#fish sex

[ophilosoraptoro]

Skyquakes, Upsweeps, and Sky Trumpets | Terrifying Sounds that Signal the End of the World

[ot3]

“there are plenty of fish in the sea” = there are more people out there who you could get with

“sleeping with someone” = having sex with them

“sleeping with the fishes” = got murdered

my proposal: “there are plenty of other fish to sleep with” = next person you fuck will kill you

[spider-artdump]

[happypeachsludgeflower]

If I had a nickel for every time a danmei had a good white/light green character with an “evil” dark color/red character as their husband, I would have— a lot of damn nickels. Why does this keep happening??

[martyryo]

Need to draw them being stupid at least once a month

[avephelis]

top ten riptide bits that make me pause the episode and physically recoil and walk away for a day and resort to homophobia and

[sea-lanterns]

I get the feeling that the milfs and gilfs aren’t going to be pegging us anytime soon once they find out we’ve been calling them hags. 😅😅😅

-🥛

Maybe they’ll peg us out of anger?

Angry sex with an angry old woman because we keep calling her an old hag 😭😭 she pushes us down against the pillow, yanks our hips against her own, and proceeds to give us the most brutal bulldozing of our life with her fat strap/dick to prove us wrong.

She goes so fast in fact, that it only lasts about five minutes before her old lady bones give out and she collapses down on top of you. Sorry older gf, this just further solidifies being a hag in my eyes. 🥺

[aterfish]

Being ace is an opposite of fuck around and find out:

Fuck nobody and never know for sure

[deadlysmiles70]

Miku design I made for fun! The theme I had in mind was like Cotton Candy skies. Her hair has taken 40 years out of my lifespan. It took about 4 hours to get just that mass done. But here she is!

[cute-brainz]

My last time playing Pressure Roblox I got my ass killed by a wall crawler bitch so I drew my Roblox avatar to cope. Btw when I play roblox I play exclusively tycoons and don't talk to anyone because I'm antisocial online too

[merakiui]

breaking news: my third eye is open again and i'm falling for lilia and his charms.

[miwtual]

Try Not To Laugh Challenge #50 - Mystery Boxes!

[illarian-rambling]

Hello my coolest of mutuals! In honor of pride month, I need your help figuring something out. I've got a good lock on most of my characters sexualities, even if I don't tend to write much romance. However, there's one exception to that: Ivander. I have no clue what his sexuality is, and even if it has no bearing on his story arc, I'd like your help to finally figure it out.

I'll tag all my MG beta readers here, as you guys probably know him the best: @tildeathiwillwrite @mk-writes-stuff @halfbakedspuds @kaylinalexanderbooks

Here's his deal for anyone else who wants to assist.

Ivander has flirted with a woman once on-page. Did he mean it? I'm not sure, but it didn't go anywhere. His curse and self-consciousness have kept him from getting close to anyone romantically for years. He was raised in an overwhelmingly heteronormative environment, where his duty was to marry a wealthy woman and provide an heir - love not playing any role in such things. The only relationship he ever had as an example after his mother disappeared was his uncle and aunt. They were an arranged pair who didn't share any love, but were friendly with each other. After he escaped his family and before his curse got too bad, I think he would've pursued relationships with women because that's what he assumed he'd like, but he also probably had at least one half-recalled fling with a man that he has some confused feelings over. Once his curse did get bad though, he kept himself from getting close with just about anybody, refusing to so much as entertain the idea of a sexual or romantic relationship. He hopes that once his curse is broken, he'll be free to pursue these relationships, but it's not like he has a crush on anyone he's waiting to ask out. The only person he's close to currently is his detective partner, Ceyrel.

Is he a confused aromantic who hasn't realized that there are different kinds of relationships that can fill the loneliness in his life? Was he too saturated with heteronormative ideals as a kid and too antisocial now to know he's gay? Is he demi and are those platonic feelings for Ceyrel romantic instead? I have no idea and it plays absolutely no role in his arc, but I still should probably know as the author, even if he as the character doesn't.

I'll include my general taglist too for your help as well: @amandacanwrite @elsie-writes @riveriafalll @kosmic-kore @kaylinalexanderbooks

@bard-coded @carrotsinnovember @patternwelded-quill @somethingclevermahogony @whatwewrotepodcast

@goldxdarkness @the-angriest-author @mk-writes-stuff @frostedlemonwriter @vyuntspakhkite-l-darling

@watermeezer @leahnardo-da-veggie @mr-orion @televisionjester @the-ellia-west

@ray-writes-n-shit

Have a bitchin day!

[funkittoys]

There's something fishy about this paddle...

It's a fish you hit people with. I have no troubt ee'll be salmon' it into someone's (b)ass in no time.  Cover everything but the handle in water-based lube for an extra realistic experience!

Made of medium-firm shore 18a silicone or soft 0050, this silicone fish paddle is as much fun to swing as it is to look at. or be hit with. Or watch someone be hit with in an elaborate market/fishing boat roleplay. Can be turned around to mount on your wall without the logo facing out. It's nearly a pound of silicone.

[deadpanwalking]

what does punk mean in gay?

This is a great opportunity to remind everyone that I'm not amenable to followers who are mentally and/or physically under 18 years of age. I'm not holding your youth against you, but as things stand, I can barely produce enough breast milk to keep up with my cat's nutritional demands—it would be irresponsible to take in another child.

[sliceofdyke]

i forgot to tell you guys an experience i had last week that could very well be one of the funniest things that's happened in my life so far