#eddie shrieking

[tennant-the-tigger]

The Scooby Gang

“Come on, let’s get out of here while we still can!"

My Stranger Things Art

[tangerinesteve]

I've held this in long enough. I can't take it anymore. Eddie Munson, DnD extraordinaire, would know what a fucking hive mind is.

"It's all a hive mind."

"A what?"

HE WOULD KNOW WHAT THAT IS I'M LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND OVER THIS AND HAVE BEEN SINCE IT HAPPENED

[corrodedcoughin]

I feel like Eddie is the type of guy to always have a slide whistle in his pocket and uses it to make incidental sound effects for the conversations that happen around him.

Nobody knows where he gets them all from and they don’t ask incase he takes one out and starts playing with it.

Wayne is so happy every time he loses one of the whistles. He absolutely never tells Eddie when he finds one of the numerous whistles that have rolled under the couch. He has an agreement with Steve to dispose of them secretly and securely.

Except one night when Steve’s driving around town with Eddie, he opens the glove box and there’s a bag full of whistles (seriously nobody knows where he’s getting them from. And in bulk?)

And Eddie is all ‘HEY!’ Which immediately makes Steve tense up in preparation for an argument with his easily antagonised boyfriend about the possible theft of offending musicals instruments.

But then Eddie continues with ‘more whistles! I didn’t take you for a fan dude!!’

And promptly shoves one up each of his nostrils and one in his mouth and tries to play them all at once while demanding Steve watch instead of watching the road.

Steves going to have to think of a new hiding spot.

[ignoregnome]

i believe in the "steve loving horror movies while eddie absolutely hates them because he gets scared out of his skin" agenda

picture: steddie go and watch aliens in 1987 on a date and eddie is trembling like a fucking flower and 3 seconds from throwing up the entire time while steve munches happily on his popcorn, not unappetised at all

steve loooooves movie dates because his love language is physical touch (this is not to be confused with his praise kink) and he basically just gets to hold his date's hand for 2 hours, so when they get out of the cinema he's like "that was so romantic!" and eddie looks at him as if he just said he killed a man and goes "did we watch the same fucking movie??"

[vecnuthy]

Eddie and Steve kept catching the other's eye every time Dio, their grey and white cat, kept flopping down with a world-weary sigh that, this time, wasn't due to Eddie being annoying showing affection. The poor thing had formed a habit of seeking out the cool floor vents or worming his way into fridge when it was open, but that behavior never seemed too out of character, considering how his fluffy butt would shoot outside and completely starfish-jump into a fresh mound of snow if given the opportunity. And he was always given a lot.

On a leash, of course.

The first time that had happened, Steve and Eddie doubled over in laughter, hands slapping at arms until the "Did you see that?!" of the moment turned into "Can you see him?!" and they both frantically started digging for him. The snow-chilled but panic-warmed reunion yielded a very unamused Dio held tight against Steve's chest (with a hyperbolic "He's frozen solid!") as Eddie's forehead pressed between Dio's snow-dusted ears with a vow of "Never again" spilled from his chapped lips.

But that was January of last year, and it was now July of this year, and — look. The decision was that the cat needed his fur trimmed past just the regularly-scheduled maintenance of the very necessary Butt Trim. It was the peak of summer, and Dio was obviously uncomfortable in his long fur that was thicker than Eddie's skull, the latter of which was unfortunately to blame for the current situation:

Little Dio, Baby D, Dionysus, Rice-a-Ronnie fighting for his hairy little life on the top of the dryer, wiggling like an eel half out of Eddie's hold, claws raking through fur clippings and skidding against its absolutely gripless surface. The clippers buzzed menacingly from the floor after falling off the dryer.

Eddie tried his best to talk the cat down, cooing little things like "You're gonna look so handsome, Steve's gonna be so impressed. You're gonna be such a cool cat," but Dio the Diabolical didn't want any part of that.

