#dansk post

[uselessdoodles]

Glædelig Pride Allesammen!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[what-a-cool-username]

"Bring back bullying" hvorfor, vitterlig hvorfor. Så vi kan få skræmt folk ned i socialt acceptabelt kasser og få dem til at virke "normale"? Så resten af jer kan have det godt med at i ikke er sådan of ikke bliver set ned på, men er en del af mængden der er "normale"? Så folk der opføre sig anderledes og ved at de er anderledes har det dårlig med at være den de er, når de allerede ved de står ud fra mængden men ikke ved hvordan de ellers skal være og samtidig være komfortabel med sig selv??

Der er så mange grunde til hvorfor vi som samfund burde pege fingre af, absolut skam-pisse, fuldkommen nedskyde dem som mobber. Fordi lige så snart det shit er begyndt, kan det godt være for omverdenen, at det ikke er det helt store andet end "ej hvor det synd, håber det stopper snart, måske den her samarbejdsøvelse kunne hjælpe" men for mobbeofferet, vil de vitterlig ikke være den samme person, aldrig nogen sinde. De for evigt og altid forblive knækket inden i, være skræmt af de mindste ting, bare fordi en eller anden rapkæftet kal ikke kunne holde sig fra at være en normal person, og absolut insisterede på at få dem til at have det dårlig over sig selv.

"Being back bullying" 12 år. Et fucking barn på 12 år, gik i en klasse som de forbandt med at være "en stor familie", indtil de blev spurgt spørgsmålet "hvordan ser du klassen og din rolle i den?" Derefter ændrede alt sig. Barnet så blikkende, de så fingrene, de hørte kommentarene, de fik beskeder på internettet og i kommentarsporet, de blev råbt af på gangene, de blev fniset og grint af i timerne, de indså at de ikke var budt velkommen her, at sådan nogen som skildte sig ud fra mængden som de gjorde, ikke hørte til her, at hvis man var på nogen måde andet end "normal" var man forkert.

5 år. 5 fucking år med alt dette levede de med. Og som årene gik, tog mobningen hårdt på barnet. Puberteten var ikke fyldt med kæreste-snak, shoppingture og fnidder-fnadder som det normalt er for piger. Det var fyldt med angst og depression. Dag ud og dag ind var en kamp, en kamp om at være i live og prøve at stå imod det stormvejr med pis og lort som mobberene fyrede af. De mundtlige karaktere var nede på 02, der blev ikke sagt et pip i timerne og den sjov der blev lavet med vennerne, var pakket ind i hvad der var acceptabelt at snakke om så mobberene ikke fangede noget i sætningerne og pegede fingre. Hver dag var grå og umættende, der var intet ved livet som ikke kunne findes vidre i døden. Hver dag var tung at bære, det eneste der længtes efter var at komme væk, væk til et sted hvor ingen kendte en, hvor ryende ikke forfulgte. Der var et tidspunkt hvor der blev spurgt på klassen "hvad vil i gerne efter skole?" Og alle i klassen kom med ideer og drømme for fremtiden, en ven lænte sig forover og hviskede "dø", og med det samme kom tanken "også her" frem.

"Bring back bullying" hold jeres fucking kæft.

Ved i hvad der er sket siden da? Siden det barn kom ud af niende klasse? Siden ca. 4 år siden? Tanken om at være i deres hjemby får dem til at føle sig overvåget konstant, ikke engang en lille gåtur ud til byen og hjem igen føltes sikker. Som om alle mobberene ved hvor de er 24/7 og kan finde deres lokation og pege fingre ad dem igen. At den ene person som råbte på gaden, var ment som et råb mod dem. At ordet "underligt" stadig efterlader en dårlig smag i munden fordi det var det mest brugte ord til at beskrive det barn. At simple samtaler om deres yndlings film er hårdt fordi tanken om at snakke om sig selv for meget, eller at ligne en cringe nørd er for meget at bære så de holder bare kæft det meste af tiden. At tanken om sex og udførelse af nogetsomhelst intimt har efterladt dem rystende pga. de skulle undertrykke den del af deres udvikling så der ikke vlev peget fingre af dem. At de har sku lære hvordan de faktisk er som person gemt helt inderst inde. At de har skulle tage til en psykolog fordi de ikke kunne fungere SOM EN NORMAL PERSON PÅ GRUND AF AT DE BLEV MOBBET FOR IKKE AT VÆRE EN NORMAL PERSON.

