#family guy nooooooooooo

[theviolenttomboy]

Someone introduced Yamamoto to Family Guy in the twitter replies and now he's interested in looking it up, nooooooooooo

[calware]

TT: ‘Sup. TG: sup TG: this definitely won’t get confusing TT: Are you kidding me? It's about as downright comprehensive as it could ever get. TG: glad were on the same page TG: might as well be in the same paragraph with how on the same page we are TT: I’d wager we’ve even made it down to the exact sentence. TG: hell yeah we have TG: my brain is short circuitin here tryin to keep track of whos talking @_@ TT: Just leave the short-circuiting to me then, ok? TG: at least jas had the decency to change her color to a unique hex lmao TT: Of course. As if I wasn't civilized.

TT: You’re part housecat. TT: Emphasis on the “house” prefix. What sort of stray do you take me for? TG: O_O TG: woah lets back up on the snarky broad infighting and set the record straight here cause by scratching our session TG: we created your universe ie chronologically we take precedent TG: ie we get dibs TG: ie rose and i shouldnt have to change colors  TT: Oh hell no. Ain’t no way I'm changing my text color a second time. TG: yeah and u guys were made from our genes soooo technically we were here first TG: that may be true for you two but i *know* dirk made hal when he was 13 so ill keep chilling over here with the red text rights TT: That text has composed my entire nonphysical self for the past 3 years. I’d argue I’m more deserving of its hue. TT: Are we really just going to bicker the entire time? TG: Only ten minutes into a conversation and we’re already at each other’s throats. TG: hal tbf u started it lool TT: … TT: ……… TG: …………… TT: ………………………… TG: what r all tha dots 4……………… TG: WAIT CRAP TG: aaaughh dave u tricked me!! using proper punctuation and everythin TT: It seems there simply aren’t enough colors in the rainbow to sustain our familial unit. Pity. TT: Hey, first I’m losing my text color and now I gotta give up my beloved speech pattern? I might as well saw off my totally new and legit arms while I’m at it. TT: We could always switch over to hemotyping! TG: oh my god jas youre a genius TG: NOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT TT: Yes. That’d be hilarious. TG: signnn am i gonna have 2 double check ur initials every time one of u sends a message now… TT: Sure, you could. TT: But how can you be sure it wasn’t Dirk who just sent that? We still use the same account, you know. TG: GAHH ARE YOU KIDDIN ME TT: Don’t worry Rox, I’m just messin’ with you. TT: Or am I. TG: this family is a nightmare

[actualbird]

i can't insert images so i hope u know what I'm talking about but marius secretly orchestrating an NXX hangout is so precious and dear to me. NXX found family REAL!!!! hopefully u were as insane about this fact as i was

(having thoughts about marius being embarrassed/shy for quality time with his favorite people in a polynxx scenario now. thanks hoyo.)

// enduring light event story spoilers

worry not because i can insert images in the response and heres that bit but from my reactions thread on twt because i ALSO LOVED THAT PART SO MUCH

marius: oh nnnooooo all you other guys butted into this conversation i was having in front of all of you. oh nnnnoooo you all wanna join this event that Needs 5 people teams. oh nOOoOOoooOoO we're gonna have to go on another kooky adventure together!!!

rosa: I See What's Going On

marius being shy to ask for quality time with the team is SO CUTE and i now hc that thats how he is when hes even asking for regular things like hangouts or dates, he says it under the guise of it being either something else or him making it look like he toootally didnt plan for it, no siree

[shady-shrub]

do guys ever rewatch tgwdlm and realize bill is actually so sad???? )))):

mr. sir was ready to KILL HIMSELF because he got his daughter killed (did he actually? not really. how could he have known she got off the bus?? how could he have known there would've been a world ending musical?!)

unless...

JUSR KIDDING. just because its the same actor doesn't mean anything guys. hahahahfhjgnvv

:| no one mention the jon matteson family tree please guys PLEASE THERES SO MANY WAYS THINGS COULD TURN AAAAAAAA

okay but seriously, Paul calling Bill his best friend?? not going to let him die??

AND THEN HE DIES!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO

emotional gut punch hrjrngnng. its sad but the moment passes quickly to keep things going. i just think we coulda lingered on it a bit more. because its technically the first non musical death of the musical?? earhrrmm devastating.

(of course he shows up later as a musical puppet BUT STILL.)

[michaelmylove]

Ok so since apparently people liked when I live-blogged HFTH last time I’m doing it again!

