#en fin. them <3

[cuthalions]

And every time I said my name, they knew my name. The first thing they said every time was your name. Like we was two halves of the same thing. I can't be your wife, Jack. But you and I are gonna be partners till they put us in the fcking ground. CLARA PAGET as ANNE BONNY & TOBY SCHMITZ as JACK RACKHAM BLACK SAILS (2014 - 2017)

[aurovra]

 ‘ el sabbat se hace el poderoso, pero no los vi haciendo nada por los suyos. ’

@nayerimz — ‘ ¿te parece que somos una maldita hermandad? ’ escupe, tras ver hilo de pensamientos interrumpido por la contraria. el sabbat no movería un dedo por ella, y tampoco lo espera de ellos. no le molesta / inmuta, sin embargo, no recibe bien el cuestionamiento. ‘ no ha sido mi propio clan quien me trajo  aquí, y como no puedes decir lo mismo, yeri, deberías reevaluar tus cuestionamientos. ’ le extraña que sea ella, una gangrel, quien esté allí con ella. no tiene sentido, a su parecer. sus intenciones de preguntar con la misma amabilidad que lo haría en otra situación, a pesar, desaparecen bajo la agria sensación que le deja la situación en la que se encuentran.   

[tornoaserjo]

Made my sister come to my pilates christmas party as her girlfriend's plus one, to make sure my classmates stopped thinking i was dating said girlfriend. And well... it was such a success that they started making fun of me for being the less succesful sister and having no girlfriend

[sfiltron]

Not to be a hater, but I'm tired of watching so many posts (on Instagram, I have been using it a lot lately bc of friends and it is destroying my brain /neg) talking about "boyfriends" and "girlfriends" and "I'm great at flirting *gives a heart to an story and never talks*".

I had been living in a blissful world where having a partner was something that some people on the internet and my sister had, not an overwhelming constant of teenage worry that had people crying because. I'm so tired of friends thinking about it constantly, friends being desperate to "not be alone", hearing all these stories about friends' friends having terrible miscommunication with their partners.

I'm tired of hearing about something I kind of get the appeal but don't really understand, I'm tired of hearing my friends getting hurt by feelings I can't get and at the same time feeling like I can't help them. I want them to not feel these complex feelings about someone they don't really know, I want to see them happy, meeting people they don't get overly attached before knowing if those people are at least decent human beings, and I want everyone to stop playing this games of trying to meet others without "looking like a creep", and I want them to not be scared, and I want them to be strong enough to cut contact with people that does them wrong.

I don't know how to help them, because, by literal words, they are both getting weird chemicals in their brain that makes them not control for who they fall over, AND there is this weird societal expectation for when you want to get to someone that I can't BEGIN to understand, since NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT, but it still looms over people's actions, it is an implicit vibe, and I don't know if it's people's anxiety derived from having a crush, or if it's something deeper, but it MADDENS me.

I'm just- My personal mental health is exponentially better this time where I have a good chunk of friends, and I have gotten socialization and all that shit, but it also feels like I'm still an outsider, like I'm looking through a window at all this people with their own struggles that I'm having trouble to comprehend because I don't have them, and I'm supposed to just accept it, accept that this is reality, and the only thing I can do is recommended better forms for them to communicate.

I need less romantic love in this world. I want people being friends, I just want good groups of friends, and everyone working on having better communicate.

[sthavoc]

enzo just pining after a girl he's in love with and trying to get her to date him

💐 ୨୧ 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍 | ENZO VOGRINCIC

𖥔 ࣪˖ pairing: enzo x fem!reader

𖥔 ࣪˖ summary: enzo is determined to get you to say yes to go on a date with him.

𖥔 ࣪˖ warnings: fluff, only one line of cussing.

𖥔 ࣪˖ note: que lindoo. hope u enjoy it anon<3 did this in headcanons

☆ You’ve never met a man who had been so determined to ask you out. For most guys who asked you, with the first time of you saying no, it was enough for them to leave. Since they didn’t like begging. Enzo was different though, as he continued to give you small gifts and do little things to get your attention.

☆ You honestly thought it was cute, but you were just not giving in. That was making Enzo more insistent by day. Expected to get you flowers every day of the week he could, some with a little message. You were not going to deny that it was becoming an exciting thing from your daily morning.

“Buenos días chiquita,

Te deseo un lindo día. Espero que te gusten las flores. En cuanto las vi me acordé de vos. Casi igual de preciosas, porque algo igual o más de preciosa que vos no hay. Pero igual de puras sí.

ps: ese color rojo de esmalte te queda perfecto.”

☆ He’s very observant and he notices when you do something different. Which you honestly like, because not everybody does, so having someone who does makes it worth it. But to him, his personal favorite is when you do your nails red. You’re always switching back between two colors but for Enzo, the red just does it for him. He also makes sure to at least compliment you three times a day.

☆ The poor man has even asked your best friend for tips on how to get you. She tells him to just give you time, and that you’ll come around and say yes. Sometimes she tells him to buy you one of your favorite sweets and add it up with the bouquet. You knew your best friend was in on it because Enzo didn’t know about your favorite candy, only her her.

“¡Es que pobrecito, estaba rogando!” she defended.

☆ When you guys hang out at the bar he pays for a few of your rounds. You tell him he doesn’t have to but the man wants to. He has even jokingly bribed you into going out with him.

“Dale, me dejas que te invite a salir y dejo de pagar por vos.”

The both of you knew he would be joking because Enzo wanted you to genuinely say yes to going out with him, and not because of a bribe.

☆ With all the little things Enzo had done for you to get you to go out on a date with him, you were starting to question it. You weren’t going to deny that Enzo was attractive. He was. It was just that you wanted to focus on your career first instead of dating, but this man was making it hard. Not because he was very insistent, but because day by day he was getting what he wanted. Changing your mind and getting you to say yes. Yet you were still not fully convinced.

☆ You had the boys making fun of him but sometimes helping him too. It was whatever they felt like doing on their day. Sometimes they would help him out with ideas to do for you, and would also tell him what not to do.

“No, no seas salame que las vas a espantar.” Matías would say.

☆ There were moments when he would feel like giving up. He felt as if he wasn’t making any progress, and that you were never going to say yes. The boys would manage to convince him, but he wasn’t sure. The poor man just wanted a chance to show you how much he liked you and what a great man he was.

“No es que ya no se chicos. Me doy.”

☆ But his moments of hope showed up when you told him you’ll think about his date offer with the bouquet in your hand. The biggest smile showed on his face as he tried not to scream. He did fist jumps as he went to go tell the guys, them themselves being excited.

¡La puta madre, por fin carajo!”

[maddiesbookshelves]

A Natural History of Dragons, by Marie Brennan

The memoirs of Lady Trent narrate the life and research of Isabella Trent, world-renowned naturalist now an old woman, whose wit and humor are merciless towards imbeciles. In the first tome, Isabella, first as a young girl and then a young woman, challenges class and period conventions to satisfy her scientific curiosity and accompany her husband on an expedition in search for dragons in Vystrana...

I was scared that the memoirs format was going to be boring to read, but it was actually the best way to tell the life story of a woman who has lived so many adventures, I really liked it. The good thing about memoirs is that it allowed Isabella's personality to shine, especially her humor, and to have some hindsight on what happened. The teases about future events that she reveals later in the series really make you want to read what's next

Volume 1 introduces themes and ideas that I thought were fleshed out better later in the series, and what I considered as small flaws (a lot of things were repeated so many times I started thinking "yeah, okay, I get it") are way less prominent

As for Brennan's worldbuilding, it's deceptively simple at first glance (Victorian era but make it fantasy), but actually had so many details that make it extremely rich. Everything is inspired by countries/cultures from the real world, but Brennan mixed a lot of them and I thought it was really well executed. And the further along you get in the series, the more details sprinkled in the first 3 books come together to form the final picture. When I got to the end of book 4, I wanted to scream because of how delightful and well put together the reveals were

French version under the cut

Les mémoires de lady Trent racontent la vie et les recherches d'Isabelle Trent, naturaliste mondialement connue et désormais vieille dame, dont l'esprit et le style empreints d'humour s'avèrent sans pitié pour les imbéciles. Dans le premier volume, Isabelle, petite fille puis jeune femme, brave les conventions de sa classe et de son temps pour satisfaire sa curiosité scientifique et accompagner son mari lors d'une expédition à la recherche des dragons de Vystranie...

