#find the hidden answer!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 81

Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods. 

He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”

“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.” 

“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.” 

[gentrychild]

I want to know more about Anyone!All Might. His characterisation has a very different take given he doesn't have Izuku. Would it be okay to share how would he react if he knew Izuku (faked) died?

Honestly? Deep down, he would be pissed. Like, obviously, he would get sad about Izuku's death, because it was a misguided child who tried to be a hero, and heartbroken that OFA is gone. But deep down? He would be enraged that this dumbass kid stole OFA only to get killed by a two-bits serial killer a couple of months afterwards. He isn't proud of it, he wouldn't admit it but I know all.

[14dayswithyou]

Bro i was listening to Taylor swift and ‘don’t blame me’ song reminded me of Rin deadass

✦゜ANSWERED: YEAHHHHH!! IT TOTALLY FITS HIM!! @yourunhingedgirlfriend once made a Ren mood board(?) including that song as well, and it hasn't left my mind since ^^ <3

But yeah!! I still stand by the headcanon that [REDACTED] is in his Reputation era and Ren is in his Lover era ;v; Also, in this 391,490,009 page essay I will be talking about how "Mastermind" and "Hey Stephen (Taylor's Version)" are such Ren/[REDACTED] coded songs, and that the entire Evermore and Folklore albums were the inspiration behind Elanor's charac-

[xxxcertifiednerdxxx]

my tinder date wants to know why you’re banned from tinder

Ask and ye shall receive!

Gather round, folks, and lend an ear as I tell you about Arnold.

No, he’s not a first date gone wrong, nor is he a scorned ex-lover who came up as a potential match. He isn’t a rival to whom I am bitterly attracted, and he isn’t an unrequited crush.

Arnold is my son.

He is also a rubber chicken.

[image description: a white hand holds a blue rubber chicken against a white wall. The rubber chicken has a red beak, comb, wattles, and feet, as well as a gold collar that’s says “SQUEEZE ME!”]

Let me set the scene.

A couple years ago, on a cold night in late autumn, I went to a grocery store with some friends. We all separated to get what we needed.

I don’t remember if I actually got anything for myself in that trip, but I do remember wandering around, only to come across a giant bin of rubber chickens.

Immediately thinking of the vine where that person presses a bunch of rubber chickens (geese? some sort of fowl) to make a loud noise, I did the same thing, probably to the chagrin of fellow shoppers.

Some of my friends joined me in my shenanigans, and we left the store in a jolly mood.

Days later, one of my roommates, who was one of the friends from the first grocery trip, came back from another grocery trip with a gift for me.

It was a blue and red rubber chicken.

I looked on my new child with complete adoration and named him Arnold. I thanked my roommate with all my heart and left to plan the many hijinks I would get up to with Arnold. (He has admittedly been through a lot, but the wear and tear mostly comes from love.)

One day, i had the bright idea to make Arnold a Tinder account.

I did not give myself much time to consider the idea before diving in. Arnold had a photo shoot, and I uploaded as many photos as Tinder would allow for his profile. I believe I put his age somewhere in the 20s. I picked the option for any gender to match so as many people as possible would see him. According to what I put in his bio, he got the Covid vaccine, has a natural talent for singing, lives with his mom, and likes Kpop.

Then I published his account.

While matching with people amused me at first, keeping Arnold’s Tinder account active eventually became a chore. Every so often, Tinder would email me and say my his account would be hidden if I didn’t open the app and use it.

I swiped through people, and whenever i matched with people, i would just shoot them a simple “yo.” I tried not to carry on any conversations, though, because I myself was not interested in going on any dates. This was just to entertain me and maybe some other people who came across Arnold.

One day, I got an email saying Arnold’s account was reported and I was no longer welcome on Tinder. I assume someone reported Arnold bc he isn’t an actual person, so I was technically breaking the laws of Tinder or whatever. It was honestly a relief; no more swiping through profiles just to keep the account alive.

I still have Arnold, and I still love him. But you will never see him, or me, on a dating app again.

TL/DR: I made a Tinder Account for Arnold, my rubber chicken. It took over half a year, but Arnold’s account was eventually reported for not being a real person, and I was banned from Tinder.

