#dragon says shit

[bladeobrona]

Really getting fed up with people who do not play my main job trying to tell me how I should feel about my main job. Just shut up and play your favorite job and let me play my favorite job, which I actually play whereas you do not play, have never played, and never have any intention of playing.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: I didn't get the stats out because I didn't think we'd need them

Player 1: But then [Player 2's character] mouthed off to a dragon

DM: Yeah, I should have known that would happen

[puppyeared]

my attempt at making a fursona

[potatounicoorn]

It's a hereditary trait, nothing to be done😔

[ninjautizm]

I don't remember this but HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIITT LLOYD WAS CONFIRMED TO BE AT LEAST 9 YEARS OLD HERE AND HE WAS ABLE TO DO THAT??? JESUS FUCK

[teisubrainrot]

mother have I got news for you

[themistdragon]

[alicent-archive]

Actually it’s so funny to me, because while Daemon absolutely DRAGS his arranged marriage through the mud and openly slanders his wife at ANY opportunity, Rhea just…didn’t gaf about that man AT ALL 😭😭😭.

Girly was riding horses, handling falcons and her own damn business, and remained completely unbothered by Daemon’s deeply unserious antics until the day she died.

[wilchur]

When I tell you I have been thinking about this for three days straight...

[renthony]

The term “filler episode” is blatantly misused in fandom spaces and it's really goddamn annoying.

In the book "Manga and Anime Go to Hollywood: The Amazing Rapidly Evolving Relationship Between Hollywood and Japanese Animation, Manga, Television, and Film," by Northrop Davis, Davis explains the that concept of a “filler episode” in animation comes to us from anime adaptations of manga. Anime is frequently produced at a faster rate than manga, which means that anime adaptations of manga often have to come up with their own “filler” stories to slow down the pacing of the main narrative, because the manga isn’t finished yet.

"Filler" does not mean "low-stakes episode that doesn't progress the main plot." Filler does not mean "character moments that you did not like." "Filler" does not mean "anything that isn't breakneck-paced main plot."

It's a specific term and you are misusing it.

[bladeobrona]

Worst feeling is watching someone you once considered a friend turn into an unlikable piece of shit and wishing you could just get the old person back because who they are now is a horrible person who enjoys hurting those around them, namely yourself.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

context: draconic bloodline sorcerer is having a moment meeting the undead remains of the dragon that blessed her bloodline

meanwhile, the vc chat:

rogue: the fact that the rat (our notetaker) wrote the dragon down as “mrs. beast” implies that she has a husband

bard: yeah it’s jimmy mr. beast

cleric: heteronormativity much?

barbarian: the red dragon is a lesbian

rogue: they’re t4t

cleric: red dragon supernova

rogue: wait it’s funny that’s she’s canonically cis according to the lore of her horn shape

barbarian: gender affirming surgery

sorcerer, looking at the chat: WHAT IS HAPPENING ?!?

[curse-of-dming-strahd]

Me: I’ll be the DM, which is short for Dungeon Master. I’ll be running the physics, the weather, other characters you might run into, that kind of thing.

Player 1: Question.

Me: Yes?

Player 1: Can I refer to you as CEO instead?

Me: …yes, you absolutely can.

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Heroes of Millennium (HoM) AU

Act 1: What was left behind. - Part 1 (page 1-5) -here- -> Part 2

[nokdunal]

for @stankhole ❤️

[saltlordofold]

practice cooldown between comms (tragic conversations often take place at lake Calenhad)