#fool fool the poo

[harmonia-university]

New harmonia university dropped

[fried-manto]

I'll hand it to you.

[divinely-yourz]

next time someone tries to tell me oscar issac isn't absolutely beautiful i will have to resort to violent measures.

[thisolrubyriderr]

gojo nation we MUST stick together so here’s some happy satoru

One thing you loved most about Satoru Gojo, aside from his many lovable qualities, was how much he loved being loved.

He loved they way you would indulge in his silliness, the way you’d get cuteness aggression over him, the way you’d stop whatever it is you’re doing just to cuddle him because god you just can’t get enough of him. Being the strongest was nothing but a side job when he was with you.

Gojo was snuggled up to you on the couch. His face smushed against your chest as you massaged your fingers through his fluffy hair. You could practically hear him purring like a kitten out of contentment. He was being a bit more of a baby than usual today, but you’d be a fool to act like you didn’t love it.

“Y/nnnnn,” the man whined as he turned to look at you with his pretty blue eyes, resting his chin on your chest, “Entertain me!”

You didn’t respond but instead you held his face in your palms and squished his cheeks. You kissed his lips as they poked out from his little face.

“Hey! Don’t ignore me!” He said in a muffled voice. He attempted to pout but it faded the second he heard your sweet laughter.

“I’m sorry bunny but I couldn’t resist. What do you want to do?” you said to him softly.

“I- ”

Before he could even begin his sentence, you squeezed him. You pulled this 6’3 man up closer to your face and squeezed him, pressing your cheek against his. You don’t know what came over you or what super strength you suddenly possessed to move your log of a boyfriend, but you did it.

You gently shook him as you held him in a bear hug. You placed sloppy kisses all over his cheeks. You bit him. You tickled him. He was just so adorable and you loved him so much. You wanted to fling him around like a chew toy.

“Baby whahaha what’s going ohohon?” Satoru giggled as you tickled him. His laughter was so sweet it made you wanna keep going, but you stopped so you could place both your hands in his hair.

“I can’t help it Toru! You just look like a little sweet potato! I love you soooo much I just wanna eat you.” You said, reveling in the sound of his purrs once you started playing with his hair again.

“Sweets you know I’d let you eat me any day. I’m sure I taste as good as I look.” Satoru smirked. He was soaking up all the attention you were giving him and he was absolutely loving it.

He rolled over on his back and you were now on top of him. You took your time to admire him in this position. He looked so at peace with you. You could tell he was happy, and that’s all you ever wanted for him. If you couldn’t give him anything, you’d do anything to give him happiness. To the world he was nothing but a weapon that wasn’t valued for anything other than his abilities. But you saw past that. You saw his soul, everything that made him a human. He was never the strongest to you. He was your Toru. He was your stinky. He was your mochi poo. He was just Satoru. And that would always be more than enough for you.

“Hey you,” he poked your cheek, bringing you out of your thoughts, “why’d you stop? Keep loving me!”

And who were you to deny him of what he deserved?

“Of course sweet pea.” You chuckled, pushing his hair back to kiss his forehead.

You continued to kiss his features, then lightly tracing them with your fingers. Satoru was so content and relaxed that he drifted off into a light slumber with a smile on his face, replacing it with a pout whenever he felt the absence of your touch. He may have known that he was a big baby, spoiled from all your love, and clingy as hell. But there was one thing he may not have known that you wished every day and night he did. What it was you may ask?

You would let the world burn for him.

[strniohoeee]

Disdain

Pairing: Matt Sturniolo X Female Reader ⚠️SMUT⚠️

Synopsis: Matt wants to keep Y/N, but won’t be her man’s, so what happens when they go to a Halloween party, and Matt sees something he doesn’t like🫠

Warnings⚠️: This is straight up SMUT. There’s smacking, degrading, manhandling. It’s just filthy sooo read at your own risk

Song for the imagine: Drama-Roy Woods ft. Drake, Thong Song- Sisqo

This story is 18+, so if you’re a minor DO NOT INTERACT⚠️

Matt and I had been in this weird gray area of being a couple, but not really being a couple. Like he was so sweet to me, and would take me out on dates and treat me like his girl, but then wouldn’t call me his girlfriend or be with me publically.

