#c: hj

[luminarytex]

happy maid day!!!

cbenchtrio in different maid dresses, tubbo in steampunk (ish), tommy in idol, and ranboo in a more “traditional” dress :3

the individuals

[dooblez]

YOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER

[watermelonfrog2]

Thought about DSMP and ctommy again. gonna bawl my eyes out till i throw up

[minty-sweet-art]

What would make me even more of a KAUFMO SIMP if I already draw self insert oc x canon for Kaufmo several times.

Including this silly doodle one that I haven’t made it own post for yet but just a repost.

This Kaufmo was specifically carnival kaufmo but I love all Kaufmo of course.

The report from a silly kidnapping kaufmo joke leafy started (this started a little series of jokes)

[himbofag]

the entirety of wilson’s cancer arc has been like “what if we took the most romantic scenes of this entire show and made them so incredibly sad. dw though we’re still making gay jokes”

[teongkas]

gathering sticks to keep warm later tonight, why they decided the tundra was a good place for a family reunion i do not know

[rottenr0ckets]

When I first saw that clip of when revivebur said he didn't actually care about l'manburg the first thing that came to my mind was when he told Tommy that he though of l'manburg as an extention of him. I can imagine that was what Tommy was thinking about to. Also when wilbur tried to blow up l'manburg.

[tragedycoded]

Here is a scenario for Royston,

Hofer and his wife have Royston babysit the kids while Sullivan is away doing something else. (If necessary Sullivan can stay in the picture. Hofer does this possibly as a way of getting even with Royston or Sullivan for something they did previously)

How would he react? What would happen?

IDK who this is but thank you for presenting me with such a funny scenario.

So first Royston throws a bitch fit because what the fuck why does he have to get stuck watching the kids aren't there enough of them that they can just watch each other what's the point of having twelve children if they don't create a self-sustaining ecosystem rehrehrehrehreh. Mostly he's angry because he wants to be hanging out with Sullivan and Sullivan isn't around for this operation.

He and the thirteen-year-old, William, have a brief staring contest to establish dominance, but William loses because he's 13, this is the first time he's tried to maintain eye contact with whatever the fuck Royston is. (Trying to abstain from spoilers for five seconds.) William isn't any happier about the situation than Royston is.

Eleanor (12) is probably in the kitchen doing something with bread. She likes baking. Royston interrogates her as to her experience and how long it's been since she caused an uncontrolled fire as a result of baking. She thinks he's intense and obnoxious but tolerates his interrogation anyway bc again: really likes baking. After he watches her prep a loaf to ensure she hasn't poisoned it, he fucks off to go annoy the other kids.

Jonathan (5) and Abigail (3) are minding their own damned business in the nursery. Jonathan doesn't like Royston at first, but Abigail is like her sister and won't shut the fuck up if you ask her about something she's interested in. Also, she's three, so arguing is one of her favorite activities. If any of the kids is going to grab him by the hand and drag him around the house and keep him occupied the entire time, it's Abigail.

And the baby is like, there. When Ulysses is awake he needs to be watched, obviously. I can see Royston talking to him like he's capable of responding. Royston doesn't know how children work.

Since Royston doesn't like doing chores and is only motivated to be helpful by Sullivan, nothing extra is getting done that night. I guarantee Eleanor will be stuck taking care of Ulysses because Royston would rather play whatever outside game John and Abby are playing than change a diaper or mush up food. They will absolutely be out past dark, and it's going to be a shitshow at bedtime.

By the time the Hofers and Sullivan return to relieve him of duty he's like THANK FUCK I CAN'T PUT ONE OF THOSE IN YOU ON ACCIDENT. And then drags him home to celebrate the freedom of homosexual intercourse.

[cocksley-and-catapult]

I just read that ask where they proposed catacomb as a ship name

I think that cockpussy would be a better name because (cock)sley and catapult is a (pussy)cat

am I smart or what. I ship cockpussy

[out-pizza-the-tower]

sum sketches and full drawins of pizza tower drawpile....

[alchemical-candy]

I'm getting back into Good Omens, pray for me

[usernose]

"Hey, who did you guys shipped Cedric with?"

Mushroomie: I ship him with Greylock :]

Ushsblogs: I ship him with King Mangus >:]

Me: I ship him with Obake from Big Hero 6 The Series... somehow??? Ó_Ò

[dooblez]

i feel like they would hate the shit out of each other at first and then they get nice

[polyfragcultureis]

polyfrag culture is oh my god how many of you fuckers are secretly subsystems its getting a little ridiculous at this point-

[ryoko-san]

Since a lot of people hc their honey to be a wolf shifter...i decided to make my honey be also a shifter but in a different direction 👀

[it-explains-why-youre-special]

drew some raphaels in my lecture today 🐢 🚩

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