking mind)

you two would literally be the “excuse me, he asked for no pickles” bf x standing behind you at the register bf

i do believe he has a good amount of self-confidence but only speaks when he feels it’s necessary so he’s completely cool with you being the more assertive one in the relationship

he is also so so loyal. one of the most loyal men you’ll ever meet and is just as reliable off the field as he is on field

i feel like he isn’t a big fan of pda so you gotta show him your love when you two are alone cause it feels a lot more special to him. besides you guys prob gotta hide it from all the bltv cameras anyway

when he warms up to the relationship more, he’ll absolutely love physical affection from you even becoming clingy for your attention once you two are alone

you absolutely love doting on him (i mean just look at him) and he clearly enjoys that type of attention from you so much but would never admit it out loud

he is literally the perfect height for easy discreet forehead kisses so you can simply sneak one in quickly and walk off before he can fully process it

it’s so cute how short he is that if you’re able to pick him up, you would (if he’s comfortable with it ofc) but if he gets a leg cramp during training, then that’s the perfect excuse to carry him off the field so he can rest

when he gets flustered, it’s just the most adorable sight ever. his cheeks getting just as pink as his hair and him nervously gritting his teeth, possibly hiding his face in his shirt collar

speaking of his hair if you two share the same dorm room together, you could offer to do his braid for him in the morning before practice or a big match. such a simple yet sweet act of affection that makes his heart flutter when he feels your hand going through his hair

you’ve ever seen those tiktoks of a lemon shark getting nose rubs? yeah it’s exactly like that

don’t get me started on his teeth. he seems pretty neutral about his shark like features so feel free to openly gush about how cute they are to him. he’ll probably let you poke and prod at the pointy ends when he feels like it

he gives me a partner who just randomly bites you affectionately vibes and i’m not just saying that bc of his serrated teeth (it is mainly bc of that) but i can imagine whenever he doesn’t feel like expressing his love verbally, he just gives you a good ol’ chomp right on the meat of your bicep!

the way he repeats his last words (it’s a speech tic idc what anyone says) is also so so endearing that part of his character is just *chefs kiss*

you two were probably pretty subtle about your relationship only bc you two mutually agreed on not being too open about it with the others plus your teammates won’t expect such a pairing anyway.

can you imagine their surprise when they do find out? it probably started out with some of the observant ones noticing how weirdly… ‘close’ you two have gotten. small rumors forming about what possible relationship you have with kurona, mainly thanks to you accidentally slipping out a pet name one time while you were greeting him in front of the team

until all their suspicions are confirmed when one of your teammates spots you two kissing when you thought you were completely inconspicuous and alone

once the secret was out, you two were certainly crowned the cutest boyfriends in blue lock

hello message from me from the future. if you want more male reader content, then check out more of my blog :3

#★ snail.writes ★#kurona ranze #kurona x reader #kurona ranze x reader #blue lock kurona #kurona x male reader #blue lock x male reader #wrote this while listening to mitski (bmamc)#kurona is so texas reznikoff vibes #im being so serious right now #you know sometimes i feel bad about having messy looking posts #but then i remember it’s my blog and i can vomit out as many hcs as i want

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kandisheek · 3 months

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FIC REC WEEK 9 – AUs

AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT: betheflame

Flame is the queen of fluff in my book. Her fics are like little pieces of candy, and no matter which one you choose, they're all delicious. I love the way she explores different AUs and makes them her own, especially the No Powers variety. So if you're looking for some treats, you're in the right place.

Here's some of her work that I think you should check out:

Have You Met My... Husband?

Pairing: Steve/Tony, Bucky/Natasha Rating: M Words: 7,317 Tags: School Reunion, Fake Relationship, Mutual Pining

Summary: Steve's high school reunion is coming up and for reasons that make no sense except in fic, Tony goes with him and poses as his husband. ... and things progress from there ...

Reasons why I love it: Natasha and Pepper really steal the show in this one, what with their meddling ways. Honestly, Steve and Tony need all the outside help they can get, my god, idiots in love is exactly right. I really love the humor in this one, and Bucky and Natasha's banter especially. This fic is adorable, and I hope you give it a shot!

Crouching Genius, Hidden Soulmate

Pairing: Steve/Tony Rating: T Words: 1,276 Tags: Bucky Barnes is a Good Bro, Soulmates, No Powers

Summary: “We’re going to chat about that imaginary numbers bullshit, Stark,” Bucky said with a laugh, “but right now, come with me.” “Where?” “Downstairs,” Bucky said, offering his hand. “I’m about to change your life.” Tony barked out a laugh. “Okay Angelica.”

Reasons why I love it: You had me at Angelica. This fic is so sweet! I love all the little tidbits like Rhodey and Pepper's daughter and Steve's career that really flesh out the world. And of course, I'm a huge fan of Hamilton playing a major role in this fic. I love this one so much, so I hope you give it a shot (and don't throw it away, badum tz).

Paper Crowns and Secret Keepers

Pairing: Steve/Tony Rating: T Words: 5,564 Tags: No Powers, A/B/O, Teacher Steve

Summary: Steve Rogers did not play favorites. He’d been one of the kindergarten teachers at Allensville Academy since he got out of graduate school and that was one of his key pedagogical beliefs - no playing favorites. But lands alive, if Peter Stark wasn’t testing his resolve.

Reasons why I love it: Aaaaaah not Flame subverting expectations in the best possible way, I am LIVING! Tony the not-alpha just breaks your heart once you learn about the circumstances that made his secrets necessary, and I love the political undertones throughout the fic in general. Also, Mairi (Askafroa) made some truly fantastic art for this that you desperately need to see if you haven't already, it's the cutest! This fic is amazing, and I hope you check it out for yourself!

A Totally Normal Dad

Pairing: Steve/Tony Rating: T Words: 3,103 Tags: Identity Porn, Parenting, Canon Divergence

Summary: Steve is a totally normal, boring, suburban, stay-at-home-dad. He's also a superhero. His husband only knows the first sentence.

Reasons why I love it: The Incredibles, but make it Stony. I really love how this ties into canon, and oh my god, that paragraph about Steve wanting to grow old with Tony made me genuinely emotional. Also, Steve and Tony are so sweet with Peter, it makes me want to cry. This fic is amazing, and I highly encourage you to read it!

Wax On, Wax Off

Pairing: Steve/Tony Rating: T Words: 1,354 Tags: No Powers, College AU, Merman Steve

Summary: Sure, a man could fall in love with a merman - but where would they make out?

Reasons why I love it: They're so fucking cute, ugh, I love them. Tony doing his level best to make life more comfortable for Steve is so sweet, and oh my god, the ending puts the biggest smile on my face. I also love the way Steve's merman-ism works and the cameos of the other Avengers in texting-form. This fic is delightful, and I hope you give it a go!

#marvel #stony #fanfic #fic rec #fanfic rec #ficrec #a year in fanfic recs #AUs

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maximoff-forevermore · 6 months

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Tumblr Wrapped: BLORBOS!!

thank you sm for the tag @healmydesires 💋🫶🫶

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i have SO much to say, but then again, i always do

i’ll start with my top five, and then do some honourable mentions because five fics is NOT a big enough list for me

1. Red Light by @kiwisbell

you may NEVER hear me stop talking about this fic. EVER. Red Light!Joel has taken up more headspace than anything else in a good long while, and i’ve reread this fic so many times if you asked me to rewrite it from memory i probably could, but i wouldn’t, because i’d never do it the justice kiwi did. this fic basically belongs to me, because no one can love it as much as me. i could go on and on, but there’s not enough time in the world.

2. The Dress Series by @janaispunk

can i let y’all in on a secret? i got the outrageous honour of talking to jana about the third part in this series, it’s like getting a shoutout from an artist winning a grammy, only better. this series restarted my obsession with dave, and i’ve had such brainrot about him since i started. LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL it’s so good, and the taylor titles GOD.

