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traumafactory28 · 4 months

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If I ever become a detective and see that a victim has a cat, you bet your ass I'm going to check for its DNA/hair at/on crime scenes, cars, people,etc. Because I know that cats hair will be anywhere the victim has been since it's on their clothes almost all the time.

What? This case is cold because you couldn't find the victims dna is a car? Check for cat hair and cross reference with the one the victim has. Boom! Case solved!

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spaciebabie · 2 months

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so you used "ta" instead of "to"....heh.....I'm In Your Head

#people: pick up their typing mannerisms from me #me: cheshire cat grin #spacie spoinks #you cant escape me bruh #casually posting over my own art is a good move yes spacie. im so good at making sure my art gets seen #i have had an irreparable impact on you :sillygoober:

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millenari · 1 month

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there is fucking. newsies-cats discourse in the cats tag

#&by discourse i mean them calling cats fans the evils of the earth for [checks notes] liking something and not wanting ppl to be rude to us #why cant they just leave us the fuck alooone. oh my god #i literally blocked the person who made that poll and i *still* cannot escape it #'can we all just lay off and be friends' no i want all of you so insanely far away from me

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mythicmalasada · 1 year

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so i made an entire longpost explaining why my scaraney brainrot is real and tender and why i’m insane . but i decided these shitposts would convey my emotions better

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odetolovers · 11 months

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everyday i wake up and have to repeat in the mirror "babe you're not cursed you're just in your twenties"

#twenties are not for the weak slash srs.#but i'm trying to escape the negative ass mindset i have and just stick to the #i am young and i am learning how to live #and my life is rapidly getting rid of things that aren't right for me and introducing things that are mindset #and that's something to be grateful for even if it does feel a bit like trial by fire #i mean life cant be as bad as my depression tells me it is #i have a wonderful girlfriend and cute cats and im going to get a job and i have enough money to get through the next few months before #i have to worry #and i know what i want my career path to be and it's going to be a climbing the ladder type sitch but i love that bc i want to earn the #position i end up in #life in your twenties is just scary and chaotic and a process of thinking you know what you want and having it be changed completely #and that is a-okie #my hope is returning fr fr...#valentina talks

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bunnihearted · 4 months

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#this place drives me crazy....#i notice it esp bc when im outside and feel a tiny bit better #(unfortunately this city is a nightmare for a hypervigilant like me to live bc theres crazyyy much noise 24/7)#but my home has for the first 23yrs of my life been a noise wise calm place to wind down and be safe and relax #but a couple of years ago there was like a shift and everyone who moves in here are crazy #my neighbors are constantly stomping banging and thumping. constantly.......#people outside are always screaming and yelling and slamming doors and everything u can do #they let their kids run around and scream like demons and throw rocks on cats and piss on the walls #and they go around with metal pipes or sticks and hit everything #like.... im sorry if u wanna call me a childhater for saying thats fucked up then go ahead #that's not sane behavior and the parents dont raise their kids anymore #constant yelling.... anyway #we have a clan of ppl who do lots of illegal things which is above all NOISYYYYYY #they make shit in the apartment above me and then live in another and then large moving trucks come and pick it up #?????? if u wanna call me a stuck up karen for thinking thats not ok to do to your neighbors go ahead!!!!!! im a bitter bitch #i dont think it's ok to cause such disturbance to your neighbors they cant sleep or exist in peace but thats just me ig!!!!!#these ppl living here are batshit insane bc i've been here for 25 and it's never been like this #and i mean it's MY problem for being noise sensitive ofc #but i feel like my brain is CONSTANTLY always being overstimulated and i can barely function anymore #i like legit wanna kms just to escape all this noise #i dont get any quiet moment ever #not even in the middle of the night there is always some human making noise and causing a disturbance #a few years ago it could be dead quiet in the middle of the day #what has happened im losing my miiiiiiind i wanna dieeeeeeeee #what happens when i reach a point where my brain just overcooks and i explode?#what will i do? what will i do when i lose control sksksk that shit scares me i dont wanna see #i cant live like this but im stuck and i dont know how to get out #and my mom was in a smaller city the other day and she said it was a crazy amount of noise yhere to #what do i do? whrre do i go???? i might jusy have to go deaf or smth i cant do this