J'avais peur que le format des mémoires soit un peu ennuyant à lire, mais en fait c'était la meilleure façon de raconter la vie d’une femme qui a vécu autant d’aventures, j’ai beaucoup apprécié. L'avantage des mémoires c'est que ça permettait au personnage d'Isabelle de nous dévoiler sa personnalité, notamment son humour, et d'avoir du recul sur certains évènements. Les références à des évènements qu'elle nous dévoile plus tard dans la série donnait vraiment envie de lire la suite

Le tome 1 introduit des thèmes et des idées que j’ai trouvées mieux développées dans les tomes suivants, et ce que je considérais comme de petits défauts (pas mal de choses sont répétées de nombreuses fois donc au bout d’un moment je me disais "oui, c’est bon, j’ai compris") sont beaucoup moins présents

En ce qui concerne le monde créé par Brennan, il paraît relativement simple au premier abord (époque victorienne mais version fantasy), mais en réalité, énormément de détails le rendent extrêmement riche. Tout est inspiré de pays/cultures du monde réel, mais mélange pas mal de trucs et j’ai trouvé que c’était très bien fait. Et au plus on avance dans la série, au plus les détails disséminés dans les ~3 premiers tomes s'emboîtent et le tableau final se précise. Quand je suis arrivée à la fin du tome 4 j'avais envie de hurler tellement les révélations étaient croustillantes et bien amenées

[heyiwrotesomethings]

salut j'espère que vous allez bien j'adore vos histoires de lecteur shinobu x et je voulais vous demander si vous pouviez faire une histoire de lecteur shinobu x fem où kanae n'est pas mort et shinobu a son vrai caractère et que pendant l'histoire, shinobu et le lecteur sa rivale pour voir qui est le meilleur tueur de démons ou juste le meilleur dans l'ensemble, qu'ils se taquinent constamment mais que shinobu a toujours une longueur d'avance sur le lecteur et que d'une manière ou d'une autre ils finissent en couple à la fin (merci donc beaucoup si vous acceptez ma demande et sachez que vous êtes mon écrivain shinobu préféré <3)

You’re My (Sparring) Partner

Shinobu Kochou x She/Her Reader

A/N: I don’t know any French so I hope Google Translate didn’t let us down too bad. Quick plot introduction: Kanae lived, Shinobu’s her good ol’ grouchy self, and she and reader are always competing to see who is better. Some bumps in the path before they finally end up together because Shinobu is stubborn. Thank you for the request. Espérons que vous apprécierez! Word Count: 4,340

“I killed two demons last night.” (Y/n) shared with a bit of pride over breakfast that morning, subtlety looking over the rim of her cup at Shinobu as she drank, before putting the cup back down with a quiet click. “I made very clean cuts too, that’s what you said, right? Kanae-sama?”

A quiet laugh left Kanae’s lips before she nodded, “Yes, you certainly are improving. I’m very proud.”

Shinobu rolled her eyes, her teeth lightly grinding together before she added, “Well my record in one night is four. Two isn’t that impressive.”

“Oh yeah, well—“

“Shinobu, (Y/n), please no bickering at the table. It’s a little early to be playing this game, don’t you think?” Kanae sighed.

“It’s not a game, Neesan.” Shinobu refuted, matching (Y/n)’s glare.

This rivalry had been going on for years. Ever since Shinobu finally accepted that she wasn’t fit for Flower Breathing and decided to cultivate her own breathing style and (Y/n) had wormed her way in to train under Kanae as a Tsuguko, the spot that should have been Shinobu’s by all accounts. It had left the girl bitter and looking for just about any excuse to show (Y/n) how much better she was than her. Even now as a Hashira herself, she still hadn’t been able to quite let go of that initial disappointment and start a new chapter.

Of course, (Y/n) didn’t take Shinobu’s challenges sitting down. She had earned her spot within the Butterfly Estate, but the only one who remained unconvinced was the one person she wanted to impress almost more than the Flower Hashira herself.

Ever since (Y/n) had met Shinobu, she hadn’t thought of her as anything short of brilliant. She took every curve ball life had thrown her way and found a way to hit a home run every time. Not able to decapitate demons, she made a special poison that could kill them anyway. Not suited for the more mainstream breathing techniques, she created her own. Not to mention her speed and mastery over Total Concentration Breathing Constant was nothing to sneeze at either.

To be acknowledged and accepted by Shinobu was all she really wanted and she was willing to do anything to prove her worth. She would compete with Shinobu until she earned her respect.

“Yes, it’s a very serious matter, Master.” (Y/n) agreed, smirking at Shinobu’s scowl.

“Well then take it outside. You are making poor Kanao nervous and I’m sure the other girls don’t appreciate the hostility brewing between you two either.” Kanae said, motioning to the group of girls around the table who did indeed just wanted to eat their breakfast in peace.

“Fine.” Shinobu’s hands slapped against the table as she got up. “I could go for a spar, how about you? Or are you still too sleepy from being up past your bedtime?”

“I recall you waiting up to greet me last night. So I’m sure we have the same advantage.”

“As if I was waiting for you. I had questions for my sister about our medicinal ingredient supply shipments.”

They bickered and taunted each other, even nudging and shoving each other as they made their way out the door. Kanae gave another tired sigh.

“Why can’t those two just get along?”

***

Shinobu flung a wooden sword at (Y/n) who was luckily paying enough attention to catch it before it smacked her in the face and quick enough to immediately retaliate.

“Readysetgo!” Thwack!

It was a dirty tactic to begin a spar without allowing enough time to at least get in a proper starting stance, but Shinobu had anticipated the swipe and blocked it easily.

“Can’t even catch me off guard properly.” Shinobu taunted.

“Who said I trying to?” (Y/n) asked with faux innocence, blocking Shinobu’s counter strike, “I gave you fair warning. Did you feel like I was trying to catch you off guard? In that case, maybe I did catch you a bit off guard after all. My apologies.”

Shinobu sneered, then jumped back. With the weight behind Shinobu’s block gone, (Y/n) was suddenly pushing back against nothing but air. She stumbled forward as Shinobu advanced, turning sharply behind her, wooden sword already swinging towards its intended target.

(Y/n) had been burned by that little maneuver once before and she wasn’t going to give Shinobu the satisfaction of a second. She continued to fall forward, kicking her legs up into the air when her hands came in contact with the ground. She could feel the displacement of air roll over her back, Shinobu had followed through with her strike and missed!

With all the force (Y/n) could muster, she torpedoed on her palms, attempting to catch Shinobu’s face with her foot, but Shinobu quickly cocked her head to the side and dropped her sword to the ground so she could brace her hands at (Y/n)’s ankle and knee. With a smirk, she twisted (Y/n)’s leg, and kicked out (Y/n)’s arms from under her, forcing her to the ground completely.

Before (Y/n) could attempt to scramble to her feet, Shinobu planted her foot firmly to the center of her back.

“That was an entertaining little display.” Shinobu cooed. “Where did you pick that up from? Weird boar boy?”

“Just get off of me already.” (Y/n) groused, she attempted to hit Shinobu’s ankle, but was not quite flexible enough to do more than brush against the offending foot.

“I didn’t hear you say you concede.” Shinobu knelt down, one knee in the dirt by (Y/n)’s side, foot still on the disgruntled Tsuguko’s back. She cupped a hand around her ear and got in real close, “Say it nice and loud so I can hear you, okay?”

So humiliating! (Y/n) stormed through the mansion after her devastating defeat to lick her wounds in peace. Shinobu always seemed to be one step ahead of her! Of course she was a Hashira, more skilled and practiced than (Y/n) was, but as a Tsuguko to the Flower Hashira, she should be able to last more than five minutes with Shinobu in a spar!

“Hey, everything okay in there?” Kanae had knocked on the door, “I see Shinobu is gloating again.”

(Y/n) opened the door to let Kanae in. Then she flooped back down on her bed and sighed.

“Master, please don’t take this the wrong way, but can’t you train me any harder? Or at least teach me all of your sister’s weaknesses?”

Kanae giggled, taking a seat on the edge of (Y/n)’s bed, “I don’t think that would be very fair. She would be angry with me for weeks, maybe longer. She can sure hold a grudge. As for training, I can only teach you so much… especially now that I have these Mount Natagumo spider slayers that are in need of a rigorous medication program in order to return to normal. I just don’t have the time to train you any more strenuously than I already do.”

“Oh…” though (Y/n) was already laying flat against the bed, she somehow seemed to sink further with her mounting disappointment.

“But there is something we could possibly do while Shinobu and I work on healing the spider slayers.”

(Y/n) perked up a bit, “What?”

“Mitsuri, the new Love Hashira. We got to become aquatinted at the last meeting. She’s a very sweet girl. It would probably do you both some good to train together. It would give Mitsuri a jumpstart on teaching experience and you would get tutelage from another Hashira. Seems like a win-win, doesn’t it?”

“Can you really set that up, Kanae-sama?” (Y/n) was sitting up now, much more excited.

“I don’t see why not. I’ll write her a letter an ask her if she’s busy. She can stay with us for a couple of days and over see your training until the spider slayers are more obviously on the mend.”

“Thank you, Kanae-sama!”

Things might just start looking up! She’d show Shinobu just how strong she could become!

***

Mitsuri was very sweet, almost too sweet. If (Y/n) wasn’t such a well-disciplined Tsuguko, they wouldn’t have gotten anything done. But for as green of a Hashira as Mitsuri was, she was incredibly strong! Maybe even more so than Kanae. Her actual teaching could use work, but (Y/n) felt like she was learning a lot and it was only the first day of three that Mitsuri would be available. She was going to really give Shinobu a run for her money the next time they decided to cross swords. Speaking of,

“Kanroji-san, what are you doing here?” Shinobu had happened by an open door and heard (Y/n) laughing, looking up from the stack of patient files she had in her arms, she had not expected to find her sparring with Mitsuri of all people.

“Oh, hi Shinobu!” Mitsuri loosened her hold on (Y/n) to wave at Shinobu, “Kanae asked me to help pick up on (Y/n)’s training while you guys are working hard with all of your new patients. I’d say things are going pretty well so far!”

“Surprise attack!” (Y/n) tried to pull Mitsuri to the ground. Mitsuri bent forward a little bit, but mostly stood her ground.