3. Las Mañanas by @kiwisbell

i had to be very careful, or else every fic on my top five list would be one of kiwi’s and people would think i’m biased (i am, just a little). so i only chose my two favourites, and this series was one of them. it brought so much light and life to the minutes i spent reading it, and i just had the best time!! javi my beloved, you have such a special place in my cold, dead heart, you wife-loving POOKIE!!

4. The In My Hometown Series by @swiftispunk

A SERIES INSPIRED BY ‘TIS THE DAMN SEASON *buries face into pillow and screams* ‘tis the damn season is one of my all time favourite songs, and it was done SUCH JUSTICE. this fic had just the right amount of everything, and i’m so grateful i got to read it!!

5. Punishment by @joelsgreys

OOOOOH HOT DAMN. there was something about this fic that made me drool, because hELLO JOEL MILLER?? gods that man is FINE AS FUCK, and this fic so perfectly captures that😫😫 i had the time of my fucking life reading it, and it was so SO worth every second. my next, pls joel🙏

those fics have such a special place in my heart, but so do many others, let’s go through them!!

Is It Over Now? by @planet-marz1 OH this one is my SHIT!!! angst is so delicious for twelve months of the year, and this one shot was me being FED. i loved every minute, and fuck joel, not in the horny way this time🙄

Sexfiles.mp3 by @beskarandblasters tim rockford, the grandma investigator, and love of my life WHERE have you been all this time?? this fic gave me that alligator-jiggling fever

the Seams series by @fuckyeahdindjarin MY BELOVED POOKIES!!!! i love lucy to the ends of the earth, and joel and pins have the CUTEST fucking relationship on the planet

A Lover’s Pinch series by @hier--soir pull me out of the dumpster and fuck me sideways GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO??? gods the sex is just so BXKANDIWNSKW clawing at my fucking WALLS!!!! i haven’t finished this series yet but when i do you may NEVER hear the fucking end of me🗣️🗣️

the Pretty Little Wife series by @beardedjoel OH MAMA, i need a fan because it is HOT AS HELL in here😫😫these fics give me such housewife-fever, i love them just a bit TOO much

Real Gods Require Blood, by @pr0ximamidnight you guys have no FUCKING idea how obsessed i am with this fic. the minute it’s possible to make fics into physical things, i will turn this fic into cocaine and snort it faster than you can scream “he’s evil!”, and even if you did scream it, i wouldn’t care, because WOW is he hot as hell

Feelings on Fire by @joelscruff CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT. CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT. CAN WE—im so obsessed. and i don’t mean that lightly. this series has CHANGED ME. i am moved. i am reborn. i am SOMETHING ELSE. i can’t get over this series i’m not sorry, it’s just so so SO good

and last, but definitely NOT least, Truth or Dare, ALSO by @joelscruff I’M SO UNWELL. I NEED HIM. I NEED THIS. I AM IN DIRE, DESPERATE NEED OF THIS FIC. it’s so so close to my heart, i actually physically cannot get over it. like, guys, GUYS. this fic is such a go-to of mine, and so close to my heart.

and that was my long, long, LONG list, but honestly, i’m not even halfway done. so many fics and so many fic writers have changed my life, and if i was less tired and had more energy to type, i’d list them all<3

all the love to every single fic writer out there, you are doing the most, and if you need someone to read something you’ve written or you think i’ll enjoy something, don’t hesitate to send it my way!!

tagging everyone who wants to participate!!!

as always, my obligatory taylor gifs:

#MY FAVES #i just love them all sm #my world

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rarepears · 1 year

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This is the Shen Jiu marries an Arabian prince and gets super into astronomy anon, but I just thought of like.

So, the Arabs do a lot as merchants. Which would probably put them mainly in contact with Shang Qinghua.

It makes me wonder if transmigrator!SQH ended up negotiating a contract with the besotted prince and went "I CAN GET MY POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW OUT OF HERE AND STOP FEELING LIKE SHIT OVER HOW HIS STORY ENDED!!!!" and proceeded to immediately do everything in his power to make that marriage happen because while he has zero confidence that dropping Shen Jiu in the lap of someone who adores him unconditionally will fix him now or ever, it definitely can't make things worse, and will in fact go a very long way to preventing things getting worse.

Also makes me think of SQH eventually being like the only one Shen Jiu kept in contact with, because yes he's annoying and pitiful, but when he was pulling the "marry Shen Jiu to besotted foreign royalty" bandwagon, it wasn't because he wanted to get rid of him, it was because Shang Qinghua wanted Shen Jiu to be around people who liked and would appreciate him, rather than stuck rotting in Harem Drama Hell. Maybe initially they only kept in contact for trade agreement reasons (which was ostensibly the purpose of this marriage) but SQH always made sure to a) bring some of Shen Jiu's favorites from home, b) genuinely make sure he was okay, and c) check and make sure that his husband was still besotted. Maybe Shen Jiu discovered SQH had a "smuggle my scariest shixiong to......... Eh I'll figure it out" plan in the event of Shen Jiu being mistreated? Or one of his least favorite courtiers says something snide and before Shen Jiu can get a word out Shang Qinghua says something that makes the man cry with fear. Idk how they get to the point of "spiritually you are siblings" but I am having visions of Shang Qinghua and Shen Jiu drinking anachronistic coffee (bc this is Airplane's novel ofc it is) over tanghulu and red bean paste buns and not mentioning the peak lords even once. Just chatting about trade and SJ running the kingdom with his husband and fabric and cool knives. Possibly with a side of Shen Yuan being a prince (adoption? Magic? Who knows) and SQH being his favorite uncle.

.......I wonder if SQH warns Shen Jiu that Binghe is coming/keeps him updated on demonic happenings.

.................wasn't OG Rat Qinghua supposed to get murdered by MBJ for betraying him.

Oh no.

NOW I am going down rabbit holes of Moshang typical violent misunderstandings and lack of communication, except this time SQH is the adoptive younger brother of an Arabian queen, and oh God the court intrigue and politics and drama you could pull with that. Esp if Shen Jiu eventually just. Yoinks SQH. "If this ice king wants to keep you around then he's welcome to start fucking acting like it."

And ofc Shen Jiu's husband won't say shit besides "oh we gotta welcome my brother in law appropriately! Make sure he has clothes and nice rooms etc etc" because he's also familiar with the little merchant/logistics lord who is absolutely wide eyed fluffy hamster levels of ADORABLE (bc I firmly believe SQH is the cutest little thing second to nothing but White Lotus Binghe, and also oblivious to this) and correctly thinks that having SQH's spymaster/logistics capabilities working for them is a good thing.

So SQH gets a break, gets to wear some super pretty clothes, gets to never have to worry about freezing to death, or getting injured accidentally or otherwise, etc etc. The courtiers, especially the scientifically inclined ones, adore him, partly bc he's cheating using modern knowledge. But he tells such wonderful stories! And he runs things so efficiently!

The Queen is sharp and brilliant, beautiful and vicious when provoked. His younger brother is just as intelligent, but is absolutely adorable, skilled at organization and he tells the *best* stories.

(please I just want Shang Qinghua to get so much of the appreciation he craves that he doesn't even know what to do with it)

MBJ and LBH are both sulking in the demon realm bc Shen Jiu is forcing them to think about what they've done and use their words.

......ok now I want "disillusioned but naive" Binghe and "learned but foolish" Shen Yuan to get a romance. They both learn that life and the world isn't what they thought it was together. Shen Jiu is furious but Binghe has taken every bit of his running a kingdom advice to heart and is truly genuinely doing everything right. Finding out the beast refuses to so much as hold hands with A-Yuan until Shen Jiu has approved of him would, once upon a time, have caused him to double down on disapproval. Now- with his doting husband who looks thoughtfully at the pair and says, with the look on his face that means he's thinking of their own relationship, "maybe we should give him the chance to disappoint us first. Something tells me he's not going to,"- Shen Jiu sighs heavily and sets about making a true good faith attempt to finding out if Binghe and a-Yuan are suited to each other.

