#drag makeup tutorial

[dragkingsrule]

Do you have any good beginner drag king makeup refs?

Personally, I'm not the type of king who wears makeup outside of drag, so what I started out with was trying to figure out masc contouring based off of this reference:

Some of the kings on this blog also have makeup tutorials! Probably more than I list here, so if you really like someone's look, I recommend digging through their videos wherever they have them!

Makeup:

Drag King Make-up Tutorial from Adam All

Landon Cider's makeup YouTube account with multiple tutorials

Hugo Grrrl has a couple makeup tutorials here and here

Travis Fiero has a tutorial that I liked

Tenderoni's beard tutorial

King Perka$exxx's cartoon-style makeup tutorial

Practical effect facial hair:

How To Apply A Fake Beard (Drag King Tutorial) by Majic Dyke

Spikey Van Dykey’s curly glitter mustache tutorial

Again, this is a very non-exhaustive list--I recommend checking out the artists on this blog for more! Best of luck to you, and happy kinging!

[eraofecholalia]

a makeup tutorial for serving in your flop era. You're a flopping salt water fish caught on the end of a long pier, vivacious yet vulnerable. You get plopped in the bucket with the fisherman's other catches. all of you squished together, flopping to your certain doom. Your only solace being that you will inflict unto the fisherman a parallel fate, poisoning him with the mercury coursing through your piscean veins.

[lilithedelweiss]

✨ Welcome to my Drag Transformation Masterclass! In today’s video, I’m walking you through every step of achieving a flawless drag look, from sculpting the perfect contour to creating that high-fashion diva glam. Whether you’re a beginner or a seasoned pro, you’ll learn essential drag makeup techniques that will elevate your transformations to a whole new level.

What you'll learn in this transformation:

💄 Sculpting a flawless contour to enhance your face and create that perfect diva silhouette.

✨ I will teach you how your makeup will pop from every angle.

👁️ Bold eyes that demand attention with dramatic lashes and eyeshadows for the ultimate diva stare.

💋 How to finish the look with the perfect pout and high-fashion glam attitude.

Products used in this video:

Anastasia Beverly Hills Contour Palette and Kryolan 8W:

- The secret to sharp, sculpted cheekbones and jawline.

Anastasia Beverly Hills Contour Palette and Kryolan 070:

- For that glow-from-within radiance that shines on stage or in any lighting.

Miss Fame Beauty Palette:

- Bold and dramatic shades to elevate your eye game.

YSL Beauty, Kryolan and beyond:

- For the perfect pout that completes your glam transformation.

Ready to slay? Let’s dive in!

Watch me transform into a high-fashion diva with flawless contouring, radiant skin, and bold eye makeup—you won’t want to miss this!

👉 Like this video if you’re ready to become a drag glam icon!

💬 Drop a comment below: What’s your #1 makeup tip for creating a flawless contour? Or, which part of the transformation would you love to try yourself? Let’s talk makeup in the comments!

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🛒 Shop my drag essentials to recreate this flawless glam look at home—links below!

Eyeshadow Palette:

https://missfamebeauty.com/

ABH:

https://www.anastasiabeverlyhills.co.uk/

Kryolan:

Kryolan.com

YSL Beauty:

https://www.yslbeauty.com/

Great Wigs:

https://wigsbyvanity.com/

#dragtransformation #dragqueen #dragqueenmakeup #makeup #makeupartist #makeuptutorial #fashion #beauty

[calltainn]

At long last, a t-shirt for straight people:

[vyvyanwormwood]

Check out these cool tutorials my friend did

[sparkles-and-trash]

Seeing stuff from comicon always makes me so confused, it just looks so… not fun???

Cons to me have always been about connecting with others who love what I love, learn from other artists, writers, cosplayers etc, share our love for fandoms, not just big meet and greets?

Idgaf about celeb panels etc, if anything I wanna hear from makeup artists, writers, artists, all the other people that makes these productions happen

I also hate big open convention halls with a bright burning passion so there is that

[dans1earring]

This was the best video

Idk what timeline we’re living right now but this was SO dapcrafts and I’m scared

[kxsagi]

Can i request reader putting on makeup on those Giant plushies and sending them to the bllk men and saying "look at how beautiful you look such a beautiful princess" GBSHSBSBAHA

“𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩, 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬”

a/n: YES THIS REQUEST IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY OMG (had too much fun here)

i decided to use the same characters as the ones from the “me, my partner and their four foot tall plush of me” post!

ft. shidou ryusei, itoshi sae, itoshi rin, isagi yoichi, kaiser michael

shidou ryusei

he walks in mid-sentence like “babe have you seen my –” and pauses. 

the four-foot tall plush version of him is sitting on the couch. it has a full face of glam makeup, glittery eyeshadow, rhinestones, and a pink bow on its head. 

you’re crouched in front of it, lovingly whispering, “you’re such a beautiful princess, look at you… the prettiest shidou there ever was.” 

dead silence. 

suddenly: “YO. IS THAT LIP GLOSS? DID YOU USE THE GOOD ONE?!” 

grabs the plush like he’s found a long-lost sibling. “SHE’S BEAUTIFUL. SHE’S MAJESTIC. SHE COULD KILL A MAN.” 

does a spin with the plush in his arms. dips it like he’s in dancing with the stars. 

