#dark deception gold watchers

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Spoiled cotten! ||dark deception x child!gn!human!reader|| malak,Agatha & gold watchers || OOC!

A/n : let's get one thing straight, gold watchers are your rich adoptive uncles and malaks your awkward dad. Agatha laughs at you for a bit.

Dividers: https://www.tumblr.com/firefly-graphics/643930238064181248/gold-glitter-dividers?source=share

@firefly-graphics for the dividers.

Warning?: out of character acting,child reader,murder, implications of murder, demons?, blindfolded reader, etc

2nd/3rd person pov!

Your dad, malak. Randomly and very nervously decided to make you go over to your...uncles? You didn't know know what to call them but they were more like sleezy con men that your dad hanged out with. Either way it just made you feel a bit...weirded out? Maybe sad or mad. Whatever you were feeling, it definitely wasn't eased by your dad. "Listen, something...came up and needs to be taken care of. You'll be staying here with the gold watchers. Okay?"

'He definitely was mad. Maybe nervous??.' You thought to yourself. This usually happened when an....uninvited guest came. But you would be with your sister agatha usually when this happens. Why the gold watchers?. Oh well. Nothing you could've done to persuade him otherwise. He left a few moments later. Leaving you with the gold watchers. Blindfold in hand, you put it on. It was see-through enough that you could easily see everything and not bump into anything but thick enough so that the gold watchers could move, some talked to you others just gave you things. Suddenly you felt a hand on your shoulder and turned around. "Hey. Come on dinners ready." They didn't to eat but made it for you. Considering malak would melt their greedy Golden as- faces, if you even felt hungry once he came back. It was normal for him to be....worried. your human, this world wasn't made for you. But rather to kill people. If anything happened to you. It would be on the gold watchers heads. One of the gold watchers quickly gave you a plate, it was filled with (favourite food/dish) , you kinda of ate in silence. He kept near you while eating. It was normal for atleast one of them to be near or watching you. After all your a HUMAN CHILD. And more specifically, MALAKS CHILD. They had to watch you. Besides they had grown quite fonde of you. Thinking of themselves as your cool uncles when in reality they were more like the weird rich uncles who you only liked for money.

Either way, they were nice. Most the other realms monsters were. They all were like aunts and uncles or siblings and cousins. It was like a weird family for you. Kinda of like a joint custody. "Hey...here we have some things for you. They aren't as...perfect as they should be and we didn't want them so maybe you'd like them?" The same gold watcher asked. You noded, as he carefully held your hand considering how dark it was and you were wearing a blindfold. Slowly guiding you towards a...some what large gift box, it had (favourite color) ribbons and (2nd favourite color) wraping. "We thought it was would nicer to give you box filled with the stuff rather then just hand it all to you.." He chuckles awkwardly, it was nice of them to do this but at the same time, these things were probably broken or not good if the gold watchers thought it wasn't good enough or perfect enough for them, they were creatures of greed but could be nice sometimes. You lightly shake the box and hear things move inside, you slowly open the box, and see multiple things inside, small gold coins,toys,stuffed animals,broken jewellery,some very semi expensive clothes, and more, you quickly picked up the broken jewellery and gave a quick look of "wtf" to the gold watcher that brought you here, he shrugs and smiles. You put the jewellery back in the box as you pick up the clothes, it was (favourite clothing/dress) , it looked nice and the gold watchers face immediately lights up at an idea. He immediately runs over and picks you. A small yelp from you, not expecting it, considering you were looking at the things in the box and had your back turned. You immediately ask what hell he's doing, and he responds with "a makeover! The clothes your wearing are peasants clothes, you deserve better than that as our nephew/niece!" ...oh well nothing you can really do, and besides. It might mean that you'll get free new clothes...

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*2 hour time skip later*

".....why is my childs clothes dyed gold....and why do you have a bag filled with money???" Malak seemed very confused. You quickly tried to explain before just sighing and saying "makeover, and it's my early birthday money." Or a variation of it. Atleast that's what the gold watchers told you what the money was for. "....your birthday isn't for another 3 months." Malak at this point just seemed even more confused, you shrugged. He just sighed and grabbed your hand. Basically holding it before opening a portal to get you to Agatha. It would be nice for the two of you to get a break and hang out with her. You both go in and see her, in her realm.

