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[alitteraladhdmess]

Finished a drawing right before my iPad died during school

This one’s of my doomed timeline Leo and his Dino feet

[shepscapades]

Not quite

[crismakesstuff]

invincible characters as silly reaction memes

[novafire-is-thinking]

Airachnid is the TFP Soundwave of TF One

Tall, Dark, and Competent

[oobbbear]

An “what if there’s a pizzaplex location in China” au

They're an Eclipse, but you can just call them Wu Dan

They are a theater bot from the Shanghai pizzaplex, they play the Wu Dan role (female warrior/fighter role) in Traditional Chinese opera. They can sing they can dance, they perform with a spear, and they do Bian Lian mask trick.

Most time they stay as Eclipse but if needed they can switch between Sun and Moon on command. As the picture shows, the red mask is Sun, the Blue mask is moon, the split face is when both are up but not in sync, they can’t stay like that for long it burns their battery, and the white face is Eclipse

Sun is more hot headed and extroverted, Moon is more ‘hohoho I’m evil’ and introverted, when split face, they’re mostly having a fight and they use their traits against each other, when Eclipse, their traits are combined creating an neutralized version of themselves

[izzystizzys]

As High Marshall Commander, a title foisted on him by the Galaxy’s fakest bitch aka Chancellor Palpatine, Fox theoretically has privileges and authorities like no other clone. In practice, he has a headache and gets ignored more obviously than before.

What he also has is a fancy new function on his personal comm unit modified to broadcast GAR-wide to all commanding officers, up to and including Jedi. It gathers dust next to his own modified button that sees much better use - a private channel to Stone, the only vod that will let Fox bitch at him to his heart’s content without hanging up (Thire) or bitching right back (Thorn).

It’s been a long shift of 72 hours, the maximum Stabby allows him to do without a well-placed hypo to the neck, when Fox finally collapses on his rickety cot in the Command quarters and hits the private comm connection to Stone without looking. He’s already rolling his eyes so hard it tweaks at the migraine that’s been building since hour 18 and heaving a put-upon sigh.

“Everyone is stupid, Stone, and asking to be thrown face-first from the Dome balustrades”, he begins, settling into a low, dead tone of voice to warm to the building monologue. It’s a marathon, not a sprint. “I swear to haran I’m going to wring Amedda’s stringy neck one of these days. I don’t know what magical Force gods his mother pissed off, but they made sure to punish her and the Galaxy at large a hundred times over. He sucks the joy and competence out of every room like a black hole of stupid. I’d call him a has-been, but I trust in the power of nepotism and also just don’t believe he ever was. I swear he’s doing it on purpose and - oh, kriffing Sith-damned hells, you know who’s definitely doing it on purpose?! The kriffing Chancellor, that wrinkly ass-faced ballsack!”

Taking a deep breath, Fox lets that sit in his chest for a moment, indulging in the feeling of bright weightlessness. “I swear he’s trying to keep the war going - no one man can be that incompetent and still draw breath, not even Amedda or Taa. Goddamn Taa - but anyways, kriffing hell, Stone, either the senility isn’t an act or he’s a bad cartoon villain from Dooby Scoo. Yes Sir, sending Senator Amidala to a Seppie-infested planet for negotiations is a great idea after her fourth bomb threat of the week. No Sir, I can’t hear you cackling evilly with Count Dooku under your lame two-credit robe as you’re definitely not colluding with the Republic’s enemies. What, you have a red lightsaber?! Oh, of course I don’t know what that means, I was dropped on the head as a tubie!”

Barely pulling in a harsh breath, Fox continues, palms pressing into his eyeballs hard enough to cause sparks. “And speaking of lightsabers and senile fucks, haran smite my ass off but who the kriff thought it’d be a good idea to give absolute tactical and military authority to the kriffing eldritch space monks! The Force didn’t bless them with the collective good sense it gave to a kriffing rock, and I’m tired of pretending otherwise! Has anyone kriffing read the Theed Convention of Sentient Rights in Wartimes?! NO?!! Well, color me UNSURPRISED, because war crimes ARE NOT! GOOD! BATTLE! TACTICS!!”

“They run around in crop tops, Stone, in crop tops! Oh, the Force provides - WELL I’M GOING TO PROVIDE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS, AND IT’S GOING TO HURT BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT WEARING KRIFFING ARMOUR!”

“Sure, let’s send the preteens into active warzones under heavy artillery in kriffing party wear! Surely nothing will ever go wrong! And give them commanding positions equivalent to CC-clones, WHO WERE LITERALLY GENETICALLY CREATED FOR IT! WITH A DECADE OF INTENSE TRAINING! LET’S DO THAT, BECAUSE WE’RE ALL KRIFFING STUPID!”

He’s gesturing wildly at the ceiling now, face heating up as his blood boils beneath the surface. “And you know what really gets my lowers in a twist, apart from the preteen commanding officers and blatant kriffing high treason and war profiteering?! Is it the complete lack of recognition? Gratitude? Basic sentient rights?! No, Stone, no, I would take all that in stride if it meant I never had to see Skywalker and Amidala kriffing canoodle right in front of me again, and pretend like it isn’t the galaxy’s worst conflict of interest case in the making!”

