Didn't have time to do a full other ball fit but have a little Endear doodle <3 Has his eyes on a certain purple dragon tonight... Who knows how that will end up turning out?
Fics either being passive aggressive or straight up hating on Vanessa gives me the ick. Misogyny aside, Logan would have been trying to impress everyone in Wade's circle. He would give Vanessa tiny random gifts like a kitten leaves dead insects to their owner.
It's his way of saying, "May I date Wade without breaking the first code of feminism: don't date your girl friend's ex?"
Telemachus's life post-Odyssey has the potential to be so funny bc bro is suddenly going from the son of, essentially, a single mom to the son of two VERY in-love middle aged sweethearts who never had to learn boundaries about what is/isn't appropriate to say around their kid.
Penelope: I knew that "beggar" was you the whole time, you know.
Odysseus, laughing: Oh, really?
Penelope: You can disguise a lot of things, but I'd know that ass anywhere.
Telemachus: I am begging you guys to keep it in your pants for ONE family dinner.
I will never join dating apps because I don’t want someone to be actively searching for a gf and think I fit the bill enough to fill that role. I want you to meet ME and organically realize you want ME specifically rather than an arbitrary role that could hypothetically be filled by anyone