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Sunagakure Worldbuilding Headcanon

My last post on Kirigakure made me think of some Sunagakure Headcanons. Here they are! This is very long, but I hope you enjoy!

People and Culture

The wind realm’s population is rather decentralized, so there are a lot of subcultures, accents and customs that have developed over time. The people of Sunagakure are very intelligent and hard workers and don’t take shit from anyone. They value their independence but also recognize the use of unionizing to achieve their goals. They use rather few words to communicate amongst each other in public, but in private they can be very poetic. Also, they secretly don’t mind the stereotype of tumbleweeds rolling around everywhere in the village, because they can relate. To outsiders, they seem secretive and mysterious, but they are in reality very friendly and hospitable. Once you make a friend in Suna, you’ve made a friend for life. Gift giving, especially in the form of food or other self-made goods is always appreciated. Suna citizens are hopeless romantics, and most soap operas and sappy romance books are produced there. They love to make music and sing together. Most instruments originate from the wind realm and its citizens proudly call themselves the creators of all music in the shinobi world. The wind realm is the country with the richest culture in the shinobi world.

Politics

Recently, Suna has been plagued by an economic crisis, as the wind realm daimyo has preferably hired Konoha shinobi to get missions done. This has raised the distrust in the wind realm government and made the people more loyal to the kazekage than the daimyo. The shinobi have started to prioritize the mission over the lives of the shinobi fulfilling it, however they make sure to give their teammates a quick and painless death if they get into that situation.

Clothing and Cosmetics

Most Suna Shinobi wear long sleeves and cover their head, to protect their skin from sun damage. It’s also very common to cover your face in layers of fabric, as the Suna sandstorms can be ruthless. Light brown, grey, white and black are the most popular colors, as they allow you to blend in with your surroundings and not get detected by enemy shinobi. All people, including kuniochis, keep their hair rather short, cover it or tie them together in some kind of way. There are a lot of unique hairstyles to deal with the strong winds, as can be seen by Temari, who wears four ponytails because the winds would otherwise just destroy her hairstyle if she wore just two. For festive occasions though, Suna clothes are vibrant and colorful, with very intricate details. The most preferred fabric choices are silk and cotton. Before the recession, Suna also had a booming beauty industry, with the best moisturizers, sunblock and body wash originating from there. There is an ongoing feud between the wind realm and the water realm about who has the better skincare products. Wind realm citizens are known to always smell good and take great care of themselves. They use bidets and shower frequently. The women are rumored to be the most beautiful in the shinobi world, however many of them have to deal with orientalism and exoticism from foreigners.

Nature

Flora

A fact that a lot of foreigners get wrong is that Sunagakure is covered completely in desert wasteland. Quite a bit of vegetation is savannah and what we call mediterranean. Still a rather hot country, it is characterized by agonizingly hot summers and barely existing winters. The actual deserts of the wind realm are sprinkled with oases, around which many settlements have formed. The terrain around those oases is very fertile and most of the country’s produce is grown there. Sandstorms are not a rarity here and during these storms there are self-imposed curfews as Suna citizens know that once you get buried in a sandstorm, there is no way anyone will find you buried under all that sand. Only a few nomadic families actually travel and live outside of the oases.

Fauna

The deserts that surround Suna are filled to the brim with the most dangerous, savage animals known to the shinobi realm. The snakes especially must not be underestimated, as their venom can kill a grown shinobi within minutes. Many marionette wielders therefore use it against their enemies. The rivers of the wind realm are full of crocodiles and freshwater fish. The fennec fox is seen as a symbol of good luck and suna nin believe their mission will be a success when they see one. Aside from other cats of prey like lions, cheetahs and leopards. Other mammals include hyenas, hyraxes, macaques, gazelles, oryxes, camels, hedgehogs and sheep. When it comes to rodents, you can find desert rats, porcupines, armadillos, meerkats and gundis. Suna also has the largest spider population in the shinobi world, and you often must check your toilet and shower for any venomous spiders hanging out there. At night you can see bats flying through the sky. The wind realm sea is a home to many kinds of saltwater fish and sometimes you can visit the dolphins, that are particularly friendly to children. Mosquito stings are nasty here, and many diseases, for example those that we call malaria and dengue fever are endemic here. Wind realm citizens have a natural immunity against them and sleep them off in a day, but there are vaccinations available for foreigners.

Food

Stew and other slow cooked gravy dishes The absolute staple of any Suna nin are stews. They’re elaborate and take the whole day to cook. Every family has its own recipes (and thinks theirs is the best) it’s useful to just cut up veggies and meat, and then slow cook it until it’s done. Stews made in Suna include gumbo, adobo, maafe, and many curries. Spices Wind realm citizens have the greatest spice tolerance in the shinobi world. The greatest variety of spices is produced there, from cumin, fennel seeds, coriander seeds, pepper, chilli, cardamom, cinnamon, nutmeg, bay leaves, tumeric and a myriad of other herbs and spices. Suna food is very spicy for two reasons: many spices they use have a disinfecting effect, and the accelerated production of sweat helps cool down the body. Most spices are sold dried to increase shelf life. Many outsiders travel to Suna to acquire spices directly from the source, thinking they’ll get them for cheap, however, the vendors charge foreigners at a hefty margin. Sunagakure is the greatest exporter of all things spices.

Legumes Legumes play a very important role in the local eating pyramid. They serve as a satiating source of carbohydrates and protein. Beans and lentils can be turned into tofu, stew, mashed or baked, peanuts are often used as a base for stew and sauces in the form of peanut butter. Roasted and salted peanuts are a popular snack in Sunagakure. The biggest buyer of Suna’s exported legumes is Iwagakure.

Cassava This starchy root is soaked and then cooked for a long time to make mash, in stews, or fried. Cassava flour also serves as a gluten free flour alternative and many Suna nin use it to thicken sauces and stews. There’s also tapioca starch which is exported into other countries. Olives In the moderate climate regions, many olive trees are grown, which are then used to make olive oil, the preferred fat source of Suna’s people. Dairy It can often be purchased from nomad families, who sell it in the form of milk, yoghurt, kefir, butter and cheese. The preferred dairy variant is goat’s dairy; however, sheep and cow’s dairy are also available. There’s a possibility that the concept of fermenting milk to make yoghurt and kefir was once brought in by Kiri immigrants, however most wind realm citizens are too proud to give this possibility any thought or think it’s just a myth. Meat Just like dairy, meat can be purchased from several families that travel though the wind realm, or on bazars. It is dried often to increase shelf life. Sweets The best chocolate comes from here. The wind realm has a few islands where cocoa beans are produced, and Suna chocolate is known globally for its rich, earthy, fruity taste. Suna Nin are also the only people that regularly take coffee with them during missions. Most foreigners don’t like the bitter taste, but Sunagakure’s shinobis have realized that the caffeine within coffee beans is useful during missions where you must stay aware for long times. The most common sweetener is cane sugar and used to make coffee candy. Wind realm citizens don’t discriminate, and even children are allowed to have them. Another sweet food, especially popular amongst children are dates. On special occasions, Baklava are offered to the guests or given as a gift. Most foreigners find them way too sweet, but just can’t say no because they recognize the effort and craftsmanship that went into making them. The most popular fruit in Suna are: pomgranate, various kinds of citrus fruits, apples, grapes and green almonds. Ripened almonds are used to make marzipan, which is another one of Suna's culinary prides. Those who try persipan, a localized version from Kirigakure, think that it is a lesser version of their beloved treat.

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Three-Man Squad Relationship Headcanons with Deidara and Sasori

Tags: No Reader Pronouns, Canon-Typical Violence, Poisoning Mentions

𓆃 It’s less like being stuck in the middle of an argument and more like being stuck in the middle of a pseudo-intellectual hell where one side clearly cares a lot more than the other

𓆃 Sure, like with all members of the Akatsuki, you might have to worry about an assassination attempt, but honestly, one of your partners killing you is the least of your worries.

𓆃 What you should worry about is the never-ending pissing match between Sasori and Deidara. Not to mention that they’re both on exact opposite sides of the spectrum when it comes to interacting with you

𓆃 Deidara is the most vocal about his art and jutsu. He always wants to show you something, usually in the most annoying way possible. Whether it’s waking you up so he can put a literal bomb in your hand or just blowing micro-explosions up in your face, he can and will get your attention

𓆃 You’ll be half asleep, and Deidara will put a clay creation in your hand for you to feel the craftsmanship, and he can and will blow it up when you’re still holding it

𓆃 He actually prefers it that way

𓆃 You definitely have some sort of poisoning from the detonation

𓆃 Sasori is always tinkering with something and barely paying attention to anything you say, which would be tolerable if it wasn’t for the fact that he’s also secretly a show-off

𓆃 Sasori constantly makes snide and passive-aggressive comments, all while holding up his craftsmanship as superior. He won’t outwardly demand that you look at his work, but he will patronize you and step on your mission role to handle things himself

𓆃 It’s easier not to take sides when the bickering happens. Neither can really let it go, despite Sasori always acting like he’s above it. 

𓆃 Deidara never stops talking about art once he’s in the zone, and Sasori’s snide remarks spur him on further. Both of them are too prideful to conceed

𓆃 It’s fun playing referee for their sparring matches. Sometimes, when the conversation gets heated, the two of them fight. They fight until Deidara gets knocked out, Sasori gets bored, or they recklessly get too low on chakra

𓆃 If you’re ever in a pinch and need an assist, Deidara likes to make a big show of saving you. 

𓆃 “That’ll show you to admire my art!” “My superior artwork comes to the rescue yet again!”

𓆃 Sasori is the type to grab you by the back of your collar and drag you out of the way at close range. He thinks it’s funny to attach chakra strings to you before swooping in with his battle puppets

𓆃 In fact, he thinks it’s funny and convenient to do that even when you’re not on the battlefield. If Sasori wants your attention and you don’t hear him, he will physically turn you around from whatever you’re doing

𓆃 You’ve started to feel the tiny attachment of chakra strings in your sleep. You’ve started to brush them away like spiderwebs

𓆃 Deidara likes to walk around with his shirt off. On days he’s feeling generous, he’ll let you do his hair. It’s kinda become a bonding thing between the two of you. Sometimes he’ll yammer on about something, and you pass the time by braiding his hair. 

𓆃 You remembered being able to do Hiruko’s hair once. You don’t remember why Sasori allowed it.

𓆃 “Yeah, whatever, but if you get poisoned I’m not giving you an antidote...” 

𓆃 You’re as close as an Akatsuki three-man squad will get. There’s a certain amount of healthy distrust, but at the end of the day, Sasori and Deidara are sentimental and enjoy the company... for now...