I hated it so much because he would treat me like I was his, but really I wasn’t, and anytime I brought this up he would go on this whole rant of “it doesn’t matter . Who cares about labels” My issue with that was he’s had girlfriends publically in the past, so I wasn’t sure what changed when it came to me.

About a month ago when he and I were doing really well, and acting like a real couple we decided we wanted to be Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit for this Halloween party his brothers and I got invited to. Slowly I started looking into buying the costume parts, but when he started pissing me off I had only purchased the red sparkly strapless dress.

About two weeks before the party I decided I was no longer going to match costumes with him, but I didn’t tell him I wanted him to look like an idiot. Just how he made me look like one

The night of the party I had went over to the triplets house to get ready with them. Still Matt didn’t suspect a thing, but I had been distant these past two weeks not really talking to him or hugging or kissing him. He just assumed we were on our “break” and he didn’t really care. Not shocked

The party started at 11, and we were all finishing up our costumes. We decided to all walk out one by one and show them off.

Nick was Corlines other dad, and Madi was the other mother, Chris was Steve Harrington, and Matt came out dressed as Roger rabbit.

The only person who knew I changed my costume was Nick, and he was trying to keep his composure looking at Matt dressed like a fool.

“Okay Y/N come out” Madi said clapping her hands together

I walked out in my strapless sparkly red dress that pushed my boobs up nice and high, and the slit was from my bikini line down to my ankles. Sadly I wasn't going to be going commando as my whole ass would be out with a slight movement, so I had on a red thong. I had a gold leg garter that had a red heart on it, and my black stiletto heels. I had my makeup done like a sad flapper

“What do we think” I said spinning around

“BETTY BOOP” Chris screamed jumping up and down. Betty boop was one of Chris weird cartoon crushes

I nodded my head at this giving them a slight spin around

“You look so fucking hot” Madi came screeching over to me and grabbing my hands

“Y/N this costume is too good” Nick said in a giddy way

“What the fuck” Matt finally says with a straight face

“Oh I forgot to tell you I didn’t want to do a matching couple costume since we aren’t a couple” I said giving him a fake frown

“Ouuu she got you good” Chris said laughing at his idiot brother

“Whatever I look like an idiot, and I’m changing my costume” he said standing up abruptly and going to his room

About 10 minutes later he came back downstairs dressed as a cowboy. He looked hot I can’t deny, but he wasn’t my man so fuck him

We had all piled into the car as Matt drove us to the party at Larrays house. We knocked on the door and Larry opened it

“BITCHHHHH yall look so fucking good” he said letting us walk into his house

“Okay matty poo with the slutty little cowboy costume” Larry said, and to this Matt gave him a half smile, and then he walked away from us

“Oh what crawled up his ass” Larry said looking at us

“Y/N decided to not match costumes with him, so now he’s all pissy” Chris said

“Oh boy bye, Y/N you look so hot like Okayy with the red thong I see you” he said, grabbing my hand and spinning me around.

“Thanks baby” I said hugging him

We were at the party for a good two hours at this point. I had drank two drinks, and was feeling so confident, and decided I wanted to dance. Initially I was looking for Matt, but when I saw him he was shooting darts into my eyes with his arms crossed over his chest, and his jaw clenched. I just rolled my eyes, and looked for someone else

I had grabbed any random influencer I saw, and asked if they wanted to dance. Of course they did a random girl wanting to grind on them? How could they say no

As we got to the dancing area Thong Song started playing

Immediately I started jumping in excitement

“This is my fucking songggg” I screamed and pushed us to the center of the “dance floor”

At first I was dancing alone, running my hands all over myself swaying my hips while I sang the song. A circle had opened up surrounding me dancing. I grabbed Madi and we started dancing on each other, and then I grabbed

Chris and Nick also dancing with them in a friendly way.

