#even bo was like—ok grandpa

[pianju]

din really said “hey you were right this planet ISN’T cursed :D” fifteen minutes after he was saved from being slowroasted in his own blood

[tomboyjessie13]

Part 3 here: "Now, let the Fun Begin!" — The Unexpected - Part 3 (tumblr.com)

The Unexpected - Part 4

Nile river, Egypt Later in the evening

They took off to Kom Ombo by car, leaving Kakyoin at the hospital's care, soon it was getting dark.

Joseph: *Driving while jamming out to the Beatles* ^3^

Avdol: *Reading the map*

Jotaro: *Getting annoyed at his grandpa's music taste* -_-*

Iggy: *Snoozing on Jotaro's lap* Zzzzzzzz

Medea: *Asleep in a blanket cocoon* Zzzzzzzz

Polnareff: *Sees Medea*.......... Hey guys, I know she's one of DIO's agents, but are you sure it's a good idea to bring her along while she's not feeling well?

Jotaro: *Looks away, knowing why Medea isn't well*

Joseph: Y'know I was thinking about that to be honest, but I'm sure a Stomach flu isn't too bad, besides we got some SPW doctors on standby.

Medea: *Stirring* Mmmm....

Polnareff: Oh she's waking up.

Medea: Mmm...food...need food...

Joseph: See? She's starting to feel better enough to want to eat again.

Avdol: Well it's getting a little dark anyways, let's stop to rest and eat.

Joseph: Ya got it. *Parks the car off the road*

Avdol: I suggest home-made soup just to be on the safe side, and I know a great chicken soup recipe that became popular in Egypt over the recent years, perfect for illnesses and cold weather.

Polnareff: Oooooh~

A few minutes later

The men had set up camp and are in the process of making soup, meanwhile Medea's still sitting in the car with Iggy.

Joseph and Jotaro: *Checking the fire*

Avdol: *Watching over Polnareff at the cutting board*

Polnareff: *Getting out some potatoes and a peeler*

Joseph: Hey, Jotaro, go check and see if Medea's alright.

Jotaro: I was going to anyway. *Walks to the car* .... Hey Medea, are you alri-*Stunned* O_O

Medea: *Chewing on a car frame* Nom nom nom nom....*Looks up to see Jotaro staring at her* ........What?

Jotaro: What the hell are you doing????

Medea: *Looks at what she's doing* Oh shit! *Cleans the drool on it*

Jotaro: Don't tell me you're craving cars.

Medea: I'm not, it's the iron.

Jotaro: So you mean to tell me that you're craving iron?

Medea: Yeah, I don't know why, *traces fingers on it* but the smell is just so tantalizing.

Jotaro: ....That is SO stupid and very dangerous.

Medea: I know, but that's what the baby wanted. *Suddenly she gets a face full of dirt clots on her face* HEY!

Iggy: *Puts away [The Fool]* Ruff... *In his mind* You want iron? Eat dirt clots, bitch.

Medea: Blegh!

Jotaro: Good grief. *Goes away*

Joseph: *Pouring broth into the pot* How is she?

Jotaro: She's alright, just acting like a weirdo.

Joseph: Hey >_>

Jotaro: What, you want me to be honest? She's a bitch, you happy?

Joseph: Jotaroooooo. >_>*

Polnareff: OW! *Dropping the bloodied peeler* FUCK! *Holding onto his left hand, hissing in pain*

Avdol: Polnareff! Are you ok!?

Polnareff: Y-yeah! Just a scratch that's all. *Shows his injured hand, his fingers are intact, but he's got a nasty cut on his forefinger*

Avdol: Where's the first ai-...........

Joseph: It should be by the ice bo-.......

While this was happening, Medea lost focus of the conversation when she started to smell a new type of iron...an iron that everyone has; blood, the smell of iron in one's blood stream.

Medea: *Panting from the smell* ...hah...hah...hah....*Crawls out of the car*

Iggy: Hm?... *Watches her sneaking her way to the peeler Polnareff accidently injured himself with*

Medea: ....*Grabs the peeler* ....*Deeply inhales the blood on it, the iron in it was a lot more appetizing than the car's iron* Haaah....*Gets ready to lick it*

Iggy: *Senses something very wrong, he summons [The Fool] again*

Medea: *Gets grabbed* ACK! *Getting dragged back to the car, dropping the peeler*

Avdol: *Wraps Polnareff's finger* There, it should heal up in a few days. *Goes back to the cutting board to clean the peeler*

Polnareff: Merci beaucoup.

Back at the car, Iggy has had Medea in a cage made of indestructible sand with [The Fool]'s head on top. Iggy just laid there, huffing, while Medea just sat in her cage, shocked.

Medea: *Shocked over what she almost did*.................. *She reached out to pet Iggy's head*

Iggy: *Startled* Eep!

Medea: Thanks... for stopping me, Iggy...

Iggy: Huff~ *In his mind* No shit, what you're doing was just creepy.

End of Part 4

[nimata-beroya]

MY THOUGHTS ON THE MANDALORIAN - Chapter 23: "The Spies"

Right now, I have the mighty need to pay Jon Favreau a visit. One which would be not beneficial for his overall health. I heard vague rumors that this episode was going to be a rough one to watch, but I avoided catching any details. I don't know if knowing what was going to happen would've made it easier to bear, but dang! It hit me hard.

Loosing yet another of my beloved characters in a short time has me reeling. How dare you, Favreau? HOW.DARE.YOU?! It started very funny, but that ending destroyed me.

This is going to be a long one (testament to how great the episode was). So read at your risk.

Hmm, this imperial chick again. What are you up to now? who are you meeting with? I don't think Gideon is bold enough to be on Coruscant, but… Oh, a probe droid! ok, through a holo, yeah that makes sense. And there he is! Ugh! Poodoo is going to hit the fan now.

Woah! where are you hiding, Gideon? This is cool and terrifying.

A meeting! Do I know anyone there?

Oof! Imperial using the same tactic that the rebellion used at the beginning of appearing nothing more than an unorganized group of remnants is like YIKES! 😬😬 Dare I say whose idea that was? Perhaps from a blue grand admiral well-known for studying his enemy and using their tactics against them?

HUX?! PALLAEON?!! OMG OMG OMG!!

LOL Shadow Council? Couldn't you find something more original. Just sayin'

Of course, Gideon is trying to take power from Thrawn while he's not around. Gideon, let me tell you right now that you'll lose, my friend, and you won't know what hit you once Thrawn put you in your place. You think you're a step ahead of everyone, but he's 10 steps ahead of you!

Ok, here we go! will Mandos behave?

Nicely done, Armorer. Big mama reminding younglings to be in their best behavior 😆

From Coruscant? How did you get that Karga, hmm? (Side note: this seemed sus to me since the first time I was watching the episode, but even more after I was done)

IG-11!!!

Oh, poor Grogu 🙁 he got scared as soon as saw the droid. Not that I blame him because of how things went last time.

IG-12? lol A mecha, nice solution.

Now, Grogu is happy!

🤣🤣🤣 bad baby! no squeezie! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Greef Karga is grandpa ™ spoiling Grogu rotten and Din can already see that this will bring more chaos to his life. He can feel it! 😂

OMG!!! Grogu can communicate now. His first word!! Sorta… and it's so appropriate that it's "No". Grogu officially entered the terrible twos! Din is doomed now 🤣🤣🤣 This is so hilarious!!

🤣🤣 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Din makes the example, of course! and he volunteers Grogu too?! Are you insane? Actively taking your son into dangerous situations is not good parenting, Din. JFYTK! But I love that Grogu stands immediately.

Koska and Axe, too. I guess that was obvious. YES!! Good for you, Paz! (Side note: After watching the episode, I no longer think it was a good decision, Paz. You should've stayed 😭😭)

Ooh! The armorer is going too? With the vague rumors I heard that this episode will end not in the happiest terms, I have the feeling she might die 😩 I don't want that! (SN: yeah, my spidey senses weren't that off, after all. Somebody died 😭😭😭)

Ooh! the heartbreak of everyone watching Mandalore's surface from the Gauntlet 😖

What's that? Oh! More Mandalorians? On the planet? Why do I think this is sus? I mean, they could be working with Gideon to lead them to a trap (UGH! sometimes I hate being right! or maybe not, but it's really sus that these guys appeared and let the party just to where Gideon's base is? like 👀)

OH!!! Bo-Katan is telling what happened finally!!! (I've admitted before that I was never her biggest fan, but I feel for her. Obviously, Gideon didn't give her much of a choice and took advantage of that. And she has changed a lot since then and even before that. Her wise words come from painful experiences)

I like that Bo is admitting her mistakes out loud. Not spelled them out entirely, but enough for me to be appeased. One of my criticisms about her arc is the vague mention of her past mistakes. I don't mean it as to forever punish her for them, but to show how far she's come all these years. Because casual fans who haven't watched TCW or Rebels don't know she was Death Watch. And to me, that's an important thing.

And I ADORED Din's speech!!! And it's the confirmation of what I thought Bo's arc was about. It's about showing others and herself that what has value in a leader is not the blood or ancestry, nor possessing a magic weapon, but who you are as a person. Like Din says: honor, loyalty, character. And his vow brought tears to my eyes 🥹

So the Armorer is not going? 🤔 So maybe she doesn't die, but if she doesn't, who will? 😣

and these guys know exactly what they're going 🤨 Yeah, definitely sus. Something is going to happen and I'll hate it!

🤣 Paz and Axe playing together? Danger! Danger stranger! This is going to end badly… see what I mean! I'm not even surprised that Paz is the one issuing the challenge. And of course, Axe won't back down.

it should be embarrassing for both Paz and Axe that a child has to intervene and stop them. But I'm wheezing! it's so funny.

What do you mean, Din?! You've taught him that too!! from the top of my head, I can remember not less than 6 times that you've tried (at least) to deescalate, if not stop altogether, a fight. I mean, you just were going to do exactly that!!!

Oh my gaaaaawwwddddd! Din and Grogu nodding to each other!!! OMG that's so cuuuuuuute!!! 🥺🥺🥰🥰

Ok, I'm getting nervous, because I know something big is going to happen and I don't know what!

Wait! What the hell is that?!! Is that the Mythosaur?! (On the second viewing, I paused it to check carefully, and no, it's not the mythosaur. I don't see the tusks, so it has to be another nameless monster)

awww uncle Paz and Axe saving Grogu together 🥰

🥰🥰 Din "the galaxy's best dad" Djarin checking on his kid (But my dear, this is exactly why you shouldn't have brought him!)

Oh, dank ferrik! Imperial commandos?! Ugh! Stormtroopers, lots of them 😖

oh fuck! no no no no!!! That looks too imperial!!! There's a post there!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I knew it!!! It's a trap!

