#fact deidara

[catatchoum]

Deidara has huge pupils... even in the manga!

and now ...

Deidara? no excuses ?! Hahaha...he consumes things 😭

Deidara's POV:

𝐃𝐞𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐚 : no, my secret!

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧 : Deidara, what are you doing?!

𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐢 : Deidara senpai consumes things

𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐢 : yes, art is obviously very ephemeral for you... you will die young..

[mixelation]

Toris Shisui opinions are so funny. Her refusal to even say she was on Itachi's genin team makes it make a lot more sense how people just... don't know how they could be connected.

genin teams are public information most ninja could easily access. however they just..... don't. like he graduated when he was like 6; why would be randomly have a genin team at age 13?

plus all their really cool missions are "need to know only." it is tori's special talent

[ladykissingfish]

*Tobi running into Deidara in the hallway* Tobi: Senpai! You look great this morning! Deidara, looking down: T-thanks ... Tobi: *holds out his hand* C'mon, lets go get breakfast! Deidara: I'm not holding your hand. Tobi: C'mon, Senpai! Be nice to Tobi! *switches to Obito voice* And be grateful that all I'm asking is to hold your hand, Deidara. After last night, I really want to marry you ... Deidara, scowling and speaking in a low voice: For God's sake, keep it down, hm! I don't need the entire Akatsuki knowing my business! Tobi, still in Obito voice: Our business. And if marriage is unnaceptable to you, then we're at least going to properly date. Deidara: Are you out of your mind?! I told you, last night was a one-time thing! Tobi: If I recall, it was actually a three time thing. Four if you count when I gave you a -- Deidara: Oi! Shut up! Tobi: Look, you either let me hold your hand, and take you to dinner later, OR I go out there and tell everyone that you slept with an Uchiha. Deidara: *blushing fiercely* Fine! *grabs Tobi's hand as Kisame walks into the room* Dirty blackmailer ... Tobi, back to speaking in his "normal" voice: Thai food tonight? That sounds good to me, too, boyfriend. Kisame:

[ahkaraii]

Five [Kakashi fancomic, 72/?]

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[basilsimp43]

*Sasori and Deidara are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Sasori: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Deidara, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

[nail-art-no-jutsu]

Sasori and Deidara nail polish headcanons

Sasori does his nails once in a blue moon, he uses a special kind that he made himself and lasts for a very long time on his nails

he can paint his nails with great precision and it's no big deal, he rather likes the turquoise shade

and he didn't think about it too much until he and Deidara started arguing about whether or not it painting your nails is art

Deidara: of course it isn't, art is in the beauty of the moment, not in something you get stuck with for like a week, and besides, it's just decorating a body part, the same as eyeliner, or getting dressed ffs

Sasori: if it wasn't art before, it is now, and he starts brainstorming the one nail design to rule them all, which he wants to keep on his nails forever - or just redo over and over, same thing. shh.

while Deidara tries to imagine how to make the stuff even remotely "explosive" at least metaphorically speaking, and he discovers thermal nail polish, it changes based on your body's temperature, and if Sasori hates it, that's good enough, un

then he adds even more special effects to his nails: holographic. magnetic. glow in the dark. reacts to your chakra. just. anything as long as Sasori thinks it's hideous

but just when Deidara starts to actually enjoy the whole thing, Kakuzu discovers how he managed to blast such a huge hole in the budget, and bans his layering experiments immediately, and then Deidara is back to his plain boring black color

Sasori wins, he no longer has to gaze upon Deidara's aesthetic clusterfuck

and well, the black matches Deidara's eyeliner, so it's like whatever

but it's still not art though!!!!!!!

[denerturee]

I love Sasodei so much

[aprito]

finally got to play through naruto ultimate ninja connections which was supposedly the one game that would feature the most important boss fights (which are literally copy pastes from the remastered past games) across all games for people who wanted to get into the series

well guess which boss fight they left out and what generic pvp they replaced it with instead

[evilkitten3]

i've now seen multiple people say things along the lines of "a good chunk of the things sasuke went through were bc of his poor choices" and. i have to wonder.

what exactly do those people think is being referred to when people talk about sasuke's traumas? bc the only thing i can think of is when he went off to orochimaru, which he never implied he regretted nor seemed all that traumatized by

like what specifically did sasuke go through that was his fault? i genuinely want to know

[ao3dorian-gay]

oh my mind is so huge and has so many folds

[you-ren-emy]

that time I redrew a scene from the Naruto SD

[claysplosion]

excited to do a murder ( colorized, 2022 )

[reddawnmultimuse]

Would you rather fuck Sasuke or Itachi, Deidara?

"Why does everyone ask me this question, hn!? Itachi! Ok? I'll fuck Itachi! Now quit asking me which Uchiha I'll have sex with! It makes me want to puke!"

[kcuf-ad]

Imagine getting your ass handed to you by a guy so hard that your only way of getting yourself out od the situation is by blowing yourself up.

[crabboytahomaru]

Dei dei

[basilsimp43]

Hidan: Apologies for being a complete freak, but does anyone else sometimes go up stairs on all fours if no ones around to see it?

Sasori: ...

Deidara: ...

Kakuzu: ...?

Hidan: Awesome. We are normal. We are so normal.