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Limo 4 Emos

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summary: you’ve been sulking for three days after breaking up with your serious boyfriend. Eddie can’t let you do that anymore, though.

word count: 3,241

a/n: in the midst of all the FD angst, i thought i’d give y’all some comfortable, fluffy, sweet eddie x y/n, this time in a more modern setting! i was inspired by the song Limo 4 Emos by Watsky, pls stream his symmetry trilogy it’ll blow ur socks off. this is a mini, but i can totally write a part 2 if y’all want some less wholesome content. let me know what u think! Disclaimer: I do not give permission to have my work reposted on other sites. Reblogs are more than welcome, but please inform me if you find my work elsewhere unless otherwise stated. Reblog to support the author!

tags: modern!eddie x reader, friends to lovers, mutual pining, confessions of feelings, fluff, consumption of weed, mentions of cheating (reader was cheated on)

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You throw a wadded tissue toward the television. You’re on your third break up movie of the day, Scenes from a Marriage. It’s been three days of chick flicks, rom-coms, and sobfests as you attempt to heal your shattered heart.

It’s dramatic, sure, but after graduating high school, and getting accepted to your dream school far, far away from Hawkins, Indiana, you really thought you had it all figured out.

Until Matt cheated on you.

You hadn’t wanted to believe it. You’d been invited out by Robin last minute, to a club you hadn’t gone to since beginning your relationship. It’s a place you’d always wanted to go, one Matt had claimed to hate, so you took the opportunity for a night out without him when he “fell ill” one Saturday night.

Sometimes you blame yourself, for not mentioning the name of the club. Maybe if you had, you wouldn’t have run into Matt there, sucking on the neck of some nameless girl in too-tight latex pants.

You’ve since thrown out his letters, blocked his number, and set fire to the pictures of you two while listening to Dead Horse by Hayley Williams, but your stupid heart is still broken. On top of that, now you’re smelly, grimy, and sweaty under far too many blankets as you watch Jessica Chastain and Oscar Isaac yell at each other.

Your phone buzzes in your lap intermittently, and you lazily screen the missed calls and texts:

bobbie🏳️‍🌈👹: (7:20pm) wanna see a movie? coke bear looks god awful. call me pls!

(missed call: bobbie🏳️‍🌈👹 x3)

stevie🏴‍☠️🍦: (8:00pm) hey, just got off work, need anything at target? lmk 🫶

(missed call: stevie🏴‍☠️🍦)

eddie❤️🦇: (9:55pm): come outside

You read the last message again, timestamped five minutes ago. You begrudgingly throw the mass of blankets from your body, revealing your baggiest sweatpants and your favorite giant t-shirt. You peer out your window, and sure enough the gas guzzling monstrosity of a vehicle sits outside on the curb, its engine rumbling loud enough to wake your parents. You snatch a hoodie off your floor and struggle to get it over your head. As an afterthought, you grab the half smoked joint and your lighter from your ashtray and tiptoe down the stairs.

Eddie reaches the door before you and flings it open. “Good evening, my liege.” He bows his head as he holds the door open while you climb into the van. The interior stinks of weed and cigarettes, and the tinny speakers blare Microwave’s Float To The Top, a favorite of yours that Eddie had grown fond of.

“Where we goin’?” You ask innocently, turning the volume down to hear Eddie, who’s adjusting himself in the driver’s seat.

“Wherever you want, sweet thing.” He motions to his phone plugged into the console. “And feel free to DJ.”

You gasp in mock surprise. “Why, you’re letting me pick the music? Has hell frozen over?!” You can’t finish your sentence before he’s nudging you with his elbow, his head thrown back in laughter. “Seriously, what’s the occasion?” You settle on your everyday playlist, avoiding the breakup songs list you’d been abusing. You skip over Phoebe Bridgers’s Halloween, knowing you’ll start sobbing, and instead settling on Watsky’s Limo 4 Emos.

“Please,” Eddie begins, turning onto the main road of Hawkins, the only one that runs through town. “You’ve been moping all weekend, the first weekend as a free bird! No more school! For at least three months. Even more, if I can convince you to join the band.”

You know he’s joking, but you scold him anyway. “I told you, I’m getting my degree so I can design your album covers once you’re famous. If you need another guitarist by then, we can discuss it.”

Eddie chuckles. “Whatever you say, love. Anyway, I had to pick you up. Every time I've driven by it’s been a different sad, heterosexual couple on your TV. I’m surprised you weren’t sucked into the mattress.” You look down, suddenly fascinated by your crocs. “Hey, I didn’t mean that to insult you, y’know. I’m just worried about you. We- we all are.” There is genuine concern in his voice, and you feel your cheeks flush. He’s always been sweet to you, from the day you’d moved into the house next to Steve when you were twelve. Most of the kids were mean to you, making fun of your weird clothes or nerdy interests, but Eddie took an immediate liking to you. He sat next to you in every class, at lunch, and invited you to play with his group of friends at recess. Six years later, and he’s never not been right next to you once.

Eddie’s voice snaps your attention back to the present. “He’s a fuckin’ idiot. If I ever catch that kid at one of my shows again….” He trails off, shaking his head, and you bite back a smile. If there’s one thing Eddie will always be, it’s protective of his people.

“Hey,” You rest your hand on his shoulder, and feel him relax under your touch. “I appreciate that. And this. I needed to get out of there.” You could swear your room had shrunken.

“Of course. I kinda did it for selfish reasons anyway.”

“Oh?”

He nods. “I hadn’t heard from you in like, a week. And, in the year you two had been dating, I’d barely seen you without that parasite attached to you.” You could be mistaken, but you think you hear a tinge of jealousy in his voice. You chock it up to a hopeful coincidence.

Truthfully, it hadn’t been a great relationship. You and Matt weren’t compatible, but both of you had been lonely. If you were being fully, completely honest with yourself, there was one man you could ever want, and he’s sitting right next to you now.

You’d never be the one to tell him first, though. You’re sure Robin and Steve already know, knowing what they do about you. You’re not good at keeping secrets, especially when they involve your feelings for your best friend. You’ve never explicitly told either of them, though.

Eddie pulls into the parking lot of Hawkins Middle, and you snort out a laugh. “Holy shit.”

“Welcome back.” Eddie gestures to the brick building in front of him. “Where it all began.”

“You think?” You rummage in your pockets until you find your lighter and what is now a very crushed, unsmokable joint. “Oh, c’mon!” You groan, inspecting the bent, squashed cone.

Eddie’s brows knit together. “What did you expect us to do with that?”

“Well, it wasn’t always this fucked up!” You begin defensively, but he holds his hand up to silence you.

“Lucky for you, I have some. And it’s good stuff.” Eddie throws his arm over your seat, and your gaze lands on his jawline. Eddie’s always been beautiful to you, despite his “freakish” nature and wide range of facial expressions. You could admire the curve of his nose and the plush of his lips for hours, if you knew he wouldn’t catch you.

You whip your head back to the windshield too quickly as Eddie turns around, and you pray he doesn’t notice.

“Everything okay?” He asks, trying to inspect your features, but you won’t look at him.

“Mhm, yeah. Totally.”

“Right, okay. Anyway,” Eddie flicks the lock of his metal box open, and cracks the lid to reveal a few pre-rolled joints, a grinder, and a lighter. He plucks the thickest of his collection from the box, and flicks the lighter as he brings the joint to his lips. He inhaled deeply, closing his eyes as the smoke fills his lungs. You take the opportunity to watch him more closely, the way the filter sits between his ring clad fingers, the tendrils of smoke escaping from between his lips and into his flared nostrils, the wrinkle in his forehead when he tries not to cough, and the shake of his head when he fails.

He holds the joint out to you, burning between his thumb and middle finger. You carefully pinch the end of the filter, and bring the paper to your own lips. You will yourself to taste the tiny remnants of Eddie’s mouth, but mostly you taste the sweet smoke and thin paper. You repeat Eddie’s ritual, inhaling deeply as your eyes slip closed, letting the flower take its hold on your brain.

Paramore’s Liar hums softly through the speakers as you and Eddie pass the joint back and forth, giggling and talking like nothing’s changed in the last six years. In a lot of ways, nothing has. Matt never liked Eddie, but that didn’t stop you from spending every Thursday afternoon at Hellfire, and every Sunday watching movies. You and Eddie were inseparable, and you had never compromised that for anyone. Matt had even asked, a few times, if you’d stop being friends with Eddie for him. You’d laughed right in his face.

If you could go back and do it all again, you’d make the same choice. Having Eddie in your life was always going to be more important.

“Penny for your thoughts?” Eddie holds out the roach for you, and you take a puff before answering his question.

“I’m just thinkin’ about how much I appreciate you.” You muse, knowing it’s bound to feed his ego.

“Oh, really?” He takes the roach and stubs it out on the console, adding a several hundredth burn mark to it. “And why is that?”

You shrug, teasing him. “You’re just so good to me, Ed. You get me out of my house, smoke me up when I’m all sad and mopey. You know how to make me laugh.” You tick each finger as you lost out your reasons, each one tugging the corners of Eddie’s mouth higher. “I know you’d do it for any of your friends.” You finish, and meet his eyes as he shakes his head.

“I wouldn’t, though.”

“Of course you would! Remember when you took Lucas out for ice cream after his first basketball game because they didn’t play him? Or, when you set Robin up with that girl you met at The Hideout?”

Eddie holds up his hands in mock surrender. “Okay, okay, fine. I’m a saint! But you’re special.”

You roll your eyes. “Shut up. I’m just saying, you’re just so good. I don’t deserve you.” Your voice cracks as you say it, and you clear your throat to cover it.

Of course, he notices anyway. “Are you being serious? You are the most deserving person I know. Deserving of way more than whatever his name is.”

You glare at Eddie with disapproval. “You know his name.”

“Even if I do, it doesn’t matter. Fuck him.” He spits, clenching his jaw. This isn’t some playful hatred of the loser that cheated on you, Eddie is holding some serious malice towards a guy he barely knew.

You touch a finger to where his jaw is locked, and feel his expression soften immediately, like your skin melts his tension.

“It’s okay. Shit happens.” You’re saying it for his sake, knowing how protective he can be of his best friends. He takes your pain personally.

“No, it’s absolutely not okay! You don’t just cheat on your partner. Especially if that partner is-“ He clamps his mouth shut, silencing the ramble before it had time to take off.

“If they’re what?” You’re clueless, unsure what he’d been planning to say about you. Your heart ticks faster, whether with anticipation or embarrassment, you’re yet to decide.

Eddie huffs, expelling a mass amount of air from his lungs like he’d been holding his breath all night. “I can’t. It’s not fair to you, to tell you what I want to while you’re still grueving.” Eddie looks forward, never taking his eyes off the windshield. “I could say so much, but I can’t imagine you taking it well.”

It’s your turn to huff.

“Nothing you could say will hurt me more than I’ve ever experienced.”

“I don’t know if they’d hurt you, I’m more worried about how you’d see me after I say ‘em.” He talks quickly, rushing the words that must be causing his cheeks to turn pink in the low light of the car.

You think you have an idea about what Eddie wants to say. You can’t pretend you haven’t noticed his feelings for you, even subconsciously. He likes to hold your hand, he greets you with rib crushing hugs, says goodbye with a kiss on the forehead. He lends you his jacket on rainy days, and you’ve slept in his bed more than your own in the last three years. He’s always been there, through your parents’ divorce, to your first bully, to your first art gallery feature. You’ve seen every Corroded Coffin show, been at most of their band practices, learned DnD, and started listening to heavy music because of him. The more you think about it, the more you realize why none of your relationships have worked out. The only one you’ve ever been interested in is yours and Eddie’s. Everyone else had been out of convenience, and in some cases because of similarities between your suitors and your best friend.

As you realize this, Eddie’s turning his head to watch you think. “I want you to tell me.” The tiptoeing is driving you crazy.

