Hot takes
I don’t trust atoms,
They make up everything
Can’t trust ladders,
They’re always up to something
Propeller hats?
They always turn on you
And soap?
It’s always catching you with your hands dirty
Also clothes?
They are always covering up stuff
Can’t have a civil argument with an elevator
Always trying to take things to the next level.
I try not to hang around flies too much either
They are always getting into shit
And I won’t make the mistake of befriending a magnet ever again
They are just too bipolar
And I just don’t really like dominoes too much either
Total pushovers
I like my current teeth alright
Though I had a bit of a falling out with my old ones
And though I don’t have much experience with them
I’ve heard bras tend to stab you in the back
Plus, storybooks?
They always have some sort of plot
Also introductions?
They are always trying to start something
And windows don’t fool me!
I can see right through them
Stairs?
They’ll always let you down
I don’t feel safe around roads
Specially considering how many I’ve crossed in the past
Blindfolds don’t make good friends either, I’d know
They always keep you in the dark
I used to use sweaters
But then I started to catch heat because of them.
And air conditioning units?
Just being in a room with them brings a chill down my spine
Also it’s hard to have a friendship with a locked door
It never seems to open up to you
And whilst I understand it’s purpose
Gravity just always brings me down
And finally here is my honest opinion on remote controls,
They can get lost!
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“And I'm well aware I write too many songs about you
And the coffee's out
At the Beachwood Cafe
And it kills me 'cause I know we've run out of things we can say”
( these are my photos from the beachwood cafe🤍)
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