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[suvidrache]

Sleeping Headcanons - Part 2

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Word Count: 176 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Fics | Part 1

Featuring: Orochimaru, Zetsu, Sasori, Itachi, and Obito/Tobi

Orochimaru

Rarely sleeps, when he does he sleeps fully clothed and away from his s/o.

Zetsu

Both white and black sleep naked, black away from s/o. White sleeps cuddling s/o.

Sasori

Sleeps fully clothed. Unless he's hot, then he may take his shirt off. He sleeps with an arm around you.

Itachi

Sometimes shirtless, sometimes fully clothed. He sleeps fully clothed because it's cold. Then it's hot, so he takes his shirt off. Will cuddle s/o.

Obito/Tobi

He sleeps shirtless, naked, or fully clothed. Most times shirtless. Cuddling s/o or s/o on top of him.

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akatsuki music hcs

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I can’t listen to a song without making it about characters so here’s some headcanons for what kind of music each of the Akatsuki characters would like/listen to

more here:

konoha 13 | jonin sensei | sand siblings |

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Pain/Nagato - TOOL // Opeth // Nirvana // Swallow the Sun // Daylight Dies // The Foreshadowing // Alice in Chains // Mad Season

Konan - The Cure // Echo & the Bunnymen // Bauhaus // Siouxsie and the Banshees // Timber Timbre // Mitski

Kisame - The Rolling Stones // The Doors // The Animals // Judas Priest // Black Sabbath // Led Zeppelin // Dio // Ghost

Itachi - Radiohead // Manchester Orchestra // Duster // waveform* // sssense // kees. // Beach House

Deidara - 3OH!3 // Cobra Starship // Panic! at the Disco // Mäneskin // Teenage Disaster // Afourteen // Danny Brown // Cxrpse

Sasori - silence // white noise

Hidan - Nine Inch Nails // Korn // Rob Zombie // Orgy // Skinny Puppy // Sister Machine Gun // PIG // Skold

Kakuzu - the steady hum of his money counter

Tobi - Aqua // 100 gecs // Jimmy Buffet // NSYNC // Crazy Frog // the Cats soundtrack // PSY // Kidz Bop Kids

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BONUS: Orochimaru - a notice from the medical malpractice board read aloud // the wet, gurgling, nubile sounds of a lab engineered fetus taking it’s first breaths (1hr loop) // Slayyyter

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[cryb4bie]

“Can I kiss you?”

“No.” Sasori denies.

You frowned, unhappy. Feeling as if your a child and your parent just told you that you could not play with your favorite toy.

“I want to kiss you.”

You knew Sasori was saying no just to be an ass. Even though, you’ve never kissed before, you could still tell by his tone.

“I’m working, y/n.” He states the obvious. He continues to pick up a screwdriver that was laid next to the hammer on the wooden table.

You continue to sit beside him, and frown. You then decided to huff loudly.

Sasori tries his best not to smile, successfully doing so. He closed his eyes, taking a deep breath, pretending to dislike what he’s about to do.

You see him lean his cheek towards you. You stared at his side profile confused.

Sasori rolled his eyes. “You wanted to kiss me didn’t you?” He asked, annoyed.

He closed his eyes, his delicate lashes fluttering against his cheeks, only to feel your soft fingers on his cheeks, and your hand on his jaw. Roughly turning his face towards you, and placing your lips on his.

After a while, you chose to pull back from him for the lack of air. Your eyes slowly opened, your long curled eyelashes staring at him.

Sasori was already looking at you. He was looking at you before you kissed him, when you kissed him, and when you pulled away. Though, you did not know, his eyes fluttered closed soon after you were claiming his lips with yours.

You nervously hummed, looking off to the side avoiding his eyes. Sasori chuckled, “You kiss me, then get all shy?” He teased.

You blushed at him, turning away. Then after a moment, all you feel is a soft wooden hand grasp your jaw, his fingers kissing your cheeks, as his lips kissed yours.

[hostica-a]

𝕾𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖎 ; Symbolism.

 ANON :   “ Why  does  Sasori  use  Hiruko  all  the  time  when  hes  so  ugly ”

That's  actually  a  pretty  good  question  anon !  So my thoughts are like  yeah,  Sasori  is  outwardly  beautiful  and  eternally  so  which  I  do  think  there  is  some  kind  of  element  of  vanity  in   but  I  guess  maybe  the  best  way  to  explain  it  is  overall,  Sasori  is  really  the  trope  of  distorted  innocence  which  is  a  heavy  theme  surrounding  objects  like  dolls  in  horror  genres  bc  we  relate  dolls  so  heavily  to  children.  Children  love  dolls  and  they're  often  human  or  animal  shaped  objects  that  a  child  can  control  /  relate  to  since  they're  usually  made  to  be  representative  of  or  desirable  or  just  comforting  to  the  child  in  some  way:  think  baby  dolls,  barbie  dolls,  rag  dolls  etc. 

Sasori  is  quite  literally  the  Naruto  worlds  ultimate  answer  to  the  Doll  Episode  trope  which  is  very  common  and  effective  in  the  horror  and  fantasy  genre. 

The  dolls  are  being  made  to  replicate/replace  a  lost  loved  one,  such  as  a  child,  a  spouse  or  a  sibling. The  dolls  are  made  from  human  components,  dead  or  otherwise.  The  dollmaker  is  obsessed  with  dolls  for  some  reason,  and  has  taken  to  preferring  them  over  humans.  Maybe  even  wishing  humans were  more  like  dolls. The  dolls  are  possessed  by  an  evil  spirit, are  Ridiculously  Human  Robots,  or  have  otherwise  become  animated/alive  and  actively malevolent.

The  dollmaker  or  collector  will  usually  be  a  madman  or  woman  who  has  taken  a  shine  to  the  protagonists  either  as  "something"  to  add  to  their   collection,  potential  parts  for  their  latest  creation,  or  threats  to  themselves  and  their  beloved  collection,  making  them  try  to  capture  or  kill  them.

Sasori  is  literally  every  one  of  these  elements  combined  and  further  he  comes  from  the  perspective  of  not  just  a  disturbed  adult  but  most  strongly  from  the  psyche  of  an  extremely  damaged  child  which  is  emphasized  by  the  fact  we  do  not  see  Sasori’s  “ true  self ”  as  a  grown  man.  Hes  forever  in  the  body  of  a  young  boy.  Trauma  in  children  manifests  itself  in  various  different  ways  just  like  trauma  in  adults  but  sometimes  traumatized  children  become  very  reliant  on  objects  or  tv  shows,  characters,  etc  for  comfort  and  emotional  support. 

Things  that  aren't  people,  usually  bc  they've  found  people  to  be  unreliable  or  a  source  of  abuse/pain  and  thus  they  escape  into  or  hide  behind  these  ‘comfort  objects’.  Though  the  behavior  is  normal  for  very  young  children,  children  who  never  stop  this  kind  of  behavior  and  keep  it  going  well  beyond  the  age  deemed  appropriate  to  like  certain  things /  carry  around  stuffed  toys  ETC  are  doing  it  usually  because  of  trauma.   Sometimes  this  is  fine  and  not  a  problem  for  the  person  at  all  but  sometimes  is  deeply  unhealthy  and  does  pose  a  problem  for  the  effected  person. 

PS  don’t  take  anything  I  say  as  gospel  either !  Im  not  a  professional  or  anything. 

However,  in  my  eyes  Sasori  is  a  deeply  traumatised  child.  Puppets  were  an  escape  and  a  happy  place  for  him.  Somewhere  he  felt  comfort.  He  tried  to  replace  his  parents  with  puppets  to  fill  the  void  they  left  him  with,  he  tried  to  make  them  love  him  like  the  real  ones  did.  He  took  them  to  bed  with  him,  gave  them  his  pillows  to  sleep  on.  He  spent  a  lot  of  time  learning  to  make  their  movements  lifelike  so  they  could  hug  and  comfort  him  the  way  his  real  parents  did,  it  wasn't  exactly  the  same  but  it  was  something  he  held  on  to  to  cope  with  their  sudden  departure. 

This  is  all  canon.  In  at  least  in  my  headcanon  Sasori  believed  his  mother  and  father  puppets  did  ‘care  for  him’.  He  had  this  idea  that  there  was  a  part  of  them  in  the  puppets  he  made  and   whether  that  was  true  or  not  this  idea  was  heavily  reinforced  when  Sasori  was  pushed  to  become  a  shinobi,  which  he  didn’t  exactly  have  any  objections  to  given  he  was  only  6  and  his  mother,  father  and  grandmother  were  all  shinobi  so  it  felt  normal  and  good  to  be  one  himself. However,  this  is  a  massive  fault  of  the  Naruto  world,  child  soldiers  are  not  healthy  or  normal  or  good.  Sasoris  puppet  parents,  again  in  my  HC,  became  his  weapons.  It  gave  them  the  illusion  of  protecting  him  because they  literally  were  even  if  Sasori  was  the  one  controlling  them. 

Sasori  may  of  “outgrown”  these  puppets  but  he  never  outgrew  the  attachment  he  had  to  puppets,  rather  this  attachment  gradually  evolved  when  puppets  became  extremely  idealised  n  intertwined  with  human  life.  The  foundation  for  it  was  always  there  with  how  Sasori  treated  his  parent  puppets  as  “alive”  in  ways  but  the  real  problem  came  when  Sasori  started  to  relate  living  people  /  shinobi  to  puppets.  He  began  trying  to  essentially  make  them  one  because  he  believed  this  was  ideal  not  just  because  of  his  own  personal  trauma  but  because  being  a  shinobi  essentially  meant  being  a  weapon  /  object   which  human  beings  were  ill  suited  while  puppets  were  perfect. 

Sasori  was  replacing  the  weak  /  unreliable  /  temporary  /  breakable  with  something  strong  /  reliable  /  permanent  /  indestructible.  Sasori  was  deeply  effected  by  how  much  death  and  dismemberment  he  witnessed  in  the  people  around  him,  he  sought  to  eliminate  this  issue.  Puppets  were  his  answer  to  everything.  As  this  progressed  he  started  disliking  humanity  entirely  and  clinging  to  his  puppets  as  a  source  of  shelter  /  refuge  from  humanity  who  swiftly  began  to  judge  him  despite  being  the  ones  who  set  him  on  his  path.  In  fact,  in  ways  Sasori  was  basically  ASKED  to  do  what  he  did  and  when  he  did  it  suddenly  everyone  was  against  it.  Its  something  Sasori  couldn’t  understand  or  handle. so  Sasori  went  from  wanting  to  breath  life  into  puppets  to  simply  wanting  to  make  humans  into  puppets  out  a  the  deep  dislike/distrust/betrayal  he  felt.  