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killjoy-prince · 2 months

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AND NOW HIS SECOND BAD RELATIONSHIP END IS MINE AS WELL!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

#prince's gaming tag #so apparently since he kept me here against my will the end is MC attempting to escape #kinda like how his cat did but she didnt have to jump out the window to do it bc she escape the guards #i didnt show it here but MC tried the front door first but the guards got her in time which is why she used the window #but also like..... jumin lives in a penthouse.... arent those on like the top floor or close to it??#did i jump out the window to my death????#'start afresh' yea sure i guess you can call it that. start afresh new route #and the way they reacted like yea i dont think i survived that fall #when Jumin shouts 'N-No' at the end he sounds afraid sooooo uhhhh lol #but yea i cant believe my problem with not getting these endings was i was doing too much #i literally only had to do like 4-6 chats and then skip the rest. it was so easy once i got it and yet it took this long #well now I can do either dlc or finally see my wife #tho imma do that tomorrow bc finally getting these ends drained me a bit lolol

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hecksupremechips · 5 months

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What if I was your servant and you promised me a better life and I believed you and then you used me and resented me I saw you at your worst and I held the attention of someone you loved despite the fact you treat them like shit and so you took out your anger on me all the cruelty in the world and as I suffered you sat back with a cup of tea and smiled and you killed your beloved in front of me just to prove a point that they belonged to you and all I can do is watch and then when you just can’t stand the sight of me anymore you cry loud enough for the world to hear you that I’m the dangerous one, a wicked seductress, a witch, and I burn and burn and burn and you go home and laugh, relieved of this burden, the world sings your praises yet you are nothing but alone and miserable and I crawl my way in i appear in your mirror I breathe down your neck you bleed all my blood and you drown in it and it’s funny really how for someone who’s supposedly so evil all I have to do to provoke you is stare with honest eyes and that sight just pushes you over the edge and you have the fucking audacity to scream, plead for help, to actually sob about it like you’re the victim like you’ve always been the poor little victim and you tighten your rope and breathe your last breath and I embrace you from behind and drag my teeth across your neck and dig my nails into your chest and you wait for it to fade to black but your eyes refuse to close and I squeeze over your heart and feel it beat faster and faster and we laugh together and we both know I can see how pathetic you really are and I just keep holding you tighter because I don’t want to know what’d happen if I let you go I don’t think I could ever take my eyes off you again and you could’ve apologized to me even once but you never fucking did and you never will and the world will always see you as the beautiful tragic victim, the hero this town needed, and when they think of evil my face will always be the one they see every fucking time and so I refuse to let go and let you go on believing you’re a saint, committing every atrocity imaginable and using my name to do so, you’re going to hell with me and we will burn and burn and burn and we’re literally both girls 😳🙊🙀

#the letter #the letter visual novel #guyssss i just need it to be known. that this game. this game fucks me up #literally no one is doing toxic yuri like takako and lady charlotte #i fucking hate charlotte so much its like kinda really funny how shes like ‘help me so i can die peacefully and go to heaven 🥺’#its like oh honey its really admirable how you honestly think youre getting into heaven aksjks #i refuse to believe it like i know we’re working with a ‘god is fucked up and Catholics are evil’ perspective which i love but #despite this i just cant let this asshole get into heaven man 😩#im just here for takako im playing video games with her and giving her a bunch of cats and jelly babies #she and kylie can play on the playground okaayyyy #also i uh once again must point out the zach/takako parallels and in particular THE EYESSSSS THE EYES #and how they roll under lukes bed right in the middle where he cant reach so theyre just permanently there and theyre positioned to always #be watching him like he can lie his ass off but zach saw him and knows just how disgusting he is #and luke has to live with that forever he cant escape being seen those eyes are gonna be on him for the rest of his life #im so deeply normal

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talesofsymphoniac · 2 months

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So I'm speedrunning Utena again to see how I feel about the "Shadow Girls are Anthy's Projections" concept, and instead I'm thinking about how Chu-chu spends a lot of time hanging out with Utena without Anthy.

