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antennatoheaven · 19 days

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#minecraft #the legend of zelda #tloz #murderbot #tmbd #the murderbot diaries #httyd #how to train your dragon #pokemon gets a free pass bc they already do animated movies and detective pikachu looked good #the sonic movie gets a pass too bc it isn't at fault for being good enough to start the live action craze. i forgive it #id included #ramblings #thank god kirby isn't dealing with all this. can you imagine.

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valtsv · 10 months

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obviously people steal things from other people it's one of the oldest tricks in the book but it still always surprises me to learn that people plagiarise because my introduction to the concept was basically being told that if i ever plagiarised anything i would be executed by firing squad and my head would be removed and displayed on a spike outside the walls of the hallowed academic institution i was attending as a warning to others

#🐉#like they were not fucking around they were like you will be BLACKLISTED we will EXILE you there may be FINANCIAL RESTITUTION OWED #if our plagiarism software detects anything suspicious we will FLAY YOU ALIVE IN THE TOWN SQUARE #i still wake up in a cold sweat sometimes wondering if i cited my sources correctly

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crowkip · 14 days

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yeehaw, baby!

#if u know me u knew this was inevitable #kon el #conner kent #tim drake #timkon #im gonna ramble after the boring tags ok #dc comics #fanart #western au #superboy #OK !!!! ITS TIME #so kon. obvs is a cowboy here #definitely a bit of a magnet for trouble but not an outlaw #still not the sort of person the son of the drake family's supposed to be talking to but yk kon's gonna try anyway #on tims end it pretty much follows the same events as the comics bc if it aint broke dont fix it #<- in terms of the whole sneaking out at night to do his own secret detective work thing at least #i have a whole silly story for the rest of it but im not gonna get into it all here lmao #but yeah i love cowboys and actual cowboy history vv much so this probably wont be the last u see of this au ദ്ദി ˉ꒳ˉ )✧#for now this post's rlly just for goofing around with design ideas #my art

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oncillabrigade · 5 months

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Finally read Robins!

I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:

#addressing Bruce as Batman is such a tell too #hilarious and fucked up #tim drake #bruce wayne #batfam #i continue to maintain that tim being a champion liar while looking like that has given him such an unfair advantage in life #no one suspects this awkward twink with survival skill-level excellence in lying to parental figures is lying to them #not even bruce #my dude this is why you are no longer the world's greatest detective #anyway #I fuckin' love tim drake #robin #robins (2022)

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soft-october-night · 22 days

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#fool me once shame on you #fool me twice shame on me #fool me six times i think there's rot at the core of the industry #dead boy detectives #the acolyte #ofmd #1899

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hansoeii · 5 months

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Ohh look, it's the dead boy detectives!

#it happened again #another pair of neil gaiman's gay men have stolen my heart #this happens too frequently for my liking #no but edwin and charles MY GOD #their relationship is so insanely beautiful #please watch dead boy detectives if you haven't yet I NEED it to be renewed!!#also you're allowed to hit me cos I worked on this instead of working on my final #dead boy detectives #dead boy detectives fanart #edwin and charles #painland #chedwin #DBD #my art #fanart #digital art #ghosts #my fanart #illustration

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liveandbreathemusicals · 11 months

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Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed

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shyjusticewarrior · 2 months

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kwadlayns · 5 months

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Good detectives do what they need to in order to solve a case. 💀🔎✨

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #charles rowland #crystal palace #niko sasaki #dead boy detective agency #there's a little detail for every episode scattered about— see if you can identify them all !#of course there's also monty and the cat king #had fun putting in some of the smaller details like the anime couples in niko's book :sideeye: i'll see if ppl can identify em correctly to #anyways i adore them !! and their adventures !! and i hope that adoration showed through #consider this my tribute to dbd season 1 #netflix #kwad draws

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scarlibis · 4 months

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The number of scarily accurate textpost memes you can make with these mfs is insane

#dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #netflix dead boy detectives #dbdshow #shitpost #dbd shitpost #edwin payne #charles rowland #two pretty best friends #I keep recording the notes on this cuz i know i'll never peak again wtf #9k #10k

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traumafactory28 · 4 months

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If I ever become a detective and see that a victim has a cat, you bet your ass I'm going to check for its DNA/hair at/on crime scenes, cars, people,etc. Because I know that cats hair will be anywhere the victim has been since it's on their clothes almost all the time.

What? This case is cold because you couldn't find the victims dna is a car? Check for cat hair and cross reference with the one the victim has. Boom! Case solved!

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mayomkun · 5 months

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when your whole crew doesnt know a damn thing

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #charles rowland #crystal palace #niko sasaki #my art #I love these sillies <333

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tokenducks · 5 months

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Please for the love of god let Edwin say twink

#I really do recommend going to follow Zack Ogle (dbds writing assistant) on twitter #dead boy detectives #edwin payne #charles rowland

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kigiom · 1 year

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#You Are A Detective Pair. actually.#thomas.text #gonna tag this as #endeavour #sorry #edit: not changing my original tags as I change the root post <3 #but this is me preaching. come on guys pspspspsps

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calypso-mbk · 5 months

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I didn't believe it at first but after watching the show, Dead Boy Detectives was so obviously crafted to be catnip for the Tumblr girlies(gn), cause like. Homoerotic ghost detectives. Sassy psychics. Weird girls. Witches. A literal cat king. Sad twink that's actually a crow. Hot goth lesbian butchers. Slowburn ft. immortal beings. Gay confessions in hell. This show was crafted in a lab for us, and I LOVE IT. Go watch it if you haven't already.

#dead boy detectives #edwin payne #charles rowland #crystal palace #niko sasaki #jenny the butcher #the cat king #monty #esther finch #i could write an essay on edwin he's just so PERFECT

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pixiestix0-0 · 18 days

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#yeah this was the only way i could talk about this #minecraft #minecraft movie #boderlands too ig i never watched it but heard it was bad too #also i know this image has like 6 pixels and two non-movies but shushhhh I'm tired #fallout #sonic #detective pikachu #fnaf #the last of us

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