Excuse me while I go and purchase a diamond hound

this is a beautiful description tbh

Dawg <3

ooh what’s chasing her

did the monster kill her parents

:O

secret door! Love those. Gotta be one of my favorite genders

nom

why is this whole family into the ‘let me do it for you’ dog

gah damn that’s ominous as hell

thin face white dog??

FYM OTHER GHOSTS BABE THOSE ARENT NORMAL

YO WEREWOLF PARENTS dope

why are they trying to kill her

thanks ghost Pringles dog <3

well that’s a bit blunt

i will absolutely adopt a fucked up monster dog

Big Mikey!

body??

i love German shepherds

to be safe about what?????

steward jeffrey

death by monster

i feel like this music doesn’t really match what’s happening but tbh I love it

Zelda?? Dope ass old lady name I love her

is this the same guy from last episode

jonah! It is the same guy

This seems. Invasive

facebook 2 electric boogaloo

spooky adverts!

Give my girls their breakfast!!

”when you don’t know what the job is, bring all the tools” raw ass line!

darkness ! Spooky!

oh nO DOGGY

oh my goodness

DOGGY

WHAT THE HELL

HEIDI NO

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

NOOOO HEIDI

FUCKING DAMMIT HECTOR

NOOOOOOO

KILL IT

WHAT THE HELL

I HOPE HEIDI IS OKAY OMG

HELL YEAH HECTOR PROTECT YOUR BABIES

HEIDI

NO HEIDI

HEIDI NOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KILL THE FUCKING BOG BASTARD

GHOST HEIDI!! HELLO BABY!! HELLO! WELCOME BACK!!!!

this was a fucking rollercoaster good god

Woah I love solar eclipses

these descriptions are dope. As. Hell.

Ahhh ok took me a minute but I understand

eclipse werewolves :D

niceeeeeee

Girl power let’s go

You take that back this instant dogs are bestest

santa type behavior

this one was so fun!!

[bug-decal-kissing]

Hey friends!

A new work, A Moment with You by SoyLee, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of General Audiences and Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, with additional tags "fanchild"

You can read it here:

MERRY CHRYSLIS ! WITH A BABY !! THEY ARE A FAMILY <33333 delicious, delicious fluffy writing <3333 I think Scarab deserves to have a little contentment, as a treat <3/silly

NSFW works are below the cut :].

A new work, A Taste For Him by ineedlemonade, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Dom/sub Undertones, Oral Sex, Trans Male Character, Manhandling, Smut, Not Beta Read, Shameless Smut, Multiple Orgasms, Non-Human Genitalia, Mildly Dubious Consent, Hair-pulling, Masochism, Dominant Bottom, Short & Sweet, BDSM, Exactly What It Says on the Tin, Gay Sex"

You can read it here:

Prismo with a hair thing makes me cheer TUG THAT BITCH YEAH !!! He is so in love with Scarab it's going to make me violent/j. RAAAAAGH KISS EACH OTHER (they are literally having sex) !!!

Interlinked, by Finn565, was updated today, with 12/14 Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and Graphic Depictions Of Violence, with additional tags "Human AU, Blade Runner AU, I played pretty lose with the lore so forgive me for that, Violence, not too gorey tho, Slow Burn, Enemies to Lovers, Orbo is a piece of shit, sorry I just made him that way in this fic, Prismo is just a lovely guy, Prismo is going to teach Scarab to love fr, Kissing, Hurt/Comfort, Porn With Plot, smut in later chapters, Confessions, Trans Scarab, they’re in love your honor, Suicidal Thoughts, someone dies but I have a plan I promis, Just stuck with me, The suicidal thoughts are just for a moment and they do not kill themselves, Okay I promise there is a happy ending for this"

You can read it here:

NO NONO NONNONONONONOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE SO CLOOOOOSE SO CLOSE TO A HAPPY ENDING !!!! NOOOO IM GOING TO CRY PRISMO !!!!! WHY WHYYYYYYY AAAAAGH FALLS TO THE GROUND AND DIES

A new work, Tense by a__pigeon, was published today, with 1/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "human prismo, Out of Character, Smut, Cunnilingus, Coming Untouched, Alien Biology, Scarab's got a an alien cock, and an alien pussy, Prismo has a cock, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Bottom Scarab (Adventure Time), Top Prismo, Praise Kink, Subspace, Tags May Change, Begging, Stress Relief, Hand Jobs, Aftercare"

You can read it here:

Sometimes you are letting your friend-not-really-friend-but-kinda-friend vent out his frustrations and then you guys have sex and that's just how it is/silly. Scarab finally gets to be VULNERABLE MWAHAHAHAHAHA YESSS!!!

