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teenagedirtbag1424 · 7 months

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I got that notification that says '[username] is back in town!' and then I started singing teenage dirtbag

Anyway though it'd drop in your ask box to say welcome back 👍

Haha yeah that's for the welcome. It's good to be back. And loved tour ask got me playing the song. 💜

#love asks #TeenageDirtbag #first asks #congratulations 🎊#have a wonderfull night/day

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koobiie · 1 month

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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badolmen · 5 months

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WARNING 18+

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3 #40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering

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lokh · 1 month

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communication is key 💪

#this posted weird the first time so im doing it again LMAO #i think its cos i had the text editor open for too long? ._.#laishuro #dungeon meshi #nakamoto toshiro #laios touden #delicious in dungeon #art #anyway this is based on that one ask in my laishuro tag

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bixels · 6 months

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Baffled.

#personal #not art #like how do you arrive at this conclusion #what beliefs?#the man may be a total grouch but if there’s one thing he HATES it’s Japanese nationalism #Japanese nationalists famously HATE his work especially the wind rises which criticizes imperial Japan and calls out the invasion of China #don’t ask for context on the first part of the tag I’m not answering

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andi-o-geyser · 10 months

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a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

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meanbossart · 23 days

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A reasonable one

#when you find out you have the most useless skill in the world #your first course of action should always be to prank your man with it #art #comic #ask #du drow #astarion

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eupheme · 2 months

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ghoul of the week

#not that Hancock wouldn’t bite your ass but maybe he’d ask first #working on part iv (related) and this popped into my mind #fallout 4 #fallout #fallout prime #john hancock #hancock fo4 #Hancock #the ghoul #cooper howard #fallout show

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rooniearts · 2 months

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POV: you opened tumblr dot com on april 1st 2024

#boop #april fools 2024 #april fools #video #art #HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!!!#also hi hello im sorry to the people who stuck around for 2 years and this being the first thing i post after disappearing.#i wont promise i'll be better tho sorry </3 #flashing #ask to tag

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sabertoothwalrus · 5 months

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phoenix you gotta law something

#she's asking him for money #I played the first trilogy last year and yet this is my first time drawing them :]#aa #ace attorney #phoenix wright #maya fey #my art

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wariocompany · 15 days

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Like actually in general my parents never just. bought me video games unprompted. I listen to Scott the Woz talk about his parents buying him games and Nintendo Power subscriptions just for no reason and I'm like. ?????? Families do that?

#I know mine was better for my development and growingn up to value money and shit I guess #But it meant I had like. Max 5 games. ever #When I first met Ken he asked me if I had played all these nintendo games ajd I just lied and said yes #I got like. Mario Kart for my birthday and stuff. Never got a home console or anything

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malinaa · 7 months

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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you #think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty #house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive #this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first #place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever #given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and #you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's #everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you #have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love #more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit #the hunger games #everlark #otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #text #tais toi lys #thgpost

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larkiethings · 24 days

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so today at work one of my coworkers hands me a box

I have no context for this. He’s a 50? 60? Year old plumber who tends to walk into the office, tell a dad joke, and leave. I’ve just arrived at work and am still putting my purse away. So he hands me this box and says it comes with instructions. I open it and unfold this

He says his great grandma probably made it

This pansy is the tiniest pocket in the world

It could use some blocking after who knows how many years in the box but look at these sweet little pansies!

The pattern was clearly typed on a typewriter, several pages of it. I guess this was an apron specifically for having your friends over for tea.

I just happened to be wearing a skirt that kind of goes with it, so I did wear it all day (it’s a @mayakern skirt!) and another friend said I look like I should be living in a shoe. Perhaps as some sort of mouse girl making pastries for the other woodland creatures. But uhhhhh what an incredible heirloom piece to just be handed. It’s probably twice as old as I am. I’m definitely going to bring it to stitch circle this week

#crochet #knitblr #fiber arts #idk if there’s a crochetblr please don’t think I don’t know the difference #there are two types of people who find out you crochet #the first type immediately asks you to make them a blanket or a sweater #the second type just hands you something incredible and beautiful unprompted

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crookedkingdom · 29 days

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bobby dealing with his daddy issues by collecting firefighters with daddy issues and aggressively fathering them

#love that for him #the first thing they ask you when you interview at the 118 is how is your relationship with your father #911 abc #911 spoilers

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oobbbear · 5 months

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I want to post this here too because I’ve seen it happen a few times

Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use

#bearz rambling tag #no it’s not really possible to let everyone who uses this term to change #because as far as I know this is the most common word with use on Chinese websites #I didn’t know that pairing are called ‘ship’ here #like why would I even know that #‘ship’ makes zero sense to me #it took me a while to learn the fandom language people speak here #it’s hard #give people time #shipping culture is very different too #Like on Chinese site you HAVE to clarify the Top and the Bottom of this ship in the ship name #it is very very important to them #people who like the same ship but with different Top Bottom preference will fight till no end #imagine how confused I was when I first got here #where there’s no top bottom differences #it’s not really a smut thing #it’s more a dynamic thing #AxB and BxA is very different #oh I can talk so much about the differences on fandom cultures #if ya are interested in more please feel free to ask #it’s very interesting to me #I wanna talk about it

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whosherefor-thechaos · 2 months

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incredible translation of sheeesh thank you google

#german stuff #like listen idk how i would translate sheesh but my first thought would not have been meine güte #or even my second or third thought #actually sheesh is probably best left untranslated #also don't ask me why youtube is offering to translate to german in the first place even tho i've set the app to english #rhys's pieces

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