[evercelle]

HELLO I LOVE YOUR LATEST PIECE SM....

was wondering if you had any strong pg saiou/oumasai hcs? or strong pg headcanons in general??

i collect peoples pg hcs in this unsuspecting jar labelled brainrot.

sorry if youve been asked this before btw!! my memory isnt great BDBBSBXB

hmmm i have difficulty articulating it! i see the pregame characters as being on the surface total opposites to their in-game counterparts, but on a deeper dive they still retain the fundamental aspects of who they are, just cast in a darker/more negative light than in-game... for example, momota's brashness, conviction & stubbornness is the same (pregame: i'll be the victor no matter what --> in-game: i'll be a hero you can rely on no matter what). saihara's nature is obsession (with the franchise as a fan, with the truth as a detective); akamatsu's is determination and un/intentional callousness (i'm going to win/stop the game without regard to others [by taking things into my own hands/to save them]).

for pregame ouma... i see him as a guy who's going through the motions in life, who's boring and able to just. blend in and get along because he lacks the courage or purpose to be someone remarkable. guy that lacks in-game ouma's confidence and arrogance, but still retains the fundamental aspect of his loneliness and dishonesty--but that disingenuousness is the conflict between the mask you wear as a Member In A Society vs. the self you wish you could be. he's still gotta have claws in there somewhere, because you gotta be some kind of unhinged to volunteer for a death game...!! that's the feeling i wanted to draw in the last piece... "i want to be more than i am," even at a terrible price

(p.s. dont have a strong pg!ousai hc, tho the works where ouma enters v3 to try to save saihara are kind of cute...! i think my favorite kind is more about pg!ouma seeking to enter the game and break it bc he hates the killing game even before he became a player.)

[prismatoxic]

you seemed upset in a earlier post and while we dont know eachother, i still feel compelled to try and find a way to comfort you.

have random chilaios fluff i came up on the fly:

- laios bites chil alot, not always with the intent of being sexual, its weird at first but after getting more intimate with eachother he just doesn't give a shit (thinks its cute but wont say it out loud)

- The girls call laios "Dad" sometimes, mostly puckpatty

I cant think of anything else sorry bro😔✊️ - 🐿

thank you chipmunk anon... this means a lot to me ;_; you're very sweet

I love both of these... chilchuck's daughters accepting laios as their second dad is everything to me

[teecupangel]

What if Desmond, Ezio, Altair, and Edward time traveled back in time during the Romans?

https://medium.com/the-curiosity/fighting-without-clothes-roman-female-gladiators-5142618e0612

I was wondering if we could add Aquilus to this but since you specified female gladiators and the page did specify that female gladiators were banned around 200 AD/CE, that meant they would have to travel further back in time before Aquilus was born.

(Although… it would definitely be funny if this whole time travel shenanigans meant one of them is the ancestor of Aquilus… I think it would be funny if it’s Desmond but, let’s be real, it’ll probably be the Auditore line with Ezio or Edward)

Now, since they all time traveled together, the main problem would be keeping all of them together. Let’s say they time traveled during the height of their ‘power’ so that would be perhaps around or after AC Bloodlines for Altaïr, Brotherhood timeline for Ezio, during the pirating days of Edward (and before the end of the Golden Days of Piracy) and… of course, the day Desmond dies for Desmond.

In this case, Desmond would get Ezio on his side by just saying he’s Desmond. Altaïr would get roped into them because Ezio knows and respects Altaïr and Desmond knows Altaïr enough to know what words to say to keep him from wandering on his own.

This means that Edward is the wildcard. At this point in his life, he pretty much thinks of the Brotherhood as some kind of cult. If anything, the only reason why he’ll stay with them is because he has no other choice and, at least, this Desmond understands his English. (this is, of course, if we assume that getting time traveled didn’t automatically make them speak the current language in Rome)

This doesn’t help by the fact that he feels annoyance every time Desmond looks at him because at times, he would look at Edward like he’d seen a ghost, other times he would look at Edward and look so sad…

Then…

There were times when Desmond would look around and seem dejected for some reason before glancing at Edward as if to say ‘why you?’

Like Edward had taken the spot of someone more worthy in Desmond’s eyes.

And it is during one of those times that Edward wanders off, trying to find someplace to get drunk.

The others later find him watching female gladiators fighting and they’re all thinking “wait… women were also gladiators???”

For some reason, I can just see Altaïr covering Desmond’s eyes because the women are quite naked then they later find out that Edward had been busy…

Creating a drunken betting pool on who would win.

Unorganized Notes:

Their main objective is to find a way to back to their time period although they do get sidetracked once they learned that there is a Hidden One bureau nearby.

Desmond actually isn’t sure if he should return to his time period because there’s a risk that it would just end up with him finally finishing his death.

Altaïr and Ezio had, on separate occasions, suggested he come with them back to their timeline.

Even Edward had suggested it but he emphasized he was drunk and has no recollection of such an offer (he was lying)

Ezio would definitely be the one to try and create a Brotherhood while they’re there.

Altaïr would be too busy sneaking into places with information and books they might not even need but are interesting nonetheless.

Edward does whatever he wants which ranges from getting drunk to stealing from the rich, sometimes even both at the same time.

Ezio’s growing Brotherhood has a lot of female recruits and allies. He insists it is not because he was charming them. Desmond believes him because he knows Ezio would not stoop that low. Altaïr half-believes him because he trusts Desmond’s judgment but he also knows Desmond trusts Ezio (and him) too much. Edward doesn’t really care either way and just likes to joke about it.

