#comedic fr

[worstloki]

Jujutsu Kaisen asks many important questions such as: mentally healthy daughters that are happy but racist OR son that isn’t racist but is so mentally unwell he rarely smiles and has no will to live

[elany]

Yk what I want? I want a very early stages post canon labrumisu, but from Chilchuck's POV.

Imagine mister 'interparty romance is the devil' visiting court just to see these three circling each other like a pack of uniquely unhinged cats. And of course he sees it immediately, he's nothing if not perceptive and he's seen this happen so, so many times before. Kabru is hardly subtle in his fascination with Laios, who trusts him in turn more than nearly anybody else. He can see how close Mithrun and Kabru still are, even when there's little reason for the former captain to even stay in Melini. He can see where this is going. And he can see the disaster it's gonna end up in.

So he's just staring at them in horror, trying to figure out what in the world the dynamic here even is and glaring daggers at Kabru all the while for seemingly being the linchpin of this entire bullshit situation. King, his adviser and a fucking foreign noble?? Who thought THAT was a good idea! Is nobody else seeing this?? (no lol) Why is nobody objecting to this politically unsound love triangle that could literally ruin the kingdom they've only just established??

The anger! The distress! The despair when he first sees Laios getting all giddy when Mithrun so much as talks to him. Because hell, now he can't even blame the entire situation on one pretty boy insisting on having fingers in every possible pie, on political and personal level both!

And then they just. Quietly get together. All three of them. And Chil's just watching from the sidelines in complete bafflement because he's invented infinite worst case scenarios for how this will implode in all of their faces and destroy their friend group and topple the entire country and--

Instead they do. This. He'd be relieved if he wasn't so goddamn mad that he's spent months worrying about this shit just for them to resolve it in the least dramatic way possible.

Fuck this, he's taking a holiday.

[batfamhyperfixation]

Tim: yeah I’m bi

Kon, who has a major crush on Tim and trying to get with him: Oh, I’m bi myself

Oblivious Tim: it’s okay Kon, you don’t need a relationship to be happy

Tim, walking away: Hey Bernard, haven’t seen you in years, how you been, let’s hang out

[gimmethemprimals]

🌊 wavecrest-confessions  Follow

whenever I see someone making fun of the tidelords disappearance I get SO angry. Its just so insensitive to water dragons, and it ALWAYS comes from a wind, earth, or ice dragon. Like I don’t think you have any ground to stand on guys, your deities are still more neglectful than the tidelord and he’s not even here

❄️ ice-ice-baby  Follow

Dude your god has been gone for so long his long lost children came back before him

🪨 freshpebble-deactivated

Aren’t you the one who carved your fanart of femboy Icewarden into the side of the pillar.

❄️ ice-ice-baby  Follow

???? You’re literally a shade apologist

💫 see-the-stars  Follow

HOW ARE THERE SHADE APOLOGISTS ON DRUMBLR IN THIS DAY AND AGE I THOUGHT THEY WERE ONLY ON DRITTER

🍃 riding-high  Follow

are we gonna just brush over the femboy icewarden thing

🦅 talonafan2477  Follow

@ see-the-stars the Arcanist is the ORIGINAL shade apologist what are you talking about

🦅 talonafan2477  Follow

btw “ice ice baby” is apart of from clan froststep that has a history of supporting the gaolers during the freezeflash war and thus the destruction of the banescales

🌑 walkingshadows Follow

Yeah but what about the femboy icewarden thing

🔥 its-gettin-hot  Follow

you can excuse genocide but draw the line at femboy icewarden?

🌑 walkingshadows Follow

im not drawing the line i just wanna see it myself

🌺 bug-claws Follow

thats fair

[kirbsto]

Obligatory thruple post

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

there are so many notes on that incorrect quote dick & wally post. im dying. this is impressive. I don’t know whether to respect or fear u. cheers mate we hit 11k I need to go sob

I have no idea what you are talking about but thank you

[richtkin]

jack crawford was keeping the comedic relief character seat warm for s3 hannibal

[faeriecap]

idc i don’t WANT old man steve to come back in cap 4 and pat sam on the back like his grizzled mentor or something i wanted THIS:

[mazzystar24]

I love the way after the shooting Taylor kissed Buck then across town in the hospital wing Eddie sensed it and woke up in a cold sweat

[beanghostprincess]

i’m now more into trans fem!sanji after seeing him in nami’s body 👀 HE LOOKED SO COMFORTABLE AND HAPPY IN THAT BODY AAAAAHHHHHHHH

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!!!!

The thing about Sanji in Punk Hazard that most people ignore because, well, he's been too much of a perv after the time skip (luckily, it stops there) is that he just... Looks so comfortable in Nami's body. And, okay, I know that canonically it's played for laughs because "haha man experiences boobs for the first time haha" but!! It's exactly that!!! The way Sanji reacts to being in Nami's body, so comfortably and as if he never wanted to change back, is very sus... We get it, you like women's bodies... To fuck, right? Only sexually, right? Not to literally have it. Like I pretty much doubt an average cis man would want to stay in that body forever, but Sanji wanted to.

I spent all of Punk Hazard staring at my screen like: Damn, Sanji, please, the egg. Like-- Couldn't it be more obvious.

[tcmecho]

Hello moots and followers. Yes I am reblogging slimecicle posts for the first time ever instead of life smp and hermitcraft things

The dash has given me slimecicle so I will reblog slimecicle. This is just the way of things I hope you know that

Enjoy :]

[emotinalsupportturtle]

you've heard of the Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn as Benedick and Beatrice hc (or you should have)

Now, let me present to you David Tennant and Catherine Tate in the Philadelphia Story

[lilaclapis]

Funniest thing abt Jasper and Lapis potentially dating post-canon is that it would put Peridot in the awkward situation of "hang on Lapis, I only hated Jasper because you hated her, now you're dating her?? What am I supposed to do now???"

[skrunksthatwunk]

local sewer-roving bloodhound gets sweet talked into stepfathering a debutante mob boss well into his 30s, forced to co-parent with sworn bff for several years. more at 11

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

nicotine addict vs. alcohol addict

[leafsfromthevine]

they're so spiffy