(the main reason he does so is because his a-Yuan loves monsters, and Binghe will be able to take him to see as many as he wants while still being single mindedly focused on keeping him safe.)

YES YES YES!

EVERYTHING IS A BIG FUCKING RED YES!

SOMEONE MAKE THIS INTO A 100K FIC BECAUSE THIS IS PERFECTION!

[More in #Shen Jiu is forced into an arranged marriage to an Arabian Prince AU]

#shang qinghua #shen yuan #svsss #svsss ideas #svsss au #the scum villain's self saving system #mxtx #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #luo binghe #Shen Jiu is forced into an arranged marriage to an Arabian Prince AU

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kanekoii · 7 months

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HELLO!! Back in your inbox once again :3

Could I please get some cuddling hcs of Kyo, Doppio and Wilson? (+maybe Ike and/or Sonny if it's oki)

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lyra’s notes -> oh boy howdy i just woke up so get ready for the shenanigans that will ensue with this one

pairings -> kyo kaneko, doppio dropscythe, yu q. wilson, ike eveland, sonny brisko x gn! reader (separate)

genre -> headcanons, fluff so much fluff my god

song -> because (changbin, felix) - stray kids

warnings -> possibly ever so slightly suggestive?? i wouldn’t consider it to be but better safe than sorry, some strong language

KYO KANEKO •

boy absolutely loves cuddling with you! he really enjoys being behind you, resting his head on your shoulder while he holds your waist like a teddy bear. he would gladly spend the rest of his life cuddling with you like this, but he really likes seeing your face too! just that it’s his favorite thing to sit behind you with you leaning against his stomach and chest, legs tangled together, his head on your shoulder, holding you tightly. just don’t get caught doing that by the rest of iluna students because you will NEVER hear the end of it! kyo isn’t the most openly affectionate, but printer man cuddles like he means it cuz HE DOES!! every once in a while you’ll hear him mumbling that god he loves you so much and you’re perfect and that he just loves you so so fucking much! kyo will gladly fall asleep there, holding you like his personal plushie.

DOPPIO DROPSCYTHE •

doppi’s favorite way of cuddling is anything that has his arm around your shoulder, holding you close. it’s his favorite way of subtly and casually showing everyone at xsoliel institute of infinity that you were HIS. i don’t think he would have jealousy issues or anything like that, he just likes letting people know. even when not in public, he loves having an arm around you. couch cuddles are a must for this one!! doppio absolutely adores laying on the couch with your body between his long legs and laying your head on his chest. it’s the perfect position for headpats!! he loves resting one arm on your tummy while the other is gently petting your head and playing with your hair. sure doppio is loud and chaotic most times, but his softer moments are just amazing. if it was feasible to never get up, you simply wouldn’t. ever. his headpats are just amazing. sorry i’m biased i fucking love headpats to death.

YU Q. WILSON •

sorry if this is inaccurate, i don’t know too much about him. he’s a very sweet and innocent boy, so spooning is the absolute must for him. the cutest boy loves feeling like he’s protecting you, considering he probably has a lot of enemies from his days as a hitman. the feeling that he can protect you now that he’s a hero just makes him so happy. he just loves feeling as if he can protect you from the world itself, even if he can’t protect you from everything. he would love to hold you forever as your hero boyfriend. not like he’d probably ever admit that sometimes he enjoys being the one being held, but he does. a lot. hold the boy!! it will make him so so so happy!!

IKE EVELAND •

he’s one of my oshis so this is my ever so slightly suggestive one if you choose to interpret it that way. okay? okay let’s do this. he will absolutely LOVE when you straddle his lap and rest your head on his shoulder while he holds your waist tightly. it’s so cozy, and ike can’t deny that he is just so comfortable like this. especially just being cozy on cold days with you, soft music playing, just holding a book behind your back reading while you sleep on him. god he loves it so SO much. the feeling of holding you and feeling the weight of your body on his makes it feel like a weighted blanket. so comfy, so warm, so soft. he can’t help but fall asleep with you in his arms. he just loves you so so much, humming softly to you while you sleep.

SONNY BRISKO •

he just likes it when you lay on him and he gets to hold you. but he loves even more laying with his head on your chest. he just loves knowing you’re right there for him when his job is very dangerous. sometimes he doesn’t know if he’ll make it home to you at the end of the day, so just being able to be held by you some nights makes him very happy. falling asleep with his head on your chest listening to your gentle heartbeat, sonny couldn’t be happier really. he could listen to your heartbeat forever, just knowing that he made it home to you on a particularly dangerous day, listening to your heartbeat knowing you were right there made him oh so happy.

#lyr.fic #nijien x reader #nijisanji en #nijisanji x you #nijisanji x reader #kyo kaneko x you #kyo kaneko x reader #ike eveland x reader #ike eveland #kyo kaneko #doppio dropscythe #doppio dropscythe my favorite cheftective x you #doppio dropscythe x reader #yu q wilson #yu q wilson x you #sonny brisko x you

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icallhimjoey · 2 years

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ok now that you just did that rather sad fic a minute ago could you do one where reader and joey are actually trying for a baby? you can take it whatever way you want but preferably fluffy and happy ok love u ur an amazing writer

pumped this one out FAST, hope you enjoy babe wordcount: 0.8K ----------

Actually Pregnant

Joe had placed two heavy bags of shopping on the counter and was making his way through them, putting everything away in it's place. He’d picked up things he thought pregnant women needed, all his knowledge of the subject just from film and media he'd picked up throughout his life. None of it accurate, researched or even just asked. It was a huge assortment of jars of pickles (several kinds), lemons and oranges, different types of cheeses, olives and lots of chocolate. "What is it you want- what is it you need?" Joe held up a bar of chocolate and a jar of olives, motioning for you to make a decision, his eyebrows raised high in question.

"Oh my God, Joey," you peeked into one of the bags and smiled through a pout. "You know I have to actually be pregnant to have cravings." Joe frowned his brow and nodded. "Of course," he said, like it was obvious to him and he'd known this information when he had whizzed through Waitrose half an hour ago. Obviously, he hadn't known. And you thought it was possibly the cutest thing Joe had ever done for you. Joe kept going, placing pots and jars far back into the fridge. "So we'll have it ready for when you will be." You hugged him from behind as he twisted jars so the labels would be facing out. "What if I'm one of those crazy women who craves something insane, like soil? Or clay?" Joe swung an arm over your head and twisted in your arms. "I'll get you anything you need from the garden center, just say the word." he leant in for a quick kiss before patting your arms to let go. He had more work to do. Being in love with Joe was different from any relationship you'd been in before. Obviously, you thought. You had never considered having a baby with anyone else, but Joe had made it an effortless choice. Of course you wanted children with him. Being with Joe felt like babysitting a kitten: it was adorable, and fun, and exciting. And you wanted to love him and squeeze him every second of every minute of every day. It felt like being lost on the right way somehow, and you loved every moment of it. It had only been a few weeks after you'd decided to actively start trying for a baby. You'd been a little apprehensive, careful, because you knew it could take a while. You might not be as lucky, things could easily go wrong before they'd go right. Not Joseph. He'd dived in head first and had surprised you with an empty room, completely cleared out, to make space for a crib. He kept sending you baby names through text all day, and his hands would barely leave your body when you both got home from work at the end of the day. After sex, Joe had always been the sweetest, but the care he gave you now was something else. He had read that gravity could do something to help, so he'd place you with your feet up against the headboard and pillows under your butt to hoist you up. And sleeping on your left side was better than any other sleeping position, he had heard somewhere. "It helps blood flow to your placenta." Joe said, like he had any real knowledge of the subject, and so he'd push you over in your sleep if he found you sleeping on your right. "Pickle?" Joe had opened a jar. "These are nice without cravings too." Joe took one out and had a bite himself before holding it out to you. Sure, why not. You took it and ate the rest when you saw Joe reach into a nearly empty bag and pull out handfulls of pregnancy tests. "I got all the different kinds they had." Joe piled them all together before taking one to read the box. Then he handed it to you. "Do one now." big puppy eyes stared you down excitedly. "Joe, I'm not going to be pregnant yet." "So? Do one anyway. What if you are?" he nudged you with the cardboard packet. "I won't be!" you tried, trying to spare yourselves a disappointment. "Do one for practice!" Joe reached for your hand and placed the box in there, wrapping your fingers 'round it. You tried to remember if there was a time in your life where you had loved him more. "I've had too many a scary moment in my late teens early twenties to need any practice," you scoffed before handing Joe the test back and giving him a kiss on the cheek. Your boyfriend was adorable. "Let's not waste these until we think I'm actually pregnant, all right?" Joe looked at you for a second, eyes wandering down to your stomach before looking back up again. And then, as if somehow he was the strongest man in the world, he hauled you over his shoulder like you didn't weigh anything. "So let's get you actually pregnant, all right?"