“LARRAY COME DANCE” I said reaching for his hands. He immediately jumped into the circle and started dancing with me while everyone cheered us on. That’s when I saw the guy I initially brought to the dance floor

“Come on hottie let’s dance” I said grabbing him. I turned around so my back was against his chest, and started to grind on him wrapping my hands around his neck as our hips swayed together

“Bitchhhhhh FUCK IT UPPPP” LARRAY screamed clapping his hands together

“SHAKE THAT ASSSSSS” Nick yelled at me

This whole time Matt was in the corner watching Y/N intensely with a straight face. Fuming that she had the audacity to even grind up against someone who she didn’t know. When his hands started running down her waist, she threw her head back laughing. Matt got so pissed he pushed himself off the couch, and started to stomp over to them. Just as he reached them the song ended, and it got quiet

“Let’s fucking go” Matt said to Y/N going to grab her arm

“Fuck no” she said pulling away

“I didn’t ask! WE ARE LEAVING NOW” he said yelling the last part and yanking her away from the boy

Everyone in the crowd is watching with a shocked face

“BYEEEE, and cute boy find me I wanna take you out” Y/N said looking back at him, and to this Matt yanked her harshly to walk in front of him

Matt brought the girl to the car opening the passenger side door for her, and throwing her in

After he got back in the car and turned it on he turned the car on, and put it into drive quickly taking off

“Aww what a gentleman opening the passenger side for me” Y/N said giggling at him

“Shut the fuck up” Matt said clenching his jaw not even looking over at the girl

“What crawled up your ass” Y/N said

“You grinding on another guy” he said bluntly

“Not like we’re a couple” she said rolling her eyes

“Doesn’t matter” he said looking over at her

“Oh but it does. YOU ARE NOT MY MAN I CAN GRIND ON WHOEVER I WANT” I said lightly

“Watch your fucking tone” he said scoffing

“Or what? You gonna hit me” She said looking at him

“Want me to?” Matt asked as they pulled up to a red light

She started to lean in like she was going to kiss him on the cheek, but instead said “go fuck yourself” she said leaning back away.

Matt looked over at her, and smacked her across the face. Harshly but not enough to actually hurt her. It was more of a sexual smack

“Don’t fucking smack me” Y/N said and smacked the boy back in the face. He grabbed her hand and yanked her in closely

“Put your hands on me again, and I’ll fucking make you regret it” he said pushing her away as the light turned green

“Don’t touch me” she said back to him, and he grabbed her hand once again and brought it down to his bulge

“Do you see what you do to me, you make me so fucking hard” he said sighing as her hand came into contact with his dick

“Oh do I?” She said palming his dick, and he slightly threw his head back

“Fuck you’re gonna make me crash” he said

“So pay attention to the road, and let me take care of you” she said taking his dick out of his pants

She spat on the tip, and slowly started to jerk him up and down

“Shit that feels so good” he said gripping the steering wheel with his left hand

She slowly took his dick into her mouth. Swirling her tongue over his tip, and deep throating him. As her head was bobbing up and down Matt grabbed her hair moaning and thrusting his hips up. Y/N gagged at this

“Sorry baby I can’t help myself” Mat said moaning, and to this she moaned on his dick

“Fuck this I need you now” he said, and slowly pulled over to a secluded empty parking lot

After he threw the car in park Y/N took her heels off and jumped to the back seat, and Matt followed.

Immediately crashing his lips to her in a heated sloppy make out session. He pulled her dress down a little bit allowing her breasts to fall out. He started sucking and groping her breasts. As her back was digging into the handle

“Fuck Matt don’t stop” she said throwing her head back a little bit

“Look at you in this slutty dress with such easy access” He said squeezing her thigh

“Matt please I need more of you” she said pushing his head back. He backed up giving her a once over before nodding his head.

He went down to her thigh and grabbed the leg garter with his teeth pulling it down and off her leg, and putting it on the arm rest

“Open your mouth” he said lightly smacking her face, her mouth opened and he shoved her middle and finger finger in her mouth

“Get them nice and wet for me” he said watching her through half lidded eyes

Y/N swirled her tongue around his fingers, and he pulled them out. Pushing her panties to the side he rubbed her clit, and slowly slid both of his fingers in

“Oh my god” she said grabbing his arm

“You hear how this pussy sounds for me” he said slamming her fingers into her, all you could hear were the most obscene sounds coming from her pussy

“Matt I’m gonna cum if you keep speaking like that” the girl said as her eyes rolled to the back of her head

“You’re not cumming on my fingers” he said, and pulled his finger out her and smacked her pussy

She jumped at this and whined. Matt slid his pants down just enough for his cock to spring out. He pumped his cock a few times before spitting on Y/N pussy

