#fuck chainsaws all my homies hate chainsaws

[orchid-merryweather]

I have a home maintenance class in my school, and as review for the final the teacher is just going through all the old slides, so I got to see this gem again and share it with all four people here

[transmasc-makima]

I want these images framed in the Louvre

[dragonlair17]

The max amount of upvotes I’ve gotten on Reddit was about, nine, so this is a major step up for me

Long live Tumblr, down with Reddit

[aru-art]

akiangel

i think im gonna eat glass when i see them on the big screen

[sweeteruserboxes]

[samusaran221]

Chainsaw Man expertly used the Found Family Trope to destroy me

[ofmonstersandpen]

ik chainsaw man discourse is the last thing anyone would expect on this blog but im gonna make it and it is solely about denji because. omg listen denji was just a fucked up kid with a fucked up childhood that therefore made him into a teenager with a fucked up outlook on the world and how it was supposed to operate and treat him. and those early chapters and arcs just make me think of how many young boys are being raised by media and developing these fucked up outlooks of the world and how it does or should operate and their parents aren’t supervising because “oh it’s not doing much harm” but it is. denji didn’t know better and look what makima did.

leaving teen boys to themselves and letting them absorb too much media leaves you with vulnerable children that want to be men so badly they can’t tell they’re being victimized. they get too wrapped up in “it’s just like the movies” that they don’t grasp that they can be taken advantage of. that’s how we end up with grown men that can’t recognize they can in fact be r*ped by women. that’s how we get grown men that are afraid and hurt and covering it with false bravado because if they come forward with it they get ridiculed or told they should’ve enjoyed it. a lot of misogynistic and sexist men are just boys that weren’t taught right. a lot of their stories start, not exactly like, but similar to denji’s. chasing after what’s projected as the male fantasy in desperation to be a man. sorry, not shutting up about it

[dawn-lilacbloom]

Hello quanxi nation, i wrote cringe post-canon light novel style fanfiction

(featuring Reze, the Weapon Hybrids, Flashback Makima & my shameless self-insert Chainsaw Man OC)

[fatherofallfrankfurters]

oh, she’s your girl? then why’s she a physical manifestation of my autism? 🤔

[maskemasker]

I rewatched Texas chainsaw massacre today and holy shit I forgot how much Kirk sucks Mother fucker is constantly ableist towards my boy Franklin He calls Franklin annoying just because he wants to be included just cause he wants to hang with y’all and you act like he’s being a asshole fuck Kirk all my homies hate Kirk

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

mac i am so sorry to enter ur inbox with more qsmp but oh my god. qcellbit update. so he talked to bagi. his sister. he still doesn't remember her. he still needs time to process everything but she said she's waited fifteen years so she can wait a few more days. i'm crying and sobbing rn. also he doesn't even fucking remember what he did to get thrown in prison, all he knows is that he was killing people to survive one day and another he was behind bars. i'm UNWELL!!! he got called in to talk to cucurucho (the fuckin THING that's kind of the federation mascot and it tortured cellbit with a chainsaw months ago FUCK CUCURUCHO ALL MY HOMIES HATE CUCURUCHO) and he was just. fucking tired. yesterday he messed with the feds quite publicly and cucurucho questioned him about it and he said "i don't care what you do to me, you can torture me, i don't care. i just want my family back, i want a future with them. just give me peace. let me rest." HE SOUNDED SO FUCKING TIRED. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE WAS SAYING UNTIL SOMEONE POSTED A TRANSLATION BUT HE SOUNDED SO SO SAD. AND NOW CELLBIT HIMSELF IS GOING TO TWITCHCON SO QCELLBIT IS TAKING A WEEK LONG DEPRESSION NAP. MAC CAN U HEAR ME. I'M UNWELL. I'M LOSING IT. THIS IS ME RN

anyway. hows ur day. i might go watch some steven universe bc i have been meaning 2 rewatch it (or adventure time!!!! one of the two for sure) take a short break from binge watching hannibal 2 watch a silly funny cartoon :3 also still trying to make my way thru marble hornets again it's just such an insane series 2 rewatch u know but i'm getting there!!! sorry i am just currently lying on the floor in my brain thinking about qsmp i had 2 tell u what happened 2 ur blorbo in law today