#joe quinn #joseph quinn #fanfiction #joe x reader #joseph x reader #joe quinn x reader #joseph quinn x reader #requested #actually pregnant

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mrsfrankadler · 2 years

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Puppy Love

chris evans x neighbour!reader

Warnings: fluffy fluffy 🤗

Summary: Who could you possibly run into at 5am in the park?

Today started out like any other Sunday. I rolled out of bed at 5am thanks to my alarm and dragged my feet to my bathroom to the end of the hall. I lazily climbed out of bed and sloppily made my way to the shower so that I could quickly wash my body and take Dawn on this walk.

I quickly threw on some grey leggings, a plain hoodie, some sneakers and my coat, because it’s not like I was gonna run into anyone I knew. And plus, I couldn’t be bothered to put any thought or effort into the way I was dressed this morning. After all, it was like 5am.

“Dawnn,” I called out through the house, “C’mon, puppy, lets go for a walk!”

This caused her to immediately run through the house to where I was standing on the landing and start barking and jumping up at me.

“Alright, pup, calm down.” I laughed, crouched down and struggling to attach the leash to her collar whilst she was moving around like this. “Let’s go!”

The walk to the park was calm. Quiet. Maybe it was because Dawn had finally relaxed or maybe it was the fact that it was coming up 6 in the morning. Either way, a nice, quiet walk was much needed after waking up as early as I did.

When we reached the park, I was kinda shocked to see that there was other people at the park already. It’s usually empty at this time, hence the reason I come out so early but I guess it won’t really matter anymore.

The point of us coming out when there’s no one around is based on the fact that Dawn is crazy hyper, like uncontrollably hyper. When she sees other animals — especially small animals — she starts barking and jumping around and it’s super hard to get a hold of her, so I already had a feeling something was going to happen today.

Usually when I take Dawn on her walk, we just play catch for a little while and then walk back home, but when I threw the first ball another dog brought it back.

“What the hell?” I whispered under my breath, kneeling down about to check his collar when another ran to try an tackle me. This one was Dawn.

“Dawn!” I pushed her off of me, and turned to look at this other dog. It definitely wasn’t a stray since it looked well groomed and was sat down calmly in front of me, but the owner was nowhere to be seen.

“What’s your name, bud?” I checked his collar, “Dodger, huh? Like Oliver & Company right?” I laughed to myself, obviously this dog wasn’t going to respond to question. I continued petting him until I heard distant yelling.

“Hey! Hey, that’s my dog!” I turned my head in the direction of where the voice was coming from to see a man in sweats and a patriots hoodie running towards me. This caused both my dog and the lost dog to both start barking and running around eachother. It was pretty cute.

When the man finally reached me, I noticed how tall he really was up close. He had to be a little over 6ft. Of course he instantly knelt down to be reunited with his dog.

“Oh my god! You scared the life outta me, Dodge. Ya can’t just run off like that.” he said with a thick Boston accent, petting the dog as it licked all over his face — this had to have been the cutest thing I had ever seen.

“Hey, thanks for catching my dog,” The man rose back up to his feet to look me in the eyes, I quickly noticed how pretty and blue his eyes which caused blood to rush to my face.

“Oh, uh, no problem!” I spluttered out, “He practically ran to us, so.” I shrugged.

“I’m Y/N, by the way.” I held my shaky hand out for him to shake and he took it in his. I almost immediately noticed how large his hands were. They were huge.

“I’m Chris,” he replied, with a friendly smile, “It’s nice to meet you.” He tightened his grip on my hand a little before letting go and sliding his hand back into his sweatpants pocket.

The sound of loud barking caught my attention as I turned to the two dogs behind me who were now, running circles around each other and play-fighting.

“Awh, look!” I laughed, turning back to Chris, who was already looking at me before I turned. “They seem to getting along well.”

“Yeah.” He turned to smile at me, “Y’know, I wouldn’t wanna just pull them away from each other, so, you wanna go sit down?” He gestured to a nearby bench across the park, making my whole body freeze.

“Uh, sure.” I shrugged, what was the worst that could happen. We went and sat on the bench whilst the two of our dogs played around and just made conversation for a while.

It didn’t take me long to totally forget that I was talking to a super famous actor. Talking to him was like talking to an old friend, I just felt so comfortable around him. It didn’t take me long to realise that he was quite a genuinely funny guy, but eventually he had to go. I wasn’t really sure why, but I was kinda upset that we were parting ways now. Even though we’d just met, I was starting to really like him.

I was beginning to hook Dawn back up to her leash when he stopped me.

“Hey, wait,”

I turned back to look at him — a little quicker than i’d like to have thought — to listen to what he had to say.

“Could I maybe get your number?” He tilted his head slightly and I felt all the blood rush to my face. “I just would really like to see you again.” He smiled a crooked smile, it was really fucking cute.

“Sure.” I smiled back, handing him my phone whilst taking his into my hand so that I could type in my number.

“I’ll see you around, then.” He waved before putting his dog back on the leash and walking off.

The whole time I was walking Dawn back home, I couldn’t wipe this stupid smile off of my face.

♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

A/N: i’m so fucking bad at endings lmfao. but i really love the dodger meet-cute, it melts my heart everytime lol 🥰

#chris evans #chris evans fanfiction #chris evans fluff #chris evans fanfic #chris evans x reader #chris evans x y/n

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riddleymethis · 1 year

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do you think we could maybe have the Gang’s reactions to the reader coming into work after having spontaneously cut their previously longer hair the night before? I swear I’m one listen to brother by kodaline away from doing it

please, and thank you

STOPP THIS IS SUCH A GOOD PROMPT BC IVE DONE THIS BEFORE multiple times.

yes I absolutely can

The Gang's reaction to reader impulse cutting their hair shorter!

CW/info:Gn reader! Sfw!

Characters: Reagan, Gigi, Andre, and Brett (I'm sorry Myc and Glenn lovers idk how to write them at ALL)

☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆

Brett:

- barely questions it tbh?

- not that he doesn't have any questions, he's just more concerned about how you're feeling rather than how your hair looks

- LISTENNN he's been friends with so many people in college and high-school. Most of there reactions to an emotional break down was cutting their hair or dying it impulsively

- After you reassure him you're doing fine and that it was just a spur of the moment thing, he's just very supportive! Says it looks very good on you!!

- even offers to help you style it bc he 100% owns like 15 tubs if hair gel

Reagan:

- Tries really hard to mind her own business and not be rude by asking but you can just. Feel her staring at your hair every 5 seconds

- "If you're gonna ask, just ask."

- "what the fuck happened to your hair?"

- YOU EXPLAIN IT WAS A SPUR OF THE MOMENT THING OK???

- YOU WERE LISTENING TO MUSIC. YOU WERE IN YOUR FEELING AND U JUST KINDA. Snip snip yknow?

