#ehhh ill fuck with that later

[c0smic-c4stle]

oh yea u guess i can post these now take some boys

[nerosdayinanime]

Cold

A gust of wind blew across him, ruffling soft fabric against his skin and loose strands of hair along his face. His eyebrows scrunched- Freezing -something landed above his eye- Snow? He blinked his eyes open to the open sky above, clouded but not dark, empty branches swaying around the edges in an echo of the harsh winds above their reach. Serene. He laid there watching their gentle dance, blithe and enchanted. Feeling the stray gusts wash over him every once in a while, taking away the curls of his warm breath against the cold and throwing the specks of white into a wild dance above him. He could feel, the cold wind and snow of winter, the slow rise and fall of his chest with each breath. He could hear, the whistle of wind and quiet clacking of branches bumping together, his own steady heartbeat through his neck.

He tried to catch a snowflake on his tongue, slack and heavy in his mouth instead, he grunted. Letting his head fall to the side trying to recollect his thoughts, breath mixing with the low fog surrounding the little clearing. A massive gray... boulder. Struck in half... a thick rope, ends frayed with time after being cut the same time as the rock. It was so familiar. Almost nostalgic.

Another snowflake landed on his cheek, he closed his eyes as he sat up, feeling each muscle slowly wake up as he rocked upright. He hazily blinked again, looking down at his hands. So rough, I should take better care of them.. Something ticked in his mind, he lifted his head to look around the empty gray clearing he found himself in- Behind me. He whirled around- stopping abruptly at bright pink. A little girl, looking at him from her place between the trees. Kind sea-foam green eyes and a serene smile, gone with a blink. Her presence he picked up on, gone as the rest of her- What? Where'd she go? He reached the direction she was standing- hesitated, rubbed at his icy dry eyes, Where am I?- He finally took in the clearing around him- dirt pressed and well-trodden in the center and around the boulder, yet so.. uninhabited. No one's been here for years.. But he could feel in his bones the song and dance and laughter and arguments had here, everything so familiar yet so- wrong. Everything was missing. What did they do here?

Why don't I remember anything? echoed in his head, feeling lost and alone in the foggy clearing that rang of home. He looked down at his rough hands again, Home... home is other people. Where are my people? Hands tightened to fists, Who are my people!? He shakily stood up, quickly finding balance on sturdy legs. Hn. He looked around the clearing for the girl, finding a path just to the side of where she was standing. She must know something. She looked like she knew me. Walking through the gentle snowfall, trying not to lose his thoughts to the atmosphere again- Winter... everything is dead. Nn. he grimaced at the thought, Too harsh... asleep. That sounds better. Nature was on pause for the cold, waiting out the harshest winds to rest and regroup. Shells of woody plants no longer in bloom trailed alongside the worn path, little of anything to provide any protection from the wind. His hand fiddled with the edge of his kimono, worn thin from use. Despite it he wasn't overly cold, aside from the occasional prick of ice landing on his skin. Off-white haori, black hakama and undershirt, flashy looking geometric pattern shared with his leg wraps, Pretty neat.. the red accent looks nice too. A blur of deep blue came to mind, vivid and striking. Blue? No.. that wouldn't fit me, besides- blue's not my color.

He stops in his tracks.

Whose color is it? He tries to think- of the pretty royal blue, a face, a silhouette, anything- ..nothing but blanks. He growled in frustration, Why can't I remember anything?

A crow's call startles him out of his thoughts, he looks up just in time to see a haggard looking crow flying right past him along the path. "Oi, crow, have you seen the girl wearing pink around here?" To his surprise, the crow landed on a branch and looked down at him, "Caw! Girl with pink?" It can actually talk? "Yeah! Did you see where she went?" "Caw! She's this way!" The bird started up and continued flying down the path, he quickly moved to follow. Is this thing really leading me to her? Handy. The trail from the clearing leads down a mountain, his sense of home expanding the further from the clearing he walks. Everything's desolate and quiet now, but he can feel the echoes of excited chatter and pleasant conversations as they walked under swaying leaves, the dappled light of the sun leaking through to the ground they walked, like liquid gold. He felt so warm at the sensation he couldn't fully picture, he tried to imagine the girl from the clearing by his side, smiling as he chattered about nothing- it felt wrong. The warmth and hazy brightness turned cold and dim, a sudden image- of her looking up at him with that same serene smile from his place atop the broken stone, smiling fox mask glowing in the diffused light. He blinked at the clarity of it, the flash of melancholy that accompanied it. He shook his head and watched for the bird, making sure he's still following.

A flat stream ahead in the path caught his attention, instinctively looking left through the barren trees he could see a great waterfall in the distance. He could feel the wash of freezing water crashing over him, teeth chattering as he laughed at something said. He turned back to watching the path pass below his feet, the more of these hazy flashes of memories the more fond he felt of the place, more like home, the more he felt a deep unease. A deep sense of absence in his core, I forgot something important. Someone important. All these little glimpses and hints of memories... I'll figure it out eventually. He gave a glance at a cabin towards the base of the mountain, slowing at the sudden hit of nostalgia.