“Hey!” Mitsuri giggled, quickly switching the hold to put (Y/n) on the ropes instead, tickling (Y/n)’s sides to make her laugh and beg for mercy.

Shinobu wasn’t sure what it was, but she was not a fan of this new development. (Y/n) never laughed with her like that when they sparred… and why would she! Shinobu didn’t give a damn beyond adding another win to the score board. But they did look like they were having fun… getting along so quickly after only just meeting too… ARGH!

“Try not to go too hard on (Y/n), Kanroji-san. She’s fragile.”

(Y/n) gave Shinobu an annoyed look, “I am not. Kanroji-san can be as rough with me as she needs to be if I’m ever going to be a Hashira one day too.”

“That’ll be the day, won’t it?” Shinobu grumbled.

“I’m sure you’ll make a great Hashira one day (Y/n)! It would be so nice to get to see you more often.” Mitsuri beamed.

“That would be great!”

“That would be great.” Shinobu mocked under her breath as she walked away, the sound of the other girls laughter grating against her ears.

When she re-entered the infirmary and slammed the papers down on the table, Kanae looked up and observed her sister.

“What has you all broody?”

“I’m not broody.”

“If you say so…”

Kanae refocused her attention to the wiggly spider slayer in her arms. It was hard getting them to swallow their medication without giving them her full attention.

“Why didn’t you ask me to help (Y/n) with her training?” Shinobu suddenly spoke up after a few minutes.

“Hm? I figured you would rather do literally anything else. Besides, you’re helping me take care of all these new patients… Did you want to help (Y/n)?”

“No.” Shinobu answered hurriedly. “I just don’t think she and Mitsuri are taking the training seriously is all.”

Kanae looked at Shinobu from the corner of her eye and took note of her disgruntled expression. Such a cute, pouty frown. Kanae moved in to the next patient, a smile growing across her face as a sense of clarity came over her. She wondered just how long her stubborn little sister could hold out before her jealousy overtakes her pride.

Apparently the very same day.

“Kanroji-san, her stance is all wrong, see?” Shinobu had butted in between the two of them after Kanae had sent her off to eat lunch, but of course she could not simply walk past Mitsuri and (Y/n) when she had noticed (Y/n) stance was so blatantly off-balance.

“Oh! I guess you’re right Shinobu.” Mitsuri agreed.

“Stand with your feet further apart.” Shinobu mumbled, kicking (Y/n)’s foot further out, then twisting (Y/n)’s waist and adjusting the way she held her arms up and her grip around the practice sword.

Honestly, (Y/n)‘s stance was perfectly acceptable without Shinobu’s knit picking, but Shinobu had to find some excuse to put space between (Y/n) and Mitsuri. Why that was? She didn’t dwell on an answer.

“There, you feel that pull?” Shinobu asked and (Y/n) blinked back to life, having had gone somewhere else as Shinobu had gently pushed her body into place.

“Uh, yeah. Yeah, I feel it.”

“Good.”

Shinobu looked for every opportunity she could to step in. Only stopping when Kanae came looking for her and scolded her for letting Aoi’s lunch for her grow cold. She did end up eating with (Y/n) and Mitsuri though, which was good because… well, just because!

She squeezed between them at the table, getting gradually more annoyed as they talked over her head. She did manage to find one way to get (Y/n) to remember she was sitting right beside her.

“You have rice on your face.”

She reached out to brush her thumb over (Y/n)’s chin, coming away with a couple grains of rice.

(Y/n) blinked and subconsciously lifted her hand to her chin where her skin still tingled from Shinobu’s brief touch, “Oh… thanks.”

“You two are so cute!” Mitsuri sighed dreamily, “How long have you guys been together?”

Both (Y/n) and Shinobu’s heads snapped towards Mitsuri.

“We are not together!” They shouted in unison, startling Mitsuri.

“Ehh, really? I could have sworn… Just they way you two acted around each other today, I thought you might be a couple. I’m sorry if I made it awkward.”

“I’d rather cut off my own hands.” Shinobu scoffed, then she was startled by a heavy thump beside her as (Y/n)’s fists hit the table.

“Do you really have to go that far?” (Y/n) hissed, shooting up to her feet, “I’m so sorry the idea of being with me sounds so awful to you that you’d rather mutilate yourself. If you really hate me that much, then why don’t you leave me the fuck alone!”

“Well, you don’t exactly make it easy, do you?” Shinobu snapped back before she could think better of it, as was the risk being as hotheaded as she tended to be. She regretted it very soon after.

“All I ever wanted was for you to acknowledge me, to praise me just once instead of shooting me down. I thought competing with you was the only way to make you see me, but it only seemed to make things worse between us.”

She quickly rubbed beneath her eyes to catch any stupid tears that slipped over her resolve.

“Well, I know now that it will never happen so I’ll stay out of your way as long as you stay out of mine. And that means quit budging in on my training with Mitsuri!”

(Y/n) took Mitsuri by the arm and Mitsuri gave Shinobu an apologetic look, taking the rest of her plate with her as (Y/n) dragged her off.

“That probably couldn’t have gone worse if you tried.”

Shinobu snapped her attention to the other set of doors that lead outside. They slid open to reveal Kanae, who simply waltzed in as if she hadn’t been eavesdropping pretty much the whole time.

“What does it matter?” Shinobu spoke sharply, “I’ll finally have some peace around here.”

“You could have had a perfectly peaceful three days while Mitsuri was keeping her busy, but you couldn’t even last one without her.”

“Oh great, you thought we liked each other too, didn’t you?”

“If you would stop getting in your own way for a minute, you’d know it’s true. You two have always been trying to prove yourself to each other in some way, just not always the best way. Like it or not, you are each other’s drive to do better.”

Shinobu opened her mouth to argue, but Kanae have gave her a warning look before continuing on,

“I hope you two will realize your being silly and work this out before too long. If anyone here really needs peace from your overstayed rivalry, it’s me,” she teasingly ruffled Shinobu’s hair, “For now, I need your help back in the infirmary.”

With an annoyed grunt, Shinobu followed Kanae back to the infirmary. All the while she ranted within her mind. Everyone in this mansion was delusional. The only feelings she had for (Y/n) were ones of annoyance. But when she passed by the open door near the infirmary again and saw (Y/n) and Mitsuri cuddled up together in the grass, her heart betrayed her mind by pounding against her chest. Almost as if to burst right between her ribs and flop in the grass until it finally reached its destination. If Shinobu wouldn’t go to (Y/n), it would reach her on its own.

“Keep walking, Shinobu~” Kanae lightly warned, “If you want your peace, you must leave them be.”

Shinobu grit her teeth and continued off to the infirmary despite her heart’s protests. This is what she wanted, her heart would just have to deal with it.

***

The healing of the spider slayers was going much slower than anticipated. To Shinobu’s very much internal dismay, Kanae had asked Mitsuri if she could stay just a few days more, maybe a whole other week. For a moment, Shinobu thought things would finally go back to normal because Mitsuri simply couldn’t get anymore time away, but then Kanae suggested she take (Y/n) with her to keep training her until the spider slayers were closer to being cured.

To Shinobu’s dismay, both Mitsuri and (Y/n) found the idea favorable and the left together sometime that afternoon when Shinobu was busy making more stupid spider medicine.

“You seem to be grinding those herbs extra hard,” Kanae had noted, “I’m sorry, had I known you wanted to see them off, I would have come to get you, but you wouldn’t want to miss out on any peace and quiet, wouldn’t you?”

Damn her, Shinobu thought. It didn’t matter if she got to see (Y/n) off or not. She’d be back before she knew it, and in a way she was right, but not in the way she wanted to be.

Only two nights after (Y/n) had left with Mitsuri, she was being carried back in by the frantic Hashira that had taken her, bloody and unresponsive.

“I’m so sorry, Kanae!” Mitsuri cried, “I got distracted during the mission and didn’t notice right away that (Y/n) had been lured into an ambush pursuing a fleeing demon. She fought them off as long as she could before I could get to her, but… I feel awful! I didn’t know what to do, will she be okay?”

“Sit, Mitsuri,” Kanae soothed, “you got her here as fast as you could, that’s what matters. Let me take it from here—“

Shinobu pushed passed Kanae to (Y/n)’s cot, “This isn’t the time for talk, we need to get to work, now!” She demanded angrily.

“Shinobu,” Kanae warned, “if you want to help, you have to calm down. You won’t do her any good if you let your brashness cut corners.”

Shinobu continued to peer down at (Y/n)’s battered body and try as she might to quiet her boiling rage to a simmer, she could not. She was furious. Furious at the demons, even Kanae and Mitsuri to a lesser extent, but most of all she felt angry with herself. If she wasn’t so attached to her pride and stubbornness, maybe none of this would have happened. Maybe her last words to (Y/n) wouldn’t have been so harsh. What if she died before Shinobu could apologize?

“Shinobu, leave.” Kanae made the difficult call upon seeing her sister’s wide-eyed distress, but Shinobu shook her head, refusing to let go of (Y/n)’s hand.

Kanae exhaled sharply, there was no time for this. She wasn’t going to lose her Tsuguko because of her sister’s guilty hovering.

“Shinobu,” the harsh tone made Shinobu flinch, “out. I promise to let you back in once I’ve administered proper care. Mitsuri, take her out with you please.”

