#crotch watching

[wrestlingarsenal]

Nice slow squash match here! An aggressive, seemingly angry Bret Hart delivers a stiff beating on a flamboyant jobber in brightly colored trunks: Chance Meyers. This humiliating jobber beating from 1985 was recently posted on YouTube.

Maybe this unfortunate wimp somehow pissed off the "Hitman" backstage. Or maybe Bret felt that those skimpy, rose-colored briefs disrespect the sport of rasslin, so he wants to punish this sissy-boy for wearing them. For whatever reason, Bret wants to harm this less skilled, less aggressive opponent (and for whatever reason, I'm turned on by it.). He uses his legendary Excellence of Execution to waste this weakling!

What caught my eye were the frequent crotch-shots, with a stunned Meyers opening his thighs wide and presenting his taint and bulge for our viewing pleasure. Is he deliberately degrading himself, knowing that many fans will eat that up?

Emasculation and humiliation seem to be the themes of the match: the panty-wearing wimp's helplessness and lack of agency contrasted with the supremacy of the masculine male in black. Power imbalances between two men can feel wonderfully homo-erotic.

We are invited to sit back and enjoy this Alpha Male inflicting whatever abuse he wishes on the nearly-naked bleach blond. Bret controls his prey and toys with the man, gradually wearing away any resistance to his authority.

In the end, a climactic Flying Fist Drop off the top rope leaves Meyers once again wide open to the camera as the ref counts him out. The defeated male is limp and deflated, as if he's in a post-coital stupor.

[rebka18]

If you're up for it, what about Serizawa with a poster or wallet picture of Senshi from Dungeon Meshi? I saw a headcanon about him getting inspired to eat better and learn to cook because of Senshi and love it! Plus, I've seen some of the Dunmeshi fanart you post between other projects and love your takes on those dorks!

Why add your id in that space in your wallet when you can add a senshi pic XD,i love this headcanon so much i so think seri would be into dungeon meshi and automaticly fell in obssesion with senshi hehe,btw i got a little overboard hope you like the little comic hehe:

[sharkgirldick]

Incredibly fucking pissed that have to get up for work instead of getting to finish my sex dream about a trans guy fucking my face. Sigh.

[eggwishing]

Butts

[jellymish-art]

How do I even armour, part 1:

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5

I was thrilled to see that an overwhelming majority voted for WIPs on my last poll, so here we go! Sam Vimes armour design!!

I've been drawing this guy for over 10 years and I never sat down and tried to actually understand how armour works. So this project is an attempt at figuring it all out! Hence why I fully draw each layer of clothing before moving on to the next.

This one is the cold weather variant of the uniform and later I'm going to make a warm weather variant too. And both of them are going to be a kind of mix-and-match of ancient Roman and medieval European styles, with a good helping of "who cares, it looks cool".

What we have here so far are:

A gambeson (left) with detachable sleeves. It acts as a protective layer to prevent chafing from the armour. Sturdy, padded, think similar to a quilted jacket.

Leather breeches, which end just below the knee

Some sturdy, well-made boots (to Vimes's dismay)

Chainmail (right). It's a single piece that you put on over your head, relatively short for freedom of movement.

Leather gloves (cause they look really cool) for those frigid nights!

Stay tuned for more! Helmet and breastplate next! :3

Pose reference by: The Pose Archives on DeviantArt

[stopthatfool]

my son who i hate

[doopn00p]

Makoto sucks at aiming

[skitskatdacat63]

I've been stalking Javier Bardem's filmography, and I'm just dying at the fact that his typecast in the 90s seemed to be hunky male whore, I mean, well deserved but 😭

[beepbeepsan]

Did anyone else catch how they maintained Senshi's role as panty shot extraordinaire even with him wearing pants

[daguerreotyping]

Tintype of a pair of cowboys whose contrasting looks complement each other delightfully, c. 1880s

[brothersonahotelbed]

comforting to know that while i was sleeping my brain was thinking about hedwig and the angry inch because i woke up this morning and the first thought in my head was "my sex change operation got botched"

[bang-bang-gang]

does thekla have a fucking window in her gear at her fucking mons pubis or

[bookofmirth]