“she’s everything i’ve ever wanted to be… and more.” 

later tries to do the same makeup on himself but somehow ends up looking like a possessed drag queen. 

“still hot though, right?” 

you: “you look like you lost a bet.” 

shidou: “hell yeah i did. to the prettiest bitch in this house: me 2.0.” 

itoshi sae

you hear him walking down the hall. you rush to put blush on plush! sae’s cheeks. 

just as you’re brushing it on: “what are you doing?” 

you jump. he’s there. in the doorway. expressionless. 

plush! sae is wearing a flower crown and has lip tint, soft eyeshadow, and perfectly feathered brows. 

“you look beautiful, princess,” you say with a smile, patting its head. 

sae: “that thing is four feet of emotional damage.” 

walks over slowly. crouches. stares the plush down. 

“why does it look better rested than me?” 

you: “because she drinks water and minds her business.” 

sae: “she also has highlighter on her collarbone.” 

you nod solemnly. “she glows from within.” 

he takes a picture of it. you think it’s for memes. 

later find out he made it his lock screen but zoomed in on the flower crown so you wouldn’t know. 

plush mysteriously disappears two days later. you find it in his closet with makeup wiped off and a sticky note taped to its chest: “be normal.”

itoshi rin

rin sees it from across the room and freezes. 

“what the hell is that.” 

“a princess,” you reply, holding the plush’s hand lovingly. 

it’s wearing eyeliner sharper than his cleats, a glossy lip, and a tiara. 

rin: “is that my team jersey cut into a miniskirt...” 

you: “she’s fashionable.” 

rin stands in front of the plush and stares at it like it owes him money. 

“her name is riniella.” 

“kill me.” 

he starts ranting about how it’s weird, unhinged, and possibly illegal, but halfway through he stops mid-sentence: 

“wait… why does her winged liner look better than yours?” 

he smirks at your deadpan face. walks away like he didn’t just gaslight AND instigate a makeup battle. 

you catch him later watching a makeup tutorial on his phone with headphones in. 

plush! rin stays seated on the couch, silently judging both of you. 

isagi yoichi

the second he sees it, he yells. like, anime-character-scream. 

“WAAHHHHHHH WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!” 

the plush has rosy cheeks, a sparkly lip, and eyeliner with stars at the corners. 

“you’re a princess now, yoichi. embrace your beauty.” 

he clutches his head like he’s having an existential crisis. 

“i look… kind of good. is this how it feels to be… divine?” 

you: “yes, queen.” 

sits next to the plush and whispers, “we’re one now.” 

you try to take a picture of them together but he blocks the camera like, “no paparazzi!” 

gives the plush a little pep talk before every match: “yoichina, this one’s for us.” 

once brought the plush into the bathroom and came out with matching headbands for the both of them. 

“we’re exfoliating today.” 

you: “you’re taking this too far.” 

isagi: “no such thing when you’re royalty.” 

kaiser michael

sees the plush with a flower clip in its hair, rhinestone eyeliner, a pearl choker, and lip gloss so shiny you can see your reflection. 

stunned pause. 

then he smirks. 

“of course i look good. even stuffed me is flawless.” 

leans down and dramatically bows to the plush. “your majesty.” 

then turns to you: “you’re jealous, aren’t you?” 

“jealous of what?” 

“of how good we look. the power is insane.” 

he starts doing photoshoots with the plush. 

“get my good side. now her good side. now both of us doing kissy lips.” 

eventually tries to recreate the look on himself. spends two hours in front of the mirror. 

comes out with glitter in his hair and rhinestones on his cheekbone like he’s going to coachella. 

“if she’s the princess, i’m the entire royal court.” 

you: “you literally put on blush for a plush.” 

kaiser: “yeah, and i served harder than any makeup artist in this country. bow to the king and queen.”

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[dragkingsrule]

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[mushroomsneedystuff]

Streamer!Gamer!Kenma x MakeupInfluencer!Reader

CW: fem!reader, fingering, oral, nsfw, smut, kenma calls reader dumb/stupid, unprotected (pls wrap it up yall), AGED UP KENMA AND READER (early/mid 20s, but age isn't mentioned)

'Kodzuken was live' is the notification that came up on your phone right as you had heard your boyfriend, Kenma, raging at his computer. You were editing one of your makeup tutorial videos, stifling a laugh at the curses that fill the room next to yours.

