#chris 42 birthday

[majaloveschris]

Happy Birthday Chris! ❤️

[regalevansworth]

Wishing a heartfelt Happiest 42nd Birthday to my man, Chris Evans🤎

Keep on conquering more hearts with your goofy smile and sexy charm🥹🫰

[georgiapeach30513]

Happy Birthday Chris!

[encisthings]

Happy Birthday Chris Evans!🎉🍾🎂🎁😊😘❤️

[hopefullylost13]

Happy birthday, Chris Evans! 42 and more handsome than ever.

[lixzey]

the start of everything

note: starts in 2016, where they are both 14.

1: young half bloods 

2: newbie

3: luke castellan learns a valuable lesson (he gets distracted, most of the time)

4: Annabeth attends a fashion show (and realizes it isn’t for her)

5: capture the flag (and her attention, if possible)

6: strawberry fields, wildflowers, and annoying boys

7: prank wars and unsuspecting victims

8: punishments and prayers

9: luke, the big stupid idiot

10: Oh, I don't know why she's just my type

11: Stay away from me. Don’t look at me. Don’t even breathe the same air as me.

12: I can't believe that I have to put up with your annoying face all year.

13: snowball fight, cabin ten versus cabin eleven

14: the more you hate, the more you love

15: capture the flag: luke led us to victory!

16: smores and chores

17: cheeseburgers and barbies

18: to charm the charmer

19: luke tries forging, gardening, and poetry (failing miserably)

20: pleas, bargains, and bets

21: She doesn’t like surprises. Do you really want another black eye?

becoming friends and more

22: a letter from dear old daddy

23: daddy issues ft mommy issues

24: hide and seek with the harpies

25: your house is haunted

26: somehow, he knew

27: nobody’s son, nobody’s daughter

28: christmas getaways, new york city, and secret glances

29: new years, new beginnings

30: back to camp

31:  sparring, smiles, and sweet talks

32: a field trip to olympus and look alikes

33: my girl

34: moonlight rendezvous

35: steal my girl

36: a picnic and eavesdropping siblings

37: grouchy 

38: she is beauty, she is grace, and she will punch you in the face

39: Maya starts junior year

40: you?

41: popcorn, movies, and slushies 

42: I’m a feminist, obviously. But, I wouldn’t really mind him savin’ me and I know that I’m fine without a man but I think I would like his protection.

43: sweet sixteen

44: with you I'd dance in a storm, in my best dress, fearless

45: hot cocoa, longing glances, and mistletoes

46: wanna bet?

47: school is boring, wanna go somewhere?

48: camp

49: rumor has it

50: the best swordsman at camp and a furious maya williams

51: i’ve never heard silence quite this loud

52: capture the flag: a great way to destress - cabin five, probably

53: thin white lies

54: that brainless idiot

55: jealousy, jealousy

56: patience wearing thin

57: oblivious idiots and chris gets twenty drachmas richer 

58: confrontation drama 

59: You are in love!

60: stupid cupid, stop picking on me!

61: everyone wants him, that was my crime

62: I'm so in love with you and I hope you know

63: give me something that’ll haunt me when you’re not around

64: interventions, stubborn idiots, and annoying siblings

65: somebody to you

66: don’t take it personal, but personally you’d be better with somebody like me

67: i think it’s time i lay my heart out on the line

established relationship: 

68: i once believed love would be black and white, but it’s golden

69: in a world of boys, he’s a gentleman

70: you with the dark curls, you with the watercolor eyes

71: take a look at my girlfriend, she’s the only one i got 

72: to be young and in love in new york city

73: fight so dirty, but you love so sweet.

74: Luke, the lovesick idiot

75: your hand fits in mine like it’s made just for me

76: promises sealed with a kiss under the velvet sky

77: golden apples and worries

78: pain of words

79: quest blues

80: iris messages and nightmares

81: stupid quest, stupid apples, stupid dragon

82: birthday blues and special surprises

83: i fell in love with a careless man’s careful daughter

84: darkness inside 

85: christmas traditions

86: i want to wear his initial on a chain ‘round my neck

87: devil in disguise

88: all of the city lights never shine as bright as your eyes

89: i love the way you’re screaming my name

90: valentines day

91: some days, you're the best thing in my life. sometimes when I look at you, i see my wife

92: love languages

93: demigod pick up service

94: across my memory

95: monsters

96: four walls and a roof

97: closets and radios

98: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, cookies, and kool aid

99: pent up anger

100: dance around the living room, lose me in the sight of you

101: on with the quest

102: Drew

103: all i did is try my best, this the kind of thanks i get? 