"Caw! Meeting!" He whipped back towards the bird flying ahead of him, not waiting for his wandering mind. He jogged to catch up as it sped its pace in the air, "Right." Snow drifted and swirled around him, the incoordination from when he first woke up completely gone, replaced with a sense of strength and confidence. He sped to a full sprint, testing the bounds- legs pounding forward, a twitch as a branch snapped below his feet, Mistake, steps turning silent as thick forest faded to woods. He didn't feel a hint of exertion, This is going easy. He slows to a regular pace again, watching for the bird to change direction as they came up to a small village.

Everyone's inside, cozy and protected from the cold.. Cool. makes it easier for us, don't have to talk to anyone. He jogged down the main road, instinctively looking towards the empty road where vendors usually set up during the warmer months- someone's quiet voice mumbling and him repeating it louder for them. The earlier thought finally registered, They don't like talking to other people. Blue. Willingly hung out with me under a waterfall. ...Quite an odd character, ne?

[snowthedemonfox]

after doing nothing but play pokemon for a week i wanted to draw this Creature as a small art warm up

[tokabishi]

cacti(?) seem pretty freakin edible

i just want to uhhhh crompshh right into one just a meaty bite

keep a smol bags worth of spines to deal 10d4 damage

[the-astrophel-system]

so i had therapy today

i specifically asked clem if i could front today for it (she said ofc, shes the best, love our host fr)

so this is a new therapist i think we've only had 5 sessions? including today? i was nervous bc we hadn't talked about intense details of trauma with her before. but ive been having breakdowns so ahfkahdlajsl im gonna vent

bestie i left that office fucking crying. ofc she made sure i was safe before leaving, but we talked, i cried, and i think i had a break through and found out more about a trauma. maybe. things are still fuzzy, but i think ive connected a few dots and while yeah great, its good im figuring out my trauma and past and can work through it. but its so fucking confronting. i feel so isolated and like no one believes me and she made me feel so seen and heard but it was also like "oh fuck im really traumatised????" so that was SO GREAT /sar

i still need to figure out some stuff, but it was definitely a step in the right direction. im sure ill cry over this later, and im a mess rn bc brain be braining. but ehhh its okay its fine

- skye (she/her)

[thegeminisage]

tng update time. last night we did "the child" and today i did "where silence has lease"

the child: GOOD. FUCKINGGGGG. LORD

first of all, i watched this after having been awake since 4am and working all day and then getting hate mail on my fanfics. i was so sleep deprived it's unreal. i dissolved into hysterics multiple times

the first time i think was after deanna got impregnated. i did say with my real mouth "i hope it's riker" and then regret it because i didn't actually hope that but truly i think we would have been better off

the second time i can't really remember. i think it was after the kid talked the first time. immediately my primal instincts screamed at me that the child was unholy and unnatural. anyway both times we had to pause for several minutes in order for me to collect myself

why did we have to have a meeting in front of all deanna's peers talking about the changes in her body and whether or not she should get an abortion...like im with worf, abort that thang, but what the fucj

at first i was kind of excited that dr crusher would be leaving because she is an exhausting character to contend with. now i realize i was a fool. with no dr crusher and no tasha yar deanna troi has to take on the role of Every woman. i made a joke in which the punchline was the mother the son and the holy spitroast but i don't think it's as funny without the leadup

also, on the replacement dr: i hate her forever for being mean to data. first mispronouncing his name and then being like ehhh who cares when corrected AND THEN being like wow this bag of bolts can actually get his feelings hurt! i'll kill her

am pleased to say i recognized her from tos not because of her face but because of her voice. score one for the ol' voice acting ear

anyway i kept going i be BEVERLY (upgraded from dr crusher) could have saved deanna's satan baby because at least she can FUCKING PRONOUNCE DATA'S NAME RIGHT. i hope beverly left because picard wouldn't stop making eyes at his ex it would serve him right

wesley was fine in this episode for once.

HIIII GUINAN HIIIIIIII wow she looks so young. just like in sister act, the primary thing i know her from. weird to have her playing shrink to wesley this entire time but i'm sure we'll get more from her later

anyway having deanna speedrun motherhood in 36 hours Because She's A Woman made me for the first time consider skipping some episodes on tng. but i couldn't do my skip/watch list that way so i will SIGH persevere.

where silence has lease: im blogging this as i go. first of all since the first few seconds of this have no dialogue i was excited and thought we were about to get a whedon-eqsue no-dialogue episode but alas. no.

secondly. "im worried about riker AND worf there are certain elements of the klingon psyche its best to be ignorant about" like girl are they fucking?? not quite but almost. riker was sooo dirty. paused the episode to inform cathy of this and got this gem

anyway, the skeleton prosthetics were good but i ca already feel that this is going to be a "klingons are so big and scary and savage" kind of racism day

worf automatically gaslighting himself about the klingon legend is SO sad especially bc we as viewers KNOW its gotta be true. get vored idiots

why is wesley always on the bridge now instead of geordi...is he just always in engineering now? that is Too sad