Komushi  was  Sasori’s  first  ‘ human  puppet ’   but  Sasori  didn’t  view  Komushi  as  his  own.  He  technically  made  Kumoshi  for  his  mother.  Needless  to  say  despite  the  request  its  not  what  Kumoshi’s  mother  wanted.

There  was  a  lot  of  pressure  on  Sasori  to  “preform”  to  help  his  village.  To  protect  its  people.  Sasori  outlived  pretty  much  all  shinobi  tasked  with  the  same  job  to  the  point  where  he  started  to  believe  in  some  way  in  the  back  of  his  mind  that  he  alone  was  capable.  He  began  to  think  if  he  just  turned  people  into  human  puppets  they  couldn’t  be  beaten  or  destroyed  because  he  wouldn’t  allow  such  a  thing. 

Hiruko  was  Sasori’s  first  real  creation  for  himself.  No  one  asked  him  to  build  Hiruko,  he  didn’t  build  him  to  comfort  anyone  else. Hes  kind  of  the  first  human  puppet  Sasori  made  when  he  began  to  do  things  for  himself  and  not  to  help  his  village. In  a  way,  Hiruko  is  linked  to  Sasori’s  freedom,  to  Sasori  choosing  his  art  and  “happiness”  over  his  village’s  desire  for  him  to  be  a  slave  that  follows  orders  and  destroys  himself  for  their  betterment.  He  was  done  with  that. 

Essentially,   despite  Hiruko’s  “ugliness”  hes  Sasori’s  favourite  toy  and Sasori  very  much  treats  him  the  way  a  child  treats  a  favourite  toy.  He  goes  everywhere  with  Sasori,  Sasori  relies  on  him  out  of  comfort.  Theres  also  the  secondary  element  of  convenience  since  he  does  mask  Sasori’s  true  appearance  giving  him  a  disguise  and  hes  literally  a  suit  of  armour  as  well.  Sasori’s  aware  Hiruko  is  ugly  but  hes  fond  of  him  the  way  a  child  might  love  a  teddy  bear  even  if  it  the  bear  appears  to  others  as  gross  and  ratty  and  old  and  they  could  probably  have  a  newer,  prettier  bear  its  not  the  looks  that  are  important.  Its  The  sentimental  value  and  thus  the  comfort  it  provides. 

I  also  personally  view  Hiruko  as  another  symbol  of  that  distorted  innocence  Sasori  represents  as  I  mentioned  earlier.  Sasori’s  appearance  is  that  of  a  young,  beautiful,  innocent  serene  looking  youth  which  we  know  as  his  true  form  but  rather,  I  see  Hiruko  as  just  as  just  as  representative  of  the  true  Sasori,  something  more  symbolic  of  Sasori’s  soul.  Something  frightening,  old,  ugly  and  twisted  and violent.  They're  both  sides  of  the  same  coin.  I  think  In  some  way,  perhaps  subconsciously  Sasori  relates  to  Hiruko  this  way  as  well.  

LASTLY,  before  I  ramble  more bc omg I've never shut up a day in my life,  Sasori  and  Hiruko  are  both  representative  literally   of  the  scorpion.  Sasori  more  spiritually  and  Hiruko  more  psychically.  Scorpions  are  an  armored,  intimating  animal  with  a  venomous  sting  from  their  defensive  and offensive  tails.  Scorpions  are  symbolic  with  healing,  death,  rebirth,  passion,  revenge,  mystery. 

Scorpions  were  thought  to  have  the  ability  to  heal  just  as  easily  as  kill.  Scorpions  are  both  seen  as  evil  and  demonic  as  well  as  pure  and  angelic. They’re  typically  feared  and  also  highly  sacred.  Theyre  a  symbol  of  deep  emotion  yet  being  an  arachnid  they’re  also  thought  of  as  insectiod  which  simultaneously  gives  them  the  impression  of  being  simply  unfeeling  and  machine-like.

The  scorpion  represents  a  shy,  gentle  creature  that  prefers  to  keep  to  itself  yet  when  needed  its  perfectly  bold,  magnetic  and  vicious.  I  think  its  really  interesting  to  note  how  closely  fitting  Sasori  is  to  the  symbolism  of  scorpions  if  you  look  at  them  in  various  cultures  and  mythology  and  I've  tied  him  very  heavily  to  these  concepts  because  I'm  insane  like  that. 

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Sasori’s  nb  & considers  himself  agender  to  be  precise.  He  accepts  all  pronouns   but  he/him  pronouns  are  used  most  frequently.  In  all  aspects  Sasori  has  gone  out  of  his  way  to  liken  himself  as  much  to  a  doll  or  “ puppet ” as  possible   &   this  is  perhaps  another  reflection  of  that  process.  Though  he  is  uncannily  life  like  in  all  other  ways,  in  part  attributed  to  being  built  from  a  real  human  base,  no,  he  hasn’t  actually  bothered  with  anatomical  correctness.  Reason  being  that  he  finds  this  to  be  just  pointless  to  his ~aesthetic~.  

Furthermore,  while  Sasori  is  comfortable  projecting  certain  aspects  of  masculinity,  he  typically  teeters  over  to  more  feminine  aspects  frequently  &  preferably.  Appearance  wise,  Sasori  does  not  like  to  look  like  a  man  as  such.  A  very  pretty  young  boy  is  as  far  as  he's  comfortable  with  as  far  as  male  presentation  goes.  He  prefers  to  look  feminine &  doll  like  &  as  he  sees  himself  as  more  youthful  &  beautiful  this  way,  so  his  overall  appearance  can  be  rather  ambiguous.  The  best  way  to  describe  Sasori’s   appearance  is  young  &  angelic  with  no  completely  obvious  gender  on  either  side.  

In  line  with  the  above,  no,  Sasori  has  never  had  any  romantic  flames  in  any  way.  Sasori  lived  most  of  his  life,  even  while  human,  isolated  from  others.  His  great  skill  set  him  apart  from  any  in  his  age  group  & his  mastery  of  puppets  frequently  othered  him  further,  given  in  Suna  puppet  users  were  often  considered  oddities  in  the  first  place. (  Which  I  believe  was  suggested  with  Kankuro )  Dire  loneliness  was  one  of  the  overarching  factors  that  warped  his  psyche.  Kumoshi  was  the  only  living  person  in  Suna  who  treated  Sasori  like  a  human  being,  &   not  a  form  of  object,  be  it  a  weapon  to  serve  the  village  or  a  column  on  a  pedestal  only  to  be  looked  up  to.  Since  then,  the  only  other  living  people  Sasori  has  found  comfort  &  a  sense  of  kinship  with  are  the  Akatsuki.  His  loyalty  to  the  organisation  is  truly  genuine.

Sasori  has  no  filter,  he’s  extremely  blunt  no  matter  who  he  is  speaking  to.  Besides  Itachi  he  is  one  of  the  members  of  Akatsuki  who  talks  the  least,  however  in  stark  contrast  to  Itachi  he  isn’t  ever  polite  about  it.  If  Sasori  has  something  to  say  he’ll  say  it  regardless  to  what  anyone  thinks  about  it.  Canonly,  almost  everyone  BUT  Sasori  was  prone  to  using  honorifics  when  speaking  to  others.  Sasori  rarely  ever  used  them.  ( Never  to  my  knowledge )  Where  as  Itachi  almost  always  used  them.  He  has  ZERO  qualms  when  it  comes  to  cutting  others  down,  using  harsh  /  foul  language  &  can be particularly  insulting  when  he  wants  to  be.  Sasori  will  read  you  for  fifth  at  a  moments  notice.  Its  a  talent  he  has.

While  he  was  able  to  eat  Sasori’s  favourite  food  was  MAPO DOUFU.  He  tended  to  enjoy  spicy  dishes  the  best.  He  also  had  a  massive  sweet  tooth  &  was  a  fan  of  all sweets,  particularly  those  in  the  caramel  family.  On  top  of  that,  Sasori  was  &  is  a  decent  cook,  contrast  to  his  grandma  who  wasn’t  fond  of  the  culinary  side  of  things  which  pushed  him  to  take  an  interest  in  this  himself,  especially  if  he  wanted  to  eat  a  proper  meal  at  any  point.  It  should  be  noted  that  while  Sasori  no  longer  needs  to  eat  he  does  actually  still  sleep.  This  is  not  so  much  done  to  recover  physical  stamina  but  rather  mental  stamina   &  to  pass  the  time.  Sasori  may  not  have  a  body  to  keep  recharged  anymore  but  he  still  has  a  consciousness,  which  does  still  benefit  from  sleeping.

Sasori’s  mother  &  father  had never  planned  for  him  to  become  a  shinobi.  They  did  not  want  that  life  for  their  child  &  had  kept  him  majorly  away  from  it   while  they  were  alive.  After  their  deaths,  however,  Chiyo  taught  Sasori  puppetry  to  cheer  him  up.  It  worked  for  a  short  time  but  Sasori’s  talent  became  obvious  to  all  around  him  which  resulted  in  the  council  of  Sunagakure  pushing  Chiyo  to  train  Sasori  for  combat,  due  to  their  desire  not  to  waste  this  talent  when  they  believed  their  village  was  struggling.  Chiyo  reluctantly  agreed  &   Sasori  proved  to  be  as  talented  in  battle  as  he  was  in  the  workshop.

Sasori  is  in  fact  distantly  related  to  Chikamatsu  Monzaemon,  which  is  precisely  how  the  Chikamatsu’s  collection  wound  up  in  Chiyo’s  possession,  having  been  passed  down  their  family  for  generations.  As  a  child,  Sasori  was  occasionally  referred  to  as  “Chikamatsu’s second coming”,  or   “Chikamatsu  reborn”  in  acknowledgement  to  his  prodigal  talents,  something  which  he  took  great  pride  in  as  he  always  studied  & idolised  the  man.  Even  to  this  day  if  Sasori  was  given  the  option  to  face  anyone  dead  or  alive  in  a  friendly  battle  of  skill  Chikamatsu  would  be  his  choice  without  hesitation.

