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Triangles class X CBSE boards|Mathematics class X CBSE boards
Here’s a detailed blog article on the Triangles chapter for Class X CBSE pattern:Understanding Triangles: A Comprehensive Guide for Class X CBSE Students Introduction Important theorems for Triangles and it’s properties.. Triangles are one of the fundamental shapes in geometry. This chapter is crucial for Class X students as it lays the groundwork for understanding more complex geometric…
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they kiss and make up
#toxic yaoi#doomed toxic yaoi#evil gay yearning#canon typical violence#mlm#gay#scream 1996#stuilly#stu macher#billy loomis#scream#my art#my stuilly art#billy x stu#stu x billy#this idea came to me in math class#silly#artists on tumblr#comic#1k
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whoosh!
for the sixth time this period, a folded sheet of notebook paper whizzes through the air and smacks into your body.
the culprit? same as the first five times.
caleb was trying to master his evol by the start of junior year, dead set on perfecting it before he drowned in assignments, sports, and college prep. practicing at home wasn’t enough, he’d said, so he’d taken to bending gravity at school now, too.
it was a noble effort—he was the most determined teenage boy you’d ever seen. but unfortunately for you, that determination had him floating notes over to you in class every day.
today’s was a paper airplane that always flew just within your reach, pricking your neck or your arm or the back of your skull. but before you could grab it, he summoned it back to him like a boomerang. apparently, just within your reach wasn’t good enough. his aim had to be perfect, and his target was your desk.
“stop it,” you hiss the moment your math teacher turns her back. “this is why you always have to help me with my homework. you’re distracting me.”
wide, unapologetic eyes gleaming in delight, caleb shrugs. with an innocent grin, he gestures for you to turn back around so he can try again.
but before you get the chance, an accusatory drawl stops you in your tracks.
“is there a problem here?”
“no ma’am,” caleb answers sweetly while you freeze in your seat, feeling your cheeks flame with embarrassment. “she was just makin’ sure i could see the screen over her head. it’s not as small as it used to be, you know,” he quips, earning a chorus of giggles from your classmates.
your teacher sighs in exasperation. “alright then, mr. xia. but don’t let it happen again, you two. or else i’ll have to separate you.”
shooting him one last exasperated glare, you grumble a defeated “yes ma’am” and turn your head to face the front. and for a while, class proceeds as usual—no notes, no disturbances, just complex equations on the screen ahead.
until a thin white object makes a smooth landing on your desktop, followed by a whispered “yes!” from behind you. jumping at the sudden movement, you scramble to unfold the airplane before your hawk-eyed teacher sets her sights on you again.
and when you read the simple message scribbled on it, your heart swells despite the twitch in your eye.
you look nice today :D
#wrote this at work#why are they in the same class? pretend it's an elective mc chose just bc caleb was in it and didn't realize it was advanced math#iris writes#love and deepspace#love and deepspace x reader#caleb x reader#love and deepspace caleb#lads#lads x reader#lads caleb#lnds#lnds x reader#lnds caleb#love and deepspace fluff#lads fluff#lnds fluff#caleb fluff#caleb#caleb x mc#caleb x you#caleb xia#xia yizhou
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fast food is the best course of action after causing a scene. ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀɴʏᴀʟ ᴀʟ ɢʜᴜʟ ᴀᴜ
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Danny finds Sam easily.
She's right where she said she was over the phone: standing outside on a balcony, in Gotham, at Father's many charity functions.
("Would you still be willing to fly over to Gotham, Danny?" She asks, her voice ringing clear through the speakers. Danny is already climbing out his window before she even finishes her sentence. He was just about to settle down for the night, his ghosts would know better by now than to disturb him at this time. The Box Ghost not included.)
("Of course." He says, sounding more confident than he feels. Sam was one of his best— closest friends, he would do anything she or Tucker asked. Even if it means stepping foot into his Father's city. He drops down silently, and walks through the house's ghost shield. "Would you like me to bring you anything?")
(Sam sighs through the phone, relief leaking through. "One of the veggie burgers from Nasty Burgers would be great, with their new ecto-fries. Extra salt. I'm sick of all this rich people food.")
(A small smile pulls across Danny's face, tilting at the corner as his living form falls away to his ghost self. "Alright," he says, and kicks himself off the ground, "I'll be there in a few minutes.")