THIS BITCH JUST CALLED DATA "IT"?????????????? I WILL KILL HER MYSELF

like i cannot believe she is doubting DATAS ABILITY TO DO HIS JOB more than the fucking SIXTEEN YEAR OLD sitting next to him just bc wesley is human and data isnt. ill fucking kill her. i never thought id say this but i miss beverly

jonathan frakes has asked lots of questions this episode

this freaky ass unreality void thing that doesn't actually exist is sooooo fucking cool. stuff like this is what i like about scifi...sometimes the scifi premise is stupid but sometimes it fucks

WHATEVER RIKER AND WORF HAVE GOING ON IN THIS EPISODE. IS GAY. riker telling him to pull himself together and worf repeating his words from earlier...prolonged eye contact...i wish tng was like this all the time

actually riker is kinda fun in this episode...he keeps giving orders without waiting for picard's okay and he is soooo upset when he gets back from that freaky ship

WHOA THAT CGI FACE WAS FREAKY AND BAD

LMAOOO AT THIS ALIEN GOING AFTER THE DR FOR BEING FEMALE. WHEN DEANNA IS RIGHT THERE. like "your contruction is different" not to the half betazoid or the klingon but to the WOMAN. well if anyone deserves it

wow. love that they got ordered to fuck nasty on the bridge <3 riker and worf should volunteer

SIGHHH of course they kill the random black guy redshirt

started to have respect for picard when once again he was willing to blow up the ship rather than submit to enemy will but then he ruined it by going eeeh idk riker how much time do YOU think we need before the self-destruct? like how much time do they need to prepare to die?? and then riker was like uhh idk 20 minutes? like if you're gonna do it just do it. jesus christ. don't even tell them first it's so much kinder. there are FUCKING children aboard

AND HES JUST GONNA SIT IN HIS QUARTERS AND LISTEN TO MUSIC? INSTEAD OF COMFORTING PEOPLE OR DOING HIS JOB? it's always one step forward two back with this show

THOSE FREAKY HALLUCINATIONS TRICKED ME...it's just like data to ask about death. but it wasn't him!!

the ending to this was actually a little anticlimactic but i did enjoy the journey. too bad it wasn't a big klingon ship eating monster though

one down, five to go 😤

[sinkableruby]

What are your thoughts on each Monogatari season?

ok this will end up long... (like really fucking long holy shit lol) im gonna go from first - monster season (which is the light novels), so only read up to where youve seen. mostly only vague discussion of spoilers but still. ill put the individual parts of each season too for reference, in the order i watched and try to go over them briefly since i feel like you cant talk about the whole of the seasons without touching on the parts

first (kizu, bake, nise, neko black) - the kizu movies are so good!!!!!! i like them more and more as time goes on theyre like a fine wine. captures the vibe of a sort of proto-monogatari monogatari very well. it might just b because i watched it in this order but this is honestly my recommended order to watch the series. idk maybe you lose something from not seeing how mysterious shinobu is in bake and then getting the big reveal. bake - nice and airtight. very cool and classic vibes here, very nostalgic. cool introductions to all these cool fun characters while also giving them arcs that are resolved except nadekos but yeah. and of course this one has the very unique art direction thats super cool nise - just had a post about this so go look at that if you want my thoughts. drops a big theme that keeps getting developed which is the kinda important thing u gotta be doing during a season called the "first season" lol neko black - ehhh i think this is one of the worst ones of the anime entries. its not bad. i like the op a lot overall extremely nostalgic and very high quality, especially with kizu and nise in my mind. a bit of a bump with neko black but a very strong start in general. the first season offers much room for the themes and characters to grow but also stands well on its own. so it does its job well. (also note im not gonna be talkin about like the ost too much here just bc. i love all of it so much. its exclusively good.)

second season (neko white, kabuki, otori, oni, koi, hana) - season full of bangers lets go! neko white is the wonderful resolution to the buildup of hanekawa's character we'd been getting since the first season. very good kabuki is interesting... but definitely not the strongest entry here otorimonogatari is what originally hooked me once and for all on the series, for reasons ive explained before so i wont get into that too much here. but god do i love it to death. whew its good oni could hit much harder than it does but it doesnt. rip. still not what id call bad but eh koi is fuckin awesome. kaiki and nadeko... i'd talk more at length about certain parts i like but im writing this backwards from the later seasons to the earlier ones and i talked way too much about the later ones so im trying to conserve space here. i might talk about it more later or if someone asks me abt it hana i have talked about a bit before too but i love hana hanas great. so then all in all it's like 4 bangers. a great development of the characters we know and love and one that is so well written and just done in the best ways... i loved where this season took everyone. i think the non chronological stuff can be a hit or miss for ppl but i honestly really like it, especially on rewatches. when you think about it the order never feels pointless. even tho hana is chronologically after all the other anime arcs its still not at all something i would say you should watch after zoku lmao. the season does well as a continuation and development but not a conclusion to the series, and thus spendidly fits the role of "second" season.