Another,  probably  more  controversial  headcanon  I  have  is  that  Sasori  is  also  in  fact  related  to  an  unknown  member  of  the  Uzumaki  clan.  This  is  known  possibly  only  by  Chiyo  however.  Sasori’s  grandfather  was  never  given  any  identity  in  the  series  that  I  know  of   &  as  far  as  we  saw  he  didn’t  get  his  bright  red  hair  from  his  grandmother.  Chiyo  also  makes  no  reference  to  any  husband  or  indication  that  she  ever  had  one  leaving  Sasori’s  grandfather  a  complete  mystery.  Taking  the  known  traits  of  the  Uzumaki  clan  relatives  we  know  of   and  applying  them  to  Sasori  does  make  a  lot  of  sense  in  my  opinion,  particularly  when  I  think  of  the  amount  of  Chakra  Sasori  was  able  to  effortlessly  expel  and his  precise  control  of  it  even  at  such  huge  quantities  I  think  this  is most  clearly  demonstrated  in  both  Sasori’s  100  puppet  performance  technique   &  his  living  core,  which  I  would  think  is  mostly  logically  the  result  of  a  type  of  macabre  Fūinjutsu.  As  for  Sasori’s  grandfather  I  haven't  named  him  or  given  him  any  type  of  personality  in  my  HC  but  I  do  HC  Chiyo  possibly  met  him  during  the  second  war &  had  a  relationship  with  him  then.  I  believe  this  has  always  been  kept  a  secret,  whether  or  not  Chiyo  knew  his  origins.

A  little  bit  on  Sasori’s  core:  As  stated  this  is  quite  literally  Sasori.  The  cylinder  seen  in  his  chest  is  Sasori’s  actual  form &  contains  all  of  his  consciousness  &   life force,  making  it  generally  sentient.  It  is  able  to  move  itself  in  a  somewhat  psychokinetic  manner.  Technically,  Sasori’s  core  is  able  to  “merger”  with  whatever  organic  material  it  comes  in  contact  with,  allowing  Sasori’s  spirit/lifeforce  to  possess  it  & Sasori  does  have  consciousness  &  control  over  what  his  core  targets.  In  theory,  this  could  mean  Sasori  could  posses  a  still  living  human,  however  the  tendrils  that  protrude  from  the  cylinder  are  short  &  are  not  designed  for  grappling  with  living  things  that  might  seek  to  reject  its  presence.  This  is  also  why  Sasori’s  shell  bodies  all  have  a  special  space  carved  out  for  the  core  to  slide  in  nicely  &  take  control.

The  shells  that  hold  Sasori’s  physical  likeness  are  really  just  that  ━  shells,  of  which  he  has  created  numerous  in  his  former  image,  as  shown  briefly  during  his  battle  with  Chiyo  &  Sakura.  Sasori’s  original  body,  however,  is  the  one  he  was  shown  fighting  in & it  only  differs  from  his  human  puppets  due  to  his  own  design,  which  is  why  Sasori  considers  himself  his  greatest  masterpiece  as  he  is  the  closest  to  a  living  puppet  there  ever  has  been  in  any way.   Unlike  his  “human  puppets”  Sasori  initially  appears  completely  lifelike   &  with  the  exception  of  eating  & breathing,  behaves  lifelike  as  well.  He  has  even  taken  measures  to  camouflage  any  obvious  joints  that  might  be  visible  outside  of  his  Akatsuki  robes  with  a  layer  of  what  would  be  best  described  as  a  type  of  “skin”  over  top.  This  is  why  Sasori’s  fingers,  wrists  & toes  do  not  appear  to  have  puppet  like  joints  as  his  human  puppets  do  & why  his  skin  doesn’t  take  on  that  greyish  “dead”  appearance  they  do  either.

In  some  places, however,  it  was  shown  Sasori  hasn’t  bothered  to  hide  his  joints  or  his  obvious  puppet  parts  as  they  are  concealed  by  his  cloak.  This  was  also  due  to  using  his  body  as  a  battle  puppet,  fitted  with  deadly  weapons  &  simplifying  himself  for  repairs & additions.  If  he  wanted  however,  he  could  have  made  his  puppet  body  look  exactly  the  same  as  his  human  body  with  absolutely  no  obvious  joints & free  of  weapons  entirely.  The  difference  merely  being  the  lack  of  a  sign  he  is  actually  alive.  ( Body  heat,  breath  ect )  &  since I  like  to  use  pieces  of  the  game’s  canon  in  my  portrayal,   I  do  imagine  Sasori’s  body  had  been  in  this  more  entirely  “human  looking”  state  once  before,  before  he  decided  to  alter  himself  to  add  weapons,  to  explain  why  there  was  no  visible  sign  of  him  being  a  “puppet”  when  confronted  by  Konan  to  join  the  Akatsuki  despite  the  fact  that  at  that  point  he  should  have  already  been  converted.

Sasori’s  desire  to  collect  puppets  would  very  much  go  into  the  realms  of  compulsive  hording  if  the  Naruto  world  didn’t  have  that  handy  little  thing  called  scrolls  where  you  can  just  instantly  & infinitely  store  items, +  Sasori’s  always  forced  to  move  around  being a  criminal   & all  so  he  never  gets  settled  anywhere.   As  things  are  now,  of  course,  Sasori’s  “”collecting””  is  dark  in  the  sense  that  it  combines  a  serial  killer &  trophy  taking  kind  of  angle  which  would  slow  down  MOST  normal  people  outside  of  Naruto’s  world  but  since  death  &  killing  is  almost  considered  a  norm,  Sasori  is  just  as  able  to  freely  acquire  mass  amounts   of  human  puppets  the  same  way  he  would  able  to  acquire  Barbie  dolls  in  our  wold. The  only  things  limiting  his  collecting  is  the  hunt   &   the  “materials”  he  can  find  &  deem  worthy.  

Sasori  can  be  very  picky,  he  wont  just  convert  ANY  shinobi  into  a  human  puppet  for  his  collection,  he  prefers  strong  shinobi  with  interesting  jutsu  so  obviously  that  limits  what  he  can  collect  for  either  unavailability  or  the  challenge  of   having  to  kill  that  shinobi –  though,  nearly  300  puppets  later,  obviously  killing  them  hasn’t  been  THAT  MUCH  of  a  challenge  to  Sasori.   After  proving   himself   the  victor,  Sasori  feels  himself  entitled  to  collect  that  person.  He  would  not  find  the  “piece”  as  valuable  or  as  desired  if  he  couldn’t  face  &  defeat  them  in  battle,  meaning  Sasori  almost  never  makes  puppets  out  of  anyone  he  hasn’t  personally  confronted  &  killed  himself.  Furthermore,  Sasori  does  not  consider  this  an  evil,  twisted   act  but  rather  quite  the  opposite.  To  Sasori  this  is  a  show of  utmost  honour  &  respect  to  them  &  their  abilities.  In  his  mind  he’s  immortalising  them,  so  they  will  “live”  forever,  never  broken  or  defeated  again.

Regardless,  he  does  sometimes  “convert”  shinobi  who  aren't  strong.  These  are  literally  spare  parts.  As  his  puppets  are  “human”  the  only  materials  that  aren't  human  are  the  weapons  &  mechanisms  within  them.  To  do  that  he  needs  human  parts  to  work  with  as  well . Sasori  likes   to   keep  his  materials  organic as  much  as  possible.

I  believe   Sasori’s   death  was  certainly  linked  to   the   amount  of  puppets  he  lost.  His  fight  with  Sakura   &   Chiyo  essentially  laid  waste  to  his  life’s  work &  Sasori’s  puppets  have  always  been  more  important  to  him  than  just  pieces  of  art  he's  proud  of.  They're…  A  condition.  The  manifestation  of  a  severely  damaged  psyche  &  trauma.  They’re  a  coping  mechanism.  Since  he  was  a  child  creating  puppets  was  how  he  distracted  himself  from  his  sadness  & loss  &  really  existed  to  fill  that  void.   I  don’t  think  Sasori  really  took  the  loss  of  over  15  YEARS  of  tireless  work,  dedication  &  attachment  as  well  as  it  seemed.  I  think  it  was…. Very  hard  for  him  to  watch  his  favourite  puppets  completely  destroyed  &  with  most  of  his  collection  wrecked  I  believe  he  began  to  feel  the  only  comfortable  outcome  for   himself   was   to  “die”  with  them   & so   when  the  opportunity  presented  itself  Sasori  simply  allowed  it,  keeping  in  mind  Sasori  would  have  been  the  victor  had  he  chose  to  be.

Puppets   of  course  aren’t  the  only  thing  Sasori  has  in  his  collection.  He  also  obviously  collects  poisons  /  toxins  &  the  equipment  to  make  all  of  these  things,  from  the  poisons  to  the  puppets.  He  has  a  fascination  for  bugs  &  creepy  crawlies  so  he  has  some  preserved  bug  specimens  as  well  +  a  little  bug  collection.  Then  being  an  artist  he  also  tends  to  have  various  things  for  artistic  mediums  beside  JUST  making  puppets.  Another  one  of  Sasori’s  most  important  artistic  mediums  is  drawing.  He  has  a  few  sketch  books,  one  in  particular  which  is  rather  large & slightly  tatty  showing  its  age.  These  books  are  full  of  deigns  for  Sasori’s  puppets,  including  their  mechanisms  &  brief  notes  on  how  they  will  work  & other  things.  He  makes  sure  not  to  go  too  much  in  detail  however  as  he  prefers  to  keep  his  puppets  secret  weaponry  just  that.

He  doesn’t  create  a  puppet  without  a  good  design  in  mind,  especially  for  how  he  can  best  utilise  the  puppet’s  human  traits.  He  often  has  to  make  special  mechanisms  to  get  a  human  puppets  particular  kekkei  genkai  working  at  the same  level  it  would  when  that  puppet  was  still  alive.  Sasori  likes  to  have  all this  planned  out  before  he  begins  working  for  convenience  sake,  he  at  least  likes  to  have  a  rough  map  for  what  components  he’ll  need  to  access  & utilise  those  special  abilities,  as  often  he  can  add  other  things  later & usually  does  when  he  feels  a  spurt  of  inspiration  or  thinks  he's  had  a  good  idea.  Sasori’s  artistic  style  is  very  hyper  realistic,  he  likes  to  get  everything  as  perfect &  precise  as  possible  which  he's  very  capable  of  given  his  extensive  anatomical  knowledge. Sasori  will  also  make designs  of  people  who… Aren’t  dead.  Many  of  his  fellow  Akatsuki  members  he's  already  made  design  plans  for  with  very  detailed  &  descriptive  images.  This  would  probably  be  seen  as  threatening  if  discovered  but  Sasori  doesn’t  exactly  see  it  that  way.  Its  really  just  like  drawing  someone  a  portrait  of  themselves  to  him  &  as  far  as  his  fellow  Akatsuki  members  go  no,  he  doesn’t  really  plan  to  ‘act’  on  making  them  into  puppets  for  now,  he's  simply  imagining  what  they'd  be  like  as  puppets.  

