#cw roach

[helluva-hotel-ask-blog]

So there is this roach thr size of a house cat in my room can someone deal with it humanly?

Vidette - Hi, hello- room service! You said you had a-

Vidette - Ah... I see the problem...

let me just- *shoos them out of your room, their accompanying music fading into the distance*

To compensate for the loss of company in your room, here's Hortense, the giant (land) isopod!

[ijustwantagoodurl]

HORRIBLE HORRIFIC STORYTIME

I am fighting for my life here. I just discovered my house is like HORRIFICALLY unsealed. Holes in the walls for plumbing and electricity to come through. Except the holes are notably bigger than every appliance and so theres always BUGS coming through my fucking house.

Cw cockroaches, roaches, violence, despair about the over all situation

Well. A roach was waging psychological warfare with me while i was pissing (crawled TOWARDS ME. while i was Pants Down, Actively Pissing and wielding my toiler paper stand as an improvised weapon. BRO?) so i decided to bust out the Raid i bought a while back. Sprayed it in edges of the bathroom, walked away for a bit.

Came back, mfer is actively dying on the floor. Yessss. I spray him some extra just to make sure.

Go to under the bathroom sink to get an outlet cover so i can install it over the outlet behind our sink (i could, hypothetically, stick my fingers between the outlet and the wall with how big that hole is) and .

The sink plumbing is just. A hole in the wall itself. And a HUGE square-ish shape cut out of the wood panel covering the wall.

And the wood panel is distorted. Severely.

>>recognize the stupidity of the house we live in and also why we've been struggling with so many bugs. Fuck. Theres just so many wide gaping holes from our dumbass landlords trying to DIY this shit. Fuck.

Spray it with Raid. Walk away

Come back to piss (again) and theres a second roach dying on the floor where i sprayed earlier. Godbless. Spray hin extra ans trap him with Death Spray. Bye bye mfer.

>>Return.

A THIRD ROACH. On the mirror above the sink. I spray the edge of the mirror ehere he is and he FALLS INTO MY EMERGENCY INHALER BOX. OKOK .

>> FUCK

>> stand there, for Minutes, desperately praying hes strong enough to crawl out of my hygiene stuff and away from my toothbrush.

He moves away and i SPRAY HIM. HE DIES IN THE SINK YAYYYY

>>stare at the gaping hole in the wall (shitty oversized outlet hole)

>> realize ive been inhaling Chemicals for many minutes

>>Fuck

>> walk away and attempt to distract myself from the 3 roach corpses i definitely need to clean up. Potential for more?????

Should I still try and brush my teeth or should i let myself have some peace and just go to bed??

[starstruckpurpledragon]

Estelle - Oh hey, there is something interesting under the bed! Oh, wait not interested, already bored.

Me - Well that's suspicious. *uses phone as a flashlight to peer down there* Roach!!! Kill it Estelle!

Estelle - meh, it's a roach, who cares.

Me - If it were a squirrel the size of a roach you'd be all over this.

Estelle - It is bedtime, I am a tired doggie. *hops up on the bed*

Me - *sighs and fetches the scrubbing bubbles. Proceeds to kill the roach when it leaves the safety of underneath the bed with the handy cleaning supplies*

Anyway, I always use Scrubbing bubbles (or it's off brand equivalents) instead of Raid for roaches because a.) it is super effective and faster than Raid imo and b.) it doesn't make the room reek of poison, which is great when you want to sleep in that room after murdering the roach. Also c.) wipe away the roach with a paper towel and the floor is clean - Raid doesn't clean the floor as it kills the roach, Scrubbing Bubbles does

And, yes, my dog was watching me judgmentally for killing the roach the entire time and just... she won't kill spiders for me, won't go after roaches, gets up and walks out of the room when there are cricket wasps buzzing about (because of the zappers the wasps would fly into...), completely ignores the crane flies, disdains june bugs for being drunk... honestly what kind of a hunter dog are you anyway???

Tootsie would have killed the roach for me. She killed a hornet wasp for me once. That little doxie was a good little bug killer. It's times like these I miss her bug killing skills.

[c3s6]

the roach:

[emmster]

Loose ends

[beefy-the-stronk]

Hey, Sam you had a lil something on your-? Nvrm...

TW: ROACHES/INSECTS, and also detailed closeups below [edit2]

[turtletoads]

hating you won't make you suck any less

[mick3yz]

Starship fans is this anything lmao

[left-for-carrion]

Here, c'mere, I got a deal for you You get -> your wings ripped out, halo snapped, legs and arms bound so that way you're hobbling around I get -> a new dog made of the most filthy holy thing I could find

[sunriseindigo]

just a girl and her roach🎀

[chromecore]

02/??? gifs of viv what's with your face? it ain't my blood...

[sweeneydino]

[hushedclan]

coyote interlude 1

woah hey these aren’t cats! i wanted to explore the lives of some of the coyotes that live with and around the clans. you might recognize red ears (he/him) from moon 16! updates will return as normal next week :)

the nefarious roach (he/they) belongs to @diluge

[nevadaafterdark]

one thing about me is that you don't even need to trick me into getting violently high. i am so fucking curious about strains and whatever that i WILL take a hit if you describe the flavor. like what do you mean this one kinda tastes like sprite? there's one that's called cotton candy diesel?? sign me up

[emmster]

15 24 12 GhostRoach

15. Passionate

24. In danger

12. In grief (I blame the anon)

(I kinda want to finish the last one)

[lxvvie]

How would the MW2 guys react to their baby getting their vaccines ? (I just went with my sister to have my newborn niece get hers and my sister and I cried not gonna lie 😢)

I'd cry, too, anon, but regarding your faves:

content warning: needles/shots

Price would keep a stiff upper lip about it all; he's the dad who talks his baby through the process to keep them distracted even though he's dreading the moment.

Gaz actually had to talk himself through the process of watching his baby get their shots. He used to think falling out of a helicopter was the worst fucking thing to ever happen to him but watching his baby cry and he's helpless to stop it? Nothing will ever compare to that. To his surprise, the baby only whined afterward. That was the first shot, though.

Soap would rather it not happen. Like... at all. He's the papa who's going through some shit days and weeks before the appointment even happens. The one who also looks for remedies to ease the baby's pain. Also suggests administering the shots while the baby is asleep so they won't be in pain. To no one's surprise, his little bundle of joy is wailing and Soap's there to take the pain away as best he can. Doesn't even let his baby out of his arms for the rest of the day it seems like.

Ghost took it like a champ. His kid did, too... or at least he thought they did. Turns out it was a delayed reaction and his baby experiences a betrayal that man (and baby) was never meant to know.

Rudy is the one who actually does cry but he'll never admit it. Those sniffles weren't because of your allergies, Rodolfo.

This is perhaps one of the few times Alejandro looks heartbroken and feels absolutely helpless. He quickly gathers his baby up and holds them close. And then he hears that telltale wet fart.

Alex soldiered through, more than he thought he would, but later on admits that was the worst fucking pain he's ever experienced.

Roach is just an absolute mess during the entire thing. A hot mess express.

So, too, is Keegan. His nerves are shot to absolute hell and he's sure that if it wasn't for his baby, he would've fainted.

König had been preparing himself but the baby did nothing. Like... at all. Was really a calm cucumber throughout the entire thing which was interesting because his little one is usually on the fussy side. Oh. Okay, then.

Graves actually talked and serenaded his baby while getting vaccinated, so much so that the baby wasn't even aware they got shots at all. "Good soldier, buddy!"