#contributions <3

[triona-tribblescore]

okay so they may have a minor chokehold on me at the minute-

[draculagerard]

Queerbaiting was an era and it lasted 12 years. it was born with destiel and died with destiel. anything after it was just a cheap mimicry that was booed off of the stage

[squidwithelbows]

we're so back, aftg nation, let's gooo

[kiruvry]

tesco ate this post n e way srry bg3 fans i have been into this game for like weeks now but i Cannot produce anything that isn't a shitpost </3

edit omg sorry forgot to contextualise gale w the odd eyes is bc i was doodling stuff from my astarion origin run LMFAOOO thanks volo

[galedekarios]

#when the found family starts found family-ing

[crescentfool]

reunion 🌸

[fkitwebhaal]

My friends and I have had a very fun conversation which revolves around one question: if you are Ulder Ravenguard, which of the origin companions is the worst option for your son to bring home as his intended.

These were our conclusions:

Gale: one of the best choices as far as Ulder is concerned. College educated, well respected (well despite the orb thing), relatively well natured. Yes, he tends to talk about a subject to death and yes, he can be bitchy but if you gotta pick someone who can make it through a high class dinner without causing an incident from the party at whole, he’s one of the best options. Also he can cook.

Karlach: what Karlach lacks in high society experience she makes up for in sheer warm personality. The fact she fought in the blood war isn’t great, but it was against her will and she’s got a home town hero vibe to her. Yes, if Wyll dates her they will be trekking around Avernus BUT that means Ulder has a ready excuse why they can’t be at political functions: they’re doing hero shit. A solid and respectable choice.

Shadowheart: depending on where she ends up this varies widely, but she was at least part of a cult with an evil goddess, so not great for optics. She also doesn’t take bullshit and will talk shit about you to your face, which isn’t a great combo. However, she does like scheming and that is a point in her favor. Middle of the pack.

Astarion: there are multiple fantastic fics on why Astarion is Ravenguard’s nightmare of a son in law and they are all correct. However, Astarion is charming and assuming no one finds out about the vampire thing, and he’s not ascended, he can make it through a political gathering and not only charm everyone in the room but also get a handful of blackmail. He will absolutely cause problems for Ulder on purpose at the highest rate of any of these options which is why he is so low, but at least it’s on purpose. It could be worse but my God, Ulder is ordering extra ale for his nerves.

Lae’zel: funniest and worst possible option. Zero understanding of politics and zero desire to learn said politics that treated her fiancée like shit. Might take his son to fight a lich in another plane. Would deck a man for talking shit. Causes problems both on purpose but also completely on accident. 10/10 Ulder’s nightmare.

Bonus:

Durge: it in fact, could be much worse

[tav-marcio-leles]

Ohhh, I'm rereading Mystra's entry in the Sword Coast Adventurer's Guide... and this detail:

This means Gale was punished for trying to restore and preserve what he thought was a lost piece of Mystra's magic. Gale being Mystra's ex-lover put aside. He as her follower, she his goddess, was punished for attempting to do the one foundational rule of her faith.

I'm seething and so sad at the same time.

Edit: I used the word punish loosely, as in, toxic/abusive people will take any small mistake or action and twist it into something they can take advantage of. This post was also largely from the stand point of a toxic deity rather than a toxic partner, but both takes are valid here. Especially with the, “you didn’t stay compliant so now I’m giving you the silent treatment” part of it—from a god and a partner perspective.

[artistmarchalius]

Broppy Capture AU, where Branch didn’t confess after World Tour, but a love confession when all hope seems lost is just what they need to free themselves from Velvet and Veneer.

A version without text can be found under the cut.

[elementalladymallorie]

"To the reunion of old friends." "To not being alright!" "Hey hey. And to Letters." "To Letters." "And Cyrus." "To the friends we will meet again."

-The Bells Hells toast.

[for-tymora]

I was voluntold for torture.

[negativezerohues]

I have this disease where I can only draw silly guys

[mxrisacoulter]

Barbie (2023) // Supernatural (2005-2020) 8x05 - "Blood Brother"

[thatmooncake]

Happy birthday to them! 🎂

[izel-scribbles]

rattles them around in a jar

when am i not thinking about s3

human john (i showed this to my gay ass friend and this dude said "i want him." i couldn't even disagree but he went on to say the most vile nasty depraved shit ever!! i was staring at him like

and slowly closed my sketchbook and put it away)

anyways. they

[herrshepard]

Gale looking at a cool rock.jpg