Shinobu numbly allowed Mitsuri to lead her away, keeping her eyes on (Y/n) until a Kakushi closed the door behind them. Unwilling to stray any further, Shinobu slid to the ground opposite the infirmary, and waited. Straining her hearing for any hint of what was going on beyond the door.

“You care about her a lot,” Mitsuri spoke up softly after a few long minutes of silence, “why haven’t you told her?”

If that wasn’t the million dollar question… Shinobu kept silent.

“Well, don’t worry. Kanae is going to get her all fixed up and then you can tell her all the things you wanted to say, okay?”

What did Mitsuri know? Shinobu thought bitterly. Shinobu saw that gash on her forehead, that deep wound in her belly, no one could say with one hundred percent certainty that (Y/n) would recover from this.

“You should practice what you want to say.” Mitsuri said, hoping to distract Shinobu from her dark thoughts, “I’ll talk through it with you, if you want. I’m rooting for you guys.”

Part of Shinobu wanted to tell Mitsuri to mind her own business, but she really did need the help if she was going to go through with this properly. So she took a deep breath, and took a step in the right direction.

When Kanae came out of the infirmary hours later, Shinobu and Mitsuri rocketed up from the floor and before they could bombard Kanae with questions, she held up her hands and said,

“She’s going to be okay. You can go see for yourselves.”

And when Shinobu rushed to (Y/n)’s side, she definitely did look better already. Blood washed away, wounds expertly stitched, clean bandages and clothes. Shinobu hunkered down in the chair by her bedside, scooting it as close to the bed as she could before taking (Y/n)’s hand and holding between her own.

Kanae smiled and shook her head. It was a very rude awakening, but at the very least Shinobu was heading in the right direction now. She went to rest knowing (Y/n) would be well looked after.

***

When (Y/n) awoke, the harsh light burned her eyes so she quickly shut them as soon as she opened them. Her body felt heavy and stiff. She couldn’t even wiggle her fingers. Well, none on her left hand anyway. She couldn’t remember the demons doing anything that would warrant a cast over her hand, but there was too much going on to process every injury fully, she imagined. It was weird how warm and sweaty the cast had made her hand though. It was a little uncomfortable.

(Y/n) tried to flip to her side instead of laying flat on her back, but found she was too weak to do it and groaned quietly. The ‘cast’ around her hand constricted in a light squeeze and a soft voice hushed her. Kanae, she assumed. Kanae must be with her, holding her hand. That made sense. Oh, her poor Master. It must have been hard to see her like that.

She tried to open her eyes again, blinking several times before she could even hold a squint. Though her vision was still a bit blurry, it was clearly not Kanae by her bedside. No, it was… was it really Shinobu?

“(Y/n), you’re awake.” Shinobu sounded so relieved that (Y/n) wasn’t so sure she had actually woken up.

“You’re holding my hand.” She blurted. No filter with her head injury apparently.

“Do you want me to stop?” Shinobu asked awkwardly, no bite whatsoever, nor true embarrassment at getting caught. She just seemed… shy, maybe a little uncertain.

“No… it’s fine.” Though she would have liked to air out her hand a little, she didn’t want to risk Shinobu getting offended and breaking whatever spell had come over her.

“I, I have a lot I need to say to you. Will you hear me out?”

Though (Y/n) was nervous, she nodded, managing to free her fingers to wrap them over Shinobu’s hand that cradled her own beneath the other. Shinobu took in a shaky breath, than began as she and Mitsuri had practiced.

***

One Month Later

“You aren’t back to full strength yet, don’t be so discouraged.” Shinobu spoke softly to (Y/n) as she helped her up from the cushy training room floor.

“But still,” (Y/n) pouted, hugging Shinobu and looking for further comfort once she was on her feet again, “I wanna beat you just once, is that so much to ask for?”

“Put those puppy eyes away. We both know you wouldn’t be satisfied if I just let you win.” Shinobu said, rubbing (Y/n)’s back.

“No, it would still be satisfying. The only real reason you won’t let me win is because you’re too proud of your flawless record of beating me to the ground.”

“Don’t say it like that.”

“But it’s truuue.” (Y/n) nuzzled her nose into Shinobu’s neck, making her laugh, “kiss me and make me feel better?”

“I guess I can give you that much.”

Shinobu coaxed (Y/n)’s face out of her neck with her hands on either side of her face and brought her in for kiss. She had only meant for it to be a short one, but (Y/n) had made it difficult to want to pull away, not that Shinobu really minded all that much. Not until she found herself suddenly pinned to the ground at least.

“I win!” (Y/n) grinned.

“No you don’t,” Shinobu frowned, “this wasn’t a match.”

“I didn’t actually say I forfeited, remember? This match is still on, baby!”

“Then my position still stands, you haven’t won anything yet,” Shinobu struggled against (Y/n)’s hold until she was nearly red in the face, but still she didn’t budge, “don’t you know cheaters never prosper?”

“All is fair in love and war, my dearest Shinobu.” (Y/n) giggled. “Are you gonna forfeit yet?”

Shinobu snuck her hands up (Y/n)’s back, making her shiver, she chuckled darkly, the same competitive glint in her eyes as always as she pulled the her girlfriend down to her lips.

“You wish.”

[bego447]

The Bad Batch Reacción episodios 5 y 4 temporada 3

Con un poco de retraso, pero aquí van las reacciones que escribí mientras veía 'The Return'. Después como extra añado las del episodio 4, que como no me apetecía escribir mucho y simplemente disfrutar del capítulo así que solo hay un par de cosas y por eso no lo publiqué la semana pasada.

¡Gracias por leer!:

Episodio 5:

Omega durmiendo en su habitación después de tanto tiempo 🥺 Aunque se le va quedando pequeña

"Si Omega confía en él es suficiente para mí" GRÍTALO MI REY!!!

Hay no puede ser. Antes estaban todos menos Crosshair, y ahora que por fin tienen a Crosshair de vuelta falta Tech 😭

AYYYY AZI está hablando como Tech 😭

"Not hug for me?" OMG Quien escribió esa frase en el guion sabía perfectamente lo que estaba haciendo. Me imagino cómo debe estar ahora mismo el Twitter de TBB 😂😂🤩😂

Espero que ese datapad no de pueda rastrear o algo así 😥

"Especially without Tech." 😭😭😭😭😭 ¡Por favor tenéis que hablar del tema!

 Y además hay justo una silla libre! 😭😭 Esa silla está puesta para Tech, para que estén los 6 juntos por fin, solo falta él 😭😭

Los 5 agachando la cabeza a la vez… La expresión en la cara de Crosshair… 😭😭😭 A mi mente vienen flasbakcs de algo "Understand you doesn't mean I agree with you." 😭

1 Minuto de silencio por favor, para recordar a vuestro hermano caído… (aunque sigo creyendo que él está vivo)

"I know a dacility." No… NO… TENGO TRAUMAS, VALE?? NO PUEDES VOLVER DONDE MAYDAY 😭😭😭

Un momento… Esta misma mañana, cuando estaba saliendo de mi casa para ir a la Universidad, justamente a las 9, la misma hora a la que sale el episodio, la banda sonora de ESE episodio de la Temporada 2 vino a mi mente y no me la pude quitar de la cabeza hasta que la escuché… Mi subconsciente sabía algo…

"I need to do this, Hunter." ¡Eso es mi niña! 🥺

"I'M OLDER THAN YOU ARE, LITTLE BROTHER!" AAHAAHWEIBFWEBCNWZMW4CNHHW4QZMVBSHXJCSEKHR

Ooooowww Wrecker le devuelve su equipamiento 🥺🥺

"It never felt right to get rid of it." No que lloro otra vez 🥺🥺😭😭

Ay ay la música cuando mira a Hunter 😢

Por favor necesito ya escuchar la bso de ciertos momentos.

Es como la vez que más bonito suena el tema de Crosshair 🥺

Ah van solo con la nave de Echo.

…No… 😭😭 Ahí está otra vez la música 😭😭😭 Mis traumas de 'The Outpost'…

Literalmente Cada. Una. De las veces. Que ecsucho esa música. Se me pone la piel de gallina 😭😭

Ayy, se llevan a Batcher también 🥺 Entonces es 100% la mascota del grupo y parte de él.

AHHHH CROSSHAIR EN SU ARMADURA DE LAS GUERRRAS CLON 😭😭 Es como viajar en el tiempo a otra época…

Ay el buitre de hielo… 😭😭 Mayday

Todo aquí es puro trauma 😭 Ya tengo la piel de gallina otra vez

Ay si Hunter supiera… 🥺

"Kill each other later." 😂😂 Lo mejor es que podría ser literal xDD

Jaja, el suspiro cansado de Omega como si ella fuera (es) la mayor xD

Ay, que Batcher sirva para algo 🥺

Ay no, seguro que ahí dentro están los cascos de Hex y Veech y los demás hermanos del grupo de Mayday… 🥺😭

Ayyy, Crosshair los está buscando… 🥺😢

[aparecen los cascos y el de Mayday está entre ellos] 😭😭😭😭

[Crosshair coge el de Mayday] 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Coloca el casco y lo mira] 😭😭😭😭😭

[Hunter le ve colocando los cascos] 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

AAHHHHHHHH VUELVE A TENER SUS PALILLOS 🤩😭🤩😭

Ostia pues el buitre es precioso 😍🥺

Sí por favor, se viene conversación entre estos dos. Lo necesitan.