Luckily, you both have your own spaces. You live together, sure, but you both made enough money to get a 4 bedroom house. Two bedrooms were used as each of your "offices", one was a guest room (Kuroo or Shoyo's room depending on who was staying the night), and then your shared bedroom.

Hearing Kenna's voice, raising slightly at what you could assume was his teammates for whatever game he was playing now, was always both entertaining yet slightly annoying when you were trying to work.

The same could be said for him though, when he's filming some short videos for his sponsorships and social medias, he can commonly hear you filming your 'get ready with me' videos or streaming.

It ended very commonly with his fingers under your outfit, teasing you relentlessly for "trying to get his attention" (he really just wanted your attention).

Like right now. He just finished his stream, and he didn't bother with knocking before his arms were wrapping around you from behind, his hand sneaking down under your little pajama shorts.

"Kept being so loud. You want all our fans to know we're together?" He says with a small huff, clearly just slightly irritated over losing just a bit more than usual tonight. That would be forgotten soon, he had his perfect little trophy, his cute little girlfriend, being completely molded to his liking by his hands.

He had you whining and melting, begging him "Ken please? Kenma, 'm sorry". You'd don't even know what you were begging for, you just wanted something, anything more than just his fingers.

He drags you off of your desk, tugging you into your shared bedroom, and laying you down neatly on the queen bed.

"I should just put a ring on your finger, huh? It'll get you to shut up and stop interrupting my streams?" He teases lowly, half serious as he drags down your shorts and soft or ties together in a fluid motion. He doesn't give you a chance to even think about what he just said, what he had hinted at, his tongue was already dragging along your folds and clit. Within seconds, you were writhing out in pleasure and whining quietly.

Kenma always knew exactly what to do to get you where he wanted, whether that be overstimulated and begging him to slow down, edged and sensitive beyond reason, flushed out and breathless; you were his statue and he was the sculptor.

Right now? He wanted you absolutely flushed with pleasure, moans leaving your mouth instead of the giggles and talking that had been picked up by his mic while he was streaming.

"There you go... getting even stupider just with my tongue?" He grumbles out against your pussy, lapping lazily at your folds and clit with motions that had your back arching and thighs trembling.

He pulls away right before you could cum on his mouth, leaving one harsh flick of his tongue along your folds. He had his pants pulled down slightly, just enough with his boxers for his hard cock to jump out.

His thrusts are slow and deep, drawn out to make you whimper and beg for more. If it weren't for the insults being groaned into your ear, it might've felt like he was making love to you (he was. in his own, pent up way).

He doesn't allow you to cum, forcing your chin up to look at him through your half-lidded eyes full of tears. "Are you crying already? So dumb on my cock, huh?" He muffles a groan with a scoff, starting to pound into you faster when he feels your cunt clench around him at his words. "You like being my good, dumb girl?"

He lets out a breathless curse under his breath when your walls flutter around his cock, his eyes glaring down into yours. "Hold it. You couldn't hold back that loud voice of yours when I was streaming, so now you don't get to cum". His words are mean, forcing you to try your best to hold back the orgasm that seems to be getting closer and closer to crashing down on you as his hips fuck into your tight pretty hole.

It doesn't take long for Kenma to get to his own orgasm, his forehead leaning down onto yours as he finally presses a searing kiss to your lips. He borderline whines into your mouth, trying his best to hold back his own orgasm

"Such a good girl... listening to be so well..." He gasps out quietly, shushing your whines and begs to be able to cum. "Go ahead... cum for me as i fill up my pretty pussy"

Your orgasm hits you hard, and your cunt is squeezing around Kenma so tightly that it's almost painful. He thrusts harshly a few more times inside you before slamming into you harshly and stilling his hips. Large waves of his own cum shoot deep inside you, filling up your womb and pussy perfectly while he groans. He's insulting and complimenting you all at once, somewhat pussy drunk on the feeling of your pussy clenching and fluttering around him so tightly, milking him for his sperm and seed. He rolls his hips slowly just a few more times, drawing out both of your orgasms before slowly pulling back and laying next to you.

You're both panting, catching your breath as you hide your smile into his chest. You both calm down for a few moments before he's pecking your forehead before leaving to go grab a towel to clean you up.

[lilithedelweiss]

Step into a winter wonderland as Lilith Edelweiss unveils her Winter Goddess Realness Drag Makeup Tutorial! ❄️✨ Prepare for a jaw-dropping transformation as Lilith walks you through on how to create a fierce, icy goddess look, featuring bold eyes, frosty accents, and a flawless, wicked winter goddess glow.

In this step-by-step tutorial, you’ll learn how to sculpt your face with that winter goddess contour, perfect your bold, dramatic eye makeup, and achieve the ultimate frosted wicked perfection. From chilly glam to a flawless finish, Lilith gives you all the tips, tricks, and techniques to help you master the cold-weather drag magic. Ready to become the queen of snow and ice?