104: only an angel, never a god

105: and in the middle of my chaos, there was you

106: touch her and i’ll break your neck

107: if anybody hurts you, i’m going to prison for life

108: legal age, baby!

109: I can't keep my hands to myself. I mean I could, but why would I want to?

110: prom dances and birthday cakes

111: I've loved you three summers now, honey, but I want 'em all

112: big blue house 

113: great to be back

114: peace and quiet

115: orders from the pit

116: makeshift prom

117: Can I have this dance?

118:  handsome, you’re a mansion with a view

119: cockblockers—nope, I mean kids.

120: amorous activities in the armory

121: suspiciously quiet

122: Happy birthday! You can finally get arrested!

123: the winter solstice

124: meddling cocky son of a bitch

125: don’t be suspicious. 

126: nightmares

127: if you’re tired, you can lay your head on my lap

128: lazy day, cuddles, and kisses

129: she looks so perfect

130: until we’re gray and old

131:  just normal days

132: A prophecy

taglist:

@mischiefmoons @lilmaymayy @iliketopgun @pleasingregulus

[cwc-wiki]

February

1 February - Chris complains about Peter Griffin of Family Guy.[1]

3 February

Chris blocks multiple voice actors for MLP G5 out of protest for the ending of G4.[2]

Chris requests that Geno Samuel refrain from selling a WANT WOMAN! shirt.[3]

4 February - Chris livestreams Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream.

9 February - Chris livestreams yet another 'Media Share Suggestion Live Stream'.

11 February - Chris uploads Christ Chan Return Live Stream Highlights.

13 February - Chris uploads CWC Art Contest Part 1.

15 February - Chris uploads a second stream highlights video.

17 February - Chris livestreams Christ Chan Live Stream: Legos, Games and Media.

20 February - Chris uploads a third stream highlights video and CWC ART CONTEST Round 1.

24 February - Chris turns 42, celebrating his first birthday since his release from jail. He uploads two videos in his new AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan series. Geno Samuel also uploads part 84 of Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History, which is notable for being the first episode to discuss the Affair with Mother.

[thesargasmicgoddess]

1. What’s your favorite place, other than a bed, to have sex? 16. Do you have a favorite erotica/porn trope? 18. What kinds of music do you think are the sexiest? Are there particular artists you like to have sex to? 47. What kind of lighting do you like to have sex in? Happy birthday, hope 42 is good for you!

1. You may have noticed that I find the mix of proper and naughty quite sexy. Something about the juxtaposition of curated discipline on the outside and explicit intent on the inside just pushes my buttons. (I could go on and on about the psychological and societal constructs of this for me, but I'll spare you🤣) That's a roundabout way of me saying that I love to be naughty in proper places. Office desks, dining tables, kitchen counters, country clubs 🤭 But office naughty time is definitely fun, hence my entire category of office/work inspired smut 🤣

I wouldn't even have to have sex, the idea of just making out in an office or somewhere proper is quite hot. It's not the physical act per se, but the intensity of it all that turns me on. I still want to make out in an elevator, but I need to find an elevator ride that lasts long enough 🤣 Speaking of which, The Shard in London is a very tall building, @thecheekyenglishguy any thoughts? (poor man gets so much shit from me lol🤣😈)

16. I love that term "porn trope" 🤣🤣. It really is very mood dependent. I'm quite well-versed with porn (Looking at you @whosthisfkingguy 🤣) so there is a wide variety of stuff I've seen. But my "go tos" would probably be the Deeper series because I love how they try to capture the mental intensity in sex. I love power exchanges and the intimacy/vulnerability of them. Although I have to say bespoke porn from tumblr mutuals is quite a lot of fun too. Especially when you get to see things that require trust 😉😈

18. I've never listened to music during sex. I make plenty of noise 🤣🤣🤣 Sexy music....hmm, there's a lot. But here's a few I'd strip to 🤣

47. I like all the lights on. I want to see EVERYTHING. Even better if there are mirrors 😉😈

Thanks for asking!

