#i need these two to meet

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the spongerrrr

[echo-stimmingrose]

Watching Frank about to beat the shit out of Leo for gods knows what

Percy: you know, sometimes I forget Frank is related to Clarisse

Clarisse: I'm sorry what?

Percy: Yeah, son of mars

Clarisse *looks Frank up and down*

Clarisse:

Clarisse: No

[the-travelling-witch]

okay but imagine kaveh and al-haitham on a trip to mondstadt for research purposes or something; they stop by the angel’s share where they run into venti and diluc

venti and kaveh start “discussing” beauty and the arts, quoting poems and ballads and getting progressively more obnoxious with each downed glass

meanwhile diluc and al-haitham just stand there like “please, end my suffering”

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.

[generouskittentidalwave]

Life advice

Percy: Man, I wish the gods noticed us for once-

Odysseus: *Grabs Percy by the shoulders* No you don't.

Percy: Wha-

Odysseus: No, you don't. Go live your life, run free, stay in school, start a family whatever you do just don't be a favorite of the Gods. Stay neglected by them, trust me.

Percy: Wait- you're Odysseus, that's so cool! Wait aren't you a favorite of the gods-?

Odysseus: Yes and believe me when I say it's not as glorifying as you think it is-

Zeus: OOOOH ODYSSEUS~!! WHO WANTS SOME GOOD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT US GENEROUS GODS WANNA OH SO DEARLY GIVE TO YOU~!?

Odysseus: FUCK THEY FOUND ME-! RUN! SAVE YOURSELF-!

[renonv]

Here comes the Sun himself ☀️

glassless versión

[gonerboy]

"Can we keep her, Lyney?"

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

oh hey! i was reading a fic the other day where Wangji was once misspelled as Wangu. which leads me to: MDZS Pingu-style??? noot noot!

Do you think love can bloom on the sea ice?

[nhyhu]

INTRODUCING...

HOTGUY AND CUTEGUY!!!

[body-of-crisis]

Ships in the night

[phoenixcatch7]

Dp x dc twin au where Danny and Damian were in fact conjoined/siamese twins, but the most dangerous type - one head, two bodies.

Their early removal from talia being because their shape would not have allowed for natural birth, they were written off but talia begged for the chance to send them off in the lazarus pit.

By some bizarre miracle, before she turned to leave, two small bodies bobbed to the surface - identical in every way, except for the eyes. The previous blue eyes now split in two, one left, one right, and the new eyes, pit created, a bright green.

She took her child, her two children, and together, they survived.

Being removed prematurely, their early years were tough, but soon they blossomed into promising heirs for the league. In sync with every step, the closest of brothers, the league was certain the old fairy tale of twins being telepathic had been granted by the pit that separated them, the remnants of being born as one mind, one brain, one skull.

But then Danny had to flee, and leave his other half behind. Stretched by distance for the first time, the bond grew thin and stretched, and Damian grieved his brother as dead. When he started being sent on public missions, he hid his distinctive heterochromia, choosing the green in memory of the pit that had given him and his brother life.

Danny, hiding his pit aura in the ocean's worth that was Amity park, took to blue, the colour that he and Damian were born with.

Damian moves to Gotham, and continues to mourn his brother as dead, right until one day when he is twelve, when he learns what the death of your other half truly feels like.

-

Their reunion is a thing of family legend. Violence runs hot in both bloodlines, ghosts are highly emotional and prone to fighting a the drop of a hat for bonding, playing, testing, every reason under the green sun. Their training and play often consisted of friendly spars, competitive spars, furious spars, venting spars. Both have been exposed to unhealthy amounts of ecto since before their birth.

There is a long, long minute of staring, before they rip themselves away and lunge at each other like wolves.

The bat family are horrified by their brutally efficient youngest suddenly barreling towards a clone (?) and trying to claw his throat open with his bare hands while openly sobbing.

It ends with them wrapped around each other crying into the others shoulder as their minds finally meet again and relax from the painful stretch for the first time in years.

But nobody else has any idea what to do.

[unicornpopcorn14]

Dazai has another ability and it's called: claiming sm bullshit to the point where the universe just goes along with your tomfoolery

Either that, or he's a real wizard

[allofeternitywithu]

i was trying to dissect why ‘the winter king’ and ‘the star’ are my favorite episodes of fionna and cake so far, and then i realized that i just absolutely adore insane women

[corsairspade]

Halenthir but none of the Finweans believe Haleth is real because they all assume Caranthir made up a spouse so he could leverage his marriage status for tax concessions. Caranthir is extremely mad about this. Haleth thinks it’s hilarious.

[ihatebrainstorm]

A horrible revelation I just had

+ some bonus doodles bc hhghahahahahghghhhehhahahhhhhhhhhh

[sweeteastart]

Masterpost of all my LU boys art for the clothing challenge 💥

It felt like a lot less when I was making them to be honest lmao