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The Charlie Cox from Daredevil and the Charlie Cox from Stardust (2007) are NOT the same person.
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Lbr between Anne and Marcy, Marcy is totally the confident suave one of the relationship while Anne is a nervous wreck. She TRIES to be flirty but she always ends up a flustered mess and Marcy finds it adorable.
#sasha is SHOOK when she finds them like wdmy marcy is the alpha female of the relationship#????#does not compute#my posts#marcanne
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does anyone else forget that other people have shit in their pants
it may be the fact that i don't have dysphoria down there and i'm agender so like-
but i just genuinely forget that people i know, friends i have, actually have dicks and shit
that's so weirdly surreal to me, idk how to explain it
the combination of agender, aromantic, and asexual may have something to do with it but i just don't understand how people are out there worrying over the shit that's in people's pants, like why are you thinking about that???
#agender#asexual#aromantic#aroace#gender nonconforming#i just-#i just don't get it#does not compute#not clicking#no hablo transphobe#no entiendo#there are so many other things to be thinking about#my dude#help
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Does Not Compute 😍
#miles teller#miles teller the man that you are#miles alexander teller#miles teller fluff#miles teller smut#miles teller tuesday#does not compute#make it make sense#top gun men#top gun movie#top gun 1986#top gun#top gun maverick#top gun tuesday#bradley bradshaw#rooster bradshaw#bradley rooster bradshaw#bradley bradshaw fluff#bradley bradshaw smut#top gun rooster#rooster top gun#rooster fluff#rooster smut#he's so gorgeous#he's so fine#he's perfect#he's so cute#he's so adorable#he's so handsome#he's so pretty
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Charles just giving his important belongings to Margaret no questions asked because he doesn’t expect her to betray him and yet
#man truly thought aha I have found myself a new precious darling baby sister OH SHES A TERROR#does not compute#mashposting#they’re everything to me idk if I’ve mentioned
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I'm too much of a country bumpkin, I realise, because it's a beautiful day and my neighbourhood children are playing inside.
Why??
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imagine staring a walking cheat sheet in the eyes & saying "nah"
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Seeing Adrian Newey in Aston Martin team kit feels like a fever dream
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WIP Word Game
Rules: You get a word and share a sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that starts with each letter of your word.
Thank you @kcscribbler for the tag! Also thank you to @distracteddream and @andthekitchensinkao3; unfortunately I was unable to fill your words with the pathetically small amount of WIP I have sitting here. 😏
My word is SPARK:
S - Something so trivial, and yet so unreasonably painful… and all from the pure misfortune of placing his foot on an unstable, crumbling surface as they were traversing a small stretch of alien terrain.
P - Preening little asshole, he grinned to himself.
A - After a couple of bleary, effortful blinks, he belatedly noticed the rapidly flashing orange light on the side of his recently-issued tempad, signalling an awaiting message when the device was in sleep mode.
R - “Right. Yes, of course,” Loki repeated, then sniffled unthinkingly, the audible congestion both revolting and cringeworthy.
K - “‘Kay,” Mobius conceded easily with a smirk, “But if so, none of it has earned pride of place in your secret little stash.”
I am so late to the party that I’m putting this out as an open tag. Anyone who sees this, feel free to join in, and make sure to tag me so I can see your response!
Your word is:
ADRIFT
#lokius#loki#mobius#loki fic#loki fanfic#fic writing#wip word game#tag game#being a chronic fic-completer makes it hard to do fun stuff like this#wdym people have multiple wips?#does not compute#anyway
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My heart is heavy - personal rant/ politics below
I had a dream featuring my childhood mentors that was just too real, and it hurts. I really don’t understand how so many people can say they love you and care about you but condemn nearly everything you are and stand for and don’t even blink when they support politicians who would actively harm you and think nothing of it.
They oppose just about everything that is important to me and my family and my community. It’s not an assumption I’m making based on religion or politics; I know for a fact because we had these “debates” over and over throughout the years.
My existence isn’t up for debate. Children’s lives aren’t up for debate. Forget dignity and basic rights, people deserve to survive.
I haven’t seen or talked to them in years, but it still guts me. I still love them for who they were for me, and yet it makes me sick to my stomach to know they don’t think me, my children, or anyone that I work with deserve basic rights and dignities, to be extended the care and support needed to survive, and even to exist in this country.
And yet somehow I still miss them? I really wish I didn’t.
My heart is heavy.
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longposting about the pains of gifted kid syndrome and the desire for instant gratification aside i recently saw a tok about microdosing happiness by practicing things like gratitude and contentment and serenity before trying to just. become a happy person overall and i really liked it. you gotta work your way up
#thank you sarah schauer#i think thats the spelling#mine#microdosing happiness sounds so silly#but like its true i think#if you try to decide you will be a joyful person all the time when you arent being grateful for smaller things#does not compute#its the little things#but like actually
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Lbr between Anne and Marcy, Marcy is totally the confident suave one of the relationship while Anne is a nervous wreck. She TRIES to be flirty but she always ends up a flustered mess and Marcy finds it adorable.
#sasha is SHOOK when she finds them like wdmy marcy is the alpha female of the relationship#????#does not compute#my posts#marcanne
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Manufacture absolute compliance!
#good#morning#good morning#good morning message#good morning image#good morning images#good morning man#the good morning man#the entire morning#gif#good morning messages#robot#future#factory#death factory#bad vibes#good vibes#good vibes only#exterminate#does not compute
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any other autistic people out there feel like they just genuinely don't know how to relax their muscles?
#autistic#autism#autism spectrum disorder#asd#I dunno#body tight#always wound up#someone tells me to relax my muscles#does not compute
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Dennis is your boyfriend? What would Marsha say?
🌀 “…huh???” 🐈⬛
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OK, I'm not one to use phrases like "You're not a true fan of X ship/character if you believe this" etc to invalidate their perspective, but if you say you love VP but also hate Build, then you're not actually a VP fan I'm sorry. I'm gatekeeping my beautiful son from these people because they truly don't deserve him.
#Imagine loving a ship but hating the actor who played one of the characters of said ship#does not compute#how can you say you love Pete but hate Build when one of the main reasons VP *works* is because of Build's stellar acting?#like come on be serious for 2 seconds pls#cognitive dissonance be strong with some people#yu speaks
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