“You’re getting fucked like a slut” he said as he slid his cock up and down on her pussy

“Please Matt I need it” she said moaning and breathing heavily

He slid into her pussy completely bottoming out. They both sighed at this feeling

“This pussy is mine” he said as he harshly grabbed her breast

Matt was relentlessly pounding into the young girl. Her back banging into the door handle, and her head slightly hitting the window

“Matt please harder” she said pulling his hair

“Shut the fuck up” he said as his hips snapped in an even fast faster

All that could be heard was skin slapping, moans and the banging of Y/N’s head on the window

He started to rub her clit as he pounded even harder into her

“FUCK MATT OH MY GOD” she yelled grabbing onto his hair for support

“Shut the FUCK up” he said looking into her eyes

“I can’t Matt you feel too good” she said moaning

He repositioned her hips, and started slamming into her at an ungodly pace

“MATT MATT MATT” she started screaming

“I said SHUT THE FUCK UP” he grunts out loudly as he smacks her across the face

“Fuck Matt” she said whining

He was getting close so his thrusts started to become deep and hard. Slamming into her with no mercy. He hit her G spot really hard, and Y/N was sure she died

“FUCK MATTTTTT” she screamed

“You don’t learn do you” he said as he grabbed her leg garter and shoved it in her mouth to keep her quiet

Matt continued to pound into her, and when she started to shake he knew she was about to cum

“Come on baby cum for me” he said furiously rubbing her clit. It didn’t take much more of that. She came on his cock moaning and weeping with tears falling down her face as her thighs started to shake

“Matt cum in me” she said coming down from her high as she removed the leg garter from her mouth

Immediately after that Matt came inside her with his brows furrowed and his mouth hung open. Pumping her full of his cum. After he came down from his high he pulled out and she slid her panties back on and pulled her dress up

“Fuck that was so hot” she said fixing herself up

“You’re mine” Matt said as he finished readjusting himself

She looked over at him confused

“Whatever it is you want! I’m yours I’ll be your man, your husband, your boy toy whatever you want I’m yours” he said looking at her in a fucked our expression

“Damn you’re so pussy drunk” she said laughing at him

“Don’t push it” he said with a straight face

“I can be your girlfriend I suppose” She said shrugging her shoulders

“Don’t play with me” Matt said looking at her

“I’m kidding. Yes Matt I’d love to finally be your girlfriend” she said kissing him on the cheek

“Good because I’m never letting you go” he said kissing her on the lips

“Alright let’s head home” Matt said as he helped Y/N back to the passenger seat

“Yeah my back is fucking hurting after being slammed into the handle non stop” she said laughing

“Im sorry baby” Matt said laughing with her

“It’s okay you were fucking me so good the pain went away” she said winking at him

He just looked down shyly and then drove back to the house.

The End

This was so fun to write🤪🤪 Now I’ll be working on my request I got, so expect to see that shortly🫶🏽

-J💅🏽

[iseetheisland]

When i was around thirteen, my dad got into this fit about how we (the kids) used too much toilet paper and cost him too much money. Of course, no one took the blame. So he came up with a fool-proof scheme where he divided a pack of toilet paper evenly between him, my mom, my sister, and me. Whoever ran out first would either have to pay something like ten dollars for another roll, or use newspaper until everyone else ran out. A totally reasonable and, might I say, non-abusive method of parenting in a household where everyone but you has a uterus that just shits out blood every month but totally reasonable.

Anyway, he ran out first. While me and my sister still had around half of ours left, each. He ran out during his morning poo and was furiously shouting. Accused us of stealing it. And when I tried to make him pay me for a new roll, I got in trouble and had to give some over, and that whole way of living never happened again. But imagine how he must have felt when he realized it was him. He was the problem.

happy fucking sunday

[monstersdownthepath]

I applaud the writers at Paizo for what they've done for Shivaska as of Starfinder. Here I was, the fool, poo-pooing the Demon Lord for using child slaves in her horrible clockwork castle out of a sheer, petty need to be EEEeeevil... I was blind to what she was truly doing, what she was truly embodying! I didn't spot the thread, not until the Starfinder writers had taken it and crafted a wondrous tapestry from what began as an obscure Demon Lord.