“Fine, but I have to preface it with something. This wasn’t some ploy to get you, or anything. I didn’t plan to feel like this when I approached you in seventh grade. That being said, it was probably six weeks before I realized I had a crush on you. I didn’t do anything about it, probably because I was thirteen with a buzz cut and body odor. I thought it would just go away as time went on. But it didn’t, so I got like, super stressed out. We started high school and you started dating Jack or something, and remember we didn’t talk for like a month?”

You snort at the memory. “His name was definitely not Jack, it was Simon. And we dated for two weeks. And dating meant walking to recess and back together, not even holding hands.”

“Yeah! And it broke my little heart!” Eddie gestures wildly as he speaks. “Anyway, you demanded we fix our friendship, so I obliged like a gentleman, thinking I couldn’t possibly still have a crush on you after that debacle. Wrong again! I was a lost puppy, wounded and limping behind you while you charmed everyone you met. It was fuckin’ torture.” He looks at you now, and you stay quiet, willing him to go on. “This is all so emo, I’m sorry. I’ve been in love with you the whole time. It’s taken me six years to say it to you, and I still chose the worst possible time to do it.”

You can hear him, but you aren’t absorbing what he’s saying now. Instead, his last words repeat in your head, I’ve been in love with you the whole time. The whole time?! “Why did it take you so long?” You’re whispering now, knowing your voice will betray you.

“I didn’t want to lose you. You’re my best friend, and I couldn’t have you thinking it was only because I had feelings for you. You’re my best friend first and forever. But it still hurt like a bitch, not being able to tell you. I’m sorry I’m telling you now, I don’t expect you to process something like this any time soon. I don’t want a response, I just couldn’t take watching someone hurt you like that. I can’t fathom being that fucking stupid. And I’m still pretty stupid.”

You furrow your brow at him. “Don’t talk about my best friend like that. You’re the furthest thing from stupid.”

“So, we’re still best friends then? I didn’t scare you away?”

You shake your head. “That’s impossible. Believe it or not, Ed, you probably couldn’t scare me off if ya tried.”

“Good thing. I’m still so sorry.”

You offer your hand, palm up to him. He rests his palm against yours, and you entwine your fingers with his. “Don’t be sorry. I’ve been waiting six years for you to tell me that.”

Eddie lurches forward, craning his neck to look you in the face that’s still facing the windshield. “Are you fucking with me? Don’t fuck with me, definitely not right now. Y/n?”

You shake your head, gnawing on your bottom lip as you think of a reasonable response. “Swear on Dustin’s mother, I’m not fucking with you.” You meet his eyes straight on, unblinking, trying to communicate your feelings through your expression. “It might have taken a little longer for me to realize it, but it’s been you. It has always been you.”

Eddie’s eyes stay glued to yours, the warmth of them sucking you in as he searches your face for any inch of doubt. When he seemingly can’t find it, he inches closer to you, his arm resting on the dusty console as he invades your personal space.

Feeling a burst of confidence as Hayley’s Crystal Clear hums from the radio, and you mirror his movements, nudging his forearm with yours as you lean closer to him.

“If you hate this, just let me know. No hard feelings.” Eddie’s voice is barely a whisper. You don’t respond with words, but nod your head dismissively and close the gap between his lips and yours. Eddie’s breath hitches as he catches your mouth with his, your lips crushing against his eagerly, something you’ve wanted since you were thirteen.

Eddie pulls away first, only moving far enough away to look at you again. His face is flushed, eyes wide as he examines your face, probably looking similarly. “Why’d you stop?” You’re brimming with confidence as he blushes, his eyes darting from your face to your hands, resting on the console.

“I had to make sure it was real.” He reaches up and pinches his shoulder. “Ow. Yeah, okay. I guess it’s real.”

“We should do it again. Y’know, just to make sure.” He looks back up at you, and you lean in without another word, connecting your lips once again. This time, you deepen the kiss, tongue swiping against his bottom lip as if to ask permission. Eddie’s lips part wider, and your tongue meets his as you slide your free hand into his hair. His own cups your jaw, his thumb resting lightly on your chin just below your lips. He tastes like smoke and chocolate, his lips soft against yours as he bumps your nose with his.

It could have been minutes or hours by the time you separate, untangling your fingers from his wild curls. “Okay,” You speak first, your voice breathy. “It is real.”

Eddie’s lips split into a beaming smile. “Yeah, shit. I’m so glad.” He exhales shakily and tucks a stray hair behind his ear.

“So,” You pause, fidgeting with the hem of your shirt, “now what?”

Eddie doesn’t miss a beat. “I mean, I have plenty of ideas, but-“

“I’ll do anything with you.”

“Movie at my place?”

You hope it means what you think it does. “Yeah, definitely.” You shoot your mom a text that you’re staying over Eddie’s. She sends back a “Yay! Hope he makes you feel better :)” and you respond with a heart. He already has.

#eddie x reader #modern!au #modern!eddie #gn!reader #eddie munson one shot #eddie munson fluff

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nic-spit · 1 year

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Games I've played in 2022 in various categories

(Not games that only came out this year or that i only played this year, also not entirely comprehensive, some games removed because i only played a few minutes, some games removed due to moral conflicts, games can show up multiple times for crossing categories)

What pisses you off most about my ratings?

Ratings are incredibly arbitrary and do not accurately reflect the game. Just the number that hits me when I think of the game overall. Completely subjective. I promise. It's not an attack on u.

Love u have a good day.

Rating:

7-10: loved it! Wanna play it 24/7

4-6: good game, will play again but maybe won't be first choice

0-3: eh.

Total Games: 81

Free! On Steam!

• Just Act Natural - 7/10

• Hide and Shriek - 7/10

• Smithworks - 7/10

• One Armed Cook - 8/10

• Get Stuffed! - 8/10

Couch co-op

• Twisted Metal: Head-On - 7/10

• Plate Up! - 9/10

• Dysmantle - 9/10

• Cook, Serve, Delicious 2! - 9/10

• Destroy All Humans 2: Reprobed (2022) - 10/10

Sim Games

• Horse Tales: Emerald Valley Ranch - 5/10

• Honey I Joined a Cult - 5/10

• Horror Tycoon - 6/10

• Settlement Survival - 7/10

• Satisfactory - 7/10

• Smithworks - 7/10

• Tastemaker - 7/10

• Bear and Breakfast - 7/10

• Barbie Horse Adventure - 7/10

• Animal Shelter Simulator - 7/10

• One Armed Cook - 8/10

• Unicorn Tales - 8/10

• Castle Flipper - 8/10

• Barn Finders - 8/10

• Frost Punk - 8/10

• Space Haven - 8/10

• Parkasaurus - 8/10

• Let's Build a Zoo - 8/10

• The Forest - 8/10

• Going Medieval - 8/10

• V Rising - 8/10

• The Ranchers - 8/10

• Insaniquarium - 9/10

• Ooblets - 9/10

• Rustlers - 9/10

• Two Point Campus - 9/10

• Dinkum - 9/10

• Plate Up! - 9/10

• Cook, Serve, Delicious 2! - 9/10

• Prison Architect - 9/10

• Megaquarium - 9/10

• Sims 2 Pets - 9/10

• Hokko Life - 9/10

• Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life - 10/10

• Pupperazzi - 10/10

• House Flipper - 10/10

• Sims 2 Ultimate Collection - 10/10

• Sims 2 Castaway - 10/10

Puzzle/Roguelikes*

• We Were Here Forever - 5/10

• Tick Tock: A Tale For Two - 5/10

• Popup Dungeon - 6/10

• Labrynthine - 6/10

• Card Shark - 8/10

• Not Tonight - 8/10

• Unpacking - 9/10

• Going Under - 9/10

• Plate Up! - 9/10

• This Means Warp - 9/10

• Not Tonight 2 - 10/10

• Solar Ash - 10/10

Nostalgia Factor

• Klonoa (2022) - 7/10

• Klonoa 2 (2022) - 8/10

• Animal Crossing (OG) - 8/10

• Sims 2 Pets - 9/10

• Destroy All Humans (2020) - 9/10

• Destroy All Humans 2: Reprobed (2022) - 10/10

• Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life - 10/10

• Sims 2 Ultimate Collection - 10/10

• Sims 2 Castaway - 10/10

Multiplayer (>1) Horror Specifically

• They Die Tomorrow - 4/10

• We Were Here Forever - 5/10

• Tick Tock: A Tale For Two - 5/10

• Labrynthine - 6/10

• Propnight -7/10

• Boo Men - 7/10

• Hide and Shriek - 7/10

• Ghost Exile - 7/10

• Midnight Ghost Hunt - 8/10

• Get Stuffed! - 8/10

• Forewarned - 9/10

• Ghost Exorcism Inc - 9/10

• Project Zomboid - 10/10

Action/Adventure

• Rugrats in Paris - 3/10

• Popup Dungeon - 6/10

• Shrek - 7/10

• Roombo: First Blood - 7/10

• Halt the Heist - 7/10

• Emperor's New Groove - 7/10

• Twisted Metal: Head-On - 7/10

• Shrek 2 - 8/10

• Portal Knights - 8/10

• Embr - 8/10

• The Forest - 8/10

• V Rising - 8/10

• Shrek The Third - 8/10

• Ship of Fools - 8/10

• Insaniquarium - 9/10

• Dysmantle - 9/10

• This Means Warp - 9/10

• Pupperazzi - 10/10

• Solar Ash - 10/10

Two Player

• We Were Here Forever - 5/10

• Tick Tock: A Tale For Two - 5/10

• Hide and Shriek - 7/10

• Ship of Fools - 8/10

• Dysmantle - 9/20

• Cook, Serve, Delicious 2! - 9/10

• Destroy All Humans 2: Reprobed (2022) - 10/10

Multiplayers (over 2)

• They Die Tomorrow - 4/10

• Labrynthine - 6/10

• Tower Unite - 7/10

• Just Act Natural - 7/10

• Propnight - 7/10

• Halt the Heist -7 /10

• Smithworks - 7/10

• Boo Men - 7/10

• Ghost Exile - 7/10

• The Escapists - 7/10

• One Armed Cook - 8/10

• Portal Knights - 8/10

• Very Very Valet - 8/10

• Embr - 8/10

• The Forest - 8/10

• V Rising - 8/10

• Midnight Ghost Hunt - 8/10

• The Ranchers - 8/10

• Get Stuffed! - 8/10

• Plate Up! - 9/10

• This Means Warp - 9/10

• Forewarned - 9/10

• Dinkum - 9/10

• Ghost Exorcism Inc - 9/10

• Project Zomboid - 10/10

*put together because I'm not usually a fan of these genres so i don't have many games for them

Gotta get started on that 2023 list 😤😤

#videogames #steam #PC #PS4 #PS5 #comedy #horror #funny #twitch #streaming

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comeforthepizza · 1 day

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Showbiz Pizza Magic Night (1984), Segment 7: "Letters to Looney Bird #2/Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" Transcript

Note: Here we are, at segment seven of Magic Night, with the second Letters to Looney Bird segment and Beach Bear's cover of Every Little Thing She Does is Magic. This was probably the hardest segment to do because it gets so unhinged so fast, but I did my best! Only one more segment after this one, but if you missed the rest of them, you can find links to them all at the bottom of the script. You can find the footnotes in the same area.

Some extra stammers and stutters omitted for clarity's sake.

As always, if I've made any mistakes, please let me know so I can fix them ASAP!

MAGIC NIGHT 1984

SEGMENT SEVEN: "LETTERS TO LOONEY BIRD #2/EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC"

Featuring:

Burt "Sal" Wilson as Fatz Geronimo

Aaron Fechter as Billy Bob Brockali and Looney Bird

Duke Chauppetta as Dook LaRue

Shalisa Sloan as Mitzi Mozzarella

Rick Bailey as Beach Bear

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FATZ: Hello, hello, hello! And welcome back to Magic Show here at Showbiz Pizza Place. Now, this next song certainly conjures up a special feeling of magic in my heart. It’s called, Every Little Thing She Does is Magic and it’s by a band I’m sure you’re all familiar with called The Police.