("Thanks, Danny.")
He had the bag of food with him, stored in a container he had to run back to the house to get that would prevent the food from cooling during his flight over. Clutching it in hand, he floats down behind Sam and sheds his invisibility.
Being visible and being invisible always felt different, but in a way Danny can never describe, no matter how many times he tries to think about it. It's like a gut-feeling, a sixth sense, he always knows when he's visible and when he is not.
His ghost form burns away like steel wool being lit, and Danny drops the last foot to the ground silently. In his other hand lies his thermos, but filled with plain ectoplasm — lazarus water. "I have your food."
(He brought the thermos for himself — his side was still healing from his last fight with Technus. The ghost impaled him with a broken pipe, and Danny returned the favor by wedging his sword into his chest. Technus had been quite offended by him ruining his favorite coat.)
Sam jumps a foot into the air, and her hand slams across her mouth to muffle the shriek she lets out as she whirls around. "Danny!" She hisses, her voice rising in pitch, and her eyes narrow at him into a glare. "Freaking-- Tucker's right, we seriously need to put a bell on you."
"You have been saying that for years," Danny grins, sharp-toothed and jack-knifed, and passes the container over to her. "And yet I've yet to see any kind of bell." He was going to start getting disappointed at this rate.
As Sam takes the container, Danny hops up onto the railing and looks around. He hadn't seen any of Father's other children lurking around the building before he revealed himself, but that doesn't mean they aren't there. He wasn't going to fool himself into thinking that their stealth skills were poor.
He wasn't that arrogant.
...Anymore.
"Oh you will." Sam threatens, unzipping the container and grabbing the takeout bag. "I'll get you a collar and everything, we can start calling you Catwoman." When she pulls out her fries, Danny snaps forward and steals one from the box, ignoring her indignant yell as he pops it into his mouth.
"I spent my own money on these fries, Sam." He sniffs, leaning away from her with a stifled huff of laughter as she swats at him. "So they are technically my fries. And also, Catwoman would be a poor thief if she wore a bell."
Sam grumbles at him, and takes a bite out of a handful of fries. "I'll venmo you money." She says past a mouthful of food, Danny would have been disgusted in the past, when he was still new. But he's gotten used to this... normality. So he makes no reaction to it. "How does three hundred bucks sound?"
Danny immediately frowns.
"Did you have a fight with your parents?" He asks, eyes glancing to the doors. Doors that are covered heavily by curtains and blurred heavily, decadent music passing through in muffled sounds. He shifts himself away from the light. "You only spend that much money when they've pissed you off."
Sam's chewing stops, and her annoyed expression falters into one Danny knows well -- hurt, furrowed brows, a small frown, disappointment -- and she turns her head away from him. She swallows. "Yeah." she says, quiet.
Oh.
Danny knows that tone too.
Guilt settles like a rock in his chest. He leans forward, "Was it about me again?" He wasn't blind to the disdain Sam's parents had for him, far from it. This wasn't the first time Sam had gotten into a fight with them over her friendship with him and Tucker. But especially him. He unsettled people, even after years of observing his age-mates and trying to mimic their behavior, and anyone who knew him in middle school knew it was an act.
Sam's silence gives him all the confirmation he needs, and the guilt heavies itself with the weight of the sky. Danny's never much cared about others' opinions of him -- he is (was?) an Al Ghul, they never heed to mind what the weight of a simpleton's thoughts.
But.. he cares a little a lot when it hurts his friends like this. He presses his lips together into a thin line, and forces the words out through his teeth. It sounds robotic. Al Ghul's do not apologize. "I... am sorry." But this one does. It doesn’t come easy.
Sam sighs through her nose, and turns to roll her eyes at him. "Don't apologize on their behalf when you won't even apologize for your own; their assholes." She says, and goes reaching for more fries.
It's a sign, a signal. A silent word for the conversation to move on, to change. A distraction. Danny grasps it with both hands, and makes an offended noise in the back of his throat. And like he has learned, puts a hand to his chest like a scandalized American southern lady. "I apologize! I apologize plenty."
She snorts. "Only when you think it matters." And pokes him in the ribs sharply with her fry. He withholds a wince and snatches it out of her hands. "You're about as unapologetic as they come, Danny J. Fenton. I've seen you look more sincere when you're trying to drive your sword between Vlad's ribs."