Nooooo!!! stop it!!! Turn around!!!! TURN AROUND!!!!

I TOLD YOU!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

DIN!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

I KNEW IT!!!!! I've been saying since episode 2 that dark troopers were made of beskar alloy!! Somebody listened to me? probably not many.

Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck!!! No, DIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!

yeah, that would've been nice, Bo. Problems for many people would've gone poof if Gideon were dead!

yeah, like that trick would work twice! Pfft! Please Gideon, come up with something better

omg omg omg!!!! nooooooo Paz!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!! NO that's NOT the way!!! noooooooo!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Afterthoughts

I'm devastated because Paz is my second favorite mandalorian after Din, and I can believe that I've lost 2 characters very dear to me in as many weeks! Why they want to ruin my comfort shows with this level of angst?!! Gosh, it hurts!! All I can think about is in the poor Ragnar that's now fatherless 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔 (Does he have a mom, or he just turned into a foundling for a second time in his short life?)

There's something else that was left without a clear answer. Who the spies are? Because, yeah, Elia Kane is A spy, but the title is in plural, so who is or are the other(s)? I have several suspects.

The first ones, of course, are the "survivors" in Mandalore. They seemed to be in the right place and right time and knew exactly how to go where the others needed to go. Suspiciously convenient, too convenient.

But maybe, they're not the spies, if Jon Favreau chose to be a little less obvious. If not them, then it could be the armorer. I mean, everyone is suspecting her. She has always been pretty sketchy and super mysterious and manipulative, and this season she has had all of us going back and forth with her inconsistencies. And the fact that she went back to the ship in orbit instead of going to the main forge, a place she spoke with such a fondness just before they were led to a trap? Sus, very sus!

However, after thinking all day, there's one thing that makes a case in her favor. If she is the other spy and is working with Gideon, why was he so surprised, like genuinely shocked, that the children of the watch and the nite owls were teaming up? Why she didn't tell him? It could be that she's playing both sides; it's a big possibility, but maybe she's not the spy. She's just the distraction from the real thing.

(Also, there's like a sort of plot armor with her, I think. Someone really big badass needs to be in the fleet when the bombers attack to lead the counterattack, since everyone else (known BAMFs, I mean, not extras) is on the planet's surface, Jon F gave her the job. Maybe?)

My third suspect, and I can't believe I'm going to say this, but what if Greef Karga is the spy? I know he has changed a lot since season 1, and he's a good friend to Din and a sorta grandpa to Grogu, but that thing with the bottle from Coruscant raised all my red flags instantly. At first, I didn't know why, but once I watched the whole episode, it went from a silly thing to a big red flag! I hope I'm dead wrong and this is just my hyperactive imagination playing tricks on me. But now under this light, even the gesture of welcoming all the Mandalorians on Nevarro could take a new nefarious meaning.

If you think my list of suspects is done, you're mistaken. I have 2 more. Axe Woves and Koska Reeves. Him, because his ego might be still wounded that Bo kicked his ass last week. I mean, it's a lame excuse, but he wouldn't be the first to do something like this for that reason. And she because there's nothing suspicious about her. It's crazy, I know, but the best traitor/spy/etc. in any story is who no one expects to be. Even if she had a nice moment with Bo sharing a silent conversation before Bo said how she surrendered to Gideon, and Koska was the first of the nite owls to volunteer to go to Mandalore, she still could be the spy. And it'd hurt Bo greatly that either of them betrays her to Gideon.

In conclusion, I suspect of everyone except for Din, Grogu, Paz (RIP), and Bo. Everybody else is a person of interest in my book. And there's a whole week of waiting to know the answer to this and to the fate of Din! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! How will I stay sane till then?

I warned you that this one would be long, and I think I've spoken enough, so I'll shut up now. See you next week!

[thedawningofthehour]

OK! I really didn't expect this! THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!?

We're entering the war arc, SERIOUSLY! Where did this come from! Oh my god, oh my god! I swear I thought it would happen at the end of the arc, you know! Like a big end of season event! The fuck!

Bella in jail, dammit!!! You better set her free, Fai!!! The world needs her!!! Does that mean they arrested Pax too? GOD, I HOPE SO! That boy needs a good chat so he finally understands what his beloved uncle is doing. Besides! Pax is technically Draxum's accomplice!

BTW, I had forgotten until I read BO smell that I remembered this fun fact, the vast majority of east asians have a mutated ABCC11 gene that causes them to lack the bacteria that produces that BO smell. Unless you are near a military base, it is virtually impossible to find deodorant in Japan. What you learn in a Kung Fu Panda video by a Chinese person.

So, unless turtles produce BO, all that odor in the lair is not the BO's fault.

Ahhhh I really don't know what will happen from now on, I hope it won't take you another two weeks for the next chapter, I don't care if they are shorter, just please bring Bella back.

*Fetal position* everything will be fine, everything will be fine, I haven't forgotten that we have a Turtles vs Draxum fight scheduled for the end, please make it hurt him.

'looks up some stuff'

Huh. That's really interesting. I knew East Asian people were frequently lactose intolerant, (it actually looks like lactose intolerance is the baseline and Europeans are the ones who mutated to be able to digest lactose into our adult years, which is linked to extensive dairy farming) but they also don't stink? I legitimately didn't know that.

It does also say that the frequency of this gene is low among the Ainu people, the people indigenous to the Hokkaido region. Which is where I set up the Hamato clan. (most of Hokkaido is pretty rural, so I figured it was a likely place for a clan to set up in the mountains and stay relatively undisturbed while still being close to civilization) I've been writing it as Atsuko was close to 100% Ainu-and somewhat inbred, because small rural communities like that often had everyone related to each other, so there was no way to really avoid marrying your third cousin-while Splinter's father was from Honshu and had a more varied genealogical background. (they met in Sapporo when Atsuko was attending college, and Grandpa Sho hated him even before he dipped) So it kind of depends whether Splints takes after his mother or father. I think it's stated that Splinter also stinks a lot, which implies that he didn't get this gene.

There's also the whole problem of turtles don't have sweat glands, but hey we're working with pseudo-science here, and the boys are definitely seen sweating. Also alligator snappers have scent glands on their asses and I'm pretty sure at least red-eared sliders and box turtles also have scent glands, so the stink might also be partially turtle-based.

In any case, I've made too many comments and jokes about them stinking to turn back now. They're teenage boys. Teenage boys smell awful. That's just a law of the universe.

[finsterhund]

I feel bad about this but despite getting to see characters I like in live-action for the first time the Ashoka series trailer really didn't do anything for me. Like yeah Thrawn and "heir to the empire" They said the thing!!! But ehhh. Don't know if it's burn out or what.

Star Wars, largely regardless of quality, being my comfort food when I'm doomer suicidal as all hell suddenly not working might be evidence of me slipping into a danger zone so that's very much 🙃

Hoping it's temporary and this weekend I'm planning to lock Scott outside of my bedroom with a big beef bone and finally read the Thrawn Trilogy after putting it off for six thousand years (sorry Fishy but holy shit does Scott hate when I try to do literally anything that he's not able to participate in.)

Was much more hyped by how this week's episode of Mando was droid centric and having reprogrammed B1s. 🥺

I love them so much aaaaaaaaa

There's one specific scene where a B1 goes back to old programming but like, they do so in the funniest way. They're like tugging handfuls of clothes out of a box and throwing them around all over the place and it's so fucking funny to me because everyone's like "battle droids are fucking everything up" and it shows this little guy in peak "I fucking hate boxes" energy just doing inconsequential naughty cat behavior.

The old dude kissing Dooku's ass I found pretty funny tbh djfjfjfjtjdjdhfjsbfjsjfjdh ok grandpa separatist warcrimes.

Also I don't fucking trust those mandalorian mercenaries (lead by the one dude) Bo Katan has history with. They're sus and racist. "Ohh Din is adopted so he's not a real mando" for fucks sake do y'all "true mandalorians" even have a viable breeding population at this point? The found family aspect of you guys was literally present in the old EU/Legends for fucks sake. Apparently according to one comic the shape of your fucking helmets was based on the skull shape of the now extinct race that were the "first Mandalorians" like some thousand fuck years ago???? So yeah he's suspicious.

People probably complained about the actor cameos(?) but I felt their characters were fine honestly. They're random extras on some random planet that's flashy and weird. Maybe retreading old ground a bit too much with another entry in "Princess Weird Hair" territory but at least it's consistent so if people were complaining about her for reasons other than Star Wars not trying something new and having another Weird Hair Princess I don't particularly see why. Only one who looked like they were "guest starring themselves" was Jack Black and he was random ex imperial human dude and his acting was fine so I don't think that's really a problem. Got the vibe that the character was forced into military at a young age despite being a silly eccentric soul and after the fall of the empire finally gets to have an adulthood being himself and he's making up for lost time. Who fucking knows. Like I said he's just a random extra who I don't even think will appear again. Star Wars having prominent actors in supporting roles that you can really notice as being those actors has been a thing since the beginning really. I never really experienced that though because of my age. Especially in the original trilogy where I had no idea what some of these actors were known for before and they're literally just type cast as their character to me at that point. I feel Alec Guinness would not like that one bit but I literally cannot see him in any other character. And Prequel Trilogy was largely the same way to me. Like Samuel L Jackson is first and foremost Mace Windu in my brain. I watched the marvel movies and was like "Mace Windu eye patch!!!" Doesn't help that I'm "actor blind" and tend not to even recognize actors a lot of the time in the first place. I only recognized Jack Black in this episode.

Wanted to see more about the Mon calamari prince and his squidhead gf. Is he the same one from the one episode of clone wars? A sibling? Wasn't there a comic where he died? I don't remember and didn't read it. I know this is the Mando show but I do want the franchise to explore specific aliens and their individual worlds/struggles more often. This might be controversial of me to say but having a little standalone movie or short series or something about some jawas goin on a little adventure, something akin to that one ewok movie I think I'd like to see. Maybe go a bit artsy 80s dark fantasy vibes with it. God this is just because I keep thinking about Jim Henson creatures again isn't it? Jawas weren't even puppets for fucks sake Andy. Yeah.

"Visions" felt like more like cool art demos and creative experiments than stories but if there were canonical little miniseries that just went off on tangents like how each episode of Visions was standalone and untethered I feel that's something the franchise could benefit from.