Butt trim? No problem. Starting there probably would have been the better idea, but Eddie — alone, forsaken, and abandoned, thanks to Steve getting called in to work on his off day — had started working at the other end and soon found that the job couldn't be carried out with just one set of hands, committed though they were.

After a well-fought struggle, Eddie finally let Dio go with permission to "be free and angry — for now," and turned the clippers off, but he was not prepared for the sight that fully registered when he found Dio sitting on a stool next to the counter.

After an appropriate gasp, Eddie muttered, "Ohhh my god. Diogenes, what have I done?" from behind his hand, not knowing whether to laugh or to cry.

Dio ignored him, fully in ice-out mode as he groomed his face. He didn't even flinch as Eddie snapped a picture on his phone, but didn't take too kindly to the tone of Eddie's "Why are you so tiny?!" so he hopped down and found another spot in a different room.

Eddie texted the following to Steve:

I made a mistake he won't let me clip anymore. Will I be arrested.

Not even ten seconds later, Eddie received a video call from Robin Buckley, who was absolutely howling in laughter, featuring a horrified Steve in the background, unable to tear his eyes away from his phone.

The rest of the fur trim may or may not have happened until a few days later because the sight was just so ridiculously fascinating (and Robin had insisted on experiencing its full glory in person). His fuzzy boots and a fluffy tuft at the end of his tail remained, though.

[reaperlight]

Venom: Look how romantic Kasady is, giving flowers to Frances... Why don't you ever do that?

Eddie: *sighs* Fine.

Later

Eddie: Here. *Gives flowers to Frances*

Frances: Uh... Thank you?!

Eddie: I'm just as confused as you are.

Venom: *Face-palming with tentacles*

Carnage: *Furious roaring*

[murasakinocatt]

I just watched Venom 2 and the film is simply about Frances Barrison and Cletus Kasady trying romantic and sociopathic moments together while Eddie and Venom are in a recent divorce

🇧🇷: Acabei de assistir Venom 2 e o filme simplesmente se trata da Frances Barrison e Cletus Kasady tento momentos românticos e sociopatas juntos enquanto o Eddie e Venom estão num divórcio recente

[thevondoom62]

Ben and his brother always seem to have issues to work out, whether it be with each other or with their shared enemies.

[ambrossart]

‼️ UPCOMING DWM MINI FIC ‼️

The Shrieking Queen's Catacombs

— Episode 1: "What's in a Name?"

Summary: On the first day of Scott Sloman's infamous summer D&D campaign, you're excited to showcase your original character and sorely disappointed by Eddie's lack of creativity. You promised Chrissy you would be nice to Eddie this summer, but...

Seriously, that's the best you could come up with, Munson?

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[tennant-the-tigger]

Fruity Four: Haunted House

They thought they could handle it, no problem, considering everything they’ve been through.  

More ST Art (x)

[onebadpunspoilsabunch]

Is Eddie going to be Cletus' wingman, and help Cletus gain the courage to ask Shriek out?

He tried.

[evilkaeya]

guys guys LISTEN both steve and eddie got bit by the demobats right? so like what if they share the hiveminds power now? yes that means them being exposed to vecna’s mind control but what if they could also telepathically communicate? what if eddie survived in the upside down and reached out to steve first, in his head and said, “you there, Harrington?” 

[ignoregnome]

stranger things fruity four AU in which nancy is the metalhead who runs hellfire, eddie is the priss who wears dress shirts to every occasion, steve is the gay linguist who worked at scoops, and robin is the popular girl who fell from grace after she broke up with eddie

[schmoyoho]

was obsessed with this Eddie Munson sound, so i made it an alarm for all the Chrissys and Chrises of the world

[reaperlight]

Frances: Oh baby, what's wrong?

Cletus: I think I'm coming down with something. I've been so nauseous lately.

Eddie, seriously: Maybe you're pregnant.

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Cletus: I don't know who's the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack--

Carnage: Um... about that...

[comicwaren]

From Death of the Venomverse #004

Art by Gerardo Sandoval, Victor Olazaba and Jim Campbell

Written by Cullen Bunn