Shivaska isn't JUST the boogeyman, stealing away children to work in her factory. This is her first step taken towards what her true passion is: Unethical workplace practices. In Pathfinder, she's not entirely in tune with what she could be, what her true potential is, but as of Starfinder, she's fallen fully into her niche (the book even says it took her a while to realize what she could be doing with her power and her time). It began with dangerous child labor, and it (currently) ends with multi-level marketing scams, illegal animal testing, invasive ads, and even cryptocurrency schemes, all wrapped up in 12 hour workdays, company script, and union busting... filtered through the lens of a power-hungry Demon Lord, so all of her corporate malfeasance is even worse and more exploitative than anything we have here, to the degree it becomes almost darkly comedic.

She's literally using mortal souls to power her crypto mining rigs, for god's sake!

I'm impressed and a little giddy at what the writers have done. In just a few books, Shivaska has gone from total obscurity to potentially being the most powerful Demon Lord in the Starfinder setting, at least for the moment! I'm probably also buzzing from how delightful Mechageddon! actually turned out to be. After the... lukewarm ending of Tyrant's Grasp, I'm happy that at least the Starfinder Enjoyers know the grand finale for 1st edition is actually grand!

[ticklishraspberries]

hey homieeeee

for the prompts list if you’re still accepting (just delete this if you’re not): 8 with Sokka & Zuko? you can pick who you want doing what 😊

always happy to see you feeling good and excited to write, writer’s block is poo and i love seeing you in action 💪🏻

prompt list!!

8. “can you stop laughing? i’m trying to talk to you. how rude!”

Sokka was ridiculous, and it would have annoyed Zuko if he didn't find it so stupidly endearing.

Of course, when the ridiculousness led to Zuko also looking like a fool, he wished he could see through the thick fog of love and smack Sokka away like he would if he were a normal, not-smitten man.

"Sokka, I'm seherious—Stop!" he choked out, squirming like mad beneath the other's touch.

"What's that? I can barely understand you through all those giggles," Sokka replied, grinning.

"I don't giggle!" Zuko insisted, although he knew it was a lie.

"Um, yes, you do. And it's really adorable, too, have I ever told you that? I especially love how red your face gets when I give you all these compliments," Sokka rambled on, fingers still clawing into Zuko's sides with torturous precision. "Can you stop laughing? I'm trying to talk to you. How rude!"

"You just said it was cute!" Zuko replied. Sassing Sokka in that situation was probably not his smartest move, but if he was going down, he was going down fighting (half-heartedly, of course).

"It's absolutely adorable, but you're not listening to me when you're making such adorable sounds."

"Then quit it!"

"Hmm...No, I don't think I will."

Sokka was going to be the death of him. Zuko loved it more than he let on. Of course, Sokka knew.

[whotookmynameareuserious]

My friend is my sibling

warning: use of y/n, mentions of poo, killing, angst, it come with Choso.

“Wake up” Paul Atreides said. “Y/N, wake the hell up! I AM PAUL MUAD’DIB ATREDIES.”

“Boy shut the hell up. Like damn. You are still my brother, I don’t see you as no God.” I say. It’s not easy being the sister of Paul Atreides. He gets on my nerves. Always screaming. Like when does he shut the hell up?

“Y/N, I’m gonna make you smell my sh!t. You know I never take this suit off”

“Why do you even need me right now?.” I say, being disgusted by the overwhelming stench of sh!t im imagining I would smell if he took his suit off.

“Choso is here. He wants to see you. Something about ‘Yujis Arrival.’ Don’t know why he’s stressing over some other fools arrival. I’m the Lisan Al Gaib.”

“Boy shut the hell up.” I throw a pillow at him and run away to choso. “Hey Cho”

“You have to help me Y/N, Yuji is going crazy.” Choso said.

“What’s he’s doing?” I say.

“He’s talking about his arrival.”

“Like my brother doing saying he’s the ‘Lisan Al Gaib’ ?”

“No he’s just saying ‘I have arrived’ like a corny bitch.”

“What??”

“I have arrived.” Yuuji says walking in the room.

My eyebrows furrow and I turn to Choso. My brother, Paul, comes downstairs.

“Hey no person here messes with Y/N. I’m the Lisan Al Gaib, Y/N is my friend. You’ll get killed.” Paul says.