"Stabbing Masters is a very important task for me, Sam." Danny says in only partially faux-seriousness. Masters has yet to realize that Danny had no interest in becoming his son, but he had to (reluctantly) admire his persistence. "Of course I will apply myself to it as best as I can."
He grins triumphantly when Sam laughs, and she reaches over to shove him square in the chest. He barks out a laugh of his own as he grips onto the balcony railing and catches himself at an angle.
"Quit with your method actor talk," Sam retorts, grinning sharply while Danny twists himself back up elegantly. "I know you can talk like a normal person, I've literally seen you do it."
Danny sniffs, and snatches more fries from the carton as revenge. "I'm not entirely sure what you mean, Miss Sam." He says, grin-twisting when Sam rolls her eyes. "My speech has always been this way. This 'normal' you speak of, I do not know it."
She waves her hand dismissively at him. "Yeah, yeah, whatever. But if you keep talking like that, I'm pushing you off the balcony."
"Such violence, Sam."
He gets a laugh again, full of disbelief without any of the annoyance. "I'm gonna be the one that stabs you, oh my god. Pot meet kettle." She looks at him again, smiling.
Danny smiles back, and with a flick of his wrist pulls out a kunai from his sleeve. It was one of the few weapons Mother was able to pass on to him whenever she made her scarce visits. He cherishes it well, along with anything else she was capable of giving him.
He holds the handle out to her, and watches her face shift from disbelief to shock, then back to disbelief. "Then you're gonna need a weapon to do that."
"Of course you have a pointy object on you." She mutters, and takes the kunai and puts it in her purse. Danny makes a pleased hum, it resonates low in his core, and drops his hand. "When do you not have a pointy object on you?"
As if to make her point, Danny's hands twist near his side, and he holds his palms up to her, revealing the shobo he had also hidden on him. He gives her a shit-eating grin. "Never." He lowers his hand, and pockets the small weapon once again.
Sam huffs, "Of course," she repeats, "thanks. I was gonna bring a knife but..."
Danny finishes the sentence for her, kicking his feet idly and knowingly. "The security at the door?" He'd seen them on his flight over the building. It wouldn't do much in the face of the Rogues, but at least they were good at keeping appearances and keeping out the smaller threats.
He rolls his eyes and turns his head away, looking up to the ugly, smog-covered skies. There was no bat signal in the air, and while that was a good thing, Danny almost wished there was. He wanted to see it. "I saw, and I would’ve called Father foolish if he hadn’t hired help. He attracts trouble almost as badly as I do."
"Maybe it's hereditary," Sam jokes, laughing under her breath. With her fries finished, she started on her veggie burger. "At least your dad isn't a vigilante like you are."
Danny smiles wryly. It felt nice to be able to talk more freely about this. That he didn't have to hide the fact that his father was Bruce Wayne, now that Sam knew it from her own accord. Maybe he could have conversations like these more often. Even if it was limited to Bruce Wayne only.
(Even if it felt a little terrifying to know that his father was so close by, close enough that Danny could reach out and touch him. To speak to him. But how would he explain that? And with an audience?)
(He’s wanted to see him since he was a kid, and he still does. It clings onto him like a cough that doesn’t go away after the cold already has, and while it has faded over the years, it clings. His mother’s words still ring in his ears however; it’s not safe. It’s not safe.)
(And isn’t that why he faked his death in the first place? So that his little brother would be safe? Why he gave up the heirship, his home, his Mother, Damian, and his chance to meet his Father? Going to see Father, even now, would be throwing that all away. He has to stay away.)
(Why is Damian with Father if staying with Father was unsafe?)
He just needed to tell Tucker. Danny wouldn’t keep him out of the loop, he was just as much as his friend as Sam was. His eyes draw towards the door, where the golden glow of lights was still pouring through, where music was playing loudly. "Yeah, fortunately."
They fall into a comfortable silence after that, and Danny finally cracks open his thermos. The pipe Technus impaled him with was covered in a goo that Danny didn’t recognize, but whatever it was, his injury was taking its time healing. The ectoplasm was speeding it up.
