#fake it till you make it lmao

[weheirsofdurin]

Welp no work today or tomorrow. As not only do I have the Flu, but I tested positive for strep throat too. 😂 gods I wish parent would keep their kids HOME if they are sick. Like I get it, they have to work or find alternate childcare, but sending in one kid could infect my class of 9-10, and me. Then I go home infect my household of 3 others and my child and then my child goes in before showing signs and could now infect her class of 17.

So instead of going to the dr and getting you lie on antibiotics for 2 days, we now have about 30 possibly sick.

I mean that’s not confirmed or anything as my child is doing fine and went to the dr Saturday. But it’s so easy to spread like this.

But in positive news, I look hella good for someone that’s got both the flu and strep.

[galehowl]

Can't believe I finally made a new character that is... Actually new and not Ray and/or Drago in a different setting lmao

He's an Astromancer for our new DnD campaign, some random info under the cut

Disguises as a high elf via a handy magical illusion thanks to an enchanted ring and necklace, and goes by the name Rovan when as such

Also goes by "he" while in disguise, but normally uses they/it as well, doesn't really care which are used

Astromancer, so... space magic. Ended up being a spellblade with teleportation powers and also... Fire. So much starfire.

The glowing patterns on his body shift and change by will or as a reaction to various things, much like those of "our" cephalopods; they're bioluminescent and are way more noticeable in the dark, though the intensity and hue can change

Glasses also act as sunglasses when out and about during the day, as its eyes are sensitive to sunlight, and it generally keeps its body mostly covered as well

Would probably be called a nerd

Is trying to help investigate a series of murders in a town along with the rest of the group, since they were asked for help by the locals

Locals who heard rumors that the group helped uncover a cult a few years ago, which was literally accidental on their part, they were all in the wrong place, wrong time, don't really know each other and went their separate ways afterwards, no one actually is good at solving crimes

No one in the group knows that the elf is not, in fact, an elf

[kovalitics]

Being an adult is weird.

[deansmom]

It really is a shame that Dean Winchester is dead because he would ride so hard for the tortured poet’s department 😔🖤✊🏻

[notajoinerofthings]

my mentors telling me that i appear to be really calm and confident in front of the class? sounds fake but ok.

[skeelly]

my toxic trait is thinking i can write just as well as EDGAR ALLAN POE

[lightbulb-warning]

WIPperoni that im v excited to see how its gonna turn out >:3c

[festivalfoxes]

every few months i get the urge to go back to school and then i remember that i actually hated being in school all the time forever in every incarnation. i just recieved acknowledgement of potential usefulness from it and was supposed to enjoy it. i did not and i did not learn very many things either because when i struggled the main advice my mom gave me was 'fake it till you make it' so i got suprememly good at faking it and learned dick fuck about anything else, on account of all the problems. so the recurring attempted anxiety dreams about Being In School and just not giving a single fuck, openly and explicitly, are really helping me not succumb to the madness of 'maybe if i tried to get a degree it would fix me'

[xxcherrycherixx]

This is your reminder to BE the party

If no one is dancing get up there and dance like a fucking crackhead on the best high of their life

I went into this gay bar with just a couple slightly dancing together near their table, i fucking took my coat off and showed those fuckers how to have a good time.

Then people started to join me and then people joined them and the next thing you know everyone is having fun!

I had so many drunk queer men approach me tonight to say how much they loved my dancing and the fact i was just happy to move to any music. When i stopped to sit for a little, one of the people from the couple came over to say that he was shocked that i took a break, they had seen me dance nonstop literally the entire time i was there. Have fun and be free and people will admire that in you and want to join you.

[a-concert-just-for-me]

Every time I see her I go into fight or flight mode a little bit (a lotta bit)

[muzzlemouths]

you're a celebrity to me

🥺🥺🥺

WWWAAAAAAAGHH TY TY TY TY

[scare-ard--sleigh]

today I got praised for giving Difficult Feedback and tomorrow I will give Even More Difficult Feedback but I reheated 2 pizza slices in my air fryer and one of them came out absolutely god tier perfect and I'm done early enough for a nap so it's all good

[sheepie-self-ships]

honest to god i think the next person I date irl is just gonna have to deal with the fact that All M-ght is gonna take precedence over them for a long time 💀 he has been there long before them and most likely will be long after they're gone so they better know their place in my mental hierarchy,,,,

[cinemaactor]

Oof lmao

[sleepyagent]

Fuck, only imagining kissing you still makes my heart jump a bit🤡

[zickmonkey]

Assuming it's not actually a ploy to murder me can you imagine the bonding that'll happen over the week we have together, just the two of us, in a brand new place, ONLY FOR US TO JUST SEPARATE AND PROBABLY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN

That's some insane shit hardcore