final season (tsuki, owari part 1, koyomi, owari ge, zoku) - there are ups and downs to this season, but the ups far, FAR outweigh the downs. owari part one... its really good. i think shinobu mail (thats what its called right?) is like kind of slow at first, and i definitely wasnt SUPER invested in it on my first watch, but i think on a rewatch after you get past the first like episode or two it really starts to pick up and shine. that is not why i like it though ougi formula to sodachi lost is incredibly fucking good all the way through, some of the strongest entries in the series by far. i might do like a ranking of each part sometimes and those are definitely going in s tier when i do (even nisioisin said his favorite anime part was ougi formula in an interview although that might just be because he loves mysteries lol). hooooghhh those three arcs,, sodachis story is revealed and developed very wonderfully and impactfully and you kinda love her right from her return to the school where she screams at araragi. and of course, of COURSE ougi is the absolute goat in these arcs, revealing the mystery in the engaging and entertaining way she tends to while also being an incredible point of intrigue herself in her whole enigmatic shtick. and of course, if you know you know, but that doesnt make it any less enjoyable on rewatches ougi is just that entertaining of a character. not to mention her showdown with hanekawa... its so entertaining to see these two battle so passive aggressively or just plain aggressively. and the way it ends up is not surprising but it IS hilarious. and then the convo with sodachi in her apartment... heartwrenching, incredible. all of its very very good. probably some of the most fun ive had watching anime, these three arcs grab you and youre just along for the ride the whole time. i'd love to talk about it more in depth some other time probably FUCK that was just owari part one too koyomi we can go through quickly though. its just like a sorta reminder of where each character started and ended up, as well as giving a few details to set up owari ge. nothing special or bad. i love the ED tho oh fuck are you gonna make me scream about owari ge... this post is already way too long fuck... uhh basically mayoi hell + hitagi rendevous are great in and of themselves and are also wonderful buildups to ougi dark and the conclusion of the series. its so fun how it sneaks up on you that yes, ougi is the main antagonist (at least from second season - final). ougi dark................. ougi dark..... ougi dark. yeah ill save this for a different post. um, one billion out of ten? i literally think about it every day thats not a joke so i dont think i can talk about it here without running out of space (do posts have word limits?? whatever its too long already anyway) overall a very tight and absolutely wonderful conclusion to the series. in my mind this is like the "actual ending" and the light novels and other stuff that comes after is like bonus epilogue stuff (not that its not canon its just that ougi dark is too solid of an ending. its TOO good do you understand)

and now time for the light novels

off season - i think in general this season is pretty strong. i was pretty invested in how it was really taking the time to give characters other than araragi the focus, at least until musubi. but even in musubi its sort of like a "where are they now?" so we get lots of details about all the characters. although i think in musubi its a little hard to read bc we also get all these new characters that we dont necessarily care about (esp since its very much like a one-off thing), but i dont mind it that much because thats not what i like it for... the cool part is seeing the characters we love and where theyve ended up and where theyre going. like the part in (i think) mitome wolf? where hanekawa and araragi have drifted super far apart... wonderfully bittersweet. and i have a separate post about this but seeing ougi free and unable to be bothered in their new life? chefs kiss wonderful love it. so i think even though musubi breaks the format of taking a break from araragi, its still good enough to not bring down off season really. and on that note i honestly wish monster season would be more like off season. i dont really want to see stinky araragi's pov anymore! i think he should take way more of a backseat and instead make more guest appearances in other people's stories, like he did at the end of hanamonogatari. not that i dont like him (its a hate love relationship) but i think honestly hes really interesting in hana where we see kanbaru's view of him instead of his view of everyone else as usual. i love so much how the monogatari series Feels Different in different people's perspectives so i want to switch it up more!! of course he is the main character so i dont think this will happen but like. i'd much rather get kanbaru's misadventures with ougi than araragi's college misadventures. and of course i cant talk about off season without talking about nademonogatari. nademonogatari is SO FUCKING GOOD holy shit... i think i speak for a lot of people when i say nadeko is by far the strongest narrator in the series due to her arc's progression and her character development-- and even before it too, cuz otorimonogatari's narration was also really unique and engaging. it helps that she's my second fav but i think nademonogatari is generally well liked? and for very good reason. which is also why...

monster season - haven't finished these season still have to read ougi fright/flight and the next installment but yeah i feel a lil disappointed in this season because again... too much araragi. get this dirty stinky man outta my face. again i love and hate the guy but cmon let's be real... his peak was in owari ge and zoku and at the end of hana. i really dont feel the need to see more of him. of course the stories themselves are interesting and i like nisioisin's writing but i just find the stuff thats not narrated by him such a breath of fresh air... i really want to see more nadeko and kanbaru narration. i hope nisioisin, if he keeps on trucking through the series, will start putting more real focus on these two. or even like. just anyone else. give us ononoki again give us sodachi again. i want to see the other characters journeys!!!! we keep getting small little nadeko chapters like with mayoi snake and yotsugi shadow and like... those were awesome i loved those! more of that but longer please nisioisin!!! i feel like raising up kanbaru or nadeko more to the status of "mains" would be honestly really refreshing and a much better, less like.... stagnating? direction to take the series in ummmmm also nisioisin isnt writing about ougi enough ://// like... hellooo? ougi pov chapter when?? itd be the most fun thing ever nisioisin???? hello??????? hes so insistent on not writing them i swear he wants to relegate them to a side character spooky appearance every once in a while and thats cool but like im starving here dude cmon... even in the book named after them they dont get a pov chapter and only appear as a side character.... wtf........................... like thats so fucked up.................................................. especially since the parts where they acc were there were rly good :( but basically araragi stinky i want to cleanse my nose palette please PLEASE nisioisin throw him in the trash for a long while longer im begging you it'd be so much more interesting if you just let him become a side character his days in the sun should be OVER

