#butcher is a bastard

[ex0rin]

Whatever It Takes (E) - 900 Words

Hughie/Other(s), Butcher/Hughie (one-sided for now) unhealthy relationships, manipulation, prostitution, blow jobs

Butcher had turned to him with that easy grin, the unhinged one that should’ve always sent Hughie running but had the opposite effect -that warmth along his spine and the tight clench in his belly- he’d turned to Hughie and said – “Bet those big doe eyes of yours could get us clear of this, what d’you say son?”

OR: They're broke at a truck stop and Butcher has just the solution.

READ ON AO3 HERE.

[hydrus101]

I still think one of my favorite parts in any Malevolent episode ever is in Part 40 when Butcher claps Arthur on the back, spits some sick ass proverb, kicks a door down, and immediately starts murdering monster cultists while singing at the top of his lungs. Baddest motherfucker in the land.

[idontcarecarebear]

If i had to pick a song that accurately represents the relationship between Butcher and Hughie from Butchers point of view it would be Change (In the House of of Flies) by Deftones

Just listen to the song and you’ll understand

[shrimpalbuspotter]

Having a convo with another Marauders era fan but I'm an "as canon accurate characterisation as possible" fan and they are an "ATYD is the textbook" fan

[mihaser]

Me, thinking after the Lenny nightmare Butcher would really care for Hughie and tell him about side effects of Temp V:

[acapelladitty]

Have a sneak peek of what my nasty little brain has been squirting all over the place! I'm having a grand time flicking between characters and pairings and fandoms 😈💦

[mannyblacque]

Inglourious Batman

Art by Butcher Billy | Instagram

[endsupes]

"All the V does is just amp up all that shit that's already inside. Your lot? Just a bunch of walking nuclear erections. You know? And it's not just Homelander. I mean you— you fucking all got to go. Every fucking last… one of ya."

Indie Billy Butcher from The Boys Amazon series (possible small comic influence) . Non-selective and open to AU, OC, and crossovers. Discord given to mutuals only. Personals do not interact. 

[plasticfangtastic]

Dreamt i was married to Billy Butcher (😭 am so sorry Homelander) and i gave him 5 kids ( all boys😭) overall dont think i could have 5 children... even if he wasnt a terrible husband he did went straight to the pet store no questions asked after one of him damn kids broke my fish tank after we both keep telling them to stop playing football at home.

He did call me his sugarplum which was cute

But am so glad to have woken up 😢

[engel-hageshii]

Eclipse day everyone~ did y'all see it? I'm sure I did~

@naffeclipse

[vindickyoutive]

not even a shitpost but season 4 should have an episode with a similar format to a malcolm in the middle episode where when something insane happens, ryan turns to the camera & goes on a malcolm-like tangent about how fucking insane his life is.

[copper-skulls]

Uh oh. Thought about DR!Cantarell too much and she's now Heavily crushing on Toriel

[sharonisthebettercarter]

"then real polite like, tell 'em ya gotta take a fat shit"

BILLYYYYYYYYYYY--

[wutheringmights]

So I finished rereading Beowulf a few days ago. I really don't have a lot to say about it. I read Beowulf two other times before for my degree, and so I already knew what I was getting into both in terms of story and literary analysis. Nothing really new there. I was mostly rereading Beowulf in order to do research for a piece of original fiction I'm working on.

Generally, I really like Beowulf. I like the main character, how he's just a Swell Dude. He's the greatest warrior ever, and a not-so-great-but-not-bad king. I like how differently the poet treats Grendel and Grendel's mother compared to the dragon. I like how suddenly tragic the story is. I like the tensions between the pagan and Christian lore and wondering if the poet was Christian themself or if the poem was changed once transcribed by some monk.

I read the Seamus Heaney translation this time around. I admire the rhythm of each line and how he attempts to maintain the poet's flairs in its translation into modern English. I don't think it was any better than the other translations I read, and I honestly miss the level of detail of the versions I read for school compare the Heaney's brevity.

Heaney's introduction was fascinating, though. The way he related the translation to his thoughts how colonization damaged the Irish language, as well as how translating the poem allowed him to explore ways in which Irish persevered in modern English is really interesting, and anyone who is interested in studying Beowulf should give it a reread.

But yeah. I like Beowulf, but perhaps more as something to study than anything to read for pure enjoyment.

[time-being]

Scam Alert!

i just got a scam text here on my phone, and Tumblr liberals really need to know about this.

This guy, named "John Tester" is apparently a US Senator, he's the Chair of the Senate Defense Appropriations Subcommittee, and he's gotten almost a million dollars from AIPAC.

Watch out for these warmongers and butchers who want to scam you!

He was just going to use the money on bombing a school or something.

If you get one of these scam messages, report it and donate money to a verified fundraiser for a Palestinian family instead: https://www.tumblr.com/90-ghost