Bianca: Don't get your hopes up, Addams. Enid is my sunshine fluffball.
*Enid squeals something incomprehensible to Yoko in an excited voice*
Bianca: That first point was clearly beginners luck. Let's finish this.
Wednesday: For the final point I would like to inwoke a military challenge. No masks, no tips.
*Fencing teacher groans*
Wednesday: Winner draws first blood
*Nevermore students gasp in unison*
Fencing teacher: It's your decision, Bianca.
Bianca: Let's see if you bleed in black and white.
*Enid faints in Yoko's arms*
Yoko: Oh, for fuck's sake...
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It's literally them
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credit: @artist-gif-aka-ril
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Enid running into the Quad: Guys! Someone pushed Xavier down a flight of stairs!!
Eugene: *looks at Wednesday*
Bianca: *looks at Wednesday*
Yoko: *looks at Wednesday*
Wednesday: I have literally been here with you all the whole time.
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Divina: *to herself* Netflix raised prices again. Should I cancel my sub?
Yoko: Yo Addams, I heard you stabbed someone again.
Wednesday: That cretin let his gaze linger on my Enid.
Enid: *sighs* Sometimes Wednesday can be kinda possessive.
Bianca: You think she’s the possessive one?
Enid: Totes! One time, she— what are you doing?
Bianca : *slowly reaching over to touch Wednesday*
Enid: Don’t touch grRRRrr— she’s MINE you barkBARK ARF BARK BARK ARF!!
Bianca: Oh shi— GET HER OFF ME!!
Yoko: Enid, stop! DOWN! ENID, HEEL!! *tackles Enid off Bianca*
Wednesday: Leech! You DARE to lay hands on what is mine? *stabs* *stabs-STABS* *STABS-STABS-STABS*
Wolf Enid: *snapping at Bianca*
Frantic Bianca: *crawling away*
Stabbee Yoko: *wrestling Enid*
Stabber Wedneday: *stabbing Yoko*
Entertained Divina: You guys are right, imma cancel my sub. This’ll do just fine.
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Bianca: ah shit what's that song called?
Wednesday: I shall Shazam it
Yoko:...
Bianca:...
Divina:...
Yoko:... Does she know how to do that???
Enid (head in her hands, smiling and staring adoringly at Wednesday): No, not at all. She's going to write the song out as sheet music, transpose it to a minor key and slow it down, phone her parents and play it on the cello so they can identify it for her.
Yoko: I'll never understand how you two ended up together.
Enid (sighing): I know, me neither, she's just so perfect 💕
Yoko: That could not be further from what I meant.
Bianca: How the fuck did you just say the heart emoji out loud what the fuck
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enid: man sure is dark in here.
wednesday:
enid: i'm not scared or anything.
wednesday:
enid: i mean who is scared of the dark these days? not me no sir.
wednesday: do you want me to hold your hand?
enid: yes please.
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Bianca: Oh god, Wednesday Jr. has been glaring at me for five minutes now. These four years are gonna make me shed scales--
Vega: She's the coolest person ever--
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Bianca: damn it, I can't believe we lost Wednesday again
Divina, sighing: this crowd is insane, how are we supposed to find her?
Enid: don't worry girls, I got this... ¡ENID SINCLAIR IT'S THE WORST, SHE'S NOT EVEN A REAL WEREWOLF!
Wednesday, stepping on someone else's head holding a knife: SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU PATHETIC HUMAN AND PREPARE TO BE MURDER!
Enid: see? Found her-
Morticia and Gomez: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW?!?
Enid: I didn't even know they were come
Yoko: SPEAK UP LOUDER SO I CAN FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS
Enid: What the-
Ajax: TALK ABOUT MY FRIEND ONE MORE TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Enid: Ok, there is so much to unpack here-
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*Enid dressed up for New Year's*
Look, I'm gliterally shining ✨️
Bianca: Honey, you are a hot mess
Enid: *ahem* Okay, but a shining hot mess, right?
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Bianca: What did Enid get you for your birthday?
Wednesday: A weighted blanket.
Bianca: Oh? How do you like it?
Wednesday: It is heavy on my lungs and it feels like I'm suffocating.
Wednesday: I love it.
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Wednesday: What does 'mommy issues' mean.
Bianca, snickering:
Yoko: Ask Enid, she'd know.
Enid: What- I do not have mommy issues.
Yoko: You so do. Don't even try that.
Wednesday: Your mother is indeed an issue Enid.
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Saw this and had my own Olympics Headcanon.
Wednesday doesn’t even stop walking she just fires a perfect round casually while texting a sexy message to Enid.
Enid also gets a perfect round but consisting of trick shots over her shoulder and while doing a handstand and then a backflip.
Yoko gets a perfect round but is disqualified cos she empties 3 clips into the target, flashes Divina her boobs then flips off the judges shouting “later bitches!” at them.
Bianca does it professional style with all the kit and only get: 9/10 and misses out on a medal and storms off in a strop.
Xxx Lisa xxx
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