Typically,  Sasori  will  start  “designing”  someone  he  finds  interesting  as  a  puppet  the  moment  he  meets  them  &  if  he  decides  he  likes  them  enough  he  will  eventually  start  putting  his  designs  to  paper.  Again  this  would  be  seen  as  frightening  & threatening  to  most  normal  people  really  it  should  be  taken  as  flattering  or  complimentary.  To  be  designed  in  one  of  Sasori’s  sketch  books  Is  Sasori’s  weird   way  of  saying  he  likes   you  or  he  respects  you  / admires  your  power  & thinks  you  deserve  to  be  ‘eternal’.

Sasori  & Chiyo  had  a  rather  serious  fight  prior  to  Komushi’s  death.  This  was  the  product  of  Sasori  confronting  Chiyo  about  lying  to  him  about  his  parents  deaths  for  all  those  years  &  Chiyo  defending  this  by  claiming  she  wanted  to  spare  him  the  pain  &  Sasori  arguing  against  what  he  felt  were  hypocrisies.  It  went  on  like  this,  Chiyo  defending  the  village’s  ( and  her  own )  decisions. Sasori  was  already  kind  of  suffering  selective  mutism  at  this  point  & this  didn’t  really  help.  The  communication  between  them  wasn’t  very  fruitful  or  satisfactory  for  either  of  them. This  resulted  in  Sasori  opting  to  “move  out”  in  a  way  as  he  decided  to  retreat  to  suna’s  puppet  workshop  &  stay  there,  avoiding  his  grandma  as  much  as  possible.  This  is  why  Komushi   started  acting  as  a  messenger  between  him  &  Chiyo  since  the  two  were  not  speaking. This  went  on  for  a  number  of  months,  I  would  go  as  far  as  to  say  nearing  a  year,  but  Sasori’s  mental  state  wasn't  thought  of  as  dire  as  it  was  due  to  the  fact  Sasori  was  though  of  as  just  naturally  quiet &  Chiyo  herself  noted  Komushi  was  Sasori’s  only  real  friend  so  his  absolute  withdrawal  was  not  entirely  thought  of  as  unusual  or  noticed  too  much  until  too  late.  

I   always   found  Chiyo   recounting  past  events  in  ep  319  really  strange  since  her  &  Sasori  are  shown  to  have  this  awkward  standoffish  relationship  despite  the  fact  we’re  not  shown  any  clear  reason  for  it.  We’re  not  sure  why  they  seem  to  be  avoiding  each  other  otherwise  but  this  is  my  explanation  &  to  me  looking  at  it  this  way  it  makes  sense  why  Chiyo  felt  so  responsible  for  Sasori’s  collapse  as  she  says  she  distanced  himself  from  him  when  he  needed  love  by  allowing  him  to  withdraw  away  & essentially  encouraging  it  as  she  did  the  same.  Her  attempts  to  make  peace  with  Sasori  were  there  but  since  they  weren't  direct  Sasori  did  not  interpret  them  as  such  &  he  was  already  hurt  &  angry  that  she  had  lied  to  him  all  those  years.

[ From  here ] 

[or0ch1maru]

akatsukis kinks and turn offs?

18+, full blown smut, kinks, and more smut

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Omg omg omg, I had wayyyy too much fun writing these. Also! If anyone wants a one shot of a specific character with the kinks I’ve listed, pleaseeeeee let me know and I’d be more than happy to write it, especially for Tobi, Hidan, or Zetsu🫶🏻

I feel like Hidan has done everything at least once, and if there’s something he hasn’t done, he’s more than willing to try. This man is KINKY. I imagine his favorites are period play(or anything involving blood), s&m, fucking outside with the thrill of getting caught, knife play, and threesomes. I believe his turn off’s would be the “I don’t use safe words” thing. Hidan is intense when it comes to sex, and he won’t do it with just anybody either. He must have a safe word for his sessions and if you refuse to use one, just know you won’t be getting in his pants.

Kakuzu is similar to Hidan, has done everything at least once and isn’t close minded about trying new things. I know for a fact his tendrils would definitely come into play, whether it’s him tying you up, or toying with your clit. He’s definitely partnered up with Hidan for three ways, and just like him, also requires a safe word. I imagine Kakuzu enjoying a daddy kink as well, would lose his composure the second the word slips from your lips four orgasms in. Big into brat taming, but when it comes to turn off’s, just like with Hidan, if you have the no safe word mindset, he won’t be down.

I’ve mentioned this before but I truly believe Konan is into Shibari. Has a whole collection of ropes, of all different colors too. Mostly pastels; pinks, blue’s, and purple’s. I see her as being a passionate lover, with intense sessions time to time. Loves bringing toys into the bedroom, and her favorite to use on you would be her Hitachi. I can imagine Konan being into impact play as well, using only her hand or her paddle, likes seeing little pink marks on your ass or thighs. Would primarily be the top with you and unless she has stated it otherwise, WILL NOT be down to be topped. She needs absolute trust in her partner before allowing them access to her that way. If you try to top her during sex, it’ll turn her off.

Sessions with Pain can last relatively long, only because he loves to draw it out. Mixing pleasure with pain, but it’s never done to hurt you, wants you to experience pleasure in all aspects. I believe he’s into piercing play, also known as recreational acupuncture, or needle play. Aftercare is a very important thing to Pain, especially with the minor wounds that were inflicted during your session. I think his only turn off would be if you thought aftercare was stupid or unnecessary. Especially the times when he requires aftercare too.

Our sweet explosive loving babe. I feel like Deidara hasn’t experimented much with kinks, and the few he has tried, he wasn’t crazy about. How some people are into riding their partners fingers, you’d be riding his hand. Could cum just from watching you ride the appendage that sits between the lips on his palm. As stated in the show, Deidara isn’t into s&m. I feel like he tried it once but the thought of inflicting pain on his partner was too much for him and visa versa. Even though he loves bombs and explosions, I feel like he’s more of a gentle partner.

I can see Sasori absolutely loving when his partner sits on his face. Is the type to get upset if you don’t sit your entire body weight down on him, would grab hold of your thighs, pulling you down onto him and holding you there. Loves looking up and seeing your eyes rolled back, tears streaming down your face as you continuously cum on his tongue. Bonus points if you end up squirting. Apart from that, I can imagine him using his chakra threads on you, whether it’s holding you still when you start to squirm, or when you start faltering when riding his cock, his threads would help keep you balanced. I don’t think he’s be into food play. Since Sasori doesn’t need to eat like others do, he sees no use for it, in or outside of the bedroom.

Breeding kink, I repeat, BREEDING KINK. With Uchiha’s, they form deep bonds, and love the hardest. So naturally, that would be reflected during sex. Itachi loves filling you up, and then watching as you go about your business throughout the compound full of him. I think he also enjoys when you ride his thighs. If he’s busy working on something at his desk, best believe one hand will be holding your lower back, helping you keep your rhythm. I personally think Itachi’s turn off would be Dacryphilia. Only because he doesn’t like seeing you cry. He strives for his partner’s happiness.

Just like Hidan, I feel like Kisa enjoys period sex. Has a container under his bed full of towels specifically for that time of the month. Apart from that, I imagine he likes choking, Dacryphilia, and rough sex in general. Loves seeing the scratches you leave on his back or the bite marks left on him. When he has you in doggy or bent over any hard surface, best believe his large hand will have a fistful of your hair. Now for turn offs, I don’t think he’d do anything risky where he could get caught. Just like a lot of his comrades, he’s protective over his partner and doesn’t want anyone seeing what’s his. Especially in such a vulnerable state.

Now, you can get either Tobi, or Obito, it truly depends on his mood, or situation. Our sweet gentle Tobi loves seeing his partner in cute little outfits, especially a maid outfit. I see Tobi as more of a sub honestly and if he acts out, and you want to punish him for it, his all time favorite is edging. If you happen to act like a brat, just know Obito won’t hesitate to grip you by the hair and walk you back to your shared room. Rough sex, double penetration, and surprisingly exhibitionism. As long as others don’t see his face/scarring, he will fuck you senseless in front of others/doesn’t care if someone walks in during. Will even hold a conversation with said person while he fucks you. Even when alone, loves fingering you with his gloves on. Tobi wouldn’t want to see you cry, just like Itachi, he doesn’t like seeing his partner upset. With Obito, I don’t think he’d like sensory deprivation. Doesn’t enjoy having any of his senses taken away, wants to be able to hear, and see every reaction he pulls from you.

Just like Tobi, you can get either Black or white Zetsu. All depends on their mood & said situation. White Zetsu loves nothing more than praising you, especially when his cock is buried deep in your throat, with tears threatening to fall, black Zetsu is all for degrading you. Will mush your face into a wall, a desk, the mattress, and take you from behind, whispering dirty words as you take him fully. I also fully believe Zetsu is into having sex outside, and orgasm control/denial. Enjoys hearing you beg to cum, bucking your hips into him or the toy just to get yourself off when you can’t take it. As well as quickie’s. Won’t hesitate to pull you into a bathroom and fuck you silly before walking about like he didn’t do anything. I think his only turn off would be being bitten. For some reason I imagine Zetsu being really sensitive and doesn’t like the blunt pain one can inflict by digging their teeth into him.

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[nardo-headcanons]

heyyy how do you think the founder era characters, and maybe some akatsuki members, would be in an road to ninja au???

omg nonnie, that is such a funny idea!

RTN!Akatsuki and Founders

I havn't watched Road To Ninja in a while, but as far as I know, the Akatsuki are like a normal mercenary group? From what I've seen, they haven't changed much personality wise, which is a bummer. this is a long post, so more under the cut! also please take these with a grain of salt lmao

Kakuzu is terrible with money. Absolutely terrible. He's the worst treasurer the Akatsuki ever had, but no one dares to take the job away from him because he still has the best connections and also he's just intimidating so they let him do his thing.

Itachi was probably a bigger player than RTN!Sasuke. He had to flee Konoha from all the unwanted fangirls and -boys. Outside of battle situations he is the goofiest man alive. Puns and everything, but very charismatic and playful. This Itachi KNOWS how good-looking he is.

Konan is a total klutz. She is very bubbly and sweet, openly showing her care for everyone in the world, but please do not let her near anything breakable EVER. She'll run up to you, be like "Hiii, reader-chan!" and fall flat on her face or trip over her own feet.

Deidara is scared of his own explosions. He's, much like Konan, very clumsy, especially with his bombs. Often had to pay Kakuzu to reattach his limbs and always jumps whenever he blows something up. Also, he will read more about the chemistry behind explosions than the actual explosions themselves.

