#clown is ​rambling

[blackplaaague]

The genders? Yeah, I know those. I'm aware of them. There's:

Monster high doll

Mad scientist

Clown, or jester or mime of some sort

creature made of mist that sits and listens

the loch ness monster

supervillain

superhero

librarian with a mysterious white streak in their hair

box of deer teeth

robot from outer space

[pistachiopie]

TRAGIC: the cutest little clown candles in the world are not up for sale anymore :(

link 💔

[lazylittledragon]

me waiting for patch 6 to drop before i go to bed

[bluerosefox]

Foreboding Words of Warnings

..... I had another idea that I wanna share. Going to be quick cause I got stuff to do today.

"This, Batman. Is a list of names and ages of people who once were upon the living, who died by the hands of Joker.... they are also the ones that are demanding his death and soul ripped into nothingness so they won't suffer his ghost should he become one...." the young looking King said, his voice hard like unmoving stone, his finger tapping against the open long glowing scroll sitting on top of the table "The very dead are demanding their justice Batman. My people, my subjects, my kind want to finally end that psychopath since they now have a King that is willing to listen to them."

Batman opened his mouth, trying to come up with words to counter argue that killing was wrong, he did his best to ignore the names, the ages (a cluster of children ages ranging from babies to seventeen year olds were together on the list) but was cut off by King Phantom.

"I'm not asking permission Batman, this is merely a formality and a warning for what's to come. Everyone and everything ends and enters my domain eventually, and from there their souls are judged. So before you say I have no right to be doing this, understand that EVERYONE will be mine eventually whether they like it or not.... Although never once has so many ghosts demanded judging on a living soul all at once. I can not ignore this, even my own council agreed to the demands once I brought this matter to them." Phantom said, his glowing green eyes staring him down and everyone in the room shivered (both internally and a tiny bit outwardly) as if they had been dunked in cold ice water. The light from his flaming crown seemed to be messing with the shadows around it in the cave sending a sense of foreboding at them. "You have twenty-four hours to bring Joker to me before I send my knights to find him and drag him into my Realm. I would rather not cause mass panic among the living should they see them however hence why I came here to speak in private with you about this matter before we do."

The room was silent after that, everyone trying to wrap their heads around what was going to happen, permission or not. And trying not to freak out over the existence of ghosts being a thing... and that they had a King in the afterlife.

"Question King Kid. Do you need to be fully dead to sign that thing or can someone whose been dead and got better add their name to it?" Jason finally asked from his spot, fully ready to sign his own name on the damn thing if it meant finally getting rid of the Joker for good in this life. And for the afterlife as well. He refused to let Joker's victims and himself should he join them in the ghostly afterlife suffer seeing that crazed clown again.

[saltpepperbeard]

i have been ✨Restored✨

[hoodiemanic]

Tumblr why

[effen-draws]

“Oh tragic clown, so much sadness now. You built your mountain and now it blocks the sun.”

Alts and lines under cut:

[travalerray]

Li Lianhua's will: I bequeath my dog, my swordplay and my homoerotic rivalry to Fang Duobing

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

THE WAY YOU DRAW BARNABY AS BOTH DOG AND HUMAN FORM IS SO ABJZJSKWJWKSKZKZ 😭😭😭😭💓💓💓💓💓 STILL WAITING FOR HUMAN HOWDY DESIGN :')

oh hey i actually have a lil headshot doodle of him:

[kaelleid]

I need an AU where Izzy comes to accept Stede as captain and just like fully embraces his buffoonery with the same yelling and angry chihuaha energy that he does everything else.

Like Stede is chiding someone for not sharing during arts & crafts time and Izzy is holding them at swordpoint like “You heard the Captain! Share your sequins, dog!”

Stede forces everyone on another beach vacation and Izzy has a coconut drink in hand and inexplicably has a hawaiian shirt that’s somehow made of leather and he’s yelling at the crew that they’re not leisuring hard enough

[cadaverkeys]

Girl im working on 4 class. shes called Birthday and her Unicorn is called Golden Years k thnx bye

[babygirlbuckaroo]

obsessed with how INSANE we are as a collective like we get two STILLS from an episode with absolutely zero context in which they are sat a good six feet from each other looking VAGUELY distraught and my entire dash is full of people waxing poetry about how it's clear how much they rely on each other and how the trust they have is comparable only to that of ancient greek soldiers. and they’re all correct!

[nem0-nee]

Introducing Jurgen's Lightener! The Official sponsor of the Circus of The Other! Approved by The Stranger due to its amazing moisturizing properties that make any kind of skin feel brand new!!

Ofc it's made with real Leitners and maybe Leitner himself /j

Bonus:

[snepdragon]

hehoo

[sircavities]

I fear that we as a fandom have collectively become too used to the queer not being bait anymore.

we've been properly fed for once, and marvel has taken it upon them to remind us what it feels like to starve.

[charliethechandelure]

Thinking about how Buggy stabbing Luffy's hat at the beginning of the manga is not only a big fuck you to Shanks but also one to Roger. Damaging it was a beautiful way to show his resentment towards both the brother and father that failed him but also to the kid who got to live his dream. Buggy seing Luffy being able to chase his dream without unealthy expectations placed on his shoulders probably slapped him hard in the face .

Luffy really is a reflection of what he could've been had life happened differently and that probably stings a lot