[unfunky-and-out-of-time]

some reviews now that ive watched all the futurama movies

overall: i found the movies to be lacking... something. like i cant quite tell if its the pacing or the inconsistent characterization or their almost admirable dedication to keeping up their refusal to adhere to continuity in style of the actual show. but having these movies sort of tie in with each other plot-wise (or at just the one time between bbs and bwabb. idr) and then not letting the characters remember what happened in the movie that Just happened. well it just feels very strange and makes for an overall wonky story.

bender's big score: i think its not a surprise if i say that this one has the strongest plot. it's been built up throughout the fox run and it does tie it all together in a neat bow. i loved the time travel plot. the antagonists were kinda... eh but i could accept it because at least the character dynamics and conflicts felt fleshed out.

i still prefer to view the plot as part of an alternative timeline because it kind of weakens some of the greatest episode in the original run (the luck of the fryrish and jurassic bark. dont tell me they "coulve still missed him when he disappeared the second time" because no. stfu) and fry's character in general - him feeling so out of place in the 20th century and not spending a single second mourning his past life when he wakes up 1000 years later feels like a crucial part of his character. but alright.

sometimes i wonder if i read more into leelas character than the thoughts the writers have put into her character because to ME her being so easily swayed by romantic gestures and being superficial as well as being quick to run into serious commitments is a great reflection of her character and her insecurities and i love exploring her through that. but also then they depict these really outdated and honestly shallow ideas of what romance should be whenever they have an ep in which fry pursues her (time keeps on slippin, the farnsworth parabox) which makes me think these writers dont have a clue. this imo wears down their dynamic in into the green wild yonder too

still... i think out of all the movies ill probably (only) rewatch this and grow to appreciate it

the beast with a billion backs: so when i heard about the concept i was a bit weirded out but not in a gross way which is a good sign because getting this kind of reaction out of me is difficult LOL yeah but well. the movie could not handle the weight unfortunately i think the plot couldve fucked soooo bad. they couldve done a good take on scifi horror and get all existential but idk we just got this. bender jealousy plot is always good no complaints. you could kinda tell that in its heart it was meant to be just a singular episode. wouldve gone crazy tbh.... also fry's pope fit FUCKED im obsessed.

continuity.... ermmmm so going from bbs to THIS? who approved this. this was the last movie i watched of the four and wow it does not live up to the cliffhanger at all. fry being heartbroken over colleen was kinda? ig?? i feel like they couldve much more weight/tension to this movie by just cutting her out and making leela the cause. wouldve added more organic character conflict. but also maybe they thought they already did all of that in bbs so what do i know.

bender's game: guys i got nothing to say on this one. i barely remember the first half. i only remember the second half because i hated it.

into the wild green yonder: i liked the character dynamics and honestly i wasnt too offended because i feel like the movie wasnt striving for much. the plot is kinda ehhh the conflicts feel a bit contrived and thats saying a lot considering its futurama. benders just doing whatever... who gaf tbh. leela had a great start but honestly the more i think about this movies plot in particular the more i dislike it. wong gets away unpunished and this just never gets addressed. like not even in a satiric way which i found strange.

considering how this was - at least for a limited amount of time - the series finale it was really mediocre. fry and leela saying their i love yous right then and there felt sooo unearned and i love these two truly. which is why the writing makes me so mad sometimes.... but yeah i dont know if i particularly mind that they keep the characters apart (it certainly didnt help the plot) but reuniting them right at the end when the overall confrontration felt so anticlimactic kinda ruined the vibe...

end review: futurama has better moments and you can reeeally tell these guys are tv 20 min sitcom writers. yeah

[phoenixrising0308]

Slippery When Wet

This is my reluctant entry to @smut-tember week 3! The rules are to use two from list A and one from List B… well I’m an overachiever… I used all of the words from list  A as and mood killer I picked injuries. If you know me from my previous tumblr life you know that this is a running joke and one that I am happy to revisit for two special friends! The idea behind smut-tember can be found here but it’s basically writing smut and making it cringe-worthy. So I also used some interesting words of my own.

ALSO double duty as my wacky drabble entry for week 113 “This is [my/your/their/her/our/their] lucky day!” Prompt in bold

Books: The Royal Romance 1-3 to Royal Heir.

Rating: M (18+) Sexual situation and adult themes.

Trigger Warnings: 🍋 so NSFW cursing

Pairing: Regina (Gigi Rys) x Robin Flores & Jessica Garica Rys small cameo Mateo Garcia (Brother)

Disclaimer

A/N 1: Jessica and Regina still have their friendship bracelets... Someone gets breast implants while the other bedazzles her vagina. A chance encounter at a club leaves someone broken.