Sasori is still a human, and he hates anything having to do with corpses, bodily fluids or organs. He's making all his puppets out of wood or other materials. Very cleanly, squeamish and emotional.

Hidan is very professional and soft-spoken outside of battle, he's trying to TALK you to death. He really likes meditating and has a soft spot for kittens and cinnamon buns. His bloody battles are an outlet for all the anger he suppresses.

Kisame is unintentionally really rude yet so gullible. He's very obsessed with his looks and considers himself a top tier guy looks-wise. Those women that rejected him in the bar? They are just scared of him because he's just too cool for them. He doesn't care about the cause of the Akatsuki and just joined them for his own selfish ambitions.

Madara has betrayed the Uchiha clan after Indra's death, by trying to be "one of the good ones". He is a loyal Konoha soldier through and through, ruthless and cold unlike his canon counterpart, who is very empathetic and loving, but instead with great charisma. He himself believes the Uchiha suffer from the "curse of hatred" and thinks all discriminatory policies against them are justified. He rarely uses his sharingan in battle.

Hashirama ruthlessly rose to power as the first Hokage, not even considering Madara as the first candidate. Unlike canon Hashirama who I think was just painfully naive, this one is fully aware of the position he is putting the Uchiha in and just. doesn't. care. Once he set all these policies in motion, he abandoned the village to go drink and gamble because being the Hokage bored him.

Tobirama watched as his brother enrolled all his policies and was disgusted with how the Uchiha were treated. He is struck with guilt for killing Izuna and steps in when the village is suddenly abandoned. He tries reforming the cruel policies his brother put in place and thanks to him, the Uchiha massacre could be avoided.

[wing-ed-thing]

Sasori’s Apprentice Relationship Headcanons

𓆃 As much as Sasori would hate to admit it, he’s a bit of a sucker for flattery. It won’t get you far, but it might make you think twice before striking you down on the spot

𓆃 He’s rather forgiving when it comes to his craft; in fact, he might even offer you his expertise without you asking. But even then, approaching Sasori for guidance in any sort of capacity is very all or nothing.

𓆃 Puppetry is a more niche sort of Jutsu and Sasori’s main fixation, so showing interest as another creator is enough to gain a sliver of respect. But you would have to be something brilliant for Sasori to take you on.

𓆃 Approaching him and stating who you are and your intentions is enough for Sasori to allow his curiosity to overcome him and get you a match to show your skills. You heard of his skills, and you want to learn. 

𓆃 Innovation. Creativity. Feats of engineering completely unique to you. It is that simple and yet all the more difficult.

𓆃 Even if he bests you in battle, he might offer you an opportunity if you’re impressive. But don’t be confused— it’s your skill and the potential of your art. Not you.

𓆃 If he’s impressed, he would have no issues taking you on. He might even humor you by asking about the specific mechanisms of your puppets. Sasori would show you broken parts of yours and his creations alike, pointing out minuscule details to pick your brain.

𓆃 He has his own form of jargon, so you’ll eventually have to learn his shorthand. Sasori also has a very specific organizational structure for his things which you will also have to learn. 

𓆃 Sasori approaches engineering like a puzzle, taking great amusement and satisfaction in solving complex problems. He takes an almost non-traditional approach to his work in order to form shortcuts. 

𓆃 For someone so analytical, he thinks very much outside the box. His thoughts are oftentimes difficult to follow as a result.

𓆃 If you find two different methods to come to a conclusion, most times Sasori will insist that his is more efficient and better. 

𓆃 To your surprise, he breaks things down fairly well but is prone to leaving out steps or getting frustrated when your brain doesn’t work as quickly as his. 

𓆃 He will not give you answers. Sasori will show you techniques, but when it comes to engineering, he will leave you to figure things out on your own. He believes in struggling, and if you can’t figure it out, “that’s your own goddamn fault”

𓆃 But you can’t be too good. Any perceived true threat will have you struck down the moment you challenge him. 

𓆃 Uninspired. Dangerous. Sasori will pass judgement on you and your creations, and if they don’t meet the standard you’re both being cut at the strings. 

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[suvidrache]

PDA With The Akatuski - Part 2

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Word Count: 299 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Version | Part 1

Featuring: Orochimaru, Zetsu, Sasori, Itachi, and Obito/Tobi

Orochimaru

No affection, even in private. Now he may put an arm around you as in a "you belong to me" sort of way.

Zetsu

Black Zetsu didn't want to be in a relationship to begin with, but here we are. No affection whatsoever. Only in private, after he's been with you for a while. White Zetsu has no idea what this is or what it means. It makes you happy though, so he'll keep doing it!

Sasori

Hand holding. Nothing else. He's not one to display lots of affection.

Itachi

Would put an arm around you, hold hands, but that's as far as he will go. Maybe a quick kiss if no one else is around. Not much into PDA.

Obito/Tobi

Would hold hands, put an arm around you. Maybe kiss if no one is around. As Tobi, he would sort of hold hands. He'd be holding your hand and then let go for some reason and forget to hold your hand again.

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[vulpisnocturna]

There was only one bed - Horny Akatsuki Edition

request by @takhidk 🤍

SOFT NSFW



Deidara:

-is completely speechless when he finds out there is only one bed at the inn during your mission together

-acts cocky though, telling you not to make a move on him

-he’s the first one to make a move, saying the bed is too small (he is literally 5’5” lmao) as he scoots closer to you

-you tease him about it and he tells you to shut up, his cheeks red

-he’s never had sex before but what he lacks in experience he makes up for with his enthusiasm

-you have to tell him that his hands are a gift, and how to use them, but he’s very happy to comply

-‘wouldn’t it be better to make the bed explode when I make you cum, hm?’ he asks, and you look at him, eyes wide

-‘no, Deidara. Unless you want this to never happen again’

-‘fine’

Obito:

-can’t believe himself. He hasn’t slept in the same bed with anyone ever

-decides to play dumb with his Tobi persona, hugging you like a pillow

-in reality, bro is dying to have you close to him

-after a while, though, he gets quite worked up, and decides he’ll have his fun with you. He can tell you want him by the way you casually move your ass against him, as if he couldn’t notice

-he blindfolds you and takes off his mask, starting to kiss your neck, letting his voice drop to his normal tone

-‘you know what happens to little things like you who poke the rattlesnake, right?’

Hidan:

-As soon as he sees there’s only one bed, he’s all for it

-‘I bet you asked for one bed, huh? Guess I’m just irresistible’ he grins cockily

-‘Yeah, right’ you say, rolling your eyes, though you have to admit he is hot.

-‘Let’s fuck’ he says, as forward as always. You stare at him, swallowing painfully

-When you hesitate, Hidan practically throws you on the bed, ripping the cloak off of you and licking your exposed chest

-‘Come on, sweetheart. Let’s have some fun, you and I’ he says, pulling your shirt up and starting to suck on your nipples, a bit too rough, but the pain soon mixes with the pleasure

Itachi:

-blinks and stands in the doorway, looking at the double bed. ‘There must have been a misunderstanding. I will solve it, don’t worry’ he says, disappearing towards the reception. You kind of hope they won’t have any other rooms, although the idea of sleeping with Itachi is both hot and terrifying

-when he comes back, he does not look too happy

-‘I am deeply sorry about this. They do not have any other rooms. I will sleep on the chair’ he says, removing his cloak as he goes in. You do the same, and you don’t fail to catch his eyes on you for a split second. As you get into bed, you stare at him, sucking in your lips

-‘Sleep on the bed, Itachi’ you say after a while. He looks at you, his throat bobbing before he slowly gets up and crawls under the blanket, staring at you. He wants to touch you, but it would be inappropriate. He can’t get himself to move. And yet, when you move closer to him and push your ass against him, he can’t contain himself and wraps a hand around your waist, pulling you closer

-‘Don’t think I don’t see what you’re doing. Let me indulge you, then’ he says, his hand slipping under your shorts as he starts to kiss your neck languidly

Pain:

-Is quite pissed off that he was not given two rooms, but when he looks at you, he can’t help but think this must have been fate

-and after all, he hasn’t had that chance in so long

-he saw the way you looked at him, with a blush on your cheeks and suggestive eyes

-‘lie down’ he says, tone authoritative, ‘and take off your clothes’

-you can’t believe your ears. Though when Pain gives you a meaningful look, you quickly do as he says, though you’re blushing and trembling with anticipation

-‘let’s make the most of this unfortunate situation, shall we?’ he says, running his hands on your thighs, splaying them open for him and staring at you with those hypnotic eyes

Kakuzu:

-is fuming at first. No one can mock him like this

-after that, though, he’s quite pleased with himself

-‘Less money to pay like this. We will do this from now on’

-‘Uhm… Kakuzu? Where are you going to sleep?’

-‘On the bed. I am going to get my money’s worth, brat’ he says, removing his headband and mask. You look at him, suddenly hyperaware. He’s… good-looking. For a 90-year old guy, he’s handsome

-when you shift slightly to find a comfortable position on the mattress, black tendrils catch your wrists and you find yourself tied up

-‘You’re a handful. Do not move’ he says, hovering above you. You think he’s going to knock you out cold, but instead, he positions himself between your legs

-‘I don’t want to hear a sound. Or else’

Kisame:

-laughs it off when you’re embarrassed that there’s only one bed

-‘I suppose there’s nothing to be done. Might as well get comfortable’ he says, taking off his cloak and his shirt. You stare at him, your lips parting at the muscles on his body

-‘It’s not a shop window. You can look and touch, if you want’ he says with a sharp grin

-You blush, nevertheless getting closer to him, until your hand is resting on his chest

-His large hands easily lift you up from your waist as he holds you against him until you have to wrap your legs around his hips

-‘I didn’t even need the bed, but since we’re here…’ he says, lowering you on the mattress and grinning as he unfastens your cloak

Sasori:

-‘I don’t need to sleep anyway’ he says, sitting at the desk and turning the lamp on as he starts tinkering with one of his puppets

-You frown, lying down on the bed. The noise of screwdrivers and nails clattering on the desk is pissing you off, and you decide to see if he really is a puppet who doesn’t feel anything at all

-you move your hand between your legs, underneath your underwear

-‘what are you doing?’ he asks, voice smooth, but he doesn’t turn around

-‘nothing’ you say, smirking slightly and gasping softly as you start to touch yourself on the bed.