“By all levels of Sith-hell, what the kriff is wrong with that woman? You have it all, you could have anyone, and you choose that twatwaffle?! And then they have the gall to lock themselves in a broom closet for twenty minutes straight and have me guard it! ‘Oh yes, Senator, naturally we all go rattling brooms with our good friends! Nothing dodgy happening at all! I definitely believe you were looking for detergent and have used a washing machine before!’ The absolute nerve on those two! And then last week - you’ll never believe this - High General Windu passed by, and I swear he looked like he wanted to throw himself off the roof! I’ve never been less impressed by anyone in my life, and I’m batch-mates with Bly!”

“Speaking of Bly, that little bitchtit - if I have to edit one more, one more kriffing propaganda piece of him staring at General Secura’s bits, I’m going to stab my eye out! And if I have to edit one more of Secura staring at his bits, I’m going to stab the other one out! The only good thing I have to say about them is they’re more subtle than Skywalker and Amidala, which means nothing really. I will never understand that woman - but then she’s worked with Jar Jar Binks for a decade and not had a nervous breakdown, so she either has nerves of steel or is on some good-ass drugs.”

“Girl, your choices. And you know what else is a choice? Kote kriffing roundhouse-kicking heads off droids when he has a perfectly good blaster right there! I don’t know what the Longnecks put in his tube, but I hope to kriff it’s not contagious. I’d say I’m glad he has Kenobi to keep him in check, but that man wouldn’t know common sense if it punched his nose clean off his face. Flirting with General Grievous, ugh. I’d say he can do better, but honestly, they deserve each other.”

“And Wolffe - “, panting, Fox pauses, considering. “Well, Wolffe is an asshole and stupid, and I hate him because he’s stupid and has a stupid face. Also he keeps drunkenly submitting adoption paperwork on General Koon’s behalf - I wish I could say something mean about that, but honestly, his existence is roast enough. Anyways, bitches are trying me today, and by bitches I mean everyone. Commander Fox signing off to go not commit treason, unfortunately.”

Thoroughly powered out, Fox sinks into his hard mattress with a deep sigh. Several seconds of silence reign, and then his comm unit starts blaring in alarm.

Somewhere in the Jedi Temple, Mace Windu is knocked flat on his ass by a gargantuan shatterpoint exploding.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Shout out to all artists who had to work without any strong direction or instruction.

I wish you a merry “the client likes it anyways”

[hwljpg]

the spongerrrr

[umbrify]

fWhip: “Here you go.”

Jimmy: “Thank you very much. I am in your debt.”

fWhip: “I know.”

Jimmy: “Always. Forever.”

fWhip: “I know.”

Jimmy: “I’ve always been in your debt.”

[fWhip doesn’t reply, but does look at Jimmy as Jimmy looks back at him. Jimmy starts walking away, and fWhip catches up to him.]

fWhip: “Okay— Jimmy,”

Jimmy: “Yeah?”

fWhip: “You can repay the debt by helping us find good English pub food when we’re out in the UK.”

[Jimmy claps in excitement]

Jimmy: “I got you bud!”

fWhip: “I— I heard that there’s… there’s English pub food, and then there’s good English pub food, so y’know,”

Jimmy: “Oh, there’s always better, yeah yeah yeah yeah, there’s some— there’s some not so nice ones, and some nice ones,”

fWhip: “Yeah yeah yeah,”

Jimmy: “We’ll make sure it happens, hundred percent. Don’t you worry.”

fWhip: “Yeah, yeah, that’s fair, that’s fair, okay, good, got that settled.”

Jimmy: “We will do it.”

Hey? Hey?? These two drive me so insane?? The softness in Jimmy’s voice when he says he’s always been in fWhip’s debt??? Oh my god.

[starsillys]

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clicks for better quality methinks:3 (I am going crazy)

Also I forgot to mention yesterday I got this little ,, little fucken children’s bath toy that lights up different colors when you touch it and it was a very big impulse buy um,,, I love u jade the jellyfish

Also,, um rr,,, Sonny (imo I think it is) drawings WHAT I think he took on the form of that you censor box in the new beginnings story and just. Slowly distorted himself over time to appear more humanoid in denial of being entrapped in a computer as a formless lifeless entity

[future-crab]

I know this is a real baby-who-hasn’t-mastered-object-permanence type opinion, but I associate people with their pfps so strongly it’s wild. Even for people who have posted pictures of themselves, I still instinctually think of their pfp as their appearance. Any time I see one of my mutuals do one of those ‘make yourself on this picrew’ chains my first thought is ‘wait you’re telling me you AREN’T a jpeg of Hannibal Lector??”

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

have you seen the teasers yet for the tweels ssrs? immediately thought of you when it popped up on my timeline

[Referencing the JP August 2024 schedule!]