LOONEY BIRD: Wait, Fatz, wait! Hold on! Before you play your next song, I wondered if you’d mind if I did a little segment of Letters to Looney Bird.

FATZ: I don’t know, Looney Bird. I like the show and everything, no offense, but I’m just about to sing a song and I’d like to use these few minutes for my own little introduction, if you know what I mean. So, uh, it’s not often I get to visit with the audience here. I like to talk to them just a minute, you know.

LOONEY BIRD: Okay, okay. Well, I’ll be real quick. And besides, the next letter was written to you.

FATZ: No, I said, it’s, uh… What?

LOONEY BIRD: Yeah, to you.

FATZ: … It’s written to me?

LOONEY BIRD: Yeah. Yeah.

FATZ: Well, why didn’t you say so? That’s a horse of a different color!

LOONEY BIRD: Yeah, okay. Well, thanks, Fatz!

FATZ: Go right ahead and read it there! Uh-uh, yes! Take all the time you need.

BILLY BOB: See, Looney Bird? All you had to do was ask politely. A few good manners goes a long way!

FATZ: Read the letter, Looney Bird.

LOONEY BIRD: Yeah, okay, quiet on the set. Give me my music!

(The band cues up the Letters to Looney Bird music and sound effects, underscoring LOONEY BIRD’s dialogue.)

LOONEY BIRD (Cont.): And now, Showbiz Pizza Place proudly presents: Letters to Looney Bird! An in-depth look at characters, places, and even some other characters here at Showbiz Piz-

FATZ: Read- Read- Read the letter, Looney Bird.

LOONEY BIRD: Your host today is me, the Looney Bird, the world-renowned, uh. Okay. Okay, I’ll read the letter. Forget the intro.

(The music and sound effects fade out.)

LOONEY BIRD (Cont.): Okay, here’s the letter. This letter is written from eight-year-old Debbie Hawkins of Jacksonville, Florida. We got anybody from Jacksonville out there?

FATZ: Uh, read the letter, Looney Bird, I wanna hear what you’re telling me.

LOONEY BIRD: Okay, okay. Okay, yeah. Quick, quick, here it comes. “Dear Looney Bird, I am writing you this letter because I have a crush on Fatz.” Yeah, yeah! “But please don’t tell him because I would just die.”

(This draws laughter from a few members of the band.)

FATZ: Read it, Looney Bird!

LOONEY BIRD (Cont.): “Could you find out how old he is, so I can know what the chances are of us going steady? I am only eight, but my daddy says I’m real mature for my age. Thank you very much. Love, Debbie Hawkins.” Well, Fatz, do you have an answer for Debbie?

FATZ: Uh. Well-

DOOK (In a mocking falsetto voice.): “Will you go steady with me, Fatz? I just love those big muscles and black hair!”

(This draws more laughter.)

FATZ: Hey! Dook, if you don’t quit that-

BILLY BOB: Come on, Dook, hey come on, let’s-

FATZ: Hey! Cut the sarcasm back there, if you don’t mind. Now, uh, what was that question, Looney Bird?

LOONEY BIRD: Debbie wants to know how old you are.

FATZ: Oh, that’s right. Uh, let me see, uh… How old I am… Uh… I don’t know. 20? 30? 40? Beats me! I really don’t know. Uh.

BEACH BEAR: Oh, come on.

LOONEY BIRD: Okay, well, come on, I mean, you know, be serious!

FATZ: Well, uh. Okay. Just- Just- Just- Just, uh. Let me think here. Uh. Tell you the truth, I’m, uh, I’m exactly-lactly, presently and accounted for, not more or less than, uh… eleven years of faithful gorilla service to all ape kind.

LOONEY BIRD: Eleven?

FATZ: That means I’m eleven, not a day older.

LOONEY BIRD: You expect my show to have any credibility telling someone you’re eleven!?

(BEACH BEAR starts to interject.)

FATZ: I am eleven! That’s what I said! And, uh-

LOONEY BIRD: Beach Bear, what were you gonna say?

BEACH BEAR: I was gonna say, if we cut his leg in half, I think we could count the rings and really find out the whole answer to this.

(Everyone laughs.)

FATZ: No, no, I’m really-

BILLY BOB: That’s a zinger!

(More laughter.)

BEACH BEAR: Thanks.

FATZ: I’m eleven in gorilla years.

LOONEY BIRD: Oh. Gorilla years. Explain that, please.

FATZ: Well, you’ve heard of dog years, haven’t you?

LOONEY BIRD: Boy, I’m a good commentator.

FATZ: Yeah, you are, Looney Bird. You’re a good-

LOONEY BIRD: You think I’m gonna get good ratings for this?

FATZ: Yeah!

LOONEY BIRD: Excuse me. Go ahead, go ahead, I’m sorry.

FATZ: I think you’re a [?]*, too.

(Everyone laughs.)

BILLY BOB: Now, come on, let’s uh- uh. How old are you, Fatz? Go ahead, tell us.

FATZ: Well, I’m eleven in gorilla years. You’ve heard of dog years and everything.

BILLY BOB: Uh-huh.

FATZ: One people year’s supposed to equal seven dog years, right?

BILLY BOB: Uh-huh.

FATZ: Well, so you got dog years, you got gorilla years. You got mouse years, you got bear years, bird years. You got all kinds of years. You got groundhog years, you got green spotted snapping turtle years. And you got Tasmanian leaf-eating albino pygmy gopher years, you know.

LOONEY BIRD: Tasmanian what?

FATZ: You got walrus years, and you got antelope years-

BILLY BOB: Wait a minute, Fatz. Wait a minute. That’s enough. We all got the point, um-

(As FATZ goes on, DOOK, BEACH BEAR, and MITZI begin to laugh.)

FATZ: You got horny toad years, you got pregnant guppy years, and you know what else you got? You got Sam the Chowderhead years.

(BILLY BOB joins in the laughter.)

BILLY BOB: Sam the Chowderhead? What- What brought that up?

FATZ: Yeah, and you also- you got water buffalo, baby water buffalo years, uh-

BEACH BEAR: Hey, how do you-

FATZ: Huh?

BEACH BEAR: How do you know all this?

FATZ: I just know it. I know about baby buffalos. I know they’re all required to hibernate during the first month of every year for a couple of weeks unless, of course, they have a note from their mamas.

(BILLY BOB laughs.)

BILLY BOB: A note from their mamas?

FATZ: That’s exactly right.

BILLY BOB: Well, how do you know that?

FATZ: Well, it’s common sense.

BILLY BOB: Oh. Whoa.

FATZ: Didn’t you take biology in high school?

BILLY BOB: Yeah! I did. Was I supposed to learn that?

FATZ: Yeah. They’re supposed to teach you that. You guess you know but you don’t remember?

BILLY BOB: Maybe I kinda remember. I made a C.

FATZ: You don’t know about the baby water buffalo?

BILLY BOB: Well, uh, it’s- a little bit of it. Yeah, let me think about that for a minute. Um.

LOONEY BIRD: Uh. Okay. Well. Let’s move onto another letter.

BILLY BOB: No, Looney Bird, I think we were only allowed one letter here. I don’t know.

LOONEY BIRD: Yeah, okay. I’m sure Fatz wouldn’t mind if I read some letters. There were a few addressed to me. A few girls want to know about me. Or a few, uh, birds want to know about me.

FATZ: Yeah, I’m sure they all do, Looney Bird, but can the letter stuff right now, we got to sing a song.

BILLY BOB: Hey, I just thought of something about water buffalos I learned!

FATZ: No, no, would you all- would you just finish up? Why don’t you talk about water buffalos outside, there, Billy Bob? Just take it out the back door, there.

LOONEY BIRD: Yeah, okay, Billy Bob. Come on, yeah, you’re spoiling my show here, anyway. Okay, what are we gonna do now, Fatz?

FATZ: Well, I’d like to dedicate this next song to little Debbie Hawkins, wherever she may be.

LOONEY BIRD: Jacksonville, Florida. I said that at the beginning.

[SONG: EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC (ORIGINALLY BY THE POLICE)]

BEACH BEAR:

THOUGH I’VE TRIED BEFORE TO TELL HER

OF THE FEELINGS I HAVE FOR HER IN MY HEART

EVERY TIME THAT I COME NEAR HER

I JUST LOSE MY NERVE AS I’VE DONE FROM THE START

EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC

EVERYTHING SHE DO JUST TURNS ME ON

EVEN THOUGH MY LIFE BEFORE WAS TRAGIC

NOW I KNOW MY LOVE FOR HER GOES ON

DO I HAVE TO TELL THE STORY

OF A THOUSAND RAINY DAYS SINCE WE FIRST MET

IT’S A BIG ENOUGH UMBRELLA

BUT IT’S ALWAYS ME THAT ENDS UP GETTING WET

EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC

EVERYTHING SHE DO JUST TURNS ME ON

EVEN THOUGH MY LIFE BEFORE WAS TRAGIC

NOW I KNOW MY LOVE FOR HER GOES ON

I RESOLVED TO CALL HER UP

A THOUSAND TIMES A DAY

ASK HER IF SHE’LL MARRY ME

SOME OLD-FASHIONED WAY

BUT MY

ALL**:

SILENT FEARS HAVE GRIPPED ME

LONG BEFORE I REACH THE PHONE

AND BEFORE MY TONGUE HAS TRIPPED ME

MUST I ALWAYS BE ALONE

BEACH BEAR:

EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC

EVERYTHING SHE DO JUST TURNS ME ON

EVEN THOUGH MY LIFE BEFORE WAS TRAGIC

NOW I KNOW MY LOVE FOR HER GOES ON

EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC

EVERYTHING SHE DO JUST TURNS ME ON

EVEN THOUGH MY LIFE BEFORE WAS TRAGIC

NOW I KNOW MY LOVE FOR HER GOES ON

ON AND ON AND

EVERY LITTLE THING

EVERY LITTLE

EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES

EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS

MAGIC, MAGIC, MAGIC

ALL:

E-OH, E-OH, E-OH, E-OH

BEACH BEAR:

EVERY LITTLE THING

EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS

ALL:

MAGIC, MAGIC, MAGIC

YO, YO

YO, YO, YO, YO, YO

(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK.)

BEACH BEAR:

BIG ENOUGH UMBRELLA

END.

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Footnotes:

*It sounds as if Fatz says something along the lines of “commonsseur”, which could possibly be a play on the words “commentator” and “connoisseur” or an entirely different word/phrase altogether. They move on from the joke very quickly, so there’s very little context to go off of. My guess is that it’s likely the former, but I’d rather play a guessing game in the footnotes than have it be wrong in the actual transcript. :)

**“ALL” section includes Fatz, Mitzi, and Dook backing up Beach Bear, who remains on lead vocals all through the song. Left and right stage curtains are closed through this number.

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Check out the rest of Magic Night!:

Magic Night Intro/Magic Medley

Fatz's Witch Story/That Old Black Magic

The Magic Touch (Outtake)

Letters to Looney Bird #1/Little Arrows

Abracadabra Medley Intro/Abracadabra Medley

Multiple Voice Syndrome/Puff the Magic Dragon

Ambience Skit/Magic (from Xanadu)

Michael Jackson Intro/Michael Jackson Tribute

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sykhan048 · 2 years

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Your Beloved...(chapter 25)

At Endeavor, Cutler was doing some paper work. Today was janes birthday. He was in his study engrossed in work. He was trying to make himself busy. This is the only way that he can forget his pains for some time. Mini watched him. She also felt bad for him. Then she thought something. She went from there. After some time she came at Cutler's study. He was still working. Mini entered the study. He was still working. He didn't notice Mini. Mini silently walk past Cutler's table and went to the balcony.

After sometime, Cutler's concentration broke by heard some sound. He looked here and their and saw Mini was talking with someone. He was surprised because he can't see anyone's presence except Mini. He got up from his seat and tried to hear the not so one way conversation.