He isn’t sure what the difference between the ectoplasm that Drs. Fenton collected and Grandfather’s Lazarus pools is, but there’s a difference. He swirls the thermos slowly, watching as the ectoplasm inside twists into a small whirlpool sluggishly.
When left alone, it thickens into a consistency similar to egg whites, or perhaps a thick smoothie, but reverts back into a water-like substance when moved and swirled. It was strange; unexplainable. He can understand, to an extent, why the Drs. Fenton are so obsessed with studying it and the dimension it comes from.
Sam watches him idly as he brings the thermos to his lips and drinks from it. The effect is instantaneous, a sense of relief washing over Danny as if someone had put a soothing balm onto an injury. It buzzes down to his fingertips, and when he lowers the thermos, he licks his lips and watches the tips of his fingers burn green like frostbite.
“Your hair turned white again.” Sam comments, her hand reaching out and touching the hair on the nape of his neck. While it’s not the first time Sam’s touched his hair, it still makes him tense up with her hand so close to his throat. Instinct. dan
He ignores the urge to bat her hand away, humming thoughtfully. “I’ve noticed it does that.” He says, pulling down his bangs to see if they’ve also turned white. No, still black. He lets go. “Let me guess; my eyes are green too?” He lifts the thermos again and peers into the chrome casing.
Sam nods, “Yep, but it’s only the, uh.” She makes a circle around her eyes with her finger. “The iris part. Everything else is fine.”
Danny can see that. The faint reflection on the chrome casts back an intense green. He takes another sip. It chills the back of his teeth, and he can feel his canines warp and sharpen. He runs his tongue over them, and swallows.
Sam is still watching him, her fingers drumming against the balcony railing. “What’s it taste like?”
“Carbonated.” He says dryly, before taking a large swig. He couldn’t name a specific flavor if he tried, it changed every time he took a sip. The only thing that stayed consistent was that it tasted carbonated. And slightly sweet. When he pulls the thermos away, Danny twists his body towards her and offers it out, wiping his mouth on his sleeve. “Want to try?”
Her reaction is immediate. Sam’s nose scrunches up and her mouth twists into a smile, and she makes a huffing-laugh sound. “No, thank you.” She pushes it away lightly with her fingers, “I don’t know how to explain to my parents why my hair is white.”
Right. Danny pulls the thermos away and puts it down beside him, straining his eyes to see if the rest of his hair has changed colors. Even just his first sip would take half an hour to fade back to its normal black, and he was a halfa. He had no idea how long it’d take to fade on Sam, who was human.
There’s movement from the corner of his eye, and Danny snaps his head towards the source. There’s a figure, small, a boy, trying to hide behind one of the curtains at the door. His form just barely peeking out from the angle Danny was sitting at. He wouldn’t have seen him if the boy hadn’t moved.
His fingers curl tightly into the railing, and he breathes in sharp. Sam’s smile crumbles away and she turns to see what he’s looking at. “I should go.” He says, and reaches for his thermos. “There’s someone spying on us. Don’t say anything, just look at me.”
Sam’s expression warps, twists. Her eyes widen, her jaw starts to drop before fixing itself into place, and her shoulders curl up and tense. She forces it all to smooth over, and she leans casually against the railing. There’s a tick in her jaw. “I see.” Her voice comes through teeth. “Do you think they saw you?”
“I am not sure.” Danny says. He keeps an eye on the figure as he twists himself over and grabs the Nasty Burger bag and the container. He tries not to look like he’s rushing. He is. How long has that boy been there? How much did he see? Did he hear anything?
“Father, fortunately, has privacy films on the glass. Nobody should have seen me unless they’re specifically trying to peep through the door.” He says. The boy seems to realize that Danny was starting to leave. And, his heart beginning to sink, instead of leaving, moves to grab the door handle instead.
No. No, no, no, no, no.
Danny’s breath catches in his throat, he’s hoping that isn’t who he think it is. But how else would he have not noticed an eavesdropper on their conversation unless it was someone who was capable of bypassing those skills? He told himself that he wouldn’t fool himself into thinking that his siblings’ had poor stealth. He got distracted.
Five years, five years. He refuses to let that go down the drain. He zips up the container and throws his legs over the other side of the railing, his back facing the door. He hears the doorknob click, and without a word to Sam, slips off down the side and down to the ground below.