-‘rude’ he says, and when you try to move, your hands are frozen. When you look at him, there are chakra strings connecting his hands to yours

-‘I suppose I can play with you instead of my puppets tonight’

Konan:

-Blushes when she sees that there’s only one bed and asks you if you want her to look for a different inn

-you tentatively tell her it’s okay

-when you two get into bed, you keep glancing at each other, and you keep looking at that piercing underneath her lip, wondering what it would be like to kiss her and feel it against your lips

-when she moves, you’re frozen in place

-her lips are soft and you do feel the coldness of the metal on your bottom lip, but it’s quite a nice feeling

-Konan gets on top of you, continuing to make out with you, neither of you saying anything as you start to undress each other

-literally the most normal experience you’re gonna get in the Akatsuki, and she’s stunning too! Go you

Zetsu:

-watches you sleep like a creep

-sorry, I got nothing on this “guy”

[ladykissingfish]

Very Random Akatsuki Headcanons

Sasori would 100% have a garden, and most of the stuff he grows would be illegal or highly toxic. He would ask Zetsu for tips a lot and force Deidara to help him weed it even though Deidara will LOUDLY complain about it the whole time. Sasori will gently sing to/ talk to his plants when he thinks no one is looking.

Kisame the type to nag others about how important it is to drink water and stay hydrated but. He has never fully finished one single bottle of water. Any place they are, you can immediately tell that Kisame’s been there because every surface area will have plastic water bottles sitting on it with various levels of water in them.

Hidan has many, many bad teeth, mostly in the back of his mouth. Missing, chipped, cavities or straight rotting. Always in some level of pain but never seeks out help because you know, Lord Jashin encourages personal suffering. Was finally tentacle-held to a chair by Kakuzu and forced to let Sasori do what repair work he could after the others got tired of hearing him curse and grumble all night over his mouth pain. Absolutely loves his new smile afterwards but never admits it.

Every single member of the Akatsuki has at some point had a crush on Konan. Including Zetsu. But it went away once each member started seeing her as a sister or mother figure. The only one it didn’t go away for is Nagato, but he’d never admit his true feelings because he values their friendship and working relationship too much.

Itachi likes to collect rocks. He’s an amateur geologist and enjoys finding different types of stones when he’s out on missions. The others learn this about him and will sometimes take the time after missions or when traveling to pick up “pretty” rocks to bring back to him.

Deidara has a lot of anxiety and restlessness, and keeping himself busy alleviates that. He prefers doing things with his hands which is why he’s always making little sculptures with his clay. If no clay is available he’ll tap or drum his fingers on things or fiddle with his hair. The faster his fingers move it means the more anxious he feels. Sasori would get annoyed by this behavior so he created for Dei what would essentially be a ninja world version of a fidget-spinner. Deidara loved it and he makes sure to pack it with him whenever he leaves on missions.

Nagato’s fingers are often bloody because he’s a nail-biter to the extreme. He’ll chomp those things down right to the quick of the finger. The others will “gift” him gloves to try and prevent this from happening, and it’ll work for while, but sooner or later he’s right back at it again.

Deidara once gained ten pounds in two months because Tobi kept convincing him to stop at sweets cafes while they were out traveling, and then to have seconds and thirds of whatever they were eating.

Kakuzu figured out that Hidan didn’t know how to read when Hidan would avoid looking at the map on missions and kept giving Kakuzu wrong information about sign posts along roads. After a lot of convincing that he wasn’t “making fun of him”, Kakuzu finally got Hidan to let him teach him basic reading and math skills over the course of a year.

When Orochimaru was a part of the Akatsuki, one day he managed to get Konan alone and was hitting on her in a very creepy Jiraiya-esque way. Turns out that he was merely trying to get her to trust him so that, when he ultimately left the Akatsuki, he would be able to convince her to follow so he could study her body and paper-jutsu. Having had no close experiences with women other than Tsunade, who always responded favorably to flirtatious behavior, he’d assumed that this was how ALL women would react. If Itachi hadn’t driven Oro away, Konan would have blindsided and killed him first.

Nagato (in a Pein body) gave the sex talk to Deidara, Hidan and Itachi. All three of them hadn’t the slightest clue about how anything worked in that regard. Sasori gave him diagrams out of his medical books to aid in his talk. Nagato kept having to add on to his talk because of the questions. “What if you’re a guy who likes guys? How does that work?” “What if you don’t like anyone like that, or you don’t want to ever do those kind of things; is that okay?”

In strong sunlight:

Konan burns bright red.

Itachi and Hidan brown.

Zetsu withers.

Nagato dehydrates within two minutes. As does Kisame.

Deidara sprouts freckles.

Sasori smells like a fire.

Obito and his Hashirama cell DNA photosynthesize like a damn tree.

Kakuzu also turns into a freckle-factory but because his skin is already so dark, it’s unnoticeable.

Sasori has fairly moderate misophonia and especially can’t stand the sound of people chewing. It was one of his primary reasons for turning his body into a puppet; so he no longer had to endure the sound of himself eating. He thought he’d died and gone to hell when he found out that Deidara chews food with all three mouths.

Deidara likes Tobi to read to him at night. It gives him a very comfortable sleepy feeling. The more Deidara nods off the more Tobi lets his voice become more natural/Obito. This is pleasant to Obito because doing the “Tobi voice” all day puts a huge strain on his throat, so it’s nice to be able to break character once in a while and speak normally.

Hidan is extremely sensitive to the cold and will do anything to avoid having to travel or do missions in the winter.

Konan has kept a diary of her life ever since she was a child. She picked up the habit of writing during the period when Jiraiya was staying with/watching over her, Nagato and Yahiko.

Deidara developed a hell of a crush on Kakashi after “meeting” and getting his arms blown off by him and the Konoha nin. He’d gush about Kakashi for days afterward … to Tobi. Tobi who had to grit his teeth and not start screaming over how Kakashi unintentionally attracted everyone that Obito was ever interested in.

Best Smelling to Worst Smelling:

Konan

Tobi/Obito

Deidara

Kakuzu

Kisame

Zetsu

Itachi (would be higher but often smells like strong, bitter medicine and night-sweats)

Nagato (his actual body, not a Pein body)

Hidan and Sasori tie for worst because both smell like blood and corpses

Obito never killed his grandmother during the Uchiha massacre. He used a very powerful jutsu to erase her memory and then relocate her to a place in a village far away that took care of the elderly. He pays the facility with the money he earns/steals during missions, and every so often he’ll go and visit her at night, when she’s alone in her room. She doesn’t know who he is and just thinks that he’s a nice young man that’s there because he’s visiting somebody else.

Kisame loves to bake. It started because he was worried over Itachi being so thin and never seeming to want to eat anything other than desserts. So Kisame taught himself how to make cakes and pies and cookies, etc. Over time it became a zen-like activity to him that helps him relax and clear his head when he’s stressed out.

Kakuzu is as vain over his hair as Deidara is over his own. At least once a week they’ll get together and give each other trims and deep conditioning treatments. Sometimes Itachi will join if he feels up to it. Hidan mocks them for this but is secretly trying to grow his hair longer so that he can join them.

[cryb4bie]

Annoying. So utterly annoying.

Sasori thought as he angrily walked ahead of Y/N. The said girl timidly walked not too far behind him. Her soft sweaty hands holding one another behind her. A frown played on her lips as she stared at the ground.

The reason Sasori was so annoyed was because he didn’t see why Pain had made Y/N come along with him on this mission. All she did was stare at him, and if he caught her, she’d immediately apologize, blush, and look away.

Sasori wasn’t dumb. He knew this 21 year old girl had a crush on him. It was obvious. He had told her numerous times, he was a puppet and he doesn’t not feel, love, or care for her feelings. He had much more important things to do rather than pay attention to a child.

“Sasori?” You quietly asked, tightening your grip on your other hand. Your heart was beating crazy. He made you so nervous.

“What.” He replied quickly, annoyed.

Y/N felt a tug at her heart. She frowned.

“A-Are you angry with me?” You asked, hoping he’d say no.

“Not with you, no.” “Then, why are you angry?” She asked, confused.

Sasori didn’t reply, he just continued walking ahead of her. Y/N took a deep breath before building up her courage to walk beside him.

Sasori side eyed her, before looking away at the trees above them. ‘Cant believe I had to leave Hiruko at the base,’ he annoyingly thought. He closed his eyes in irritation, as a ‘tch’ sound left his lips.

‘He’s so pretty,’ Y/N thought as she admired his short beautiful red hair, his long dark eyelashes, and his beautiful sculpted lips.

You watched as his figure moved past beautiful tall trees, with the prettiest shade of green leaves. The sun making his hair an even brighter shade of red, his grayish-brown eyes shimmering-

“Stop staring,” he demanded, not looking at you. How does he know I was staring at him? Oh gosh, have I been staring at him for so long that I didn’t notice? I must look like a creep, oh my-

“Stop overthinking.”

The girl’s eyes widened, as her body went stiff. The first thing that flew out of her mouth was an apology. “I-I’m sorry,” she murmured.

Sasori became even more annoyed. Why did she feel the need to apologize for everything? Was she sorry she was staring? Or was she sorry she got caught? Before he could dwell on the matter longer, he realized, he didn’t care. He didn’t need to be thinking about some little girl’s apology problem.

He huffed in annoyance and turned his head away from her. Even though, you couldn’t see it, Sasori was flustered. If he were human, his cheeks would be a rosy shade of pink.

Y/N saw him turn his head away from her. Is he mad at me? Have I done something wrong? Y/N’s eyes began to water.

The girl had a bad anxiety problem. Everything hurt her heart if something went wrong when she has full control of the situation. If anything went bad, it was her fault. If something didn’t go as planned, it was her fault. If she couldn’t speak without stuttering, her fault.

She hated her heart so much for pounding loudly in her chest. She hated her mind even more for the unwanted thoughts. But it can’t be helped.

“Sasori?” You tried to keep your voice from cracking. “What?” He snappishly answered, looking at you. His eyes slightly widened at your teary eyes. You had almost missed the look of worry on his face, but it was gone the second it came.

“I really am sorry,” you apologized once more.

Without realizing it, Sasori didn’t feel the need to roll his eyes or become annoyed. He just sighed in patience. “I know,” he quietly said.

“Do you forgive me?”

“Yes.”

[ozzgin]

Yandere! Akatsuki Headcanons: Halloween with their Darling

Featuring the Akatsuki and how they would spend Halloween with a Darling that loves the spooky season!

Itachi

Itachi is rather introverted and doesn't like parties or loud events. He could, of course, put on a smile and interact with anyone if it was for your sake, but he will be looking forward to being alone with you once again. Plainly put, he has no interest in other people.

He finds your excitement cute and might suggest that you spend a quiet evening in the graveyard, feeding the ravens and discussing horror movies and literature. It's peaceful, comforting and fitting. Oh, he just loves hearing your voice.