- she honestly can't judge you because she's pretty sure she's done the same thing when she was drunk before

- gives you a shitty little comb and tells u to at least try and brush down the uneven ends so it looks normal and offered to take you to her place after work

- she's not a professional or anything, but she can do something basic to make it look good. (Like have u seen her hair in the wedding episode... it's so cute)

Gigi:

- the moment she sees you she's like "OH MY GOD NOOO😭"

- You worry she doesn't like that it's short. She assures you it's not the fact that it's short, it's the fact that you impulse cut it in the messiest way possible

- drops everything she is doing to give you the cutest make over ever.

- actually makes you feel even more confident than before about your new appearance??

- she tells you next time you want to cut your hair to TELL HER and she will always find a way to make it work. She wants you to be happy!♡

Andre:

- ok be real he probably cares the least bc his hair care routine is just like. The generic shampoo and conditioner and wash. No styling or anything

- so if you walked in missing like half your hair from the lower half bc you cut off he'd just be like "!! Nice cut!"

- might just impulsively walk up to you and start petting your hair without saying anything. He just wants to see how it feels

- HONESTLY... I rlly can't see him having a big reaction. He just. Does not care and would support it

#andre lee x reader #brett hand x reader #inside job x reader #reagan ridley x reader #inside job #gn reader #gender neutral reader #request

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theintrovertbean · 1 year

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Hello there! I've never done a request in my life so this is a first

Your writing is great and I've decided trust you with a quest most frivolous, quill-master 🫡

Could you do a "Nadia with a female reader who is very - and I mean very - extraverted, bold, outspoken (but not in a dumb way 💀), kind of comedy master who just can't be intimidated even by the gods themselves?" LMAO I think I'm kinda bad at this but you feel what I'm trying to say right? You know like that one player in D&D who has maxed out charisma 🤓

And perhaps, if you feel like it, how that would work out in their bedroom dynamics?

ANYWAYS, thanks for being one of the last people on this app who make outstanding Nadia content AND THANKS FOR THE ATTENTION TOO OKAY BYE

This is kinda long I'm so sorry 💀

Hello Beatriz 👀 If I may call you that.

It always warms my heart when someone trusts me with their first request, so thank you, I hope I did alright 😭❤

This ended up being longer than I expected. Like, idk how? I wrote a sentence and panicked for like two hours because I had no idea what else to write, and then boom, it was there? I guess that means it's a very good ask 😎

I included a bit of spice, btw. Enjoy!

Ohh and I don't mind the long ask. On the contrary 👀

Nadia x Extroverted Fem!Reader

It is no secret that the Countess is quite an introverted woman, so your extroverted nature was a bit foreign to her at first. She felt insecure because what if you think she's not fun enough? Of course, no one would ever think that, but it took a few hugs and kisses to make Nadia feel alright again.

You tend to be bolder when it comes to flirting, which makes Nadia react in the cutest way possible. First, she stares at you for a second, gears turning in her head, but no words come out for a moment, and then she replies with something even bolder. What happens after that? You two keep flirting until one of you dies from blushing too hard.

Late-night talks with you two are to die for. Nadia is normally more reserved, but once you retire to her bedroom and start talking about anything and everything? That's like the best thing ever. And Nadia also loves listening to you talk. She admires you with so much love in her eyes whenever you open your mouth.

And the jokes. Oh my gayness, the jokes! Somehow, you find a way to make Nadia laugh all the time. You find out very early that the Countess snorts.

Imagine a meeting in the palace. The Court being the Court, they bring up an issue that makes no sense, and they have a whole argument about it. Nadia sits there, mentally facepalming herself, when you lean close and whisper something into her ear. The Countess ends up running out of the meeting room because of how hard she is laughing. That happens at least once a week.

You have never had any issues with socializing, so you have a lot of friends (or at least more than Nadia does). Nadia, however, spent most of her life alone, and when you introduced her to your friends, she felt very excited but also nervous. When everyone went home, Nadia almost cried in happiness because of how much fun she had with your friend group.

Every single time someone new shows up at the palace to meet the Countess, you yeet yourself to them because you just can't wait to meet them no matter who they are. By the time the person gets to meet Nadia, you have become besties with them, and they also invite you to the next family gathering to meet their sixty-nine relatives. Needless to say, Nadia is impressed.

Nadia admires that you can get along with anyone. And also that you fear no one, but it scares Nadi a bit sometimes.

She loves that you're not intimidated by her, tho. Most people are, so it's very refreshing for her.

There are a few cases when you are being a little too bold. For example, with a person who vastly outranks you and isn't very interested in a friendly chat. Nadia stands behind you, and puts her hands on your shoulders, giving them a gentle squeeze. "Y/N, my darling, how about you let me handle this one?" And everything about Nadia is just so comforting that you are immediately like, "Yes, my love, anything you want."

You might get in trouble sometimes, but Nadia always saves your ass.

Speaking of your ass. You're getting spanked as punishment whenever you're being too bold. You might be doing it on purpose, and I can't blame you.

You are flirting with each other all the damn time, which leads to either one of these outcomes: 1. You have quickies whenever and wherever you can, even if it means hiding somewhere in public. As long as Nadia doesn't make you moan too loud, it's all good. 2. You tease each other all day, and then as soon as you retire to Nadia's bedroom, your clothes are suddenly gone, and you two have passionate sex until you're both completely exhausted.

Nadia is a dom, and even an extroverted partner can't change that. However, your boldness is appreciated. Whisper something lewd into Nadia's ear, and you're going to find yourself tied to her bed in no time. The way you frustrate her with your words and inappropriate touching drives her wild.

And fuck. The dirty talk. It's unholy, it's hot as fuck, and you're both loving it. You make her even more vocal than she already is.

Nadia honestly finds it adorable if you're a very submissive person despite how bold you tend to be. She teases you about it, and it makes you squirm and whimper whenever she mentions it during sex.

#nadia the arcana #the arcana nadia #nadia x reader #nadia arcana #arcana nadia #nadia satrinava #countess nadia #nadia is the love of my life

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asmutwriter · 1 year

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A True Lady (Part 3)

Anthony x Reader

WORD COUNT: 4046

From beginning / Previous / Next / Master List

WARNINGS: time period sexism, talk of sex, character is born out of wedlock, swearing, mean gossip, walks in on someone having sex

DISCLAIMERS

- This is fiction. Please always talk to your partner before doing anything and make sure they are ok with what you are doing beforehand

A few months pass when you get word about the baby. Then a few more months pass when you are invited to a weekend at the Duke’s and Duchess’ house that will end with a ball to meet the child. Making your way into the house, you are met with Eloise straight away, nose in a book. She lifts her head up as she nearly walks into you and smiles widely when she realises who it is. She hugs you tightly as you wrap your arms around her “hello my dear”

“I can’t believe it’s you again. Please tell me you are still unmarried and independent from societies roles?” you nod as she smiles and links arms with you

“Where is the child?”

“Upstairs taking a nap in the nursery. The others went for a walk but they should be ba-” as if they heard the door opened to the Bridgerton family opening the door. You smile widely as you hug Daphne, then bowing to the rest of the family. One which you do not recognise

“Who are you?”

“This is the third eldest brother, Colin” you nod

“Pleasure to meet you Sir” he nods and bows his head to you slightly. You turn to Daphne “May I meet your baby?” she nods

“I shall go get him” you nod and wait in the entrance, talking to all of the family whilst the lady of the house gets the newest addition. You smile as you see the baby. Well, a bit bigger than a baby now as you could only get to see him a few months after he’d been born. She hands him to you as you smile

“You are gorgeous. Yes. Oh look at you” the child smiles at you as you making cooing noises at him. You look at Daphne “how was the birth?”

“Honestly it was painful”

“Yeah I can imagine. Pushing a child out of your vagina can’t be easy” you notice Violet look of discomfort once again “Sorry lady Bridgerton for my language. But you must also know it can’t be easy given you’ve had eight of the little devils” she lets out a small laugh at that and nods in agreement “are you feeding him yourself or have you hired a wet nurse?”