NEVER APOLOGIZE TO ME ABOUT PUTTING STUFF IN MY INBOX I LOVE GETTING MAIL I LOVE LEARNING THROUGH OSMOSIS I LOVE LISTENING 2 PPL TALK ATBT THINGS THEY LOVE

that sounss aboslutely DEVASTATING btw. oh my god. so the whole thing is like.. she remembers him but he doesnt remember her ?? GODDDD thats so upsetting. im glad hes getting 2 take a nap even if it is a depression one sigh. oh man oh man i love this.

my day was! good i think! i have not had a day to reat since my whole job shadow debacle last week so im kimd of running on fumes BUT . i have off work tmw so im gonna get a haircut and feel all good about everything. and maybe work on some art bc im now caught up to my pre prepped invertober images and i have a couple other time sensitive things like that. ougah. we keep truckin. ive got a huge backlog of youtube videos to watch from last week + beginning of this week i cannot Wait to get thru those and also watch more adventure time !! bc i have offically gotten to Stakes (a marcelone centric mini series) and it is one of my favorite eras ever. i love you vampire lore!!!

[nchntd]

Chainsaw man got me fucked up!!!!!! On god i am crying so fucking hard rn someone help me

[frenziedslashers]

for the weird asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

why did you do that?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

what kind of day is it?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

how do you like your shower water?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

do you have a favorite towel?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

Gonna try and answer these since I have been SLACKING with my inbox. I hit a total creative block for a bit there and couldn't even look at my inbox for a second there lmao. Sorry homies.

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

Ooh, I have a lot haha

Scooter (Borderlands)

Tiny Tina(Borderlands)

Mordecai(Borderlands)

Krieg(Borderlands)

Lester Sinclair(House of Wax)

Thomas Hewitt(Texas Chainsaw)

Tony Stark(Marvel)

Anakin Skywalker(Star Wars)

ARC Trooper Echo(Star Wars)

Commander Cody(Star Wars)

Din Djarin(Star Wars)

Commander Wolffe(Star Wars)

Commander Rex(Star Wars)

Bender Rodriguez(Futurama)

Courage(Courage The Cowardly Dog)

2. Which cryptid being do you believe in?

Ah this is hard to say tbh! I believe in a lot, but the main one would probably be aliens if you would consider them cryptids, if not then probably Big Foot and La Chupacabra. My tio in Texas claims that he saw La Chupacabra one night and tbh I believe him. His sheep and cattle were dying and he's not really one to believe that sort of stuff. So the fact that he thinks that he saw it is pretty freaky in my personal belief.

Then for big foot and aliens, they just make sense to me. I have believed that they are real so much that they don't even freak me out and sometimes I forget that they aren't 'proven' real.

3. Why did you do that?

Lester Sinclair would have approved, that's why.

4. Imagine you're at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

Yes, yes, and yes! They might look a little rough because I do have tremors in my arms really bad, so I shake a lot, but I will definitely paint your nails :)

5. Do you say soda or pop?

I say soda. I used to say pop, but my grandpa is the king of dad jokes and used to jokingly hit my arm or back when I would ask for a pop. (Nothing hard, it was all playful.) Then he would be all "What, you asked for a pop?" So I make myself say soda to avoid his jokes LMAO

6. What kind of day is it?

Relieving. My uncle's funeral was today and now I feel like I can properly grieve. I always dread funerals.

7. if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

Probably watching the stars and drinking tea or something calming. Talking about our days or something that we enjoy :)

8. How do you like your shower water?

Hot. I like it steamy okay? I don't get it too hot, but enough that it helps with the kinks in my neck because my vertebrae are fucked up and heat feels really nice on my neck muscles lmao

9. How do you feel about chilly weather?

I love it! Fall is one of my favorite months because of the chilly weather. Hot chocolate is one of my favorite beverages, so it gives me an excuse to drink it!

10. Do you have a favorite towel?

Yes and no. All of my towels are my favorite. They're old and not too thick and fluffy. They're practically rags, but I hate buying new towels because they're always too fluffy and never absorb the water.