[nerdyenby]

Lime time :D I’m watching Sniff

Their setup is suffering lmao

The extended discussion of if this team is family friendly or not and then Ollie’s “Okay FUCK” 😂😂😂

“Sometimes it’s hard for me to shoot people because I’m bad at the game” Sniff my beloved!!

Guqqie’s excitement over there not being fall damage is so real

Sniff kinda popping off!!!!

This team is so silly goofy, this is gonna be such a fun time :))

Sniff muting to gush about how nice their team is <333

“I’m gonna run to the bathroom real fast” “Go piss, girl” SNIFF /pos

She said that to Purpled lmao 😂😂😂

Ollie being offended at the implication that he doesn’t sound Spanish enough

“I will be deafening during ace race to sing the I’m Just Ken song” “That’s fine” “Yeah, for sure” “That’s so fair, that’s just morally correct” Guqqie BASED

Rocket Spleef

THEYRE SO PREPARED!!!!!

Purpled is such a tryhard, I love him

“Not the puzzle pieces […] If I do bad in this game, I’m calling up Autism Speaks and I’m having a word with them, I’m just saying” that’s my audhd icon!!

“I’ve never been drunk before” and I believe him because Purpled Bedwars would never lie

Ableist map!!!! /j

“I love how we all look like little flies hanging out” Sniff Snifferish is only correct all the time

On the fence, what a legend!!!!!!

Purpled is too powerful you guys

Hole in the Wall

This isn’t a great game for them rip, at least it’s out of the way tho

Sniff and Guqqie <333

Everyone getting their chance to pop off my beloved

Sniff’s Purpled appreciation speech :(( them <3

Skybattle

“We don’t want people, we don’t like people” so true Purpled

SNIFF SNIFFERISHHHHHHH!!!!!! my streamer won skybattle

*Ollie instantly dies, is still screaming* “It’s okay, we move on” this team is everything to me, their energy is so

Ok but Guqqie managing a team kill in skybattle is so iconic of them

Yellow is a strong team, Ollie is one of the only players expressing a healthy fear of their raw power and I love him for that

Meltdown

Purpled and Guqqie being so excited about the new routes my beloved <333

They’re killing it!!!!

Purpled is such a good igl I will not shut up about it

#1 pink supporters fr :))

That fight against red was so uncomfortably close quarters lol, they did great tho

Sniff sacrificing herself to save Purpled, team player of all time <33

Guqqie and Sniff digging into Purpled for calling them “chat” my beloved

Battle Box

They did that!!!!

They popped off!!!! Absolutely destroyed!!!!!

Ace Race

The mega chicken’s betrayal was brutal

“I’m just Ken” 😭😭😭

NOOOOOOOOOOO SNIFFFFFFFF ;-;

Xeir recovery though!!!!! He’s making back that time!!

Grid Runners

“I’m sorry if it sounds like I’m barking orders” “You can bark, you can bark” “Yeah, you can meow if you’re up for it” this team 😂

Purpled losing his mind at that one pig is so valid but it’s also very funny to me

They’re on a roll!!!! Golf and dunk tank were clean

Purpled is confident with redstone, didn’t know that lol

Sands of Time

Excited about this strat :))

Guqqie do not apologize omg /aff

They’re so low on time, it’s stressing me out

Love them appreciating how much yellow popped off, they did incredible and it might be the biggest lead in season 3 (am definitely going to look into that now whoops)

Dodgebolt

“I love my girlfriend!!” “Really? No way, I never would’ve guessed” sapphic on sapphic violence lmao

Purpled asking if Walli can join the call lmao

You could tell me Purpled and Walli were boyfriends and I would believe you tbh, only inkling of hesitation is Purpled’s intentional token straight energy

Sniff popping off!!!! You owe corporations nothing and transphobes can fuck off

Purpled’s sympathy for Fruit’s plight my beloved

Them manually translating, language barriers lose!!!!

“I have adhd, I’m off my meds, please forgive me” SAME, WHERES MY FREAKING ADDERALL REFILL @mypsychiatrist

Great team, great times, great vibes :))

[bitegore]

i told my dad to tap me in if he goes somewhere for dinner (becase YESTERDAY the fucking family went out for food and ice cream and just didnt bother to fucking tell me am i mad? am i mad? nooooooooooo) and if he doesn't i think ill walk my ass down to one of the local bars and make some friends with the weird 35 year old guys who hang around there

[obsidiancreates]