Just in time. The once muffled music now sounds blaring as the door presumably is thrown open and the pull of invisibility washes over him like a second skin. He doesn't stay to see who it is.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpdc#dpxdc crossover#danyal al ghul au#older brother danny#first danny pov of the au! whoo!#danny's hair turns white if he drinks ectoplasm brrrrr and his eyes turn green. good for him#this sat in my drafts for the last few days until i finally finished it during class#it was a math class and i already knew the material so tis fiiiine. now i just need to finish my CFAU post rewrite :)#ectoplasm tastes like that time i went to go get pepsi from the soda machine and it was all out of the pepsi flavoring so instead i got a#cup full of carbonated liquid. it was disgusting. ectoplasm kinda tastes like that. sometimes.#danny smiles in this more than i thought he would but yk it fits. he IS more smiley around his friends and family.#ectoplasm is a weird non-newtonion fluid and danny is fascinated. its got the consistency of egg whites one minute and then water the next#its a water slime and then suddenly its as brittle as annealed glass. it heats up and rots like milk or it heats up and boils like water#it congeals. it thickens. it boils. it solidifies. it does whatever it wants. it gels and melts into a tar-like substance#how long has damian been standing there? good question. :) i almost had him open the door and make eye contact with damian before falling#backwards. i also almost had it be *bruce* and damian opening the door bc bruce found out that damian pulled a knife on sam and was gonna#have him come apologize. that would be a fun scene. prolonged eye contact prolonged eye contact prolonged eye contact#imagery brrrr. had fun playing with how danny's ghost form works. if anyone has seen a video of steel wool burning thats how i imagine#danny's ghost transformation to be like.#also ayyy balancing danny's dialogue be like “how fancy should he sound and how Normal Teenager Should He Sound”#when sam gets home she catches tucker up to speed about everything including the convos with the waynes she had and they both form the#'“Fuck Them Waynes” squad. Sam has jumped to the entirely wrong conclusion about danny's separation from his family but in her defense.#it is a pretty sound conclusion to jump to considering the lack of context she has from danny's prior home life. which is almost none at al#so to her it looks like danny got abandoned by bruce wayne
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Will: (rambling about his time at the infirmary) Nico: (listening, but mostly staring at Will) That sounds so difficult. You should have let me come help. Here, have an appl- Will: stares at him in betrayal Will: What... Will: Y-you can't do this to me. I- the vaccines were for your own good. (slowly backing away) I didn't know you would hate me for it. Nico: What? Are you okay? What did I do- Austin: Oh my gods, Will, I'm so sorry. Will: (almost in tears)
Nico: (panicking) Will, what? What did I do? Kayla, nocking her bow: STAY AWAY FROM HIM! TAKE THAT UGLY... THAT UGLY MONSTROSITY AWAY!!! Nico: What are you ON ABOUT? Jason: Nico. The apple. Nico: WHAT ABOUT THE APPLE? Jason: Oh my gods. Ever heard of "an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" Nico: WHAT?? WHAT NONSENSE IS THAT? AND WILL IS A MEDIC, not A DOCTOR. (chucks apple anyway) THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING POLITE. GODS.
#okay i know will has given apples to nico BUT LET ME BE#yes i came up with this in math class#yes i am a loser and this is badly written#pjo hoo toa#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson#will solace#nico di angelo#solangelo#hoo#jason grace#will solace x nico di angelo
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missing these guys bad rn


i want to rewatch dp for them…

KEVIN FEIGE!!! DROP A DOMESTIC CHERIK MARRIED LIFE ON GENSOSHA MOVIE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!
#i should be paying attention to my maths class 😅👀#i have no idea what they’re talking about ngl…#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#xmen#professor x#magneto#xmcu#xmen dark phoenix#wish does not shut up
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Algebra 2 prep
#finn is studying#two posts in a day who am I?#studyblr#high school#high school students#high school studyblr#high school senior#studying#studyspo#study aesthetic#do your homework#i have homework to do#studying inspiration#study#study motivation#study inspiration#study notes#study blog#math homework#math class#math#mathblr#mathematics#flashcards#linear algebra#algebra 2#high school math#chaotic academia#academia aesthetic#f(x)
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i love how much all the nerds on here like making graphs and diagrams
#venn diagrams and x y axis things my beloved#that one person who made a graph on the exponential increase of f words in murderbot books#all incredible work#cant believe i ever thought math class wouldnt be helpful later in life.