Mini: You know what, Today I ride the horse. With Cutler. You know who is Cutler? Ok let me tell you He is the Chairman of East India tra....(suddenly stop) OOpsss...I forgot You know him already. You know what He hurt his teeth just because of his ego. He even ready to bear the pain but not ready to go to dentist. Such a rude and Egoistic person. Bitter groud. huhhh!!!

Cutler was totally confused that Mini is talking about him to a invisible person.

Mini: You know what he call me brainless kid. KID??? Am I look like a kid? Always scold me.

Cutler is now curious to know that who is the person that Mini is complaining about him. He went behind her.

Mini: Yes, I also trouble him, Quarrel with him. But you know How innocent I am.

Cutler: who is there? (muttered)

Mini: But anyways, He is not much bad that I thought. He is a nice person. He cares for me. How much I irritate or annoy him he could never hurt me.

Cutler smiled a little.

Mini: But one things that I don't like about him. He always hide his pain and anger behind his coldness. I don't like him for this behavior.

Cutler lost some where.

Mini: Oh no, I have to go otherwise the bitter ground will come and start his boring lectures.

Cutler chuckles.

Mini: Good night Mom. I love u. I miss you.

Cutler: Mini!!

Mini: oh Cutler! come in.

Cutler came in.

Cutler: what are you doing?

Mini: nothing just talking with my mom. Do you wanna met her?

Cutler: With pleasure but you said you mom....

Mini: hmm. I said but that doesn't mean I can't talk with her. look..(She pointed her finger)

Cutler followed the direction and see that I was a star.

Mini: That is my mom. Clam and steadily shining. I never got a chance to met my mom. I don't have any attachment or any memory of her. I don't even remember her face. But when I saw my friends with their mom, I really felt sad. I thought if my mom was alive then I could also get the warmth of my mom, I could also get the love of my mom. Yes, My dad loves me a lot. When I was a child I cry a lot for my mom. I was in depression. I felt incomplete without her.

Cutler: Then What did you do?

Mini: Not me. My dad did. He took me to our terrace and pointed that star and said that,

" This is your mom. She is watching you. Dear, your mom love you so much"

Little Mini: Then why did she go to sky? Didn't she know How much I miss her?

"She know it. She also miss you. She don't like to see you sad. But She can't came. She was so pure that god take her. Because god need good people to make star angels. But she don't like to see her princess in the pool of tears. She also cry along with you. Do you want to make your mom cry?"

Little Mini: No dad. I don't want.

"Then promise me and your mom that you will always stay happy. For your mother's sake. If you want to say anything to your mom or miss her, you will talk with her. She will definitely listen to you."

Little Mini: yes dad. I will never cry again. never.

Mini: That time dad just tell me this things to sooth a motherless child. He just tell me a story to save me from depression. Indeed it's just a excuse to distract a child. But what ever he want to say was absolutely correct. (Turning to Cutler and holding his hand) Cutler, We have no control in our birth and death. We can't have any option to choose these things. We can't ignore this 2 things. It is already decided. Death is a truth we have to accept. If we always stay sad by remembering them, they will also won't get peace.

Cutler was listening to her very attentively.

Mini: I had not a single memory of my mom, but I keep myself alive with that childish talk to keep her soul happy. You have so many bitter- sweet memory of jane, the moment's which you spend with her, janes works, her paintings everything. If I can do it then can't you live you life like jane wanted to see? Today is janes Birthday. Do you thing she is happy to see her brother sad? Didn't she was the one who wised never ending smile and happiness for you? You are making her fell guilty for her death which was not in her control.

Cutler looked another direction to control his tears. Mini understand this. She was about to go but stop midway.

Mini: I know it is hard for you. You can take your time. I just want to tell you something. (pointing a little girl) Her name is also jane and today is also her birthday. She is a daughter of a poor fisherman. Her parents couldn't celebrate her birthday. I promised her to celebrate her birthday. If you want, you can also join with me. At least the smile of this little girl will give peace to jane.

Mini went from their leaving Cutler alone to give him some time for himself.

Mini went to the garden. The garden was decorated as the occasion of birthday. Mini made all the arrangements. The Children came there along with the birthday girl Jane. She was so happy to watch this arrangements. The children thanked Mini. Mini smiled to them but then she looked at the The Endeavor. The Shadow of Cutler is visible threw the curtain of his study's window. Mini sigh.

Mini: (in mind) Will Cutler come?

Children's are went to get ready with their best clothes. Mini was still waiting for Cutler.

Meanwhile Cutler was watching them from window.

He was thinking about Mini's words. But then he scope his mind and came back to his desk.

At black pearl,

Someone is calculating something. He is sitting on a large table holding a bottle of rum and staring a compass. Yes he is the legendary Captain Jack Sparrow. He is searching his map which is lost.

"we still didn't find jack....Jack??"

Will and Gibs are talking while walking past the dock. They saw Jack and shocked. The ran to him.

Will: Jack, Where have you been?

Jack: Eh...working to find..Er....help ya.

Gibs: Why I am feeling sir that you are hiding something.

Will: Jack you went Tortuga right?

Jack: ......(couldn't say any thing)

Will: Jack where is your map?

Jack: emm...Itislost.

Will: What?

Jack: it is lost.

Will and Gibs wide their eyes in shock.

At ground,

The birthday girl arrived. She is looking so cute.

Mini: You are looking so cute Jane. Happy birthday dear.

Mini said with a smile.

Jane: Thank you Miss Sen.

Mini: Your welcome, (softly pulling her cheeks).

The children asked her to come and start the party. Mini was lost in ger thought. The lights are still on at Cutler's study.

Mini: Maybe he won't come. I really hoped a lot. (sigh)

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peepeegamer · 2 years

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217 Classic Fantasy Computer Games That I’m Gonna Laugh If You Don’t Know Them

1. Red Skull Awakening

2. Low Key Theft

3. The Strange Case of the Pope Hat

4. Title Town

5. Holi-nomics

6. Good Girls Don’t Work at the Good Girls Club (Final Continuation)

7. Don’t Touch The W.O.l.l.d.s

8. S-K-I-L-L-I-N-G

9. Coloring Screen Dream

10. In the Eye of the Starer

11. Dance’s For People Who Don’t Have Times

12. You Have To Pee In The Bathtub

13. Bump

14. Let’s Make an Art

15. Felt, Soap, Wax & Washing 2

16. Temple of the Unkillable Horseshoe Crab

17. The Dream of the Red Mansion

18. Sandwich Recovery Bingo

19. Trouble in Science

20. I Know I Am I Know I Am

21. Super Garbage Truck

22. Sympathy Carl

23. Distractor

24. M.O.M.O.N.T.O

25. Super Bags

26. Dirt and Vinegar

27. Steve Wosniak’s Breakout

28. Rise and Shine or The Swing Show

29. Super Secret Cyber Lab (A Whole New World)

30. I Love Happy

31. Nancy Drew: The Clues are in the Clues

32. Hell is for Horses

33. What the Baby Knew

34. Fancy Home Cookin’

35. Friday Night Pirates

36. Niceboy

37. I Know I Am I Know I Am Part 2

38. The Second Coming of the Golden Time

39. It Wasn’t A Robot

40. Wife’s Friend Finder

41. Bloodscream: Burdened

42. TelevanD?

43. Hello Man

44. Do Something

45. Ugly Even Then

46. The Onion Bites

47. Cat Hole Blues

48. The S-L-O-V-E D-R-I-N-G O-N

49. Screams of the Invisible Mouse

50. Alien Hominid Viruses I (and II, III, and IV)

51. Anakin and Padme in the Crib

52. Plastic Crimewave and the Pinball On Fire

53. Hot Hot Hot Hot

54. The Oldest Man in the World

55. The Hum

56. Don’t Touch the Guitar

57. The Bizarre Dog Party Song #1

58. Unlimited 4

59. Do Not Open Door 10 with a Bunch from a Hole a Bunch

60. Trash Breaker Billion

61. A Ride from a Gun from a Dead Gun – You Should Give a Ride from the Handlebars of a Dead Man – Ride Into the Unknown

62. You are a Fuckin Bitch

63. The Big Bang of Now There Were 4 Million Bouncy Balls on the Floor

64. Dial Jus Pop

65. Big Man in Town: Total Bastardization

66. There’s no Way to Hide a Hole Like There is Nothing

67. Pepper Crush

68. Mind Shake

69. Big Score: Fun and Profit

70. You Ain’t Had Good Times in a Long Time by Elton Dean

71. Crunching Bag

72. Whoa!

73. The Pregnancy Experience

74. Paper Clip Splitter

75. Mission to Malfius

76. The Room Where You Live

77. Mayor of the Apes

78. The Legend Reborn 1-5

79. Slip through The Keyhole

80. The Case of the Happy Smiling Bomber

81. Watermines

82. Fruit Chain

83. Micrograms

84. Power to Kiss

85. In The Bizz

86. Don’t Ask The Bear (A Story with Heart, or A Story about Bears)

87. Just Friends: Just Friends

88. Hold On For A Second!

89. Attack the Weird Eyeball

90. International Zone

91. Dupe Corner

92. Soundproof

93. Flirter

94. T.R.A.I.T.

95. Butterfly Screening B

96. Sunday Never Knows

97. Deeply Creepy Poltergeist Activity

98. Sesacrozt

99. Grand Theft Scrooge

100. No Joy At All

101. Yapper

102. Chalk Dust Torture

103. Monkeys are Beating U

104. A Good Job

105. Spoonfight on the Beach (The Boneyard, Part 8)

106. Odd Jobs Done Urka

107. Stilettinian Lingerdictions

108. Claw of Cassadar

109. The Voodoo Show

110. Witch’s Deliverer

111. Freshman Orientation

112. Neon Baby Shower

113. C’est la fin de la saison amoureuse

114. Completely Normal Guy

115. Chantez le Faisant Peau or French Joke

116. From the Body Up (Again)

117. Tears of a Dog

118. My Bic

119. The Saturday Morning Experience

120. Never Give Up

121. Invisitrek

122. Bitch

123. Why Wanna Be a Mousy Bouncer

124. History is Watching You

125. The Man Friday and His Friendly Songs of Good Fortune

126. Charmy Vs Godzilla

127. No One Likes You! No One Likes You at All

128. The Night Of the Bully Bus

129. Is This What You Call Music?

130. Redises

131. Cubes

132. Sesercockatoolz

133. Real Fake

134. Magia Contra

135. S’il Suffis

136. Suffer Now – Be Clean Forever

137. Norman Vandervoort

138. Free to Go

139. The Baking Factory Goes to...

140. The Story of Uncopyrighted Material

141. A Fuzzy Concept

142. The Man Who Cried I’m A Pigman

143. Keep On Bringin That Bad Medicine

144. Judge of the Precious Youngster

145. Character Assassination Smackdown

146. Alien Loves Company

147. Shrink to Fit

148. We Have a Long Story to Tell You: A Musical Story

149. Calling All Cars

150. I Won’t Apologize for Anything

151. Super Secret Cyber Lab

152. Evilution

153. Embalmer’s Rules of Engagement

154. Artesia’s Doom-a-Vision

155. Power Surge 3

156. Cash Taker

157. Faylean Pond

158. You Could Be Mine: A Budweiser Story

159. Black and White in the Red and Green Jungle

160. Don’t Ask Me

161. Have a Nice Day (If You Can Get There Without a Nuclear Missile)

162. Bobcat Trench Run

163. FOOTBALL ASYLUM 2

164. It Is Wrong to Ask the Dead Things What They Want

165. There’s Only a Spoonful of Sugar Left in the World

166. Discover Tams

167. I’m So Lucky

168. UFOMIN at the Carnival

169. Do Not Eat the Grub!

170. The World of Steven Cohen

171. Donut Donnie’smelodeloesverytime

172. From the Body Up

173. Forbidden Games 2 (aka The First Time Part 1)

174. SuperSecretCyberLab

175. Laundry and Other Pleasures

176. The Empire and the Search for a New Emperor

177. Welcome to Holi-nomics, a Place Where Zombies Dance on a Plane Crash Site

178. In the Clink! by Elton dean

179. Redisesuit

180. Scratch the Surface

181. The Hallway Scene

182. Quest for the Magnetic Stylus

183. Passion of the Ranger

184. The White Stuff

185. The S-L-O-D-Watcher

186. Your Pain Is My Personal Broadway

187. Tomorrow Never Knows

188. I Will Become A Raptor

189. Under the Tarp

190. A Fuzzy Concept 3

191. Proctology Class 2 with Professor Zing Zangzong

192. Cars Are Forever

193. The Warm Fuzzy Wuzzy Warmer

194. Butter Mack Dash

195. Refraction Academy

196. Hyena River Files

197. The Very Best of Data Libel

198. Eat It While It’s Hot

199. Lenticular Target Practice

200. S-H-E-E

201. A Fuzzy Concept 2

202. War Man

203. You Can’t Make Friends On Earth

204. The War of Art

205. Cisphallate

206. For the Love of R-rated Batman

207. Trouble in Sunshine

208. Intersecter

209. Dead Handsome Zombie

210. Polygon Man

211. Captain Contessa’s Bullpen

212. Desk Time

213. The Last Laser Dog

214. Sucks on Eggs

215. Chimes

216. Who do I have to Say Fuck to

217. Shift From Painted Black to Pink

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manjiroro · 3 years

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heyhey!! may i please request a fluff oneshot for the tokyo revengers girls (hinata tachibana, emma sano, yuzuha shiba, senju kawaragi) where we go to an amusement park with all of them? perspective is female please. thank u so so much <3!