PHEW HE'S GOT A NEW BATTLE SHELL

YEAH SPLINTER APRIL FUCKS SHIT UP SHE RULES

Oh shit Leo is hurt

CHEW HIM OUTTTTTT CASEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I MEAN TO BE FAIR HE'S 14 BUT HE NEEDS THIS CHEWING OUT- okay the "This guy" was a little harsh Casey but you did watch your whole family be murdered and are watching it all happen a second time so I'll excuse it

God these Krang are so much scarier and grosser

OH CASEY HE'S TRYING SO HARD

Oh damn Leo is strong as hell

DONNIE MIKEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

APRILLLLLLLL SPLINTER YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Oh fuck there's 40 minutes left oh fuck

Donnie honnie exit hyperfixation mode

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO RAPH GOT COCOONED FUCK FUCK FUCK

NOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S KRANGEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EW EW EW IT BURST OUT OF HIS EYE EWWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

THIS WILL BE 40 MINUTES OF AGONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

RAPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nervous stimming so hard I hate this oh god UGH THE SOUNDS

OH THIS TECHNODROME IS MUCH MUCH SCARIER

SHIT DUDE THIS IS INTENSE AS FUCK

[bionicleactiontales]

bionicle actiontales secret star force twist reveal

the jedi knights soldiers toa johnnie takanuva & toa tahnnie tahu & their jedi rookies sidekicks huey redy jet duck & dewey bluey turbo duck & donald donna donnie storm duck & their female clone trooper webby webbigail vanderquack to face their deadly enemy, the dark hooded sith lord, they have no choice to only to face him, but the dark hooded sith lord is actually dewey dewford duck who fall into the dark side by the darkness.

dewey bluey turbo duck: we are never join you to join the dark side.

dark hooded sith lord: oh you guys hate be bad, but your uncle huey never told you what happened to your father, because he forget the last part of your father.

donald donna donnie storm duck: forget it, he told us everything.

huey redy jet duck: our uncle huey would never forget the last part of our father.

dewey bluey turbo duck: they’re right, he told us enough, he told us you killed him, because he never forget the last part of our father.

dark hooded sith lord are now dark dewey dewford duck: no, this is not the last part of your father, however dewey and huey and donald, i am your father, this is the last part of your father.

donald donna donnie storm duck: said what?

huey redy jet duck: no, it can’t be?

dewey blue turbo duck: no, no, it’s not true, that’s impossible!

dark dewey dewford duck: search your feelings. you know it to be true! Dewey!

donald donna donnie storm duck: oh phooey!

huey redy jet duck: oh duck god dammit!

dewey blue turbo duck: nooooooooooo! nooooooooooo!

dark dewey dewford duck: dewey, huey, donald, you can destroy the emperor. he has foreseen this. it is your destiny. join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son! no, as father and sons! my sons, come with me, it is the only way… this is your chance to save our whole family.

dewey blue turbo duck: (he has to think something at the lightsaber duel) hey guys, what we going to do something else.

donald donna donnie storm duck: (disappointed) ooohhh... this is a worst family reunion ever.

huey redy jet duck: (he read his jedi gulde book) oh come jedi gulde book, you are our only hope to stop our father’s madness life.

webby webbigail vanderquack: (confuse freak out) oh my god!?! this dark lord is actually dewey and huey and donald’s father!?!

toa tahnnie tahu: (he punching his fist hands) so he want to rule the galaxy, let's kick his butt at the real lightsaber duel.

toa johnnie takanuva: hey tahu, this is not a jedi way, you know you has to deal with it, just let me help you to defect him at the real lightsaber duel.

[praphit]

Ant-Man 3: “B**ch Be**er have my M**ey!”

It sucks, you know?? When you have a high expectation for something and it turns out to be a dud: whether it's a movie or an album, a restaurant... 

a Super Bowl Halftime Show... With a Marvel movie, you're excited, others see it first, and the reactions are -

You're like "NO!"

BUT, you find the polar opposite reactions as well... although THOSE reactions are coming from kids, or people who were drunk/high while watching, or people who show up to the theater like this guy -

So, what are you supposed to believe? (Kids, Lesson Time: "Don't have expectations.")

I'm sure you've heard certain complaints about Ant-Man 3 already. I will say that most of those complaints are 100. Does that mean the movie is bad?

It starts off with the loveable Scott Lang, skipping and whistling down the street; not a care in the world, and feeling himself, cuz he has taken sole responsibility for saving the world ("End Game"). And why not?? - he's been a joke for a while, so take that victory lap, big boy.

Then, there's of course The QUANTUM REALM, which everyone keeps saying is so dangerous, and yet, in every Ant-Man movie, somebody goes there. This movie is no different and 

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!

it happened again.