This isn’t just a makeup tutorial — it’s your chance to unleash your inner winter goddess and conquer the cold with bold beauty and a cheeky attitude.

Stepping into your shadow Winter Goddess is about embracing the power of both light and darkness within you. It's about owning the bold, fierce, and mysterious energy of the winter season — where the cold empowers you to stand tall, unbothered, and unapologetically beautiful. By channeling your inner shadow, you unlock a deeper connection with your strength, resilience, and grace, transforming into a true queen of snow and ice.

Whether you're a beginner or a drag expert, Lilith will guide you every step of the way to create a look that’s bold, powerful, and totally iconic. ❄️👑

Products Featured:

- Eyeshadow Palette: Anastasia Beverly Hills - Alyssa Edwards Palette

(Bold, frosty shades for dramatic eyes)

- Highlighter: Kim Chi Highlighter Set

(For that snow-kissed, goddess glow)

- Foundation: Kryolan (Full coverage for flawless, icy skin)

- Lipstick: ABH Red Lipstick and any random blue pigmented colour

(Perfect frosty shades for your Winter Goddess look)

🔥 Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more drag tutorials and winter goddess transformations from Lilith Edelweiss! Get ready to slay the season and make your cold-weather glamour as fierce as the snow itself! 🌨️

#makeup #makeupartist #makeuptutorial #dragtransformation #viralvideo

[fayevalentiinee]

You, after an endless amount of failed attempts at doing a soft winged eyeliner, had Gojo Satoru, your lovely boyfriend, swing in to help, but it came with consequences.

fluff , gojo satoru x f!reader

After scrolling past a stunning eyeliner look on Instagram — one that seemed to effortlessly complement your exact eye shape — inspiration had struck hard and fast. The attached reel promised an easy tutorial, the caption dripping with false hope: “Soft, subtle, effortless.”

Lies. All of it.

Now, you were cross-legged on the bedroom floor, surrounded by chaos. Your makeup bag lay open beside you, brushes poking out like weapons of war, and a pathetic little mountain of crumpled wipes had formed nearby — the casualties of your failed attempts.

With each frustrating try, your determination only sharpened. So did the flush of irritation blooming across your cheeks. Biting lightly on your tongue, you leaned into a handheld mirror and tried again, dragging the eyeliner across your lid with painstaking precision.

The goal was simple: a soft, delicate wing — subtle and pretty. But every line curved wrong, smudged, or turned out uneven.

And each time it failed, you reached for another wipe, scrubbing at your poor eyelid with the kind of exasperation that only comes from watching hope slowly die. The skin beneath your eye had already taken on a grayish tint, stained from pigment and stubborn pride.

Naturally, that was when Satoru wandered in — somewhere around attempt number five. Fresh from the shower, hair damp and sticking to his forehead in careless strands, he was wearing his utterly ridiculous bear-patterned pajamas and working through a blue raspberry lollipop like it was a serious task.

At first, he’d collapsed onto the bed with his phone, occasionally sighing — loudly — whenever you asked him to turn the volume down so you could focus. But after a while, his phone had ended up abandoned. You, apparently, were the new main event.

You could feel his eyes on you with every swipe and every muttered curse, his silent amusement radiating like heat.

Just as you leaned toward the mirror again, liner poised, another wipe already in hand, you heard the wet click of the lollipop leaving his mouth, followed by the sound of him swallowing.

“Babe—” he began, already smug, already teasing.

You didn’t even look up. “Not a word.”

Satoru blinked, now sitting sideways on the bed with his long legs stretched out and the half-sucked lollipop resting between his fingers. He watched you for a beat, then grimaced at the way you were aggressively scrubbing your already-rosy eye.

“Okay,” he said mildly — not out of understanding, but because he was clearly calculating how to make this worse for you in the most annoying way possible. Then, humming with mischief, he added, “But what if I use my actions to deeply, passionately judge you instead?”

You groaned and flopped back against the carpet, eyeliner still gripped like the weapon that had defeated you. “I told you to shut up,” you muttered. The tutorial was still playing in the background, chipper and mocking.

You were two seconds from giving up altogether. Maybe you should’ve used tape. Maybe you should’ve abandoned the idea of looking cute to begin with.

Gojo tossed the lollipop into the trash with the lazy flair of someone who had never finished anything he didn’t feel like finishing. Then, barefoot and mildly chaotic, he padded over and crouched beside you.

He poked one of the used wipes with his toe before poking your cheek with a gentle finger. To your surprise, his touch softened, brushing over the irritated skin beneath your eye with unexpected care.

“God, babe. Did Sephora wrong you?” he murmured, inspecting the damage. “This looks like a crime scene.”

