#fuck i miss them

[dinzeeyz]

I was a bit vague earlier, I was wondering if you could draw some scarian if you were up for it. If bot that's fine

Well why didn't you just say so!

[xfactor7aurora]

Happy legend of vox machina day!!!

All the gay bitches love vex and Vax

[carolmunson]

What is my chef bf eddie up to?

He’s preparing for Thanksgiving prep for the women’s shelter! Just finished making the menu and sending it off for approval for allergen checks, then waiting for the pay out from the state so he can go buy the groceries ahead of time. He’s so excited this year because he’s trying to a new pie recipe and Steve’s gonna make a vat of his signature hot chocolate and help serve it with Eddie this year instead of having dinner with his parents.

[crippledanarchy]

I had a dream I was house sitting for my Gramma and woke up before I realized she's never coming home

[leedongwook]

Season 2 of kinnporsche is called „VegasPete“ I’m telling ya ✌️

[phantaloon]

thinking about how unus annus's second video was cooking with sex toys... like second video... they really said get fucking ready this is gonna be a wild fucking ride and i respect them so much for it

[nevereclipse]

You have ruined so many things that I love because when I shared them with you they became ours. And yet, now you are gone, so how can they be anyone's at all?

[yjwonz]

who was your favorite childhood youtuber, go

[tarnishmythoughts]

why be sad when you can just be a toad

[nana1000night]

I know I have to stop but I can’t!!

[godofghostsandstardust]

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[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[crippledanarchy]

Automatically started looking at fathers day cards for my Papa and made myself cry in the pharmacy again

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

[kota-bee]

How unfair this world is. Forcing me to walk through life without you. Oh how we should’ve died hand in hand, walking through the blazing fires of hell together. The misery’s worth it if it means I can feel the warmth of your hand in mine one more time. The glory of this earth is so dull without your beautiful smile gracing my eyes. You took the beauty of the world with you in death.

[merlin-the-not-so-magnificent]

There's no melancholy quite like 4am folk music recommendations