[majaloveschris]

Octavia Spencer via IG ❤️

[that-fandom-writer]

chenford march madness

OK so I do not have the ability to make this into a cute little format of any sort lol however if any one wants to do that feel free lol this is just a list of prompts that @my-shields-are-down  and I came up with (along with a few that we sent to her)

This is for Chenford March Madness since we are going the entire month of March with no new episodes, this is a list of prompts for writing, making gif sets or videos, please use the # Chenford March Madness if you create anything from this list please! Trying to keep the fun in our fandom while we don’t get new episodes lol.

1-    I love you

2-    Lucky (for march 17th)

3-    T.O. / Rookie time

4-    Proposal

5-    Hike with Kojo

6-    Pregnancy announcement

7-    Wedding

8-    Smut

9-    Double date with Wopez

10-  Metro dude flirting with Lucy

11-  New female rookie flirting with Tim

12-  Lucy tells Tim about Noah (the meaning of hot pants and that Bradford)

13-  One of them goes missing and the other is worried

14-  Lucy tells Tim “you said you are a show me guy, show me how much you love me”

15-  Another baseball practice

16-   Anniversary Celebration

17-  Family Vacation outside of LA

18-  Chaperoning kids’ field trip to aquariam/ museum/ historical site (with all the correct details)

19-  New pet after Kojo dies

20-  Kid has a temper tantrum

21-  Tim catches his daughter making out with a boy in her room- how is she punished (she tries to manipulate him in response to get her way)

22-  Lucy asks X to walk her down the aisle

23-  Tim meets his first grandbaby

24-  Vampire/werewolves or witches au

25-  Tim taking his son for his first haircut

26-  Tim’s motorcycle (Tim in leather pants must be included)

27-  Magician Tim and Lucy

28-  Tim and Lucy visit your favorite place

29-  Getting hotdogs at Pinks

30-  Date night at the LA Forever Cemetery for a classic movie

31-  Accidently eloping in Vegas/ Reno/ Atlantic city

32-  White elephant Christmas party

33-  Tim needs Glasses

34-  Genny gets married

35-  Prom stories

36-  Tim in basic training

37-  Couples Halloween

38-  4th of July picnic

39-  Tim tells their grandkids about the first and second date

40-  Morning after their first time

41-  Talking about the fake proposal to Ashley

42-  Discussing why they dated Ashley and Chris

43-  “I’ve never been in love”

44-  I’m not your type Tim

45-   Birthdays

46- kids pranking Tim and Lucy

   Ok so i know this is a long ass list lol, I am just trying to give all of the writers in the fandom some inspiration since we are gonna be stuck without new episodes for a month lol.

[lloydmustache]

I have a question well…..it’s more of curiosity I guess.

so you all (@captregina @lovincevans05 @mid-westmonster @acircleofstars) all have legit evidence that this is PR and a breakup is on the way 100% but you all just don’t know when precisely, correct?

So Chris is about to be 42 years old, I know you all mentioned Hollywood controls these celebs more than any of us realize, but what other celebrities at Chris’ big ole age are out here in some deep shit. Okay obviously that’s confidential but I guess my question is……is he the only one who’s pr went rougue to this degree? I’m only aware that Sebastian had some mess back in 2020, but not to this degree….even though his was messy it was more so sad and comical from what I hear.

I still think Lily James was supposed to be the original girl in play for this mess but either her or her team felt, negative press brought in more eyes, idk. It’s just crazy how they were tied together, then Chris randomly said he’s single and then boom she’s spotted with that married actor, his wife pretends to be hurt and then…..silence, like it never happened.

I also noticed Chris seemed to be the “golden PR boy” for cleaning up problematic actresses (Lily James, Lily Collins, Alba, etc) and maybe he got use to that role…..until now. Who knows. But It seems like Chris legit got one of the worse PR hands dealt in Hollywood history for this generation because if I wasn’t in this fandom……who knows what I’d be thinking about him going from the internet boyfriend to having a public midlife crisis.

I really hope this ends before his birthday. Is he doing better mentally because some of you made it seem like he was down bad bad. If his own personal lawyers are now involved I hope things get better soon.

Thank you all for sharing and keeping us updated!

I welcome any more tea or updates you all wish to provide, thanks! ☺️

Also…..if the breakup happens this month, plus unfollows across the board, that’d be perfect as I’m still setting the party up, but I’ve been sipping too much bubbly in anticipation.

🤪🥴

Cheers!