Like at first he's with Anthy all the time but you start having Utena take care of him when Anthy's not even there-- obviously Chu-chu stays behind when Anthy visits Akio but also things like Utena taking him for a walk at night because she's taking care of him.

And this is based on vibes only but it's always seemed to me that Chu-chu does not necessarily play the same manipulation games that Anthy does. He's not luring Utena out or purposefully distracting her, imo. He's just. Anthy's friend. Her first one.

#very dog hanging out with alfred in serpent mage if you ask me #rgu #mine #meta #anyway its hard to separate out 'the shadow girls are Anthy's thoughts' and 'theyre a greek chorus'#but to me the most interesting skit to make that case was the one about being normal #it's after utena loses the duel and starts dressing in a girls uniform #so ostensibly its about her #but if you read it as an anthy thing it becomes like #'yeah im the rose bride. normal has nothing to do with me and im going home to where MY normal is'#which is interesting because while she is clearly truly touched by the way she sees dios in utena when she wins her back #the shadow girls also land their ufo and black rose arc starts immediately after #aka when anthy amps up the manipulation to eleven. normal for her.#oh the other interesting one is the cat bell #because on rewatch its so so obvious that the cowbell of happiness is about utenas naivety re: princehood #'you wore this shiny bauble without knowing its meaning and now youre an animal like the rest of them'#and the shadow girl skit is about a mouse who makes a deal with a cat not to put a bell around its neck #so it can eat the other mice instead #but then it eats the mouse too #something something you cant escape the monster by working with it itll eat you too #oh and the other one is the william tell archery one #i don't remember the context as well but. apples. a relative shooting at you and you letting them. apples getting pierced by sharp weapons #sitting there and taking it

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crows-bottle-cap · 4 months

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i dont know what to post today so here are some cookies for you:

#cookies #baking #i was hungry #just take them i cant eat them all #my siblings dont like oatmeal so there are more for me >:)#food #childhood #siblings #family #also my cat escaped today #i nearly cried #she was in the bushes so it was fine #shes an outside cat but she was out all night #cat #pets #go outside

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prestonmonterey · 7 months

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ughhhh someone kill me i think i might like stay on the third floor today i actually cant deal with her today

#marble musings #vent #shes the only person in my 'friend' group who has the same free block as me #and shes actually a nightmare to be around #im always worried shes gonna take my stuff #(she likes taking my wolf from my hands and my cat ears off my head #and laughs it off as a joke even after i tell her not to??)#and i cant even escape her bc the new friend group that im kind of maybe a part of #she just shows up sometimes #and its awful bc ive seen her make some of my friends uncomfortable and is entirely unapologetic about it #and shes really loud and makes everything about herself and makes conversations impossible #and its annoying bc she kept complaining about not being able to talk to me during free block bc i have headphones on #to listen to music and/or do work #and i was like #'ok you can talk to me if you want idc'#and now she talks to me nonstop during free block regardless of if i tell her i need to get work done #and her existence just kinda stresses me out #but ive never found the right time to tell her to stop #and i cant sit inside where all the tables are bc we usually sit there #and i cant sit outside bc its prolly wet and also she'll find me #and idk if im even allowed to sit upstairs but i kinda have to bc i really dont want to deal with her today #i need like a proper excuse for why im wearing headphones #she doesnt care that i listen to podcasts #and i don have anything to edit #ummmm #i don actually have any hw other than like studying for my math test #fuck ok i guess ill do that #idk what class shes in #umm #if shes also in honors ill cry

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apathyfairy · 10 months

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some days you really just want to scream why is this so hard!!!!!! why is life so hard for me!!!!!!!!!!!!

