#dream trucks

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I adore this

[tinyowlet]

hot wheels moodboard for anon!🔥

[halcyon-autumn]

Wheel of Time Characters and the Cars They'd Drive

Written by someone who knows extremely little about cars

Rand: The poor boy buys like a standard issue sedan and then a bunch of weirdos start following him around and telling him that the car is "special." Moiraine spray paints dragon decals on his car one night while he's sleeping. People keep trying to slash his tires but he always catches them just in time. You know how it goes

Perrin: Pickup truck with normal sized wheels. Great for helping people move! Also great for running people over. Duality of man etc etc. There's always a dog in the back sticking its head out the window, but Perrin does not know this dog or where it came from

Nynaeve: She buys a used car that looks like it's falling apart and everyone tells her that she overpaid. Four months in, they realize that the last owner did a bunch of Fast and Furious style modifications and Nynaeve could probably outrace God

Mat: Bike. This SHOULD NOT WORK but somehow he's still on time to everything. This baffles everyone, including him

Egwene: Something VERY practical with great gas mileage, like a honda civic. That's the only practical car I know because it's what my dad told me to buy.

Elayne: Lexus. Mat makes fun of her for driving a luxury car and she's like "????? it's not like it's a Cadillac?"

Liandrin: A Cadillac

Moiraine: A jeep, but the nicest most upgraded version. Unless there's a car that's better for off-roading, in which case she drives that instead

Lan: A cool classic car. A car that can drift (maybe all cars can drift but Lan's definitely can). He thinks that Nynaeve's car is The Coolest for some reason

Lanfear: A horse! Just kidding. She drives a silver range rover because an article I googled said that range rovers are the king of the road.

Bonus:

Asmodean: the car type Does Not Matter all that matters is that he has a vanity license plate

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

What do the bad gays think of the stars? (Also, IN BAD(LYDRAWN)SANSES WE TRUST)

Killer: they're pretty annoying… biting into apples in front of Dream is kinda funny though :), and stealing Ink's vials is even funnier! Killer's shirt: NO BITCHES? Horror: heh heh heh… Horror: well, they're okay. they liked me when i was shorter though (heh) Dust: …Swap's yelling gives me headaches , and Dream is a fucking eyesore . Ink is too violent and puts too much strength into his attacks. Dust: (he's probably going to end up killing one of us some day) Cross: Dream, I understand. Wanting to- help people, that is. Blue, whatever, probably got pulled in by the lure of fame and helping people. Ink… Cross: . . . Cross: What a giant fucking idiot you'd have to be to see good in such a horrible fucking person, huh? Cross's book: 101 pranks (and how to pull them off without getting caught) Nightmare: My brother is a very complex subject to talk about, but I can say with confidence that Ink is a reckless idiot and Swap Sans will not last in the environment and conditions he is in with the Stars.

[sockdreams]

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[thebubblesareevil]

Life on the Farm pt2

Im trying not to make my posts TOO long so here’s pt 2

Danny has been on the Kent farm for about a month now and things are going great, he spends his days helping Jonathan with the chores and his night cooking dinner with Martha. He’s bulked up quite a bit, to the point that his old classmates wouldn’t recognize him as tiny Danny Fenton. Every now and again he rides into town with Jonathan to get supplies for the farm.

On this day they are driving into town talking about what Martha is planning for dinner. Neither of them noticed the truck until it was too late. The driver had fallen asleep at the wheel and he didn’t stop at the intersection.

Danny sees the truck at the very last second, turning himself, Jonathan, and the truck intangible. Jonathan looks on is shock as the eighteen wheeler passes THROUGH them. Danny is panicking. As soon as the truck is through he’s about to jump out of the truck and run, but Jonathan grabs his shoulder and points out that the trucker is gonna crash. Jonathan floors it as they chase after the truck. Danny jumps in through the side and manages to hit the brakes.

When he climbs out of the truck Jonathan claps him on the back congratulating him on a job well done. He looks him in the eye and says “it’s gonna be alright, but I think there’s somethings you need to tell Martha and I because I for one have no idea how to explain what just happened.” Danny gives him a huge grin and hugs him.

When they get home he explains everything, about dying, about his parents, about how he’s from another universe. Through it all the Kent’s are silent. Once Danny finishes his explanation he’s nervous, the last time he told someone they tried to finish the job. They just look at each other and laugh “So not an alien then? Darn, well I gotta say another universe is a new one but nothing we can’t handle.” Jonathan smiles

Danny stares “there are aliens in this universe?!?! How did I not know about this!?!” The Kents laugh, Martha pats him on the shoulder “well human or alien, alive or dead I’m afraid you’re family now. So I think it’s about time you start calling me Ma, best get that out of the way now. We’ll need to call Clark as well and tell him the good news, dear. You know he’ll want to fly right over.” She grins at Danny “I think the two of them will get on like a house on fire.” Danny’s not really sure how to react to all this but he can’t say he hates the warm feeling that has made its home next to his core. Jonathan or rather Pa wraps and arm around his shoulder and gives him a grin. “Looks like we’re gonna be a shoo in for this years best haunted hay ride with our very own ghost haunting the fields!” Danny can’t help it he laughs, he laughs until he cries as Ma Kent wraps her arms around him. For the first time in a long time.

He feels warm.

[valiantstarlights]

Please don't fall in love

with me. I am an asshole

and a sad wet cat.

- a haiku by Dream of the Endless

[detroitlib]

View of a 1955 GMC L'Universelle experimental truck. Label on back: "Among the galaxy of experimental cars at the General Motors Powerama in Chicago will be this GMC 'dream truck' L'Universelle, which has created a sensation at public showings since its introduction in January. Although still in the 'show truck' category, plans are being made to put the revolutionary new vehicle into production. From: GMC Truck & Coach Division. Pontiac, Michigan." Handwritten on back: "Concept dream truck. L'Universelle, 1955."

National Automotive History Collection, Detroit Public Library

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was hit by a truck going 50km/h in front of an elementary school. The Wii bowling announcer voice announced it was a strike and the witnesses cheered and applauded the truck driver.

[anguishmacgyver]

[tygerland]

Sorcerer (1977)

[lesbiradshaw]

♫ top gun characters as taylor swift album covers

[monainthecatacombs]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the absolutely Vivid reality based chronological dream i had last night. man

[belovedrm]

OH … OH MY GOD … WAIT … “TOTAL DISCONNECTION” IS KIND OF LOVE.