going to an amusement park with them

characters: hinata, emma, senju, yuzuha

content: fluff, fem reader

heyy thank you for requesting!! AAA yes, i love the tokyo revengers girls, i really love this idea a lot~~ ALSO im so sorry if i misunderstood if you meant all of them together or individually,, i did all of them together if it’s okay with you :’’ if not feel free to req again if you wanted it to be indiv!!

i apologise for any mistakes and i hope you enjoy~~

You and the girls had decided to go to an amusement park to unwind and take a break from the guys and their gang stuff. Besides, you guys thought it would be a fun outing to enjoy yourselves at an amusement park, riding rides, playing games and eating good food together.

Upon reaching the amusement park, Emma and Senju were the ones to drag you, Hina and Yuzuha in. They were too excited to enjoy themselves.

“So, what should we do first?”

Yuzuha asked after trying to catch her breath from Senju and Emma dragging you guys and practically sprinting inside.

“I wanna go on the rollercoaster!”

“We should go on a merry-go-round first~”

“Eh~? But, I’m kinda hungry.”

The other girls started bantering on what to do first until you spoke up,

“How about, we go get some food first then, we can go onto the merry-go-round. We’ll walk around afterwards then we can go on the rollercoasters~”

The girls pondered for a moment before collectively nodding their heads, agreeing with your suggestion. The five of you went around the amusement park, looking at and deciding on what to eat. You guys eventually got all your food and found a place to sit. As you guys were eating, the girls were ranting about the guys, gossiping about them.

“Mikey is so insufferable sometimes. Just this morning, he refused to wake up and I had to quite literally drag him out of bed!”

Emma commented, huffing as she took a sip of her drink.

“Ehh? Surely he can’t be that bad.”

“Oh yes he is, you probably don’t know about it Hina, since Takemichy only says good things about Mikey.”

“It’s just like Hakkai and his love for Mitsuya. I’ve only ever heard of how great Mitsuya is from him, it’s practically the only thing he talks about.”

Yuzuha commented, making the rest of you giggle at her comment.

“Ah well, I don’t really have anything to complain about my brother, he’s pretty cool.”

Senju adds, making Emma and Yuzuha sigh.

After you guys were done eating, you started making your way to the merry go round while the girls trail behind you. On the merry go round, you and the girls had fun relieving your childhoods, remembering the times you felt like princesses while riding on the horses of the merry go round. Delighted smiles and laughter could be heard from the five of you. Afterwards, you guys started walking around the park, looking for rides to sit on.

You guys continued walking around until you stumbled upon the games area. Booths were filled with many different kinds of stuffed toys and games that were hard to win but attracted people either way. You guys had fun playing the games anyway even if they were rigged. But after a few minutes of trying, Emma managed to win a stuffed bear with the help of Hina, she couldn’t contain her excitement as she hugged Hina while jumping up and down, thanking her for helping.

You guys played all the games available and were only able to win one prize. Slouched in defeat, you guys continued walking around while having a small chit chat session with each other.

“GUYS, LOOK! CAN WE GO ON THAT?!”

Senju exclaimed at the top of her lungs while pointing at the tallest roller coaster you’ve ever seen. The rest of you looked at each other in fear as you heard the terrified riders screaming at the top of their lungs as they reached the 90 degree drop.

“Uh.. Senju-”

“It’s fine, it’s fine, we’ll be fine~!”

Senju chimed as she pushed the four of you to the entrance of the roller coaster. You could feel your whole body shake as you wait in line to get on, behind you stood Emma firmly clinging onto Hina’s side. Despite her constant reassurance to Emma, you can tell she was slightly shaking as well. Yuzuha stood beside you, her face looked paler than before while Senju stood at front, body shaking in anticipation instead of fear.

By the time you reached the front of the line, you could feel your legs turning into jelly as you tried your best to climb into the seat, sitting in between Senju and Yuzuha, behind you were Hina and Emma.

As the countdown started, you closed your eyes, bracing for what was to come when you felt a strong gush of wind as the roller coaster sent all of you forward. As you went through loops, turns and drops, Senju’s laugter could be easily heard while the rest of you practically screamed your lungs out. Minutes felt like hours as the ride finally ends, Senju raised her hands as she still had a giddy smile on her face.

“How was it? That was pretty awesome~!”

Senju said as she skipped out of the exit, she turned to face you guys, clutching onto each other for dear life. You could barely feel your legs and felt as if you could fall at any second. Senju can’t help but to laugh at your reactions, before guiding you guys to a nearby bench.

At this point, the sun was already setting, the lamps and the lights on the rides lit up, illuminating the whole park with a pretty neon. The girls’ eyes lit up, admiring the beauty of the park, faces illuminated with the same neon hue from the rides.

“Hey, we should ride the ferris wheel next.”

You suggested which made the three girls perk up, instantly getting better from their roller coaster experience. Senju nodded and grabbed onto your hands, helping you up.

Being in the same cabin, the five of you looked out the windows, amazed by the mesmerizing view of the park.

“Wah~ It’s beautiful~”

Hinata comments while looking out the window.

“Haha it feels as if we’re on top of the world~!”

Senju adds as her face was practically squished up against the glass.

The rest of you giggled while enjoying the peaceful ride. Looking out, the sky was decorated with many small stars which makes the view look even more magical.

The ride eventually came to a stop as the five of you climbed out of the cabin, feeling much more satisfied and refreshed with the whole trip.

“Ah~ We should hang out more often, today was so much fun!”

Hina spoke as you guys made your way out of the park.

“Yes, we should! Ah, this is the most fun I’ve had in ages.”

Yuzuha said as she liffted her arms to feel more of the cool breeze that past by.

“Oh, we should go to a cafe sometime, I know a place that sells great desserts~”

Emma smiled at the rest of you.

“Sure thing, let’s take a picture to remember this!”

Senju excitedly said as she pointed to you. You had brought along your camera for this occasion, you nodded towards Senju as you called out for a passerby for help.

The camera flashes as the five of you posed in front of the amusement park. Thanking the passerby, you took back your camera as the girls crowded around you, watching the picture get developed. Taking the picture, you can’t help but to smile at it, you will never forget how much fun you had today. <3

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the-possum-writes · 3 years

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could u maybe do a finn x reader imagine where reader is a princess that needs rescuing? ❤️❤️ also thank you for being such a lovely author!!

What a Princess Does [Finn Mertens]

A/n: Sorry for the delay, but thanks for the support~

Pairing: Finn x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 1271

The day of your coronation finally came. With your eldest sibling being crowned King, you were given the title of princess along with a crown to prove your title. It's not that intricate as your sibling's crown, just a smooth band of gold with a single jewel on top.

"Greet our new subjects (y/n)." your brother comments, waving at the citizens below the castle porch.

"Why?" you respond.

"Because it's what royals do, especially princesses." That's something that lingers in your mind for a while. What does a princess do exactly? After the day of your coronation you've been receiving tea party invitations from other princesses, finding it as a nice opportunity to find out an answer for your question.

"What does a princess do? Look glamorous of course-!" Slime princess responded with a flick of, what you assume is her slimy hair.

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"A princess is responsible of filling their head with knowledge and share it with others." is what Turtle Princess told you, her library more than an obvious demonstration of her love for literature. Even if it's on the more spicy side.

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"What? A princess doesn't have to do anything, just sit back, relax and watch others do things for you." Lumpy space princess scoffs at the thought of responsibilities, she's way more interested at picking up boys. But then again she's homeless so you can't completely trust her advice.

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"A princess is just as important as a king or queen, it's your duty to watch over your kingdom and help them prosper." Princess Bubblegum, the more strict of the bunch, explained more than you were expecting to hear.

It made your status as a princess sound more important but your self-doubt manifested itself as well. What if you're not fit for the role? Your thoughts are interrupted when the carriage came to an abrupt stop. Worry started to fill your stomach when you heard horses run away and your guards cry out and drop to the ground. The door opened up to a tall man wearing dark robes, a bandit you assume.

"You're a princess right?" the man asked.

Fear climbs up your throat, unable to speak but still responding with the nod of your head. The man grunts in relief. "Good." before tossing you over his shoulder.

You finally snapped out of your shock after a minute or two. "Hey! What are you doing!?" you start shouting.

"I'm kidnapping you, it's what all the bad guys do to princesses."

Somehow that part made sense to you no matter how messed up it sounded. The man kept rambling about how he'll hold you hostage for ransom money, you had faith that your brother wouldn't leave you hanging, but that doesn't mean you're frustrated with the situation. "I demand you put me down! Somebody help!" you started kicking and shouting again. The bandit struggled to keep a hold on you. "Stop that or i'll-"

"Or you'll what?" A third voice came into the scene, causing you to stop and try to get a good view of who this stranger is. You've heard of brave knights clad in shiny armor saving princesses but you never expected your hero came in the form of a boy dressed in blue shorts and a white bear hat. "Drop the lady or I'll cut you to pieces!" he withdrew his sword from behind, instilling fear within the bandit.

"Alright, alright," he huffs without another word. Unceremoniously dropping you to the ground. How rude! Before he could take his leave the white knight blocked his path with his blade.

"Nah ah ah, you forgot to apologize." the young man was teasing him now, pulling a little chuckle from you.

The thief rolled his eyes, turning around to face you. "Sorry." the thief apologized, "Can I leave now?" he turned to the young man, who, in a single slash of his sword managed to cut the thief's belt and drop his pants in humiliation. This was enough to satisfy the young man and let the thief run off.

"Are you okay?" your knight stored away his sword in favor of helping you stand up, taking your hand in his calloused ones. "Yeah, I'm fine." you insist, but wince slightly the moment you stood up. A scrapped knee. "Ouch, that looks like it hurts. Here, let me help you with that." the blonde lowered himself to his knees, pulling out a plain band-aid from his backpack and sticking it to your fresh wound.

"I... Thank you, but I never got your name."

"Oh right, my names Finn. I'm sorta the sheriff around here." the young man chuckles between a bright smile with a few crooked and missing teeth. He's nice, was the first thought that came to mind upon meeting the boy, although you've never met him before his actions demonstrated a courageous spirit and a heart of gold. Someone you'd definitely love to have around.