The problem is that this time they really shouldn't have gone back, cuz Janet (Michelle MuthaBleepin Pfeiffer)

 was stingy with the details of her 30 year trip to and back from The Quantum Realm. She failed to mention her Summer fling with the newest super villain KANG (J.Majors - 

known to the acting community as "The Shit").

Was it a Summer fling? They don't paint that picture, but... they were alone for a very long time, they saved each others lives, they were fixing things in a very sweaty manner; banging and grunting, and they were sharing intimate parts of their lives with each other, so... she also may have been banging some military alien, maybe this thirsty piece

, and definitely this guy.

But, I digress :)  (You go, gurl.)

She finds out that Kang is a monster 

(A time/dimension traveler, who has been around for ever and has the most advanced tech as a result.... oh, and he has an Alexander the Great mindset) , and abandons him there to go back to her family.  

She didn't mention any of that to her family! Way to go, Janet!

So, the mission is everyone get home and don't let Kang follow you.

Problem is they got split up.

OK, so this part I loved! 

We got to explore this new world, which is visually very cool. In fact, the CGI throughout most of this movie is satisfying (especially with 3D action). There are a few things that this movie does that are really interesting:

The whole evolution thing (it's a new world with all kinds of life in it, doing lively things).

They do something really cool with the language that different species speak.

There is some sort of "probability realm", which we see a lil bit of in the trailer - an interesting concept, that is unfortunately not explored enough.

The tech is dope! And everytime we see Kang! Whew! Jonathan Majors nails it! He's calm, collected, focused, and scary. The Ant-Man family may be playing around, but he aint, and I love it. Oh, and the ants! I frickin loved the ants!

Have I said enough good things about this? :) Are we clear? I'm a PMB (Proud Marvel Bitch), so it's not always easy for me to criticize them. It feels similar to Rihanna's Super Bowl Halftime Show. I had to say a bunch of nice (and true) things first, before... you know... There's no way to criticize a pregnant woman without sounding like a jerk, especially if that pregnant woman is Rihanna. But...

I love Rihanna, btw.

OK.

Visually, stunning... but everything concerning the story is a hot mess. To save time on this rant I will simply boil the prob down to its root:

Too much going on:

It was a simple plot! Get yo asses home, and tell Kang to bleep off! MARVEL! why couldn't you have just kept it simple?!

There's all of the secrets with Janet; her secret lives (and ex's:), there's all of the family drama ( and the family lessons this movie attempts to teach us), there's all of the natives and their bullshit, there's M.O.D.O.K.... I really hated him; like everything about him. He's supposed to look weird, but... 

MARVEL, YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS.

They made him some moron from the first movie, and there's a whole thing with him being a dick. For a family movie, they use the word "dick" so much. There's no way that children walk away from this movie, and "dick"  doesn't become their new favorite word.

There is way too much going on with Kang. They explain it, but.... not very well. His story is explained way better in Loki season 1. One of the criticisms of the movie is that this whole film is just a set-up for Kang - which it is. I have no problem with that, but then do it properly. Give us more Kang (in story). We'll be getting all kinds of Kangs soon (time traveling is a dick). I feel like the uncovering of Kang's (and multiple Kangs) story is like helping a hoarder clean out their living room - you've been tossing junk out for hours and it still looks like a mess.

There are also some plot holes, which I won't say anything about, except this - Kang has all of this HI-Tech stuff, so why is he struggling so much with Ant-Man and The Wasp... AND the Cassie.

May I talk about The Wasp and The Cassie??!

In the trailer, all I saw was Kang kicking Ant-Man's ass up and down The Quantum Realm; practicing for "Creed III" He's also in a room where Kang is stomping the hell out of his skull, like Ant-Man owed him some money.

  Don't act like you forgot, Scott!

The whole time, I'm like - "WHERE IS THE WASP?! DOES SHE NOT SEE HER MAN GETTING BEAT UP?!" - her name is still in the title isn't it?! Pull your weight, lady!

Now, she's there, and saves him quite a bit, but my point is they didn't really promote her, because they know that she doesn't really matter. I'm sorry if that sounds mean, but it's true. After that second Ant-Man movie, her character just... idk... becomes forgettable.

She's just a tag-on to the franchise. Was she in The End Game battle? I think so... but I don't remember. Was she at the funeral in that movie? I don't remember. Any other Marvel important moments? Was she in any of the "What If" stuff? I think so, but I don't remember. Is she mentioned at all in any other Marvel movies or shows? I don't remember. Not only do I not remember, but it doesn't matter. We never got to know her that well. She doesn't need to be here. Someone that we care more about could have let Ant-Man get beat up, and then at the last second, save him.