A/N 2: Dirty Regina/ Raunchy Regina  ... I believe there is a place on the fandom for geriatric love.

Story Song inspiration: The Greatest - Sia remix ft. Kendrick Lamar

Word Count: 998 *As always, forgive my typos and grammatical errors.*

Reading time: 3 minutes

Regina’s Quarters

Jessica sat in front of Regina and said, “Gigi they are still perky fun bags for a 70-year-old woman. I really don’t know why you feel they need something more.”

Regina said “Connie always said that my hooters could use a little ump. Jessie, it’s easy for you to say when you have two perfect Areola Alps.” Regina held out her hands in front of her chest and said, “I want a nice pair of knockers.”

Jessica rolled her eyes “I shouldn’t speak ill of the dead but fuck him he framed me and kept me away from Liam.” Jessica held up her wrist and Regina did the same, the two taping their friendship bracelets that immortalized their friendship despite their years of being at odds with each other.

Jessica continued “Okay well I have to say my breasts are full but that’s because I’m a Dairy pillow for the royal heir. Man, I can’t get the girl off my coconuts. But if you want to hook up your Bongo’s  This is your lucky day! I know a Doctor he is… ehhh friend. He opened up a practice with a partner in New York. They used to work together in Boston but they needed a change. He had a rough break-up; Ex she cheated on him with a phlebotomist named Cody; they were in quarantine together.”

“Well if you trust him I’ll do it. Let's turn these bubbies into bonbons!”

6 weeks later ...

Jessica stood in the waiting room flipping through a magazine waiting for Regina's final post-op appointment with Dr. Lahela when she noticed an ad “Turn your meat curtains into a treasure chest of love. Image your Secret place adored with thousands of expertly placed Austrian Swarovski crystals.” Jessica thought to herself ‘I got a fresh Brazilian so no public hair he's got a blank canvas.’  She went to the front counter and said, “Can Doctor Ramsay fit me to bedazzle my Doo-Dah?”

The Receptionist said, “Oh sure he has an opening right now I will put you in room three it should be 3 hours and you will have to wait for 24hrs for the surgical glue to dry but your Lady Garden will be like a chandelier. Also if you’re interested he can do a vaginal rejuvenation and it would feel like your hymen is intact.”

Jessica smirked “Kegels and a tip-top tight penis fly trap.. yes!”

Four seasons Hotel…

Regina looked at her new DD’s and smiled at the bounce they gave she was ready for a night out of town. She turned to Jessica who was nude from the waist down with a fan pointed at her beaver. “Gigi I wish I could join you but I got to let this air dry. Don’t worry Mateo will be your detail cause fucken Bastien is a narc. Have a good night but remember you got new Bra Buddies but you still have the same equipment lets not repeat the past here.”

Kismet Club --Soho

Regina held up her glass at the young gentleman who brought her a drink. He walked over and said, “I noticed you were alone so am I SO thought I could by you a drink.”

“Thank you, my name is Gigi who should I thank for the drink?”

“My name is Robin… Robin Flores.”

45 minutes later...

Regina gripped Robin’s shirt, pulling him down for a deep kiss. Robin returned her kiss, humming and gripping her waist to pull her closer. “Your Love stick is hard already?” she whispered with a little laugh, making Robin blush.

Robin smiled, continuing to kiss her. “I can’t help myself, I suckled on your cans and I just couldn’t hold back,” he replied, taking her hand and leading her to the men’s bathroom. He lead her into a stall and began before kissing her neck. Regina closed her eyes, smiling as she felt small shocks of pleasure run down her body. She felt warm, and based on his temperature when she grabbed his bicep to pull him closer, he was feeling the same way.

Regina lightly pushed him again the door she pulled up his shirt and then unbuttoned his pants, going onto her knees slowly on the floor pulling down his pants. Robin helped her, sighing with anticipation. Regina reached to palm him slowly through his boxer briefs, making him groan and run his fingers through her hair. “I want to fuck your mouth with my rod,” he mumbled delicately, a deep sigh leaving his lips as his head fell back.

Regina’s fingers moved under Robin’s underwear, pulling them off to reveal his throbbing twinkie. Regina licked her lips, looking up at him with lust in her eyes. She licked up the underside of his danger noddle before wrapping her lips around the head. Robin groaned, his back arching a bit. “Ah, just like that,” he gasped as she licked over a sensitive spot. Regina resisted the urge to smile, beginning to bob her head very slowly to start. Robin tried not to buck up his hips, settling on arching his back rather sharply instead. Regina went lower, eventually taking almost his whole length in her mouth. Robin groaned even louder, spreading his legs a bit more as they shook. Regina set her hands on each of his thighs, hollowing her cheeks expertly.

From above her, Robin continued to moan. Robin eventually pulled out of her mouth, stroking himself as baby batter landed all over her chest, neck, and floor.

Mateo walked into the bathroom shouting and said, “Ok Fresca (Fresh) break this shit up. Stop acting like a loca (crazy/fool) cause you got new Titas.

