#dark hunor

[words-from-a-magpie]

Ah, yes. A semi-automatic shotgun.

yknow. for hunting.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[jofish42]

[unmedicatedyouth]

[lainfangirl]

There's a pretty strong overlap between people who are bigots and people who are unable to pick up on irony, subtext and subtlety.

[herbertpocket]

[beawritingbooks]

Invisible Illness Update:

When I die, I will be fighting god (or whatever created me) in a metaphysical Waffle House parking lot. They know what they did, and they know they have it comin’.

[lila-rae]

@smartalexy

[daqthebard]

Just like a kindergartner with luekemia, dark humor never ages

[shervso]

Not me fighting the urge to post very concerning humor to my page because I have friends on here and I don’t want them to know that yet but like its so funny

[freetheshit-outofyou]

The Shit We Talk About

Today, my old gunner and I were talking about our families, his mom is slipping deep into Dementia and my Grandma was just put on end of life care. The commiseration that only folks who almost died together can get. Ford: Man my mom’s slippin’ bad.  I had to call APS (Adult Protective Services) in California to do a health an welfare on her because she was talking about my dad and brother fighting in the house. And I’m like dad lives 900 miles from you and David lives in Portland. Me: Fuck man I’m sorry. I remember when my Aunt went out like this. I don’t wish it on the people I hate the most. Ford: I don’t want to get stuck in some dementia loop of being in Iraq. Me:………fuck………….no Ford: ………………………………………………………Yeah. Me: Ford: Me: When my Great Grandma got lost in her dementia loop, grandma was able to pin down where she was by the conversations she would have with people who had passed already. People Great Grandma would have known when she was younger, grandma said great grandma was stuck in her life at about 14 to 17 years old and she was happy there. On the other side of that……. My best buddy’s grand dad was a B-24 waist gunner during WWII, the loop he was stuck in was a mission over Bari Italy in 1943. His grandpa was stuck in that B-24, with one waist gunner badly wounded next to him and not being able to help him, and the aircraft damaged not knowing if he was going to survive…….for two fucking years before he died. Ford: Me: Ford: I’d rather get cancer. (flat as fuck too) I’d rather get fucking cancer and punch out that way than be stuck in any number of days there (Iraq). I can’t imagine, no fuck that I refuse imagine a world where I’m stuck in a never ending loop of any of our worst days there. I would rather die a slow and painful death from cancer than be stuck there. Ford: Ford: Me: I feel you right in my soul fucker, but (and there is always a but.) can’t it be like a nice cancer not like butt or nut cancer, but like that skin cancer that can just be lasered off and we’re done with it, kind of cancer? Ford: You know there is no “nice” cancers right. Me: Me: Yeah. I lost my grandma to adult Leukemia last May, my grandpa to non-hodgkin's lymphoma in June 2006 while we were in Iraq. I lost my Aunt at 53 to Non-small cell lung cancer and one of the guys from another unit I was in to cancer at fucking 27. Yeah, man I know. Ford: Me: Yeah. Me: Fuck man I can’t be stuck in one of those days for years. I rather tap out now than have to relive those days over and over again. I’d also prefer to not get cancer. I mean can’t we have both, no cancer and not getting stuck in some fucked up dementia loop? Ford: Yeah, but no, you know we’re going out the hard way right to the bitter end because the hard way is all we’ve had. We’ll both get stuck in a day watching the best of us blown to chunks from an EFP (explosively formed penetrator) over and over. All I can say, is I’m glad you’ll be there with me. Me: (Me, crying into my cell phone.) I fucking hate you for making my cry. But, (And there’s always abut.) I fucking love you for pointing out I’ll suck in that dementia loop with you. Cancers starting to look like a better option. Ford: If other people heard our conversation right now they’d be like what the fuck is wrong with them. I said but some will also understand 100%. When I was younger my biggest fears was drowning or burning to death, now that I'm older, now that I have survived some things, I think my biggest fears are having survived those really bad days and everything that led up to them…..until I died.

[spacelightcosmo]

Steve: A SPIDER!

Robin: Wait, Steve, it's a living thing, treat it how you want to be treated...

Steve:

Steve: Kill it without hesitation

Robin: STE-

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

“woah woah woah”

[she-could-never]

Anna and Elsa’s parents’ ship did a back flip that they couldn’t come back from.

[pynapplepyro]

Got a weird random ad

Since I saw this on Tumblr I think it should know the answer

[theindescribable1]

Hey Inde, why did the music teacher get arrested? For fingering "a" minor!

AHAHAHA

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You know you're definitely going to hell now, right?