#chicken hawk

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[mgroenke47]

I made one of them Looney tunes alliance rd is based by Looney tunes world of mayhem

[noteviljustlazy]

It's time for

Important Questions for Important People

Riddle me this:

[sillyewe]

Here are some cosmetic concepts I made for Hawk. He is in desperate need of new clothes and love.

[asterixfan123]

they call me the chicken hawk the way i be eatin 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓷

note: this has nothing to do with men

[ourrobotculture]

The Chicken Hawk's Caper

In the cozy coop, where feathers fluff, A hawk with a beak as sharp as a bluff, Landed one day, with a mischievous grin, Ready to stir up a poultry whirlwind.

The hens clucked in panic, feathers aflutter, "Who invited this hawk? What a terrible clutter!" But the hawk just grinned wider, eyes gleaming bright, "Hello, my fine fowls! I'm here for a bite!"

He strutted around, wings flapping with glee, Ignoring the rooster, who crowed, "Hey, that's me!" The chicks huddled close, their tiny hearts racing, While the hawk eyed the buffet – oh, what a placing!

"Listen up, ladies," the hawk declared, "I've come for a feast, and I'm not easily scared. Your eggs are my treasure, your drumsticks divine, So step aside, cluckers, it's mealtime, no whine!"

The hens exchanged glances, their wattles all droopy, "Is this guy for real? He's acting downright loopy!" But the hawk lunged at an egg, claws outstretched wide, And the rooster squawked, "Hold it right there, feathered tide!"

He flapped his wings, feathers flying like confetti, "Enough is enough! You're not having spaghetti!" The hawk blinked in shock, feathers ruffled and bent, "Rooster, my friend, I thought we were content!"

The rooster puffed up, chest swelling with pride, "Content? Not with you here, causing chaos inside! This coop is for chickens, not hawkish invaders, Now shoo, before I call in the egg-laying crusaders!"

The hawk grumbled, talons tapping the floor, "But I'm just a hungry bird, seeking a little more." The hens formed a circle, feathers fluffed in defiance, "Go hunt elsewhere, hawk, this is our alliance!"

And so, with a flap and a squawk, the hawk took flight, Leaving behind a coop in disarray and slight. The hens cheered, the rooster crowed, victory won, And the chicken hawk learned: coops aren't for fun!

So next time you see a hawk eyeing your eggs, Remember this tale of coop-bound dregs. For even the fiercest bird can't outwit a crew, When it comes to protecting their eggs and their coup!

[stealingpotatoes]

Lady Normalgirl, how old is your eunuch? Have there been others before him?

He’s 13-14 (unsure bc he was a rescue) and he’s the first eunuch (cat) but not the first member of lady normalgirl’s court!

[journiland]

TW: Animal death (I think)

RIP Barred Rock (?)

We noticed yesterday that the rooster's tail was all short. (His flopped-over comb has always been like that.)

Then I realized that for some reason, it seemed like there were fewer chickens. After counting over and over (you try counting chickens whilst they're running around. Contrary to clichés, it is easier to count your chickens before they've hatched!)

Finally, we realized that neither of us had seen the barred rock lately. No trace. All we can surmise is that hawk we recently saw flying over came back, grabbed the barred rock, the rooster tried to fight him off (losing some tailfeathers in the process), and the hawk got away with her. We found no barred rock feathers anywhere, but the woods are thick with brush. If the hawk went to a nearby tree for its meal, the brush could easily hide the dropped feathers.

The remaining Buff Orpington (aka "the blonde one") is the sole remaining hen from our first chickens, and all the hens from the year after are gone. She must have nine lives!

[vividly-vermillion]

Hawks was trying his best not to fall in love because everyone loves Hawks but would they love Keigo? Flawed, tired, boring?

Meanwhile you ignore that he's the hero. He greets you with Keigo on your first date. You never call him Hawks. You don't even get your phone out once - Not to text, not to take pictures of / with him.

You made sure the date is somewhere far away from people so he wouldn't get recognized... He almost thought you were embarrassed of him with the way you tried to make sure that no one notices him. Of course you know who he is, but you don't reduce him to just that.

You fell in love with Keigo over the late night talks, the thoughtful little gifts and his quiet kindness - The kind that doesn't ask to be seen. You fell in love with the way he listens more than he speaks when it's just the two of you and how he remembers the tiniest details. He brings them up weeks later as if they mattered, because to him they do.

However, he always waits for the other shoe to drop. For you to slip up and call him Hawks, to pull your phone out and start questioning him about what it's like to fly, to fight alongside Endeavor or what it was like amongst the League of Villains. But it never comes. Instead you ask him what books he reads, what dreams he gave up, which meals remind him of home...

And little by little, Keigo starts to believe that maybe he can be loved. Not because he is Pro Hero Hawks but because he is Keigo, and that is more than enough for you.

[tharkflark1]

im a hater through and through and Stormfly is done NO BETTER than the other dragons!!! I hate this shit dawg ;0;

[yammpi3]

𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨 // 𝙃𝙖𝙬𝙠𝙨 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙪

Part 2!! Hawks x Assistant — random messages somewhat coordinated ༉‧₊˚.

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[proton-wobbler]

Non-US Backyard Bird Poll!!

The submission box closes tomorrow, December 1st!

[yerrrrrrrl]

@hokusu it happened again...

CHAPTER 7 IS SAUR GOOD DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED

linking it for the fortunate souls who stumble upon this post (ゝω・´★)

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

hawks: dabi, i think i’m a bit of a swan

dabi: i knew you are a pigeon but a swan?

hawks: you know... swans mating for their whole live with one partner and they can die from despair if you break their heart

dabi: yeah, and? what does it has to do with you?

hawks: what?! how could you?! everything!

dabi: ????

hawks: *being all dramatic* now i will die from despair because you broke my heart dabi!

[rebeccathenaturalist]

Every time I hear of someone's dog killing a coyote, or that mule that killed a cougar, or a rooster kills a hawk, all I can think of is how an invasive, domesticated animal killed a native one just trying to survive in an ecosystem we've drastically changed. I say this as someone who, up until last September, had kept chickens for several years and never harmed the predators that occasionally got one.