I suppose I could just as easily say I want brand new little scifi fantasy practical-effects-centric alien universes if I'm being honest. But I feel at this point nobody wants to do that because time and money. I'm only really getting my fix from whatever Disney allows Star Wars to do at this point. Where's the Star Wars knockoff equivalent of Kyle Edward Ball? Who's going to make the grimy 80s puppet and model starship skinamarink? Doesn't even have to be good I'll still at least try to eat that shit up lmfaooo

I do think the perpetual 7 year old in me might finally be experiencing Star Wars burnout though. Which scares me because as I said a while back, my inner child is the only part of me that has a will to live.

I've lost motivation for pretty much everything please let me still stay excited and feel creative through Star Wars aaaaaaaa 😭

Continuing to put off the season finale of Bad Batch because I have reason to believe it's sad and I don't want to be sad skdfsdlfjsd I am baby coward.

[jessicas-pi]

so I am a bit of a sucker for the concept of Force-sensitive Sabine Wren. I just think it's sad that Tarre Vizsla (Viszla? I can never remember) is the only Jedilorian out there.

And I've done an Inquisitor!Sabine AU, and an AU where Sabine becomes a Jedi when she's in her 20s, but I've never done an AU where she was raised as a Jedi. Except now I have!

I can see this going one of two ways:

It follows the canon timeline

It begins right before the Siege of Mandalore main battle. Sabine is two-ish, and just starting to make things float.

Her parents know what this means. They also know that if they lose the coming battle, if Maul wins, there's a possibility he'll find Sabine.

They would rather send their daughter away than risk that.

Plus... Ursa can't help thinking about Tarre Vizsla.

So Ursa brings her daughter along when Bo-Katan and Ahsoka meet up with the Dream Team and gives her to Skywalker-and-Kenobi with instructions to bring her to the Jedi temple.

A few days later, when O66 goes down, Sabine is in the creche.

But Padawan Dume sprained his ankle just before the mission to Kaller. He had to stay behind. It's healed by the time the 501st marches on the temple.

That means that he's able to run away.

And if he happens to accidentally rescue a toddler on his way out, well, that's just a bonus.

When they're safe, hidden away, Caleb thinks to ask the kid for her name. She stops chewing on her hand long enough to say "Bean."

Thus Begin The Adventures Of Caleb And Bean

Since they meet a lot earlier, their dynamic is more like siblings instead of Space Dad and Space Daughter. Granted, siblings with a 12 year difference, but still siblings.

In this universe, Sabine has no idea she's Mandalorian. She just thinks she was a completely normal crecheling, not The Next Tarre Viszla. Somehow she still gets her hands on armor. Not beskar, but still armor.

She also dual wields. She's weaponizing both of her hands. Why have one invincible plasma sword when you can have TWO

They still join the Ghost crew. They always join the Ghost crew. my space family is destined to vibe together.

I can't decide if this change means ezra has no crush on her, or an even bigger crush on her. (I guess it depends on if you ship them or not.) Because they could either be like Sabine: kanan was MY jedi master FIRST, get your OWN Ezra: well he said he'd train ME, TOO, so YOU'RE just gonna have to DEAL WITH IT

OR they could be like sabine: *does some sort of super cool jedi thing with her two laser swords and a spin kick in the middle of a fight* ezra: she could step on me and i would thank her

actually yknow what

Ahsoka gives her Jar'Kai lessons.

IDK how, but this turns into a fix-it eventually.

OR

It's an Everything Is Happy timeline.

Palpatine dies offscreen somewhere.

I think it starts the same, with the send-Sabine-to-the-temple-for-safety. Except then nothing goes wrong!

Ursa insists Sabine learn about her heritage as well as get Jedi Lessons and the council is like, ok, fine, Mirialans get to do that, I guess Mandalorians can, too.

At age thirteen, she becomes Ahsoka's Padawan. With her penchant for large explosions, it's only right that she become part of the Disaster Lineage.

Anakin: you're my favorite grandpadawan Sabine: I'm your only grandpadawan

anakin is definitely the grandpa who spoils her rotten

Plus, Cool Uncle Rex.

She still gloms onto Caleb but it's more of a dadfriend thing. She's definitely Ahsoka's padawan, through and through.

Also, during her time in the creche, she absolutely corrupted all the other younglings. There was a petition to change the clan name to mythosaur clan. a couple of the younglings decide they want armor, too, when they grow up.

The clones all think she's the best baby sister.

A while into Sabine's padawanship, Master Tano gets sent on a mission with Master Dume. They bring their respective padawans.

(ezra was definitely part of loth-wolf clan in the creche)

mace: so how did my great-grandpadawan do on his first mission? caleb: good, except for when he got distracted by master tano's apprentice and walked face first into a doorframe ezra: yknow you really don't need to keep telling people about that

but then ezra sees caleb's reaction to that pilot lady from ryloth that they end up running into on a different mission and gets his sweet sweet revenge

ezra: HAHA you're in LOVE caleb: i am not. ezra: YOU'RE caleb: padawan. ezra: IN LOVE caleb: padawan. ezra: YOU'REINLOVE

(Ezra says this while Hera is, like, three feet away.)

Imagine the headache Mace Windu gets when he realizes that his great-grandpadawan is best friends with someone who is (a) Anakin "walking dumpster fire" Skywalker's grandpadawan, (b) Ahsoka "I tear out the innards of a droid with my teeth" Tano's padawan, and (c) a crazy dual-wielding Mandalorian Jedi.

Please. Please picture Sabine, wearing a mix of traditional Jedi robes and Mandalorian armor (jetpack included of course,) Jar'Kai-ing her way through a base full of holdout separatist droids that have captured her family (a la The Last Battle from rebels s3).

Meanwhile, that family, tied up somewhere, watching: Anakin: YES THAT IS MY GRANDDAUGHTER LOOK AT HER GO LOOK AT HER KICK BUTT Cody: HAHA I TAUGHT HER THAT SPIN KICK Ahsoka: TEAR EM TO PIECES, KID Rex: *unintelligible whooping* Obi-Wan, feeling a strange kinship to Mace Windu: you're all terrible influences

oh my gosh. sabine and padme friendship. yes. this is good.

I think at some point something happens and Ahsoka, Sabine, Caleb, and Ezra are all stuck on this planet with Hera and Chopper and a Lasat who they don't know but who pays them to give him a ride, and their only ship is the Ghost, but the hyperdrive broke and they have to go on the galactic equivalent of a cross-country road trip that takes several days and has a lot of shenanigans along the way. I might elaborate more on that later.

oh darn it now i wanna write a modern AU where the ghost is a big old station wagon and it's a road trip buddy comedy thing

[goldrockyroad]

now that the season is over here are chuang2021 moments i cannot believe are real, a list that only gets longer and in no particular order: 

- that entire bit of them choosing their dorm rooms, including but not limited to:

lin mo copping his double room only to lose it + his mental breakdown after that

almost 20 of them fighting to have hiroto stay in their room

nine and patrick's 'we break up' (only for patrick to move in after 1st round of eliminations) 

ak: ‘does rikimaru snore?’ santa: ‘yeah, very loudly’ ak: ‘oh NOOOO i’m scREWED’ 

- hanfu shop owner liu yu

- han meijuan training base: 

yu gengyin’s ‘i am a proud fishie swimming into your heart’ 

also yu gengyin: ‘i’m a little scared that the debut lineup will end up being 11 han meijuans’ 

zhang xinyao dropping it low. that’s it. 

han peiquan: ‘look at that santa, he can dance so well but can he do this? he can play the drums but ask him to come here, can he do it? no way’ 

the entire “just go where you want” performance including their intro + mentors comments + xie xingyang’s slogans

but even more so “just go where you want” 2.0 LIVE AT THE FINALS 

- the mentors dancing along to ‘vote for me xoxo’ during “just go where you want” 2.0 before carrying and promptly drOPPING zhou shen onto the floor before the rest of them pretend like nothing happened in time for the ending pose 

- “when i’m with you”, “unbreakable love”, “just go where you want” > the actual theme song all day every day 

- don't be shy @/tencent , give me all the clips of gan wangxing singing jing long's “lost you” (diu le ni) + more of the both of them dancing to crab dance backstage

- zhou shen, to shao mingming on the verge of having a meltdown over mean comments about him as practice for “i don’t care” stage: ‘do you want to hear the next comment?’ shao mingming, as the others start laughing: ‘plEASE NO’ zhou shen, reading the comment anyway: ‘he only knows how to cry’ cue maniac laughter from all of them 

- just hanjiang, really 

zhang xinyao, on “feng ding” stage: ‘it was so good. also i wanna add hanjiang you look like huluwa’

to wu yuheng after “i don’t care” team’s performance: ‘there’s only one word to describe you - handsome. first time i saw you i went, woah, handsome. saw you on stage performing - woah, handsome. seriously, handsome’ 

xue bayi, backstage: ‘i think he’s said that to me too’ 

when called up at 2nd eliminations: ‘what’s manga-like man?’ another trainee: ‘ means you look like you came out of a manga’ zhou zhennan: ‘yeah it’s like fei yang yang came out of the page into real life’ 

domineering ceo with all of them either screaming or looking mildly uncomfortable 

literally scREAMING to get people to join “zui kuen” team 

more importantly hanjiang’s dad imitating him scream to get people to join “zui kuen” team to a dAMN T 

- patrick: ‘hello everyone i am your ocean prince patrick!’ wu hai: ‘and i am the ocean’ [for non-chinese speaking fans of chuang, the hai 海 in wu hai means ocean] + the continuation of this on wu hai’s dorm diary

- “unbreakable love” 2.0 !!!! put it on spotify right now !!!!!

- da-geTM bo yuan 

fu sichao, on bo yuan getting 9th for 2nd eliminations: ‘that feeling when your own old man (laughs for a bit) when your old man gets a really good grade, it’s indescribable happiness’

amu: ‘bo yuan’s like my grandpa, and he might as well be’  

eisho’s ‘bo yuan gege’ 

hiroto getting other trainees to call him da-ge on dorm diary but having bo yuan as his da-ge 

or alternatively, yuan-shu [uncle yuan], as seen after using the term fanersai（凡尔赛）[literally means versailles, a slang that means the same thing as flexing / humblebragging in english] 

- gan wangxing unintentional comedian

han peiquan, on his first impressions of gan wangxing: ‘he’s such so good-looking, and then he opens his mouth (disbelievingly rolls his eyes) i almost died right there’ 

on being 11th for 2nd eliminations: ‘in the past, my life plan was that after graduating from university, i’d find a stable job and live a nine-to-five life. and i used to fantasize that in my future i’d be able to find a wife early, drive a car to bring her travelling, we can listen to some music and lift our heads to see the stars’ 

other trainees: laughing and going ‘oOHHHH’, notably including xie xingyang: ‘he’s still fantasizing!’ 

also other trainees, after seeing the video his family sent to cheer him on: ‘where’s the wife? where’s the wife!’ 

also ‘hello, look at me’ coming up everytime he shows up

case in point - the mentors erupting into laughter when gan wangxing steps forward to do his evaluation, notably zhou zhennan: ‘kill me with it!’ [i’m not sure how to translate what he actually said in a better way than that], nene following up by simply going ‘hello’, zhou zhennan immediately picking it up while still laughing: ‘look at me’

holding the umbrella for nene at the end of “it’s raining and i’m thinking of you” stage just for all the trainees backstage to go ‘why’s it you!’ 