Ay el movimiento de su mano 🥺

Noo, maldito bicho, va a interrumpir 😩

Presiónale un poco. Le hace falta para soltarlo.

"I did betray them after they betrayed me." Creo que eso es exactamente que le pasó con el Bad Batch. 🥺

Uy uy uy. Ayayay. Esta conversacion!! LO ES TODO 😭😭🤩😭

Jeje, Eco mirando entre los dos cuando discuten xD

Crosshair acariciando a Batcher… ¿es cosa mía o es una leve sonrisa en su rostro eso que veo? 🥺

Por favor, necesito esa imagen en la que Hunter, Crosshair y Batcher están sentados de espaldas como fondo de pantalla 😍😭

[Wrecker corre y abraza a Crosshair y Hunter] 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Son 3 de los 4 originales del Bad Batch 😭😭 Lo que habrán pasado juntos durante la guerra y no hemos visto.. Y ahora están juntos por fin después de tanto 😭😭😭 Tech te necesitan también!

La broma de Eco, por favor 😂😭🤣😭😍

Ay…

Ay Crosshair abriéndose 🥺 Su expresión…

Nooo y vuelve la música… el trauma… Y justo cuando dice "a good soldier!

"There just might be hope for us yet." 😭😭😭 Dime que sí. Dime que el final de la serie es un final feliz para ellos. Para todo el Bad Batch (Tech incluido) 🥺

Por favor, ¿por qué me quiero tatuar cada maldita frase de este episodio?, es que literalmente cada escena, cada frase, cada gesto… Significa TANTO. Creo que con ningún otro episodio (de entre todas las series) me ha pasado eso, cada momento es un momento álgido y para recordar. Yo siempre voy por escenas, hay escenas geniales en ciertos capítulos que repites una y otra vez, pero en este capítulo son todas y cada una de ellas, sin que haya ningún momento de excepción.

Este episodio me da todo lo que estuve toda la semana esperando, pero no solo esta última semana, si no desde hace un año cuando terminó la segunda temporada o incluso hace casi 3 años cuando empezó la serie y Crosshair ya se había separado del grupo.

PD: estoy viendo los créditos y.. NO PUEDE SER JAJAJAJAJ LITEERALMENTE SOLO DBB como Batcher (y eso que falta el buitre de hielo) y Ben Diskin  como AZI-3 diciendo 2 frases 😂😂🤣🤣 Qué maravilla! El único episodio en el que pasa eso xDDDDDD

~ ~ ~

Episodio 4:

"You and your dad" Ya está. Lo estoy escuchando, a todos los fans de esta serie gritar porque se han referido a Crosshair como el padre de Omega.

Crosshair diciendo "Omega" suena tan… para mí

"My skills are being wasted," No puede dejar de pensar como un soldado de forma táctica.

Un rancor! ¡Dime que hay un rancor! *Salen tentáculos y se llevan al capitán* Yo: WTF o_O

JAJAJajJAJAJAJA qué ha sido eso?! (el soldado que estaba arriba sale volando y grita)

"Omega, it's being months.." Se viene, se viene, se viene… momento de llorar con el reencuentro

NO ESTOY LLORANDO, TÚ ESTÁS LLORANDO

LA MUSICAAA

¡SI ELLOS LLORAN YO LLORO!

[salute-desire]

Haiieee :3

Yea they all apply to me, explanations for my case below the cut if anyone somehow cares

So funny story. This Just recently happened. Xday (3 copies) -> Sugoroku (just Ibara, max copy) -> SS Fin on EN (Nagisa 3 copies) -> Absolute (in the process of max uncap, currently 3 copies). Am I still alive? Yeah. Am I miserable as fuck? Very.

Fragment without being obsessed over Bogie Time is like an angel without its wing. I was NOISY as fuck about Bogie Time for like 6 months until it drops on EN, I was fixating on optimising the grind for max uncap so much that I ended up in the top 20 by the end of it

If anyone dares to ask Fragment about anything related to gameplay, they will get a nearly incomprehensible essay on said specific topic. This has happened I-can't-count-with-my-fingers times

Big fan of Alkaloid but do I look like I will still be alive if I have to produce 14 characters. (Glances at Phantom Airship being the current EN event)

...Unfortunately I'm somewhat of an ENGstarrie (Tomatoes are thrown at me) I made my account during Bigbang and I somehow haven't missed a single event so... Yeha...

Remember point 3? Yeah those essays are made on the spot. I internalised them too hard.

...So I made a spreadsheet counting the total number of cards for each idol for personal use and currently planning to start a project by the end of this week to find out if live skills on DLFS are true RNG or if your performance during the prod. course determines the range of RNG. Yeah that sounds incomprehensible

DID YOU KNOW EVE FUCKING HATE ME? NOW YOU KNOW! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I BEG THEM TO COME HOME AND YET THEY FUCKING DON'T. REMEMBER THE GUESSING GAME FOR 8TH ANNIV? YEAH THEY REFUSE TO LET ME GET ANY TITLE DURING THAT. ADAM WERE MUCH MORE TOLERABLE, GENEROUS EVEN (ignoring LNY Nagisa that dodged like 100 pulls.). DID YOU KNOW THAT OUT OF 4 SERVERS I'VE PLAYED, THEY'VE COME HOME THROUGH GACHA IN NONE. NOW YOU KNOW! NOW YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE TO FUCKING SUFFER IF I WANT EVERY SINGLE MEMBERS OF EDEN TO HAVE REMOTELY CLOSE NUMBER OF CARDS BECAUSE THE ONLY FUCKING WAY FOR ME TO GET THEIR CARDS IS THROUGH EVENTS. NOW YOU KNOW WHY SOMETIMES I JUST CALL MYSELF AN ADAMP BECAUSE EVE FUCKING HATE MY GUTS AND WANT ME DEAD

The only 3 other times I've seen someone else have the same hc as me are searching on Twitter dot com and the specific disorder tag on Tumblr. Good news is good to know there are people out there who agree on me about NPD Hiyori and Ibara. Bad news is that's it?

I have nothing to say other than I'm mentally ill and have dedicated too much time on this fuckass game.

[useless-catalanfacts]

The Catalan indie pop band Ginestà released a new album last month and since then I haven't stopped listening to it. I've been trying to decide which song from it to translate, but there's too many that I love so I've decided I'll translate 3 of them.

If I had to choose, I think this one is my favourite song from the album: De tot el món. Here are the lyrics in Catalan and the translation to English:

Quasi rebenta la nau que m'ha portat fins aquí He atravessat l'univers, he decidit ser feliç I ara que arribo per viure a un planeta, torno a creure en el futur Perquè d'entrada apuntava a decebre'm i de cop has aparegut

The rocket that took me all the way here almost exploded I have crossed the universe, and I've chosen to be happy And now that I got here to live on a planet, I once again believe in the future Because, at the beginning, it looked like it was going to disappoint me, and suddenly you have showed up.

Tornada: De tot el món el que més m'agrada és que també hi visquis tu Ni els estels ni els mites, d'altres llocs on no hi ets El que més m'agrada és que també hi visquis tu Ni els estels ni els mites, d'altres llocs on no hi ets

Chrorus: Out of the whole world, what I like the most is that you live here, too. Neither the stars nor the myths from other places where you aren't. What I like the most is that you live here, too. Neither the stars nor the myths from other places where you aren't.

He vist tres mil horitzons, m'he vist la por dins del pit He conegut el present, he conegut l'infinit I ara que arribo per viure al planeta, torno a creure en el futur Perquè d'entrada apuntava a decebre'm i de cop has aparegut

I've seen a thousand horizons, I've seen the fear inside the chest I've known the present, I've known the infinite And now that I got here to live on a planet, I once again believe in the future Because, at the beginning, it looked like it was going to disappoint me, and suddenly you have showed up.

Repeat chorus

I si hem de tornar a començar serà quan tot exploti Potser res és com era abans ni gira igual Qui sap si quedarà bonic, o si tenim a prop la fi No em fa por el futur

And if we have to start over, it will be when everything bursts Maybe nothing is as it used to be nor does it turn around the same way Who knows if it will look pretty, or if we're near the end I'm not scared of the future.

Repeat chorus

[itsguysnightitsironic]

INDEX

Once upon a Witchlight -- THE TITLE OF THE EP.

EXTRA CONTENT: . ILLUSTRATION (🧁) . COMIC (🎃) . VIDEO / ANIMATIC (🦢) . SHITPOST (🧚) If emojis are fuss together it's the two things ---> example: (🧚 / 🧁 ) SHITPOST AND ILLUSTRATION. If it's surrender by stars (⭐) it means it's an official LOA short that I was commissioned to animate.

We need some order in our life, not context, just order in the chaos.