His attention shifted to the eyeliner pen in your hand. He plucked it away before you could protest, holding it up like it was some kind of forensic clue. “This looks expensive. Good quality,” he said with an approving nod. “Yep. Definitely not the liner’s fault. This one’s on you.”

You let out a frustrated groan and reached for it. “No, I almost had it. It looked good on the girl in the reel! We have the same eye shape! But my hand just… doesn’t do what hers did. Like—how did she—ugh. I give up.”

“Oh, no no no.” He held the pen aloft like a sacred relic. “You don’t give up. You call in backup.”

You gave him a deeply skeptical look. “What backup?”

He tapped the liner against his chin, grinning. “Me, duh.”

“You?” you deadpanned. “You don’t even know how eyeliner works.”

“Please.” He scoffed, settling into a seated sprawl like he was preparing to compose a masterpiece. “You’re forgetting something crucial. I’m Gojo Satoru. I could do this with my eyes closed. Actually — I could probably do it with both of our eyes closed.”

[Subtle foreshadowing: “YOU BROKE IT?!”]

Your thumb hovered over your phone. “Do you want to at least watch the tutorial?”

He leaned forward for exactly one second, squinted at the video, then waved it away like it had offended his pride.

“Ah ah ah — don’t insult me.” He said waving his index finger dangerously close to your face.

“That wasn’t an insult. You need to watch it.”

“Nope. I’m going in blind. Call it instinct. Call it divine talent. Call it—”

“Delusion.” You retorted.

He clutched his chest in mock pain. “You wound me. And yet, I still choose to bless you with my services.” He tapped your chin, then poked your cheek again. “C’mere. Let me make you beautiful.”

“I’m already beautiful.”

He grinned. “Exactly. I can only enhance.”

Without any warning, he scooped you up by the hips to which you groaned, and deposited you into his lap, adjusting your legs around him like a personal project. He pulled a pillow over, propping it on his thighs, then gently tilted your head back against it — like he was about to paint the Mona Lisa.

He grabbed a fresh wipe and dabbed carefully at the smudges under your eyes, surprisingly gentle. His fingers were light, thoughtful, and his expression took on a rare kind of focus — like he actually cared about getting it right.

Then, the eyeliner.

He uncapped it with theatrical flair, holding it like a wand or a scalpel. “Alright, babe. Look up. Don’t move. I’m about to do art.”

“You’re about to poke me in the eye.”

“That’s the risk of art.”

You stayed still, holding your breath, watching as he furrowed his brow in dramatic concentration. To your shock, his hand was steady. His touch was careful. His free hand cupped your cheek as he lined your lash line slowly, tenderly — no smudges, no veering off course. You kept waiting for the wing to go wrong.

But it didn’t.

With one final flick, he leaned back and beamed. “There. Boom.” His grin could’ve lit up the room. “Gojo Satoru — eyeliner god.”

He held up the mirror.

You blinked, tilted your head, and stared.

It was… good. Not perfect — one wing was slightly longer than the other — but it was soft. Playful. Pretty. It looked intentional, wearable. And somehow, it looked like you. And it had been done by him.

“Holy shit,” you muttered. “You actually… didn’t mess it up.”

“Excuse you,” he said, puffing his chest. “I nailed it.” He gave you the dramatic TikTok arm swing for extra sass. “Bet I could do better than actual makeup artists.”

You raised a brow. “Do you even know what this eyeliner look is called?”

“I make my own titles,” he declared. “And this one’s called 'Hot Girlfriend Who’s Probably Gonna Make Out With Me After This'.”

You shoved his shoulder, laughing as the frustration finally melted out of your system. “Thanks, Toru.”

His expression softened, grin fading into something warmer. He leaned down and pressed a kiss to your temple.

Then you glanced down to his hands — and froze.

“Hey! Cap it or it’ll dry out!” You said motioning to the eyeliner that he was gripping in his hand.

He raised the pen, squinting. Then blinked after further inspection, the eyeliner had cracked clean in the middle, snapped right in half, from the strength of his grip.

Your eyes widened in horror. “YOU BROKE IT?!”

He was already backing away, peeling you off his lap as he scrambled upright, laughter bubbling from his chest.

“Oops — love you!” he shouted, bolting for the door.

You launched a pillow at his retreating form. “I SWEAR TO GOD, TORU—!” but his laughter echoed down the hallway, loud and unrepentant.

But deep down, you knew — probably within the next hour — a new eyeliner would arrive. Better. Smoother. Delivered express. Along with it probably six backups, just in case.

