#cigarette in his mouth

[bruciemilf]

Alfred honestly can’t say shit about Bruce bringing in strays, because what if the Waynes got him the same way?

I genuinely can’t recall HOW Alfred, British special forces extraordinaire, ended up working for Gotham’s (scary) sweethearts.

In my mind, he came to them bleeding.

There’s a tang of bitterness pooling in his gut. Soldiers don’t have friends. They have guns. And he’s all out.

Just when Alfred thought all is in peril, a tiny little hand gently covers a nasty bullet hole on his abdomen.

The first thing Alfred thinks about is: ‘Jesus, this kid has scary eyes.’

“Hi, Alfred.”

“…How do you—“

“Bruce! Jesus FUCKING Christ, I swear, I’m not paying for your ransom next time you run o—…What the fuck is that?”

If there’s one thing about Thomas that Alfred will never forget is his voice; The bass , so chasmic and powerful it could shake the whole world, and the burning care in his eyes despite his vulgarity.

Bruce, — who’s the tiniest bundle of a boy Alfred witnessed, is yanked up by his father’s strong hands, squeezed to his chest carefully. “Hurt,” he says. There’s a tiny, red handprint on Thomas’ shirt.

“Yeah, I didn’t notice,” Thomas mumbling, looking around.

Maybe local gangs? The bullet point is too precise, too calculated. “Who the hell are you?”

Alfred, with his raspy breath, says, “I’m the terribly rude bloke dying on your doorstep, I’m afraid. Alfred Pennyworth. At your service.”

For a guy who’s about to bleed his last, he sounds awfully sarcastic.

“Yeah, wise guy, no one’s dying on my kid’s birthday. Bruce, tell Dotty to prep up the basement. And tell your mama to get my Budlight out of the cooler. Jesus Christ.”

Alfred ends up hoisted on this man’s back. Thomas asks if he has anyone he wants to call? Anyone that’ll come pick him up? Anyone to bury him, if it comes to it.

Alfred whispers he does not.

Thomas sighs. “Well. Kid‘a been asking for a playmate.”

[swordmaid]

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

[crunchy-rocc]

[crocmr]

I'M ALIVE!!! AGES AFTER I DISAPPEARED

[osacreates]

Worth Dying With part 1

Part 2 is in the works, I’ll link it here when it’s finished!!

Something something the intimacy of participating in an actively harmful activity together blah blah blah

This is a redraw of this original sketch if you wanna check it out!

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve whipped off his sweater, preparing to jump in there to find the gate. Eddie stares at him.

Eddie: Yeah, I'm definitely half gay.

Everyone turned to stare at him.

Eddie: . . . Shit. Did I say that outloud?

Steve: *smirking* Yeah. You did. I'm half gay too. We usually call ourselves bisexuals though.

He winked at him before jumping in the water.

Eddie: See, I knew that because I love Bowie. Fuck, did I really say half gay?

Robin: *pats his back in sympathy* Yeah.

[ryuusea]

some silly doodles upon finding out I’m the one April baby in a server full of January babies haha

[astarionposting]

RE4 Remake | Separate Ways 8/?

this scene with leon😭😭

[snailasleep]

why does vash carry cigarettes if he never smokes?

extra comic

if it makes anyone feel better heres what i named some of the layers for this comic

also panels i liked!

see you, vash! until next time!

[lewmagoo]

lewis in water rises

[busterpointisdead]

They cost so much more yet burn all the same...

5 minutes later

[tuituipupu]

(british) kä came on stage with a fag in his mouth 🚬

[blue-jos10]

though the same colour, katelyn has a lighter shade of hair than neil

when andrew and aaron have an argument but katelyn agrees with neil, she dyes her hair neil’s shade and doesn’t say anything.

when andrew and aaron have an argument and neil agrees with aaron, he dyes his hair katelyn’s shade and doesn’t say anything.

it makes the twins violently mad and they make up in their own way under record time.

[fyeaheddiemunson]

[alwyswnadie]

this is so boyfriend coded… i’m so ill rn

[stealthetrees]

He would be the kid that ate anything he could get his grubby little hands on