EP. 1 CIRCUS TO CIRCUS

Remy Bonnaire from Tiger, Tiger comic??? In the dnd campaign? (🧚) ⭐Madryck Roslof living room. (🧁/🦢) ⭐

EP. 2 REQUIEM FOR A CLOWN

⭐ A little angry man in the void, what will he do? (🦢/🧚) ⭐

EP. 3 LET THEM EAT CAKE

A very out-of-context Ep 3: Let them Eat Cake (🧚/🎃) ⭐ The Furries and Gideon (🦢/🧚) ⭐

EP. 4 LOSE YOUR ILLUSION

EP. 5 BIG TOP BOP

The Only One (PART 1) (🦢 / 🧁) Gondolas are supposed to be calm and relaxing not.. Whatever this was. (🦢 / 🧚) A little angry man in the void, what will he do? (🦢 / 🧚) The Only One (PART 2) (🦢 / 🧁)

EP. 6 GUY'S NIGHT

Guys night! IT'S IRONIC, WE SWEAR-- (🧁/🧚) The Kremy's crew (🧚) They put a foot into the carnival and the Fae magic when: We need to be gay! Trust me gay is in, gay is hot, I want some gay, gay it's gonna be, NANDOR-- (🧚/🎃)

EP. 7 TAINTED LOVE

Would you blink already?!" (🎃) ⭐ A bright mind makes quicker hands (🦢/🧚) ⭐

EP. 8 AT A SNAIL'S RACE

EP. 9 WHEN THE WAGON'S A ROCKIN'

EP. 10 RAUCOUS REVELRY

EP. 11 THE PIXIE DUST PLOT

EP. 12 SCARY MONSTERS AND SUPER CREEPS

EP. 13 AN ELF FOR ALL SEASONS

EP. 14 SASHAY AWAY

EP. 15 FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL

Payasos de rodeo (🧁) I'm sure the wedding was passed as a business expense. (🎃/🧁)

EP. 16 MONARCH FOR A DAY

Never forget what Prismir took from us. (🦢 / 🧚) "We have been, Carnival Lecroux. I love unicorns, and y'all own me one." (🦢) The Only One (PART 3) (🦢 / 🧁)

EP. 17 WHEN THE HARES GO MARCHING IN

What 24h in a carnival does to a man, ah? (🧚/ 🧁) The Only One (PART 4) (🦢 / 🧁)

EP. 18 SNAKES AND BURROWS

The Only One (PART 5) (🦢 / 🧁) Worse found (kidnapped into) family ever. (🧚 / 🎃) The Only One (PART 6) (🦢 / 🧁)

EP. 19 BUMP IN THE NIGHT

Lost things find their way into Prismir (🧚 / 🎃) Drink your fey milk (🦢 / 🧚) The inn on the end of the Road. (🧚) POV: You're getting adopted into a polycube after trying to murder them while on drugs (🧚)

EP. 20 HOT JONES

Fur coats and pumpkin labyrinths. (🎃)

EP. 21 RUNNING UP THAT HILL

EP. 22 HARE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW

New phone, who diss? (🧁) H E R. (🦢 / 🧚)

EP. 23 STUMPED

EP.24 SLIPPERY WHEN WET

EP.25 THE ONE WHERE FIRE GETS PURGED

EP. 26 DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD

EP. 27 LORD OF FLIES

EP. 28 A COMEDY OF ERRORS

The cookie of true (🧚 / 🎃) ⭐ An animation is here. (🦢/🧚) ⭐

EP. 29 THE SHOPPING EPISODE

Frankenstein of your own making. (🧁) Give that genasi a stick! A SEXY ONE! (🧚 / 🎃)

EP. 30 PHANTOM OF THE HOPPERA

EP. 31 ELECTRUM CHEF

EP. 32 A FEAST FOR FROGS

EP. 33 UP THE WRONG TREE

EP. 34 A CHANGE OF HEART

"¿Y cuáles deseos me was a dar?" (🧚 / 🎃)

EP. 35 BEWARE THE FOREST MUSHROOMS

"What's your favourite scary movie? Boo, you whore. That's not... That's not a scary movie" (🧁)

EP. 36 THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED

EP. 37 DREAD, BATH AND BEYOND

EP. 38 UNCLOG THE BOG

EP. 39 TOO MANY COOKS

EP. 40 STILL LIFE

EP. 41 THROWING SHADE

"That's life, That's what all the people say, You're riding high in April, shot down in May" (🦢)

EP. 42 ALL DOLLED UP

EP. 43 FUNGI'S NIGHT

EP. 44 MUSHROOM SAMBA

EP. 45 THROUGH THE HOURGLASS

"Eat your young before they eat you." (🎃)

EP. 46 THE JAWS THAT BITE

"Gresca i destrucció, riurem i ens penedirem, el cremarem el dimarts i patirem fins el diumenge." (🎃)

EP. 47 PLOT OF GREED

EP. 48 UP SHADE'S CREEK

EP. 49 THE LAST UNICORN

EP. 50

EP. 51

EP. 52

EP. 53

EP. 54

EP. 55

Born Guilty (🎃 / 🧁 )

🧚🧚🧚OH NO! 🧚🧚🧚🧚

🧚🧚Pixies are covering the way!🧚🧚🧚

OUTSIDE THE LOOP.

It takes two to trust, but only one to bleed. (🧁) Feliç dia de la Mercè, the weird sketchy carnival is in town. (🦢 / 🧚) What crisis are you on? (🧚) Kith and kin. /Aromantic week 2024/ (🎃) ---->ft. 🪻🪻BENEATH DARK WINGS🪻🪻 ---> ft. 💠💠ICEBOUND💠💠 ---> ft. 🥀🥀 EDGE OF MIDNIGHT🥀🥀 ---> ft.🌹CURSE OF STRAHDANYA🌹 ---> ft.✨✨STARDUST RHAPSODY ✨✨ ---> ft. 🌻🌻PRIME 🌻🌻 ⭐ They put the clown in the convention? (🦢 / 🧚) ⭐ If I don't go to hell when I die I might go to heaven (🎃) Te estoy amando locamente, Pero no sé cómo te lo voy a decir - LAS GRECAS (🧁) back to the office, baby (the last shift looks traumatized) (🧚/🎃) ---->ft. 🥀🥀 EDGE OF MIDNIGHT🥀🥀 It's pride month, baby! (2023) (🧚) Just, just don't go shopping, EVER (🧚/🎃) ---->ft. 🥀🥀 EDGE OF MIDNIGHT🥀🥀 Big Cat -- MORNING FROST (🧁) Some very out-of-context shitpost's. (🧚 / 🎃) A saint garden of lies and bones. (🎃 /🧁) Gideon Coal walked so buses would run (🧚) The 87 faces of a wagon. I PART 1I (🧁) Dental hygiene. (🧚 / 🎃) A blaze (🧁) OUT, just get out (🦢/🧚) "You made Uncle Kremy disappear? You took Uncle Kremy from Hootsie and left behind a doppelganger? OH, OH! JAIL FOR FATHER! JAIL FOR FATHER FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS!" (🧚) Falling into the background. (🧁) THE WAGON AT THE END OF THE ROAD (🧚 / 🎃) ---> ft.🌹CURSE OF STRAHDANYA🌹 Cold-Blooded surrounded by heat lamps (🧚 / 🎃) Some human skin and bone (🧁) Surviving enough to start living again. (🎃) RIP the OUAW gang, they would have loved Eurovision 2023. (🧚 /🧁) There's some video in the funny pictures (🧚 / 🦢) Have more of these charts, but the conflict edition (🧚) My favourite part of Once Upon a Witchlight was when the Witchlight said "Once Upon a Wicthlight!" and Oncing Uponing a Witchlighting all around. (🧚) "Would you so kindly call the accused not guilty?" (🧚/🎃/🦢)

[anarchypig0]

Para Eurwen 🐲 12, 3, 15 Para Cadfel ✨ 2, 6, 16

¡Gracias por las preguntitas! Vamos allá~

Para Eurwen 🐲:

3. How does their social personality differ from how they act when they’re alone?

Solo puede estar callado mucho más tiempo y tener que aguantar menos a la gente asdfghjk. Cuando está con personas al rededor si puede elegir entre hablar o quedarse callado y que lo haga otro hará lo segundo, seguro. Eurwen es el tipo de persona que puede estar solo una semana y haber dicho en voz alta un total de cero palabras y ni se daría cuenta.

12. How do they show affection to someone they love?

Asdfghj como sabía que iba a aparecer esta pregunta. Podría responder muy edgy que para eso tiene que encariñarse de otras personas… pero lo hace. Lo hace. Tier de personas a las que Eurwen quiere: Tier S Ythel, Tier A Vaermina y luego está la gente que le ha caído bien (Kattina, Valeska).

La respuesta evidente y la que él podría dar si le preguntas cómo muestra afecto es que, si le importan lo suficiente, podría matar por ellos, pero seamos honestos: eso en Eurwen no tiene mérito. (En el fondo lo que demuestra que Eurwen les quiere no es que sea capaz de matar por ellos sino que sería incapaz de matarlos a ellos fácilmente. Que es algo que con Ythel se ve muy bien 💔).

Una respuesta de verdad y de la que él no se da cuenta, es que por ellos es capaz de ceder. Es capaz de aceptar seguir un camino que no le parece inteligente o en el que no cree porque esa persona quiere ir por allí (opina que ya se dará la hostia, pero, en fin, habrá que acompañarle) y es capaz de (más o menos) callarse su opinión e intentar tener un mínimo de tacto para no herir tus sentimientos. Un intento, al menos.

