#best there was

[wrestlingarsenal]

Nice slow squash match here! An aggressive, seemingly angry Bret Hart delivers a stiff beating on a flamboyant jobber in brightly colored trunks: Chance Meyers. This humiliating jobber beating from 1985 was recently posted on YouTube.

Maybe this unfortunate wimp somehow pissed off the "Hitman" backstage. Or maybe Bret felt that those skimpy, rose-colored briefs disrespect the sport of rasslin, so he wants to punish this sissy-boy for wearing them. For whatever reason, Bret wants to harm this less skilled, less aggressive opponent (and for whatever reason, I'm turned on by it.). He uses his legendary Excellence of Execution to waste this weakling!

What caught my eye were the frequent crotch-shots, with a stunned Meyers opening his thighs wide and presenting his taint and bulge for our viewing pleasure. Is he deliberately degrading himself, knowing that many fans will eat that up?

Emasculation and humiliation seem to be the themes of the match: the panty-wearing wimp's helplessness and lack of agency contrasted with the supremacy of the masculine male in black. Power imbalances between two men can feel wonderfully homo-erotic.

We are invited to sit back and enjoy this Alpha Male inflicting whatever abuse he wishes on the nearly-naked bleach blond. Bret controls his prey and toys with the man, gradually wearing away any resistance to his authority.

In the end, a climactic Flying Fist Drop off the top rope leaves Meyers once again wide open to the camera as the ref counts him out. The defeated male is limp and deflated, as if he's in a post-coital stupor.

[jellyjamheadobb]

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

[memes-hoarder]

[morxwar]

[funnyshorts]

[podcastwizard]

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

[gracepostsmemes]

Baby’s gonna be AFAB (Assigned Finland at Birth)

[bakedbeanchan]

random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

[jellyjamheadobb]

[latehere]

they only thing my mind could conjure up after the episode

[wizard-laundry]

heeppy hoolida

[the-real-google]

To celebrate pride month I've decided to make a part 2 of the killing transphobes post since it was given a community warning. (🚗🔨⚒️💥)

LIMITED TIME OFFER:

For every note this gets I will kill one (1) acephobe AND one (1) arophobe with my bare hands.

[problemnyatic]

can we talk about how being so pants-shittingly terrified of Doing A Racism you freeze up or Get Weird around anyone a shade darker than the sugar in your cupboard or with an accent is effectively the same as being scared of brown people and doesn't make you much better than Sandra Lilly Smith from the suburbs who clings her purse when a black guy gets on the elevator with her

[akajustmerry]

Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"