whos afraid of little old me? // mattheo riddle x fem hufflepuff reader
playlist: whos afraid of little old me - taylor swift
summary: mattheo riddle isnt scared of anything , but when you blew up at him for messing up your potion. he felt fear for the first time. fear of a usually bubbly hufflepuff.
y/n used , comedy, short , female rage x
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"WHAT THE FU-!" you screamed loudly as bright green liquid dripped down your face and onto your uniform , your mouth open in shock and your hands trying to wipe the liquid. mattheo beside you mirrored the same appearance , covered head to toe in the slime like thing.
"miss y/l/n i suggest you dont finish that sentence before you lose hufflepuff house points. wait here, i will go alert madame pomfrey." snape said monotonously as he walked out the room, uninterested as ever.
the whole classroom stayed in a stunned silence as you desperately wiped yourself down , mattheos laugh breaking the tension , "why did he leave to get madame pomfrey when its just a small mess-"
he was cut off by theodore , who stood on the other side of him gulping and staring at something behind mattheo in horror.
"i think i know what shes going to be needed for..." theodore said quietly as mattheo looked at him confused before following his eyes , his gaze landing on you as you looked down at the floor with clenched fist and a shaking body. you looked like you were going to explode just as the potion had.
"are you okay love-" mattheo started before being cut off by you jumping on him , legs wrapped around his torso and hands pulling fiercely on his hair as mattheo screamed.
"IM GOING TO KILL YOU MATTHEO RIDDLE , I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT THE PHEONIX FEATHER IN YET YOU STUPID SHI-" you shouted loudly , rage boiling your blood as the boy spun around , desperately trying to push you off.
"someone get her off!" another slytherin girl said as lorenzo scoffed.
"im not quite sure i want to get involved in that-" enzo started bluntly before panicking when your legs and arms began hitting mattheo.
it had taken lorenzo , draco and blaise to get you off mattheo. the immense battle had ended with you held back at the arms , legs and waist by the three boys. mattheo falling to the floor dramatically.
"its broken! its broken!" mattheo screamed , kicking his arms and legs around like a toddler.
"whats broken...?" theodore asked in confusion.
"i-...." mattheos crying response was cut off once he realised that he was infact surrounded by his classmates, and he couldnt allow his cold demeanor to slip. eventhough his bad boy persona had been long forgotten the second a shrill scream left his mouth.
he simply stood up and pretended to brush himself off , ignoring the pain in the back of his leg , somewhere you had kicked successfully. mattheo looked at you , seeing you breathing heavily and eyes burning holes through him.
"i wish i could be mad but you look really cute when youre angry." mattheo said with a smirk , his words surprisingly genuine.
however you didn't like that one bit , wrestling the three boys who held you back and going to pounce on mattheo again- who had started running away in pure fear.
"GET HERE YOU SNAKE!"
"SOMEONE GET MADAME POMFREY!" mattheo screamed as he ran out of the potions classroom, you hot on his case.
this is one of my fav one shots ive ever written LMAO
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My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
Charles x fem!reader
Summary: You were clubbing with your friend after a massive breakup with your boyfriend. Then find your true love.
A/n:No proofread was made. Lets finally start with ttpd series.
The night started off normally. You were in Monaco with a friend, trying to rediscover yourself and have some fun after a massive breakup with your boyfriend. After getting drunk, your friend left with a guy, leaving you alone on one of the couches at the club.
One of your favorite songs started playing, so you got up and walked to the dance floor. As you danced slowly, you felt a hand on your waist. Looking up, you saw a pair of charming green eyes and smiled, dancing with him.
You don't even remember when you both started kissing and ended up in his hotel room.There were a few things you remembered from the night when you wake up: his kisses, his touches, and your screams of his name.
When you wake up, you sit in bed. Rub your face and sigh as you look at the perfect man lying next to you. Get up slowly walked towards the bathroom with your dress and shoes in your arms.
Charles stirred in his sleep before slowly waking up. As he gradually awoke, he felt your absence and opened his eyes. Looking around the room, he noticed you were no longer next to him. He sat up, groggy, and then heard the shower running, realizing where you were.
As you quietly left the bathroom and tiptoed toward the door, Charles was now fully awake, realizing you were about to leave. He quickly got out of bed, his bare chest exposed, and grabbed his boxers from the floor, hurriedly putting them on. He rushed to the door, but not quickly enough to catch you.
Just as you opened the door, he appeared behind you, grabbing your wrist to stop you. His eyes were filled with a mixture of surprise and disappointment.
"Leaving so soon, darling?"
You flinched. "Hey... you're awake?"
He looked at you with a mix of curiosity and hurt, let go of your wrist but blocked the door, preventing you from leaving. "Yeah. I woke up when I couldn't feel you next to me. Where were you going?"
"I-..." You blinked a few times. "I just thought..."
He raised an eyebrow at your stutter, wondering what was going through your mind. His expression softened slightly as he stepped closer.
"Thought what? Were you just going to leave without saying anything?"
"Well, no... not exactly," you mumbled.
He crossed his arms, studying your face. There was a hint of annoyance in his tone, but also a hint of hurt. "Then why were you sneaking out? Why not just wake me up and say goodbye?"
"Because you were sleeping?" you said, biting your tongue.
He scoffed, shaking his head slightly. "So what? Was it really that hard to wake me up? Just a 'Hey, I had fun last night, but I gotta go'? Instead, you tried to sneak out like this was nothing but a one-night stand."
You smiled, finding his words funny. "Hey,
don't get offended, okay..."
He rolled his eyes playfully, trying to hide a smirk. He took another step closer, now only inches away. "Oh, so you find this amusing now, huh? Not offended, my ass, darling."