Lele, I have a rambling though

We always have discussions about possibilities for SJM future books (especially acotar 5) and I always read interpretations that are done so very tastefully and with a lot of knowledge on text interpretation, book context and narratives

but the thing is… ppl always treat SJM as this super hiper mastermind and after HOFAS and how messy and not good it was (honestly it was terrible) … I’m a little afraid about acotar 5 and sjm choosing to go with the easiest way (which, for me, would be choosing Elriel - since with Gwyn she would have to treat her trauma her carefully and be more cautions on her narrative) and I don’t know if I see her doing it 😓

(Also… I would like to say as my last though of someone who is following her since 2018 - that SJM loves to write about powerful woman and the friendships between them and their bonds but to let the fandom be where it is today… young impressionable girls treating each other with such hostility and disrespect… I know she probably can’t say anything bc of contracts but man is a hard pillow to swallow that she “let” the fandom be where it is today… which is a horrible place.)

Anon, have some rambling thoughts of mine!!! hehehe

A big difference between acotar and hofas is how thoughtfully she generally treats the acotar characters. I've been thinking a lot about this the past few days and the main thing I dislike about hofas is how the plot and world building absolutely take over everything to the detriment of the characters. I cannot understate how much I dislike Bryce, and I've always pinpointed her lack of consistent values as the core reason why. hofas really, really emphasized that writing flaw. Not character flaw, but writing flaw.

People acting like sjm is some mastermind drives me crazy when we can see all the plot holes and inconsistencies and retcons. One of these days, someone should make a list of them. Anyway, she mentioned rereading the acotar series sometime last year, and I would bet you good money that she did so in order to see what she can use. She has said explicitly that she isn't great at world building and she has also said that she didn't plan the crossover until she was writing hosab. That means any connection we see between hofas and, for instance, acomaf, is a result of her going backwards to see what she can use. Not the other way around. She "planned" in the sense that she wrote really vague stuff in the first place so that she could use it how she wanted to later on. That has become really apparent to me with the crossover.

Like... for example, Mor's power is "truth". Vague as fuck, right? I would bet good money (again haha like I'm rich) that sjm didn't even know what that meant in acomaf other than "I need a reason for the mortal queens to trust Mor". And then she'll figure out the mechanics and technicalities later and the fandom will call her brilliant for it. *facepalm*

I don't see e*riel being easy at all. But that's all I will say about that hehe.

Gwyn's story aligns perfectly with what sjm has already been doing in acotar, with Rhys and Lucien, and to an extent Nesta. I don't have any concerns there because I think her strength is in her characterization. (CC is just... another beast.) There was an interview she did a while back where she talked about the movie Promising Young Woman and it really emphasized to me that sjm's particular brand of feminism revolves around gender and sex. This isn't a critique, just a statement of what I've observed. My point is that she is very aware of rape culture and has strong feelings about it and gives characters the space to heal on page, and so that's not really a concern of mine, especially in acotar.

To your final point, I got SO frustrated the other day in the group chat, @sabrinasam said it was the most frustrated she's ever seen me haha. I'm so tired of sjm and the publisher being coy about this!!!! But mostly, I am so, so sick of people in this fandom treating each other like shit just because they don't agree on ships. Like it's one thing to have notps and brotps and to be annoyed by or even hate certain characters. It's a completely different thing when people feel totally comfortable going out in public and treating other actual, real, human people like absolute garbage because of those feelings.

Azriel is never gonna lick your fucking home entertainment center!!! Get the fuck over it!!!!!!!!!

I don't think that sjm is at fault for this because I think that people are responsible for their own actions. I also fully believe that the people taking screenshots and mocking them publicly (of people who probably have them blocked anyway, fucking stalkers) or just outright attacking people on different platforms would be doing that exact same thing whether it was about sjm or not. Like you could just stick them in another fandom, and these people would act the same deplorable way.

Anyway. I'm fucking tired. I'm still excited for acotar5 and will continue that series and when I was doing a lil voice chat with my friends for hours last weekend it revived my enjoyment of acotar and ToG. The fandom just makes it a lot of work, trying to have fun.

[loumandiel]

this sheet was working harder than anyone else in the show

[no-light-left-on]

really hope that the women's underclothes in dishonored universe is historically appropriate for toxic yuri purposes

[unhinged-nymph]

It’s all adding up