"Bring back bullying" ved i overhovedt hvad det er i kæfter op om?? Ved i hvad det er i fucking ber om?? Når ja, det giver så meget mening at skam-mobbe en person for ikke at være normal, indtil at den person knækker fuldstændig og lyster efter døden så hårdt at det eneste der står imellem dem og faktisk at ende sit liv er sine venner som der, guess what, faktisk også var en forlængelse af mobningen, og som år efter er efterladt med alle stykkerne af sig selv på gulvet og prøver desperat på at samle dem sammen til noget der mindede om deres tidligere jeg men som stadig holder sig inden for de stramme fucking unyttige rammer som åbenbart er "normale" som de har brugt til at overleve de sidste 5 år af sit liv og som har endt i at de nærmest er en skald af sit tidligere jeg som ikke ved hvordan man fungere som person længere og konstant holder sig inden for rammerne selvom der ikke er nogen til at pege fingre længere fordi hovså nu er du voksen og nu ved du jo selvfølgelig at verden er fyldt med gode mennesker der kun vil dig det bedste og ej vil du ikke med til den der sammenkomst fest med dine gamle klassekamerater det ville da være sjovt ikke? Nej hvorfor reagere du sådan, det var bare nogen der grinte af et sjovt billed de tog det har da ikke noget med dig at gøre og bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.

Jeg var det barn.

JEG VAR DET FUCKING BARN.

"Bring back bullying" HAHA HVOR DU SJOV DET BARE OVERHOVED IKKE FORDI DET SHIT FAKTISK NEDBRYDER EN PERSON SÅ HÅRDT AT DE ENDER MED IKKE AT KUNNE FUNGERE SOM EN FAKTISK NORMAL PERSON. DET SHIT HOLDER BARE OVERHOVED IKKE FUCKING FAST FOR EVIGT OG HAR SLET SLET IKKE KONSEKVENSER SÅ INTENSE AT DE HAR LYST TIL AT DØ ELLER NOGET NEJ NEJ DET SÅ FINT.

Ja ja bare nogle klasse øvelser til at få dem alle til at blive venner det er så fint.

Idemindste har jeg fået gratis psykolog hjælp hele vejen igennem.

[shiftythrifting]

1. Fancy lady with a really long neck;

2. Shells glued to shit, bonsai edition;

3. Capitalism sign;

4. Royal Dansk tin (empty);

5. Hot dog with compartments;

6. Golf plaque, which I got for my dad (this golf pro has seen some shit);

7. Pilgrim salt and pepper shakers;

8. A "fun" summer activitiy.

Savers, Woonsocket, RI

[somedaytakethetime]

He's literally obsessed with kicking the ball at this kid in this fashion lately... show off..

Bonus of my favourite, precious dansk rotte:

[coldresolve]

x

[greaseonmymouth]

noget jeg ikk' tør sig' (2753 words) by nerakrose Chapters: 1/4 Fandom: Afdeling Q | Department Q (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Assad/Carl Mørck, Assad & Carl Mørck Characters: Carl Mørck, Assad (Afdeling Q), Rose Knudsen Additional Tags: Case Fic, There Was Only One Bed, Established Relationship, Secret Relationship, Coming Out, POV Alternating Summary:

Figuren på rygsækken havde langt sort hæklet hår i en fletning, nøjagtigt magen til fletningen på den unge kvinde der lå ved siden af i en pøl af sit eget blod.

Der er en seriemorder på Samsø. Carl og Assad undersøger sagen - problemet: det er Samsø festival, højsæson for turisme, og alle hoteller er fuldt booket. På nær et.