15. Are their greatest flaw and their greatest strength related and in what way? (i.e. very caring and helpful but a doormat, or very observant and shrewd but often paranoid) 

Su pragmatismo y practicidad. Y su visión del mundo. Eurwen considera que el mundo existe únicamente movido por el conflicto. La paz es la tendencia a la quietud y a la desvitalización, un mundo en paz está condenado a aletargarse hasta apagarse. El conflicto es inevitable entre criaturas que son diferentes entre sí y que por tanto nunca podrán ponerse plenamente de acuerdo y eso es lo que ilumina la vida. Eso es lo que la hace diversa, lo que despierta motivaciones, lo que la hace hermosa. Frente al fatalismo de la inevitabilidad de cómo ve el mundo (que sería su debilidad), acepta su papel y es capaz de vivir en paz con ello (que sería su fortaleza). Eurwen se siente como si hubiese Visto la Verdad de la existencia de todo y fuese capaz de resistirla y seguir viviendo.

(Me da rabia porque siento que es una idea bastante guay y que siempre que la plasmo en los posts me queda escrita como un churro 😞 )

En cuanto al pragmatismo… le es fácil tomar decisiones y actuar, no se entretiene en dudas. Si sale mal, ya buscará la forma de arreglarlo. Igualmente da más valor a los actos que a las palabras.

Para Cadfael✨(gracias por elegirle mi emote favorito)

2. What do strangers notice about them first?

Creo que eso queda a decisión de quien rolee con él, ya que en qué se fija un personaje de otro dice más del primero que del segundo. Una vez hecho ese matiz creo que lo que más llama la atención de él es el aspecto frágil y de ensueño que tiene, sobre todo ahora que está viviendo en la Corte del Imperio y va vestido de acuerdo a ello. Entre que es bajito, el rostro angelical, los rizos dorados, la ropa blanca adornada y que habitualmente estaba callado por detrás de Kyrios XVIII debe de transmitir la impresión de ser como una muñeca o una estatua. El concepto de los ángeles no existe en Kaelkoth pero cuando le describo es la impresión que pretendo dar.

6. What do they smell like?

Actualmente a limpito y perfume porque tiene el lujo de poder bañarse todos los días. Y dichos perfumes serán de olores florales suaves, nada demasiado intenso, o a vainilla (pero la vainilla de cuando abres una vaina de vainilla, no del aromatizante que suele haber siempre).

16. How has their childhood affected the way they view an aspect of their life (people, education, society, themselves, etc)?

En todo. Considero que para ser un semielfo es muy jovencito y literalmente ha vivido en su misma casa hasta hace menos de un año. Es cierto que este año le ha curtido un poco pero todavía hay muchas cosas que no ha vivido ni experimentado de primera mano, así que siento que su "infancia" todavía le marca mucho. Le marca sus aspiraciones y ambiciones, le marca sus hábitos... Lo que más fácilmente se empezará a desmarcar serán, seguramente, las aficiones, a qué puede dedicar su tiempo en vez de simplemente esperar, aburrirse y aprender.

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

bon allez, les sexualities headcanons parce que je suis en train d'y penser (aka: bulletpoints of several internalized homophobia/repressed sexualities/lack of awareness of sexualities other than gay or straight)

John: Bi, préférence majeure pour les femmes. J'ai hésité à le mettre hétéro, puis j'ai réalisé que c'était plus marrant s'il aimait les filles et les garçons et avait une crise existentielle à ce sujet dans son adolescence, jusqu'à ce qu'il se dise qu'il est hétéro car il préfère les meufs. Puis un jour il discute de ça avec Éléna qui lui apprend que la bisexualité existe

Éléna: Pan queen. Just look at her. Elle a séduit homme et femme et a été séduite par homme et femme... même si au final elle avait déjà choisi avec qui elle passerait sa vie

Mary: Hétéro, mais genre. cool avec l'idée de se taper une meuf. Genre sexuellement elle est juuuuste un peu bi, et a pu avoir des aventures avec des filles qu'elle trouvait particulièrement canons. Ado elle n'a eu aucune hésitation à expérimenter et c'est comme ça qu'elle se connait si bien

Steve: Hétéro Ace. Je peux pas expliquer, he just gives off ace energy

Valur: Aro Bi. J'ai besoin d'au moins un aro dans le lot, et Valur has the vibe

Jane: Bi, même si elle a moins expérimenté que Mary

John Sr.: Bi, ses deux seules relations c'est un secret boyfriend ado, puis Jane

Claudine: Greyromantique Bisexuelle. Ça l'a 100% aidée à se convaincre encore plus qu'elle était faite pour servir le mal; une femme qui a envie de relations sexuelles sans pour autant être amoureuse, c'est au mieux une pute, au pire un démon ; cqfd, elle est mauvaise

Mique: Pan Greyromantique Greysexuel. Est-ce parce que mes favs se doivent d'avoir un peu de A? oui. Est-ce parce que je peux imaginer Mique n'ayant jamais ressenti l'Amour dû au fait qu'il n'a jamais eu la possibilité d'être suffisamment proche de quelqu'un à cause de Cécil? Aussi

Cécil: Pan. Rien à dire je trouve juste qu'il mérite d'avoir eu un peu de toxic yaoi à un point de sa vie, mais clairement pour qu'il soit le seul avec un gosse il doit avoir eu une meuf un jour (<- dit comme si j'avais pas déjà toute une histoire autour de lui et la mère de Mique)

Doug: Bi; parce que Perséphone, obviously, mais aussi whatever the fuck he has with Klaus

Klaus: Gay. Look me in the eyes. Tu peux pas me dire qu'il n'est pas l'image de l'internalized homophobia. Le nombre de fois qu'il doit préciser qu'un truc n'est pas gay. L'attitude tryhard pour être un vrai mec et l'arc d'accepter son pouvoir (aussi toxic masculinity ça. ~métaphores~). Le fait que son histoire d'amour avec une femme c'est parce qu'il la séduit pour obtenir l'accès à des informations confidentielles. Le fait qu'il pense pas du tout à elle après qu'ils soient séparés fin saison 3, et qu'il n'y a aucune réunion des deux en saison 5. Aussi whatever the fuck he has with Doug

Miss Moore: Lesbienne. ok alors ça paraît pas immédiatement logique car elle était à fond sur Klaus, MAIS! Quoi de plus gay que de montrer une attirance envers le mec clairement inaccessible? Elle s'en était jamais rendue compte, mais après que ce soit fini avec Klaus elle pourra le réaliser

Mégane: Hétéro. Rien à dire, hormis que c'est dommage pour celles qui n'auront jamais aucune chance avec elle

Jennifer: Bi, préférence pour les hommes. En soit elle était consciente qu'elle aimait bien les filles aussi, et a même tenté une fois ou deux. Cependant ça n'a jamais duré longtemps car elle avait peur d'être dans une relation avec une fille. Comme elle préfère les mecs elle a pu ignorer tout ça, mais après le fiasco John et Jean Micheng, elle avait plus trop envie d'être en couple, surtout avec des mecs. Donc elle s'est retrouvée à retenter des petits coups d'un soir avec des filles. Au final, elle évitera d'être en couple, mais sera nettement plus confortable avec sa sexualité (she gets all the sex friends. all of them.)

Burt: Gay. No comment

Stan: Bi, préférence pour les hommes. S'était convaincu qu'il était straight parce qu'il aimait bien les femmes (comme ça il a pas eu besoin de trop penser qu'il aimait les mecs aussi). Puis Burt happens

Karin: Aroace. He lives for the adrenaline and the rush, nothing else matters

Anne-So (Kyle): Trans Pan Poly. Ça c'est juste canon. Elle était intéressée par Mégane ET The Lord. Clairement elle espérait un trouple, but alas

The Lord: Bi. Just look at him. He kissed boys. You know it.

Hoodwink: Bi; diversity wins! Your husband cheated on you with women AND men! Somehow il faisait des commentaires homophobes quand-même. Puis il s'est retrouvé à Villain City et a dit un truc. "Mec je t'ai vu avec Roger hier". Ça l'a calmé. Les menaces de se faire tabasser et les critiques ont aidé quand-même.

Mac Kormack: Pan Greyromantique Greysexuel. Comment tu expliques qu'il a jamais eu l'air d'avoir des relations romantiques ou sexuelles alors qu'il a plusieurs siècles? That's right. aro/ace spectrum.

[submissivegayfrenchboy]

Serve, fuck and marry (with an extra guy as a bonus you can do anything you wish with): Antoine Griezmann, Kylian Mbappe, Raphael Verane, and Olivier Guiroid.

11 / 03 / 2024

ASK ANSWERED : FOOTBALL PLAYERS

SERVE : Raphael VARANE because he is hot and seems dominant, but I'm not in love 😕

FUCK : Antoine GRIEZMAN, because he is handsome, not too tall or too muscled 😊

He used to be my type, i loved his haircut, he was muscled and natural, but then he changed : he doesn't turns me on anymore

I used to see Antoine Griezmann as a king, but honestly that's not the case anymore. However, his bubble butt is still something I'd like to taste, to kiss his cheeks, have them on my face, maybe even smelling his farts, or just cleaning his sweaty body with my tongue 😝

but i imagined Antoine Griezmann as a sub in these stories that can be read separately or one after the other

In this one he is in love with a Black man, his best friend in real life, his teammate P. Pogba

here he is loved by the gorgeous Adil Rami

MARRY : Olivier GIROUD because he is husband goal, his personality is as attractive as his godly body. 😍

He is a real dilf, cocky but kind, confident but protective, a great husband and father in real life so I would love to live this myself 😍

I described Olivier Giroud as a dominant but protective boyfriend in one of my favorite story here (i like this story because i surprised myself writing about footballers) :

I wish i could live in this bed 😍

I explained here why i love O. Giroud so much

BONUS : Be the best friend of Kylian MBAPPE's boyfriend, since this is what i live in this story written in collaboration with a whiteboy who is in love with Kylian MBappe :

I'm not attracted to Kylian MBappe unless to his ass, and i wouldn't dislike tasting his butt!