Truly, what could be more romantic than debating ghoulish matters among the dead and decayed? For Itachi it is a statement in itself, that your love prevails over everything. Perhaps even foreshadowing, if anyone ever dares to interfere.

Kisame

Kisame will be happy to comply with any proposal as long as you're by his side. That's really the only requirement for his successful Halloween. If you prefer larger events, he will dutifully keep suitors away and allow you to mingle with your friends. Otherwise a cozy evening indoors will suffice.

Now listen, when it comes to horror movies I’m sure the first thought is usually Jaws. But I had this picture in my head: watching Silent Hill with Kisame and getting him to dress up as Pyramid Head. If there’s a costume party happening, he’ll be right behind you in that bloodied up apron and great knife dragging along.

In fact, you could even go for a matching costume, such as Bubble Head Nurse. Kisame takes his role very seriously, so naturally once you’re alone he might just do what Pyramid Head does. You can tell he’s been looking forward to it once his imposing gloved hand is around your throat, grip tightening in anticipation.

Sasori

Sasori will be against any social event, so you better not pester him with any of those annoying Halloween parties. He does not care for it and he finds it an utter waste of time that could be spent with you instead. Why do you need the company of others?

If you must celebrate in some way, he’d much rather compromise on some quiet, cultural activity. Perhaps some museum exhibition, or a candlelight organ concert in a church. Even better, a horror movie at home so he doesn’t have to worry about perverts eyeing you.

I like to think he’d enjoy Tim Burton movies. They’re artsy and tasteful and a lot of the recurring themes might pique his interest. You’ll finish watching Edward Scissorhands and notice he’s been thoughtfully gazing at you for some time. Is anything wrong? Not really. He’d just been pondering that you won’t be allowed to grow old. He’ll make sure of it.

Deidara

Deidara is a thrill seeker and will absolutely share your enthusiasm for Halloween. Costume parties, haunted houses, amusement parks, you name it. He loves a good scare and might even compile an elaborate list of activities to make sure you have the best time. Truth be told, seeing you enjoying yourself might be the actual highlight.

He won’t mind, however, if you’d prefer a less intense evening. There’s plenty of things to do away from the crowd, such as pumpkin carving. He’ll do his best to impress you with his artistic skills, presenting highly elaborate carvings, often depicting your favorite things. He lives to entertain you.

If he thinks about it, this is a perfect opportunity to prove to you that really no one else compares. His love for you is unmatched. And as he likes to say, the holiday isn’t complete until it ends with a bang ;) (Had to make the joke)

Kakuzu

Ugh. Kakuzu just dreads the upcoming holidays. It’s all puerile, commercial quackery and he does his best to ignore the nonsense. Or he used to, at the very least. As much as it irritates him, your disappointed expression might be even more unbearable. He does have a soft spot for you, after all.

So fine, go ahead. Do your silly little Halloween shenanigans. As long as he doesn’t have to deal with other people. It’s really just the best for everyone involved. You wouldn’t want some poor soul complimenting your outfit to immediately meet their demise at the hands of your intimidating boyfriend. His patience might be thin, but when it comes to you it’s basically nonexistent.

Ideally it’ll be just you and him. Graveyards, horror movies, haunted houses, pumpkin patches, whatever your little heard desires. If he’s in a good mood, he might even be willing to don a matching costume.

Hidan

Given Hidan’s beliefs, he’s not very impressed by some pagan invention, although he does enjoy the activities that come with it. It’s his guilty pleasure. Especially because he gets to see you all dressed up.

That might just be the main reason, really. You. He loves seeing your excitement and would do anything to entertain it. He enjoys social events where he can show you off, but doing things alone as a couple is also perfectly fine. Okay, if he’s entirely honest, he would very much like to parade you around as his.

All the gore and the terror really gets him into the mood. By the end of the day he’ll be a starved man, and you can be sure that once he gets his hands on you it will be a bloody, scratching, biting mess. He’s probably the type to suggest you do it in a graveyard for the thrills.

Pein

Pein pretends not to care, but he is very much aware your favorite holiday is approaching. He’ll prepare weeks in advance to make sure he won’t have any paperwork or surprise missions. The day will be entirely dedicated to you.

He will either quietly follow you around to whatever plans you’ve made, like a loyal dog, or will conjure his own activities in case you didn’t expect too much productivity to be possible. Oh, the things he’ll do for your sake. Anything for a glimpse of that genuine smile.

You’re quite amused by the fact that Pein retains his serious expression no matter what jumpscares come your way. Impressed, you can’t help but ask him: “Is there even anything that frightens you?” And he won’t have to contemplate an answer for long. Naturally the thought of losing you. All the other artificial horrors pale in comparison. But you needn’t worry, he will never, ever allow it to happen.

Konan

Konan is only mildly excited about Halloween, but she will never say no to spending time with you. Additionally, it comes with the opportunity of doing arts and crafts as a way to relax. Forget buying decorations, she’ll be crafting the most exquisite garlands and ornaments you’ve ever laid eyes on.

She prefers to keep to herself. If you desire to attend a social gathering, she won’t downright refuse, but she’ll maintain her distance from the crowd and count the hours until you’re alone and together.

I feel like she would treat it as a spooky Valentine’s Day. She’ll show up with an elaborate gothic bouquet of flowers and a card quoting your favorite horror book or movie. “I have crossed oceans of time to find you”, as she lovingly once read in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. You’re her very own undying romance.

Tobi

You might think you’re excited for Halloween, but it quickly fades when compared to Tobi’s enthusiasm. Before you can even mention it to him, he will present you with a full itinerary of things to do together. He has been counting the days, constantly daydreaming of having all the fun in the world with you.

Similarly childish is his possessiveness. You find his little bouts of jealousy when you’re among other people terribly cute, as he pouts and tries to drag you away, reminding you dramatically that he’s your Halloween date. Only him.

Although you’re taken aback by his abrupt change of tone, when at some point during the night the silly threats turn into a deep, jarring voice demanding your undivided attention. Surprised? It’s a holiday of frights, after all. Perhaps he’ll show you how scary he can be if he wants to.

[theheirofthesharingan]

Are there any silly or interesting Itachi/Sasuke/other character headcanons you've always wanted to share?

Some of these will be Modern-AUish, some canon compliant, and some Akatsuki AU.

Whenever Sasuke sees something that's interesting to (only) him as a child he rushes to Itachi to share it. Itachi is his go-to person whenever he wants to share something. Itachi sometimes lets Sasuke's excitement slide because he's too busy/too tired, and little Sasuke is infuriated. He expresses his fury in form of stomping his feet, walking around the house with a pout. He keeps yelling in front of Itachi's room that no one loves him and genuinely looks sad. No one understands why Sasuke is acting so weird until Itachi picks on it and gives Sasuke some treat. It's super easy to please him.

Itachi is a bad cook. Sasuke is even worse. That's why whenever their parents aren't home, Itachi cooks and Sasuke waits instead of helping him. One time when Sasuke "helped", it almost invited disaster. Itachi swore to never let Sasuke in since then. Sasuke is super salty because what he did at 12 shouldn't be held against him, right? Itachi won't listen. Their parents have no idea about it. So, whenever Itachi cooks something in his millionth attempt, certain that he made the dish perfect, Sasuke always shoots him down with "I've had better". Though later at night he sneaks into the kitchen to finish the rest, because why not.

Sasuke likes to hang out with Madara, but he's always been scared of the old man. Sasuke says he looks good only when he's not speaking or smiling. He always hides behind Itachi whenever Madara is visiting them. Itachi often uses it against Sasuke when he won't let him finish his work. "Go to sleep, Sasuke, or Madara uncle will come." It's an inside joke and Madara is definitely not pleased because he loves kids. He doesn't want to be the bad guy in Sasuke's eyes.

Both the brothers love to go on long cycle rides, especially in summers.

Naruto and Sasuke have a lot of sleepovers. Whenever Sasuke has to go to Naruto's house, Itachi drops him there. And when Naruto has to come to Sasuke's house, they want Itachi to tell them horror stories. Not overly keen on scaring them both, he tries to evade, but Naruto wouldn't listen. To set the mood, all the lights are kept off, and as soon as Itachi starts, Naruto hides himself in covers, and Sasuke rolls his eyes. Although later at night neither Naruto nor Sasuke want to go out alone to pee. Sasuke is just as scared as Naruto. He just doesn't want to show.

Minato and Kushina love both the brothers. Because of them their families are super close as well. Occasionally, Minato would take all the three kids to some other city/fun place, and come home super exhausted, because Naruto and Sasuke are a menace.

When they're kids, and Mikoto and Fugaku have to leave for a few hours, Kakashi and Yamato have to babysit them. Kakashi hates it because he'd rather be reading his books, but Yamato loves spending time with them. He loves to spoil both the kids. Sasuke just ends up pulling Yamato's hair and also tries to pull Kakashi's mask. But he can't.

Itachi has a Danzo plushie, decorated with red marks and is beaten down badly as if Itachi likes to punch it every time he's mad. Mikoto is horrified because since when her sweet child become this violent. Fugaku gives Itachi a treat when he learns this. Sasuke just likes to pull Danzo plushie's ears because they're fun to him.

Sasuke hates Shisui and Izumi at home. They steal the time he can spend with his nii-san. But when Itachi is not home, Shisui takes Sasuke with him and they train and Shisui deliberately loses his matches. Sasuke tells everything to Itachi with glee that he defeated Shisui when they trained together. Sasuke grudgingly admits to himself only that he likes spending time with Shisui too, but he won't ever feed Shisui's ego, because his nii-san is still the best.

Kisame is another person Sasuke is scared of. But he gets to like him. If anything, if ever Sasuke is mad at his brother, Kisame sides with Sasuke, and tells his brother how terrible of a big brother Itachi is. One day, Sasuke spent exactly 30 minutes complaining about Itachi to Kisame. And obviously, Kisame lectured Itachi that evening.

Being Itachi's little brother, Sasuke is the unofficial member of the Akatsuki. He has his own tiny Akatsuki robe. He doesn't understand why he doesn't get "dangerous" missions like his brother does. They tell him he's the most important person in the Akatsuki, so he must get special treatment. They keep all the gory shit out of his knowledge.

Sasuke really, really dislikes Kakuzu. He also finds Hidan weird. He wants to protect his brother from Deidara because Deidara just seems like he's obsessed with his brother. Itachi must be protected from him.

The people Sasuke loves in the Akatsuki after his brother are Konan and Sasori. Sasori makes puppets/toys for him (without all the blood and stuff) and gifts them to Sasuke. Konan is like a mom to him. In Itachi's absence she takes care of Sasuke.