[carduelism]

Jeg lærer dansk (deraf det dansk lol) og ‘tak’ er så sjovt at sige. Jeg vil tale med min kat og sige “tak tak tak taktaktaktak” hahdhd

I am learning danish (hence the danish lol) and ‘thank you’ is so fun to say. I will talk to my cat and say “ty ty ty tytytyty” hahdhd

[skandifae]

hei hei alle sammen! ~ after a hiatus which has felt waaaay too long now that i’ve been longing to come back on language tumblr, i have decided to come back and make a fresh start and therefore i’d like to introduce myself to the language community (hi!) :]

first things first, my name is sophie [she/they], i am twenty-two years old and currently studying scandinavian and english studies at the university of cologne in germany! (a lot of people say scandinavian studies is probably one of the queerest studies out there, so well, i’m not the exception here!) i’ve decided to come back to language tumblr as i’m hoping to gather a lot of motivation, inspiration and resources from you all (i’ve really missed it, holy moly) - so, as you may have already suspected from my studies, my main focus (right now) is on studying the scandinavian languages, including literature and culture. i’ve passed my final icelandic exam one month ago (B1 level, unfortunately there is no higher level university course offered, otherwise i’d continue) and will now be focusing on improving my norwegian (currently at B1 level) because i’m aiming to go to to norway (hopefully to bergen!) with erasmus in august 2023 :]

before i have switched to scandinavian studies, i have also studied japanology for some time - why, you may ask, it’s quite a long story of (un)fortunate events - so i’m also quite fond of asian culture and languages. my japanese might admittedly be a little, let’s say ~ rusty ~, but hopefully i’ll jump back on track as soon as possible so i can finally write the JLPT test (N3 level, i suppose).

to summarize it all, my main target languages at the moment are norwegian, icelandic, danish and japanese, but there are quite a few other languages on my wishlist, which i’m very interested in, such as mandarin, finnish, polish, turkish and korean.

apart from that, i spend a lot of time travelling around whenever it’s possible, i love going to concerts and festivals and jump around in moshpits, i love the colour sage green (as you might have suspected already) and the season of autumn (it’s approaching, yay!), i enjoy reading a lot and love me a huge cup of hot tea :]

i’m looking forward to exchanging with you all, have a pleasant evening/morning/night - whatever the time might be at the place you’re currently at :]

all the best, sophie x

[that-was-anticlimactic]

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: farvel til pligtens tyranni / jeg’ fri / lad det ske, lad dem se / de kræfter som jeg har fået / lad det ske, det’ forbi / med skam og bitter gråd / når jeg bli’r, til den jeg er / bryder stormen løs

alternativt:

kan aldrig vende hjem, farvel til dét der var / lad det ske, lad dem se / nu er handskerne taget af / is og sne vil i se / jeg klar til en helt ny dag

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[1nce2wice3rice]

i swear to god we live in a simulation because there is no way in hell that this many people have had the exact same idea of putting sewing supplies in the box with the driest fucking cookies you’ve ever tastiest. definitely a bug in the code. or maybe memory limitations forced them to reuse some assets or smth and they thought no one would notice. i’m also 99% sure the company that makes the cookies doesn’t even give a shit about how the cookies taste theyre just like “fuck it lets make these bitches taste like pure flour” because they know all of their sales revenue comes from moms buying them for the tin for a place to put their sewing supplies

[somedaytakethetime]

Picture it. It's 2019, it's the lovely month of April and...

.... you're the most beautiful, hydrated, sexy king ✌🏻😌

[transformativeworks]

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[greaseonmymouth]

tragisk når man finder den mest perfekte sang og så er kunstnerens andre sange egentlig ret ligegyldige

[uncorruptedjasper]

Jeg snakker ikke dansk💖

Prompt/original post under cut below...

[antimony-medusa]

MCYT on Ao3 — January '24

The state of MCYT on Ao3, just for fun. Yes I do this every month, I like numbers. This time the period we're covering will include many holiday exchanges, so I'm excited to see if that's represented!