11. What's your take on spicy foods?

I love them! One of my favorite things to put on pizza is sriracha. Then one of my favorite salsas to put on about ANYTHING is my abuelitos homemade Chile. Which is basically just a bunch of jalapeños mashed up with like one tomato. Then he adds whatever else sounds good. Some spices, some other stuff out of his garden. Sometimes he adds Bell Peppers or Habenaros with it. It's always super good and super spicy. One of my best friends is actually my "Funny white-boy friend" because when my one tio passed all of my family came up from Texas. We all got together and I invited my friend over for supper. Well, my friend thought he would be able to eat this hot sauce because my abuelito and other tios were all "It isn't spicy." My friend DRENCHED his pork nuggets in it and nearly passed away that day 😭 the poor guy. My abuela got a photo of him all 😟 after he realized how hot it was LMAO. So now my family will call and ask how my "funny white-boy friend" is 💀

[lammergeier-spitfire]

Ok so I finally read Chainsaw Man because I thought “why haven’t I read it yet? Lets just start it now”, and then I read the entire thing bar the last couple chapters in one sitting over the course of six hours and my god it really is as good as people claim. It has skyrocketed to one of my favourite manga ever.

Spoilers under the cut (seriously we’re talking end game shit, I don’t want to be responsible for ruining a cool story but...)

Ok cool

I can’t believe I called the fucking Gun Devil twist all the way at the start. When I read that every country banned guns after the Gun Devil incident I thought “but that won’t change anything. You’re not reducing the fear of guns, you’re validating it and will end up making it stronger. Not to mention now only those with authority will have guns cause governments never follow their own rules”

And low and behold, I was right and the Gun Devil was nothing more than a Cold War-esc tool to dissuade conflict, and was used as a scapegoat to hide that every villain with a gun was given one by a contracted government. “In exchange for paying 20,000 yen, the contractor will receive guns and bullets. That devils need money too is kind of, you know...”. It was all a plan to make the Gun Devil out as this looming threat so Makima could use Denji killing it to weaken the Chainsaw Man.

And the Darkness Devil, holy fucking shit the Darkness Devil. I thought the design of a body made out of people was kinda silly, cause it looks like it has a pair of tiny arms with its hands on its waist, but it quickly stopped being silly and became fucking terrifying. Removing your arms, the one thing that helps you navigate in the dark, on top of being a primal fear, Jesus Christ.

Also fuck Makima, all my homies hate Makima. She’s a great villain but Fujimoto-san did an amazing job making a character I despised so much. I have nothing but hatred for law-style “for your own good” villains who think that their way of running things is how humanity should exist. And the whole emotional manipulation of Denji and rewriting people’s memories, like Angel Devil, and forcing them to serve her...

God I fucking hate Makima

[trenchcoatbees]

I finished Chainsaw Man. FUCK MAKIMA, ALL MY HOMIES HATE MAKIMA

[lalalizzy16fitness]

Halloween movies; most don’t survive. Don’t get caught; STAY, ALIVE!

Best time of the year, best time of year to die. Bet. We all know there can be only one (one that survives anyway), let’s make that you. If you’re like me, sometimes the best part is screaming at the screen “Look behind you!” or “Don’t touch that, idiot!” or my personal favorite, “DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT COULD KILL HIM!?” When you are on the outside looking in (although I personally feel I am an expert and would easily survive a 2000’s slasher film) it seems pretty simple to outsmart the killer/demon/thing that just wants horny teenagers to die. But when you’re being chased by a chainsaw connected to a 7ft tall behemoth wearing your friends face for a mask, there are certain things that may slip your mind. So, that being said, in the spirit of the spookiest time of year, here are some rules (you can tattoo them to your forearm for future reference if you are really worried) to guarantee you are the allocated single horny teenager that escapes (barely, and gravely injured), alive.

Listen To the Kid / Old Lady

The wisdom of children and the elderly is questioned more often than any other age group, so it makes sense that in horror movies they reveal the truth of the situation first (often within the first 15 minutes of the film). The child usually ends up being the protagonist or close to them, while the elderly usually act as a prophetic warning. Naturally, neither is heeded by the other characters, paying for it rather quickly. Stay a step ahead of the enemy; (children are stupid and eat glue) but if you are in a 90s horror film listen to the kid or the old lady.

Don’t Sneak Up On Your Friends

Horror movies are often populated with irritating (and expendable) characters that make it very hard to sympathize with them, and part of this is the obnoxious way in which they like to make their presence know. EVERY horror film has that scene where the friend suddenly slaps their hand on the jumpy pals shoulder, scaring the pee out of them. Who actually does that? Honestly? Then acts surprised that their friend jumps or screams. Monsters don’t like imitators.