"(Name)! .....why are your clothes covered in yellow dye?" Agatha giggled at how silly you looked, "well...dont worry. it looks good on you. Just a bit silly that's all!" She reassured, still gigling as you you started to giggle with her. It was a bit of a silly situation. malak just smiled and stared at his two children.

[ziamond]

Dark Deception portals - Chapters 1 & 2: No Way Back, Into Madness

Levels: Monkey Business (Murder Monkey), Elementary Evil (Agatha), and Deadly Decadence (Gold Watcher)

[katkalis-the-horror-fanartist]

how does Augustine spend his spare time?

He's either reading tomes, keeping track of Malak's dimension, speaking with Malaria, or reading about humanity.

And, always watching the entire manor. Always. If a gold watcher's eyes glow purple...

Augustine is watching.

[strawb3rrym1lkblog]

sorry i don't really have any gifs, there's not a lot of content for the gold watchers haha i think they're pretty cool though, wonder if they'll have any more plot relevance in the last chapter of dark deception

playlist masterpost

[endstar]

💙Doug ! Are you at the Golden Mansion yet or are you already done ?

...Incidentally, 💙Gold Watchers : U good over here...?

💙void doug: “Yep I finished a little while ago, I got this wonderful axe too!! *he giggles then he holds up a gold watchers axe*

💙 Gold watchers: “we’re fine.. but he definitely tried to kill us he also took an axe..”

[vanyzvat]

MEMORIES

Eric recalls one of his first experiences in Purgatory...

[sir-maxwell1]

I forgot to post the twins here yesterday, so just have both sheets with my Gold Watchers

[Obviously WIP]

[iekeejkeek]

Blue boys! 💙🧊📘💎🩻✨⭐️🔪🫐

Also randy is growing mint light:) and Yellow next I guess ⭐️💛🍋

[goldmancool88]

This was originally going to be apart of an animation I was doing. But then I decided to just post it here cause i'm very proud of it :D

[emeraldtart]

Hey there, been awhile. Just wanted to ask if you could do another post on Gold Watcher!Yuu. I kind of just want to know what their relationships with the dorm leaders are? Like do they get along with one of them the best? Do they avoid a certain dorm leader for some reason or another? Is it a one sided fear relationship? Just wondering if you're up to write again for this version of Yuu.

Sure thing!

So all the dorm leaders were wary of Yuu (except of Kalim of course because, he's, well, Kalim) at first, because they have no idea what the heck they are and what the mirror said when Crowley tried to send them back.

Riddle Rosehearts

I'm pretty sure there's a rule about statues in the QOH Rulebook.

Riddle was wary of Yuu because his Unique Magic doesn't seem to affect them, as their magic came from a different source than Twisted Wonderlandian magic.

Although, after his Overblot Riddle appreciates them for their good manners.

Yuu sometimes help out with preparing for any Heartslabyul events, as they are quite used to prepare events that Lord Malak does sometimes with the Reaper Nurses.

Leona Kingscholar

Probably started off the worst with GW!Yuu, as they're made of gold they almost flatten his tail.

Also, since Yuu is from hell/limbo/realm of the dead, Leona can't help but feel a chill when they're near.

Since Yuu is a sort of psychopomp being created by Malak to catch people like Doug and bring them to him, I think to beastmen, fae and merfolks their presence felt like death knocking on their door.

But over time their presence blends in to the world, giving said students time to adjust to them being there.

Back to Leona, he doesn't mind them at all. Although he does have to ask Yuu not to give Ruggie any of their countless karat axes because good lord they're going to kill the economy in Twisted Wonderland.

Azul Ashengrotto

Looks at Yuu and thinks, "It's free real estate,"

But he won't get any of them because Leona said no and Crowley prohibits any distribution of Yuu's axes.

And don't even think of picking them up because they'll all dissappear after a day or so.

Anyway, Yuu might help Azul with the accounting aspect of Monstro Lounge. They've been doing the job of keeping track of the gold at the Watchers' Mansion for centuries, as they sometimes snatch whatever valuables the intruders left when they die.