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TECHNICALLY I'M NOT LATE BC I pulled a no brain and for some reason queued this for after pocky day but SHHH
Anyway, happy pocky day <3
This is the second time I've posted an actual kiss and the first time I had no base/ref whatsoever so um. Habsjkfnskds
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#☆ taruchi's drawings 🖌#twisted wonderland#twst#twst fanart#twst art#twst oc#twst yuu#twst yuusona#While I'm typing these. Guys mixed nuts by official hige dandism is a MASSIVE vibe I love it sm#azul ashengrotto#twst azul#twst oc x canon#oc x canon#taruchi#azulchi#I'm so serious MIXED NUTS IS SO NAOENFOKSNFIS#Anyway thank u to math class for always sponsoring my delusions 🙏#It bugs me a bit that the panels are so similar but wtv wtv at least I'm done
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Rummaging around my house and i got jumpscared
#snap chats#HAPPY PRIDE MONTH I GUESS VJLKEJVLEKAVEAJ#no this is actually so funny theres a funny backstory to this dvd#after i watched first class the first time like. almost exactly a year ago now wow just give it like two or so more months#my brother was telling me a story about how he won a copy of the movie from his comic book club-#-same club held by my old high school comic class teacher mind you lol-#and they were having a little contest where you were supposed to draw what its like going to school at the x mansion#and they were doing this while watching the movie. naturally cause my siblings and i are So Great And Epic he won#and got the dvd as a surprise. it has never been opened JVLEVJELAKVJE#the comic he drew i actually remember seeing it was pretty cool- he made like. five cubes and drew the panels on those and stacked them#i dont remember the specifics of the comic but i remember deadpool was there... my bro loved deadpool in high school#but yeah anyway my brother told me this and i was like 'well ive rummaged around this house a million times ive never seen it'#so eventually my brother just conceded maybe he misremembered and got the man of steel-#-a dvd we. ALSO have for some reason- but lo and behold..... while i was rummaging around for one of my copies of twilight princess...#LIKE I HAD LOOKED IN THAT CABINET SO MANY TIMES ig cause i didnt care about xmen until last year i just ignored it#god when was my brother in high school. and i do math. this mustve been at least.... 14? years ago?? Long While Ago. insane...#life's so funny. anyway now this dvd goes on the comics shelf never to be opened#kinda funny my brother and i both won live-action dvds from contests: i won dragon ball evolution from getting 3rd in a fighterz tourney#not. the best prize vJELRKVJEAKJ but hey its really funny to look at on my shelf so. i still win.#anyways thats enough reminiscing i just thought it was funny that after all this time ive had this thing in my house JVLKEJEKLAJ#coulda watched it anytime and the trajectory of my life coulda shifted way sooner JEGLKEKJ imagine... wild..#i havent even watched first class since i think september/october.. could be funny to rewatch...#maybe if i can haggle an irl friend to watch it with me sure <- neither of them will watch it with me#ok ima go finish up some comics i started finishing up yesterday ill see yall in a few hours byyyyeee !!!!
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Pisscourse drabble inspired by this

Not beta or proofread, btw. it's a shitpost EDIT: AO3 LINK
Arthur was simply trying to take his natural human function and pee. He was staring off into space, letting the fluid flow out of him and into the bowl when he felt something touching his leg. Instinctively, he jolts, moving his body away.
He stops peeing and looks down. He spots a hand, a fair skinned scard hand reaching out to him. It was John, what in the hell does he want. Arthur bats the hand away and asks.
"What, John?"
"...Can you hold my hand." It sounded like more of a demand than a question.
Arthur blinks, looking at the stall wall that separates him and John.
"Are you serious?"
"Yes."
"Why."
"It's...scary and feels werid, I don't know how you humans dealt with having this fluid come out of you every day." John says and flexes his hand in a grabbing motion, like a baby wanting to get picked up.
John was like a needy cat, but he never liked doing things alone, including when it came to using the bathroom.
Arthur sighs and places his hand in John's, holding it snug.
"Better?"
"Much."
John says before Arthur hears a concerningly loud stream of piss hit the bowl.