The Cube SMP (8 works)

Slamacow Minecraft Animations (Web Series) (10 works)

iDots SMP (23 works)

30 Day SMP | Free Trial SMP (27 works)

Legacy SMP (28 works)

Cogchamp SMP (29 works)

Content SMP (30 works)

Epic SMP (32 works)

Art of Survival SMP (36 works)

Dominion SMP (38 works)

Shady Oaks SMP (49 works)

X Life SMP (51 works)

100 Hours Hardcore SMP (54 works)

IvoryCello's Prison Escapes (Web Series) (56 works)

Bear SMP (60 works)

SadSMP (66 works)

My Inner Demons - Aphmau (Web Series) (67 works)

Mer SMP (82 works)

Area Unknown SMP (89 works)

Kaboodle SMP (91 works)

Tortillaland SMP (115 works)

House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP (135 works)

New Life SMP (169 works)

Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (Web Series) (174 works)

WitchCraft SMP (182 works)

Pirates SMP (213 works)

Rats SMP (234 works)

SMPLive (295 works)

SMPEarth (304 works)

Mianite (Web Series) (379 works)

Outsiders SMP (393 works)

Afterlife SMP (395 works)

MindCrack RPF (504 works)

MyStreet - Aphmau (Web Series) (543 works)

Evolution SMP (693 works)

Minecraft: Story Mode (Video Game) (824 works)

Karmaland SMP (842 works)

Fable SMP (1,012 works)

Lifesteal SMP (1,546 works)

Origins SMP (1575 works)

The Yogscast (3,215 works)

Empires SMP (6,408 works)

QSMP | Quackity SMP (7,375 works)

3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series (10,336 works)

Hermitcraft SMP (20,093 works)

Dream SMP (85,051 works)

Minecraft (Video Game) (110,119 works)

Video Blogging RPF (279,422 works)

Some notes:

No new tags that I saw this month, though as always I could have missed something! As you can see, we already have quite the assortment of canonized tags.

Fics are still primarily in english, but we have three exceptions with significant spanish fics. Karmaland (740 of 842 are in spanish, from 731 last month), Tortillaland (110 of 115 are in spanish, the same as last month), and QSMP (752 of 7,375 are in spanish, from 668 last month.)

QSMP also shows 39 fics in French, up from 30 last month, and 405 in Brasilian Portugese, up from 375 last month. While I did not check every language this month, I checked on the languages I knew had a fic in QSMP and we see 1 fic in ASL (probably a misclick as it appears to be in english), 1 fic in Bahasa Malaysia, 1 fic in German, 1 fic in Esperanto, 1 fic in Filipino, 5 works in European Portugese, 5 fics in Русский (Russian), 1 fic in Suomi (Finnish), 1 fic in Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese), and 3 fics in 中文-普通话 國語 (Mandarin Chinese, I believe), all the same as last month. New is two fics in Polski (Polish), one fic in Svenska (Swedish), and one fic in Dansk (Danish).

In the small and micro fandoms (under 200 fics), some of the most active small fandoms have grown out of this category so we only saw small amounts of growth. The standout fandoms all saw an increase of 6 works, and that was a tie between Content SMP, New Life SMP, and Witchcraft SMP. Note that Content SMP was coming up from only 24 works, so 6 new works is an increase of 25% of the fandom, truly impressive.

In the midsize fandoms (200-1000), Fable SMP has broken that 1000-fic mark and can no longer qualify for our standout fandom! Instead, our most active fandom was Evolution SMP, with 33 new works, followed by Mystreet with 20 fics and Minecraft: Story Mode with 24 fics. Mystreet and Story Mode are both new fandoms so it's unclear whether that's people retagging old work or true new fics.

For the post-canon big fandoms: Empires went up by 178 works, singificantly more than last month's 117, but not beating the previous month's 240, and Dream SMP's increase of 918 beat the previous month's 767, but is still only the second time I've seen this fandom fall under a thousand works plus a month. Hermitcraft is between seasons right now, but still experienced that holiday exchange boost, as its increase of 784 beat both last month's 574 and the previous month's 651. For active fandoms, traffic series posted a staggering 831 fics, which is its highest ever number, beating April 2023's 671 fics. QSMP saw 865 fics, which is part of a three month decline (894 last month, 913 the month before), but still posting numbers that are only exceeded by DSMP.