Robin walked out of the bathroom first and followed by Regina who shamelessly wiped her mouth as Mateo glared at them. Before she knew it she found herself flying in the air the having slipped on Robin’s love juice. As she landed on the cold hard floor she heard it crack and she knew that she had broken her hip for the 2nd time. Regina cried out in pain and shouted “Not again this damn osteoporosis!

[hacknet]

i finally have a concept for video game to make :) and its mechanically easy enough that im confident i can actually finish it once i get the godot engine down :)

[gayandvibin]

Some quick-ish drawings (of dubious quality) of the main cast of that story I keep posting about.

I have the oc brainworms y’all…

[xxkaibutsukoxx]

😧

[anisecandy]

Eddie Brock for the character ask game

This is going to be

so

long and I’m

so

sorry

Why I like them:

When I started writing this, it turned out to be really, really, really long. So I'll try to summerize;

Eddie Brock is a character that can be both pretty tragic and absolutely hilarious.

One one hand he's a surprisingly normal guy, for the world of superheroes, with a normal job, divorce and a lot of mental problems. He's done many, many messed up things and has no support system except for his significant other, which isn't really good, because they often enable the worst in each other. When he's written well, because he was/is a villain/anti-hero, he's allowed to be really ugly with his issues and I find many of them relatable and the ugliness that comes with them, along with the consequences and actual healing and journey toward betterment, very cathartic. I just think he's a character with a lot of potential for exploration, both in terms of dealing with mental illnesses, developing healthy relationships, and even religious themes.

One the other hand, he's such an absolute weirdo and I love him for it. He lives in the sewers, eats bugs, murders people on accident, murders people, because they breathed at him wrong, murders people to stop murders from happening and there's no s "woah the Symbionte really changed him!". Nah nah nah, that's just how he is. When he first caught Peter, he cosplayed as a priest just for the dramatic factor. The classic vilian Eddie has zero self awareness, along with super black and white world view, making him THE murderous himbo from the moment he appeared. I love how pompatus and self absorbed he is, I love his over the top persona, I love how easily he flips from playful to bloodthirsty, I love how canonically unlikable and grumpy he is, while also being super self-conscious of his general image, you could say.

All in all, Eddie is an ugly, feral, complicated mess and I'm here for it.

Why I don’t

It usually takes ages for any character development to stick to Eddie, so watching how much of a stubborn block-head he is can be quite infuriating. Also, everything happening during the run of the Agent Venom. Symbiote hunt? Really??? That was fucked up.

Also, he makes Venom absolutely un-sexy for me, which is tragic. The whole design is super hot, along with the persona, but the fact it's... Eddie. Like- It's Eddie.

Favorite episode (scene if movie)

For the emotional factor, I think I have to say Carnage (2016), issue 15

I'm sorry, but ABOUT GODDAMN TIME. While this run did Toxin really dirty (god, so dirty, jesus christ), I think this was finally a moment when we've returned to continuing with Eddie's character growth that begun really setting in with the Anti-Venom, allowing him to later return as the Venom symbiote's host and partner.

Favorite season/movie

Ehhh, I don't know... All the runs have some good parts and bad parts. If you want to have fun, go for something around the Lethal Protector era. If you want something slightly more serious, focused heavily on Eddie's and the Symbiote's relationship, with Eddie being a better, while more grumpy, person, I'd say Mike Costa and Venom (2016) is what you should check out.

Favorite line

I'm searching, and searching, but I can't find how this quote exactly sounded, or from what comic it was! Ugh! But it went along the lines of

„Should we kiss your heart, before we devour it, Spider-man?” (I'm a spidervenom trash and this was morbidly romantic)

Favorite outfit

I love all Eddie’s outfits that have little Venom emblems, because it’s just adorable, but also I really like how this short jacket works with somewhat high-waisted pants.

OTP

SpiderVenom is the one I enjoy reading about and creating content for the most! But Symbrock is great too and I love that it's an important, canon element of the character ♥

Brotp

I think everybody hates Eddie and Eddie hates everybody as well.

Ekhem, sorry. But he really doesn't have many friends. Well, it's always cute how he immediately adopts any kid that comes his way: Jubulile van Scotter, the Moon Girl... Ah, and if he'd ever get over his crush on Liz Allan, it would be interesting to see them become actual friends, you know? I just think it would be fun. Also, if Ann wasn't idiotically killed off, I'd love to see them be healthy exes, who with time became just good old friends. This would be the best. Yeah, I think this is my brotp for Eddie.

Head Canon

Eddie is a person with very little experience in relationships. Ann was literally the first person he'd ever dated, being before completely focused on getting his father's approval and having basically no social life. They got married really quickly too. So his relationship with the Symbiote is only the second one he'd ever had, and honestly, after this he didn't really have any chance to gain more experience either, since as we can see, none of his crushes ended up in relationships. This affects my other headcanons for ships a lot!

Unpopular opinion

Idk what are popular opinions about Eddie tbh. Unpopular opinion... Well, I think I would really prefer it if Eddie stayed christian instead of becoming an atheist? That was a really anticlimactic revelation and leads to wasting a lot of potential for exploring inner turmoils and his very unhealthy relationship to faith.