Gojo’s on his deriod yall 🙄

[mywitchyblog]

Why i will Nver take Antis seriously

Okay, let’s talk about why I will NEVER take anti-shifters seriously. 💀 These people seriously think they’re serving some type of intellectual argument, but let’s be real—they’re just pathetic dick riders with no valid point to make. Sweetie, they think they can just hop on some anti-shifting bandwagon, pretend to be “woke,” and act like they know better than us. But we know the truth, and it's so obvious how weak and desperate they are. The only reason they’re even talking is because they can’t handle the fact that the shifting practice is real, and people are out here thriving while they’re stuck in their flop era. 🙄

I usually just scroll right past the negative content, but one day I saw this video that made me roll my eyes so hard I almost gave myself a headache. This girl is doing a makeup tutorial, all casual and cute, and then she drops the bomb: “Remember when we all used to shift in 2020? Can we admit that it was all a lie?” Like, girl, please. 💅 Immediately, the comment section is filled with people agreeing, “Yeah, it was just lucid dreaming.” “It was maladaptive daydreaming.” Sweetie, no. Just no. You’re out here acting like you have some epiphany, but it’s really just you looking for attention because, let’s face it, you’ve got nothing else going on. 💔

Here’s the thing: If you’re gonna pretend like you’re some kind of expert on shifting, at least do the work. At least try to understand what it actually means to shift, and not just repeat what everyone else says. 🧐 This girl comes out here saying she “shifted” and was “diagnosed with schizophrenia.” Girl. I had to pause and check if I was still watching the same video, because that was a whole mess. You’re throwing around terms like mental health issues just to sound edgy and relatable? Nope. Let’s be clear: schizophrenia is not something you just casually throw around to justify some half-assed clout-chasing narrative. If you really shifted, you wouldn’t be out here trying to “debunk” something you clearly never tried to understand in the first place. You pretended to shift for attention, and now that the hype died down, you decided to flip the script and start bashing shifting because it didn’t give you the clout you wanted. Pathetic. 🤭

And let’s not forget how she conveniently chose to make this video the one that blows up. 5.2 million views, girl? 😱 But the rest of your videos barely make it to 5k? Sis, we see you. We see how this is the only way you can get any traction. Your “I’m exposing shifting” video is your only shot at relevance, and it’s clear as day that you’ve jumped on this anti-shifting bandwagon just to get some views. The flop era is real, and it’s showinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg. You had one moment where you got some attention, but the rest of your content is crickets. 🦗 I mean, honey, if you were actually serving something real, you wouldn’t have to rely on dragging people down to make a name for yourself. 🤦‍♀️

The truth is, she’s out here just riding whatever trend gets her noticed. That’s all she’s doing. When shifting was trending in 2020, she hopped on the wave pretending to be a part of it, and now that it’s not the "in" thing anymore, she’s throwing it under the bus to stay relevant. She’s the definition of a dick rider. Trying to latch onto whatever’s popular and ride the wave for as long as she can. But we see you, and it’s not cute. 🙄 You thought this was your moment to “expose” shifting and act like you’re somehow above it, but you’re just showing how desperate you are for attention. You're chasing views like a lost puppy, and it’s pathetic.

And don’t even get me started on that comment section. Why are these people agreeing with her, parroting the same old tired “shifting is just lucid dreaming” nonsense? Where are the real thinkers in this comment section? Sweetie, if you want to speak on something, at least educate yourself before you start spreading false info. 🙅‍♀️ It’s like y’all are too lazy to actually look into shifting, spiritual hygiene, and the depth of the practice. But instead, you’re just echoing a 2020 “shiftTok” narrative, regurgitating outdated and ignorant opinions like it’s fact. I’m honestly embarrassed for you. Do your research or stop talking. Simple as that. 🧠💡

The truth is, these anti-shifters don’t care about anyone’s mental health. They’re not “protecting” anyone; they’re just mad that they couldn’t get in on the trend or didn’t put in the effort to understand it. They want to act like they’re doing some grand thing by “debunking” shifting, but all they’re really doing is exposing their own ignorance. Like, sweetie, just admit you’re jealous. You couldn’t get the attention shifting gave others, and now you’re bitter about it. 😝 You couldn’t connect with the practice, so you’re going to try and tear it down. But guess what? It’s not working. 😘

Let’s talk about the bigger picture here. The real shifters—the ones who do the work, who research, who respect the practice and the boundaries it requires—we’re still out here, and we’re still shifting. We’re still growing, we’re still thriving, and we’re not letting some random, clout-chasing person get in the way of our personal journeys. The real shift doesn’t come from attention or clout; it comes from within. It comes from dedication, intention, and respect for what we’re trying to achieve. And trust me, anyone who genuinely shifts knows it’s an empowering, transformative experience—not something to be mocked. 💫👑

So to all the fellow shifters out there, don’t let these clowns get to you. Don’t let their negativity and petty arguments distract you from your journey. You are doing something real, something powerful. While they’re stuck in their flop era, we’re out here creating new realities, growing, and elevating ourselves in ways they’ll never understand. Keep going. Stay true to your path. And remember: the truth speaks for itself, and the real ones will always rise above the noise. ✨💖 Keep shifting, keep evolving, and never let anyone who doesn’t understand the practice try to dim your light. You’re not in the same lane as them—and you never will be. 👑💫