You couldn't help but laugh. "I'm sorry."
The sound of your laughter made it impossible for him to stay mad. He chuckled a little, finally letting a smirk form on his face. "You're lucky you're cute. Otherwise, I would've been more upset right now."
"I just thought that you might like to wake up alone, maybe you know. A 26-year-old famous man..."
He raised an eyebrow, leaning against the doorframe with an amused expression. "And why would you think that? Just because I'm a 26-year-old famous man, I can't appreciate a little company? Do I seem that heartless?"
You shook your head. "No, look, I'm sorry. I just came out of a heartbreaking relationship, okay? I couldn't think straight. I'm sorry."
His annoyance quickly faded as he realized what you were dealing with. He sighed softly, and his expression softened. "No, hey, it's okay. I'm the one who should be sorry. I should've asked first before making assumptions. I didn't know you were dealing with something like that."
He held your shoulder gently as you shrugged. "It's fine... you know what? I'm hungry. Let's call room service." You walked back into the room.
He shook his head with a small chuckle, watching you. He closed the door and followed you, sitting down on the couch. "What do you want to eat, sweetheart? My treat." He smiled charmingly.
"A gentleman, I see..." You smiled.
He grabbed the hotel phone next to the bed and dialed the room service number. After placing the order, he hung up and looked back at you.
"Should be here in about fifteen minutes. So, we have some time to kill."
"Yes, I guess," you replied, sitting on the couch.
He couldn't take his eyes off you as you sat there. You looked so beautiful in the morning light, even with messy hair and wrinkled clothes. He walked over and sat down next to you.
"You know, for someone who just got out of a relationship, you sure were eager to go home with a stranger last night. Not the brightest idea, darling."
"I know. It was... just a long relationship that... I really believed he loved me but—" you sighed, "it turns out he didn't."
He listened with a sympathetic expression, his heart aching for you. He gently placed his hand on yours, offering comfort.
"Hey, that's tough. I'm sorry you had to go through that. You didn't deserve that."
You smiled. "It's okay, I am getting used to it. Anyway, you don't have to hear about this."
He gave you a small smile, appreciating your attempt to brush it off. He leaned back, his voice gentle.
"Hey, don't think like that. It's okay to vent sometimes, and I don't mind listening. I can tell it's been weighing on you."
You sighed. "It does... I'm normally not the talker type, more likely to listen. So it's weird for me. I'm a musician, actually. Not that popular, but yeah. I wrote an album about him called 'Lover.' Now I'm writing a new one called 'The Tortured Poets Department.'"
He raised an eyebrow, surprised by your revelation. A songwriter, huh? That explained the creativity and depth behind your words.
"A musician? That's pretty impressive. And writing an album for someone, that's serious dedication. I'm assuming it didn't work out with that guy, considering the album's name?"
"Well, when your lover turns out to be your torturer, it doesn't feel good. So my lover turned into 'The Tortured Poets Department.'" You shrugged and smiled sadly.
He let out a scoff, a mix of disgust and anger welling up inside him as he heard you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
"Damn. He put you through hell, huh? But I gotta say, 'The Tortured Poets Department' is a pretty badass title for an album. I'm assuming you're channeling all your anger and pain into these songs."
You smiled. "Thanks. Would you like to read one of the songs?"
He looked at you, intrigued by your offer. He nodded with a smile and leaned back on the couch, getting comfortable.
"Sure, I'd love to read one of your songs. Bring it on."
You walked towards your handbag, took out a notebook, and opened a page. "This song is called 'My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys.'"
He watched you, eyebrows raised in interest as you mentioned the name of the song.
"'My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys,' huh? Sounds intense. Let me see."
You handed him the notebook. He began reading through the lyrics, a mix of curiosity and admiration on his face. He scanned the page, taking in each word and phrase. The lyrics were raw, emotional, and filled with a sense of pain and resilience. It was clear you had poured your heart and soul into this song.
"Wow, this is beautiful. It's like you're pouring your soul right onto the page. I can feel the pain and anger in your words."
"Thanks. I'm glad you liked it. Actually, you're the first one to read it." You said shyly
He looked up at you, a smile on his face. He was honored that you trusted him enough to share your song with him
"I'm flattered, I feel privileged. You should be proud of your work, darling. It's powerful and sincere. Not many people can make music like this."
You smiled at him "Thanks...really" he held your hand tightly "i would really like to see more." You looked up to his eyes nodded your head.
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Mesdames les Tumblrettes, tirez les premières
Just before:
Ahem:
❤️- LOUDER AND CLOSER FOR ALL THE FUCKWITS IN THE BACK:
Just after:
Gay, huh? LOOOOOOOOOOL.
Feel free to open them in a separate tab, zoom in, zoom out, sharpen, brighten. I DID NOT do anything else than taking frame after frame after frame and screenshotting with a zoom. I have used VLC.
These are my notes. A spoiler of sorts - just in case you'd think I have been dropped those. Nope: it's hard work, baby:
For these five screenshots, I will be insulted, called a nutcase, a liar, a manipulator, patted on the head by all the know-it-alls of this fandom and basically crucified.
I know I just fucked my night for a very good cause. Do I have more? Hell, yes. Is there a story? Of course.
I have to go to the office and I am already late. I will jump in a cab and be back around 5 PM local time. Some of you have waited 10 years for this. I think you can wait eight more hours for context and timeline, ROFLMAO.
Thanks for everything, Anon who tipped a friend who tipped me.
This is a joyful moment, at a fucking PUBLIC event. Those are not spoons. My conscience is clear: I know what I have seen and I have seen it all.
Toodles!
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