“That is right brother, you are my friend” I say sarcastically.

“BOY SHUT THE HELL UP!!” Feyd Rautha pops in the room with his bald head and knives and murders us all except Paul. But him Paul have a thing going on that is awkward so he just leaves without doing anything, Leaving Paul sad and seeking revenge and some freaks.

[lensman-arms-race]

What happens if a TV man's shoes get glued to the floor and he tries to teleport?

[peefartress2]

min needs glasses - butterfly soup one shot

"There’s no doubting it," Noelle stated matter-of-factly. “You need glasses.”

Min snarled back at her, deeply offended. "No, I fucking don't ." 

"Dude." said Akarsha, pushing a piece of paper across the lunch table, something written on it. Something nonspecific, that Min couldn't read definitely because Akarsha had shit handwriting and not because they couldn't tell what the pencil marks were supposed to be. Clearly, Akarsha was at fault.

"Can you read this?" she asked, her eyes narrowed, analyzing Min's reaction. Min themself scoffed.

"No!!- cause your handwriting is ass."

Akarsha and Noelle shared a look- Akarsha in particular having a bright, smug, I Told You So Grin.

"Noelle wrote it, actually.” Akarsha corrected. “And you know she’s a tryhard.”

“It’s not like her weird loopy cursive is any easier to read!”

“The Min I know would never pass off the opportunity to make fun of me for writing, in formal cursive,” Noelle cleared her throat. “ Boogers are a little more funny than pee pee, but less funnier than poo poo. End quote.”

Min snorted in amusement as Akarsha leaned over to say “I came up with that,” wildly grinning at the delicate, narrator-like way Noelle read the sentence. Noelle looked exasperated as Min and Akarsha high-fived under the table, as if she wasn’t right there.

“I’m beginning to think that this is more about making a fool of me than proving that visual aid would be useful to Min.”

“Nonono I would never do that!!”

“I doubt it.” The sound of Diya’s voice made Akarsha jump, because she swore that the girl just went to the bathroom. When did she get back?? Was she so stealthy?? What??

Min didn’t seem to notice Akarsha and Noelle’s surprise though, and turned to Diya like it was nothing.

“It would be so terrible,” Min told Diya desperately. “I refuse to be that nerdy Asian kid with glasses. Could you even imagine?? That’s Noelle’s thing, why doesn’t she get glasses?”

Noelle muttered something under her breath that implied there was some truth in that statement, causing Akarsha’s eyes to widen.

“But…” Diya frowned. “If you did have an eyesight problem… wouldn’t that affect how you play baseball?”

There was a helplessness in Min’s eyes as they looked at Diya like a kicked puppy, just utterly shocked and disappointed with how their eyebrows were pointed up. “No… NO…”

“No, no way I’m getting glasses. I’m just better I don’t need them I swear- and there’s also no way my parents care enough to buy me any, and I don’t care enough to ask them. And- ”

“If you talk to the school counselor or something and have the school approach your parents, there’s a chance they’ll be more open to the idea of getting your vision checked out,” Diya said lightly.

“You know you can get eye contacts too, if you don’t want glasses.” Akarsha pointed out, and Noelle nodded.

“Or you could wear sports glasses for when you play.”

Akarsha snickered. “Oh my god, those things look so goofy. I think Noelle’s right for once, Min.”

Min did not look pleased, their nose wrinkled. “This discussion is over.” 

Two weeks later, after refusing to wear the new pair of glasses they got, Min finally caved- now that their poor vision was acknowledged, it was more annoying to deal with. Thus, a generic looking pair of black glasses had found their way to Min’s face. Min saw Diya and Akarsha walking together, approaching the lockers, fully ready for Akarsha to clown on them.

“Eyyy!” Akarsha cheered as she walked over. “See!! Being visually impaired isn’t so bad!”

“Whatever. Even with glasses, I’m not as much of a dork as you .”

Diya smiled, taking her hat and placing it on Min’s head, the brim covering their eyes until Min pushed it up, looking at Diya with a grumpy expression.

“I think you look pretty fashionable,” she said.

“...Thanks.” Min mumbled, their face turning just a tint pink, eyes suddenly brightening when they remembered something.

