#especially drunk

[misswoozi]

Who does Tzuyu enjoy giving head to?

I actually headcanon Tzuyu as being a pillow princess in this regard lmao I don't think she especially likes giving head at all but if I had to pick someone I'd go with Dowoon. He's cute and easily flustered and she can dig that.

[notherpuppet]

Some irl moments repped by the hazbin cast

[evercelle]

honkai star rail version 1.2

[choccy-milky]

part 3 to my modern AU 💞🍺 (part 1 / part 2)

[longing-for-rain]

For a site that goes on and on about how much they love gay people, tumblr seems to really hate it when people actually are gay

[saucywendeee]

👻🧼🍺

[lethesbeastie]

Yet another Wraith comic page based on the writing I've got for their backstory, this time notably less happy for the baby squid

[createserenity]

Does Crowley stay at the bookshop all night?

I'm just putting it out there that I don't think this is talked about enough:

This might not have been filmed, but it's right there in the scriptbook. Crowley leaves Aziraphale's bookshop right before Gabriel and Sandalphon arrive. I'm sure it's implied they are visiting fairly early on Thursday morning, since it's the first scene labelled as Thursday and later on Aziraphale and Crowley have time to drive all the way to Oxford and mess about there. So what? Well the scene before this is Aziraphale and Crowley drinking in the bookshop after Warlock's birthday party on the Wednesday. It must be fairly late in the day by this point because the hell hound was supposed to arrive at 3pm and this scene is happening sometime later. So Aziraphale and Crowley are in the bookshop drinking presumably into the evening on Wednesday whilst Crowley goes on about how he knows what Aziraphale smells like and they both think that the world is about to end in a matter of days. Then the next morning Crowley is noted as leaving the bookshop and has clearly been in there for enough time that Sandalphon can still smell his presence. Are we supposed to buy into the idea that he leaves late Wednesday night, comes back for an unspecified reason really early on Thursday, leaves again when the angels turn up and then comes back later for the trip to Oxford? Well, I'm not buying it. So what were they doing in the bookshop all night? (And also Aziraphale takes the angels into his back room to buy "pornography" - the back room where he was with Crowley not that long before - and frankly Aziraphale loves feeling like he's got one over on the Archangels, especially Gabriel, so yeah, there's that too.) ...just saying.

[cockroachesunite]

Priorities

[letitbehurt]

Whumper forcing Whumpee to get drunk.

[ianthedebonair]

Ortega's this 🤏 close to getting a mic thrown at him. Bless his soul 🙏

[konigsblog]

i love that ugly, freakish pervert (creep!loser!könig)

(+ headcannons in the tags (content warning though))

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

normal things to say

[blizzardsuplex]

Trent?: can't we just tweet the Rock...?

Roderick Strong getting white boy wasted from Best Friends with Roderick Strong

[and this is why he was shirtless in the last GIF of the random closeup shots set I did that like 5 people saw LOL]

[demadogs]

Lightning crashes, a new mother cries

YELLOWJACKETS | 2.07

[oreo-creampie]

I love snorting ketamine (powder horse tranquilizer) if you snort the right amount it makes you feel very relaxed and kind of heavy. Straight up melting into the sofa just feeling good and tingly for the next 30 minutes while it wears off.

Think about snorting ketamine with dealer!suguru/toji, getting high laying on their bed. While they feel you up, it’s not like you can move very much so their princess is gonna have to let them eat your pussy out for the next ten minutes. Between the tingly pleasurable high and their warm tongue on your clit, their thick fingers rubbing on your g-spot ughh

They would love getting you high, they love how much you trust them and how vulnerable you are laying on their bed looking beautiful, getting needier the higher you get