#christmas is ruined

[silveme]

Today I’m on the hunt for red ribbon. You could make a Christmas song out of this. Could it be….theres no red Christmas ribbon in allllll of Richmond for me…..? 🥺👼🎄

[mischiefmaverick]

I’m legit crying right now

[superpeanutgarden]

Update: they killed Santa and are now trying to convince the small group if children who witnessed their crimes that Santa is the reason their parents are divorced and this was a good thing that happened actually

[cementcornfield]

oh ok so this is pain. this is a day of pain.

[voxpeople]

Elon Musk Announces Plan to Buy Santa's Workshop

Elon Musk has announced his latest business deal, intending to buy the North Pole workshop of Father Christmas. The sale would put the bored billionaire in control of the enterprise which makes and delivers toys to all the children in the world every Christmas Eve.

It is believed that upon takeover Musk would downsize and revamp the entire operation. He may charge children who want to receive presents on Christmas and block deliveries to those that do not meet his approval.

The takeover rumours have been unexpected and controversial at the North Pole, where Santa's workshop is based. The elves who help make the toys believe Musk will instigate mass layoffs if put in charge, causing a great strain on labour and may result in future Christmases being cancelled.

[teeth-kid]

feeling positively inconsolable........!

[princessheatherblossom]

You're all on the naughty list

[eileenthecrow]

Sat up and nyx looked up at me and i told her to come here so i could pet her and she just stared at me for a few seconds and then rolled over and went back to sleep this is literally abusive

[littlemuppetmonsters]

I fucked up the cheese sauce

[crystallizsch]

AGH happy (definitely-not-late) bday to mr jamil viper 💖🐍 and thank u harveston jamil for coming home as well as two of his bday cards 💖💥

[baltharino]

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) ↳ Dir. Henry Selick

[wingybunny]

HEEEEELLOOO THERE.

No, i'm not dead (YET-)

It's just the holidays that keep me busy, like, WAY TO BUSY, I'M TIRED, that's also the reason of my absence.

But anyway, this was supposed to be finished WEEKS AGO, and now with christmas around the corner i just had to finish it. Enjoy and happy Holidays yall! ⭐

🎄🎁🎇

[qekouu]

May the bittersweet memories haunt your waking days

[voxpeople]

Elon Musk Reveals Plans to Buy Santa's Workshop

With the holiday season approaching, the bored billionaire intends to make the North Pole workshop of Father Christmas, where toys are made for good children all over the world, his latest business acquisition.

Upon takeover the workshop, to be rebranded as XStore, would do away with the Naughty and Nice Lists and instead children would have to pay to receive presents, regardless of how good they have been throughout the year.

Musk is also believed to be planning to downsize and revamp the operation, with mass layoffs expected of the elves who make the toys and new Tesla vehicles will be used to deliver them to recipients on Xmas Eve, formerly Christmas Eve.

[thecw-unicorn]

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“𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚, 𝙝𝙚’𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙙 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙧. 𝙎𝙝𝙚’𝙙 𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙖 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙. 𝙃𝙚’𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙡𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙫𝙤𝙬𝙨. 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩—𝙙𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪-𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬, 𝙑𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙈𝙤𝙧—𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙤𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚.”

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✮♱✮ art by @emartsemi

✮♱✮ commissioned by me

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Viviane & Kallias are my favorite side couple in the ACOTAR series, and I’ve been wanting to commission them ever since I began, and now thanks to @emartsemi i, this beauty is done! When I read their story in ACOWAR, this instantly became a top favorite and their story always makes me soon! I’ve always loved winter and the holiday season, and what better way to capture that than with one of the most underrated couples in the series?

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✮♱✮ quote is from A Court of Wings and Ruin

✮♱✮ characters are Viviane & Kallias.

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[suddenrundown]

“you left early” ELIOT GOES TO NANA’S FOR CHRISTMAS EVERYONE