Bonus: Floyd tries to squeeze Yuu but ending up hurting himself instead. Doesn't mean he'll stop it.

Kalim Al-Asim

Was very curious about Yuu and wonders how they're a statue that could move.

Instantly regrets it when Yuu tells them where Gold Watchers come from.

But anyway, Yuu would like Kalim for his riches, but slightly dislike his naivety for giving them away.

Of course, their dislike is heavily out weighted due to Kalim's personality.

They can't eat anything in the banquets Kalim threw, but his presence makes them feel full nevertheless.

Vil Schoenheit

Yuu likes to hang out at Pomefiore dorms, reminded them of home.

Vil just accepts Yuu's existence because... There isn't really any guide on what to do with a living statue that also happens to be your fellow student.

Vil probably attempts to put makeup on Yuu out of curiosity.

He ends up doing special effects make-up instead.

Yuu enjoys it, they look like stone now.

Time to do chaos >:)

Idia Shroud

Idia was roaming around school, trying to get his package that arrived that evening that he overlooked.

When somebody greets him from behind and he sees a smiling statue staring at him with hollow eyes.

He passed out on the spot, got a free ride on Charon's boat, pet Cerberus, said hi to Hades and Persephone, before being sent back to the world of the living.

When he came to be, Ortho said that the prefect of Ramshackle came to Ignihyde and put him on bed. Also, there's a tart there with a note saying sorry.

Malleus Draconia

Malleus probably noticed them when Yuu was pretending to be a regular statue.

He was admiring them out loud when they heard Yuu snickering, saying it's been a while since someone complimented them, but the first time someone compliment their more statue features.

They leapt off from the pedestal, and before you know it they started to talk the night away.

Malleus is a dragon, so he maybe mentally claims Yuu into his horde.

He'd be one of the very few who are allowed to keep Yuu's axe.

Yuu gave it for his birthday because they don't know what to go to Malleus.

[council--board]

Gold Watcher from Dark Deception stimboard

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Hi! Can I get a fic of the gold watchers with a hypermobile fem s/o with knee problems? I hope this is ok. I loved your work on the reaper nurses.

Yea of course! And also thank you!

..let's pretend that they came move around when your watching them because they like so much or smt...

Warning!: history nerd me.

Gold watchers with hypermobile!s/o who has knee problems hcs

The gold watchers are from the 18th century, or atleast wear 18th century clothing. An era which was notorious for blaming everyone and everything as witchcraft. Now why is this important?? You'll see in a bit.

The gold watchers are fond of you and like you!

The first time they see you do something with your hypermobility...Well they got freaked the hell out! And got legitimately scared of you, for a good while.

They probably already thought you were a witch/and or doing witchcraft because of the so-called technology you speak of (phones,TV,ipads,social media, literally anything after the 1920s. Which were the years that technology was first being discovered and invented,)

Please don't take this to heart, they just haven't see anything like this before :)

After a while they stopped being scared, and became fascinated with you. Probably asking you to do things with your hypermobility.

Once you tell them about the knee problems (or they find out) , they're gonna be really worried about you :(

A new rule is imputed, Always have 1-3 gold watchers around Y/n!

They don't really have anything that could help with your knee problems, unlike the reaper nurses who are in A MODREN hospital. The gold watchers are stuck in a 18th century designed realm, so no heat packs or anything. But they CAN give you hot tea and warm soup.

But they'll probably do something dumb tho. They ARE from the 18th century after all.

Like..pouring hot water on your knees...

Anyways, they do have some Painkillers such as opium, morphine, phenacetin, and acetanilide.

They don't have much to help with your knees but they are trying their best!

At this point they'll probably start calling you 'their little witch' .

[divinedeathbed]

I'm miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips

I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch

More Augustine because I love him. You will look at Augustine.

[sepulchrypha]

Hello Dark Deception fandom.

[deepblueinsanity]

Erm, he’s right behind me isn’t he 🤓👆

Not the usual tf2 content buttttt yk hyperfixations are a weird lil thang