Very Passionately telling gong jun what jing long taught him on singing

- ‘andy lau has come to visit our zoo!’ 

- wu yuheng’s quest for chilli sauce in his dorm diary:

wu yuheng and fu sichao terrorising a staff member for chilli sauce until the staff goes to wu yuheng ‘if you wake him (fu sichao) up every morning i’ll make sure you get your chilli sauce’ to which fu sichao says to wu yuheng ‘you know what chilli sauce isn’t that great let’s go’ 

wu yuheng straight up drinking zhou keyu’s chilli sauce because i could never 

- liu yu confessing to lin mo as a dare from shao mingming but lin mo’s in the toilet so liu yu has to awkwardly do it standing outside the cubicle door while shao mingming and xue bayi eat the drama up 

- oscar’s reaction to people finding out his real name + the entire ‘xiong xiong’ saga 

- lelush with a pearl earring 

- rikimaru moments that deserve a segment of their own 

having the first comment on his first solo performance be ‘drop your skincare routine’ [essentially] because the mentors didn’t have anything to critique on his performance 

at the start of his speech at 3rd eliminations, when it was clearly evening: ‘good morning’ 

getting very sad over the fact that yumeri didn't send him a video to cheer him on + being jealous every time someone's sister showing up in the videos

- speaking of sisters, the guys simping over amu's sisters + amu, asking the mentors when trainees had the chance to dedicate a few words to each other during the final livestream: 'can my sisters come next year?'

- santa, on preparation for nana party stage: ‘she (mao xiaotong) learnt the choreography really fast, and even if she made mistakes she’ll be like *makes cute expressions* so even when she did i’d be like “it’s ok! no problem!” she’s so cute’ the staff interviewing him: ‘is this the santa we know?’ 

- “the adventure” team making fun of their female guest before finding out said female guest was meng meiqi aka goddess incarnate AND had been watching them make fun of her through the cameras 

- lin mo’s bat song

- xie xingyang discreetly stealing food from the staff on their movie night that was originally supposed to only be for those who used their beans before a whole group of them [led by jing long, consisting of xie xingyang, wei ziyue, hu yetao and others] just go and outright take it with nine hugging the staff member to let them take the food that entire bts video is a mess and you know what? that’s what i’m here for

- zhou zhennan’s constant ‘wtf’ face 

- that chuang x GQ beach video 

- gong jun’s entire time on chuang, but especially the moments with zhou shen. felt like a fever dream tbh 

[orsuliya]

Ok, that thing you said about XQ putting SHE on his knees. Like... Could you please continue? Purely for scientific reasons *coughs*

I think we should be less concerned about Xiao Qi putting Song Huaien on his knees and more about him abstaining from doing so, even when he absolutely should have insisted. For Song Huaien's own good and for that of all of Cheng! Much evil might have been avoided, had Song Huaien been put down properly in episode 38. Alas!

See, Ningshuo soldiers are no courtiers. When they kneel, they mean it, and only ever do so in very specific circumstances. In fact, there are only two reasons why a Ningshuo soldier might kneel: following Xiao Qi's example and asking for absolution. Ah, no, sorry, there's a third one. Officer Grandpa doesn't shy from using any tool at his disposal when begging Commander Liu to open the gates. And even then kneeling is his second-to-last solution, the last being open mutiny.

In episode 3. the troops may go to their knees before Daddy Emperor, but only after they see their Prince doing so. And not even immediately after; there is quite a considerable interval during which nobody moves. It's not that obvious at first, unless you pay attention to the soldiers holding Mojiao's reins, but it's there alright, serving as a pointed reminder that Ningshuo Army bends only to its commander's will. Same thing with episode 62. - those six soldiers dressed in mourning whites start to move only once Xiao Qi's knee hits the ground. And as we know rather well, if Xiao Qi doesn't deem it necessary to kneel, everybody stays perfectly upright, showing absolutely no kneeling reflex no matter what illustrious person (or edict) they might be facing.

It is also doubtful that kneeling is an acceptable form of greeting among Ningshuo men. Xiao Qi goes "Aw, shucks!" the moment Song Huaien goes down instead of saying hello like a normal person during his long-awaited visit to Yuzhang Manor in episode 65., but more importantly, we don't see anybody but the officers kneel when faced with their miraculously resurrected Dawang in episode 60. And those officers have a very specific purpose on their minds; they're asking Xiao Qi to forgive them for their inaction or, precisely, for being too slow with their mutiny. This is also the reason why Song Huaien kneels once left alone with Xiao Qi in episode 65. He's openly begging for punishment and subsequent absolution. Whether he's sincere - and he may very well be! - makes no real difference; it's clear that this is the way it works in Ningshuo: you do something wrong, you kneel and wait for judgement. Only Xiao Qi isn't playing ball this time, rather coldly telling Huaien to get up and even bodily turning away (!) from him. Sorry, Huaien, no absolution for you, you've made your choice and now you have to live with it.

But what about the first wedding? Song Huaien and his soldiers go to their knees, the latter following their commander's example, even though there is no Xiao Qi in vicinity and neither have they commited any great sin they'd need to ask forgiveness for. Or have they...? According to Awu they absolutely have and she exerts so much mental pressure on poor Huaien that he can't help but agree with her assessment.

It's fascinating to see his gradual journey closer and closer to the floor as she rips into him, no holds barred. He goes from polite bowing to scraping and bowing while on his knees, feeling more and more guilty for Awu's predicament, if only due to male solidarity.

Clearly Huaien can be made to kneel for Xiao Qi's sins, he's all too eager to kneel for his own imaginary ones, the problem is he's never made to kneel for his very real crimes related to the corruption scandal. At this point I'm pretty sure he was lying to Xiao Qi's face in episode 38., at least about that one chest of birthday gifts. He's acting way too hasty when he proposes to go and deal with those nasty independent servants right in that very minute and way, way too pleased once Xiao Qi changes the subject to Yuxiu. I don't believe for a second that he'd smile with such obvious relief had he not done something truly untoward and then gotten away with it. There's also a suspicious amount of nervous gulping going on during that conversation and even his emotional reactions over that blasted chest of goodies read as "Damn, that was close and for what!".

The problem with Xiao Qi letting Song Huaien go isn't that it's a clear obstruction of justice. Nobody cares about that, certainly not Potato, who is kinda the highest authority around (and isn't that a hoot!). No, the problem is that Song Huaien gets away with a crime without ever being forced to acknowledge - even to himself! - that he's done something wrong. That kneel-and-wait-for-forgiveness routine is good for one thing: it forces a person to admit to their culpability. The lack of any such thing opens a wholly different can of worms.

If the most that Song Huaien gets for corruption and lies is a warning and even that warning sounds more like an expression of concern than any real admonishment, then what else might be fine in Xiao Qi's eyes? Lusting after his wife certainly seems to be! That Xiao Qi does not approve of Huaien's little weaknesses and only his affection for him stays his hand, making him give his little brother a chance to improve himself - just as he did with Huaien's crush on Awu - is neither here nor there. With either of Hu siblings or Tang Jing it would have been fine, since they don't need any external help to keep their hearts in the right place nor their consciences clear. Song Huaien, on the other hand, is a bloody conformist. The moment Xiao Qi stops keeping him on the straight and narrow, it's all over. That one moment of Xiao Qi's weakness borne of affection and old habits - if I'm right and Huaien had really started out as an aide-de-camp - destroyed any chance of Su Yi Bo holding onto any kind of moral standard patterned after Xiao Qi's own after the latter is supposedly dead, thus making him into an an easy target for further corruption and Wang brainwashing.

Dammit, Xiao Qi, you really should have made him kneel!

[backhugtrope]

연모

ok i literally just finished the king’s affection (along with quite a bit of red wine, cheers) and actually i enjoyed it thoroughly! at first i thought it was kinda like a less good love in the moonlight. but it def became its own thing in the end, and i appreciate it for what it is.

gotta say though rowoon does NOT have park bo-gum’s power i don’t make the rules, it’s true. he’s ok and he was good in this role but i don’t know if i’ll ever be a rowoon “fan”. i’ll keep watching him try to change my mind though

park eun bin was not a convincing man but at the same time she really was?? i can’t describe it….she was great tho loved her

oh lord, the grandpa bad guy. why is the most evil character in a sageuk always an old minister of something. what was even his motive except want power, be evil? whatever, he was a classic sageuk antagonist

i so rarely get SLS but man……kwakki had me feeling so bad for him (ok i first saw nam yoon-su in extracurricular and his character name stuck with me for some reason so he’s eternally kwakki to me sorry) he’s truly one of the good ones, loyal to the end even after being rejected… that scene in the finale when he was eating candy alone on the hill…. and then the scene on the beach??? cousin or not i personally would’ve taken those red shoes and run away with him when he offered but i guess that’s just me

that said i loooved that rowoon confessed his love while genuinely thinking dami was a guy. like. it’s SO much better when the guy just accepts he’s bi and goes with it (coffee prince set that bar high). they just love who they love...that’s how it should be

his brief noble idiocy in agreeing to marry that girl pissed me off so much though. kwakki punching him for it was SO SATISFYING

what was the point of the hot bodyguard. just eye candy i guess? well. when it comes to mysterious attractive bodyguards with a secret kwak dong-yeon did it better amirite

how did dami survive the poison at the end? at first i was thinking it was the pill she popped that rowoon gave her but it was never mentioned so? good for her, but why did she live

i’m glad she didn’t stay on and rule as the king. OR queen. she wanted to be free to live her own life and she got what she wanted. kwakki as king made me a bit sad tho i hope he found a nice queen :(

[chaoticriderlessb]

Plo Koon: My dear child, I did warn you about pulling such late nights.... Now, look what you've done. You look like you're about to pass out, and it's not even 7:00, yet.

Sha Koon: I tried to tell her to lay off so much caffeine and sugar, but she refused to listen to me.

Me: Coffee is my sanity and staying-awake potion! I need it! As for sugar, I haven't been eating as much as you say.

Bo Keevil: ....I watched her eat bits of her Easter chocolate, yesterday. After that, she joined her family for birthday cake and cookies.

Me: We were celebrating my grandpa's birthday!

Bo Keevil: ....Still too much sugar.