Overall, the number of fics posted under Video Blogging-RPF (the umbrella fandom that contains all MCYT) is 4,223 fics, a significant increase from last month's 3,489, and the previous month's 4,035, but still exceeded by October's record 4,702. Notably, it's higher than the summer numbers and almost exactly the same as the number we saw last January, 4,235 new works.

Detailed breakdown under the cut

The Cube SMP (8 works, 8 last month, 0-fic increase)

Slamacow Minecraft Animations (Web Series) (10 works, 10 last month, 0-fic increase)

iDots SMP (23 works, 22 last month, 1-fic increase)

30 Day SMP | Free Trial SMP (27 works, 27 last month, 0-fic increase)

Legacy SMP (28 works, 28 last month, 0-fic increase)

Cogchamp SMP (29 works, 29 last month, 0-fic increase)

Content SMP (30 works, 24 last month, 6-fic increase)

Epic SMP (32 works, 32 last month, 0-fic increase)

Art of Survival SMP (36 works, 36 last month, 0-fic increase)

Dominion SMP (38 works, 33 last month, 5-fic increase)

Shady Oaks SMP (49 works, 47 last month, 2-fic increase)

X Life SMP (51 works, 50 last month, 1-fic increase)

100 Hours Hardcore SMP (54 works, 54 last month, 0-fic increase)

IvoryCello's Prison Escapes (Web Series) (56 works, 54 last month, 2-fic increase)

Bear SMP (60 works, 59 last month, 1-fic increase)

SadSMP (66 works, 66 last month, 0-fic increase)

My Inner Demons - Aphmau (Web Series) (67 works, 64 last month, 3-fic increase)

Mer SMP (82 works, 80 last month, 2-fic increase)

Area Unknown SMP (89 works, 87 last month, 2-fic increase)

Kaboodle SMP (91 works, 87 last month, 4-fic increase)

Tortillaland SMP (115 works, 115 last month, 0-fic increase)

House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP (135 works, 134 last month, 1-fic increase)

New Life SMP (169 works, 163 last month, 6-fic increase)

Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (Web Series) (174 works, 169 last month, 5-fic increase)

WitchCraft SMP (182 works, 176 last month, 6-fic increase)

Pirates SMP (213 works, 195 last month, 18-fic increase)

Rats SMP (234 works, 229 last month, 5-fic increase)

SMPLive (295 works, 286 last month, 9-fic increase)

SMPEarth (304 works, 289 last month, 15-fic increase)

Mianite (Web Series) (379 works, 373 last month, 6-fic increase)

Outsiders SMP (393 works, 374 last month, 19-fic increase)

Afterlife SMP (395 works, 390 last month, 5-fic increase)

MindCrack RPF (504 works, 503 last month, 1-fic increase)

MyStreet - Aphmau (Web Series) (543 works, 523 last month, 20-fic increase)

Evolution SMP (693 works, 660 last month, 33-fic increase)

Minecraft: Story Mode (Video Game) (824 works, 800 last month, 24-fic increase)

Karmaland SMP (842 works, 824 last month, 18-fic increase)

Fable SMP (1,012 works, 945 last month, 67-fic increase)

Lifesteal SMP (1,546 works, 1,461 last month, 85-fic increase)

Origins SMP (1,575 works, 1,541 last month, 34-fic increase)

The Yogscast (3,215 works, 3,213 last month, 2-fic increase)

Empires SMP (6,408 works, 6,230 last month, 178-fic increase)

QSMP | Quackity SMP (7,375 works, 6,510 last month, 865-fic increase)

3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series (10,336 works, 9,505 last month, 831-fic increase)

Hermitcraft SMP (20,093 works, 19,309 last month, 784-fic increase)

Dream SMP (85,051 works, 918-fic increase)

Minecraft (Video Game) (110,119 works, 438-fic increase)

Video Blogging RPF (279,422 works, 4223-fic increase)