🥂

We all are looking forward to the end. 💖

[encisthings]

Happy Birthday Chris Evans!!😊🎁🎂🎉🍾😍

[georgiapeach30513]

On the other hand you can say that this was calculated. Calculated for something bigger and yet to come, to avoid something OR because he didn't want to post for someone's birthday. We don't know what we don't know, and this is one thing we just have to wait. It could mean something, or it could mean nothing.

Did you genuinely believe he does this because he want to focus preparing his wedding? I rrad alot of people think like this. For me personally (which is somehow i kinda didnt like it) it seems plausible, like he want a private time to prepare his wedding and wanted his wedding to be private too

No 😂😂 not at all. If he wanted a private relationship, he wouldn't have done a planned pap walk. If he wanted a private relationship we wouldn't have seen all these photos and videos. If he wanted to be private, they would have lived their life.

I don't care if you believe this is a genuine relationship or a PR relationship. The moment that he did that pap walk there was PR at play. And what happened? People flipped their shit, and this fandom became about Soba.

For everything Chris does, you don't find it funny that she is doing something right after? She's like an STD and we haven't found the cure to get rid of her. People have been talking about her more than they have him and his projects. Do you realize how much content we have got of him when this should be a quiet time?

People need to realize that PR is at play. I bet her backend numbers on IG and IMDb are off the charts. Why? Because people have become obsessed with hating her. And it doesn't even matter because she still gets those clicks. That my friends, is part of PR.

But no, I don't think he is preparing for a wedding. He's 42 years old. If he wants to get married, get married. Why the show. If you're in a relationship why are you trying to prove it? Live your life. Period.

[luna-3-clips]

Blue Lock Characters Basic Info.

PT.42 CHRIS PRINCE

Height: Taller than Kenyu Yukimiya, so 188cm-190cm (6'2'' - 6'2.8'')

Eye Color: Blue(?)

Hair Color: Blonde

Age: ?

Birthday: ?

Blood Type: ?

Japanese VA: None (yet)

English VA: None (yet)

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This is the last and final part of the basic info. series. I hope you guys enjoyed it!

That's all, have a good day/night!

[crmsnmth-journal]

3/13/2024 10:42 PM

I've been watching Freaks and Geeks (for probably the 100th time) and I never realized that Ann Perkins (Rashida Jones) is in it. I just spent a good while trying to figure out why I recognized her so much. And when I figured it out, I did the only thing a person can do. I pointed at the TV and said in my best Chris Trager impression, "Ann Perkins." And then I proceeded to laugh to myself at my stupid little joke. I am my biggest fan and my worst heckler.

I had probation this morning, which meant my day started at 8:00 AM. It was supposed to start at 6 but I managed to turn every alarm completely off. My ride picked me up at 8:30. I had just enough time to feed the outside cats, my cat, take a five-minute shower and leave. A half-pot of coffee sat looking so delicious, but I stopped taking coffee cups out of the house. I tend to leave them in random places.

Probation went smooth, as always. I always get that weird feeling though that I've done something wrong. Every time. After my hour with the PO group, I just headed up to the alley. It's not like there's really anything better to do in this dying little town. It really makes me wonder if maybe, once I'm off paper, I move somewhere. Not for someone like I did Milwaukee or Manitowoc, but for me. The last placed I moved to for me was Oconomowoc and that turned out to be one of the best decisions I ever made. This town is going to last long, and anyone here can see it. When a house or two is for sale on every single street, that's not a good sign.

Work was unusually dead. I decided to step away from my normal Spotify playlist, and actually went way to back to my old YouTube playlist (back when I was too cheap to pay for any kind of streaming services. I'm not going back to that though.) A lot of my YouTube list was made in very late nights, when i would smoke a lot of weed, which means there is some very very weird shit on there. There are tons of bands that only had a few songs available when I stumbled across them (like Bat Country. The songs Bathroom Floor and Porcelain Lions are beautiful, and can be found pretty easily, check the Fistful of Vinyl sessions.) or really odd mashups. Rick Astley and Nirvana work far better than they should. And then there's they straight up weird (My Hands Are Bananas). It drives Sherry nuts some of the off the wall music I'll sing along too. Every once in a while, one will catch her. Tonight, she heard Annoying's Wishing Well (which is such a hauntingly beautiful tune) and by the end she was asking who it was. Also, Meatwad singing Chicken and Beans will make me laugh every single time I hear it.