ALWAYS ASSUME THE MONSTER ISNT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

Near the end of every horror movie, the remaining character(s) finally defeat the monster. They pat themselves on the back in sweet relief; all the while the audience knows (biting their nails, waiting for the jump scare), the monster is in fact (surprise!) NOT dead. It comes back to life for one last scare. The menacing monster rises back into the menacing frame menacingly. The characters are surprised, oh no! They are forced to continue fighting back, only to “kill” it once again (often times in the most gruesome way so far in the film). Many characters will go so far as to stick their face into the monsters and start poking it, just to assure it is finally back in whatever hell it came from. The monster is largely of course unharmed, a simple headshot would end it all (unless you are dealing with a demon or an apparition upon which a ritual of some sort is appropriate), but for some unexplained teenage horny reason the assumption is its dead. They either leave STAT. Or the most annoying ones of all slump to the ground, gasping for air while the monster rises (menacingly) in the background.

Don’t Do Drugs

Every horror movie has drug users. Much like sex, you horny degenerate fucks. Your fate is already sealed. To your credit you stick to the easier stuff, alcohol and marijuana, but killers are straight edge and don’t stand for that shit in their good Christian neighborhoods.

Don’t Be the Jerk

The one constant in horror is that the “jerk” is a death sentence. There’s nothing worse than the guy who refuses to cooperate with everyone else during times of crisis, thus the horror gods smite him of his life, and the audience is disappointed but not surprised. The moral of the story in this bloody teaching moment is to be nice kids! Be a team player!

Don’t Have Sex

Slasher films from the 70s onward firmly established that pointy boobs and having sex while a maniac is on the loose will kill you. For whatever reason (I suspect sexual frustration), monsters hate walking in on two unmarried teens going at it. Also, why do the teens INSIST on banging in the strangest places? (Forests, barns, and even morgues. What the fuck.) Practically begging for the killer to intervene. Frankly, I don’t blame him. If I was camping with my wife and kids and some teens decided to bang nearby within earshot of my toddlers, I might kill them. If they weren’t in a horror film, and this was real life, they might just get killed anyway, by some… deranged drifter or some shit. More recent horror films however are bending this rule, abstinence does NOT guarantee survival, but it still most certainly increases the odds.

Don’t Touch Anything Strange

I would say 50% of all horror movies situations wouldn’t happen if the characters were raised better and their mothers taught them to keep their hands to themselves. Example: Dark, decrepit, old, basements and attics suddenly become the touching tanks at an aquarium. Then upon finding an ancient looking book filled with ritualistic notes they can’t decipher but notes at the bottom in English they CAN read that say something along the lines of, “DO NOT READ OR REPEAT, DO NOT SAY OUT LOUD, ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD, YOUR EYES WILL FALL OUT, YOUR TEETH WILL TURN TO LIQUID, YOU WILL BE CRUCIFIED, YOU WILL BE BURNED ALIVE, EVERY T.V. SHOW YOU DECIDE TO START WATCHING WILL HAVE SPOILERS IN SKY WRITING ABOVE YOUR HOME FROM NOW ON!” They read it in a horny teenager accent, and the horrible demon is unleashed.

Don’t Go Alone

Man does not survive alone, characters in horror films go against this logic (I literally cannot think of ONE horror flick where they don’t), and split up when staying together is safer. Insane killers, zombies or some type of monster your odds of survival rise substantially when you have the help of other horny teenagers to rely on. The alternate universe where horror movies take place it is the better idea to go it alone to investigate the noise you heard in the creepy forest. The result? Being pinned to a tree by something sharp and pointy through your stomach (or head depending on the stage of the film).

Don’t Take Vacations in Secluded Areas

The creepy secluded cabin in the woods the rich characters parents own. Classic. No cell reception, who would have thought? Murders took place in the basement years ago and my parents never told me? This is an outrage! The caller is coming from inside the house!? (Wait I thought there was no cell reception…?) Anyway, in the world of horror, secluded areas outside of modern civilization (it’s not like Jason Voorhees is a part of his homeowners association), is a breeding ground for demons, killers, and diseases. Take a vacation to Candyland. (But watch out for that Gloppy… I don’t trust that guy).

Pay Attention to Your Surroundings (If You Don’t Do This Already Maybe Take This as A Life Lesson)

The real reason and most realistic reason so, so many characters fall prey to their assailants is because they simply don’t pay attention to their surroundings, outside of investigating a sometimes very easily explained noise in the distance. The monster is watching them from the bushes 100ft away but nope, let’s play beer pong, other horny teens! Then BAM… the monsters right behind you and just like the dentist, it’s always too late. It’s almost comical. Pay attention homie.

Happy Halloween suckas’