[quinloki]

Tall Vent Anon here again,

I actually appreciate your take on the problem. And to be clear i've never really had any issues with your work due to the egregious sizes of the one piece characters. I like the suspension of disbelief of being 'small', but I don't like being told the character is supposed to be small. The biggest thing ive noticed is that you try not to have size comparisons between objects and the MC and rather compare them to other characters in the verse.

Oh good, good, I think I get you too. Like, I've said before, but it's not so much that you need the reader to be completely blank, but that you just don't need glaring reminders of any particular physicality.

So being looked down on by Eustass, wouldn't break things, cause anyone like 6'6" and under is going to be beneath that gaze.

Where: "You get up on a bench to see over the crowd easier." is kind of height neutral compared to:

"You hop futility trying to see over the crowd." has a DISTINCT sense of shortness.

Or as others have mentioned, specifically struggling to reach a bottom shelf. A statement where Crocodile ducks to enter a location doesn't mean the reader would need to, but if, say, Luffy had to duck down, the assumption would be more height neutral to say everyone had to (save maybe default small size Chopper).

See? Even this little bit gives me something to chew on.

But also thank you ^_^ I feel like I've received quite the compliment, not about my writing so much (I mean, yes, that too), but that you were comfortable enough to come to me with this. <3

[foodsies4me]

I literally accidentally read the last chapter of AWG again thinking I had it in my saved this whole time 😭 I am losing my mind, istg my end of year brain is so chaos.

Anyway, I suppose this is my monthly ask to obsess over Alec’s soulmark changing also being Malec’s first unofficial ILY. Like Alec literally sobbing cause he spent so long repressing himself and finally he can have the love he always craved 🥹

Goodbye. You’re so smart. Even though I called the soul mark change, I’m still in awe.

I also know that Magnus bought Alec a new journal with his new soulmark in it so he can’t write how he feels. and maybe Magnus started one himself that he gives to Alec on their first anniversary and updates regularly to help Alec overcome that little voice inside him that makes him doubt his worth :(

These sappy f*ckers make me so happy.

HOW did you call the new journal for Alec and Magnus journal reveal???!!!! That was supposed to be a surprise for the second installment sjfjnsjfjdf!!!

I am feeling called out and seen because clearly there is not one sneaky bone in my body if I am that predictable.😂

Also Alec is going to get another fun surprise though this one is not from Magnus. I just have to find a way to make it work in the second installment because it was originally meant to be the epilogue chapter of AWG but then it became too long (like always) and now I’m wondering how to make it work with everything else.

I am also trying to stop a new arranged marriage plot bunny with a lot of misunderstandings from taking over my life, please send help.

Also the last chapter was very much a first unofficial I love you because Magnus is going to woe his soulmate to make sure he obliterates every last snide and deprecating voice in Alec’s mind that he unintentionally caused.

[kyouka-supremacy]

Uhm..................

[sombrashe]

did i hear perv!Troy?? 👁️ 👁️

Troy definitely offers for you to use his shower bc the water pressure is better

definitely not to watch you shower

Troy would also accidentally grab your underwear from the laundry

definitely not to use it for his own personal benefit

Trot would also drop something and ask you to pick it up since his back hurts

definitely not to check your ass out

- 🐇 anon

perv/creep!Troy who uses his vast wealth to make sure your apartment is decked out in security cameras so you can always feel safe <3 it doesn't matter if he has a few extra camera not apart of the security set and who cares if he never tells you where they are. Would you be upset at him if he told you? About the one in the toilet that you never see because he hires someone to clean your apartment so you can relax after work. Maybe you'd be mad about the one in the shower or your bedroom, cameras only he can access as he watches you. Would you hate him for this? You couldn't... of course you cant because you're his. All his <3

God 🐇 i love perv!Troy so much he would smell so good and use such soft words with you despite all the disgusting things going through his head at all times even when he doesn't get to bless his eyes with you in that tight (just fits you nicely, you do work in customer service after all ;)) little uniform. At least he gets to see you when you go home and it satisfies him so he can be calm and collected when seeing you in person

[yonpote]

Hypothetically, if a person were to want to pirate the recordings of TATINOF and Interactive Introverts, what websites would you recommend to this purely hypothetical person?

i would recommend GOING TO THE POLICE AND TURNING YOURSELF IN!!!!!!!

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

Slowly going insane (<- working on a project I chose to do for fun)

[madmutts]

Ooo, I hope you find some good jeans you like! That’s cool that the Mystic City has a ton more sizes! I’m not big at all but it’s hard finding good jeans with human sizing lol

Yeah we immediately skipped human stores, there's no way I'd find anythin to fit me there. Tho tbf there's not many 9ft humans

My bros can still shop at human stores tho which is cool

[tardis--dreams]

Embarrassing being an adult and crying over not understanding your homework. I'm 28 years old. This is so fucking stupid