He furrows his brows, "Just how long have you been holding that?"
John's pointer finger twitches, curling itself inward and scratches at the others palm.
"Since I got this body -" a lie.
John sheepishly admits, and Arthur aggressively squeezes his hand.
"What?! How the hell did you not piss on yourself—christ John it's been over a week."
John lets out a full-body shudder and tucks his feet under the toilet seat. His boots dig into the dirty tile floor.
"Okay - not really. The first time was a few days ago when it hurt too much to hold. I washed the clothes and succeeded." John spits out. It was more of a half truth when Oscar found him using fabric softener instead of actual detergent. Oscar actually helped clean and showed him how to wash the clothes properly.
John made(threatened)Oscar swear that he'd never speak a word of this.
"Am I going to have to fucking potty train you? Bloody hell John."
John lets out a werid, sad sound. Something between a dog like whimper and a sigh.
Arthur squeezes his hand once more, gently this time. "Well, it was probably bound to happen eventually. Just do your business and make sure you wipe yourself after." Just like his touch, the tone of Arthur's voice was soft. It reminded John of how he'd talk about Faroe.
John hums and stays silent, the sound of his piss hitting the water echo throughout the bathroom.
Arthur inturn also continues. Thankfully, there's not much left, so he finishes up quickly.
Awkwardly reaching across the stall with his opposite hand, he grabs a thing of toilet paper and rips a small peice off. He dabs the head of his dick with the paper before throwing it into the bowl and flushing.
He hears Johns flow turn into a tirckle before it stops completely. He stays on the toilet seat as he's still holding onto John's hand.
"You done?"
John nods, for a second forgetting thst Arthur can, in fact, not see him before he speaks up.
"I think so? I still feel weird, though..." He trails off. There's something pressing up against his asshole.
Arthur quirks a brow, "Werid how?"
"It feels like something is trying to escape me. There's pressure at my asshole."
Arthur stutters for a second, unable to form sentences in response. There is no way in fucking hell is he going to hold an eldritch entities hand as he shits.
"You're...going number two, taking shit."
"Oh.. Oh. Like that disgusting thing you did?"
"Yup. Now, I unfortunately am not generous enough to sit through this one with you. Just keep pushing until everything is out, John."
Arthur prys his hand away from John's, pulling his boxers and trousers up. Arthur buttons his trousers and fastens his belt.
"But Orthur... I can't do this alone." John whines, attempting to grab Arthur's trouser leg.
"You can, and you will. I'll be outside when you're done, John." Arthur moves away before John could grab him, opening the stall door he makes his way to the sink. He secretly prays that there's no one else coming in.
"Orthur! That's not fair. I need emotional support."
John kicks his feet out and leans back uncomfortably. The pressure is growing stronger.
Arthur begins to wash his hands, ignoring John's pleas and hums a tune.
"How about I send Noel in, hm? I'm sure he'd be more than willing." Arthur offers, John and Noel are close just like them, so it shouldn't be a problem. Hopefully.
John stops his movements, sharp canines bitting at his lips.
"Okay. That's fine. Please tell him to hurry."
Arthur huffs out a muffled laugh and steps out of the bathroom.
thank you to my platonic soulmates @arthur-lesters-tits & @arthur-lesters-slutty-waist for fuelling this. I appreciate you both greatly
#pisscourse#i wrote this during my math class#this is open ended bc#i might write a#shitcourse#fic#🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️#is this my legacy#im proud of myself#uvula writing#uvula yaps#it wasn't supposed to get to this point#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#uvula posting#limb posting#john doe#arthur lesters body parts#malevolent john doe#john doe malevolent#john doe x arthur lester#privateeyes#private eyes#noel finley#charlie dowd#forgive & forget#forgive and forget#shitposting#uvula shitpost
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"You have the shape the spell in this precise pattern, and hold it steady. If you just try to force your way through it, you'll shatter it and waste aether. Arcanima is all about logic and efficiency, rather than raw destructive power!"
"I'm trying, it's just so different from thaumaturgy... I can't believe so many people say that this is easier than black magic!"