Me: Bo, I love you, but I swear, you hate me.

Gnost Dural: It seems like her coffee intake has greatly increased, as of late, instead of her usual two cups.

Me: Not you, too, Master Gnost!

Tol Braga: She has also become lazy in both body and mind. Very good thing school for her begins, tomorrow.

Me: Ok, now I know you hate me, Master Tol. What is this, Pick On Mika for her Recent Actions Day?

Plo Koon: We are not picking on you, but we are concerned. You leave me no choice.... All in favor of having our dear child cut back on her caffeine, sugar, and laziness?

*Everyone raises a hand*

Me: I'm starting to think you all hate...me.... *nearly passes out from exhaustion*

Plo Koon: Bed. Immediately.

Me: Yes, Sir....

[witchy-mel]

Pt.8 of iBerleezy's funny/relatable Bully quotes

Episodes 14-15

"Hhhhhhhhhhattrick."

"Mr. Hattrick be on all types of bull."

"What did he just say? He said: 'I just broke up with my chick and I'm gonna take it all out on your face'? Huh? What you mean by that? Explain it."

"How was I supposed to tell that lady that her dog just got abused and attacked? I can't tell her that. Sorry I can't find him I tried...👀"

"He was finna get really disrespectful. He said: 'You ain't in Bullworth no more! Tell yo momma-'. I'm like woooah, what do you know about my mom? I haven't seen her in a year. What do you know that I don't?"

"Did y'all hear him? SoMeTiMeS, mY fArTs SmElL lIkE wEt HoTdOgS. Why? why? stop."

"Think about all the things that Jimmy do that is illegal. If somebody saw you up here, Jimmy, you're going to juvey."

"The gym is burning, what the hell? Is it? IT REALLY IS! WHAT?"

"...Um...That's kinda serious, don'tcha think? Like somebody who don't even go here came to the school and lit the whole gym on fire, putting everybody life at risk. And y'all idiots just back in here throwing some pig skin. Here, take this*sprays Juri w/fire extinguisher*. You take that too*sprays Bo w/fire extinguisher*. Y'all some dumbasses."

"So just because y'all think I did it, I gotta really go around and fix everything. Like that's crazy to me. This is not in my tuition."

"TATTOOS?!😮😮😮😮"

"I hate that I have to hear all of their insults. Like I can't just ride by and not care..."

"That's booboo all over his fresh shirt, shorts, and face."

"What y'all think he smell like? ...uH,sH*T! wHaT dO yOu ThInK bErLeEzY?"

"Look at how much doodoo is just sittin' on his shoulder though..."

"'I always get my man. That didn't sound gay, did it?' What???"

"Ok, we get it Clint. Good move. You're hilarous. You get all the b*tches..."

"Do y'all hear these square bears talking to me? ThAt TaTtO wOn'T lOoK gOoD wHeN yOu'Re A gRaNdPa!1!1!1 I don't care when I'm a grandpa! You think I'm gonna be worried about tattos? I'm gonna be worrying about BOObooing and breathing properly. Both them functions will be difficult. I don't care about how I look...change my dipaer."

"'Oh yeah they do, everyone hates, you're all awful.' I definately hate y'all(preps)..."

The end. I'm guessing part 9 will be the last one of the series. For parts 9, I might not include the episode 17 because it's only 17 minutes and it's a continuation of episode 16, but idk. Depends if I need more quotes to fill up the post if ep.16 doesn't have a lot.

[hogwartsambientfeverdream]

The story of a flower

H used to hate her freckles. Tiny little specks of colour splattered all over her face an her body. They always reminded her of how much she looks like her dad and not her mom. Her mother have them too, but not like her father. People would call her by her dad’s name when younger for fun, to point out how much they look like each other and how cute this is... She never really blamed or disliked him for that, she just really wanted to look like a different person.

It wasn’t the resemblance that bothered her though... She loves her dad. Besides, calling the kids by their parents names when younger to insinuate how much they look like them was quite frequent in her big family. Both her older cousins had the same fate with their father; But why did it botherd her so much? 

Her family is huge. She especially loved the summers because everyone would gather at their grandparents’ for at least 2 weeks. She loved it! Lots of cousins running around playing and screaming. Sure, they were not allowed to use magic but they would secretly hide from the parents and try out some stuff. The older ones would always show them new tricks and especially after starting to join Hogwarts. One time their grandfather caught them and he laughed proudly. She remembers that he started shedding some tears but no one else remembers that... But she could swear she saw it... 

She especially loved her older cousin. She loved him maybe as much as her sister. She was his protégée. He would always share secrets with her under the bedsheets long past bed time. He would always tell her the new spells he learned at school and would give her advice for when her time would come. He was the first one to talk to about the houses in Hogwarts. After her sister was sorted in Ravenclaw and her other cousin in Slytherin, she started fearing that she would not be sorted in Gryffindor either. Everyone anticipated for the kids to be sorted in Gryffindor, since there was a huge tradition with Gryffindor in their family. But everything changed with them. And then she started fearing about not sleeping next to her family at night. That Cristmas holiday, she told her cousin about it and that she had it for granted that she would sleep closely to him or her sister so that they could protect her if she had any bad dreams. He laughed in the most sweet way possible and hugged her.

“I’m pretty sure you will be sorted in Gryffindor don’t worry...”, he said

“But how do you know? We said the same for everyone else and now what?”, 10year old H answered.

“The thing is though, that after entering Hogwarts and understanding how things work, I personally never anticipated for them to be sorted in Gryffindor.. I was sad that I would not play Quidditch in the same team as my brother, sure, but he does indeed belong to Slytherin. And the same goes for your sister.. She does indeed belong to Ravenclaw... Even your mom did, i think, but that’s another story. But you are different that them.. You are truly brave.. You haven’t realised it yet but you are...”

She felt better at that time and she slept very well... For once she didn’t have any nightmares that night. But then she started thinking about it... But why? Why was she brave? And how can you tell from an 10 year old kid that they are brave...

The summer before entering Hogwarts she realised what her cousin was talking about. It all came together. Being annoyed by the resemblance to her dad, relatives calling her by his name, the nightmares... And then for the first time, she expressed to her mom something that never made sense to her.

It was around June. Her sister and cousins had not yet come back from Hogwarts. It was Saturday. She remembers because her mom wasn’t at work. She was home cooking, while she was there at the kitchen with her drawing. Her dad was not there... She doesn’t remember why.. Maybe something to do with his job... The sun was very bright and their home was full of light. She, as always, was drawing her mother’s colourful plants.

“Mom, why am I not named after a flower?”, she asked while finishing the small lavenders at her drawing paper.

“What do you mean, sweetheart?”, her mother turned to her quite confused..

“Well, you know... Both Lily and Rose are named after flowers, right? Why not me?”

“Because, you are a bo...”, Hermione stopped her phrase almost scared. But not scared of what H meant, but scared that she would harm her own child... “What do you mean by that, love? James and Albus are not named after flowers...”, she said smiling while she approached her and holded her little hands gently.

“Well, yes I know that... But, I am not like them... I am like Lilly and Rose... I am like my sister, right?”, H answered.

Hermione looked at her child with all the love she has ever felt for anyone and smiled at her.

“Yes love, your are like them”, she said and hugged her.

That night H couldn’t sleep. She got up and left her room. At first she went to Rose’s room and laid down on her bed. She often did this when Rose was away at Hogwarts. Her room calmed her. It was like she was there hugging her and reassuring her that the nightmare was only a bad dream and nothing else. But even then she couldn’t sleep. 

She got up again and decided to go to her parents’ room to sleep with them like how she would snuggle in between them when she was a little kid. As she was approaching the room she saw the light turned on and she heard someone crying soflty. When she finally approached the half opened door she saw her mother crying and her dad holding her compassionately.

“It’s ok, we love her and she knows that! Everything will be fine! As long as she has us by her side everything will be fine!”, her dad said

“No, it’s not that easy... You don’t understand! The Wizarding World is sooo closed minded and ignorant! I had to fight for elves rights only recently in the ministry! We had to fight for blood purity only 20years ago Ron! You know I love our world but muggles are far ahead in those things! James and his friends were ridiculed when they joined Wizarding Pride in Hogsmeade! And even that only happened 5 years ago! And let’s not start thinking about the absence of laws relevant to these matters! They will make her life a living hell!”, Hermione said in pure agony still not able to hold her tears...

Ron was looking at her troubled, realizing how true everything that Hermione said was true. Memories of his, words, jokes, weird looks... Everything... The wizarding world was extremely ignorant in those matters... Even he was, before spending time traveling in the muggle world with Hermione. She was right... Things were getting a little better and that’s all thanks to new muggle-born kids entering the community, but still... Maybe for gay people sure, but not for trans... And especially not for trans kids like H. 

“What are we going to do?”, he said with a sad face while his eyes were beginning to tear up.

“I trust no one here.. Believe it or not... I am going to London first thing on Monday... I’ll start making calls tomorrow morning in case we know any specialist in London already familliar with our world... If not, then I don’t care even if I am arrested for accidentally revealing myself... Right now we have no time searching if anything like that is possible the magical way... I don’t trust it... I am going back to where I am more familiar with...”, she answerded, and for the first time H saw an unfamiliar determination in her mother’s eyes... Her mother was always driven and vigorous in what she wanted to do, but this time was different. "And it's not just that... We also need to find a way even for us.. For the whole family. We need to talk to your parents, your siblings... Everyone.. This is not going to be easy you know...", she continued.

“I know. I think Rose is already there... Long before H talked... The same goes for James, too. I think the bigger part will be my parents. They will need some time but I think they will understand and accept the situation.”, Ron said and looked at Hermione with love and realisation. “But either way, we will make it! We will make it together, as we always did! And as for the laws you mentioned, that means we have a new fight ahead of us! But we will make it! Things will change no matter what! There are already people out there talking about these matters. Ideas are already been pushed forward... We will help to make the change happen!”, her dad answered equally determined.

She want back to her sister’s bed feeling sad but happy at the same time... Sad because she couldn’t understand what the problem was and because she saw for the first time her mother crying and even almost her dad; but still happy, because she felt more loved than any other day, even though they didn’t tell her anything, they didn’t even realise that she was listening to them. She laid down under her floral sheets and looked outside the window. Hugging her purple teddy bear, she peacefully fall asleep while gazzing at all the hortensias, roses and azaleas on the ledge. 

The next few days were busy. Her parents were all over the place and they often called her grandparents to take care of her while away for business. At first they acted a liitle strange for some reason she could not understand... Although she was finally happy to hear them call her H and not by her birth name. After around 10 days or maybe 2 weeks, her mom told her that they would go to London together.