The Cassie? - same thing. And enough with these younger characters who are super geniuses. We only need one, and we have Spider-Man. We all know that most kids are dumb (No offense. Not you kids who might read this... other kids. Your Uncle Rambling Praphit is rooting for you... stay in school). Cassie, whom we don't really know, shows up all ready to fight and hogging up some scene time from Ant-Man.

She was all like "Care about me, audience! I'm young! I'm smart! I'm a girl! And I'm just as good as my dad, Ant-Man, even though I've had no training. YAY! Follow me!"

I was like "Who is this clown? I don't know you. Your daddy cares about you, so I guess I will, but,,, speaking of your daddy, can we get back to him?? " These tag-ons just don't have any personality for themselves. There's no reason to be excited about them.

Tag-on after tag-on: Wasp, Cassie, Michael Douglas, Chidi from the Good Place... 

this chick (who seems cool). 

It's too much! I loved the world, and it's beautiful... the kids out there and or the people who saw this movie while high will love it, but can we stick to a character developement??!

Give me the ever delightful Paul Rudd, skipping and whistling through new world, cracking jokes. Give me Michellle Pfeiffer, action hero, blowing things up in this new world, and having Summer flings with aliens. Give me Kang, torturing and zapping his way through the miracle of life in this new world, while explaining just what the hell his problem is! But, pick one! Dammit, Marvel!

Grade?! I don't even know! I’m exhausted by my own rant. 

Much like The Wasp, it just doesn't matter. We'll say a generous C- Same reaction I had after watching that Super Bowl Halftime Show, I guess... I said afterwards... "Well, she's pregant. How bout that??"

("But, what did you think of her performance?")

"Um... pregnant. I love her though. Her catalog... whew! I kinda wish she did CHEERS tho... I guess she can't promote alcohol at a family event. The aggression of Bitch better have my money and the brutality of football is fine, but not alcohol... everybody knows that."

("But, her performance?") 

There's a show called "Fringe" Once upon a time, it was one of my favs. It was kinda like X-Files meets X-Men... kinda. But, then in later seasons they got into different dimensions and time travel and the show became hard to follow. You knew of one character, but then met a "variant" version, and then had to learn about them all over again.

Marvel is in danger of this. You've gotta be on your game to write stories on this type of level.

On your game like Steph Curry at practice when he shoots like 48 for 50 from half court. I feel like Marvel has been more like 5 for 50. Now, it's game time, and they're like "We're ready! Let's do this!" And I'm like, "We're so f**king  doomed." smh

I hope I'm wrong.

[brokenlikestiches]

Okay so I want advise. Please if this finds you, help a bestie out okay? Okay.

So I recently moved from one continent to the other to start a new life, away from family problems and a lot of trauma that just wasn’t good for my bad bitch era. So I’m in the new continent, doing a job that pays well, I like the people, it’s all kind of uncertain but I love my new life. BUT… (ofcourse) this guy that I was seeing back home is just hell bent on always talking, not giving me space. BESTIE when I tell you this man calls me up every five minutes to “talk”, and he’s nice but… ugh. I’ve told him all of this multiples of times, but he keeps on his behaviour. NOW HE IS TALKING TO A CONSULTANT TO MOVE HERE!!!! Nooooooooooo

I wanna explore, meet new people. Actually live my life with actual freedom that I worked really hard to achieve… aaahhhhhhh. I don’t wanna be a villain, but how do I tell him to back off with out actually hurting him?

[maguro13-2]

Chisato : Drawcia! We need your help! Our show got a set and it's not our style, someone's mimicking our show's style.

Drawcia : What? Did you say someone's mimicking the style of your show?

Chisato : Yes, this group of hentai artists have mocked our style and it humiliated every anime, manga, and video game girl with lewd things!

Takino : Yeah! Lewd things! It's such an abomination to society. A group of hentai artists did this to everyone, including us!

Drawcia : Really? What are these group of hentai artists that is mimicking the styles of everyone's shows in Japan?

(cuts out to the exterior of Drawcia Family Corporation)

Drawcia : (yelling) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"meanwhile..."

Arigase Shinji : Hahahaha! We did it! We finally fooled those girls into mimicking their shows of girls being lewded! Oh, we're a sucker for a lot of money when it comes to Japanese animated showed mimicking by us! This is why Lolita Channel cannot die! And there isn't a single soul to stop us!