I think I went through all five stages of grief within the span of five seconds 💀

dbjsvajsQWRF13F85FWVHUKGfhpFWVYQGPBcsgwosksksbsh?;<~\~]\~ I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WHEN MY NOTIFS ALL STARTED BLOWING UP… I GOT THAT FEELING OF DREAD COLLECTING IN MY STOMACH LEADING UP TO CHECKING THE nEWS 😭 TWST JP TWITTER AHS bEEN BLOWING UP ABOUT THSI TOO, LITERALLY EVERY CORNER oF THE FANDOM IS COLELCTIVELY LOSING THEIR MINDS AND FOR GOOD REASON

The card illustrations look??? So deceptively simple??? BUT THEN YOU LOOK CLOSER AND YROU START TO NOTICE ALL THE LITTLE DETAILS like how the willow leaves and the boat they're leaning on are STRAIGHT OUT OF THE LITTLE MERMAID KISS THE GIRL SCENE ON THE LAGOON. And you can see the gills on their sides, WHICH SHOW OFF THEIR BIOLUMINESCENCE, previously noted in the Magical Archives book. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, THEIR POSES ALSO DEMONSTRATE EACH BROTHER'S PREFERENCES WHEN IT COMES TO TAKING ACTION. Floyd has his back on the boat and a hand in his hair, which leaves his core completely exposed for an attack; it fits how he's the more physically oriented fighter of the twins, the person who rushes into battle without much caution. I really appreciate how we can see and admire more details of the merform here! It's nice that we can see the gradient on his skin really well as it fades into a lighter color on the front. and the markings and coloration on the webbed hand. (... Also, as a clavicle enjoyer, I must give Floyd's a thumbs up 👍) Jade is the opposite of him, he's posed with his chest resting against the boat and his arms crossed, which shields many of his organs. This also suits him very well, since Jade has been shown to be the brother that thinks and plans before acting. That does, however, leave his BACK exposed (though the dorsal fins jutting out probably provide some degree of protection)... meaning he could be BACKSTABBED, which is something Jade abhors (he's the only one allowed to do the backstabbing around here). ... AND HEY, IT HELPS THAT BOTH OF THEIR POSES ARE ALSO CUTE AND COULD BE FRAMED AS EITHER FLIRTING AND/OR TEEHEEING TO DISTRACT YOU RIGHT AFTER COMMITING SOME HEINOUS ACT 🤡 (<- delulu)

SIDE NOTE, IS THERE A REASONs NWHWy THER;ESE A A N EMPHASIS SON J WORD'S BACKA ND BICEPS?????? ?? ? ? ????? wHY HSE';S RESITNG HIS HEAD ON THE BOAT ANDA LOOKIGN lk aT YROUIAION A YOIU SO KSOFTTLMY LIKE THAT ????? ? ?? ? ? ? ???? ?? ? ????? ? ?WIETH HIS SLKITLTTEL E TEEFS FSK SHOWING FORM BEHIND hi S CYANoisis AS SS LIPS??? ? ? ?? ? ?? ? ??? OTL

THE TwSDT DEVS ARE SO FuRKCING SiCK N TWIsXTED F OR THIS

If the initial art already looks like tTHIS 💀 I dONmt EVDn WanNA iMaGINE WHSy yHE GROOviES MIGHG nT bE………:::::::::::: ……… ……….. …… …. .. . ….. ..: . … . . TWST dEVS, you woulDNmT GIVD uS TWEELS CRYING WoULD YOU???? WOULD YOu????!?????!??!?!!!!

[apollos-boyfriend]

yeag

[brainr0tcntrl]

Maybe draw Hypno?

Ask and ye shall receive!

He was actually so much fun to draw

[crushedsweets]

I love tumblr . I feel like I’m familiar with a lot of people and recognize a ton of usernames . It feels like the little court I grew up in . I like the regulars here . .

[yayi-fuji]

“Rae, why does this coin look so unique compared to the other yen?”

“Oh! See how this one has a face instead of the number of value on it? It’s because this is American currency, this here is a quarter, worth 25 cents. They have George Washington’s portrait in them.”

“That- That’s George Washington!? The first president of the United States!?”

“Uh… yah? What’s wrong?”

“Nothing! I simply, uhm… envisioned him rather differently than… this.”

Based on Even in the Next One !!! This isn’t an actual scene inside the chapters, but it’s just so easy to imagine them with how lively they feel. Please go give it a read if you haven’t yet <3

To @jobrrr : AUUGHH I’M IN LOVE WITH YOUR FIC!!! It has been a few months since I last became this invested in one :’D It just feels SO real and there are so many thoughts in my head as a result; hopefully I overcome my shyness and drop a comment proper sometime soon. Thank you for your service.

ALSO @melpymoo ! HUGE thank you for reading this alongside me omfg this is crazy, never before has a hyperfix been revived this violently 😭 Ty for granting me the space to be totally normal about these 2, looking forward to the rest of your reactions ^^