[babyleostuff]

s/o being afraid of storms | ot13

ᥫ᭡ theme: fluff & comfort ᥫ᭡ warnings: generally gn!reader, but mentions of makeup with seungkwan

[ ☁️ ] seungcheol

he’d probably hold you through the whole storm, because no place is safer than your boyfriend’s arms. of course he’d do the basic stuff, like playing music to drown out the sound of thunder or he’d put on your favourite movie and order tons of food to distract you from the weather, but one thing would be sure - the whole time you’d be securely placed in his embrace, even while he’d be walking around the apartment to gather all of the necessarily supplies. he’d have your arms wrapped around his waist, and one of his hands holding your head against his chest.

[ ☁️ ] jeonghan

similarly to cheol, hannie would opt for physical touch to calm you down. you’d be lying in your bed, under tons of blankets with you wrapped up in one of his fluffiest cardigans. your head would stay on his chest the whole time, right above his heart, so you could hear his heartbeat, and jeonghan would gently rub your back, his thumbs rubbing soothing circles to lessen your anxiety. between talking and moments of silence, jeonghan would hum or sing quietly, his lips moving against your forehead in a calming manner, reminding you that he’s there and won’t let anything bad happen to you.

[ ☁️ ] joshua

you’d take a nice bath together. joshua has his notifications on for the weather in case of a storm, so he could call or text you beforehand if you were apart, or prepare something to take your mind off the thunder and heavy rain - and he usually goes for a bath. not only is the storm less audible in your bathroom, but you also get to spend some quality time together, in such an intimate but domestic way. he’d light on some candles for the mood, add your favourite scented soaps to the bubble bath, set the takeout next to the tub so it’s easy for you to reach you’d end up sitting face to face with shua gently running his hand over your calf to remind you that he’s there with you, ready to protect you from any thunder and storm.

[ ☁️ ] jun

would build a fort in your living room. jun would try to make a bit of a fool out of himself to cheer you up and make you laugh, as you’d carry all the blankets, pillows, and plushies you could find lying around your house. the fort in itself would probably collapse a couple of times, and you’d have to pull out a youtube tutorial to make one that would actually last for more than two minutes. jun would hang up some fairy lights, and you would be busy ordering takeout, already wearing his hoodie (his clothes add +100 to your comfort). he’d make you so giggly and giddy about the fort that you’d barely pay any attention to the thunder and rain.

[ ☁️ ] hoshi

would try to distract you by coming up with the most random ass activities. hoshi is an endless source of energy and crazy (and sometimes very questionable) ideas. he would have no problem setting up a yoga studio in your room so you could do "partner yoga" (at one point you thought that soonyoung broke your rib because he didn't catch you and you fell to the ground) or doing a thousand different tik tok challenges that he has saved in a separate folder on your phone. you can rarely be bored with hoshi, so his infectious energy would be a good way to take your mind of the storm, but if he noticed that his ways of calming you down wouldn’t be working, he would gently drag you to the couch, wrap you in a blanket and sit next to you throughout the storm until it passed.

[ ☁️ ] wonwoo

having a boyfriend who’s obsessed with gaming is like a dream come true in this scenario. he’d place you on his lap, a blanket around your shoulders, headphones covering your ears, with one of his hands resting on your thigh or waist, and the other showing you which keys on the keyboard to press. wonwoo would keep his head propped up against your shoulder or nuzzled into your neck if he saw you were doing fine on your own, and whenever you’d manage to kill an enemy or pass a level, he’d place a kiss on your cheek, successfully making you forget about the storm raging outside.

[ ☁️ ] woozi

you know what i’m going to say. you’d either be in his studio at home, or in the universe factory, you - closely snuggled to jihoon’s side, and woozi - with an arm tightly wrapped around your shoulder, his lips resting against your temple or forehead. you’d both share earphones, so you could still hear your boyfriend explaining the details of whichever song you’d be currently listening to, like the lyrics, production, beat, etc etc. and if you were up for it, woozi would be more than happy to indulge you in making a song as well. you’d come up with some silly lyrics that wouldn’t make much sense, a wilde beat, funny adlibs. all the good stuff.

[ ☁️ ] dk

i feel like he wouldn’t have like a specific thing he’d do - it would all depend on the day, how bad the storm would be, and how scared you’d be. seokmin would definitely stay close to you, no matter what - his hand would always be holding yours, or at least the sleeve of your shirt so if the lightning struck he’d be right next to you to comfort you, and wrap you up in a safe bubble (which is his arms). on some days you’d watch a movie, on others you’d cuddle under the blankets - the biggest priority for dk is to hold you and keep you safe.