And so they did. She always loved going to the muggle world. Grandpa always talked about how fascinating muggles are, her mom was muggle born and even uncle Harry used to live there when he was younger. Her, James and Lily would have the best time exploring the muggle world.

She was so excited! Her mom said that they would visit a friend of her’s and have a picnic outside in the sun. She wore her favorite pink curduroy trousers which Rose gave her and her favorite little backpack, on which she had embroidered litlle lavenders with her grandma. 

The day was amazing and it passed without her realizing it. They had rasberry juice and fruit salad. They discussed a lot of fascinating things and she really liked her mother’s friend. He was a doctor and he was very sweet and funny. He even gave her a little bracelet which he made with seashells that he had gathered from his travels around the mediterranean. 

On the way home her mom picked some pretty flowers for her.

“Did you have a good time today?”

“Yeah! It was really nice actually! And your friend was really funny! I really liked him!”, H answered with a calm smile on her face.

“That’s really great to hear, you know. We will be seeing him in the future for quite some time, if that’s ok with you”, Hermione smiled back relieved that she made a good choice. Luna is always trustworthy in those matters.

“So, about the conversation we had earlier... Does that mean I can have a flower name too?”, H turned to her mother full of anticipation.

“Of course! This is the first thing we will take care of!”, Hermione answered happily. “You can pick any name you like, sweetheart! At any time. No rush.”, she said as she caressed her little hand lovingly.

The following September she boarded the Hogwarts Express holding hands with James and Rose. They sat side by side in the cabin with the rest of her cousins and she didn’t even realise when they had arrived. This was the first day that she met so many new people, which she loved because she got to introduce herself with her beautiful flower name. 

And then, it was time for the sorting ceremony. She was quite afraid, but then she remembered what James told her last year. Besides, Weasleys nowadays were sorted all over, not ony Gryffindor, which meant that even if she was not sorted where she wanted, she would at least be with family. 

“Hortensia Granger-Weasley”, the professor announced and she immediately rushed to the stool while looking at Rose, who was looking at her nearly crying of how proud she was of her little sister.

“Hah! We have the younger Granger-Weasley! Hmmm!!! The decision is quite clear, yees! I think GRYFFINDOR will learn so much from you and your bravery!”, the hat yelled and she ran straight to James’ open arms.

Years later and she eventually came to terms with her freckles. Nowadays she loves the fact that she looks like her dad, whom she objectively finds quite handsome. Nowadays she knows why she hated the freckles in the first place, and the resemblance, and the fact that everyone called her “Little Ron”.

Thanks to her parents and the new found community of people like her, which in a way started considering a second family, though, she can be the girl she is. It wasn’t without struggles, however. It took her parents’ and uncle’s power fuelled by a huge wave of protests of queer wizarding people to pass new bills. And she was lucky that her family is so influential. During the time that her mother was raging in the ministry trying to find files that she could use, she found a lot! Suggestions for equality bills, for gender recognition laws, for abolition of gender dormitories in Hogwarts, complaints of mistreatment of younger queer wizards, accusations of violence and other similar records. Nothing had passed. The wizarding community in the U.K was so conservative in those issues that had even caused individuals or even whole wizarding families to move somewhere else, more friendly and accepting of their loved ones. Even gay people of power (most of them closeted) kept their mouth shut publically so that they would not lose their influence. And that was sad to say the least, her parents thought, especially considering the impact their voice could have in the wizarding community. 

The wizarding world was finally changing, but not without important losses. It took so many years but queer wizarding people could finally start to breath more freely. The fight was not over, but at least they had hope. And hope gave them strength to keep on fighting!

P.S.: The idea for a trans character in my fanfiction pieces was formed when J.K.Rowling first retweeted some problematic stuff, back in December. I wanted to right it back then, but hey.. laziness... hehe... I always wanted to implement more queer characters (Adrianne is one) but I never had clear ideas of who and how. 

If you think that what i did is offensive to the source material, truly, i don’t care. If you did not like it just leave. This is not the fanfic for you. I am not here to debate trans issues with people who don’t get it. All I want is to celebrate LGBTQIA+ people, and i will be happy to discuss with queer people who have thoughts. 🦋💖

As for the whole J.K.Rowling recent story, i have this to say. The wizarding world does not belong to J.K.Rowling anymore! It belongs to everyone! The Harry Potter universe is so alive because of the fans and no one else! The fans preserve the spark with their art and fanfiction! And this is evident, since no one listens to what Rowling says anymore about the lore! The wizarding world was made quite conservative due to its author but the acceptance, inclusivity and change comes from the fans. We are the ones who wrote fanfics about gay couples and characters of colour, we are the ones that imagined ourselves in the story, not J.K. . Wizarding World is not Rowling’s anymore, it’s ours! So no matter what she says and what she believes we will continue to do what we do best! Expand the boundaries of the consrvative world she had once created and make it fully our own. 

Happy Pride Month everyone

Love 💖🧡💛💚💙💜

[101flavoursofweird]

Secret injuries would be interesting for some good Flora angst

((Thank you for the suggestion and I’m sorry this is late! I already used the ‘Secret Injuries’ prompt for Rook and Bishop whump... so I decided to add this to my new series about Flora— Put Yourself Back In The Narrative. It still contains Flora whump and angst... Flora secretly misses the professor and Luke, but Kat helps her realise that she’s not alone in that regard! This also contains some criticism of Layton’s decisions during the Relics investigation from Flora’s perspective. I hope that’s ok! 

Spoilers for the anime and most of the series below! It starts with Flora writing a couple of letters...))

- 

Em,

It's a relief to hear that the agency aren't involved... I still can't believe the professor never mentioned them! After everything you and Uncle have told me, I hope we never cross paths with those vultures. Don't worry— I memorised Grosky's phone number and I made sure Fen and Kitty did too.

Though, at the same time, it's disappointing that we've you've exhausted another lead. 

Where will you be investigating next? Is there anyone else who might hold a grudge against the professor? All of the people I can think of are in prison... well, except for one, but he wrote to me insisting he isn't the perpetrator. I'd be more inclined to believe him if he spoke to me in person!

Maybe you could come home and help us track him down? Kitty said she misses her favourite aunt!

And we could make up some better codenames while you're here.

You stay safe too!

Flora

-

To Our Wise Guardian,

Thank you for searching for our reclusive father and looking after our restless uncle.

I trust Miss Altava with my life. If she believes the agency aren’t to blame, then I believe her. I don't care what she did in the past anymore then I care about Uncle's past. She wants to find the professor just as much as he does.

Please remind Uncle of that, and don't let him burn down any trees. Climate change is a real thing.

If you aren't having any joy with the Azran sites, maybe you should take a break. (It sounds like Uncle needs it!) There’s a park just across the road from us where you could land the Bos airship.

Fen would love to talk to Uncle about this device he's been working on. And Kitty has been begging for some new books...

Until next time,

The Layton Clan

-

Dear Brenda & Clark,

We're doing alright here, though we'd be lost without Rosa!

Alfendi has been given some extra time to complete his end-of-year project. At Kat's last parents’ evening, her teachers said she can be quiet in class but other than that, they're pleased with her progress. 

Yes, Grandma Lucille is home now— we went to visit her and Grandpa Roland the other day. I just received Kuri is still with her family in Japan.

I feel awful for Marina's family... Please tell them that they're welcome here in England as well. I'm sure that wherever they are, Luke will protect Marina with his life.

...Arianna mentioned Tony's wedding. We'll all have to go dress shopping together. Kat's already decided she wants a yellow dress. (You might have some competition, Brenda!) Can Clark help Al choose a suit? He's a nightmare to shop for!

We can't wait to see you both. If you need help with the move, just give us a call.

Love,  

Flora, Al & Kat xoxo

-

Dear Arianna,

Don't worry about the late reply! You should see my desk— there are SO many letters I haven't even opened yet! I wish I really wish Luke was here. He’s so much more organised than I am...

I miss him too—

-

The ink was smudged from Flora’s tears. She tried to hide it by scribbling out the last line, but there was no saving the letter now. Sniffing, she crumpled the paper into a tight ball and threw it at her bedroom wall. She didn’t bother aiming for the overflowing plastic bin.

What a waste. If Alfendi or Kat had done that, she would have tutted at them. They couldn’t afford to be wasteful, even with the emergency savings their father had left them… 

Flora squeezed her black fountain pen (a twenty-first birthday gift from the professor), wishing she could snap it in half. 

He had planned for this. He knew he’d be gone for so long and there was a chance he would never return.

Flora hadn’t come to say goodbye to he and Luke the day they set off, but Rosa had. 

“What’s the point in searching for the girl’s father, after all these years? Why take the risk? Don’t you love Kat, Professor!?”

Yes, of course he did, but he wanted to solve the mystery behind her family. Solving a puzzle about a bunch of rocks was more important than raising his daughter, apparently. He had adopted Kat and now he was leaving her behind. 

Flora huffed out a tearful laugh. She, more than anyone, should have seen it coming. But she had believed (assumed) it would be different with Kat. 

The professor had taken Kat in when she was a tiny baby. A baby couldn’t be left home alone or sent to school. Parenting was a full-time job (as Flora was well aware these days). 

Luke had laughed when the professor first announced that he would be Kat’s father. 

Everyone, Flora included, had expected the majority of responsibility would fall on Rosa. Or, in Rosa’s absence, another eager friend or family member. (Grandma and Grandpa Layton, Uncle Desmond, the Monte d’Or gang…) The babysitting offers came flooding in much faster than when Alfendi was little. A newborn baby was far more appealing than a grief-stricken child.  

Flora would have helped look after her siblings even more, had she not been so busy preparing for university. 

But, in the professor’s defence, he had refused to take on any new cases and he had reduced his work hours. When he couldn’t escape his office at Gressenheller, he would bring Kat with him.

He had chosen the name ‘Katrielle’. It was an unusual name, but it went well with ‘Alfendi’. 

You would think eight-year-old Alfendi would be jealous of all the attention his new sister was receiving. It was quite the opposite. By spending more time with Kat, the professor spent more time with Alfendi; trips to the park, the library, the museum… 

Flora would join them whenever she got the chance. Kat was the glue that brought them all together. 

The professor had ‘officially’ adopted Katrielle Layton when she turned three. It seemed he had given up on finding her biological father…

And then Luke (Darn him!) had to stick his nose back in to the Relic Stones business. 

He had married Marina in secret just so they could move to England without the professor’s knowledge. Consequently, Flora had been kept in the dark too.

That hurt. After all these years, Luke still didn’t trust her. 

She could have assisted him with the investigation. She wouldn’t have told the professor… 

Luke had shut her out, along with Marina. (Poor Marina…)

Thankfully, Marina had sought out the professor as soon as Luke went missing. 