“Oh!! So, apparently I’m farsighted or something? Which means I don’t think I have to wear these stupid things when I’m playing ball.”

“Aw man,” Akarsha sighed, shaking her head. “Was looking forward to watching you play in dorky glasses. It would’ve been great.”

“It’d also be great if I gouged your eyeballs so that even glasses couldn’t help you see.”

“ Min …”

“Right, right, sorry. Less violence. Yeah,” Min crossed their arms, looking up at Diya. Without her cap, the sun seemed to hit her wavy brown hair in a way that made it shine. Min enjoyed the way that hair always fell out of her ponytail, due to how Diya’s cut was just a bit too short to stay tied up normally. They tilted their head, peering at Diya’s golden-brown eyes. With their newly improved vision, things that were close were much clearer now.

“Hm. Only one thing I like about having glasses now, I guess.” Min said, and never elaborated no matter how many questions Akarsha asked.

[divinely-yourz]

but what happens when i pregnant from thinking about him? WHAT THEN.

[lavalamp-juice]

This isn't something I would really share but idk

I'm not one for potty humor but I just think it's funny my mom went on my account and got me the April Fool's poo skin

Also i've never played as this guy and I really like it lol

my mom also has all the El Primo skins so ofc she had to get this one

[paladin-of-nerd-fandom65]

Nice answers! Can’t wait for more :D

1: I know in comics it’s just easy to draw but how does Jake (& some of his family) doesn’t get his identity revealed just wearing a domino mask? (Chris at least wears glasses & acts differently most likely) it would be cool if he got a full mask with a voice changer (my updated version of Jake has a black mask with white eye lenses & a flaming Nightwing logo in the middle)

2: what’s the duos bestest prank they ever pulled?

3: what’s their favorite “prank” items? Fake poo, whoppy cushion, arrow through the head “hat” etc

4: let’s say the duo wants to pull a “Batman Beyond,” who would they pass their superhero title to?

5: How would you bring the starburst duo into the main DC universe? Another crisis or just leave as is in your universe?

Happy April Fools Buddy @pin-crusher2000 and I assure you this’ll be no April Fooling around in this answer ;-)

1) He is able to hide his identity via both his subtle posturing which allows him being more laidback and casual and inflections on his voice which have him sound less guttural and deep when he’s not wearing his domino mask. I base this subtly in his presentation based on how both Grant Morrison and artist Frank Quitely demonstrate the differences between Clark Kent and his alter ego within All Star Superman

2) Oh it’s definitely the time they emptied out some bullies’ body sprays in their lockers during swimming lessons, refilling them with ladies’ perfume instead and it wasn’t until it was far too late when said bullies even noticed it

3) The Arrow in the Head Gay is among them for playfully fooling around the Arrows but Joybuzzers and Gag Peanut Brittle cans are their go to options

4) Chris - I say the Mantle of Nightwing might go to probably a future child of Jake and Meredith (semi canonically Jake and his wife had son they named after Dick Grayson) with Chris appropriately teaching the newer Nightwing the tricks and tools of the mantle

Jake - The mantle he made can fall to probably a fan of the original Skybird who looked up to Jake as their hero for that longest time and only steps into the matte fully at a time of emergency but Jake sees pony’s tail in the kid and offers to train them. Basically a combination of sorts of Tim(my) Drake and Terry McGinnis in that regard

5) Well if there was a chance to adapt Chris, Mar’i and Jake in to the Prime Earth continuity, I’d basically do it all akin to the way Jon was eventually incorporated via a run in with an all powerful force and antagonist that screws around with the timelines and memories of Clark, Lois, Dick and Kory but the presence of these heroes allows them to remember them and with their strong respective love for one another (Lois with Clark and Dick with Kory) plus extending the full timeline so that the elder heroes of it are allowed to age (mainly Bruce and Dick if anything), lo and behold the Grayson kids and Christopher Kent can be incorporated into the DCU proper and all the effects of their presence throughout can be felt.

Now of course that’s if they’re allow to be incorporated cause otherwise, I’d still stick them happily in my Earth-4080. For one thing, my version of the DCU at least doesn’t have Cry for Justice and Heroes in Crisis happen at all so that’s a bonus lol

[cloudcountry]

Okay, so for the Arcana, ya know how everyone has a card from the major arcana? Well, you can actually calculate what your two cards are from your birthday!

