#drowning in potatoes

[cod-dump]

*fills the fucking room with potatoes* there we go.

-your locals dumbass 🐺

[anniilaugh]

”There was cute, like Carrot or Chopper, and then there was cute like a certified killing machine snuggling three babies at once.

Sanji had never in his life wished so hard for a snail, he needed a picture of this more than he had ever needed a picture of anything before. ”

Me: ME! I’LL BE THE SNAIL FOR YOU!🐌✏️📸

Fanart of Thirty Thousand (& Three) Nautical Miles by @brunetta6blog & Springtime4Persephone 💚

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

He broke through to the surface, taking large desperate gasps of air before getting sucked back beneath by the current. Danny fought against the water as hard as his little paws would allow.

Just when he felt all hope was lost and he was sinking, a large hand enveloped his entire body and hefted him back into the open air. Shivering and coughing out water he didn't catch whatever the man had said. He continued shivering violently as the guy wrung out Dannys fur.

The mans hands were warm despite the brown leather gloves covering them. They made Danny feel comforted and energized almost as if the man had...oh gods! He did! The man had ecto inside of him! Thank the ancients! Now he just had to stick with glove guy and he could recharge! It would be slow but still!

"Here we are little guy." The man said and Danny noticed all at once that the man had been walking the whole time Danny had been stuck in his head. He looked around and noticed the Animal Shelter sign in front of them.

No. No! Danny needed to stick to this guy if he ever hoped to become a human again. But despite how he dug his claws into the flesh of the mans exposed arm and yowled the man in the red mask managed to get him lose and left him in the care of an animal social worker.

Danny was checked out and placed in the tiny jail cell alongside other kittens and cats, many who were scared, miserable or just desperate for love and attention. This of course meant he needed to plot a jail break. Fortunately, he could still used most of his powers but without any ecto around he would have no way to recharge them outside of food or indulging in his obsession.

Needless to say Jason was a little startled when he woke up the next day to not one, but five little kittens meowing at him for food. He swears the one sitting smugly on his chest is the same one he dropped off at the animal shelter yesterday, but that couldn't be right...

One call confirmed it. All of thier animals had escaped last night and there was a suspiciously animal sized arch taken out of the wall with an unknown tool. Demon brat would be delighted at the news.

Unfortunately for Hood the smug little black cat he rescued yesterday had decided that his shoulder was the perfect perch and stayed there more often than not. Little guy got into food often but refused to eat kibble and any attempt to get the kitten away from the mashed potatoes resulted in violence or density shifting to get back to the food.

At this point danny almost didn't care if he returned to being human so long as he got to eat more of his humans cooking. He swears Jason is magical because everything he makes tastes amazing

[kiwiplaetzchen]

The silent world quiets the mind

and one extra

[baredwolf]

what you have to understand is that i would vote for an arguably-sentient potato before i would vote for trump.

[alienjaes]

Messy wires hanging loosely along my brain like we're laying cable for a new landmass but nobody knows where it is yet so we're just searching with live current arcing across synapses and why am I crying is this

joy?

[reikunrei]

i always forget how much i dislike what is essentially just sauces until i watch a recipe video on ig and think to myself “wow that looks really good, i should save it-“ before they suddenly smother it in some sort of creamy sauce and i have to scroll away before i gag

[am-i-even-really-heree]

watching my brother eat dinner tonight was.... motivating, to say the least

[amethystsoda]

It’s not super pretty BUT round 2 of the cockatrice and egg dish is still delish! (And I made gravy for the top tonight to enhance the breakfast skillet vibes)!

[whumpster-dumpster]

So all of us had a drowning trope whump awakening huh? Mine was that scene from Aladdin where they tossed him in the water with a weight chained to him

Yesss, another banger in the drowning column!

[bumblingbabooshka]

Thinking about how Tuvok has constant violent intrusive thoughts and is still shown to be a kind, loving and good person.

[she-waves-at-cats]

my most autistic and also whitest trait is that i don't put salt on french fries

[tuliharja]

Weirdly specific ask!

2, 5, 13, 15, 28)

Thank you so much for the ask @callmeasyouwantidk!

(Ask meme can be found here.)

2. thoughts on veganism?

I think it’s alright, though it’s also a bit worrisome. I know you can get most of the nutrients from a jar, but I don’t really believe that replacing all those with artificial products is a good thing in the long run. Not to mention…there is also this question in my mind, if the reason why one is vegan is solely based on the fact, they don’t want to eat anything living, how that rules out vegetables? Plants are too living things, though they live differently from animals, insects, etc. But anyway, it’s alright.

5. favorite form of potato?

French fries!

13. first thing you’re doing in the purge?

I think this is a reference to that horror movie? Well, based on that, I’ll probably pull the curtains close, and afterward, I’ll lock all the doors and hope I’ll survive so long until it ends…

15. rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning

From the rather quickest way to die to the slowest and unlikely: burning, freezing, and drowning.

28. last meal on earth?

Spaghetti with minced meat. If I get dessert, I want to consume one milk chocolate slab.

[queeriboh]

I turned tips on, and I can give paypal or venmo on request but dont want to keep them up publicly.

I can't really take any more actual commissions because I desperately need to get serious and finish the ones I took months ago before my phone broke, but if you donate more than $10 I can try and do a really, really simple pencil bust doodle? I offered them for $5 last time but I really really overextended myself and started doing full colored pieces even though I said I wouldn't and. it's been causing me way too much stress trying to finish one big one I got. once I get caught up and used to drawing again I'll try to open real commissions though

[scorchieart]

Hi, 'Corchieboo! 💕

For the weirdly specific and unrelated asks game... 5, 19 & 20! 😊

Hello Hello, Commander Venus! 💕

5. favorite form of potato?

Buried.

19. the veggie you dislike the most?

See above. Particularly the sweet ones.

20. favorite disney princess movie?

Favorite movies: Mulan & Tangled.

Favorite princesses: Mulan & Tiana.

Weirdly specific asks to ask

[awkwardexxodus]

'you make X your whole personality' yes i do! i looove feeling like a fandomfied character!!! i want to be reduced to 3 things that i like & 1 angsty piece of lore mentioned in passing. in a fanon setting.