“I have hired a wet nurse. I don’t always have the time to feed him otherwise. But I do try to when it is convenient” you nod and start talking in a baby voice

“I would offer but my chest doesn’t work like that. No it doesn’t. Oh you are just the cutest little guy around. I’d say you’re the handsomest little man in this room. Possibly even the handsomest person in this room” you smile and kiss the child’s cheek, handing him back to the mother “I’m glad you were able to have a child eventually” she nods

“So am I. And hopefully, so long as I can persuade my husband, we may have more”

“Good god don’t wear the poor man out” you smile at her. “May I walk around and admire your house?” she nods

“I need to go and attend to some things before dinner. Should be at 6 o clock” you nod

“I’ll see you then” you smile at her as you look around her house. You’ve not been here before so you wanted to see all the rooms. You walk into a room with various art on the wall. One catches your eye and you go over to it, admiring the work. You hear the door open and shut but don’t pay it much attention.

“It’s nice seeing you again” you hear Anthony say next to you

“Yes indeed it is Lord Bridgerton” you turn to him and smile. The door opens once again as Eloise almost bounds over to you and takes your arm.

“Apparently my sister has invited your friend round for the ball tomorrow. She said that apparently this may help you with your nerves of going to your first ever ball” you nod and smile

“Yes. Thank you. I think I remember she may have written it in her last letter to me” she nods and smiles at you.

“Let me show you my room!” she grins at you as she pulls you away from her brother. He chuckles slightly as you look at him. A small ‘have fun’ coming from his lips.

At dinner time you are sadly running a bit late, having lost track of time after Eloise gave you a book to read in your free time. You practically run in and then slow down as you see everyone already sat down waiting patiently for you. You nod slightly and sit down “Umm Daphne?”

“Yes?”

“You said my friend is coming tomorrow?”

“That is the plan yes”

“Is it possible for her to stay the night?”

“I’m sorry but I don’t think we have any more rooms for guests”

“Oh that is fine, she can share my room with me. We used to do it quite often so I know it won’t bother either of us”

“Oh well yes then, so long as she turns up”

“She better be here. I may shit myself otherwise” Violet looks at you in displeasure as Benedict and Eloise hold back laughter. The younger siblings looking confused at your language “Sorry Lady Bridgerton. Sometimes I forget it’s not acceptable to use certain words” she nods slightly at you. You murmur to Eloise “I am shitting myself though” she laughs and covers her mouth

The next day you wait in your room, looking out the window in hopes of seeing your dear friend when a knock is heard at your door. “Come in”. Eloise walks in

“Hello”

“Oh hi” you continue to look out your window when you have a sudden thought “how did Daphne describe me to you and your family before you met me?”

“I don’t-”

“Please. Be honest. You are my friend”

“She said that you were a nice and kind girl. But that you didn’t understand social normalities and although looked proper you didn’t always act it” you nod

“Is that why your mother hates me?”

“Mother doesn’t hate you”

“She defiantly does”

“She doesn’t understand you. There’s a difference. She’s used to people like her. You aren’t like her. And there is nothing wrong with either of you, you are just different” you nod and play with your dress

“I feel so out of place here. Constantly” she nods and pats your shoulder “I-I just feel like the laughing stock of everyone. I know I am not but sometimes I just miss my old life. Don’t get me wrong, I was out of place there, but I didn’t need to remember how to play the piano or what spoon is for what meal. I wish I could go back to how it was. But if I hadn’t had that happen then I never would’ve met you and your family. And you are all so kind. Beautiful people, inside and out” you wipe your eyes, fearing tears could fall any minute. Another knock at the door “come in”. Benedict walks in

“The guests are arriving” you nod and stand up, straightening your dress.

About 30 minutes pass and there is still no sign of your friend. You stay in the corner of the room, not dancing or talking to anyone. Just enjoying the free food and music. Anthony walks over to you “You look sad”

“No shit” you eat a grape

“Whatever is the matter?”

“I feel like a duck at a chicken party” he laughs lowly but stops when you glare at him

“All the men and woman look gorgeous and I’m just here looking like a little girl playing dress up... I hate it” a couple of women walk past you

“That’s the one who inherited her father’s estate correct?”

“Yes but I wouldn’t trust her”

“No I wouldn’t either. Poor girl, a bastard to a lonesome woman”

“I heard that not even the mother wanted her”

“She must be awful to be around then”

“Not even a whore wants her, she must be bad”

You take in a shaky breath as you brush the comments off “I hate it here” you repeat as you look at the brother

“It’s fun is it not?”

“No. Definition of fun is being able to dance and sing and drink. Not sit and look pretty in the corner, waiting for a man to come and ask me for a dance” you show him your dance card “no names. No one wants to dance with the bastard who inherited the money and didn’t marry into it” you fiddle with the card around your wrist

“Would you like to dance with me?”

“Wouldn’t that be scandalous?”

“Possibly”

“Then no. My reputation is already shit, I don’t want to ruin yours as well” he nods and you both sit in the comfortable air around you. You hear a familiar voice near you

“Hello, I’m looking for Emily?” you turn and see Lily. Tears prick at your eyes as you wave at her to join you. She comes over and hugs you

“You have no idea how happy I am that you’re here” you link your arm with her. She looks at the man next to you

“Have you not danced with her?” he shakes his head

“She turned me down. Pretty much broke my heart” he mocks as you roll your eyes

“Take her to dance. Even if she refuses and threatens to murder you, it’d be worth it to see her dance” she wiggles her eyebrows at you as she meets his gaze once again “she’s been practicing her dance skills” you elbow her slightly. “If you don’t go I will embarrass you in front of all your posh friends” you shake your head as she unlinks her arms “Oh my you would like to dance. Oh it’d be my pleasure sir” she starts swaying in the corner, exaggerating each step until you turn to Anthony

“I’d like to dance now actually” he nods and smiles as your friend stops and waves goodbye at you. “Shit I’ve forgotten everything...”

“It’s ok. Just look at me and I’ll count you through it ok?” you nod as you look into his eyes. He smiles as he starts counting the steps for you. Telling you when he’s going to spin you or something similar. Once the dance is over you bow to each other and you both go back to your friend who is trying (and failing) to talk to one of the men.

“The blokes here really have no taste. He just turned down my lovely offer”

“What was your lovely offer?”

“I said I’d give him a blowie for a fifty. When he turned it down I said how about a twenty and he walked away”

“You can’t just say you’ll gave a men that and then ask him to pay. He’ll either pay you or ask if you get payed or do it for free”

“I thought rich people just didn’t have sex though. To busy looking prim and proper. I thought I’d be doing him a favour. Plus he was hot so it was a win win situation” she looks at you “do you think I should ask him if he’ll do it for free?” you grab her hand

“No. I think you should leave the poor gentlemen alone” she looks at Anthony who is standing awkwardly next to you

“Do you want a blowie for a fifty?”

“No. I’ll pass on the offer” she looks him up and down

“What about for free?” you both turn to look at him. He clears his throat and avoids eye contact with both of you. Your friend smiles before she looks around at the various people and meets the gaze of a young man who quickly averts his eyes. She smiles and turns to the brother “two questions. One, who is that gentleman over there?” he looks

“I think he’s one of the various lord’s sons”

“Cool. How do my tits look?” he looks down then back up quickly

“They look... they look like a chest?” she rolls her eyes

“Hopeless” she turns to you “boob check” you look and nod

“Looking very nice. That dress does wonders to them not going to lie”

“Oh thanks. It’s a new dress. I would say I made it myself but we both know I’d be lying” you chuckle as she kisses your forehead before she heads over to the man. “We probably won’t see her again until like 1am. We should probably also keep your sister away from any and all bedrooms just to be safe”

“I seriously wish I was brave enough to just walk up to someone and ask them such personal questions” he says before Eloise walks over to you both

“Brother do help me. Mother is trying to get me to dance with a man”

“Oh you poor dear” you exclaim, smiling at her and offering her your hand “may I have the honour of joining you for this dance? But in the corner where no one can see us dance because I’m awful at it” she laughs and nods, taking your hand “shit how do I be the man in this situation” Anthony moves your hands to where they are needed for you to be the one taking the lead as you dance in the corner, falling over each other and laughing. The song finishes and you bow to each other.