#maybe it's bc i just started my period or maybe it's bc im on the verge of my next breakdown but im struggling!!!!!!!!!!#yesterday i realized it's been exactly 2 years since i moved into this living situation im still stuck in and it just hit me #as i was trying to fall asleep that like ok i just lost 2 more years of my life!! i accomplished absolutely nothing and #just ran in fucking circles going nowhere and literally have done Nothing #and not to make excuses but im only now realizing how badly covid fucked me like not covid covid but covid time #as in like jobs and having any sort of future like that was Exactly the time after i graduated that i needed to be doing shit and i couldnt #and yeah i know there are sooooo many people in similar situations bc of covid but god i just feel like such a failure which i am #but i just feel so helpless like i honestly do not know how to move forward #or what i even want out of life anymore if anything at all and yes ok so period plus 2 year anniversary plus my birthday next week so im #extremely on the edge rn #and anyway last night i was crying bc of the 2 year thing then u know how when u sometimes start crying about one thing #u start crying about just everything wrong in your life so yeah i did that and then suddenly it was about still living here #and still living in this state and still living with mentally abusive relatives and how much of a failure i am at my age and how my birthda #will make me feel like shit and how much i miss my dogs and how much i worry about my cat and how i cant ever lose her ever no matter what #like i simply will not go through another pet death i just wont. and then all roads lead to my biggest mistake and regret so my ex then #all that and how i literally cant change any of those things at all and how much i feel like a prisoner and i cant escape and anyway.#im just not doing well lately lmao

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sereniv · 1 year

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hey anyone want my cat >:(

#he escaped AGAIN #wrecked the screen AGAIN #UGHH #i opened it because i felt bad that i cant take him out #i didnt even open it that much i forgot cats are liquid SCREECH #such a bad little kitty 😤#and now hes yelling at me #no! im mad at you! i mean fine ill kiss you on the head but thats it!

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bizarrescribblez · 11 months

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guys I’m on season 4 of venture bros and it only took me two days

#as you can tell from prior posting brock is the obvious crush #but there is another *dramatic piano music like cat in the hat*#BUT ITS MAKING ME SAD CUZ I MISS MY MTL BOYS #I cant escape those idiots no matter how hard I try #cuz I was looking for an episode a silly moment is in and IT CAME BACK TO ME I MISS THEM #(I always think about them)#I will binge mtl again after I finish venture 1000%#bizarre.ramblez

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eyefocusing · 2 years

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this has been the most week

#complaining ahead!!!! ik i dont make personal posts on here much anymore but i Need to vent in some tags for a bit #stepmom crashed the uhaul so bad this weekend that she had to be flown to a hospital three counties away #shes super lucky to even be alive but shes only got like. a single broken rib?????#aunt and i have been going to the crash site to clean up and recover what we can #bc the truck was totally full when it crashed and flipped over lol. stuff was scattered everywhere #its been fascinating to see what managed to survive getting flung out of a truck going so fast it took out multiple trees #the completely sealed bottle of v8 was pretty good. and my rolled up rug that got flung 15ft into a tree still makes me laugh #thankfully a lot of what was in the truck was just furniture but we still have nooooooo idea what the state of any of it is #bc they cant open the truck to check it out #and the moms r now stuck over there for a week bc the person they stayed w after the hospital has covid #and im taking full care of our 11 (11!!!) pets bc aunt works 12 hour shifts so she has like zero energy for any of that when she Is here #i mean im usually the go-to pet carer of the family anyways but this has been such a mentally taxing year i just want to nap for awhile #would love to be able to sleep for longer than three hours w/o a puppy pottying on the floor or cats escaping or dogs barking like mad

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dogbunni · 1 year

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*opens up Instagram* "hacker shows just how easy it is for him to steal your identity" *opens reels instead* (graphic footage of animal abuse reposted for likes with no link to original gofundme made by rescuer) *scrolls past* (video of a man breaking both legs) *opens twitter instead* "transgender players banned from chess tournaments" *scrolls past* (video of a school shooting) *opens Instagram* (graphic video of police brutality)

#i am putting my phone the hell down #and like.... yes i do click the dont show posts like these buttons and i do report content like graphic violence being reposted for views..#i dont seek it out bc social media is mostly an escape for me to find crumbs of joy in #but the misery is everywhere #i dont think human beings were built to see so much global suffering. cant even do anything about it its just LOOK. LOOK AT IT.#idk man #i keep thinking about that cat. i wish i could say that i hope its ok but i know it isnt #tw abuse #tw animal abuse #tw transphobia #tw violence #i think i got them all #lmk if i should tag anything else

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