#dumb feelings

[aerodumb]

There's this butch at the gym I've been thinking about often…

I envy her appearance and I find her attractive at the same time. Those two feelings mingle with each other and intertwine with the feeling of being lonely

I don't think I'll ever do it, but sometimes I fantasize about talking to her and see where things go. She sometimes sits down on machines near me and I hope she knows I exist, and I wish she found me cute or hot

I've thought about how it must feel to hold her hand and, I'll admit it, when I'm changing in the locker room, sometimes I want her to walk in, I want her to look at me. I'm very proud of some of my body parts and want to put on a show for her. I want to catch her attention somehow. I wish she admired my body the same way I admire hers

[kindled-zairy]

head pats head pats head pats

[f4ll3n-s3r4ph]

im an idiot

im stupid, thats for sure

im crushing so hard on you,

but you barely like me

they have your heart, and i never will

im a fool for liking anyone

when i am myself,

an illogical fool and an idiot

im sorry for being myself

[jellyjamheadobb]

[rocarynart]

Waiting for the eclipse

How many more doves do I have to see before you're here in my arms?

How am I supposed to get over you if you keep sending ravens to me?

Will a star collapse before I know why you're watching me from beyond?

But all I have and can do is hope.

Is my delusion too strong or are these signs my soon reality?

I'll fight for this cosmic love I'm overdue. No matter what oceans might divide us. I'll be here.

Find me wherever you are, sunshine.

[lilislegacy]

random pre-school mom: you are such a good dad, picking your son up from school so often

percy: well, my wife and i switch off depending on our schedules. she’s here the other half of the time

random pre-school mom: that’s so generous of you!

percy, confused: uh, why? i’m his dad

random pre-school mom: it’s just so selfless! oh and your little boy is absolutely adorable. he’s the most precious thing i’ve ever seen!

percy: thanks, he looks a lot like his mom

random pre-school mom: but clearly those eyes come from you

percy: well, yeah. i mean, i am his dad

random pre-school mom, flustered: um, well, are you coming to parents night? i can show you around so you know where to go?

percy: my wife and i will be there, and we’ll figure it out. thanks though

random pre-school mom: *weird fake smiling*

[mommyssluttt]

my view vs your view

[bumblebeebats]

As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made

[beybuniki]

boys learning about healthy communication

[cthulhum]

does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship

[risibledeer]

joel being a Disney princess

look everybody my art is arting properly again! also pls send me any asks as i'm awfully bored lol

[rocarynart]

Waiting for the eclipse

Sometimes I'm okay alone.

Some days pass easier than others, some nights I stayyy up, cashing in my bad luck.

Ahem.

Anyways, point aside.

Some days I'm all engines firing, revving and itching to punch the ignition.

Yeah, there is the constant search for self-improvement and focus on self and self-love; Kim Namjoon didnt tell me to love myself for nothin'. It's easily one of the few bits of advice from a man I will forever recall and cling to.

But it's those days that I'm just spent, and gods only know I have alot of those between the laundry list of ailments where I want a shoulder to lean on, I swear I'm not touch starved (I very much am, dont listen to this fool)- I just have a very short list of people who I like touching me. A blessing and a curse, really.

And don't tell me to be strong; or that I underestimate my strength.

8 billion people in the world and somewhere out there is a guy looking for me. Gods know I'm screwed with my neurodivergent and asocial/introverted ass; it'll likely hit me when I least expect it.

But I hate that.

This'll be me, logging my thoughts. Waiting for the sun and moon to align, because theres no way I won't call him sunshine.

And if he calls me moonchild or some variation of the lunar body, I will fold like a paper crane.

[kewchiesblog]

sleepy 24/7

[mommyssluttt]

I love being filled up so much sometimes I slide things into my pussy, but it's never enough, I need a big cock to fill me up so bad, fuck me breed me and then fuck me again until you're satisfied, don't mind me if I say it's too much

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki hides his face in your neck when he gets embarrassed. that’s it send tweet.

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC Danny Is A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy

(not in a necessarily bad way and it's by Clockwork's design)

Bats, or Constantine, or the JL, or whoever you want to be close to Danny in this prompt, don't notice it right away. It takes them a while to figure out its not purely coincidence. And even after they do figure it out, they still have their doubts.

The thing is, it doesn't work all the time. It also doesn't seem to have a system or a schedule to it, nor is it any kind of a superpower, as far as they can understand. By God, does Danny have way too many superpowers, but most of them are consistent, and yet this one... is weird. Weirder than anything they've seen before, and they've seen a lot, okay.

It also only works if Danny does it without thinking.

"You know what'd be perfect right now? A cheese sandwich," Danny says over the comms, in the middle of the fight with Dr. Freeze, "A warm, grilled cheese sandwich just out of the toas- Owch, what?" There's a pause. And then, "Guys, you're not gonna believe it, a cheese sandwich just smacked me in the face! I think someone threw it out of the window or something!" Danny sounds bewildered, but excited, and there's a sound of chewing from his comm now. At least he is eating, so that's good.

"I fucking hate robots," he grumbles the other day, punching his way through the Brainiac invasion in Metropolis, with no comm and only for the Supes to overhear, "No, correction, I hate only evil robots. The ones that interrupt my astronomy class. The ones that shoot motherfucking lasers and walk like crabs, and ruin a perfect day, and- I wish- aw, fuck, no, that's bad wording. Don't wish for shit. But if all these robots would just suddenly, miraculously malfunction and stop attacking me and the whole city, that would be, like, real nice of them."

A few minutes later, something goes wrong with the Brainiac's control over the army of robots, and all of them just stop moving and fall down at once. It is deemed as a chance, a lucky shot, a coincidence. Supes keeps quiet over what he heard Danny say.

"Oh, you bitch-ass fruitloop, you know what I want?" Danny yells at Plasmius, as the ghost is laughing like a madman, "I want a fucking brick to fall down right on your head, like, right now! Maybe that can set your brains straight for at least five minutes!" And even before he is finished talking, there's something falling down from the sky and hitting Plasmius's head. It's not a brick, to be exact, it's Miss Martian's shoe, though. She has no idea how it even came undone and fell from her foot. But it did somehow knock Plasmius out cold, so there's that.

It doesn't happen all the time. Red Robin does the math - the improbable accidents only happen in about 26% of the situations, given that Danny says something. It's by no means a reliable power. It also doesn't happen only during the fights: there were numerous times when Danny just said something like 'I wonder if the cafeteria serves garlic bread today' and sure enough, there's garlic bread there. Even if it was not on the menu. Ever.

They try to question Danny himself, but he has no idea. He doesn't even notice the coincidences most of the times - which is not surprising, knowing that they only happen in one out of four situations and Danny is known to have a short attention span. So, after a few unsuccessful investigations and failed attempts at calculating how this even works, they all give up. It has never jinxed anything, as far as they know, so everyone just leaves it be.

Danny is just magically lucky like that.

Meanwhile, Clockwork is having a good laugh about it. Danny's suggestions amuse him, and it's funny to watch the other superheroes having a mental breakdown over it, so he rigs the timeline from time to time. Just a little.