“Hopefully mother cannot see me over here” she looks around “where did your friend go?”

“Umm, she needed a nap so has gone upstairs to my room” you look slightly disgusted as you look at the male near you “she’s probably gone to my room, right?”

“Possibly”

“I mean, even if she has I am going to change those bedsheets. I can’t can I because I don’t have a reason to in someone else’s house”

“Why would you need to change the sheets if your friend is only taking a nap?”

“What if she’s not in my room? Like I’d be alright if she was cause I could just sleep on the floor. But if she’s not and someone else where to go to bed”

“We should probably go find her. I can help you navigate the house” you nod

“Can I come?” the sister asks. You look at her brother, he shakes his head slightly

“I’m sorry love, she sometimes sleeps naked and I know how embarrassed shed be if she thought you’d seen her that way”

“But my brother can go?” you go closer to her

“She values your opinion more. If she has a hair out of place for him its ok, a hair out of place in front of you she’d practically die on the spot just thinking about it” she nods and smiles to herself slightly “We’ll be as quick as we can” you start to make your way upstairs with Anthony. The two of you making sure no one sees you sneak off together. You get up there and listen. Hearing the slight moan coming from one of the rooms you walk towards it. “Do I knock? What if it’s not her?” he shrugs

“Just, knock and walk in” you nod slightly and knock on the door. After a few seconds you open it. Seeing your friend riding the man she saw earlier, both completely naked. You grab Anthony into the room and shut the door. The man hearing the noise and quickly moving out of your friend and grabbing his clothes, hurriedly putting them on as he goes to exit but you grab his arm before he does.

“Fucks sake Lily”

“What? A girl can’t have a little fun”

“Look. If you are to do it, can you do it in my room please? You’ll be less likely to be interrupted there. Also I have the key to that room” you hand her the key “Lock the door behind you. Don’t make a mess. If you do I will actually murder you. I’m looking at both of you” you let go of the man’s arm “it’s two along from this one, on the left. It has a dress hanging up over the full length mirror that’s pink with butterflies” they both nod and hurry off to your room. “And now my room is going to look awful”

“Why do you say that?”

“I know how… active she can get” you rub your eyebrows slightly “I might just sleep in the bath actually. Might be the cleanest place tonight. Or I can at least make it the cleanest” he chuckles as he watches you.

“I’m glad they left. This is the room I’m staying in”

“Oh god I’m so sorry. I’ll get you some clean sheets” he shakes his head

“It’s ok. Honestly”

“Are you sure? It’s no hassle to me” he shakes his head “So long as you’re sure” he nods and smiles at you. You look at the four poster bed. Going over and gently touching the woodwork.

“I want to apologise for how I acted”

“What do you mean?”

“I’ve been thinking about that night in the garden. I took you for granted and I apologise” you look at him confused

“But we just chatted, did we not?” he shakes his head slightly

“I’ve been thinking over the events of what happened… I shouldn’t have kissed you” so it wasn’t a dream

“Hardly the worst thing in the world” he nods slightly and averts his gaze

“I am still sorry about it. It has been bothering me since. You are a lady and I did not treat you like one. I apologise for my actions”

“Well apology is certainly not needed but I will accept it if that will make you happy” he smiles slightly as he looks at you

“We should head back to the party” you nod, both sneaking back into the room. Just as Eloise walks up to you

“There you are!” she turns to you “I was just about to come and find you. Now you missed mother making me dance. No thanks to you two who just abandoned me. But I found Col so it’s not fully the end of the world” the third child turns to face you both. You smile at him

“I don’t know if we have spoken properly but I’m Emily” Eloise looks at you

“Did you manage to find your friend?”

“Umm yes. She hadn’t gone to my room so it’s a good thing we went up. Otherwise I think it may have been a nasty shock to whoever’s room she was in”

“Whose room was she in?”

“Umm, Lord Bridgeton’s rooms actually” you pat the man’s hand as he smiles next to you. Catching the glance of his younger brother though

“Why was she in your room?” the younger boy asks

“She was having a nap. Do keep up” Eloise rolls her eyes at him

“She is now in my room napping. I do hope she wakes up before I go to bed, otherwise I will be without a bed for the night”

“I thought you said you shared a bed with her a lot though?” the girl looks puzzled

“I do... But where the bed is bigger she is more likely to take up the whole bed despite my efforts to stop her”

“Man coming this way” Eloise says. You turn just as a very handsome man steps near you and bows his head

“Hello M’lady” he takes your hand and kisses it “You look-” he glances at your body, making you feel uncomfortable “exquisite. Why have you not been on the dancefloor yet?”

“Oh I have. Lord Bridgerton and I went on earlier”

“Would you want to dance with me?” he holds his hand out. You laugh and cover your mouth

“I’m sorry sir, I think if I dance with anyone I don’t know I may actually piss myself with embarrassment” he looks shocked at your words as the three siblings try not to laugh. “But thank you for th-”

“What she meant to say” you here Colin speak up “is that she’d be delighted to” you glare at him as the man takes your hand and leads you to the dance. After you’re pretty sure you apologised more times then you actually stepped on him you go back to the three siblings

“I thought you were meant to be the nice brother” he laughs

“Whoever told you that was very wrong” you glare at him but notice your friend walking down the stairs. She walks over to you, dress and hair completely out of place.

“Jesus Christ...”

“So I have good news. He is much more experienced then he looks so that was very nice and I had an excellent time” she motions at you “I would say you can give him a go but I think I wore him out”

“I’m so glad you shared that piece of knowledge with us” you straighten her dress for her “God who taught you how to dress?”

“Hey. When a man starts snoring and farting after your 3rd time you just get out of the room before he starts to stink up the place”

“Great, a random man is now sleeping in my bed” you try and sort her hair out. You cringe as you feel wetness in her hair, moving your hand away “Actually, I’m going to let you sort out your hair” you look disgusted at your own hand. “Oh, this is my friend Lily. Lily this is Colin, one of Eloise’s brothers” she looks him up and down and goes to say something “No” you say as you grab a napkin and wipe your hand on it

“How do you know what I was going to say?”

“Because I’ve known you for 10 years. No you cannot ask the young man that question”

“You’re no fun”

“You will break your wrist again if you have more than one in the hour” she rolls her eyes as you watch confusion hit the siblings. You smile at them all “Sorry. We have had a very... active life”

“How did you break your wrist?” Eloise asks and Anthony speaks up

“I don’t think we should be asking her. It seems like a troublesome time of her life”

“I agree with our brother. We should let her have her own private stories”

“Oh but it’s a fun story...” she pouts and starts picking her nails when the handsome man from earlier walks back over to you. Your friend notices him and very unsubtly pushes her dress up to help expose her chest. He takes no notice of her as he smiles at you

“Would you like to dance again? You are much better then you said you were”

“I’m sorry but I’ve already promised my friend here-” you grab Colin’s arm “to a dance. But I’m sure my friend” you look over at Lily “would be happy to dance with you” before anyone can object you drag the brother to the dancefloor “I am awful at dancing just so you know” he laughs

“I’ll lead don’t worry” he smiles at you as he takes your hand in his to do the dance. Thankfully the song is relatively short so you don’t have dance for long. Lily comes back over to you

“Would you object to me trying to bang the hot guy?”

“Yes. 100% yes. Why do you want to bang him? All that I got from when I danced with him is that he’s a misogynistic prick”

“Oh I defiantly wasn’t listening”

“Yeah I can tell what you were thinking with. But no you can’t. I value your worth too much. Plus surely you hurt down there”

“Nope I’m as loose as a wild horse”

“Disgusting” that’s when you remember the party and you slowly turn to see the 2 brothers just not looking at either of you due to politeness, the sister just looking confused “God. Spends her whole life being an innocent human and one night with me and it just all goes out the window. I need another drink”

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toomuchracket · 11 months

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a while back I sent an ask that turned into Matty’s gf going viral for singing Foundations by Kate Nash. I have another similar idea. This time it’s soft and cute.