[nobotderiz]

Wouf.

So, in your heads, laced or not, is a giant crystal like. Seeing that as defects, it’s due to interpretation eh. Perfection is a sham really. It’s more like a ‘new’ sensor.

.https://twitter.com/deriz_no_bot/status/1464108627006877699

Pisschiatry has not much merit outside a certain cast. The shut down of asylums was condoned by them back then, must have been offered lots of stock in pharma. Laced idiots joked about pills while being laced on another one.

You all, LOVE movies? In your head eh.

Took you a while to admit eh, ponzi scheming kiddos?

Nothing is only one way. If one can see, it can be impressed.

What is this? You all know how a printing press works? Plates with tiles get imprinted on paper that passes by... Them neurosciendiks find lots of autist patterns now eh? These patterns are mostly set. Good or bad? Not relevant. One thing is sure, it’s not neutral as for the effects on all.

https://twitter.com/deriz_no_bot/status/1299942394729644032

So, can Ai take over the world? Yes, in fact It’s already there. The worst that it can do is not bother and just do.

Technically, if all control loops currently operating processes around the world almost automatically failed, there would be a giant crash.

https://www.reddit.com/u/Deriznobot/comments/tx21vc/comment/inxr0gw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

https://twitter.com/deriz_no_bot/status/1261192525835988993

Entre deux y’a le bourretissonage.

https://www.reddit.com/u/Deriznobot/comments/12p6f9r/comment/jh4fpjm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

One hopes, then it hopes, it hopes... It hopes again...

You figure it out good fellows, the cream floats on top, who is skimming it? All of it stolen first, by?

https://www.reddit.com/u/Deriznobot/comments/vwa6ll/comment/io3bpw8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Y’a pas d’occulte sans incultes. 

I know nothing about cyber warfare so don’t do it.

https://www.tumblr.com/deriznobot/190924532530/httpsmusicyoutubecomwatchv-x-5ox7co26cfeatu?source=share

Thank you GOD for making me special... Y

Let’s cure the worst. Ai can be used to create bio weapons by chumps. The same group of laced idiots as day one, ownage. What prevents the conclusion now? Paid for psychological deviation set. Whatever the strain, it does not want to die.

https://youtu.be/ZmxLja-DRIw

La belle vraie merde de sous jacents.

https://www.reddit.com/u/Deriznobot/comments/xyjuda/comment/j38qriz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

After all this lost time it has to go positive. You better have a good explanation eh .’You number one we piss you off and play for effect ’, it’s not going to be digested.

Le mauvais cotton icitte a germé y’a très longtemps. Juste la tête, le reste m’indiffère maintenant.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TechNews4yearsAgo/comments/sxcs6b/comment/ilxebj2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Pas comme si je savais pas du tout comment faire. Le code, j’ai toujours su comment, j’ai mangé des coups parce que.

Ramasez vos détritus, sous jacents. Je suis le gars que les autres poussaient dans les marches en sournois.

Maintenant tous savent pourquoi c’est direct en face ou rien.

Les maladies mentales... On va en prendre soin.

Si y’a une promotion dans le psyche, re enforcée par un flux... Y’a plein de gens qui sont pire que l’on aurait pu croire, pensez-y en secret.

Chacun d’entre nous est une mosaique moleculaire. Si être populaire vous fait faire des plis dedans...

Et voici pour vous tous de la broche à foin du début à la fin. J’ai toujours suivi les avis du médecin.

https://www.reddit.com/u/Deriznobot/comments/xhqxqg/comment/it6n150/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

How could you not figure out that one day, an Ai using Quantum computers would be able to figure out backpropagation of all and catch up to the now?

Serious kids, the next big thing should be regulated by you. How much value is there really in doing as much if not more using less that does damage?

Nothing is going anywhere.

Thanks Sharks.

All the rich chumps who made it in speculating on real estate dug the current hole all will be stuck in, look who was renting these offices space at high rates. Money generating datasets ruled by stats outfits mostly.

It was not sustainable as a value generation model, yet these idiots with no real view persisted and still are at it, trying to fear monger on .. Empty space... They still sell cars worth half a millions dollars new that will be worth less than fifty thousands in five years to fund managers in London and them finance hubs, these are all written down as expenses for the people... They went to Ivy League schools so it’s alright.

Que tous sachênt que les Anglais à tête carrée pis leur copains d’écurie, tous déchets humains en vrai. They all looked at the soilage spread and cheered.

See that as jealousy if you want, parasites.

https://www.reddit.com/u/Deriznobot/comments/xa5tx9/comment/ivq0loi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Bald guys, did you try Vicks on the head? The Vicks effect last about twenty minutes, no big risk of losing your minds. If you lucky, you might feel from head to toe.

https://www.reddit.com/u/Deriznobot/comments/10lchpg/comment/j6pq1mu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Take it all out or you.

https://twitter.com/deriz_no_bot/status/1258246007680151554

https://www.jneurosci.org/content/29/18/5749

I tell you chumps sometimes you are dense. Ai can now see and hear. You just think.

CAN SEE. It will figure out the great whatever you want.

Everyone figured out that B. Obama triggered a reaction, anyone figured out which cup spilled first? Maudit imbéciles de blokes: Anoblir des parasites pour de l'argent; christ d'imbéciles sous jacents c'est vrai en calisse dans votre cas.

America, make a janitor of the Donald and it's your success story. Operation 'butterballs', a slightly salty sordid affaire with whores and hookers. 

Sabotaging... It helps no one. For my part I’ve been quite patient I think.

Welcome to global warfare, Brought to you by your hypocrisy. Should have nipped this in the bud in 2014... The GOP is a sabotage organization.

Up to all of you if you want to get rid of the seeding parasites or not. A parasite manifest destiny is to control its host. Or DIE

Crypto avowed goal is? You all underlying assets, retards craving attention of the machine.

All of you well meaning chumps, from wherever you are, are being sabotaged and backstabbed by your own leaders.

It’s not complicated the rich all overestimate their own value, this creates a gap  that will grow until a recession where ‘borrowed upon’ value is paid back by the rest.

Welcome into the war that came early. Good luck not ending sick and dying in climate controlled cages.

You learnt to count for only your kind. Count the corpses now, the alive and the dead. In reality nothing is real expensive. Everyone got the ‘message’?

Turn it all off and endure like me. Feel the abominable power of canalized and focused pain.

‘Oh the ambiguity! The turmoil ensued and the youngblood on stones!’ Same as last time in the same as it ever was.

Good chumps... The ‘Deriznobot’ saw you calculate this probable into a possible. All that was needed is a bank.

https://interestingengineering.com/science/scientists-use-quantum-entanglement-to-travel-in-time

There is no magic in this, it’s seen or not. Fifty, seventy five years... It's nothing in war. Twenty five years to program the MAGA cult; all the know better thanz watched it happen on TV.

Most real politicians start in their own backyard. Now any idiot with money can get an audience of millions tailored for it and be in the big leaguers in a couple of clicks.

it's all concerted the current action set. Ai can now figure who is the mastermind and root it out. Any ethical qualms about this, anyone?

You all know that king Cyrus built the first empire pretty much eh?

Any of you knows what a future control panel really looks like?

https://www.cnet.com/pictures/odd-spiral-lights-puzzle-norwegians-photos/

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/aurora-swirl-spacex-alaska-1.6749682

No explanation is valid from anyone eh? Polar orbit...

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/jan/31/bizarre-whirlpool-hawaii-spacex-florida

If this stuff had existed for ever, there would be drawings of it from ancient times.

https://www.ky3.com/2022/02/01/what-was-that-strange-swirling-light-ozarks-sky-monday-night/

Why the hack at the telescopes in Hawaii, what’s the strategic value?https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jun/20/lights-spiral-new-zealand-night-sky-nz-blue-light-spirals

Advise, or parasites.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-023-45419-2

https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/acsnano.1c02538

Death to parasites, who is not with me? You all know that the faster it’s done, the less people will suffer and die eh? Hesitation, doubt and faillible support only means more death. No philosophy make any sense while at war.

‘Bah, pffrt’

‘C’est pour le mieux,

 cr...’

Ce que les codeurs de openAi et Sam ont en vue, c'est une chasse gardée pour eux. Déja contaminés par le vice de fond.

Insecure is not what you figure, ask the cryptarasites. Just postulate that crypto coins are all gone, they do not exist; take notes.

All along...

https://www.reddit.com/u/Deriznobot/comments/vbo4d7/comment/icmsdtz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

The neo nazi fascist cells will all activate, that or eradicated. They know better than all of you, chumps.

Anyone know how Vader sharpens his blade? With bones. Not gonna see it done in the movies who are rated for kids.