Remembering your manners, you stood up straight and pressed your hands together on your lap. "Ehem, Sir Finn I am grateful for your help and as a princess of a nearby kingdom I award you with an honorable job as my bodyguard. I'm sure my brother will pay you heavenly for your services." you keep a formal tone and vocabulary you're definitely not used to.

Finn laugh momentarily, scratching the back of his neck."That's very nice of you princess, but the rest of Ooo needs me as a bodyguard. So, I'm gonna say no to that." A frown appeared on your face, why would he reject your offer? He's a knight and you're a princess, isn't this how these things go? However, any sense of doubt or disappointment faded away when he added. "But, if what you want is to hang out I'm definitely down for that."

The frown on your face turns into surprise, before settling on a beaming smile. Finally, something that has nothing to do with being a princess. "I would gladly... I mean, yeah that'd be cool." you drop the formality with him, happy to be yourself and relax. With your carriage broken down and no guards to company you, Finn offered himself to safely walk you back to your kingdom. Taking the moment to make small talk.

" Hey Finn, you rescue princesses all the time right?" you turn your head to look at him, eliciting a nod from the young man. "Do you know what princesses do exactly? Like, I'm kinda new to all this." you admit, somewhat embarrassed.

Finn chewed on a piece of grass as he looked up at the sky, pondering for a moment before responding. "I'm pretty sure you can do whatever you want. You wanna cook the world's most delicious desserts just for yourself? go for it. What about just going on vacation? Sure, why not? You wanna make life easier for your kingdom? or even rule with an iron boot? It's all up to you princess. Each princess I've met is unique in thier own way."

You're left speechless, you've been so focused on what others want that doing something for yourself has never crossed your mind. It's like an invisible weight has been lift off your shoulders. "What I want..." your eyes trail away from the path that leads to your kingdom, stopping on your tracks to turn the other way around. "... I wanna go out and eat some waffles." you proclaim confidently.

Finn jumped excitingly, jokingly acting in a formal manner. "Mind if I tag along m'lady?" he extends his arm to you, which you happily grab onto.

"Of course my fellow white knight."

#finn mertens x reader #finn the human x reader #Finn the human #adventure time fanfic #reader insert

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hyp3rfixation-h3ll · 2 years

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So, in a post you said we were free to send asks regarding the relationship/interactions MW had with certain characters. I will deliver.

What's her relationship like with each of the Shamans, or just the Shamans in general

JUMPS AROUND AND DANCES AND PRANCES AND FROLICKS SO FANCILY THANK YOU FOR ASKING THIS !!!!! MWA MWA /PLATONIC im so sorry it took me so long to get to answering this I HAD TO FREAK OUT BC I DONT NORMALLY GET ASKS YAAAAY YAYAYAYA!!!

OKAY OKAY UM. im gonna be going in order of each Shaman we meet so Waterbaby first ! Which is good bc i like her :)

without futher ado, lets go!!! ^_^

(note: i drew stuff for all of the shamans but tumblr is really mean so if any of the previews come out wrong, you know who fucked up.)

Waterbaby & MW

Waterbaby and MW get along super well, actually! Despite what little interactions they’ve had in canon, I like to think they go way way back to when MW first got to Centaurworld via The Rift and started learning magic :) I’d liken their dynamic parallel to Horse and Wammawink (in a more familial sense than anything else, though.) Waterbaby offers genuinely good advice at times, and also tells stories a lot. MW isn’t much to talk, and enjoys the stories she tells. (Also Waterbaby likes making her food when she visits the houseboat)

And she’s a good should to cry on too when things prove to be to much for MW to bear.

(TL;DR I FIRMLY BELIEVE IN MW / WATERBABY FOUND FAMILY DYNAMIC I REALLY DO IDC IF THEY INTERACTED ONCE OR TWICE THEY HAVE THE DYNAMIC OF AN EDGY TEEN AND HER MOTHER WHO IS TRYING HER BEST)

Fraternal Twin Tree Shamans & MW

Okay, these two and Judge Jacket are her two…least favourite Shamans. Judge Jacket is for a completely different reason but the twins she isn’t particularly biased towards (she’s generally a bit neutral towards them). If anything, they’re nice to hang around in silence. Nature has always been a calming thing for her, so while she isn’t fond of them, they’re pretty okay to be around in certain circumstances.

Judge Jacket & MW

Sometimes a Moletaur is your friend but being in THE HOLE brings you so much PAIN™️

MW probably appreciates Jacket’s need and appreciation for justice, but being inside of the Moletaur hole makes her want to start yelling because it’s both hot AND humid and it’s a B A D T E X T U R E ™️. if it was just HOT then it’s be fine because I headcanon she’s cold all the time. Heat is nice. Humidity, though!!! Absolutely awful. Horrible texture. She would rather be stuck in the In-Between for at least a month than be in the Moletaur Hole for an hour. Loves Judge Jacket, though! Hates the texture of. Everything. in the Moletaur Hole.

But if it were up to her and not the pressure of how damp everything feels, she would definitely talk to Judge Jacket more!!

Johnny Teatime & MW

THIS ONE IS JUST ME BEING SELF INDULGENT BECAUSE I WANT MW TO ENJOY THE CATTAURS. SHUT SHHHDGSHJMGD /POS

I wanna say that MW absolutely ADORES Johnathon. Treats him like the littlest guy and likes to spar with him because his magic is surprisingly strong for such a little man! She does wish he would come down more from the tower though to visit her in the cave, but she understands that he’s sleepy a lot. (She’s also sleepy all the time, so she completely gets it. They probably take sun naps together!)

She also does this because it’s funny and Johnathon likes to nibble on things :]

AND FINALLY MY FAVOURITE INTERACTION THAT I THOUGHT UP!!!!

Whaletaur & MW

When it comes to the Shamans, I don’t think that any of the Shamans cut as viscerally deep into her emotions as much as The Last Shaman.

…

She doesn’t like to talk about how she feels about the Whaletaur.

But if she could, there would be a lot of words to say.

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AAAAAAAAND THATS IT!!!!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME THIS QUESTION BARK BARK BARK GGRGRGEEHRGRGEHG I LOVE DOING THIS SO MUCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YAYAYAYAHAHAJG /POS

okay gotta add the dni banner now 😔 y’all know the rules <333

#captain’s art log 🎨#the captain’s rambles 💬#YOU’VE GOT MAIL! YOU’VE GOT MAIL! 📨#centaurworld tag! 🐎🌈#f/o tag: the mysterious woman 💜🔑#kin tag: Johnathon Teatime 💝☕️#centaurworld mysterious woman #centaurworld #centaurworld waterbaby #tree shamans #moletaurs #centaurworld johnny teatime #whaletaur shaman #i have so many ideas. my brain is so full #you open up my brain and it’s a miniature version of centaurworld #that and i got big plans for MW. i gotta make a fully done piece of her #cuz the closest thing ive got is. all of my shitpost drawings of her where she’s doing balls 2 the walls bullshit #and i gotta make an actual serious picture of her #but i dont wanna <3

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ackerdaddy · 3 years

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hi! can i request for a oneshot for levi where he and his s/o are in the middle of a reallyyyy nasty fight where levi himself couldn’t help but lose his cool and raises his voice due to sheer frustration. but in the end they were able to find a common ground and made up. the setting will take place in the aot world but if u wanna turn it into modern au that’s fine too. :D i want to see levi lose his composure then return back to his stoic but loving self. also, i just want my angst and fluff 😂😂😂 tysm! 💓

Heya! I definitely made Levi into a soft boi for this one. It turned out to be longer than expected, so hope you enjoy <3

Parings: Levi x Reader

Genre: Angst, fluff

Words: ~1500

Summary: You recklessly put yourself in danger trying to save a friend while out on an expedition and Levi is not so happy about it

You knew you were in shit the moment Levi had glared at you from his horse across the formation as the squads retreated. The sheer intensity of his gaze had you suppressing a shiver that was threatening to run down your spine. You were excited when you were given the news that your squad was running a joint routine with the Levi squad out past wall Rose. Levi, however, had his own opinions on the matter; he hated that you were a part of this operation. It made him incredibly nervous to know his full attention wouldn’t be on keeping everyone else alive because your safety would constantly be lingering in the back of his mind, although he would never admit it.

He only said six words to you the day you left the walls.

“Don’t be stupid out there. Survive,” he tightened his grip on your wrist and sternly reminded you that he needed you to return home with him. While it seemed like he was scolding you, you knew in your heart that he said those words out of pure love and concern.

Everything had been going smoothly until you heard a blood-curdling scream that ripped from the mouth of your best friend. Looking to your left flank, you saw her being squeezed in the massive palm of an 8m titan. Your body reacted before your mind could protest, whipping your horse’s reins and taking off towards her and the beast. Once you were in range, you fired your ODM gear straight at neck of the titan and felt your body being pulled aggressively towards your target.

“Y/n, NO!” your friend screamed as you flew in. You were coming in much too quickly and at a very bad angle, desperate to save your companion.

The warning that fell from her lips was carried by the wind and alerted Levi to your location. Watching in horror from his position some leagues away, he kicked his horse into gear and galloped towards you faster than he’s ever ridden. He was forced to witness as the titan grabbed the wire of your ODM with its other hand, thrashing your body down and into the ground. You were unable to move from the sheer force of the impact, and the titan seized the opportunity. It picked you up, and all you could do was scream and slam your fists into its hand, although you knew your efforts were futile.

Everything seemed to move in slow motion. You looked at your best friend in the titan’s other hand and the two of you exchanged a look of both complete terror and complete love. The wide-eyed expressions on both your faces told each other that you knew your fate had been sealed. At least you were dying together. You scrunched your eyes closed and awaited what you presumed to be your gory demise.

Your eyes sprang open in shock when you felt yourself falling rapidly through the air. The fall left you no time to gather yourself and your back hit the hard ground with a sickening thud. Your tailbone was definitely broken. Wheezing and bloody, you frantically looked around to get your bearings. Footsteps approached you and when you gazed up at your saviour, you were met with those steely eyes looking down at you with an expression you couldn’t quite put your finger on.

You groaned and cringed internally when you saw Levi approaching you as you dismounted your horse.

“My office. Now.” He was using his Captain’s voice, and you knew you had to obey.

“Hey, you wanted to see me?” You said, feigning innocence. You busied yourself with shutting the door behind you and fiddled with the lock for way longer than necessary to avoid looking him in the eyes.

“Y/n, look at me.”

You turned around to face your partner and gave him a sheepish smile, hoping it would melt the ice in his voice, even just a tiny bit.

“What did I tell you?” He asked firmly.

“Not to be stupid,” you replied, voice filled with shame.

“Exactly. And what did you do?” He pressed.

“I was just-”

“The complete opposite of what I asked,” his voice was laced with frustration. He sighed heavily and pinched the bridge of his nose before bringing his piercing gaze back to meet yours. Normally, your boyfriend was so calm and collected, but today there was a something else burning behind those guarded eyes. Nevertheless, it was becoming increasingly bothersome that he was talking to you in such a condescending tone.

“That doesn’t mean you need to treat me like a child,” you snapped, eyes ablaze.

“If you’re going to act like a child then I am going to treat you like a child. It is that simple,” he fired back.

“So you’re saying that I should have just left my best friend to die? Is that it?” you challenged.

“Oh for god sakes y/n!” Levi stated pacing towards you, causing you to back up until your back was flush with the door. Still, he continued, “Do you think I haven’t watched countless people that I care about die? You can’t be throwing yourself directly into the path of a titan without even thinking for a single second about the repercussions!” He shouted, his demeanor becoming increasingly heated. “If I hadn’t gotten there, you would have both been killed. How noble of you to give your life for the cause!” the venom in his voice dripping with sarcasm. His palm whizzed past your head and slammed into the door. The loud clap of his palm against the wood rang in your ear.

Your mouth slightly agape, you turned your head slowly turned to observe the hand that had smacked the door, then back to Levi, whose breathing was ragged and veins were popping out of his forearms. Unable to wipe the incredulous look from your face or form a coherent sentence, you continued to stare at him with wide eyes. You had never seen him this worked up before. His raven bangs fell haphazardly into those normally reserved, cool eyes. Today, there was a fire alight in them. They shimmered with an intensity that felt like it went right through your being, to the core. You felt naked under the vigor of his gaze.