*yes, our card in game is The Fool but birth cards are cool as shit

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My cards are The Hanged Man and The Empress, Julian... you can keep your card

this is so real :O thank you for sharing?!?!? in my head i was like omg what if i get the fool GAFSJDDJAGDJDHF

[melanieathene]

Suptober 2023 Day 2 - Pumpkin Patch

When Sam was seven years old he watched It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, and promptly fell in love with the idea that “on Halloween night the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children.”

Dean, being older and wiser, poo-pooed the idea and teased Sam mercilessly until he went crying to his father.

John, being much older and far from sober, was even less kind.

“If there is such a thing,” he growled, “You can bet your boots it's some kind of a monster: a ghoul, a zombie, maybe a vampire – something that will rise up and bite your sorry ass.”

Sam, spirit crushed though his belief remained unshaken, decided there was only one way to prove his brother and father wrong. Spending Halloween at Bobby's provided a most fortuitous opportunity. A farmer a mile or two down the road had a prodigious field of pumpkins. Surely, it was both sincere and lacking in hypocrisy? It was worth investigating, anyway. All Sam had to do was make his way through a cornfield to get to the patch. Of course, being the son of a hunter, he decided it was best to be prepared for treats to turn to tricks. He packed a wooden stake, a silver knife and a bottle of holy water in a knapsack and hid them under his bed.

On Halloween night, while Dean and John were out patrolling a local graveyard, Sam crept from his bed, stuffing clothing under the covers, hoping this would fool Bobby if he checked to see if he was sleeping. The old hunter was dozing in front of the TV set, more than half asleep himself. The canned laughter of a sitcom masked Sam's light footsteps as he stole a flashlight from a kitchen drawer and slipped out the back door.

The cornfield was every bit as spooky as he had anticipated it might be, what with it's eerie rustlings and the weird shadows which flickered in the flashlight's narrow beam. Wary, but undaunted, Sam persevered until he finally reached his goal. He breathed a sigh of relief as he finally entered a moonlit field, pumpkins of all sizes dotting the landscape. There were fewer than he had anticipated. Many of the larger ones had already been harvested and sent to market, but Sam figured that was what made the patch sincere: such a sacrifice must serve to honour the Great Pumpkin.

Sam settled down and prepared to wait.

And waited.

And waited.

And, still waiting, fell asleep with his arms wrapped around a pumpkin and his head nestled in the crook of one arm.

And that is how Dean and John found him, as the moon set and shades of pink began to tinge the eastern horizon.

The years went by.... Two decades and more... Once again it was Halloween night, and once again Sam found himself plowing his way through a cornfield, en route to a pumpkin patch. He smiled as he remembered that long ago night: how his father had been too relieved at his safe return to scold or punish him; how Dean had simultaneously praised his bravery and cursed his stupidity as they packed the Impala the next day and hit the road, leaving Bobby's (and pumpkin patches) far behind.

John was dead.

Sam's belief in the Great Pumpkin was dead too.

He and Dean were in hot pursuit of a witch, of all things. How Halloweenie was that? Sam's smile broadened as he burst past the final cornstalk and scanned the open field. No sign of the witch. She'd either taken a sneaky turn in the cornfield and exited miles from where they were, or had taken flight on her broom and was even now winging her way across the sky.

Sam's money was on the former. He wasn't nearly as naïve as he'd been as a child.

Or maybe she'd beaten him here and hightailed it over Dean's way? He was about to give his brother a shout when he spotted him standing on the far edge of the field. He wasn't alone. But his companion wasn't the witch. Judging from the billowing trench coat, Castiel had joined the hunt.

Sam's smile dimmed and faded. Damn! They were standing awfully close. Closer than usual. And they were moving even closer. Closer... Uh... The angel's trench coat floated to the ground. Dean's jacket followed. Lips locked, they sank down to their knees and...

“Nope, nope, nope,” Sam declared. Maybe the witch had cast a spell, and maybe it was the natural progression of things, given the way the two of them had danced around each other for years now. He'd determine that in the morning. For now, he was hoofing it back to the motel and booking a separate room.

Give him ghosties and ghoulies and things that go bump in the night any day of the week.

There were some things a brother shouldn't have to see.