[ ☁️ ] mingyu

chef mingyu comes into action - IT’S TIME TO COOK! gyu would put on some music (probably your shared playlist), take out all of the ingredients (when you asked him what he was about to cook he just laughed and said he’d be improvising), and in his clingy puppy fashion would make you stand between him and the kitchen counter. the whole evening would be filled with your shared laughs, your boyfriends whines, and you running after mingyu after he ate some of your food, and you’d forget about the storm in no time (which makes mingyu feel so warm and fuzzy because it’s only a testament on how safe you feel with him). 

[ ☁️ ] minghao

he would read to you. the second he’d notice the first signs of the storm or when he’d get a notification on his phone about an incoming storm, he’d gently pull you towards your bedroom - your safe space, give you a change of clothes (his clothes) so you could be comfy, and lay next to you, having you snuggled close to him under the covers. you’d still be able to hear the thunder outside, but thanks to minghao’s gentle voice you wouldn’t pay a single attention to it. his soothing touch, and his calming voice is everything you need during a bad storm.

[ ☁️ ] seungkwan

to take your mind off the weather he’d propose to do your makeup (he had seen countless challenges of doing your significant other’s makeup, but he’d never found a good enough excuse to ask you if he could do it). seungkwan would actually do a pretty decent job at distinguishing concealer from foundation, applying the contour in the right places, and picking a fitting eyeshadow colour. the funniest part would be his comments, he’d act like a youtuber doing a makeup challenge (the only unfunny moment would when he almost poked your eye out with a maskara).

[ ☁️ ] vernon

MOVIE NIGHT!!! yeah, it’s movie date night, and no one is going to stop you from watching your favourite movies or bad horrors through the whole night :))) there’s nothing better to be cuddled under a thick blanket, your feet and arms tangled awkwardly, with vernon’s head resting on your chest so you could thread your fingers through his hair, various snacks laying on the table in front of you. vernon would try to be extra funny on his commentaries to take your mind off of the storm, or come up with the most out of pocket reactions to make you laugh. 

[ ☁️ ] chan

channie would use his super duper dancer skills to make you forget about the storm. you were quite surprised when he randomly started to rearrange the living room, moving the couch and the table, leaving only the fluffy carpet (at one point he thought about distracting you simply with his muscles while carrying the furniture, but eventually gave up because moving the TV would end up in a disaster). he’d let you choose a random song without telling you what he was up to, leaving you stunned but intrigued nonetheless. and you’d have so much fun with the dancing - chan would pretend to trip on accident or mess up the moves to make you laugh, lift you, spin you around, chase you around the apartment. just two idiots in love.

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gf!lottie matthews headcanons! ⋆.˚

꩜ warnings.. none! just fluff <3

꩜ words.. 420.

✎ᝰ. jinx notes.. this one's so fucking cute omggg i need her

▸  you absolutely love the taste of the chap stick/lip balm lottie uses, so you keep stealing kisses from lottie everytime you can .

▸ you always use your laptop to study at home, but somehow lottie always manages to find a space on your lap to lay her head besides the laptop.

▸ when you wanted to adopt a kitten/puppy for your home with lottie and went to the adoption center with her, she had to practically drag you away from the kittens because they were all climbing on you and you didn't complain.

▸ following the second headcanon, lottie who always sleeps with her head in your lap and you don't want to wake her up so even when you've finished studying, you stay there for hours until she wakes up or you start to feel cramps.

▸ lottie who learned how to do artistic makeup from youtube tutorials and uses you as a guinea pig for her makeup. you never complain because it means you see her up close with her eyebrows furrowed in concentration.

▸ you always tell really stupid or corny jokes because you know that lottie will always laugh at them. lottie always loves to see you telling them because you're always so happy and always laugh at them.

▸ lottie who has horrible immunity and always gets sick. you who always take care of her and end up sick too because you kiss her.

▸ you always calm lottie down when she has a breakdown or gets mood swings from changing the dosage of her medication.

▸ lottie loves looking at the stars because it calms her down, so she always arranges little trips to airbnbs in the mountains so that you can sit in their backyard stargazing

▸ lottie loves to go to the playground near her house, which no children use anymore, and the two of you usually sit on the swing talking.

▸ whenever you see deer things, like necklaces, porcelain miniatures, etc, you always bring them to lottie because it reminds you of her, and her reaction is always the same.

“You brought this for me?” she says smiling, amazed at the act of affection. “thank you, princess. i love you :(”

▸ lottie and you are always having tickle fights that leads into making out until you're both out of breath.

▸ lottie and you falling asleep together with your head on each other's shoulder/head in the back seat of the car while your friend is driving.

[vonxodd]

JARVIS HAMMER // first drag king makeup tutorial ✩