A wish

Nothing after „Venom: First Host” is canon, and we replace the whole Knull bs with Eddie finally reconciling with Peter; unlike the Symbiote, he'd never apologized to him for all the trauma he's put him through. Oh, also Peter apologizing to the Symbiote as well, for, you know, trying to kill it without any attempts for communication and treating it like s***.

Cue enemies to lovers. Peter wasn't with anyone at this point and MJ just ended things with him „for good”, so you know, perfect moment.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

Everything starting with the 2018 run is my oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen.

5 words to best describe them

Feral asshole, means well though.

My nickname for them

Don't have one ♥

[voidrots]

this was gonna b an adopt but ehhh. he’s mine now <3

this is mikach ruphos, mika for short if u wanna. hes a pretty chill pretty quiet guy, keeps to himself a lot. has a good sense of humor and doesn’t like to be touched much by anyone other than quads, but if ur lucky enough to be in there, he gives the best fucking hugs ever dude

ill make more sprites later probably idk.. u can ask him stuff if u want lol so i can make more expressions

[storm-of-feathers]

ehhh fuck it im gonna get up ill nap later or something

[jaymariz]

“It’s been a while”

It’s been a while since I wrote on here.. specially well you know.. it’s been 3 years sine I last felt the need to write on this page specially knowing the only reason why I would even write my poems in the first place... Well I guess is time to catch up on a couple things. 

well is 2021... well who wouldn’t know that? right. It’s actually almost the end of the year and 2022 is literally around the corner and let me tell you is definitely starting with a lot of surprises for you, but let me tell you about that later lets dive more into 2021 first so everything makes sense to you. 

2021 oh boy hasn’t this been a year starting with the bullshit and the drama that this shit of a year has brought you.. should I start soft or just get straight to the point?... ehhh i think ill start soft. well 2021 started pretty smooth you were doing your cna job and working jobs here and there. you were doing great I was so proud of you. you were finally feeling like YOU. you still had the house and let me tell you that shit brought you a lot of stress but let me stop giving you spoilers lets just stay in tuned to the story. 

Honestly 2021 didn’t start that bad other than you being a depressing bitch and working your life away just to stay afloat and not try to do the same dumb shit you did in 2016.. you were working 17 hours a day with only one day off and honestly you killed it you did so many things with your life in just a year.. you even did remodeling of houses at one point. you always been a workaholic but this year was just something on another level... and honestly you just did it for the wrong reasons. you didn’t need to kill yourself working all those jobs you just did it to keep you away from your feelings and reality.. you see; you were going thru a lot of shit this year and you didn’t talk about it; all you did was drink it away or simply write it on your skin with a knife and you know what i’m talking about ( look at your wrist). anyway even tho you did all that you felt like you found a piece of you again.. the piece that you lost to that motherfucker.. you were sad but happy.. if that makes sense? you felt pretty but ugly lol idk you’re weird. i just know even tho you were so stressed you were so happy and it honestly didn’t make any sense to me.. so broken but yet again so complete.. you were just YOU in a beautiful broken way. you didn’t let nobody make you feel away, you didn’t feel insecure.. well till you met him.. the one that would change it all not in a good way or in a bad way.. he’s a mix of happiness and confusion.. the reason why I say this is because you’re writing this while crying your ass off on the kitchen floor of his apartment. which he’s probably thinking to himself “ this dramatic bitch”.. i’ll get to that later lol i have a lot to get to apperantly. 

anyway this guy.. you met him around April when you were just being your wild self partying almost every weekend.. you weren’t really into guys at the time due to the ptsd from your past. which i don’t blame you but  look at you now is fucking up your relationship lowkey.. to make the story short you guys clicked pretty well and got along at least at first.. after getting to know him a little more you felt like he was sketchy or  wasting your time but you obviously ignored the red flags. time goes by and you realized that you’re just over thinking shit and putting the past on him when in reality you were probably right or wrong but you never knew or cared because he made you happy, but ohh boy was it a challenge.. at the beginning you were arguing with him because he kept you a secret and had tinder or whatever which to be honest it really didn’t concern you at first. he wasn’t your boyfriend but you wanted him to be since you liked him so much.. it got to the point where you slowly started giving up which usually you do as soon as you see something you don't like but with him it was just something different.. you guys were just a like and i think that's what scared you the most but then again intrigued you the most about him. you always wanted someone like you right? well there you go.. only did you know it was going to be a challenge.. the attitudes the assumptions.. the insecurities.. the feeling not good enough but then again feeling like  his queen. sometimes you don’t even know were you stand with him.. and i understand you but i feel like your just seeing the wrong side of it just like he looks at you. you see the things he does like how he talks to you, still feel a secret, feel disrespected, neglected like his cheating its ALL IN YOUR HEAD.. well thats what you tell yourself to make youself feel better,, but no really is all in your head because you see all this wrong but you dont see all the right he does by you just like he doesnt see it in you neither. just like he tries to make you happy with little things or goes out his way to help you.. yes he might give you an attitude while doing it but he means no harm even tho it hurts you a lot. just like you do things and it still doesnt feel like enough.. maybe he feels the same way but everytime you try to talk it turns into another war..