The idiot had gotten himself caught by Don Paolo. (Yes, a similar fate had befallen Flora once… when she was fifteen. Luke was twenty-five, trained in karate and he should have known better!)     

After Luke’s rescue, he was dragged back to the Layton household for a family reunion. Flora had given Luke an earful— “YOU DIDN’T INVITE US TO YOUR WEDDING AND THEN YOU ABANDONED YOUR NEW WIFE?!!”—before she hugged him. She had thought that would be the end of the whole Relics fiasco. 

She’d thought wrong.  

The professor had gotten involved after that. Family outings were pushed aside in favour of the Relics Stones. 

At Alfendi’s eighteenth birthday meal, the professor and Luke were trading research notes under the table. 

Flora found a house with her girlfriend, Kuri. The professor never once visited them, despite Flora’s many invitations. 

The day Luke left for his journey with the professor, Marina had called Flora, crying because she and Luke had fallen out. Flora had gone to comfort her. (That was the last time Flora had any contact with Marina.)

Flora didn’t blame Luke as much as the professor. Luke was a young man fresh out of university— reckless, full of heart and loyal to a fault. He had watched Kat’s birth mother die and now he wanted to scour the world for answers. But, as Arianna had said, the world was so vast… 

When Kat was born, Luke had been a student— too young to look after a baby by himself. So, the professor had accepted the role of being Kat’s parent. 

The professor couldn’t just adopt a child (three children) and run off ten years later. 

Kat wasn’t a puzzle that needed to be solved. She was a little girl.

A girl who never stopped eating sweets, but enjoyed going to the dentist if they would give her a sticker.  

A girl who still hoped Santa and the Easter Bunny were real, even if the Tooth Fairy was fiction. 

A girl who practiced her dad’s ‘detective’ poses in the mirror. 

A girl who didn’t like tea, but still insisted on drinking it.

A girl who could hold a heated debate with her older brother (eight years her senior).   

A girl whose family couldn’t afford a dog, so she stopped to pet every stray she met on the street. 

A girl who thought people would only befriend her because of her last name. A girl who feared those friends would leave her when they learned of her father’s absence. 

A girl who dreamed about her dad every night and woke up in tears.

A girl who was always trying to make her big sister smile…

“Hey, Floor…?” Kat knocked on Flora’s bedroom door, but she didn’t wait for Flora to answer. She burst in to see Flora wiping her eyes. Kat wondered, “What’s for dinner?” 

“I, erm… I thought we could have lamb stew,” Flora suggested, standing up from her desk chair. 

“Lamb stew? That’s Uncle Luke’s favourite!”

It was actually roast lamb… Flora could feel her eyes burning again. She turned away from Kat and tidied her desk. “I’ll be down in a minute,” she said distractedly. 

“I can help you clean up!” 

“Don’t worry, Kat—“

“Have you been writing more letters…?”

Flora glanced at Kat. Kat was picking up the ball of paper that had missed the bin— Arianna’s letter. Flora gasped, “Don’t...!”  

Kat, ever curious, smoothed out the letter and read it to herself. She frowned when she reached the end. 

Flora sighed. “No one was meant to read that…”

Kat carefully placed the letter on Flora’s desk. “I miss him,” Kat mumbled. “And Dad…” 

“I know…” Flora touched Kat’s head. “I do, too.” Her words were mainly intended to reassure Kat, but Flora meant it.

She missed them— both of them— so much. No matter how much they had pushed her away, she missed them and she wanted them back. 

“That’s okay,” Kat whispered, reaching up to grab Flora’s hand. She tugged Flora out of her bedroom and downstairs to where Alfendi was impatiently setting the table for dinner.  

Later, Flora would rewrite her letter to Arianna, signing off with: 

 …I miss him too. It’s okay if you ever want talk about it. I’ll be here. 

Sincerely, 

Flora 

[cinnaminsvga]

Hi hey hello, new follow here!! I just finished Body of Mine, and I’M STILL CHORTLING!!! This piece was SO charming and unique. You have a very YOU style of writing that has your signature that I very much enjoyed. First of all, I thought the roommates, magic, and shifter aus blended very well to create a unique and memorable world. Second of all, “lucky for you, Yoongi had the arm span of a toddler.” HAHAHA I’M HOWLING. You had me cackling throughout the entire piece, making BOM so enjoyable.

[cont.] “I don’t want that vermin to gain the ability to speak. I can just tell no one is going to enjoy what he has to say.” “Whoa… I didn’t know yoongi has a fucking eject button.” HAHAHA she is hilarious and the way she handles him as she tries to find his “eject button” and he gives her the wide-eyed look with his mouth agape… I can’t stop seeing the shook hamster meme HAHAHA and I loved the scene with his first transformation. The “poof” and pink smoke, how fitting haha “He was incredibly wide; it

[cont.] almost made no sense that he was a hamster just a few seconds ago. What did he do, bench press sunflower seeds all day?” and “C’mon, human! Bring me your finest garments because my handsomely sculpted testicles are starting to shrivel up from the cold.” HAHAHA THE WAY YOU HAVE ME ROLLLING THOOOO!!! The humor in the fic just keeeeeps comin, “… prompting you to grad the small rodent and squeeze him like a squeaky to. (And what do you know – he even squeaks like one too!) OMGGG poor Jin HAHAHA but

[cont.] when he realizes she’s forgotten his birthday, I could feel how disappointed and hurt he was :( and the way she tries so hard to make it up to him has me endeared. You can tell she cares a lot for him, even tho he’s a rodenty brat. The scene where they’re sitting on his bed going over the rules for the 10 wishes was one of my faves. The fact that she already knows he’s going to ask for world domination and uh… bodily enlargement really alludes to just how well she understands him. Also, that

[cont.] piece of dialogue is really fucking funny HAHAH “Seokjin looks down at his crotch dejectedly.” Is he trying to tear a woman apart or something?!?! And when he makes his first wish- I about died laughing. So unexpected, but also, makes so much sense. “That little bunny bitch! Thinks he’s hot shit… I want him to finally get a taste of his own medicine! HAHAH ok, I think I’m on my third point rn, but it’s about Seokjin’s characterization. He’s SO chaotic, SO jin-esque with a dash of narcissism. You

[cont.] You killed it with his personality in this fic, bravo!! Like I know he’s the sweetest, most caring man, but will act like a him-bo to put a smile on your face and I love it! “My balls are where the ladies get their babies” HAHAH I’M CRYING WHY IS HE LIKE THIS “pink is for happiness, right?” ohhhhh boy things are about to get iiiiiiiiinteresting. And I HAVE TO ASK but… what happened that one time she penetrated his asshole with her finger?!? Lastly, that smut scene tho…. PHEW with or without that

[cont.] horny juice, I feel like seokjin would’ve delivered!!! I appreciated how attentive he was towards her pleasure, eating her out (re: appetizer HAHA) and making sure he wasn’t hurting her upon penetration. Overall, you had me laughing throughout this entire piece until the smut and then I was horny laughing. Last thing I gotta ask, but since jin’s a hamster shifter… how’s that libido tho ;) hope you are well, thank you for sharing them with us!! Pls accept all my love!! ps interesting that his

[cont.] that his transformation scent is caramel and mint.... given he has such a disdain for mint choc chip ice cream HAHAHA

WOOOOOW THIS IS SUCH A SWEET MESSAGE?? HOLY HELL THIS REALLY PUT SUCH A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE AHHHH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH YOUR COMMENTS MEAN TO ME 😭

im so happy that i was able to make you laugh a lot with this fic!! that was pretty much my biggest goal when i was writing this (i’m not a very good smut writer, so i thought that if i could focus more on the humor aspect of the fic, i could make up for what i was lacking in HAHAHA) 

thank you also for saying that i nailed his personality 😭 i love writing jin so much, mostly because i can have so much fun making him this chaotic and over-the-top character and it makes me laugh just thinking of him doing/saying these things that i write... you’re SO RIGHT THO about him acting like a himbo just to make you smile... honestly, in this fic, he was mostly just acting stupid bc he knows it makes the oc smile... deep inside, he’s an incredibly sweet and caring person (oc even mentions that he takes care of her whenever she’s feeling stressed) which just makes him even more lovable?? idk i just love him so much you have NO idea...

and thank you for horny laughing at the smut HAJSDHAJS I REALLY TRIED MY BEST AND I HOPE IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH WAHHHH SERIOUSLY THO THIS ASK GAVE ME SO MUCH LIFE THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY/WEEK/MONTH/YEAR!! I LOVE YOU

((and yes, as a hamster shifter... he’s got a sex drive like NO ONE’S business... idk how he survived months living with the oc without jumping her... just shows how much of a gentleman he actually is *sob* and yes i made his transformation scent caramel bc he’s sweet but mint bc... idk i always associate mint with old people?? HASJDHASJSAKJD NOT SAYING HES OLD BUT he do be acting like a cranky grandpa sometimes... i love that part of him tho LMAO but then again i also hate mint choco chip so... hmm... idk my brain works in mysterious ways HAHAHAH))

[iraniq]

Imagine: Little Minsk

Hello, I am 18 months and 2 days... And I am the most bad ass baby lady! And I will tell you why, not because I need to brag, but because that awesomness must be shared for you to feel bad about it.

Me and mom are a great team, but occusationally she takes several days off, because daddy is a jerk. He really is a jerk tho... Anyway.

I have been awaken, because daddy is too lazy to stretch a little more to get the water... Wtf man! I untied the cap so he can drink... There is water all over his silk shirt... He is grоwling. Ugh, curse man, I need bew words... I am 4 months speaking I can handle it.

Daddy said I was suppised to talk when I turned 1, but I didn't, because I was stuborn like mom... Who tf asks you... Anyway.

He made the big mistake of opening a door. I ran. I am being chased and yelled at. Work that but baby, as mom sais. She'd be pleased I helped him workout while she was gone. I ain't coming back tho. No way. Have to drag me back grandpa! I was found and am dragged to a place I don't wabna be... I am not even crying, it's not gonna work with daddy and I have to save some energy. Dad is grawling again.. Somwtimes I think he needs a speaking lessons... Anyway.

We are at his huuuuge wordrobe. Unfortunately the last time I ravished the place with ny baby food was noted ... What, itvs gross i wana ice cream too, you eat the mashed pumpkins... Now there are fences. I was being told there is a running electricity... Who'd do that to a child... I am not gonna try tho, the Joker doesn't bluf.

I am now put on a small soft couch. Me liky. Are those diamonds. Better taste some. Do you wanna eat one daddy? Why are you unhappy, you said I can do whatever I want, as long as I sit there... Jfc man, make your mind! Anyway....