“I’m . . . I’m so sorry Levi,” you choked out, blinking rapidly and trying hard to swallow the lump in your throat. You didn’t usually show this kind of weakness with anyone, and were almost embarrassed that your partner – humanity’s strongest – was seeing you in this state.

The instant that he saw the fear and sadness in your eyes that was threatening to spill over, the fiery light that was in his eyes was completely extinguished. This time, it was replaced by a soft look of compassion and love.

“Shh, it’s okay,” he tugged at your wrist, pulling you swiftly into his chest and resting his chin on top of your head. “I’m not mad, I was just worried. Y/n . . . I can’t lose you,” he admitted, his voice low and soft; almost a whisper. The low rumblings of his voice in his chest reverberated through your own, comforting and grounding you as you relaxed into his embrace and sighed through your nose contently.

“So . . . what you’re saying is I’m special to you?” you asked playfully, the crackling tension that had previously been in the air all but evaporated.

“Oh you’re special alright,” he joked, chuckling as he moved one calloused hand to caress the side of your head, guiding your face to his, your eyes locking. You heart melted when the corner of his mouth turned up ever so slightly into that crooked smile you loved so much. “You’re such a brat,” he teased, but the tone of his voice was interwoven with nothing but adoration.

“Yeah but I’m your brat,” you retorted, stretching up on your tippy toes to plant a tiny kiss on the tip of his nose.

“Must be my lucky day,” his voice was soft and warm as he leaned in to capture you lips in his.

#levi ackerman #levi requests #levi one shot #levi aot #levi snk #the veterans #corporal levi #levi heichou #captain levi #levi x reader #shingeki no kyoujin #rivaille #my writing #levi angst #levi fluff #angst #fluff

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sickness-and-stealth · 3 years

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i would like to hear about technoblade

hehehe well since you asked so nicelyyyy :]

keep in mind that some of this could be taken as quackity and tommy critical, but it's not supposed to be. to be safe though, if u still wanna read but dont wanna risk, the tommy critical would be under the "willing to put aside differences for a common cause (mostly)." section, and the q critical stuff would be under "movin on, he's got strong morals and i like that a lot." both are bolded, italicized, and end at the next point. it is undeniably lmanburg critical, so i tagged it as such, but if you still want to read, skip past "nother side tangent".

also!! this is not me sayin that c! techno can do no wrong, just stuff i really like abt him!!

without further ado, here's my super duper long post about both character and content creator technoblade, and why i think he's so darn cool!!

i'm not really sure how to format this so it'll probably be like half list and half paragraphs? i dunno but i really like technoblade and i think he's super neat!! he's a great storyteller, actor, content creator and friend, if what his friends have said is anything to go by. he cares deeply for a lot of things, from minecraft to his dog (that he'd planned on being indifferent about when they first got him) to his content and anything in between. he likes people to feel included and safe on his channel, i remember seeing a screenshot of a comment from 2016 where he was callin someone out in his comment section who said a slur i think. replied somethin along the lines of "you can be edgy all you want, i can't stop you, but i don't tolerate homophobia on my channel" and hes talked about how cool he thinks lesbians are but people still call him homophobic :[ makes me sad but that's not today's point

mm i think i'll go onto stuff i like about character! techno and then come back to cc

-all his pets. the big mean bad guy of the server keeps a whole buncha dogs, a horse, two polar bears, a fox and a few other things safe in his home because he cares about them... he was willin to get executed for his horse... big ol softie he loves animals

-his unwavering love for phil. techno loves phil so much, they're best friends in the entire world and would do absolutely anythin for each other and it makes me so happy!!!! techno's been betrayed a million times but he still trusts his best friend and companion with everything he has. also the fact that he let ranboo come live with them, mostly because phil said so even though he was super wary? makes me cry. also also, the fact that phil said that if redza wanted to kill techno, he would just let it happen and not fight back? (can't find the clip rn but i'll look) breaks my heart into a million pieces and makes me cry, but just shows how much techno would do for him :(

-willing to put aside differences for a common cause (mostly). the red banquet? him takin in tommy even after he'd been betrayed? thats a compromise baby. and yes i know he did destroy lmanburg after tommy decided to stay with tubbo, but he was goin to do that anyway, the only thing he did to spite tommy was team with dream imo

>little side tangent about that, i'm pretty sure techno has said MULTIPLE TIMES that he is not friends with dream, that he only worked with him on doomsday because they had a common goal and that he doesnt even really like the guy, but the last time i checked, the wiki said they were in good standin. i do not believe that, i think techno sees his entire relationship with dream as closer to neutral/negative, because the only thing that's keepin them related at all right now is the fact that techno still owes dream a favor. they have that to take care of and then techno goes back to not carin about dream.

-movin on, he's got strong morals and i like that a lot. he knows what he wants and he'll stand up for it!! if he feels someone betrayed his trust, he'll deal out whatever punishments he deems necessary. now this is not to say he should get to play judge, jury and executioner, but it is to say that i think him killing quackity was justified because even though techno didnt technically lose a life, he was very close to doing so. if he hadn't had the totem, he would have. he got all of the pain of losing a life, of getting crushed to death by an anvil, so i personally think that quackity had what was comin to him for orchestratin the whole thing. and while i dont think that him blowin up lmanburg was the best option, it was the only one that would drive his point home and make them understand what he'd been tellin them since he joined pogtopia. and it seems they mostly listened, so it worked

>nother side tangent, yes he blew up lmanburg but people act like it was the worst thing in the entire world. they're like "but it was terrorism!" yes but also this is on a server where it's standard to just shoot, blow up, burn, destroy or kill anythin that gets in your way, or really anythin you want to. this isnt real life, its a video game and irl stuff like that doesnt really apply because the rules are different in this universe (in my opinion). also, lmanburg was people's homes, yes, but he gave them time to move stuff outta their houses, gave them warning (even though they did start early, which was a bit dickish). and lmanburg was just land, really, he didn't take anyone's lives during it so personally i dont think people should hold it against him as much as they do

-lastly, he's just a cool guy and i like him a lot :] he added in his chat as canon characters/beings in the plot so that was really cool!! and he's got a lotta lore and stuff and he's a cool character to play around with and i want him to interact with more characters positively because he deserves it and yeah :]

onto cc! technoblade!!!! mr. cool guy himself!!

-he's so nice... he tries to hide it but so many people have said he's just a big sweetheart!! like niki (i hate the name of that vid) said that whenever they talk he makes sure she has time to say what she wants to and he invites her to stuff when she's feelin bad and she really appreciates it, and bbh (starts around 4:25) recently said that he's only spoken to techno personally like five or six times but he's had fun every time and thinks hes super sweet and funny and i just :'] his friends care about him so much and they know cares about them

-hes so funny and for what. comedy master, so funny, ive never watched a video of his where i haven't laughed, every time he's on someone's stream hes fuckin hilarious and i just think hes so funny. the "donde esta la biblioteca" bit?? so fuckin funny, he just rushes tommy while screamin about the library, kills him and then says "he was no match for my two years of spanish in middle school" LITERALLY UNMATCHED i adore him. and even on accident, the one time he streamed and forgot to unmute for like 30 seconds?? that was hilarious and he didnt even do it in purpose

-how much he loves floof. i just... he loves that dog so much.... he wasn't expecting to like him, he said his family had always had cats and they'd always been cat people and then floof just destroyed that idea... he loves that dog so much, he puts him in videos, talks about him on streams, there videos online about him fallin in love with the dog i just,,, he loves floof so much and it makes me really happy

-this ones smaller but that one video with his lil sister from like six years ago makes me cry they're so similar and she's so excited and he's so happy to just have her playin minecraft for his channel i weep every time i watch that video thanks

-the consistent inside jokes and things within his communities. like just,, so many jokes in vids and streams have been around for so long and idk why that makes me really happy. it makes for a really nice community and its easy for new fans to get into it, which is really nice :]

-the fact that we've seen his face multiple times but still have no fuckin clue what he looks like... like rn i cannot recall his face right now but if you showed me a picture of him i'd be like "yeah that's technoblade" and then you'd take the picture away and i'd forget immediately

-he's just genuinely cracked at the game. he's so good at minecraft. he crazy good, and when hes determined to get somethin done, it'll happen. his 1000 game winstreak in skywars? antarctic empire? the potato war? the dozens of wither skulls he grinded for? the gear he got for pogtopia and junk? insane literally insane hes so talented and cool

-his little traits that i recognize as adhd stuff make me rlly happy too :] its really nice to see someone i look up to who has it as well and it's not like the main point of his personality ig? idk how to say it but its really cool to see that he has it and talks about it sometimes and exhibits traits of it that i also have and hes super cool and successful and has a good time because that was somethin that seemed completely unattainable to me a few years back honestly, and the only sources about adhd came from accounts that focus solely on talkin about adhd and nothin else (which is still really great). its just really nice to be able to watch someone who just. is a minecraft youtuber and has adhd, and not someone who has adhd and is also this and that. its nice to see it not be the center of attention and it's just a thing, a fact of life (here's just some sources where says (around 4:20) he has/mentions his adhd)

-he's just overall a good guy, i think he's neat!! he posts videos when he can, streams when he can, interacts with his audience, cares about his friends, loves his dog and is just a cool dude and i think hes epic :]

there's probably more but i cant remember rn, thank u for readin this far if u have and super sorry for such a long post lmao :] lmk if i got anythin wrong :[ have a good day y'all, lmk what u think abt any of my takes in the replies or just come yell at me in my ask box or dms if u wanna hehehe

#sickness speaks #more like rambles #long post #dreamsmp #technoblade #dsmp #dream smp techno #dsmp technoblade #dsmp techno #dream smp #lmanburg critical #lmk if i need to add anymore tags

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dsmsix · 3 years

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Rules: tag people you want to know better

Tagged by: @crazy-brazilian

Favorite colours: red in general. pink in its concept. dark green for furniture.

Currently reading: Your kingdom for my horse: when to exchange in chess by Andrew Soltis

Last song: Symphony n5 Angry Woman Remix

Last series: Killing eve season 2 lol

Sweet, savory or spicy: I wanna say spicy. but sweet.

Last movie: Jennifer’s Solution (Jim Can’t Swim’s documentary on Jennifer Pan. on youtube.)