Tomorrow is my dad's birthday. This is the first one since he died in January. I'm going to call my stepmom tomorrow and make sure she's doing well. I tried texting her for her birthday, but I didn't get a reply. Of course, I texted her a day or two late. I'm bummed about it. I'm sure most people would be too. But it's kind of weird to me. I mean, he never made it a big deal well he was alive. Most years we just let it pass by. Birthdays have never been a real big thing for our family, at least for the adults. We always joke that once you pass 21 there is nothing left to celebrate. I guess that joke kind of became real. Knowing that, I wonder why it feels so important tomorrow. Why it matters. I can't quite figure it out, and it's kind of eating at me a little bit. Just enough to pique my curiosity. I miss him. He would've been 57.

[pain-suffering-even]

headcanons: Lennart Niermann

content warning for religion, and mentions of manipulation and gaslighting

Quick headcanons - 

Name: Lennart Niermann

Age: 27

Gender: Male 

DOB/Place: April 14th, 2033, in Schwerin, Germany

Rank/Type: S Rank Mage 

Guild/Occupation: Richter Guild Leader 

Past Occupation(s): Wismar Guild 

Skills: Charge

Weapons: Mana-powered gauntlets

Family: Ida Richter (mom) (alive) 

Karl Niermann (dad) (alive) 

Ella Niermann (younger sister) (alive)

Juliane Niermann (younger sister) (alive)

Karlotta Niermann (younger sister) (alive)

Winola Niermann (younger sister) (alive)

Gisela Braun (grandma) (alive) 

Core Headcanons -

Hidden talent: Good with styling hair 

Favorite food: His mothers vegetable soup 

What motivates them: Setting the standard by making a comfortable work environment, making money in order to donate to groups and charities, helping civilians by taking care of these gates for them 

Treasured possession: The pocket knife his mother gave him before he left 

Deepest secret: He helped recruit people into a very cult-y church and was gaslit and brainwashed by them 

Best/Worst thing to happen to them: His mother raising him right/his dad scrambling his brain 

Random memories: His mom showing him the proper way to carve wood and letting him keep her pocket knife as long as he used it right from now on, picking berries with his sisters in the nearby woods and scolding them for getting their dresses dirty with blackberry juice and cleaning them as best he could before going home, seeing the stained glass windows in the church for the first time, confiding in another boy about his pocket knife and getting scolded for it by his father in front of everyone and giving it over, naming his guild after his mothers maiden name, 

Best friend/Worst enemy: Thomas Andre/Karl Niermann

Good/Bad traits: Reliable, charismatic, altruistic, caring, passionate/Intense, paranoid, anxious, 

Things they’ve done/like to do: Visit his mom and sisters back in Schwerin, whittle wood with his knife whenever he gets stressed, practice making his own blackberry jam that doesn’t taste quite like his moms, 

Personality type: “Protagonist” ENFJ-T (70% extraverted, 30% introverted; 81% intuitive, 19% observant; 11% thinking, 89% feeling; 83% judging, 17% prospecting; 42% assertive, 58% turbulent) 

Nervous habit: Playing with his knife, humming various disney songs under his breath, 

Things they’re afraid of: Closed spaces, being taken advantage of again, 

Things they want to accomplish: Officially becoming an international hunter, becoming the top guild in all of Europe, throwing his youngest sister the best 21st birthday party ever, 

Additional Headcanons -

Has watched a lot of Disney/Pixar and knows a lot of the songs

He's traveled a lot and knows a handful of languages. Russian, Romanian, English, a bit of Chinese and Italian as well

He desperately wants to get into baking after seeing the great British bake off but alas he simply isn't meant to be in the kitchen. burns/under cooks everything

Really good at dancing. It may or may not be from watching K-Pop videos in his spare time

Sometimes he wears his hair in a ponytail or clips it back with barrettes. The media has a field day with the look, plastering his face on all the covers

He's really good at styling hair, since he had to learn to braid all of his sisters hair and do it just the way they wanted it

While he technically was born in Schwein, him and his sisters grew up in a cabin far out in the woods quite a distance away from Schwein

Their Timeline -

Age 8: taken by his dad to work for the church 

9 years pass (the views of the church are pushed onto Lennart as a result from gaslighting and manipulation)

Age 17: gains his original C rank + leaves to defeat gates for the Wismar Church

2 years pass (as he is away from the guild, the manipulation tactics begin to wear off)

Age 19: gets his reawakening to S rank + creates the Richter Guild 

Age 20: meets Thomas Andre and Christopher Reed

Age 21: America's West Coast Kamish Incident 

6 years pass

Age 27: now