He is now trying clothes on. I give him the silent treatment and looking away to the ugly ones. I was being called "feisty like your mother" and I said "then you should've pick one of your hookers instead" as mom likes to say... Well I can't form all these words yet, but I thought of it, very strongly.

Oh, he picked a look. I better clap so he'd know i like it. I am an amazibg judge!

- It's pronounced "Clown" pumpkin pie. Why all the baby talk, you are big now.

That's what I keep on telling you, old man. I was changed into a purple dress and gold shoes matching his purple suit ans gold shoes....

He forgot to put pants... Again... I am guessing we are not going out... wait we are, he is going back. Time to mock laugh at him.

Bad decision. I have been left outside the room alone! Time to annoyingly cry. Take some breath in, ready... G...

Wait... Did i just said....

Left

Outside

Alone...

Alone!

Run!... Run, bitch run!

Omg... I am free...

Break that vase... Was ugly anyway!

That metal armor will sound so good falling down the staris... Damn noice, I have been located!

Another attempt on breaking the aqarium... Damn you aqarium! I threw my shoe at it. These baby shoe makers are getting sloppy. The shoes are easier to get off! It should be harder.

Keep on running...

Left...

Right...

Oooh... Stop. A shelf. Must shake it! Oh yeah, shake it baby! Still not aure what that means, daddy didn't exactly explained. Note to ask daddy!

Oh...

Daddy finally found me... I officilaly hate that shelf. Somwthing fell on me while I was shaking it... I am being rocked up and forth... I think I will have a hole in my head. Don't like it... Now I am sitting on the stairs and am watching daddy's preperations to pish the shelf downstairs... Me liky.

Oh...

Didn't liek it too nosy... Daddyyyyy you had to get the shit out of it.. Jerk! Anyway...

I have a baby patch with a little joker on it. I is a pretry lady.

At last, daddy understands me! The purple lamborghini isn't made for baby chairs. Score for us. Mom will kill us if she finds out.

- Don't tell mommy hobey bee... She'll kill us if she finds out.

I got you daddy. I opened a door in the car. It's mommy's foot stash. Another score for me! I tried one waffle. Oh, damn, amazing! Daddy!?

I am feeding daddy now, he doesn't even see what I am giving him. Must search for some trash to put in his mouth...

- You...

I laughed victorious. There was some odd leftover in a bag. Must be gross, felt gross when I touched it. Dadsy had to stop and cough it out. Count that as a win!

Awww a romantic date! It's big and shiny building. Daddy said robery can't do itself. And that I must get handy already. I was a very good distraction for the guards. Such a pretry girl, got all the looks. Also I can run in heals.

Yaaay... The vault is open! Get the goodies! I ran towards the gold, but daddy caught me and said I will need a new patch if I go there... Nope! I am now running towards the jewlery pile his odd dressed people are making.

- Aaa... Awamp...

- Diamond!

- Daddy...

- Yes, daddy... Thats diamond.

- Awamp...

- Diamond!

Don't yell at me... That's exactly what I siad. And I am not taking аny kind of remarks from people who can't match a lipstick with the rest of their clothes.

I am now pissed, daddy can't talk properly and somwhow it's my fault. I will scream and cry now! I hope it echoes and you feel bad.

Ugh... Daddy just left me there.... Jerk! Mom was right! ...

At least his people keep the feisty me happy by adding more shiny stuff to the pile.

You will see daddy, I wilk eat the biggest diamond and cry and mom will blame you! How about that!

- Whaaaaaat! - he yelled back.

- Abhapf... Dadaaa... - you her me! Dammit why I sound like this.

- Why you sound like this?

I shruged.

Dunno man, it is so flawless in my head... I blame you!

Omg... Is that bats? Daaaaaady! I screamed. He made all fall asleep. Don't come closer pervert! I threw a big peral ring at him. I will fight you!

- Oh, batsy... You met my offspring.

I was picked up and shoved in bats' face. I am fabulous, you peasant. I burped in his face. He got the memo. Me and daddy laighed.

Oh...

I saw a thing I liked.

- Wanna! - I pointed at daddy, he must please me, like now...

- Ok then.

I've been handed over to bats. He loons uglier from up close. I will take your mask now... Ugh... How you take it off? What if i slap you! I laughed, bo reaction. Ugh... Where is the switch... A zip maybe... Aaah... I don't wanba know he is probably ugly beneath that... Where did daddy go?

Oh no!

- Aaaaaah... Daddaaaa... - I cried. It's high, daddy is there I don't like it. I is crying now... Bats, take him down... I wanna daddy.

- Dadaaa... Wanna.

- I am taking it now, shut it.

- I think she wants you back, Joker.

Oh... Where did you get that deep voice bats... I am impressed. Wait, I was crying for daddy!

Oh...

Bats is swinging me... Me likes! Daddy... I see his green hair. He is coming back. Quick, do sonwthing. I hugged bats.

- Wow, somwone is natural with kids.

- Oh...

I LAUGHED! WIN!

- Don't worry bats, it's just a diamond in your nose. Will fall on its one in several days.

See me daddy, I won. Better kiss daddy. Just in case.

On my head was put a tiny crown. It was about time you... Do I look good? Daddy...take a picture! Where is that damn phone when I need it. Don't put it in the far away picket... I saw you... Jerk! I am telling mom... And i will cry on our way home! You'll see! ... At least mon makes mice selfies.

I am presenting a displeaced face!

Oh no... Daddy have fries for me... I must be strong...

No... He is eating them... I wanna...

Screw you? ... Finally a new curse word...

- Sue you...

He laughed. I am natural at this.

I am feeding daddy with my fries. He is looking this time. I trained him well.

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sdorica, a list of people to fight

Team Angelia: Angelia: Don’t fight her. She has the charisma and intelligence to back up her rule status. The instant you even think about fighting her, she’ll be manipulating you for the rest of your life. Dylan: You can fight him and he’d allow you to fight him but you won’t do any damage. Sione: She’s a soldier. Don’t fight her. Naya: You can fight her and she’d welcome it but she’d kick your ass. Jerome: This guy has his hands full managing Frederica, and you want to add to it? Don’t fight him. In fact, you should be giving him a well-deserved break. Sharice: You can fight her. She’d be extremely happy to fight, even if she doesn’t show it, and she’d even want to be friends with you afterwards. Frederica: You can’t find her to fight because she’s always slacking off somewhere. Leah: She’d let you fight her but you’ll end up having all sorts of misfortune in the next few weeks to come. Lio: Look, if you even try to fight him, Leah, Angelia and Ned will eviscerate you. Don’t fight him. Team Angelia’s Allies: Crushfang: He’s ok. You can fight him. Dagger: He’d fight you, so you should fight back. Dumb Bear: You CAN’T fight him. You’re just unable to. Golemwalt: This guy’s constantly being hunted for the gems on his back. Don’t fight him. He’s more willing to play with you than fight. Roger: Fight him because Kittyeyes doesn’t deserve the imouto-zoning she got. Kittyeyes: Another person that would kick your ass if you fought. Nolva: Don’t fight her. She’s a gentle soul that would never harm anyone but I can’t say the same for Waverlyde. Koll: The true doggo. Only fight him if your meaning of fighting is throwing him a stick and playing fetch. Team Nigel: Nigel: You can fight him. He’s a tsundere so he won’t hurt you that badly. Izumi: You’re obliged to fight him, you have to, but you’re going to end up dead. Yamitsuki: She would kill you without hesitation. Don’t fight her. Team Elio: Clark: Literally holding all the braincells of Team Elio. If you fight him the main story will never progress. Don’t fight him. Elio: This boy saved his father and got disowned for it, and then got kidnapped and is currently being held in stasis to be used as experiment for Devious and in the future probably Aosta. Even if you want to fight him, there are a number of mad scientists out there who won’t let you. Charle: No. Why would you fight him. He’s a sad dad just trying to look out for his son. Rune: Don’t fight him, he literally fights for a living. Give him a hug instead, he needs it. Sophie: Don’t fight her. Her overprotective spiky uncle Hanbei would stomp you. Maria: Don’t fight her either. She has nukes and will destroy you. Also if you break her Clark has to deal with it and that boy already has difficulties fixing Maria. Sanchez: He’s a good person at heart, but needs a good whacking to be set on the right path. Fight him and force him to make up with Rune.

Team Theodore: Theodore: A poor father and uncle trying to live with the bad life choices he made. Don’t fight him. Jahan: Another guy you’re obliged to fight. He’s wimpy but you have to finish him off if you fight him because if you let him off easy he’s going to stab you in the back. Karen: Don’t fight her. If you fought she’d kill you without hesitation.

Team Neutral: Yan-Bo: You can fight him. He’d beat you up and teach you some important life lessons on the way. Hestia: She’d be willing to sit down for a cup of tea and hold hands and sing songs together. But if you fight her, she’ll kill you without hesitation. Karnulla: You can fight him, and he’d probably allow it as long as you don’t touch any of his bambinos. Pang: If you fight him the furry community will hound you for details on how it felt fighting Pang so you’re better off not fighting him. Fight Puggi instead. Puggi: You gotta fight him. You just gotta. Fatima: She’s a merciless warrior who changed her racism and anti-modernism ways. After seeing her character growth why would you fight her? You’d lose anyway. Morris: He’s dead. You can’t fight him. Tica: Fight her! She likes fighting. Experiment: You can fight him but it has the mental capacity of a dog and will fight you back, and it hits hard. Aosta: You want to fight a cranky doctor who does shady experiments in a lab on the outskirts of town which involve raising the dead? Don’t. Jia Shen: Why waste your time fighting him? He’s just trying to make a living. Shirley: She’s dead. You can’t fight her.

Team Deemo: Masked Girl: Fight her. She’s lonely and will probably enjoy the company. Deemo: You’d fight long boi?? Really?? Don’t. You’d win, but is the guilt that accompanies it worth it? Alice: She’s a kid. Don’t fight her. Team Crazy: Law: Don’t fight him. He’s crazy. Hyde: You are obliged to fight this bastard. What’s more, he’s so weak, he’ll go down with the slightest poke of a stick. FIGHT HIM AND WIN. Team Desert: Ned: He’s a sweetheart. You can fight him and he’d let you but would you really? Lisa would kill you. Lisa: Don’t fight her. She can kill monsters without a sweat, and would kick your ass. So would Sherlock. Sherlock: You can fight him, but he’ll make you pay for the damage. Devious: He’d kill you before you even got close. Run if you see him. Misa: She’s a kid, a zealot and sick. Don’t fight her. Lazer: This old grandpa is a veteran soldier and hardened killer. Don’t fight him. Diana: She was taught by said veteran soldier and hardened killer. Don’t fight her.