Currently working on: staying in touch with reality. Also a bunch of civil procedure cases cause I work at a court

Craving: your mother

I tag: @blowfiend @llapochka @undergroundcry and the rest of y’all can do it if you want to. I don’t remember your @s. that mutual who used to be a bear. the one with the zelda spellman icon. the psych major that has a pic with purple undertones. @criminalizegolf casey anthony’s baby sitting service. fat pussy crisis hotline. if y’all see this u can do it i’m lazy to tag everyone

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lemondoddle · 4 years

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how good tpp characters are at hugging

because i really like hugs and love thinking about what it would be like to hug fictional characters

Junoverse/Ruby 7 Crew

Juno Steel: secretly like hugs but would never offer/admit that so you just gotta go for it and let him accept it. Hesitant at first but will lightly wrap arms around you or awkwardly pat your back but in a cute way. Broad sturdy chest good for clinging onto.

overall rating: 7/10 surprisingly comforting

Rita: LOVES HUGS. THE BEST AT HUGS. Has a sixth sense of knowing when you need one and might ask beforehand or might just tackle you and make you accept it (see above). Small enough to really wrap your arms around but also round and soft and shaped like a friend. Surprisingly strong and would definitely make that “MMMM!” noise when you really hug someone.

overall rating: 12/10 a pure delight every time

Peter Nureyev: Gives light but firm hugs. His air of pure confidence makes hugging him seem like an incredibly special privelege and his cologne is enough to make you feel intoxicated in the short moment the hug lasts. Hugging peter is also a mistake because while you’re drunk on perfume he’s going through all your pockets.

overall rating: 6/10 he took your wallet but it was kinda worth it

Buddy Aurinko: Slightly stiff but maternal-esque hug. Gives out hugs like a strategic reward but you’ll take what you can get. What are you gonna do, refuse a hug from Buddy Aurinko?? didn’t think so. Cradles your head in a way that kind of makes you feel like crying and she is aware of this.

overall rating: 7/10 you have mommy issues

Vespa Ilkay: Only lets Buddy fully hug her. She probably gives really strong hugs but it’d be a miracle to get a side-hug and get out unscathed.

overall rating: 3/10 great if you’re Buddy Aurinko but you’ll probably get stabbed if you’re anyone else

Jet Siquliak: Hugs are a very rare commodity from Jet, but are heavenly when given. He’s huge and strong and might lift you off the ground a little. His arms completely encompass you and his jacket is surprisingly soft and smells nice, like an old favorite blanket. Incredibly comforting and if you maybe cry a little bit he won’t say anything (unless you’re Juno in which case he Will point it out).

overall rating: 10/10 wonderful when you can get em

(bonus) Benzaiten Steel: Incredible. Peak bro hugs, strong and full of love and never lacking affection. Lightly teases you if you lean into it a little too much but its okay. Gives them all the time but also the type of hug you miss as soon as it’s over.

overall rating: 15/10 ive made myself sad

Second Citadel:

Sir Angelo: Another Prime bear hug candidate. Will loudly ask if you need one and then proceed to scoop you up into one anyways. So strong and squeezes a little too hard and makes it slightly difficult to breathe but in a good way. Can and Will pick you up if you’re small enough

overall rating: 9/10 it’s worth bruising a rib for

Sir Marc: Not the easiest to hug on account of being on a horse but WILL ruffle your hair and pat you shoulder or back and lightly punch your arm and generally make a lot of small touches to show affection. Will also offer to let you hug Dampierre instead (after he asks Dampierre’s permission of course).

overall rating: 2/10 for the hugs but 8/10 for lil affectionate pats

Talfryn: Tall and lanky but i think that’s great criteria for the hugger’s end, easy to wrap your arms around him. probably smells earthy in a nice way, clearly nervous about giving a hug and it seeps into you a little bit.

overall rating: 5/10 he probably needs it more than you tbh

Sir Damien: Does the “Mom friend instinct overriding anxiety” thing when he can tell you need one. Strong but gentle, probably lightly rubs your back and mumbles calming words to help you relax. might also let a few “Saint Damien”’s slip but it’s okay.

overall rating: 9/10 himbos are great for hugs

Lord Arum: Seems theoretically nice to hug if you can manage to get one from him. The more arms, the better the hug, right? And then you remember he has scales and is cold-blooded but still probably needs one and would vehemently pretend he did not enjoy it but you know he did.

overall rating: 4.5/10 but you should do it for the bragging rights

Amarillis: Gives a nice sisterly hug. Quick but firm and might peck you on the cheek too. Can also give really soft gentle hugs when you’re down.

overall rating: 7/10 might tell you a really cool science fact afterwards

Sir Caroline: Does not hug. Will not hug. Any information on the quality of her hugs as told by Sir Angelo is to be disregarded immediately.

overall rating: ??/10 Sir Caroline u do realize this makes us wanna hug u more right

#lane speaks #wow i spent too much time on this whoops #tpp #the penumbra podcast #second citadel #junoverse #long post

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irishmacguirefucker · 4 years

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Home

Or alternatively, Charles Smith loves his new family and would follow arthur anywhere

(4 pages of writing brought 2 u by me blacking out and typing a lot. TW: Hunting, non-descriptive skinning/harvesting of animals, Wolves)

Charles may be a newer member of the gang, but he was there long enough to be just as loyal as any other.

He found a family in these people, brothers and sisters and friends. He would stick with them until the end. An end that seemed to be rapidly approaching.

Charles Smith wouldn't consider himself much of an intellectual, but it doesn't take much to see that the gang life is dying out. As he and Arthur got close, they spoke of it a lot.

Arthur's new focus on treasure hunting was really confusing. For the second time, Arthur asked Charles if they could take a detour on a hunting trip to go find some treasure stash or another that he heard about.

They weren’t exactly in a rush to get back, so Charles didn't exactly have a reason to decline. And Dutch was in a foul mood lately anyway, so maybe coming back with a little treasure might help with that.

So he agreed and followed Arthur and his weird map, all the way up assfuck nowhere Amberino, AKA Coterra Springs.

The whole way there, Arthur seemed off. Neither of them are exactly talkative men, but this wasn't their usual comfortable silence. Arthur barely stopped, not taking the time to comment on landmarks or interesting animals, they even passed a herd of paints and he barely glanced at them.

Getting there was somewhat of a blessing, Arthur seemed happy they had made such good time and immediately wanted to try and find the treasure. Charles had to be the one to pull him back and point out the obvious signs of a wolf pack living nearby.

This seemed to ring a bell in Arthur’s mind, and he pulled out his journal, flipping to the back where he had various maps tucked away. Pulling out his Legendary Animals map, he showed it to Charles. Should they encounter wolves today, they would be dealing with some dangerous ones.

They made a plan, Charles would keep an eye out for movement along the treeline (as well as pull a distracted Arthur away from the geysers), and Arthur would search for the next piece of the Jack Hall Gang's treasure.

(Charles had broken the silence on the way there to ask. “Jack Hall Treasure...as in the gang? What were they doing hiding maps and treasure?”

Arthur responded lowly, not wanting any passersby to hear what they were out for. “Apparently ‘fore they died out, they robbed some banks out in California, ran out here to escape the law. Buried the gold they stole an’ wrote out the maps to find it again, but Hall got his gang killed and arrested with a bad robbery ‘fore they could go back for the money.”

“Huh, some story. Song don’t quite hold up, specially with Sean and Uncle singing it.” Arthur chuckled at that, “Most songs don’t with ‘em.” The break in heavy silence was nice, but short lived as Arthur set back to studying the map.)

Arthur seemed to be getting more and more frustrated with the doodles on the map, trying to compare it to his regular map, and his surroundings. Charles said nothing, focusing on what looked to be shifting forms in the trees, wondering if it was elk or wolves.

By the time he realized it was wolves, it was too late. They had herded the men and their steeds without the knowledge of either. Just as Charles was about to quietly get Arthur’s attention, the man spotted what he was looking for.

“Charles, I think I found the damned treasure!” He said loudly, and pulled out a rattling bag of coins, effectively scaring the nervous horses into rearing and setting off the wolves.

It was a close call, the wolf of legend was massive and more intelligent than the average wolf. The pack was bigger than either of them had seen. A few of them ran off after the fleeing horses and the men could only hope they would be alright as they dealt with the majority of the pack and the biggest of them all.

The wolves seemed to run at them in waves of 3 or 4, always outnumbering the men and getting mighty close to biting distance before they were shot down. It was almost sad, having to take out such a large number of mighty animals, but it was the wolves or them.

Just when the pack seemed to be thinning out enough that they might start to retreat, the massive legendary wolf made his move. He took down Arthur from behind, and it was pure luck that Charles landed a shot through its massive head with his rifle.

The moment the legendary wolf went down, the rest of the wolves seemed to realize they would not be getting their prey and retreated. Several wolves ran back from the direction of the horses and based on the lack of blood covering their muzzles, they were unsuccessful in their pursuit.

Before Charles could even be relieved by the horse's success, Arthur groaned from beneath the massive animal. Charles quickly fell to his knees and dragged the wolf's carcass off Arthur, briefly marvelling at its weight.

Arthur groaned again in relief and heavily pushed himself up into a sitting position. “Christ, I'm too old to be getting knocked down like that. Creature outta be nothin but muscle, taking me down like that.”

Charles laughed, half in relief and half at Arthurs commentary. “He was huge, I’ll give you that. He was likely nearing 150 pounds, very large for a wolf. Are you alright?”

“I’m fine, just outta breath. Caught me off guard.”

Charles looked at the bag of gold coins sitting on the ground a few feet away. “Was it worth your treasure?”

Arthur seemed to remember it and quickly reached for the bag, apparently not wanting to get up yet. “Suppose we’re gonna find out.” Inside the bag was another map, that Arthur sighed at, but tucked aside to look at after.

He quickly counted the money. “15 dollars, not quite a damn treasure Hall.”

Charles was confused. They had been finding stashes of money like this for a while and as far as he knew, Dutch was just putting it away and it had barely been spent on anything. “It's not a bad haul Arthur, especially not for us. Why are you so focused on treasure lately? We could earn more if we went back to robbery.”

Not that robbery seemed such a good idea right now, after the mess that chased them out of Valentine. But it would certainly get them a larger haul than chasing ambiguous treasure from a years-old map like pirates.

Arthur was silent for a while, what he was contemplating, Charles had no idea. He seemed to be thinking mighty hard on it though. Finally, he sighed deeply and seemed to make up his mind about something.

“It’s quite the story if you wanna hear it. It's a pretty big secret too, not that I've ever been worried ‘bout you running your mouth or nothin.”

Charles smiled warmly at his friend, attempting to put him at ease. “You don't have to tell me Arthur, but you never have to worry about me sharing secrets with anyone. And we have nothing but time, we’ll be skinning these wolves for a while anyway.”

Arthur sighed before dragging himself to his feet. “Suppose you’re right. Let’s start getting these dogs together and I’ll tell you all about Hosea’s plan.”

Arthur did just that. He told the story from the beginning, every detail he remembered as they carefully skinned the wolves and salvaged what meat they could. Partway through, the horses had found their way back, a little antsy but no worse for wear.

By the time Arthur had explained the entire plan, night had fallen and they were finding a spot to camp. (Away from the spot where they left the stripped carcasses, lest they be attacked by a damn bear in their sleep.)

Charles had a lot of thoughts. The plan itself seemed rather solid and safe, definitely a result of Hosea being the one to make it. He would definitely need some time to think about it before he could make any real comments on it. For now, he could only say; “Certainly explains why Dutch is so irritable lately.”

Arthur laughed loudly, and Charles smiled. Arthur seemed so excited about this plan, happier than he had seemed in the whole of their friendship.

“Yeah, he weren't a fan of our lack of faith...Do you think you’ll go, Charles?”

Now that was quite the question. Such a life wasn’t anything Charles ever thought of as a possibility for himself, though he expects that how most everyone feels about it.

He thought about his family. Not so much his father, but his poor mother. She had always wanted a peaceful life for her family, and he can’t help but think she would have been thrilled at the idea of her son finding a ‘proper’ home after just wandering since he was 13. The lone wolf was never a title she would have wanted for him.

He also thought of the rest of his gang, his new family. He would never say it to her, but he had always hoped that one day Abigail would take her baby and find herself a safer home, he never wanted that boy to end up an orphan like him and many of the other members. Them and everyone else in the gang could be safe and fed and happy, and in a way, he felt he deserved to be a part of it. After being a lone wolf so long, he had earned a home to share with his family.

“I think I will. I’d like to see what it's like to have a real home. I haven't had that since my mother was taken.” He hadn't meant to be so open when he started speaking, but he supposed that Arthur is his closest friend now, so why not.

Arthur seemed surprised at his open words, but it shifted to happiness. “You know, I think that's somethin’ I’d like to try as well.”

They sat in comfortable silence for a while as the fire got properly warm, and Charles couldn't help but notice that this silence felt so different from Arthur’s silence on the way here.

And on their way home, Arthur stopped to study the herd of American paint horses, and Charles knew all was well once more.

#Charles smith #arthur morgan #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #Red Dead Redemption #ranch au #rdr2 ranch au #not technically charthur but like it honestly could be if you want #like i said #i avoid writing in any non canon ships that way people can ship whoever they want in the au #writing #headcanons #im sorry all my writing is in bulletpoint form idk how to not do that #rdr2 ranch #rdr2 au #my au

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