Matty and gf being in the background of a video of dancing at a wedding. It’s a duet song (maybe you’re the one that I want from grease) and they’re just in their own little world, performing their respective roles with flourish and vigour. I can see her pulling him in by his tie and then pushing him back, and him just smiling the whole time. And this video goes viral and everyone is devastated by how cute they are.

OR it could be a bad bitch anthem and she is giving him a show (half joking, they’re both laughing and having fun).

OR it could be a proper love song (like a classic Stand By Me) and they’re just swaying, holding each other, unaware they are in the background of a video.

my god i love all of these... so let's discuss them all. i think it's literally accidental, them being filmed - very keith urban trying to record him and his too hot for him wife nicole kidman having fun at the eras tour and inadvertently catching bo and phoebe making out in the background (it sends me every time i see it loooooooool)

rather than it being grease, i think it would be funnier if it was lay all your love on me by abba, like in mamma mia lmao. you drag matty up to the dancefloor - he's like "oh for fuck's sake" but you're hyped like "come on! duet time!", so he goes up and dances with you, and he gets quite into it when you are literally dancing on him during the chorus and pulling him close as possible to you by the tie/lapels. and you're both tipsy and so unserious, giggling while you sing along and dancing wildly by the end of the song; it's very sweet, and when the fans find the video they go nuts like "mum and dad are so fucking adorable look at them!! cutest thing i've ever seen. they are so in love. obsessed" lol.

the bad bitch anthem... no scrubs by tlc oh my GOD. last time i was in london this song played in a restaurant and every woman in the place was singing along (there was a girl eating dessert literally waving her spoon in her boyfriend's face singing to him as if he personally was a scrub. amazing), so thinking every girl flocks to the dancefloor and you start the song all singing to each other and dancing around all crazy sexy and cool (i beg someone understands that). but when left eye's rap comes on, you sing that bit directly at matty, dancing and gesturing like proper into it (but still grinning and winking at him); he's laughing and cheering you on, clapping for you when the song ends, to which you curtsy dramatically before giving him a kiss and continuing the night.

for the slow dance section, i see it being my girl by the temptations. as soon as that bassline starts, matty pulls you onto the dancefloor and cups your face in his hands as he sings to you (the way i would melt goodbye). when the chorus starts, he trails his hands down your arms to take your own, and swishes you about in time to the "what can make me feel this way", before pulling you in on the "my girl" and giving you a sweet kiss; he has his arms around your waist (your hands are clasped at the back of his neck) to keep you close to him for the majority of the rest of the song, swaying and stepping from side to side as he serenades you with nothing but total adoration in his eyes, and twirling you around and dipping you cutely on the instrumental break. it's a perfect moment, one of those ones where the rest of the world just fades out and it's just the two of you, culminating in a kiss and an exchange of "i love you"s - so adorable. again, everyone goes nuts when they see it lol; the love between you and matty is just so palpable and sweet <3

#mads muses #mads answers asks #matty asks #fluff asks

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hypmicdaydreams · 1 year

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hihi could i please request Sasara with "in the kitchen" and "missing the other" from the kissing prompt list? maybe him just randomly kissing s/o just because he missed being in their presence from doing too many shows? thx very muchu✨

This is legitimately the cutest thing anon. It healed my soul so tyvm for the request! I feel like this is a perfect prompt for him lol so I hope I was able to do our favorite clown justice! Please enjoy 🧡

kissing prompts: in the kitchen bc of missing the other

-pairing: sasara nurude x gn!reader

-genre: fluff

-word count: ~950 words

“god,” you snort, laughing contagiously so. your boyfriend had just made yet another terrible, no good joke, again. honestly, you should be used to it by now, that and sasara’s antics, but you’re still doubled down over laughing, completely neglecting the meal on the stove (that was showing beginning signs of burning). it wasn’t even that clever of one! but sasara had his ways. no wonder he was a famous comedian. “that was such a bad joke.”

yet, your words bring a smile to his lips, and sasara can feel the warmth spread all over his cheeks. oh.. he smiles, all wide and bright. this was a much better feeling than having the audience laugh at his jokes during his usual shows. actually, it wasn’t anything like this, didn’t feel remotely alike — having you laugh at him. his heart jumps a beat, and the fluttery feeling gets to him and his head, all lightheaded in the best possible way; this was his absolute favorite feeling in the world.

as much as sasara loved his usual audience, he still couldn’t help but favor you. it wasn’t good for a comedian to pick favorites, but he did so anyway. or well, his heart did, at least.

“aw c’mon, that one was funny!” sasara laughs, more so in response to you. again, yours was absolutely contagious, his favorite sound ever. “see! even you laughed!”

“only because it was so bad.”

god, sasara had missed this, he smiles: you laughing at his corny jokes, and sasara getting in your way as you tried to make lunch in that tiny kitchen. he was too big and kept bumping into you, you’d often scold; but he couldn’t help it! after not seeing you for so long, sasara couldn’t help but always be around you, perhaps a bit much.

really, he hadn’t realized how homesick he was feeling until now, despite well, being at home. sasara adored his comedy shows and routines, truly! but this was just oh so much better. he hadn’t spent quality time with you in so long, always having to get up early before you to go to the studio then coming back late, by the time you were already asleep. sure he was coming back home each day, but he also wasn’t. you were his home after all.

sasara had missed you, sorely so.

there’s a content look to him as sasara watches you. it’s been too long, he thinks. and his gaze inadvertently lands on your lips as well. well, he quirks his brows; it’s also been too long since sasara has given you a kiss, he realizes. and before long, the want to do so overcomes him. gosh, has he been this touch starved the entire time? it even takes sasara himself by surprise, especially since he believed himself to be totally fine.

i mean, it was entirely true that he didn't like not spending much time with you. his work had entirely taken him away from you, and it wasn't entirely convenient for sasara to come home by the time you were already fast asleep on the couch, having waited for him again today as well. but he totally thought he was, at the very least, fine. it was just for now after all, after this bout of shows ended. but well, sasara was much more homesick than he thought.

so he goes in for the kill: a kiss on the lips.

you guys are already too close together given the small space of the kitchen, after all, so it was perfect. he takes full advantage of it and pulls a fast one, sasara pressing his lips to yours so quickly.

you squeak (another of his favorite sounds) and try to move back naturally, but the counter is blocking your way. you should be used to sasara’s antics by now after all, but you never are, totally taken aback by how seemingly out of nowhere he kisses you. it’s welcomed though, and he finds it totally cute when you inevitably kiss back after that small scare. you had missed him just as much.

your lips — they feel strange to him, but also familiar. it’s been a while since he had given you a proper kiss after all, so as strange and foreign as it felt at the moment to sasara, it was still warm all the more. there were still those very same sparks he often felt, and it makes him nothing more but giddy. i mean, he had missed you after all. he tended to be slightly more jovial and cheery around you.

sasara can’t help but smile into the kiss. gosh, this felt so good! the way his heart thumps again makes him nothing short of excited again, as if it was your guys’ first ever kiss all over again! he hadn’t realized until this very moment how much he missed the feel of your lips against his.

he hopes he doesn’t taste of melon cream soda; he had one just before coming back home. though i suppose it’d be a bit funny if he did.

when he pulls back, sasara still has that grin to him. he’s in utter happiness, a cute sparkle to sasara really. he can still feel a tingle on his lips, the very same place yours were just at, and it warms him up all the more.

oh, sasara had indeed missed you so.

(“my heart is more burnt than this dish from our kiss~”

sasara laughs at his own joke, and you can’t help but throw a glare his way. lunch was burnt all because of him and his antics after all. while you pick at your food, he seems to have no trouble eating it, a brightness to him still, perhaps even brighter now than before.)

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