Drawcia : [furiously yelling] LOLITA CHANNEL! YOU NO GOOD MANIPULATIVE BASTARD! YOU ARE DEAD, YOU HEAR ME!?! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!! YOU WON'T FORGET OF NEVER GOING TO ESCAPE MY WRATH! YOU'RE ALL MINE!!!

Arigase Shinji : Oh sh*t! It's that witch who were stole our research! We gotta scram and--(turns and sees Drawcia who is furious) It's her! Listen please! I-I-I'm sorry for mimicking everyone's show! Please have mercy!

Drawcia : Mercy? You think that I have mercy? God has mercy, I don't.

Arigase Shinji : What's the point of coming down here on stopping lolita channel? What did we do?

Drawcia : I'll tell you what you did. YOU MANIPULATED EVERY GIRL FROM ALL OF JAPAN'S FAMOUS ANIMATED SHOWS! INCLUDING MANGAS AND VIDEO GAMES! YOU DIRTY BASTARDS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!

Arigase Shinji : We only wanted to draw things, it's digital art! It's not personal! Why don't you just scram and hit the--(tries to escape, but Paintra, Claycia, and Vividria appears to blocking his way) Oh no! You got sisters!? What's going on here!?

Paintra : We're here to teach you a lesson about mimic japanese animes with your style. That's cheating and stealing!

Claycia : I didn't know that this guy has been selling mimicked styles of everyone's shows just to gell all the stakes! But I did know that I found out that every style of Japanese animation has been manipulated by this man to think that famous stars of every Japanese anime were being lewded and raped by lewd things that fans recognize. What a pain in my ass.

Vividria : That's even way worse than regular lewd things like fetishes and role playing. You gotta have some kind of material to have that style.

Arigase Shinji : I have no idea! I have no idea what you're talking about, ma'am! I'm sorry, It's just a artist's job! it's our job to mimic everyone's style!

Paintra : I might be reincarnated as a human after that pink blob defeated me, but that doesn't me I am lewd material for some art! (smacks the artist with her ass) You wanna check these for lewds?! Huh? You see any f**king lewds in their!

Claycia : Come on, girls! Let's kick their asses!

Vividria : We're bringing justice to hentai artists, girls!

Paintra : Kill their asses!

Arigase Shinji : Oh yeah, that reminds us one thing. We just gotta get our heads into the game and...SCRAP!

*ZOOM!*

[Broken Radio Police - Yoshitsuru]

Paintra : They're getting away, Drawcia!

Drawcia : Not on my watch! Hey, you hentai scoundrels! Come back here and face some judgement!

Arigase Shinji : Those artistic witches are going to kill us! We gotta ditch these witches of art and science somehow! (a hentai artist gets killed by car drawn by Paintra] Nooo!

Hentai Artist 1 : Help! Somebody help!

Claycia : Where do you think you're going, punk? You won't get away that easily! (does her magical clay to create a dragon)

Hentai Artist 1 : No! Please! I was made into this! (gets eaten alive)

Arigase Shinji : Oh god!

Paintra : Holy moly! These motherf**kers aren't going anyhere!

Vividria : Better watch out! Cause here comes an Avalanche! (an avalanche of Puyo blobs crushes over more hentai artists)

Arigase Shinji : MY group Lolita Channel is destroyed! You have ruined for--(a drawn hellhound appears growling at the artist) Look! Look! I give up! I give up! I'm sorry for mimicking the styles of everyone's shows! Please have mercy on me! I'm sorry!

Paintra : Thanks, but you should tell our lawyers that we're sorry!

Drawcia : Lights out, punk! (holds out the magic paintbrush) This one's on the HOUSE! (SPLAT!)

"later..."

Chisato : So did you figured what was that group have mimicked the styles of everyone's shows that they lewd?

Drawcia : I sure did. I showed the Lolita Channel group to put them in place. Never to make dirty things to you ever again.

Paintra : Yeah, they were only a group of manipulative hentai artists that specializes in impersonating the styles of every anime using digital art. Who knew that people in japan used digital art to manipulate all the styles of Japanese animation.

Claycia : So I was right. Japan was pretty stupid enough to impersonate the styles of you guys. Eventually, I know what it mean to mimic one's style, and mimic of a show's style is manipulation and plagiarizing.

Drawcia : Hey, guys. Get a load of this. Look at the screen.

Shinobu : [inaudible, furiously]

Drawcia : They're yelling at Arigase Shinji for mimicking Demon Slayer. I wonder what was that about?

Paintra : So what did they yell at that hentai artist for?