#ffxiv#gpose#wol x tataru#johnny landslide#tataru#i just unlocked arcanist to finish out my casters and realized that johnny had an excellent tutor available to him!#i also think it's funny how in lore black mage is the 'raw destructive power' class and arcanist is the caster that uses math and precision#but their gameplay is the exact opposite
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spencer!dad with a teen daughter, theyre having an argument (bad grades, behaviour, sassy etc) but in the end she feels bad for her actions and apologises. fluffy/happy ending please <3
the only way to comfort your daughter most of the time was to remind her that spencer was a statistical anomaly.
there was such a small chance of him having such a big, beautiful brain, and it was completely unfair of her to hold herself to the same standards he held himself to. but, she did it anyways. and this caused a lot of tension in the house. especially since she started high school.
claire, your oldest child and only daughter, has been gifted. she was years ahead of her classmates, already taking calculus 1 instead of the algebra her friends were in. but being in these classes came with a lot of work on her part. and you did not mind helping her, but keeping up with the way schools change how they taught or trying to do the hard math she was doing wasn’t going too well.
so, spencer stepped in.
“you’re looking for the derivative here,” spencer spoke, frustrating clear in his voice. “that’s what i just said!” claire exasperated, throwing her arms up and tossing her pencil down the table. “you’re not listening to me!” you could hear the frustration and the hurt in her voice. you wished you could step in, but you knew you’d be no help.
“if you knew that, you shouldn’t have asked for help.” spencer rolled his eyes, growing equally as frustrated. “stop being rude, claire. i’m just trying to help you.” communication had never been spencer’s strong suit.
from your place in the kitchen, you could see the way spencer’s face was getting redder and redder, not liking the way his daughter was talking to him. “hey guys,” you called, quickly hustling around the kitchen to throw together a snack plate, “why don’t we take a break? i have a pre-dinner plate for you guys!” you did your best to cover up the real reason why you were interrupting them. hearing them go back and fourth broke your heart, you knew they didn’t want to argue with each other and it really did upset both of them.
“i gotta get done, mom.” claire deadpanned, once again rolling her eyes. “be kind to your mother.” spencer demanded. “dad!” she shouts, needing spencer to just be quiet.
“claire, go to the living room.” you pushed, shooing her away. they needed space from each other. they were too alike for their own good.
“you didn’t have to do that,” spencer sighs, accepting defeat. “yes, i did, spence. you gotta be nicer when she asks for help.” spencer nods, not really caring for your opinion.
claire had disappeared to her room, working on assignments for other classes. she doesn’t come out until you call everyone down for dinner. she asks her little brother, benny, to switch seats so she could sit next to spencer.
as you’re in the kitchen scooping everyone’s plate, you hear claire talking to her. “dad, i finished the homework.” she says, not elaborating. “yeah, how’d it go?” he smiles at her. the anger he was feeling washed away just as quickly as it came. “yeah, i had mixed up the different variables a few steps up. i had to resolve it like six times.” she explains. “great job, claire bear.” claire smiles.
claire was like her father, never one to apologize despite knowing she was wrong. neither of them would say the words “i’m sorry”, but the way they shared a bowl of chocolate ice cream for dessert was more meaningful anyways.
#i’ve never taken a calc class#hope this makes sense to the math nerds#spencer imagine#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid drabble#spencer reid imagine#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer reid angst#dr spencer reid#spencer reid blurb#spencer reid#criminal minds x y/n#criminal minds x you#criminal minds blurb#criminal minds x reader#criminal minds fluff#criminal minds drabble#criminal minds imagine#criminal minds
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wait actually . sae and makima are kinda similar that way ………. in the sense that they both want to fiddle with your settings and uncover you in your entirety
#mickeys post made me remember the . csm gf uquiz i made PDJDKDNDL#AND HOW IN THE RESULT I WAS LIKE …. u are an equation ….. she wants to solve you …………#she takes measures to be like x makes them smile and y makes them cry . babygirl this is not math class#ari noises ✩
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lives were changed
#im lives#me in the middle of math class explaining to my friend why this image is a huge deal to my friend whos still confused about the plot:#its like therapy but better#young royals#yr#wilmon#wilhelm x simon#prince wilhelm#simon eriksson#young royals season 3
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Lace's master plan
#WINGWOMAN LACE MY BELOVED#please excuse my ass handwriting I drew this in math class#hollow knight#quirrelnet#quirrnet#quirrel x hornet
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