Claycia : Manipulation and plagiarism, and they heard that the group Lolita Channel is a scammer trying to make fun of their shows for lewding character as seductive. So I guess were right all along. So what is "Lolita Channel"

Drawcia : Whoops. I forgot about the name Lolita Channel, the group of hentai artist was named after fashion culture and of coursse "Seductive young girls"

*MGS SFX : Exclamation Mark!"

Paintra : Oh sh*t!

(cuts to reality where Drawcia is in art class telling eberyone the whole thing)

Drawcia : And that is why mimicking style of anime, video games, and mangas would considered to be plagiarism and manipulation at an all time like hentai artists do dirty things for characters in such ridiculous way.

Paint Roller : Uhh, does this count as a "Yes" or a "No"? (Scoffs) look guys! I don't wanna be sound too cynical, but I have a crazy theory about manipulating or impersonating one's style, do you know how people tried to impersonate Mangaka style or comic book style, it's a getting a little deja vu, that we don't do such things as Hentai in the country. But on the contrary, we hardly prefer that imitating an anime, manga, or a video game's style would not be the smartest idea for pornographic creativity in the terms of hentai. That is literally the most stupidest thing I ever heard.

Drawcia : Yes, it's true. Mimicking Anime, Manga, and video games' style is always bad example for using it for the pornographic creativity. That's what happens when I taught that Arigase Shinji a lesson for impersonating an anime's style. These styles of Japanese animation were made by famous studios, Mangakas, and video game designers! It's formality on how we respect our works and all we need it some style to go with it. Any style of a mangaka can be like this one. I'm mean, My human incarnation as the artistic witch is basically the stylish form of that Fullmetal Alchemist mangaka. That's why it's the perfect solution!

Sana Sunomiya : (raises hand and tries to ask Drawcia, but she denies)

Drawcia : No! You put your hand down! You put it down now! I am so sick of you raising your hand to ask me a goddamn question during class! (knocks something over) I will mercifully kill you I ever see you raising your hand! So put it down now or I will kill you! (Sana puts her down) Okay, then. Now let's begin our creativity with the many mangaka styles of Japan.

[hiya-itsamber]

yehaw :3 I am no cowboy BUT my extended family owns a horse ranch tehee :3 (no wer aren't rich buuut my uncle breeds horses and sells them to, essentially, horse girls) also! what's your ideal type? ;-; somehow everyone is obsessing about blonde guys but I HAVE BROWN HAIR. GOD. I didn't mind before, I like my hair (got my next perm soon tehee) but NOW I FEEL THE URGE TO GO BLONDE NOOOOOOOOOOO

OMG HIII ANON!!

a horse ranch u say?? how fun!! do u spend a lot of time out there then?

my ideal type? nash hawthorne no but in all seriousness, i'm not sure? i haven't dated much but i LOVE brunettes<33333 + brown eyes, i'm attracted to those on a physical level, but it's definitely also abt personality ofc! (my standards r literally as long as they're a nice person i wont lie 😔)

[destinygoldenstar]

Radar McCray has moved out. (100 Babies)

I don’t want them to go…

I’m gonna miss their positivity and their smile so much…

But it has to be done.

We dressed everyone up for the party

We could hire Peter, our son, as our caterer, which is just… ❤️

He’s succeeding in life.

Regina coming and supporting her siblings as usual

Olivia’s playing the tablet during her siblings party. That’s a mood right there.

Happy Birthday Radar, your siblings are here and they love you

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Our darling Radar hates children?!?!?

Really game?!?!?

But they love their siblings?!?!?!??

I’M SO MAD.

Why is the ghost back?!

Still, a guy being THIS HAPPY is INSANE.

They don’t like children but the good vibe of siblings outweighs that

But now we say goodbye to our sweet Angel Radar.

They were a fantastic kid. They were always happy. Always positive. Always motivating their siblings. Always being a bright supportive light in the family. They brought smiles on all the kids faces, and this house won’t be the same without them.

We’re gonna miss them so much.

Goodbye darling. Please don’t let your child hate stop you from visiting.

[pageliveblogscomics]

This is not something important.

Nooooooooooo!

It's kind of shocking how much I've ended up hating their romance, but I agree, it is nutty the way she's carrying a torch for that creep. There needs to be some comics where he's like... a good guy. And it can't include the idea that he's from a different world. He's been a weird memoryless bum, he's been a movie director, he fought in WWII, it looks like, he's had the time to adapt to the idea that when you like a girl you don't attack her friends, family, or species.

Hehe! He thinks it would be cool for the same idea that the cover was trying to sell it on, fire vs water.

She might also say "please don't attack people for fun, especially if it might start a fight that could end in someone trying to destroy humanity."